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  1. MS can be trusted on Why Microsoft Cozied up to Open Source at OSCON · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS can be trusted to do whatever they need to do to make a buck.
    So I'm expecting Office .Net binaries that happen to run OK on Mono any time soon.

  2. Re:Do you know what you are talking about? on Microsoft Working On "Post-Windows" Cloud Computing OS · · Score: 1

    Only ten?
    They've been repackaging and selling the same ideas for far longer than that.

  3. Re:No legal standing to sue on Knights Templar Sue the Pope · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come back here and I'll bite your leg off!

  4. Re:It's misnamed on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Splendid point. I figured the bond was just in the case of someone who hates insurance companies, but your use case is more plausible.

  5. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Fixing all of Ohio's bridges could cost more than $4 billion, according to a national study. It's a bill the state says it can't foot alone without additional investment from the federal government.

    So put up toll lanes. I can somewhat understand that the interstate system, by definition, exceeds the funding scope of the state's residents. But if I want to drive through Maryland, and they set up a toll, I'm either paying it or not driving there.
    You might fine this interesting:
    http://www.virginiahotlanes.com/

  6. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    If you say [ ], the entire intertubes will implode, so please choose your words carefully.

  7. Re:100% enforcement would also prompt changes. on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Why are governments passing laws that are unneeded, unenforceable, or which insult peoples' intelligence?

  8. Re:Solution on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Or just mount the plate on a surface that vibrates enough while the car is in motion to defeat the camera?
    Car stops, plate is stable, no problem.

  9. Re:I've got no problem... on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    You're right, so why not let the government regulate health care?

  10. Re:Just Looking Up a License Plate Number? on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Obviously there will be a huge market for car cameras, just as for GPS units.
    What will be interesting is when you can drive along and use voice commands to upload clips of jackass drivers to YouTube in near real-time.
    As we slide into Idiocracy, you'll have a "Traffic Follies" show where you can shame the biggest 'tards of the day, nestled in between Bob Violence and $WEEKday Night Firefight.

  11. Re:Efficiency. on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    You are apparently not a worshipper of the Metrics God.

  12. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Before we paint the state as pure evil, consider that, lacking someone coordinating road building and maintenance, we'd all have to drive tanks and have more ridiculous snarls than already in evidence.
    The task of thinking about roads has to fall to someone, and we all need to chip in somehow to fund them.
    Yes, the occasional http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Dig_(Boston%2C_Massachusetts) happens. Cost of doing business.

  13. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    Hey, man: if she ain't broke, fix 'er 'til she's crippled.

  14. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    OK, so what we need is a shiny new anti-project specifically targeting scope creep in other projects.

  15. Re:There is a workaround though. on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 1

    So it's not a major feat to
    a) alter the law to disallow this, or
    b) mix in some RFID gadget at application time
    so that they can bust you for a "false official statement" (since outlawing simple lying would put too many politicians in jeopardy).

  16. Re:Poor analysis on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steven Wright mentioned accidentally putting his car key in the door to his apartment.
    Turned the key.
    Whole building started up.
    So he drove it around for a while.
    Cop pulled him over, asked "Where do you live?"
    He said "Right here".

  17. Re:It's misnamed on "Mobile Plate Hunter" Cameras Raise Questions · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, your pedantic point is correct and noted.
    Now, over in the common sense corner, how many people do you know with enough liquidity to cover more than a minor fender-bender who lack proper insurance (or a bond, as allowed in some states).
    I'm guessing the answer is a small-ish number.

  18. Re:what? on Microsoft and Apache - What's the Angle? · · Score: 1

    While not exactly happy, people around here might achieve neutrality if simple standards were followed, without corruption thereof.

  19. A TV ad? on Retroactive Telco Immunity Opponents Buying TV Ad · · Score: 5, Funny

    A TV ad?
    Blarney: mad.
    One does just fine
    With simple sign.
    Burma Shave

  20. General point on Modern LaTeX Replacement? · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there is any thought given to how packages age, get complicated, and then fail to keep the learning curve shallow.
    Suddenly the smart and lazy look at something like TeX and think: "I'll re-invent a smaller, rounder wheel"
    So you need to ponder the full distribution of users, not just the starboard tail where all the shiny people are posting to the newsgroup.

  21. Re:Armageddon? on Nukes Not the Best Way To Stop Asteroids, Says Apollo Astronaut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I stand admonished.

  22. Re:Armageddon? on Nukes Not the Best Way To Stop Asteroids, Says Apollo Astronaut · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That or a presidential candidate. We could pretty much replace any of them with a button marked "Crap".

  23. Re:Stop Microsoft Violence! on Microsoft's "Mojave Experiment" Teaser Site Goes Live · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I suck.
    Thanks for the correction.
    Emily was a good character, and Radner a genius comedienne.
    The form is great for a /. jape. Now that I know WTF, I may indeed use this one more. Mwahahahahaha.

  24. Stop Microsoft Violence! on Microsoft's "Mojave Experiment" Teaser Site Goes Live · · Score: 3, Funny

    Roseanne Roseannadanna: The violence in our cities must stop! Innocent people are traveling around on the Intertubes and finding themselves assaulted by violent corporations. Now they are using electrical gun-things to shock ordinary citizens when they innocently go to certain places.
    Chevy Chase: Uh, Roseanne, that's a teaser site, not a taser site.
    Roseanne Roseannadanna: Oh. Never mind.

  25. Re:Stupid question on Practical Django Projects · · Score: 1

    I thought it was Puking on Hewlett-Packard, but to each their own. ;)