User: mm1we

Biologically Limited Orbital Noggin

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Abstract:

Method and system for detection of Biologically Limited Orbital
Noggin with Degraded Effectuality (BLONDE) whereby said method
and system detects the presence of said BLONDE and provides user
options for avoiding or attracting same depending upon intended
use.

Claims:

1 - A method where optical input to the user provides:

(A) interpretation of hue of orbital ornamentation,
(B) recognition of mammillary dimension,
(C) and conformity of torso to predetermined correctness.

2 - A method of attracting said item described in claim 1 by
using a variety of predetermined auditory signals where said
signals have the effect of interesting item described in claim 1
for purposes of procreative activities. Normally of an
interrogatory nature these auditory signals may include:

(A) an interogatory to determine the specific zodiacal
band of item described in claim 1, or
(B) an interogatory to determine whether said item described
in claim 1 has previously appeared in said current
location and been perceived at said current location
by claimant

3 - A method of eschewing said item described in claim 1 using
standard mobility techniques when intention is intellectual in
nature.