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  1. Patently Offensive on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    A method for enabling an e-commerce site to earn one "valuable" dot-com consumer:

    spend a net $50 on advertising costs to get the one said "valuable" consumer to visit your site;

    provide the consumer a coupon for $20 off a purchase of at least $10;

    fulfill consumer's order for $10 worth of product;

    provide $10 rebate to consumer; and

    congratulate oneself that cost for procuring consumer only exceeded price of goods bought by sevenfold.

  2. Patent Numero Uno on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    Patent Title:
    A method for losing a lot of money.

    Broadest Patent Claim:
    A method for facilitating a dot-com economy, comprising the steps of:

    promoting a dot-com idea wherein millions of users may be connected and engage in business to consumer (B2C) transactions;

    receiving millions and millions of dollars from a plurality of typically unsuspecting investors;

    spending said millions and millions of dollars in an indiscriminate manner, wherein the majority of dollars are effectively donated gratis to a plurality of advertising agencies and television/radio stations;

    further receiving additional millions and millions of dollars from an additional plurality of typically unsuspecting investors;

    revising said original Business to Consumer (B2C) model into a Business to Business (B2B) model after said additional millions and millions of dollar have been spent; and

    issuing publically available shares for said new B2B company, wherein a plurality of unsuspecting investors lose even more millions and millions of dollars after said B2B's company's shares plummet.