"A newly found chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide, hereby refered to as (H20), has been observed under careful laboratory conditions to be responsible for hydration at a cellular level through osmosis(patent no. 86757364), and the efficient transfer of waste heat. H20 is formulated from the chemical reactions of Hydrogen(patent pending) and Oxygen(patent no. 86757365) and can only be created in a controlled laboratory setting. This new discovery, which world scientists are now referring to it by it's unoffical name 'water', may have such uses in erosion, irrigation, and even recreation. This elusive binary compound will hopefully now find it's way into many common, and popular daily uses."
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My attempt into the silly patent foray:
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"A newly found chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide, hereby refered to as (H20), has been observed under careful laboratory conditions to be responsible for hydration at a cellular level through osmosis(patent no. 86757364), and the efficient transfer of waste heat. H20 is formulated from the chemical reactions of Hydrogen(patent pending) and Oxygen(patent no. 86757365) and can only be created in a controlled laboratory setting. This new discovery, which world scientists are now referring to it by it's unoffical name 'water', may have such uses in erosion, irrigation, and even recreation. This elusive binary compound will hopefully now find it's way into many common, and popular daily uses."
that's all I have to say about that
-Jayson