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  1. Re:Patent Entry on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    The previous post was made to avoid prosecution by the holder of the patent on the ending bold tag in HTML. If you look, you will see that it was used only once. Please do not think the previous post was "accidentally" made and that Pornaholic "forgot" his f**king HTML.

  2. Patent Entry on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    Patent Application for Striped Product Camouflage
    Filed by QDog inc.
    on 10-10-00

    Description:
    QDog inc.'s new technology is designed with the intent to make products with Striped Camouflage blend in with other products on the shelf with similar camouflage.
    In the same way a zebra is hard to distinguish in the right environment by predators, any product using our vertical black and white stripes may become indistinguishable from other products similarly camouflaged. This will lead to longer shelf lives of in-danger products.
    The most common use will be on the bottom or edge of product packaging, so as to provide the most confusing display to comsumers as possible.
    Further, a number identifying the product for seasoned consumers may also be used. This will enable skilled consumers to pick out what they want with miminal danger to other products on the shelf.