I hereby patent the process of combining any element in the periodic table with oxygen to form an oxide of said element. Such reactions can be very powerful.(ie, reduce iron and steel to a crumbly, flaky orange mass, provide the energy needed for life,etc) This patent requires all users of oxidation to pay me royalties in the amount of $1 US per reaction. Any violations will result in a cease and desist order being filed with the proper authorities.
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I hereby patent the process of combining any element in the periodic table with oxygen to form an oxide of said element. Such reactions can be very powerful.(ie, reduce iron and steel to a crumbly, flaky orange mass, provide the energy needed for life,etc) This patent requires all users of oxidation to pay me royalties in the amount of $1 US per reaction. Any violations will result in a cease and desist order being filed with the proper authorities.