It seems as though your Husband is more compatible with Rocket Arena than with you(not meant as insulting). You might want to try downloading the latest drivers, flashing his Bios, and if necessary, try him on another wife to see if he still displays the same problem. If it turns out that he displays the same problem with another wife, we highly recommend calling our top-quality helpdesk in order to arrange for an on-site swap at your place. In case that you are not at home, or that we are still suffering from a fuel crisis that has been over for weeks already, the delivery might be slightly delayed. Please do not worry, as our most friendly colleagues will keep assuring you that they are doing everything they can, to get your brand new high quality husband to you ASAP.
Oder, wenn Sie nicht Deutsch kann, bitte Babelfish benutzen. It's a much more optimistic view of things, but hardly the words of a Pollyanna.
Boy, I've seen people getting fired over this kind of German. I'm not German myself, but I'd be ashamed to write this down where the whole world, ehh well the Slashdot part of it, could read it.
It's obvious that there should be minimum IQ checks to use the internet so morons like you are only allowed to watch tv.
Something like a driver's license for the digital highway? Over here(The Netherlands) the government is working on making this a nobligation for high school teachers and college professors...
In that case shouldn't we at least give M$ some credit for trying to market a product everybody else has given up on? If it's cheap and reliable, why the hell not? Just one thing, I will not do the helpdesk for them...
that's what it all is. Every X-box has a special chip embedded and the moment you install Linux on it, subliminal messages wil start to slowly brainwash you. It might take a little while, but slowly and steadily each of you geeks will start wearing suits and sunglasses while whispering from the corner of your mouth about how the last salary-change from Mr. Gates is really in the best interest of the company.
Slightly depending on what kind of drugs and your definition of the word "small" in possession of course, but otherwise, yeah, the EU is slowly but steadily learning. Although don't get me started about the amaount of crap we have to take from Chirac:-)And that for the president of such an agricultural country...
I did not assume that, did you even read the post? I stated that the Netherlands, which happens to be the country I'm living in has unique laws in that the possession and use of marihuana and hash is illegal, but allowed under a number of circumstances. You can buy it, you can smoke it(or whatever else it is that you want to do with it) and transport amounts of less than 30 grams without getting into trouble.
As for America, we are talking a country 0f 500 years old that is desperately groping to leave puberty. Somewhere in 2300 we might be able to congratulate them on knowing what the hell they are doing...
Just stop about the caffeine withdrawal symptoms. The only way for me to avoid them is by drinking a bout a litre of Strong coffee in the morning, otherwise it's exactly the same symptoms you described. As for heroin, I just stay away from it, just like most other "hard" drugs.
I should point out that people that survived 'Nam aren't exactly the average Joe's. Having gotten out of there alive (and sane)already indicates a pretty high resilience.
Which is exactly what I'm saying. The addictive effects kick in very soon. You don't have the time to think over if this really a good idea the third or fourth time because you're already heavily on your way to addiction. And no, I've never used heroin, and I'm very intent on keeping it that way, but I did smoke opium once without knowing it because someone dipped a joint without telling me and you don't want to know how much trouble I had to go through to resist when he did tell me the next time.
I've seen the same thing happen to people who committed the terrible mistake of landing up in a hospital and complaining about the pain. Any drug derived from opium is very addictive in a physical and psychological way. "Very" being dependent on both the physical and mental fortitude of the person being subjected to it.
Well, in the case of waiting a year and then doing it again, it would probably be different. It's just that if you experience a sufficient build-up in your body of whatever that goodie is that is in heroine, that you're lost to the world. It also depends on how stong you psychologically are in refusing to give into an urge. Some of us aren't strong enough to get over the first time(something tells me I fall under this category, which is exactly what chases me away from every drug but tobacco and caffeine),while others can take it for a very long time without becoming physically addicted.
The whole idea is to get your girlfriend hooked to the PC as well. That way you can post to Slashdot while getting laid. You just need to make sure she stores her pr0n in her own directory:-)
Apparantly you missed out on the small difference between cocaine and heroine. While cocaine is mostly psychologically addictive, heroine is created from opium, which is very addictive on both a psychological and a physical level. You will not be addicted instantly, but you won't need very much either.
Cocaine, on the other hand, has some very funny effects on your sexlife. As everybody who has tried the combination will know, cocaine allows the male Homo Sapiens to go on for a far longer time while having sex without coming. What most people don't know is that this actually decreases the period of time you can do it without cocaine. Which means that very heavy users might get some akward experiences. I've seen guys who where trying to kick the stuff come just at the sight of a few centimeters of bare leg.
Sorry, but I'll have to correct you on that one. You can use the needle once and get away with it, the second time you're hooked for life. You might be able to kick, pick up your life etc., but the craving will never go completely, just diminish over time. I have known people, however, who used heroin on a daily basis after dinner while keeping on functioning as a normal social animal.
Monopolies, probably.
It seems as though your Husband is more compatible with Rocket Arena than with you(not meant as insulting). You might want to try downloading the latest drivers, flashing his Bios, and if necessary, try him on another wife to see if he still displays the same problem. If it turns out that he displays the same problem with another wife, we highly recommend calling our top-quality helpdesk in order to arrange for an on-site swap at your place. In case that you are not at home, or that we are still suffering from a fuel crisis that has been over for weeks already, the delivery might be slightly delayed. Please do not worry, as our most friendly colleagues will keep assuring you that they are doing everything they can, to get your brand new high quality husband to you ASAP.
It should read, "Oder, wenn Sie Deutsch nicht sprechen koennen, bitte benutzt Babelfish" or similar.
Or if you actually speak German it should say:"Oder, wenn Sie kein Deutsch kennen, benutzen Sie bitte Bablefish."
Oder, wenn Sie nicht Deutsch kann, bitte Babelfish benutzen. It's a much more optimistic view of things, but hardly the words of a Pollyanna.
Boy, I've seen people getting fired over this kind of German. I'm not German myself, but I'd be ashamed to write this down where the whole world, ehh well the Slashdot part of it, could read it.
It's obvious that there should be minimum IQ checks to use the internet so morons like you are only allowed to watch tv.
Something like a driver's license for the digital highway? Over here(The Netherlands) the government is working on making this a nobligation for high school teachers and college professors...
Since when has any Microsoft product ever lived upto it's hype?
Since when has any product even remotely associated to something computer-like lived up to it's hype?
In that case shouldn't we at least give M$ some credit for trying to market a product everybody else has given up on? If it's cheap and reliable, why the hell not? Just one thing, I will not do the helpdesk for them...
that's what it all is. Every X-box has a special chip embedded and the moment you install Linux on it, subliminal messages wil start to slowly brainwash you. It might take a little while, but slowly and steadily each of you geeks will start wearing suits and sunglasses while whispering from the corner of your mouth about how the last salary-change from Mr. Gates is really in the best interest of the company.
If they actually get out of this without a major lawsuit on their ass then I'll be the first to cheer. Don't expect so, though...
Slightly depending on what kind of drugs and your definition of the word "small" in possession of course, but otherwise, yeah, the EU is slowly but steadily learning. Although don't get me started about the amaount of crap we have to take from Chirac:-)And that for the president of such an agricultural country...
I did not assume that, did you even read the post? I stated that the Netherlands, which happens to be the country I'm living in has unique laws in that the possession and use of marihuana and hash is illegal, but allowed under a number of circumstances. You can buy it, you can smoke it(or whatever else it is that you want to do with it) and transport amounts of less than 30 grams without getting into trouble.
As for America, we are talking a country 0f 500 years old that is desperately groping to leave puberty. Somewhere in 2300 we might be able to congratulate them on knowing what the hell they are doing...
Just stop about the caffeine withdrawal symptoms. The only way for me to avoid them is by drinking a bout a litre of Strong coffee in the morning, otherwise it's exactly the same symptoms you described. As for heroin, I just stay away from it, just like most other "hard" drugs.
Like I stated, the fact that it is allowed actually makes it less interesting for quite a lot of people, myself included.
I should point out that people that survived 'Nam aren't exactly the average Joe's. Having gotten out of there alive (and sane)already indicates a pretty high resilience.
Which is exactly what I'm saying. The addictive effects kick in very soon. You don't have the time to think over if this really a good idea the third or fourth time because you're already heavily on your way to addiction. And no, I've never used heroin, and I'm very intent on keeping it that way, but I did smoke opium once without knowing it because someone dipped a joint without telling me and you don't want to know how much trouble I had to go through to resist when he did tell me the next time.
I've seen the same thing happen to people who committed the terrible mistake of landing up in a hospital and complaining about the pain. Any drug derived from opium is very addictive in a physical and psychological way. "Very" being dependent on both the physical and mental fortitude of the person being subjected to it.
SEP. Definitely SEP. And then your modem breaks down so you can't replace it...
Well, in the case of waiting a year and then doing it again, it would probably be different. It's just that if you experience a sufficient build-up in your body of whatever that goodie is that is in heroine, that you're lost to the world. It also depends on how stong you psychologically are in refusing to give into an urge. Some of us aren't strong enough to get over the first time(something tells me I fall under this category, which is exactly what chases me away from every drug but tobacco and caffeine),while others can take it for a very long time without becoming physically addicted.
The whole idea is to get your girlfriend hooked to the PC as well. That way you can post to Slashdot while getting laid. You just need to make sure she stores her pr0n in her own directory:-)
No bloody way. And call me for tech support, I suppose? Objection, your honor. And that goes for all the other crap we're supporting as well:-)
Heinlein: Job, a comedy of justice. And in case you did not know, that's a book. You know, the funny analog paper like thingy?
Apparantly you missed out on the small difference between cocaine and heroine. While cocaine is mostly psychologically addictive, heroine is created from opium, which is very addictive on both a psychological and a physical level. You will not be addicted instantly, but you won't need very much either.
Cocaine, on the other hand, has some very funny effects on your sexlife. As everybody who has tried the combination will know, cocaine allows the male Homo Sapiens to go on for a far longer time while having sex without coming. What most people don't know is that this actually decreases the period of time you can do it without cocaine. Which means that very heavy users might get some akward experiences. I've seen guys who where trying to kick the stuff come just at the sight of a few centimeters of bare leg.
Really? I am sorry but I have never heard of this before. Why is heroin so different from all other drugs of addiction?
Unfortunately I didn't get to hear it either. I saw it happening, and no, the people to whom it happened weren't people I disliked...
You are agreeing with that statement.
Good example of what the people writing the article did. Take out one piece and completely ignore the rest of the comment.
Seems you're making the same mistake.
I'm about 150km east of you(Enschede, aka Crater City) and those pinball thingies say exactly the same thing over here.
You can use heroin, and not become addicted
Sorry, but I'll have to correct you on that one. You can use the needle once and get away with it, the second time you're hooked for life. You might be able to kick, pick up your life etc., but the craving will never go completely, just diminish over time. I have known people, however, who used heroin on a daily basis after dinner while keeping on functioning as a normal social animal.