Are you confessing to being the only slashdotter without their own app?
You are sooo never going to get any. ..wait: you admitted that by logging in here.
[sarc]
All of this competition smacks of watered down capitalism.
Capitalism, of course, is that failed source of all human misery.
We must reject all comparisons of right/wrong, better/worse, vaguely homosexual/slightly Canadian, in order to regain the idyllic, Edenic, stress-free, Utopian existence which is our natural right.
[/sarc]
I'm in an Emacs terminal session with 80 columns and 30 lines.
When I'm feeling foppish, I turn on syntax highlighting.
It's about keeping the pimp hand strong, man.
A "cell phone plan" is an embryonic piece of legalese that, with proper care, feeding, graft, and corruption, can become a piece of Congressional legislation after its bureaucratic chrysalis.
But only if the dark side of its pimp hand force is strong.
No, but a liberal application of the BFH will. ..wait. ..
an application of the liberal BFH will. ..hold on. ..
an application of the BFH to the liberal will ensure his ego fits in the Prius.
Slashdot Mirror
And then Freddie Mercury came on and I was like. . .scaramouche?
Are you confessing to being the only slashdotter without their own app? .wait: you admitted that by logging in here.
You are sooo never going to get any. .
Smartphone Apps?
Security traps.
Can't smooth visage
Like fine blade, chaps.
Burma Shave
Will the castration of grammar succeed in amputating the infighting amongst the monks? Or is this a falsetto dilemma?
You like the juice? Juice is good?
Surface Tablet .
Firm for blade
Whose reflection shows
The foamy wave. .
Burma Shave
Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Father,_Strong_to_Save
Avoid patent trolls,
And that lawfare schtick,
Like facial moles,
Lest one suffer a prick.
Burma Shave
Patent trolls,
And that lawfare schtick,
Like facial moles,
Lest one suffer a prick.
Burma Shave
Only if you're a Queensryche fan.
Pfah, bronze!
Stone age beliefs were good enough for me da. They're good enough for me!
"Depressed people skate on the other side of the ice."
Sea level rise,
A 5-o'clock shadow surprise.
For grooming and the wise,
We continue to despise.
Burma Shave
Linux abandoned
For more lucrative bet
As classic straight razor
For lame new Gilette
Burma Shave
[weeping] Thank you. . .
[sarc]
All of this competition smacks of watered down capitalism.
Capitalism, of course, is that failed source of all human misery.
We must reject all comparisons of right/wrong, better/worse, vaguely homosexual/slightly Canadian, in order to regain the idyllic, Edenic, stress-free, Utopian existence which is our natural right.
[/sarc]
Oh, please give me a +1 insightful mod, and pump up the tires on my karma, oh benevolent Slashgodz, please!
EL gives good Dell: http://emperorlinux.com/
Slash Dot on the Orient Express. Film at eleven.
I'm in an Emacs terminal session with 80 columns and 30 lines.
When I'm feeling foppish, I turn on syntax highlighting.
It's about keeping the pimp hand strong, man.
Trying to get first post with an ad jingle for a long-dead product somehow does it for me.
Friction is hell
In space or on face
Sudsy blade orbits
Don't leave a trace
Burma Shave
A "cell phone plan" is an embryonic piece of legalese that, with proper care, feeding, graft, and corruption, can become a piece of Congressional legislation after its bureaucratic chrysalis.
But only if the dark side of its pimp hand force is strong.
No, but a liberal application of the BFH will. . .wait. . . .hold on. . .
an application of the liberal BFH will. .
an application of the BFH to the liberal will ensure his ego fits in the Prius.
Slashdot leaves me feeling kinda stoned every visit.