My patent will be filed immediately!
I will be applying for a patent on the process by which all living (non-plant) organisms convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. From this day foward no living beings shall be able to exhale, with out a single-user license. (Note: Corporations and other business enities will be able to purchase site licenses for their employees.)
Update: Microsoft has filed in court claiming that they are the orginal developers for this process, and all life on this planet.
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My patent will be filed immediately! I will be applying for a patent on the process by which all living (non-plant) organisms convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. From this day foward no living beings shall be able to exhale, with out a single-user license. (Note: Corporations and other business enities will be able to purchase site licenses for their employees.) Update: Microsoft has filed in court claiming that they are the orginal developers for this process, and all life on this planet.