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  1. Re:Parent Is Generating Traffic for His Own Site on Amazon Now Discounting HarperCollins EBooks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Aw, c'mon: can't you at least spare a little love for the bagpipe link? And no, I make no money off blog. Purely a topical riff.

  2. Re:Lament for the Children on Amazon Now Discounting HarperCollins EBooks · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  3. Lament for the Children on Amazon Now Discounting HarperCollins EBooks · · Score: -1

    For Chicago kids,
    A cheaper reach.
    If they'd clean-shaven
    Ones who'd teach
    Burma Shave

  4. And simple on Amazon Wants To Replace Tape With Slow But Cheap Off-Site "Glacier" Storage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walkabout the glacier
    With stubble on the face. You're
    Returning to a place sure
    To need a smoother face, pure.
    Burma Shave

  5. Re: progress on GCC Switches From C to C++ · · Score: 1

    No, it's a straight-up troll.

  6. . . .and like a scurvy politician. . . on Scientists Reverse Engineer Animal Brains To Create Bionic Prosthetic Eyes · · Score: 1

    . . .seem to see things thou dost not.

  7. Re: progress on GCC Switches From C to C++ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Which thesis clearly explains why no one uses Boost and it has zero developers, not to mention a dearth of creative ideas.

  8. Re:C++ is Dead, Long Live Java on GCC Switches From C to C++ · · Score: 1

    Java: continually re-inventing the wheel, in search of additional roundness!
    And so you arrive at J2EE projects on apache.org where these geniuses are writing XML configuration files which, through Reflection, essentially become scripts against the JVM.
    Sometimes I wish Java could suck more.

  9. Re:Major *nix app using C++ on GCC Switches From C to C++ · · Score: 1

    Only if the C++ cooties creep into the kernel.

  10. Re: progress on GCC Switches From C to C++ · · Score: 4, Informative
  11. Re:NASA Reform on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 1

    The Burma Shave troll is over 7 years old now. Only on Tuesdays, when the mood strikes.

  12. Re:Unconstitutional? on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    there was a significant concern about a standing army running around North America with the potential to stage a coup d'état

    Your attention is drawn to Six Frigates. Back in the day when the government served the people, (i.e. prior to our Progressive reversal) there was genuine disdain about standing forces because:

    • they cost so flipping much,
    • bureaucracy breeds bureaucracy, and
    • the Team America: World Police concept just wasn't there.
  13. Re:Unconstitutional? on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 1

    Arguably correct, but certainly not an occasion to go running amok, as a certain verdict in the Court of Public Opinion in November will show.

  14. Re:Unconstitutional? on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 1

    Rarely 'balanced', however, and never by means that would've been kosher accounting in any proper business.

  15. Re:NASA's so called Budget on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hey, you know: shag all that. Let's make NASA into a national http://www.kickstarter.com/. Pour loot into NASA, instead of these godforsaken SuperPAC ads, and we'll be all over the solar system, lickety-split.

  16. Re:Unconstitutional? on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 2

    It's really not so much Constitutionality as stability. Congresses don't like explicitly binding follow-on Congresses with financial obligations. (The implicit crushing force of the national debt, well, let's gaff that off like the rest, shall we?)
    One Congress giveth, and another taketh away. And when you're a company trying to do 7 and 8 figure work, you can't have that.
    Which is why McNamara's Nightmare makes the DoD budget into such a Stephen King novel. The rules under which Congress will allocate multi-year funds, e.g. for a nuclear aircraft carrier, are painful.

  17. NASA Reform on House Representatives Working On NASA Reform Bill · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA Reform
    Imagination reborn
    Bureaucratic stubble
    From features shorn
    Burma Shave

  18. Re:Hmmm... on The Open Source Technology Behind Twitter · · Score: 2

    "Why is the entire Internet against me?" wondered Sarcasm Nazi Racist, Jr.

  19. Re:It's about damn time on TextMate 2 Released As Open Source · · Score: 2
  20. Emacs on TextMate 2 Released As Open Source · · Score: 2

    That's who.

  21. Re:Field dependent requirement on Ask Slashdot: How Many of You Actually Use Math? · · Score: 1

    You use differential equations ever time you wad up a piece of paper, run across the office, and shoot the wastebasket while moving.
    Granted, you don't think consciously about those snaky integrals.
    But they're there, wrapping your flesh like the tentacles of Cthulhu.
    Sucking the life out of every cell, as you desperately attempt to look cool in front of the colleague.
    Reaching into your brain as your shot bounces off the wastebasket lip, ricochets off the wall and--
    ENODATA

  22. Goolified? on The Google-fication of Yahoo! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Googlified?
    It's all been tried
    With smooth visage
    Can't take our pride
    Burma Shave

  23. Re:Haiku on How Haiku Is Building a Better BeOS · · Score: 1

    Like old Stephen King Haiku is a doorstop Like "It: better Be"

  24. Re:Loop Around the Moon on Did an Unnamed MIT Student Save Apollo 13? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The last German attempt at randomness was by Goethe.
    His fan club was all: "Not so Faust!"

  25. Re:The Steve at Apple everyone SHOULD listen to on Wozniak Predicts Horrible Problems With the Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure Jobs perished from a rectal cancer.
    May your sphincter fare better, in any case.