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  1. Start your day the clean-shaven way on Firefox 32 Arrives With New HTTP Cache, Public Key Pinning Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    Firefox, bagel and lox
    Breakfast of champions handy
    And aftershave that makes men brave
    When over Macho Grande
    Burma Shave

  2. Re:Continuous improvements to IE for Windows 7 on Yahoo Stops New Development On YUI · · Score: 1

    It's all on c.l.j, if you're willing to do a bit of digging.

    I daresay if there was any substance to your point (and I've read the jQuery source at some depth around the 1.7 era) then you'd've proffered a URL to go with your FUD, no?

  3. The lingering question to Sir Mick on DNA Reveals History of Vanished "Paleo-Eskimos" · · Score: 2

    After all these years, did he, or did he not get satisfaction? The double negative raises doubts, these decades on.

  4. Re:YUI YUI on Yahoo Stops New Development On YUI · · Score: 1

    I really needed a song:
    "YUI-YUI
    oh, baby
    we gotta go. . ."

  5. Re:Continuous improvements to IE for Windows 7 on Yahoo Stops New Development On YUI · · Score: 1

    Broadening your point, jQuery does a fine job of harmonizing all of the bits of personality across vendors and versions. Buy all means, hack that javascript down by a factor of 100. . .but be sure to bulk up on testers and maintenance people to help you re-invent jQuery's host of fix-ups.
    Not that any of that helped HealthCare.gov. I guess jQuery hasn't implemented polishLegislativeTurd() yet.

  6. Re:paleo-racists on DNA Reveals History of Vanished "Paleo-Eskimos" · · Score: 1

    If the legends in the folk music of Led Zeppelin is correct.

    I mean, Robert Plant was clearly an 'expert', though precisely at what remains a bit mysterious.

  7. Re:And, worst of alll.. on This 'SimCity 4' Region With 107 Million People Took Eight Months of Planning · · Score: 0
  8. Aerial bacon on Google Testing Drone Delivery System: 'Project Wing' · · Score: 1
  9. Re:Occam's razor. on Brown Dwarf With Water Clouds Tentatively Detected Just 7 Light-Years From Earth · · Score: 1

    tl;dr: "Welcome to /."

  10. Re:Hail Eris on Linux 3.17-rc2 Release Marks 23 Years of the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    Fnord to the Hagbard Celine!

  11. Re:Fast? TRANS-FUSION! on If Fusion Is the Answer, We Need To Do It Quickly · · Score: 1

    WTF the Burma Shave, man?

  12. Fusion Confusion on If Fusion Is the Answer, We Need To Do It Quickly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fusion confusion
    With facial hair cruisin'.
    Fission frission
    Bears smooth-faced derision.
    Burma Shave

  13. Re:Too much surplus on Two Years of Data On What Military Equipment the Pentagon Gave To Local Police · · Score: 1

    Blaspheme ye not our secular scientific expert priesthood, scoundrel!

  14. Re:Too much surplus on Two Years of Data On What Military Equipment the Pentagon Gave To Local Police · · Score: 1

    Useless? You must be new to this Military-Industrial Complex concept.

  15. Isn't it racist? on Figuring Out Where To Live Using Math · · Score: 2

    You know how you're not supposed to notice that there are a lot of people with 23 pairs of chromosomes in certain high crime areas?

  16. Decoding a Bit on NVIDIAs 64-bit Tegra K1: The Ghost of Transmeta Rides Again, Out of Order · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Decoding the bits
    They come in a tranche
    As though a blade on Williams's
    Facial avalanche
    Burma Shave


    God rest your soul, Robin.

  17. Wait, when did the screwing ever stop? on Slashdot Asks: Should Schooling Be Year-Round? · · Score: 1

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  18. Re:send ya back to schoo-lee. on Slashdot Asks: Should Schooling Be Year-Round? · · Score: 1

    You've been coolin', baby I'm not foolin'.

  19. Time for Restart on Australia Rebooting Search For MH370 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time for restart
    Mustn't lose heart
    For Malaysian air dart
    That went all Earhart
    Burma Shave

  20. Re:For this twit, a great French phrase: on Ancient Skulls Show Civilization Rose As Testosterone Fell · · Score: 1

    How do you overdo the truth?

  21. For this twit, a great French phrase: on Ancient Skulls Show Civilization Rose As Testosterone Fell · · Score: 2

    nostalgie de la boue

    I, for one, could live more happily if the anti-human nihilists would just fall off the planet.

  22. The psychological climate on Psychology's Replication Battle · · Score: 0

    The psychological climate clearly calls for a shift to climate psychology.

  23. Re:where's the money?! on Vint Cerf on Why Programmers Don't Join the ACM · · Score: 1

    Autistic Coprolite Miners.

  24. Re:where's the money?! on Vint Cerf on Why Programmers Don't Join the ACM · · Score: 1

    Ain't Chargin' Much
    And Code's Making
    Amazingly Classy Millionaires.

  25. Re:The American Dream on 35% of American Adults Have Debt 'In Collections' · · Score: 1

    No, I should not: I should not watch Fox & Friends. Or any of the other blow-dried idiots on offer on cable news.