i have NO idea what the academy is SMOKING here!! god!! return of the king was about the WORST movie i saw all year!! for starters we got to the movie about ten minutes LATE because it took my god damn wife so LONG to shovel the snow out of the driveway and then when we FINALLY got there the idiot at the ticket booth did not accept the tickets i printed out from fan dango because he said that the effing NUMBER was INVALID!! god!!
so then we get to the concession stand and this MORON puts too much butter on my popcorn which gives me gas, but that didn't matter because then my wife spilled the WHOLE god damn BAG as she was carrying it into the theater, also she spilled our sodas, god!! how can i sit for THREE HOURS without soda!! and then during the whole movie this slut in front of us was talking on her CELL PHONE about how her next door neighbor's shit zoo had just given birth to puppies, now what in the hell, PUPPIES, who effing cares!! turn off your god damn phone you hippy
then there was this baby next to us that kept CRYING, now if you have a loud baby take some advice from me (george) and leave the god damn thing at HOME now do you got that!! have a little bit of courtesy for your fellow man now do you got that, all in all it was the worst moviegoing experience of the year and i cannot understand these nominations
i think this is a GREAT idea!! i set up my sql a long time ago, my damn WIFE used to keep all of her recipes on these god damn INDEX CARDS in the kitchen and they kept cluttering the place up!! so then she entered ALL of her recipies into my sql and then THREW all her cards away!! so then one morning i wake up and i say make me some FRENCH TOAST!! and then she goes to the computer and brings up my sql and can't figure out how to FIND the damn recipe!!
so i say just run a select statement and she is like george i cannot run a select statement i do not know how!! so i sit down and DAMN IT i forgot how to do it too!! so now ALL her recipes are stuck in my sql!! no more pork chops or ham cutlets!! we've been eating fucking beanie weenie for FIVE GOD DAMN YEARS!! select this from that, now WHAT in the HELL!! all i want is some effing french toast!! god!! now that there is a gui available she should be able to find the recipe and cook breakfast for REAL again i simply cannot wait!!
If you're CNN, Israel can do no right, unless they walk themselved into the gas chambers...
This is one of the more hateful condemnations of CNN that I have ever read, so I'm going to give you a chance to back it up. Examples, please. And I want specific examples of coverage that you find to be objectionable. (Hint: "Pat Robertson, a man of the Lord, says that Ted Turner hates Jews" is not going to fly.)
Why is everyone here so closed minded towards Christianity?
What the original poster basically said was: "6,000 years ago, the Hebrew wind demon Yahweh poofed the universe into existence in essentially its current state. That's the way it went. Since we know the truth, we should not be studying this."
well well well, now WHAT in the HELL!! who was the IDOT that came up with this name. bonobo!! what in the HELL is that all about, is that what linux users want to be ASSOCIATED with!! monkeys!! well is it or isn't it!! god!! are you PROUD of your computer!! or do you WANT to be associated with crap-throwing creatures. i don't know about you but if i want to see a feces-flinging primate i'll roll over in bed and look at my WIFE.
god that is ALL we need, to get interviewed on TV and have the guy ask "what operation system do YOU use" and then have you say "i use linux" and then have the TV guy say "oh are you a monkey!! ooh-ooh-ooh AHH-AHH!!" i am a linux user and will NOT STAND to be made the butt of banana jokes all god damn day long, now do you got that!! fuck!! let me say THIS: linux would be on 100% of all desktop and bill gate would be eating fucking TRASH out of the gutter if it wasn't for the STUPID design decisions of the linux developers. first they pick a god damn penguin as the mascot. now they name this component system after a monkey. GOD HELP US what is next!! they will probably name the killer office app something like "goat sex!!"
now WHAT in the HELL!! let me see here. this is NOT that hard. defense of ones family is a DECENT thing. it is scriptural. copying a god damn dvd is not even close to the same thing and is DEFINATELY not scriptural. why dont you read your damn bible you friggin moron!!
i would say, now what in the hell. this is NOT true. a business has a RIGHT to OPERATE. it does NOT have a "right to get PAID!!" so say i go into business selling bottles of cat urine or pictures of my wife, i would be a LAUGHINGSTOCK. you are saying that no matter HOW ridiculous my business is, i have a right to get paid. god no, that is not even CLOSE. i will get paid if my business is SUCCESSFUL, if not i will close up shop and move on with my life, THAT is how things work.
okay let's take a look at this
[#4] The accuracy of the floating-point operations (+, -, *,
/) and of the library functions in <math.h> and <complex.h>
that return floating-point results is implementation
defined. The implementation may state that the accuracy is
unknown.
many people have ALREADY said that floating point is INHERENTLY unaccurate. the REASON why you get 9 = 10 or 10 = 9 is because ONE of the expressions is calculated at COMPILE time and the OTHER is done at run time and the METHOD may differ. there is NO way to represent many floating point numbers exactly on many cpus, this is why approximations are used instead. this will OCCASIONALLY lead to a rounding error. YOUR example is particularly precipitous and draconian because you use an operation (TRUNCATION) that is the most likely to show the unaccuracy!!
all in all i have to say that your criticizm is pretty PICKY. and trust me i KNOW picky, my wife is the most picky person EVER, "george keep your elbows off the table, george put the toilet seat up, george don't use the word AIN'T" god!!!!!! sorry if this is harsh but god i have to come HOME to the world's biggest grouch and there is NO REASON why this pickiness should be tolerated!! god
i think if i were to move to a new city for a new job i would HAVE to look at liqour laws. i mean as an employer you don't want drunks as employees, i mean you don't get much done at meetings if everybody is PLASTERED!! but still reasonable drinking is definitely a requirement and i would never EVER EVER take a job where i had to live in a place like FUNDY VILLE where alcohol was banned and you could be put in jail for discussing the theorys of stephen hawking.
this is one of the things that companys NEED to consider when they decide where to locate themselves. you will NOT attract people if you are in an area where there is no entertainment or high toxicity in the water. so do not put your company in the middle of montana or anywhere even near new jersey!! put it in a place where REAL people want to work and live, where REAL people will be happy to move to!! avoid places with crappy shitty weather and ridiculous laws that curb drinking potential. AVOID all places that restrict basic human rights and FREEDOM in this way. remember that if you are looking for high tech workers many of them will REQUIRE freedom and the american way and so they will shy away from the shackles of religious or environmental or corporate censorship. my wife wanted to move us to tulsa and i was like "NO WAY" we are not moving to tulsa.
FIRST of all lets take your suggestion that a god poofed everything into place and made it LOOK like life evolved. does it PLEASE you to worship a TRICKSTER!! if there is some all powerful god it is a bit silly to suggest that it is some lying prankster if you ask my opinion. this is JUST LIKE some of these people who say the whole universe is 6000 years old and say that we can see really distant starlight because GOD created the light IN TRANSIT!! how tricky!! god!! of course this means we are seeing the deaths of stars that NEVER EVEN EXISTED in the first place, what kind of cosmic lie is that!! i cant and do not understand why people would WANT to worship a being that would do that
see here is the thing, biological evolution does not say that there are gods and jesuses and other such things behind it. HOWEVER it also does not say that gods, jesuses, etc. are NOT behind it!! it is completely neutral on the subject!! EVOLUTION is just the PROCESS!! whatever greater significance it has is BEYOND the realm of SCIENCE!! this is why it BAFFLES me that people could ever be AGAINST evolution when there is so much evidence for it, regardless of their religious beliefs or lack thereof!! do fundies think their god is too stupid or powerless to have created life with evolution!! if YOU were a deity wouldn't you do something similar. you would probably have better things to do than go back to the drawing board for millions of different life forms, wouldn't you as a engineer WANT to use evolution!! well wouldn't you!!
finally you can't prove evolution any more than you can "prove" gravity, natural sciences are NOT in the business of PROOF, if you want PROOF go to mathematics. what theories do is make PREDICTIONS, and evolution works GREAT for that!! finally your whole thing about "i can't believe that this happened therefore it can't be true" is a CLASSIC logical fallacy called "ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY." it has NO bearing on reality. a thousand years ago NOBODY would have believed that we are on a tiny ball of rock in one of BILLIONS of galaxies in the universe but we know it to be the truth today. the INCREDULITY of the people did NOT make it false!!
i hope i have given you some things to think about
really this linux 2.4 firewall looks VERY INTERESTING but i cannot bring myself to actually create one, i have been told by VERY reputable sources that this would threaten the AMERICAN WAY
yes!! YES somebody gets it!! THANK you!! i will not use me as an example but say that there is somebody who loves his wife WHY does he get her a box of flowers on valentine day, to show her that he LOVES HER!! well what does that mean!! that he HATES her the other 364 days of the year!! jiminy christmas the whole PREMISE is stupid!!
the PROBLEM here is that you have these hippy tree-hugging starbucks-drinking crystal-worshipping new-age long hair GREETING CARD ceos who have FORCED everybody into obeying their stupid little oppressive rituals!! buy a flower!! buy some candy!! buy a god damn CARD!! if you don't you are EVIL and DIFFERENT!! and there is something WRONG with you!! well i am standing up RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW and saying to HELL with that!! you and me and other right-minded slashdot readers can singlehandedly BRING DOWN valentine day and SHATTER it into a jillion pieces and scatter it to the winds
unfortunately you are WRONG, i DO have a valentine. not a day goes by without me having a thought of DIVORCING her but the fact of the matter is that she is a pretty good cook and also shovels the driveway real fast. so i view it as a sacrifice, i get FOOD and a CLEAN DRIVEWAY but have to put up with general whining and other crap!! it's not a bad deal but it does have it's down sides.. LIKE FEBUARY 14 OF EVERY YEAR
christ on a stick, i think microsoft ITSELF is a national security threat! the fact that grown adults would trust sensitive security matters to an animated paper clip scares the CRAP out of me. what's next, are we going to drive down to disney world and give the plans for the B-3 bomber to goofy!! or maybe we should fax all of osama bin laddin's movements to daffy duck!! god!!
well well well. first of all i have to wonder if this is legal, will nasa just let some dope who won a game show on the ISS!! it seems to me that it would be awful risky, what if he hoses something up then everybody on board is screwed and they will probably be sued by the russians because god do they ever need money. turnips apparently aren't selling very well this year
anyhow i (george) have a great idea if they REALLY want to make a game show about outer space. call it SPOUSE LOUSE and have the contestants be men who are sick of their wives, they get together and answer trivia questions and do feats of strength and things like that. whoever wins the game or has the most points or whatever gets to have their spouse put on a big rocket that gets launched into deep space, towards saturn or something like that.
also they could have five BONUS questions, if you get all five right then they launch the rocket into the sun. i only say this because my wife has been bugging the crap out of me lately, she wants me to go see a movie called snow falling on cedars, she says "george let's watch snow falling on cedars" and i say no, let's not watch that movie!! god!! it is very irritating and so that is why i would support SPOUSE LOUSE and watch it every week and even try to be a contestant if she doesn't shape up!! hehe!! actually i am just kidding, she makes very good french toast so the bickering is probably worth it
i agree with you for the most part but must correct you on one part, carl sagan was not fictional, he actually did exist and wrote many books including contact and the demon haunted world. true he is dead now but that does not mean he never existed.
god nasa really piss me off sometimes. first they take all my tax dollars and give them to some longhair running a screen saver so that they can scan for alien signals. now they are looking for life on mars, well maybe they got confused!! see james cameron wrote titanic, that was a movie about a big boat that crashed and it was based on a true story. now this red planet movie is out and apparently nasa thinks THAT ONE is true too, well if they don't know the difference between a foot and a meter that is not surprising, what a bunch of dopes.
well i've got an idea nasa!! instead of giving my money to the martians how about giving it back to me!! now we are in the middle of WINTER, i (george) would like a snowblower because it takes my wife too goddam long to shovel the driveway in the morning, if she had a machine to do it i could get to work alot earlier. so here is the deal nasa, give me the money, i'll buy a snow blower and then i will be more productive at work and then microsoft will make more money and then paul allen will be able to buy another radio telescope and also the seattle super sonics.
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hi all (george here)
i have NO idea what the academy is SMOKING here!! god!! return of the king was about the WORST movie i saw all year!! for starters we got to the movie about ten minutes LATE because it took my god damn wife so LONG to shovel the snow out of the driveway and then when we FINALLY got there the idiot at the ticket booth did not accept the tickets i printed out from fan dango because he said that the effing NUMBER was INVALID!! god!!
so then we get to the concession stand and this MORON puts too much butter on my popcorn which gives me gas, but that didn't matter because then my wife spilled the WHOLE god damn BAG as she was carrying it into the theater, also she spilled our sodas, god!! how can i sit for THREE HOURS without soda!! and then during the whole movie this slut in front of us was talking on her CELL PHONE about how her next door neighbor's shit zoo had just given birth to puppies, now what in the hell, PUPPIES, who effing cares!! turn off your god damn phone you hippy
then there was this baby next to us that kept CRYING, now if you have a loud baby take some advice from me (george) and leave the god damn thing at HOME now do you got that!! have a little bit of courtesy for your fellow man now do you got that, all in all it was the worst moviegoing experience of the year and i cannot understand these nominations
your buddy
hi (george here)
i think this is a GREAT idea!! i set up my sql a long time ago, my damn WIFE used to keep all of her recipes on these god damn INDEX CARDS in the kitchen and they kept cluttering the place up!! so then she entered ALL of her recipies into my sql and then THREW all her cards away!! so then one morning i wake up and i say make me some FRENCH TOAST!! and then she goes to the computer and brings up my sql and can't figure out how to FIND the damn recipe!!
so i say just run a select statement and she is like george i cannot run a select statement i do not know how!! so i sit down and DAMN IT i forgot how to do it too!! so now ALL her recipes are stuck in my sql!! no more pork chops or ham cutlets!! we've been eating fucking beanie weenie for FIVE GOD DAMN YEARS!! select this from that, now WHAT in the HELL!! all i want is some effing french toast!! god!! now that there is a gui available she should be able to find the recipe and cook breakfast for REAL again i simply cannot wait!!
your buddy
If you're CNN, Israel can do no right, unless they walk themselved into the gas chambers...
This is one of the more hateful condemnations of CNN that I have ever read, so I'm going to give you a chance to back it up. Examples, please. And I want specific examples of coverage that you find to be objectionable. (Hint: "Pat Robertson, a man of the Lord, says that Ted Turner hates Jews" is not going to fly.)
Why is everyone here so closed minded towards Christianity?
What the original poster basically said was: "6,000 years ago, the Hebrew wind demon Yahweh poofed the universe into existence in essentially its current state. That's the way it went. Since we know the truth, we should not be studying this."
hi all (george here)
you all may be WONDERING what window "XP" stands for.
here is what you do
1) write XP on a BLANK sheet of paper in LARGE letters
2) rotate that sheet of paper NINETY DEGREES to the RIGHT
3) it's an EMOTICON
it looks like CART MAN in SOUTHPARK
your buddy
hi all (george here)
well well well, now WHAT in the HELL!! who was the IDOT that came up with this name. bonobo!! what in the HELL is that all about, is that what linux users want to be ASSOCIATED with!! monkeys!! well is it or isn't it!! god!! are you PROUD of your computer!! or do you WANT to be associated with crap-throwing creatures. i don't know about you but if i want to see a feces-flinging primate i'll roll over in bed and look at my WIFE.
god that is ALL we need, to get interviewed on TV and have the guy ask "what operation system do YOU use" and then have you say "i use linux" and then have the TV guy say "oh are you a monkey!! ooh-ooh-ooh AHH-AHH!!" i am a linux user and will NOT STAND to be made the butt of banana jokes all god damn day long, now do you got that!! fuck!! let me say THIS: linux would be on 100% of all desktop and bill gate would be eating fucking TRASH out of the gutter if it wasn't for the STUPID design decisions of the linux developers. first they pick a god damn penguin as the mascot. now they name this component system after a monkey. GOD HELP US what is next!! they will probably name the killer office app something like "goat sex!!"
WISE UP you morons!! god
your bud
hi spanish inquisition (george here)
now WHAT in the HELL!! let me see here. this is NOT that hard. defense of ones family is a DECENT thing. it is scriptural. copying a god damn dvd is not even close to the same thing and is DEFINATELY not scriptural. why dont you read your damn bible you friggin moron!!
your bud
hi rares marian (george here)
you said:
"a business has a right to be paid"
i would say, now what in the hell. this is NOT true. a business has a RIGHT to OPERATE. it does NOT have a "right to get PAID!!" so say i go into business selling bottles of cat urine or pictures of my wife, i would be a LAUGHINGSTOCK. you are saying that no matter HOW ridiculous my business is, i have a right to get paid. god no, that is not even CLOSE. i will get paid if my business is SUCCESSFUL, if not i will close up shop and move on with my life, THAT is how things work.
hi warlock (george here)
okay let's take a look at this
[#4] The accuracy of the floating-point operations (+, -, *,
/) and of the library functions in <math.h> and <complex.h>
that return floating-point results is implementation
defined. The implementation may state that the accuracy is
unknown.
many people have ALREADY said that floating point is INHERENTLY unaccurate. the REASON why you get 9 = 10 or 10 = 9 is because ONE of the expressions is calculated at COMPILE time and the OTHER is done at run time and the METHOD may differ. there is NO way to represent many floating point numbers exactly on many cpus, this is why approximations are used instead. this will OCCASIONALLY lead to a rounding error. YOUR example is particularly precipitous and draconian because you use an operation (TRUNCATION) that is the most likely to show the unaccuracy!!
all in all i have to say that your criticizm is pretty PICKY. and trust me i KNOW picky, my wife is the most picky person EVER, "george keep your elbows off the table, george put the toilet seat up, george don't use the word AIN'T" god!!!!!! sorry if this is harsh but god i have to come HOME to the world's biggest grouch and there is NO REASON why this pickiness should be tolerated!! god
your bud
hi coward (george here)
I also live and work in Utah, and the regulations are enough to drive anyone who wants an occasional drink insane.
are you saying that the liqour laws are so bad they drove you to drink!! hehehehehe!!
your bud
hi all (george here)
i think if i were to move to a new city for a new job i would HAVE to look at liqour laws. i mean as an employer you don't want drunks as employees, i mean you don't get much done at meetings if everybody is PLASTERED!! but still reasonable drinking is definitely a requirement and i would never EVER EVER take a job where i had to live in a place like FUNDY VILLE where alcohol was banned and you could be put in jail for discussing the theorys of stephen hawking.
this is one of the things that companys NEED to consider when they decide where to locate themselves. you will NOT attract people if you are in an area where there is no entertainment or high toxicity in the water. so do not put your company in the middle of montana or anywhere even near new jersey!! put it in a place where REAL people want to work and live, where REAL people will be happy to move to!! avoid places with crappy shitty weather and ridiculous laws that curb drinking potential. AVOID all places that restrict basic human rights and FREEDOM in this way. remember that if you are looking for high tech workers many of them will REQUIRE freedom and the american way and so they will shy away from the shackles of religious or environmental or corporate censorship. my wife wanted to move us to tulsa and i was like "NO WAY" we are not moving to tulsa.
your bud
hi manic miner (george here)
okay let's take this PIECE by PIECE
FIRST of all lets take your suggestion that a god poofed everything into place and made it LOOK like life evolved. does it PLEASE you to worship a TRICKSTER!! if there is some all powerful god it is a bit silly to suggest that it is some lying prankster if you ask my opinion. this is JUST LIKE some of these people who say the whole universe is 6000 years old and say that we can see really distant starlight because GOD created the light IN TRANSIT!! how tricky!! god!! of course this means we are seeing the deaths of stars that NEVER EVEN EXISTED in the first place, what kind of cosmic lie is that!! i cant and do not understand why people would WANT to worship a being that would do that
see here is the thing, biological evolution does not say that there are gods and jesuses and other such things behind it. HOWEVER it also does not say that gods, jesuses, etc. are NOT behind it!! it is completely neutral on the subject!! EVOLUTION is just the PROCESS!! whatever greater significance it has is BEYOND the realm of SCIENCE!! this is why it BAFFLES me that people could ever be AGAINST evolution when there is so much evidence for it, regardless of their religious beliefs or lack thereof!! do fundies think their god is too stupid or powerless to have created life with evolution!! if YOU were a deity wouldn't you do something similar. you would probably have better things to do than go back to the drawing board for millions of different life forms, wouldn't you as a engineer WANT to use evolution!! well wouldn't you!!
finally you can't prove evolution any more than you can "prove" gravity, natural sciences are NOT in the business of PROOF, if you want PROOF go to mathematics. what theories do is make PREDICTIONS, and evolution works GREAT for that!! finally your whole thing about "i can't believe that this happened therefore it can't be true" is a CLASSIC logical fallacy called "ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY." it has NO bearing on reality. a thousand years ago NOBODY would have believed that we are on a tiny ball of rock in one of BILLIONS of galaxies in the universe but we know it to be the truth today. the INCREDULITY of the people did NOT make it false!!
i hope i have given you some things to think about
your bud
hi all (george here)
really this linux 2.4 firewall looks VERY INTERESTING but i cannot bring myself to actually create one, i have been told by VERY reputable sources that this would threaten the AMERICAN WAY
your bud
hi tekno hog (goerge here)
yes!! YES somebody gets it!! THANK you!! i will not use me as an example but say that there is somebody who loves his wife WHY does he get her a box of flowers on valentine day, to show her that he LOVES HER!! well what does that mean!! that he HATES her the other 364 days of the year!! jiminy christmas the whole PREMISE is stupid!!
the PROBLEM here is that you have these hippy tree-hugging starbucks-drinking crystal-worshipping new-age long hair GREETING CARD ceos who have FORCED everybody into obeying their stupid little oppressive rituals!! buy a flower!! buy some candy!! buy a god damn CARD!! if you don't you are EVIL and DIFFERENT!! and there is something WRONG with you!! well i am standing up RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW and saying to HELL with that!! you and me and other right-minded slashdot readers can singlehandedly BRING DOWN valentine day and SHATTER it into a jillion pieces and scatter it to the winds
your bud
hi cnkeller (george here)
.. LIKE FEBUARY 14 OF EVERY YEAR
unfortunately you are WRONG, i DO have a valentine. not a day goes by without me having a thought of DIVORCING her but the fact of the matter is that she is a pretty good cook and also shovels the driveway real fast. so i view it as a sacrifice, i get FOOD and a CLEAN DRIVEWAY but have to put up with general whining and other crap!! it's not a bad deal but it does have it's down sides
your bud
hi all (george here)
christ on a stick, i think microsoft ITSELF is a national security threat! the fact that grown adults would trust sensitive security matters to an animated paper clip scares the CRAP out of me. what's next, are we going to drive down to disney world and give the plans for the B-3 bomber to goofy!! or maybe we should fax all of osama bin laddin's movements to daffy duck!! god!!
your bud
hi all (george here)
well well well. first of all i have to wonder if this is legal, will nasa just let some dope who won a game show on the ISS!! it seems to me that it would be awful risky, what if he hoses something up then everybody on board is screwed and they will probably be sued by the russians because god do they ever need money. turnips apparently aren't selling very well this year
anyhow i (george) have a great idea if they REALLY want to make a game show about outer space. call it SPOUSE LOUSE and have the contestants be men who are sick of their wives, they get together and answer trivia questions and do feats of strength and things like that. whoever wins the game or has the most points or whatever gets to have their spouse put on a big rocket that gets launched into deep space, towards saturn or something like that.
also they could have five BONUS questions, if you get all five right then they launch the rocket into the sun. i only say this because my wife has been bugging the crap out of me lately, she wants me to go see a movie called snow falling on cedars, she says "george let's watch snow falling on cedars" and i say no, let's not watch that movie!! god!! it is very irritating and so that is why i would support SPOUSE LOUSE and watch it every week and even try to be a contestant if she doesn't shape up!! hehe!! actually i am just kidding, she makes very good french toast so the bickering is probably worth it
your bud
hi bliss (george here)
i agree with you for the most part but must correct you on one part, carl sagan was not fictional, he actually did exist and wrote many books including contact and the demon haunted world. true he is dead now but that does not mean he never existed.
your bud
hi all (george here)
god nasa really piss me off sometimes. first they take all my tax dollars and give them to some longhair running a screen saver so that they can scan for alien signals. now they are looking for life on mars, well maybe they got confused!! see james cameron wrote titanic, that was a movie about a big boat that crashed and it was based on a true story. now this red planet movie is out and apparently nasa thinks THAT ONE is true too, well if they don't know the difference between a foot and a meter that is not surprising, what a bunch of dopes.
well i've got an idea nasa!! instead of giving my money to the martians how about giving it back to me!! now we are in the middle of WINTER, i (george) would like a snowblower because it takes my wife too goddam long to shovel the driveway in the morning, if she had a machine to do it i could get to work alot earlier. so here is the deal nasa, give me the money, i'll buy a snow blower and then i will be more productive at work and then microsoft will make more money and then paul allen will be able to buy another radio telescope and also the seattle super sonics.
now do you got that!!