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Nukes Not the Best Way To Stop Asteroids, Says Apollo Astronaut

MajorTom writes "Right now, we are not tracking many of the asteroids that could destroy earth. But within the next decade, new telescopes will make that possible, and leave us with the tough decision of what to do about objects with an alarming chance of hitting our planet. Last year, NASA said that the best option is to nuke them. This week, Apollo astronaut Rusty Schweickart, explained that there are far better options, and he has started an organization to prove that they can work."

367 comments

  1. Then What Do We Nuke? by Kneo24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then what does he propose that we nuke? Each other? The whales? Martians?

    1. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by NuclearError · · Score: 1

      Definitely nuke the whales: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nuke_the_whales.

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    2. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The darkness! I want to attack the darkness! ...

      Fine, fine. . You cast nuclear fission at the darkness.

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    3. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bruce Willis please :-)

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    4. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then what does he propose that we nuke? Each other? The whales? Martians?

      Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus.

    5. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by AmaranthineNight · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by ghostmech · · Score: 0

      just proves once more that nukes have no value.

    7. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The darkness! I want to attack the darkness!

      So you DON'T believe in a thing called love?
      I mean the music video has a space monster and everything!

    8. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I roll to attack with my +5 hackmaster...(rolls)...it's a natural twenty!

    9. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by that_itch_kid · · Score: 3, Funny

      The grue eats your nuclear warhead.

    10. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't watch Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. We kinda need those whales...

    11. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Atari400 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's Nukem Forever, Duke.

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    12. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by ckthorp · · Score: 1

      At least the Gazebo is safe!

    13. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Nah,we just need to get those Ruskies on the horn and have them link their Peter the Great with our Hercules and together we'll blow that sucker outta the sky!

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    14. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Then what does he propose that we nuke?

      Paris Hilton. If we don't, the terrorists win.

    15. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Forge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what's funny?

      In the movie everyone will be discussing below, several proposals were bandied about to use gentler methods to move the asteroid.

      The problem with every method but nukes was that they worked too slowly to be of use when the asteroid is already close and just days from impact.

      If we can plot the course of an asteroid and discover years in advance that it's going to hit us, a tiny rocket mounted on the surface and fired at an angle would be enough to solve the problem. The difficulty is with calculating the trajectory far in advance because every other object who's gravitational field extends into the asteroid's path changes that path.

      So for anything but nukes to help us, we would have to track not just the object likely to hit us but every object that it could come close to between now and the date of impact.

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    16. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you DON'T believe in a thing called love?

      People throwing around nuclear bombs only believe in Strangelove

    17. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada?

    18. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by kryliss · · Score: 1

      ....As you come around the dark side of the moon, you see and hear 15 chaotic neutral half-orcs singing Barry Manilow's Copacabana.....

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    19. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 1

      NASA denies it is involved in a nuke coverup, maintains that these astronauts are great americans, but does not share the same views on nukes.

    20. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by phunctor · · Score: 1

      While flash-blined, you have been eaten by a mutant grue.

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    21. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by dillee1 · · Score: 1

      .....from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.

    22. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're Depeche Mode fans?

    23. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, I can see it now:

      American President: Hey Ivan (I've decided that the future president of Russia will be named Ivan), got any extra Tsar Bombs lying around... Huh? Oh, no reason. Just, you know, having a party.

    24. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Damn. Shows you are getting too old when nobody gets your pop culture references anymore. I feel like Grandpa Simpson getting the blank stares when he mentions Benny Goodman. See this to find out what the old guy was talking about. I guess I'll have to get me a cane and start whacking at you darned kids when you pass by. And get off my lawn!

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    25. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by nsayer · · Score: 1

      As you come around the dark side of the moon

      There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

    26. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what does he propose that we nuke? Each other? The whales? Martians?

      Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus.

      Mean people.

      Fnuke them!

      Let mean people stew in the juices of their unyielding hate in Hell!

    27. Re:Then What Do We Nuke? by Behrooz · · Score: 1

      It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

      The grue eats your nuclear warhead.

      It has become very bright here. You are likely to be coated by atomized grue.

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  2. Edgar Mitchell? by XanC · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Edgar Mitchell's involved, then we know for sure that nukes are the best option!

  3. Nuke it from Earth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only way to make sure.

    1. Re:Nuke it from Earth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could startup a company that works to nuke it the best. Why not call it Lets-Nuke-It Corp. or anything like that?

    2. Re:Nuke it from Earth. by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      You could even put videos on Youtube

      "Will it Nuke?"

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  4. TFS by mpeg4codec · · Score: 5, Informative

    To save you all the horror and pain of reading TFA (since TFS doesn't state), Schweickart is suggesting we either push or pull them away with unmanned spacecraft.

    1. Re:TFS by TrashGod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not a spacecraft powered by nukes, as in Footfall by Jerry Pournelle?

    2. Re:TFS by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Informative

      While you're at it, don't forget Jerry's coauthor, Larry Niven!

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    3. Re:TFS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      I hope you realize that Pournelle and Niven didn't just make that up? Project Orion was a very real attempt to develop nuclear pulse propulsion. It is still a viable option for space travel, as long we're not talking about a ground-launch using nuclear pulses. To get the sucker into orbit, we might have to resort to something a bit more mundane. Like a dozen SRBs or somesuch.

    4. Re:TFS by vviIIyhiIIl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is a plot for the Jews and Christians to prevent us to blow the asteroid up, thus introduce an endtime for the world, which is what they want.

      For more information go to www.endtime.org

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    5. Re:TFS by cgoodric · · Score: 1

      "Push or pull" them? I love how the site talks about realigning the spin of a mountain-sized object "to a preferred direction" as if it were as easy as hitting a tennis ball a certain way. A for effort, but F for ignoring physics.

    6. Re:TFS by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I think we've got the 'getting it up there' part figured out already...

    7. Re:TFS by Kenz0r · · Score: 1

      On the subject of Project Orion, this TED talk by George Dyson is a must-see: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/george_dyson_on_project_orion.html/
      It's a great presentation with uncovered previously classified stuff.

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    8. Re:TFS by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think we've got the 'getting it up there' part figured out already...

      Not if your payload includes a million ton pusher plate. The only way we could launch an orion would be to fly it as a pulse rocket directly from the ground. Which is how it was done in Footfall.

      God was knockin and he wanted in bad...

    9. Re:TFS by Orange+Crush · · Score: 3, Informative

      We're not so worried about spin, just trajectory. And whether it's mountain-sized or house-sized or even texas-sized in and of itself doesn't matter. Given enough advance warning, the more time we have, the gentler the thrust we can use and still manage to deflect the asteroid entirely.

    10. Re:TFS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This is a plot for the Jews and Christians to prevent us to blow the asteroid up, thus introduce an endtime for the world, which is what they want.

      The ol' Jihad Dinosaur theory. 72 scaly virgins, woo hoo!
                 

    11. Re:TFS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Schweickart is suggesting we either push or pull them away with unmanned spacecraft.

      And that's better than nukes? Here's his diagram:

      http://www.vedicsciences.net/intelligent/rube-goldberg.jpg
           

    12. Re:TFS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think we've got the 'getting it up there' part figured out already...

      If you know how to do it, I think NASA would be extremely interested in your solution. 3000 metric tons to Low Earth Orbit (LEO) is a lot more than anyone has ever attempted before. The most powerful rocket in existence will be the Ares-V upon completion. It will be capable of lifting ~180 metric tons to LEO. Now scale that up by about 17x and we'll be good to launch an Orion.

    13. Re:TFS by wellingj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Neither Rome, nor the ISS, was built in a day...
      Really. I can't believe geeks would think that fabrication in space is impossible.

    14. Re:TFS by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Of weapon=-grade plutonium? Or U-235? Or the even more exotic components of thermonuclear weapons? Do you really want that stuff being handled in LEO or similar fabrication suitable orbits by NASA?

      I don't: leaving such military materials in NASA's rather military hands poses the far greater risks of an arms race in space.

    15. Re:TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's a sausage in a roll in a bun going to help get anything spaceborne?

    16. Re:TFS by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      it's completely reasonable to be able to change the trajectory of an object, provided we have the time to launch a suitable craft, the propulsion systems with which to catch up to (we not only need to get there, but turn around and start coming back this way at speeds matching the roid, not easy to do), then land on it, or fire a tow line, and hope the surface of the roid is solid enough to apply force to.

      Unfortunaltely, that's a lot of ifs, and a very expensive project, and all that assumes we have the time we need to intercept it.

      For very large roids, this may be an option. For most others, nuking is not an option (it baffles me that NASA scientists simply don't understand the nature of an explosive, nukes require an atmosphere, or to be buried in the core of the roid, you can't just fire one at it).

      heavy slugs are likely the way to go. My preference (since getting a large mass in orbit is difficult and expensive) lets go out and farm a bunch of small roids (a few thousand tons or so each), and bring them into orbit here. We can then "throw" them at incoming roids. Catching a small roid should not be very difficult, especially if we go get ones that are stationary. We can go the extra step to fashion hard impact surfaces on once face (aka solid bullet point) and place a few large bombs in it's core. When it impacts a big roid, it should punch through fairly effectively, and we can detonate in the middle of it, shattering roids of nearly any size we want.

      Of course, when we develop the proton missle, this won't be a concern anymore...

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    17. Re:TFS by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      As long as we're sure it was on a collision course to begin with...

      Houston, we have just recalculated the trajectory. Now it is going to hit us.

    18. Re:TFS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Fabrication of a 3000 metric ton space ship has not been achieved, either. Such fabrication has more in common with building a sky scraper than with the construction of most spacecraft. In result, we lack a fabrication infrastructure in space, but have an excellent infrastructure here on Earth.

      Thus the two options are:

      1. Reuse the existing fabrication infrastructure here on Earth. Find a way to launch ~3000 metric tons to LEO without engaging the nuclear pulse drive during launch. Suggested options include lining the outer hull with SRBs similar to those currently used in the Shuttle program. These SRBs have a high thrust to weight ratio despite their relative inefficiency. However, having a large number of SRB engines increases complexity as well as opportunity for failure.

      2. Build and supply a construction yard in space. Actual launch mass will be many times the 3000 metric tons, but the mass will be able to be spread across dozens to hundreds of launches. Many launches will be low mass launches of highly trained construction workers. Such workers would work extended EVAs far in excess of existing EVA records. New EVA technology may be required to improve worker efficiency to acceptable levels.

    19. Re:TFS by wellingj · · Score: 1

      LEO isn't the place to build this anyways, you want a Lagrangeian point or on the moon to build such a massive object. Also there would be problems with the EMP caused by the magnetosphere with nuclear pulse drive any where from 30 - 300 miles up (the ISS which is in LEO is 183 miles up). So yea... There are solutions that really don't stretch the imagination, just the pocket book, but no one said it would be easy.

    20. Re:TFS by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

      The economic tradeoffs for LEO versus Lagrange point fabrication are fascinating: You're probably correct that we should keep it out of LEO, but the fuel costs of keeping spacecraft hopping into and out of Lagrange points are pretty serious until you have a permanent station with non-Terran fuel sources available.

    21. Re:TFS by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Rome and the ISS didn't have Nano-tubes. Those thing can do anything.

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    22. Re:TFS by bjk002 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the plot to a bad movie...

      "Fly this nuclear powered ship to the asteroid, grapple it, and pull it out of the way!"

      That's what we'll tell the astronauts anyway!!

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    23. Re:TFS by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      With regard to your point #2, it is not clear that a "construction yard" would be necessary, nor a long construction time. The proposed structure is more than large enough to be self-supporting, and could be shipped up in mostly-constructed pieces (panels et cetera.) The first part you build is the docking facility... Regardless, what is missing is an inexpensive heavy lift capacity. I believe that the space elevator will get there first...

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  5. It depends on the timing... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If we can detect it in time then a push from behind/side might have time to help enough. Seems to me a nuke would be more of a last minute Oh Crap choice.

    1. Re:It depends on the timing... by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not really. Let's say that the most we can do with a nuke is slow the asteroid down by 1 f/sec. Doesn't sound like much, does it? but if you do it 30 days before impact, that shifts the asteroid back almost 491 miles. If you have six months, it's over 2000 miles. Considering that the Earth is a moving target, that might be enough to ensure a miss. You're not trying to blow up the asteroid, you're just trying to nudge it into a slightly different orbit that doesn't impact the Earth, and if you have time, it doesn't take very much.

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    2. Re:It depends on the timing... by Lillesvin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I remember seeing some documentary on national Geographic (iirc), where they explored this exact topic.

      The problems with nuking asteroids are (apparently) the inherent danger of radioactive fragments falling to earth and of course the fact that asteroids aren't actually solid --- they usually consist of a lot of small pieces of rock, hence making it hard to actually do anything to them with force. Of course, these weren't the only problems, but they're the ones I can remember. Might have been the same guy as the one from TFA pointing it out --- I'm not sure. Also, I'm a linguist, so my knowledge of astronomy and nukes is limited.

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    3. Re:It depends on the timing... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I guess the big question is, with all the weaponry we have lying around, why bet on one? I say machine gun nuke the thing to kind of coral it away from us. Send em up 2 or 3 at a time. One to divert the asteroid and the other two to slow/vaporize the mess the first one made. The wiki says we have somewhere around 10,000 in the US alone, so if an asteroid comes, lite it up!

    4. Re:It depends on the timing... by SanguineV · · Score: 1

      I suspect that having 6 months after we are able to intercept/attack may be optimistic. Remember that any interception needs to reach the asteroid at 6 months out from the earth and be able to accurately intercept... with enough precision to alter the course be the maximum (your number of 1 f/s).

      Even assuming this was achieved, 2000 miles is significantly less than the diameter of the earth. To safely avoid any significant damage (and possible complications from a near miss) you would need to increase the distance by a couple of orders of magnitude.

      I am not an astrophysicist (or any other semi-qualified professional), but it seems that a couple of thousand miles is going to be useless in most cases... Ideally we want it to go a long way away, not just skim by so close it touches the atmosphere.

    5. Re:It depends on the timing... by hdparm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Also, I'm a linguist, so my knowledge of astronomy and nukes is limited.

      Don't worry, your spelling is impeccable.

    6. Re:It depends on the timing... by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Informative
      Ideally we want it to go a long way away, not just skim by so close it touches the atmosphere.

      Of course. I left the calculations for longer lead-times as an exercise for the reader. I figured that having shown how much of a change you could get in only six months was enough to demonstrate the principle.

      Actually, now that I think about it, under some circumstances 2000 miles or so might well be ample. If the impact is expected along what might be called the Earth's trailing edge, or near one of the poles that would be enough to make it miss completely, without even skimming the atmosphere. Not all impacts are going to be dead center, you know.

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    7. Re:It depends on the timing... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess the big question is, with all the weaponry we have lying around, why bet on one? I say machine gun nuke the thing to kind of coral it away from us. Send em up 2 or 3 at a time. One to divert the asteroid and the other two to slow/vaporize the mess the first one made. The wiki says we have somewhere around 10,000 in the US alone, so if an asteroid comes, lite it up!

      But what if your nuke doesn't make it and destroys the only bridge out of town?

    8. Re:It depends on the timing... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      The problems with nuking asteroids are (apparently) the inherent danger of radioactive fragments falling to earth

      I remember that show (not hard, as it's being rerun every two weeks or so), and one thing that they seemed to just skirt across was the alternative:
        * Get hit by one huge asteroid that will get through the atmosphere with no problem
        * Get bombarbed by thousands of much smaller pieces that will be heavily affected by the atmosphere and spread the now reduct impact over a much larger area

      Hell, even if you just break it up into say 1,000 even sized pieces and don't manage a reduction in total mass, you could go from a civilization ruining even to something that is easier to recover from. If we did it to a ~5 km diameter asteroid heading for us, each impact meteor would be reduced from 83 km^3 to 83,000,000 m^3 or 500 m across.

      But sure, if it's headed for some random country in Africa I suspect most politicians in the countries able to do something would just shrug their shoulders and prepare for after effects like ejecta and minor earthquakes.

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    9. Re:It depends on the timing... by SanguineV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that in some cases 2000 miles would be ample, I certainly didn't mean to imply that every collision course was going to be a dead centre hit!

      My point was that the distance required when such small deflections becomes a major hinderance to the mission. If we are planning to intercept an asteroid many months (years even) from impact we should be planning to do so well outside our solar system. This may mean we would need months or years for the intercepting weapon to reach the asteroid... not to mention the pre mission planning etc.

      With all that (very vague argument) done, I would have speculated that the obvious "best" solution is to have a capability that can operate within a number of weeks of impact (or a few months). Not only does this allow response to late detections, but all asteroids travelling extremely quickly. Further more, there is less chance of some mishap occuring during the interception flight wich would also be much shorter. This would also make manner missions easier if humans are required for any part of the mission.

      So I happily accept that a nuclear option may work, but if a shorter range and easier/faster to deploy option is available I would see it as preferrable.

    10. Re:It depends on the timing... by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      In an IDEAL situation, we'd divert the asteroid into Earth-orbit, and make it available for mining. If there is any ice in the thing, it could be immensely valuable. Lacking that, I vote for nuking it. You don't have to smash it (but that's OK too), just push the pieces either back (so that the Earth will be out of the way) or to the side) so that it goes elsewhere.

    11. Re:It depends on the timing... by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Hell, even if you just break it up into say 1,000 even sized pieces and don't manage a reduction in total mass, you could go from a civilization ruining even to something that is easier to recover from.

      And that would be the radioactive fragments I was talking about... I'm not sure what I'd prefer, being killed instantaneous by one huge meteor or (possibly) slow and painful by a hailstorm of radioactive meteor debris.

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    12. Re:It depends on the timing... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even then, if you do the math on how much of the fragments will be radioactive (and how much) and how much of this will become embedded in bed rock (or deep in the oceans), I really doubt the radioactivity caused by the nuclear blast will have much effect. And depending on where the unfragmented asteroid hits, there's also a chance that the ejecta from that impact will include massive stores of radioative waste from the nuclear power industry.

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    13. Re:It depends on the timing... by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      You may have a point, but then again I know nothing about this stuff, so I'm merely guessing. I don't know how much radiation a nuke gives off, and even less how much of it will be left in the meteor fragments, and how dangerous such a dose of radiation is. I just know I'd prefer to keep a safe distance to anything previously involved in a nuclear blast.

      Anyways, I'd probably prefer not to get hit by meteors or asteroids at all. ;-)

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    14. Re:It depends on the timing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problems with nuking asteroids are (apparently) the inherent danger of radioactive fragments falling to earth

      The possibility that the nukes may explode during launch (i. e., due to a mishap the rocket explodes and releases radioactive material on the ground or in low altitude) is the thing that makes me feel uncomfortable about this. (The other thing is that I politically don't like nukes to be in orbit, I think somebody else pointed out that this was also Schweickart's concern, but I of course didn't RTFA.)

      But the problems with radioactive material entering Earth's atmosphere after a successful blast are minimal. Remnants of the nukes are small pieces; if some of them stick to the asteroid pieces, they will be on the surface. During entry, they will all vaporize and spread over a large area, thus becoming very diluted.

    15. Re:It depends on the timing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, I'm a linguist, so my knowledge of astronomy and nukes is limited."

      Wow, I love pasta too!

    16. Re:It depends on the timing... by famebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, blowing up (as opposed to imparting a net impulse) such a rubble-pile-type asteroid with a nuke would slightly disperse it temporarily, after which it would largely reassemble under its own gravity and continue on its old course (center of mass etc..), only now its radioactive as hell...

      With a hard and rocky asteroid the nuke might fragment and disperse it effectively enough for the fallout to be worth it, but we better have some more tricks up our sleeve for the other types.

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    17. Re:It depends on the timing... by shogun · · Score: 1

      If we are planning to intercept an asteroid many months (years even) from impact we should be planning to do so well outside our solar system. This may mean we would need months or years for the intercepting weapon to reach the asteroid... not to mention the pre mission planning etc.

      I think you mean many of the asteroid's orbits before the orbit when it will intercept Earth. The chance of a random asteroid from outside the solar system being a risk is rather small - intentional bombardment by the bugs aside. Do you wish to know more?

    18. Re:It depends on the timing... by Javarufus · · Score: 1

      Timing is everything - now this is all we have to do. Let's identify potential asteroids while their still in the asteroid belt.

      Then, to deflect them, all we'll need is a plastic straw that will fire a few spit-wads. Sure, mv^2 might end up being too small to detect when firing across a high school classroom when impacting a fellow student's shirt, but it will deflect the asteroid around 2-3 picometers which will result in the asteroid widely missing Earth.

      Of course, it may instead hit Mars...right around the time the Mars landers find proof of life on Mars and that this whole time they were deflecting the same asteroid away from them to preserve their elaborate subterranean ecosystem. What are the inter-planetary liabilities involved with this?

      I'll continue later after I am the first to enroll and achieve my degree specializing in inter-planetary law.

    19. Re:It depends on the timing... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Somehow the earth survived MT atmospheric detonations in the past. Why would radiactive asteroid fragments be any worse?

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    20. Re:It depends on the timing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, I'm a linguist, so my knowledge of astronomy and nukes is limited.

      But are you a cunning linguist?

    21. Re:It depends on the timing... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 0

      He's extremely cunning too.

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    22. Re:It depends on the timing... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's the difference between being hit by a .50 cal sniper rifle, to 20 gauge bird shot. The second one will hurt, and might maim you, but the first one will kill you dead almost no matter where you get hit.

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  6. Alternative sugestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Move it into orbit and mine it.

    1. Re:Alternative sugestion by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      With mines or with mines?

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    2. Re:Alternative sugestion by greenguy · · Score: 1

      You've missed the whole point. The question here is not what to do with it, but how do we do anything with it.

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    3. Re:Alternative sugestion by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Assuming this is even possible what are the chances of the asteroid's orbit decaying and having it plummet to the earth anyway? How long would it stay in orbit before this occurred?

      Going back to whether or not this is possible it seems like it would take monumental effort to make it happen with the possibility of little to no gain (aside from the obvious "we're not going to die from this particular asteroid"). Lets see, we would need to:

      1. Precisely plan a time to intercept.
      2. Actually intercept it with a manned mission or an unmanned interceptor.
      3. Slow it down enough and change it's course to one which will result in a geosynchronous orbit.
      4. Actually begin the operation of mining its contents and sending them back to earth (and no, Bruce Willis and Steve Buschemi won't be available for this one).

      While your idea is an interesting one I'm going to go with the idea that at this point in time, with our current technology and knowledge, we're boned if anything larger than a kilometer in diameter is heading our way. Lets face it, while NASA has done a lot of great things their success rate hasn't exactly been spectacular. I'm not saying it is a completely impossible idea, just that it is highly improbable that we could successfully execute this plan.

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    4. Re:Alternative sugestion by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming this is even possible what are the chances of the asteroid's orbit decaying and having it plummet to the earth anyway?

      Probably quite similar to the chances of the Moon's orbit decaying and having it plummet to the Earth, if we set it up right.

    5. Re:Alternative sugestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no ... that was a typo. We send mimes into space.

    6. Re:Alternative sugestion by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Seems like a mighty big "if" if you ask me. It's not as if we've never had satellite's fall from an orbit we put them into before.

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    7. Re:Alternative sugestion by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, while NASA has done a lot of great things their success rate hasn't exactly been spectacular.

      oh really? and how does it compare with your success rate with interplanetary travel?

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    8. Re:Alternative sugestion by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

      In space, no one can tell that you're trapped in a glass box or walking against the wind.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Alternative sugestion by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      well that would be a great idea for two reasons, firstly the mimes would not be affected by the lack of sound carrying gasses in space, and more importantly, the less mimes on the planet, the better.

    10. Re:Alternative sugestion by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      You must've missed the part where I said they've done some great things. Look, I support NASA and the work they've done. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean I'm blind to the fact that they're less than 100% successful in their missions. In the context of the mission that the GP suggested I'm saying that there is a high risk of failure, and that given the consequences of failing in that particular mission it's possible that another method might have a higher success rate.

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    11. Re:Alternative sugestion by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it is harder to maintain geosynchronous and/or geostationary orbits for the satellites. This wouldn't be a requirement for an asteroid.

    12. Re:Alternative sugestion by syousef · · Score: 1

      Move it into orbit and mine it.

      Yes, great idea! The profit to be made mining a few cubic km of rock far outweighs the possibility that you bollox up the orbital dynamics and kill off most of the species on the planet.

      Sarcasm above.

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    13. Re:Alternative sugestion by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Of course, you know this would be very impractical. In order to put it in orbit you would have to adjust its speed and trajectory in very precise ways. It's not very easy to do so with a spacecraft. With an uncooperative mountain of ruble it should prove remarkably difficult.

      While I agree it would be nice to have a big chunk of raw materials in LEO, putting it there would not be the easiest thing to do and could, possibly, end up very, very badly.

      But with a smaller solid one, that's something that could be attempted. Even as a test.

    14. Re:Alternative sugestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know you want to harvest the tiberium Kane, it's not going to happen!

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    15. Re:Alternative sugestion by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, there's no need to put it into a geosynchronous orbit. There are lots of circumsolar orbits that are more favorable (and safer) than a circumterran orbit.

      Bringing large, potentially unstable masses close to the earth is a mistake. You wouldn't want the asteroid to fragment during a maneuver and accidentally impact something important. Like the Mediterranean Sea, for instance.

      Do your mining out near the earth-sun L4 or L5 point and bring the packaged extraction products into earth orbit via solar sail. And the L4/L5 points aren't really necessary either. There are all sorts of AAA orbits that will give you regular, low-cost payload transfers from the asteroid to the earth-moon system. The L4/L5 points might be attractive because they would be convenient places for habitats or other space industries (and therefore be resource concentrations for solving problems, etc.)

      Moving an asteroid from an earth impact orbit to a "close call" orbit is a major undertaking, but not impossible or even particularly complex. Having a space-based resource extraction industry in operation would make it a LOT easier to get done. You'd have engines, fuel, solar sails, large solar furnaces, equipment to stabilize a poorly cemented asteroid: all of the things needed to get the job done. And the space-based resource industry could also solve several other pressing needs: orbiting solar panels are not economical to launch (they never pay back the power required to launch them), but they are economical to build from material in space, advanced battery chemistries needed for mass adoption of electric vehicles are running into resource shortages in cobalt, nickel, tantalum, etc.

    16. Re:Alternative sugestion by Foople · · Score: 1

      Mine.

    17. Re:Alternative sugestion by ZOmegaZ · · Score: 1

      You try and mine my mind and I'll mine my mind, nein?

  7. Nuke 'em from orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...it's the only way to be sure...

    oh wait.

  8. The interesting bit... by pagewalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He's saying pushing or pulling an asteroid is better than hitting it with a nuclear weapon, but the interesting thing is that he's claiming NASA issued its pro-nuclear statement last year in response to political pressure to put nuclear weapons in space.

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    1. Re:The interesting bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's saying pushing or pulling an asteroid is better than hitting it with a nuclear weapon

      That's crazy talk. Anyone who says nukes aren't the solution just isn't planning on using a big enough nuke.

    2. Re:The interesting bit... by delong · · Score: 1

      claiming NASA issued its pro-nuclear statement last year in response to political pressure to put nuclear weapons in space

      And I claim that I own Mannhatten. One absurdity deserves another.

      Of course it has to be a "nefarious" (TFA's words, not mine) plot to get nukes into space. Notwithstanding that there's no use for such a policy, seeing as how an ICBM works just fine.

    3. Re:The interesting bit... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Why does it have to be an either/or choice? If we detect the asteroid early, we can push/pull it out of a collision orbit. If we detect it too late to do that, we can nuke it. On that note, I suspect the reason NASA issued a pro-nuclear statement is because realistically that's the only option we have right now. Once an organized detection plan is put into place, then push/pull becomes a viable option. But even then you want to keep nukes on the table. Even the best detection program will have a chance of missing an asteroid until the last minute (well, days).

    4. Re:The interesting bit... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ahhh, an ICBM works just fine at getting the nuke to it's target, but the target has a lot of warning, from when they see the launch, till the nukes hit is time to do a lot of things, including evacuating stuff, and sending retaliation, now if the nukes drop from orbit, straight down onto the poor fuckers head, their warning if they manage to spot a tiny re-entry module decending straight down at high speed, will be a very short amount of time indeed, thus meaning no time to prepare for impact or retaliate on as large a scale, fueling up lots of land based ICBMs despatching bombers, and evacuating major targets to preserve as much second strike capabilities as possible is all out. The enemy would be hit much harder, and thier retaliation would be much smaller. Consisting only of any ICBMs already fueled, and hidden capabilities on submarines.

      A strike on a country like Pakistan or India from space could probably be done with no retaliation at all, thier liquid fueled rockets just wouldn't be able to launch in time. And it would tip the scales massively against china, as it had a lot of land based missiles but only 1 nuclear submarine carrying only 12 single warhead missiles (as opposed to the US whch has 1152 warheads in it's submarines). So there are lots of reasons why the US would want nukes in space.

    5. Re:The interesting bit... by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think 12 warheads are more than enough to bring the US back to the stone age...

      I think once you have over a certain amount it doesn't really matter how many more you add.

      Tho to come back to your point, china has more than one nuclear missile submarine, but I don't think they leave port.

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    6. Re:The interesting bit... by savage_panda · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is the additional time of of a deorbit burn. the missile needs to lose its orbital velocity prior to starting its descent. The shuttle fires its retro rockets 1 hour before landing as a reference. A missle may do this faster with stronger and longer firing of retro rockets, but I think there is still ample warning, and I would think a faster deorbit would reduces accuracy.

    7. Re:The interesting bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming US, China or even India keeps all their missiles in just one part of the country. All three countries are big enough that no one missile can destroy the entire country. The other country is hosed too if a nuke is launched against any of the above countries. Pakistan is relatively smaller but I am not sure if anyone is mad enough to destroy an entire country.

    8. Re:The interesting bit... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Unless some country takes someone putting nukes in orbit as threat to their national security and shoot them down.
      Such moves have been seen before.

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    9. Re:The interesting bit... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Couple this with the fact that every single one of these will probably have its orbit be known by any nation capable of tracking satellites and those who think that they might be on the US hit list will be actively monitoring them...

      Of course, with the correct trajectory, they should be able to only do the burn while being shadowed by the earth. =/

      Anyways, nukes in space is a fatally idiotic idea.
      If the US put some there, the Chinese will be close behind.
      I wouldn't feel safe with those two nations having such a sharp and poisoned knife that close to each others throats.

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    10. Re:The interesting bit... by baboonlogic · · Score: 1

      There are too many problems with putting nukes in LEO... Most importantly, it is very difficult to keep things hidden once you put it in orbit. There are spotters who do it as a hobby. And then there are countries like India who know how to spot something in orbit. They easily evaded all the US spy satellites when they did their nuke tests.

      Also something in orbit can come down on very few geographical positions at any given time. So, you would have to wait for the next fly by above India before letting it drop. Not very useful.

    11. Re:The interesting bit... by Prune · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny; I thought of just the opposite when I read the article: anti-nuclear movements exercising pressure on him.

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    12. Re:The interesting bit... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      I agree. Send a big ass nuke to each of these:

      1. NYC (economy / "culture")
      2. Wash DC (politics / leadership)
      3. The Pentagon (just to make a point...)
      4. Los Angeles (remove America's "culture")
      5. Palo Alto (bye bye Silicon Valley)
      6. Chicago (economics and lots of casualities)
      7. Dallas (because it sucks)
      8. Redmond (bye bye M$)
      9. Las Vegas (because it is evil Evil EVIL)
      10. Cheyenne Mountain Operations Center in Colorado (take out a big chunk of their ability to respond)
      11. Houston TX (Because it's big and center of oil and aerospace interests)
      12. Atlanta (because it sucks, but not as badly as Dallas)

      Strike at those 12 targets and you'd cut the US population by a solid 10%, millions would die from radioactivity or cancers later, the economy would collapse, what little remained of the political leadership would declare martial law and probably never permit anything resembling a real election. The data infrastructure would be scrambled from EMP, the leadership class would be vapourised - it wouldn't be the stone age, but millions would die of starvation the following winter. 12 nukes would remove the USA as a world power. Period. You don't need thousands and thousands.

      In my opinion, 3 nukes (NYC, LAX, WDC) would be more than sufficient to collapse the American System.

      Decentralising / networking the American System would be a good (even GREAT) idea, but that isn't likely to happen given present resource depletion rates and similar material constraints and the ruling class's disinterest in sharing power with people. Real People.

      RS

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  9. Armageddon? by lorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please let one of the options be to send Ben Affleck into space. He has experience.

    1. Re:Armageddon? by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Sure, he can stop the asteroid by blocking it with his huge ego.

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    2. Re:Armageddon? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That or a presidential candidate. We could pretty much replace any of them with a button marked "Crap".

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    3. Re:Armageddon? by cailith1970 · · Score: 1

      Please let one of the options be to send Ben Affleck into space. He has experience.

      And even more importantly, make sure he stays there!

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    4. Re:Armageddon? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a Win-Win scenario!

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    5. Re:Armageddon? by raehl · · Score: 1

      Actually, for Presidential candidates, you would want to use the 'Throws Crap' button. Crap that just sits there and doesn't do anything would be an improvement.

    6. Re:Armageddon? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      or we could send him to replay his role in Pearl Harbour to the asteroid and the poor thing will surely plunge itself into the sun to get away.

    7. Re:Armageddon? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      your comparison is very disrespectful, feces is useful for agriculture and important to the environment.

    8. Re:Armageddon? by machine321 · · Score: 1

      This problem has already been solved.

      http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Fail_Safe

    9. Re:Armageddon? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      no no no.. not his ego...

      He'll just go up and show off his acting skills, and the asteroid will just get up and walk out of the theater...

    10. Re:Armageddon? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I stand admonished.

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  10. I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best option by far would be to try to land Harrison Ford, and Aerosmith on it.

  11. here's another approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Find those advanced aliens that the other Apollo astronaut says are in our midst, and arrange for technology transfer briefings on asteroid redirection.

    1. Re:here's another approach by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Who do you think sent the asteroids in the first place, hmmmmm?

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  12. Where to nuke? by gmuslera · · Score: 1
    Just turning the asteroid into pieces wont work, the pieces will still come in the same direction.

    But what about using nukes as some sort of "propulsion" system (as in the Project Orion), so they can change the direction of the asteroid? Wont be something for the last minute, but, could work?

    1. Re:Where to nuke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just turning the asteroid into pieces wont work, the pieces will still come in the same direction.

      But the pieces will have more surface area and therefore will burn up in the atmosphere more efficiently.

      But what about using nukes as some sort of "propulsion" system (as in the Project Orion), so they can change the direction of the asteroid? Wont be something for the last minute, but, could work?

      That could work. Or we could change the direction of the Earth :P

    2. Re:Where to nuke? by T-ice · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Millions of little radio active asteriod pieces is the perfect solution!

    3. Re:Where to nuke? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      That could work. Or we could change the direction of the Earth :P

      Funny answer #1: Hey, I don't much like the direction we're going in now; it's worth a shot.

      Funny answer #2: Simple. Just change the gravitational constant of the universe.

    4. Re:Where to nuke? by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

      The nuke proposal entails detonating the nuke off to one side of the asteroid. You want to be close enough to vaporize the surface but not so close as to fragment the asteroid.

      Whether or not NASA's approach is the correct approach, NASA has the problem Schweickart's talking about - you have to try whatever you're going to do on a test asteroid (ideally on several different asteroids) before you're sure it's going to work. You certainly don't want to find out late in the game that nukes or tug boats won't do it when the outcome matters.

      Schweickart's approach has the advantage of not having to re-negotiate the ban on nukes in space with the Russians.

      Slightly off-topic. It seems to me that the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter should be allocating some of its observing time looking for asteroids. It has the distinct advantage of being able to spot an object whose current orbit puts it on a direct path to the earth - something you can't see from the earth because the object isn't moving in our field of view. That's especially true for objects coming from the sun-side.

    5. Re:Where to nuke? by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      But what about using nukes as some sort of "propulsion" system (as in the Project Orion), so they can change the direction of the asteroid? Wont be something for the last minute, but, could work?

      Probably the best way to use a nuke to deflect an asteroid is to detonate it at a slight standoff. The ablated surface from the asteroid nearest the detonation will generate thrust spread over a large area - which is exactly how Project Orion worked.

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    6. Re:Where to nuke? by sir+fer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The residual radiation from a nuclear blast is pretty much zero after a week. Ask any physicist who has visited Hiroshima or Nagasaki (i.e. me ;o) ). The idea that debris from a nuclear explosion is permanently radioactive (and maybe glows green!) comes from fiction.

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    7. Re:Where to nuke? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Slightly off-topic. It seems to me that the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter should be allocating some of its observing time looking for asteroids. It has the distinct advantage of being able to spot an object whose current orbit puts it on a direct path to the earth - something you can't see from the earth because the object isn't moving in our field of view. That's especially true for objects coming from the sun-side.

      I'm not a telescope expert, but something tells me, instruments designed to look down at a planets surface would not be effective looking out into space for bits of rock.

    8. Re:Where to nuke? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "Wont be something for the last minute, but, could work?"

      If you plan ahead, hitting it with a brick ten years before it hits Earth may change its course just enough it misses us.

      If you do it a million years before it hits, you may get away just by staring at it long enough.

    9. Re:Where to nuke? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "But the pieces will have more surface area and therefore will burn up in the atmosphere more efficiently."

      And, if you blow it to pieces with enough energy, most pieces will miss Earth.

    10. Re:Where to nuke? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Just turning the asteroid into pieces wont work, the pieces will still come in the same direction.

      You could install a device which picks up rocks and throws them in a pretermined direction. Thats probably about the most energy efficent way to change the orbit of an asteroid.

      The phoenix lander on Mars is already capable of doing something like that, though not very well.

  13. I always wondered by dunezone · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't we just use nukes to redirect them? Detonate one of them near the asteroid, push it off course, and keep doing this until a desired trajectory is met that will not cause it to collide with Earth or the Moon. Its kind of like pushing a basketball mid-flight, you wouldn't be stopping the full force of the ball as much as just redirecting the current energy with some other force. It would require that we have early knowledge but still could work.

    And of course anything that breaks off could be nuked also into smaller pieces till they are no threat. Of course we would have to be constantly scanning for these pieces but if a ball of death is heading for us I would assume all telescopes would be looking at it anyway.

    1. Re:I always wondered by MSZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Detonate one of them near the asteroid, push it off course

      You can rain nukes on that asteroid till it glows, but that won't make much difference. Trick is, in the vacuum of space, nuclear explosion is weak. There is no air to create blast wave and thermal flash, so all you get is some hard radiation and hand-grenade level of blast from vaporized bomb casing. And that's it.

      Project Orion would get around this problem by using thousands of little charges, detonated close to the reflector - and it would still take years to accelerate.

      A volley of the kind of nuclear warheads we have now would not effectively change course of any asteroid big enough to be a threat.

      And blasting it to pieces would make a little difference, only in distribution of the damage - we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy.

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    2. Re:I always wondered by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      A volley of the kind of nuclear warheads we have now would not effectively change course of any asteroid big enough to be a threat.

      I wonder. I have to admit, I don't have a model to work with, but wonder whether a 20-40megaton nuke would have more or less effect than let's say a 3042 ton Saturn V launched from earth, which IIRC can get 45 tons to the moon. The first thing I'm thinking is the water saturated in the rocks of the asteroid belt, which will be vaporized. The second thing I'm thinking is the ROCK which too would be vaporized to a certain extent. IIRC a 40mton on the ground will create a creator about 3km across by .5km deep.

      So I agree we have to take into account most of the damage caused by high yield weapons is the atmosphere doing the work, I do have to ask how much thrust would be provided by converting that much rock into vapor.

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    3. Re:I always wondered by Silm · · Score: 1

      And blasting it to pieces would make a little difference, only in distribution of the damage - we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy.

      While I agree that nukes may not be the perfect weapon against invading asteroids, but blasting something to pieces certainly has some positive side effects, even if the pieces still hit earth. Atleast more of the meteors will burn up in the atmosphere if the mass is spread out more, resulting in less mass hitting the surface. next to that I can imagine more of the energy of the pieces cancelling each other, when the pieces hit an ocean for example, eg tsunami's cancelling each other due to simultaneous diffirent angles.

    4. Re:I always wondered by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      A nuclear warhead intended to deflect an asteroid could be designed to penetrate the asteroid prior to detonation. Blasting away debris from the surface of the asteroid would allow you to "push" it effictively.

      And blasting it into little pieces would most certainly have an effect, since smaller pieces have more drag, they would be more likely to burn up harmlessly in the atmosphere (same total energy, much wider dispersion). Also none of the resulting pieces are likely to have exactly the same trajectory as the original asteroid. Depending on the angle of impact, they will be moving at a different speed or in a different direction than the original.

    5. Re:I always wondered by Deltaway · · Score: 1

      I thought that blasting the asteroid to pieces would increase the amount of exposure to the atmosphere, making it easier for fragments to burn up than if they were encased in one big lump. This is even assuming all the fragments still make it to the atmosphere. If the pieces were very small, and the total mass wasn't so large as to heat up the atmosphere to dangerous levels, then all the earth would get would be a rather spectacular meteor shower. Bad luck for the satellites, though.

    6. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "blasting it to pieces" would work if the pieces were small enough. That's exactly the approach the Navy took to neutralize the danger of the non-functioning spy satellite last Feb.

    7. Re:I always wondered by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There is no air to create blast wave and thermal flash, so all you get is some hard radiation and hand-grenade level of blast from vaporized bomb casing. And that's it.

      AIUI, you have to have the blast very close to the surface, if not actually on it. The radiation from the blast will be enough to vaporize some small amount of the asteroid. That vapor will leave the asteroid very quickly in the direction the blast came from and the rest of it will move in the other direction, although very slowly. I agree that it's not going to be as effective as it would be in atmosphere, but there will be some acceleration from it, and as I pointed out in another post, it doesn't take very much if you can give it enough time to work.

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    8. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More surface area, more rock stopped by the atmosphere. More pieces is better, if you can get the pieces small enough.

    9. Re:I always wondered by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy.

      Getting stoned is way more trouble than it's worth.

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    10. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. Smaller fragments would burn up better on atmospheric entry, because of the more favourable surface area to volume ratio.

      Not saying it'd *work*, but there is technically a difference.

      I suppose someone will complain about the air pollution of burning rock...

    11. Re:I always wondered by hamster_nz · · Score: 1

      You use the nuke vaporise the surface of the Asteroid and the 'recoil' provides the thrust to alter the orbit.

    12. Re:I always wondered by zurtle · · Score: 1

      Even if you do say "Jehovah"?

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    13. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is oil on it .. then yes, all telescopes.

    14. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Detonate one of them near the asteroid, push it off course

      You can rain nukes on that asteroid till it glows, but that won't make much difference. Trick is, in the vacuum of space, nuclear explosion is weak. There is no air to create blast wave and thermal flash, so all you get is some hard radiation and hand-grenade level of blast from vaporized bomb casing. And that's it.

      Project Orion would get around this problem by using thousands of little charges, detonated close to the reflector - and it would still take years to accelerate.

      A volley of the kind of nuclear warheads we have now would not effectively change course of any asteroid big enough to be a threat.

      And blasting it to pieces would make a little difference, only in distribution of the damage - we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy.

      If we break it into smaller pieces, it will have more surface area which means more friction which means more will burn away when it hits Earth...

    15. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know people always say that about turning a rifle slug into a shotgun blast. But if we nuke this thing into several small fragments when it is far away from the earth it seems like the pieces would have a sufficiently changed orbit that they would be unlikely to hit us doesn't it? I never understood that. Also, depending on the size and composition of the object wouldn't it be possible to blast it into such small pieces that it would burn up in the atmosphere? I mean... we have a lot of nukes... seems the hard part would be building rockets to take them completely outside our gravity well, since our nuclear arsenal is generally delivered suborbitally.

    16. Re:I always wondered by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Project Orion would get around this problem by using thousands of little charges, detonated close to the reflector - and it would still take years to accelerate.

      I'm afraid you are confused. An Orion craft would be able to launch directly from Earth if people didn't care about the contamination problem. It could go anywhere in the solar system in months at most.

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    17. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take the fragments. We get hit with tons of asteroid fragments every single day and they don't hurt us a bit.

      Had you rather get hit in the head with a thousand ping-pong balls or one brick. The mass and total energy are the same.

    18. Re:I always wondered by Sibko · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh man, oh man. I'm literally facepalming right now. Facepalming SO HARD.

      Nuclear explosions follow the inverse square law. The further you are from the source, the less radiation is hitting you. Nuclear weapons on Earth derive most of their destructive power from the shockwave they create in our atmosphere. However, they are still incredibly powerful reactions, and if you're close to one in space, it will still fry you.

      Project Orion would not 'take years to accelerate.' Unless you meant to add 'to a tenth the speed of light' at the end of that sentence. As it stands, Project Orion is the fastest, most practical spaceship would could design and build today. Chemical rockets don't even come close to what Project Orion is capable of.

      And the Orion doesn't have a 'reflector', it has a pusher plate. It's a heavy metal plate, on the end of a gigantic shock absorber, coated in oil or similar [To reduce ablation.] that absorbs the energy from the nuclear explosion so that everyone on board the ship doesn't get splattered by the intense acceleration. The ship is ultimately pushed by a plasma wave created by the explosion.

      An asteroid would be no different. Except that the surface might vaporize and act as additional reaction mass. The biggest problem I can envision with using a nuke to propel an asteroid is the difficulty you might have in predicting its new course.

    19. Re:I always wondered by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can rain nukes on that asteroid till it glows, but that won't make much difference. Trick is, in the vacuum of space, nuclear explosion is weak. There is no air to create blast wave and thermal flash, so all you get is some hard radiation and hand-grenade level of blast from vaporized bomb casing. And that's it.

      Okay, I confess. We were trying to reduce the crapload of nuclear devices on this planet in a manner that seemed perfectly logical, with no casualties, only slightly technically flawed, but easier to explain. *You* just had to piss on this peacenik'x parade.
       
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    20. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy."

      By breaking the asteroid into multiple pieces you dramatically increase the surface area to volume ratio.

      If we could reduce an asteroid to space dust, we will all survive.

    21. Re:I always wondered by phageman · · Score: 1

      If the nuke is detonated close enough, all that hard radiation would vaporize surface material only on that side. This approach would also provide a small force over a long time, the only question is which force would be greater.

    22. Re:I always wondered by Anti_Climax · · Score: 3, Informative

      Project Orion would get around this problem by using thousands of little charges, detonated close to the reflector - and it would still take years to accelerate.

      An Orion style propulsion system is capable of getting a craft from earth to Pluto and back inside a year. If we're talking about speeding up, slowing down and then repeating after turning around, we're only talking about a few months to accelerate 100+ tons of spacecraft to it's cruising speed. Now I'm sure the math is different when dealing with a planet-killer sized asteroid, but the normal orion system is not accelerating for years.

      It bears mentioning that we don't need to stop or reverse a planet-killer sized mass, just push it off course for direct impact. Depending on how far out you're able to intercept it, you can get away with a very small push.

      And there is something to be said for blowing one into small pieces. Even if it's hitting us with the same total energy, having it dissipate in the atmosphere as those small pieces vaporize seems preferable to having several hundred or thousand tons of mass vaporize seawater or throw up a nuclear winter style plume of dust on impact with the surface.

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    23. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Compute the kinetic energy of the asteroid. If there is a collision this energy will go somewhere. Part of it will go into Earth own kinetic energy but not much (I did the computation once but I'm too lazy at the moment
      to redo it), another part may go into "momentum" energy depending on wheter the collision is frontal or not.
      Anyway a huge part of it will not be accounted and will be released one way or another.
      Whether you blow it up or not will not change the amount of energy Earth will receive! Only how it will receive it. So the alternative is
      -let the asteroid in one piece and let it hit a continent or the ocean, meaning most of the energy will be absorbed by the 6000km radius ball of molten rock ( I would guess as earthquakes)
      -blow it up and let all the debris blow up on Earth atmosphere punching the exact same amount of energy into Earth's atmosphere.

      Now, I don't think it is even necessary to compute what is more robust and more likely to wistand a massive input of energy: the small layer of gases known as atmosphere or the big rock known as Earth.

    24. Re:I always wondered by NockPoint · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And blasting it into little pieces would most certainly have an effect, since smaller pieces have more drag, they would be more likely to burn up harmlessly in the atmosphere (same total energy, much wider dispersion).

      For a small object, yes.

      For a object big enough to seriously worry about, no. Think of it this way. Take a rock the size of the one that killed the dinosaurs. It had roughly 300 million nuclear weapons worth of energy. Break it into a million equal size pieces, and there are a million rocks with 300 times the energy of a nuclear weapon, each of which would be more than large enough to punch through the atmosphere. The damage would be more focused on the surface of the Earth, and less would be "wasted" on deep layers of rock.

      Small explosions are much more effective at destroying things than large explosions. That's why cluster bombs were invented.

    25. Re:I always wondered by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      I never say Jehovah. I'm Jenova's Witness.

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    26. Re:I always wondered by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      You talk about "some hard radiation" and imply that it will do nothing. However, a nuke releases a TON of energy, much of it in the form of heat (or radiation that will heat whatever it hits). You won't catch anything on fire without oxygen, but wouldn't it still vaporize some of the asteroid's surface? The expanding gas from the vaporized rock should push the asteroid at least a bit. I'm not sure how much, but just because there's no air doesn't mean there won't be at least some blast effect.

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    27. Re:I always wondered by zurtle · · Score: 1

      Jenova Anniston?

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    28. Re:I always wondered by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      No, the One True Jenova. Have you heard about the life stream?

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    29. Re:I always wondered by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      It would be impossible to calculate how the spread of astroid chunks would go. So many of them could still head for earth. The size of chunks could still pose a real big threat. There have been studies about how an astroid did as much damage at the Tunguska event as it did. Some think that it exploded before it hit the ground causing everything to go up in flames from the sudden heat.

      There's also evidence that this happened in Africa and Asia thousands of years ago because glass was found on the surface of the desert.

    30. Re:I always wondered by Monkey-some · · Score: 1

      to be correct it wouldn't be a swarm of fragments but a swarm of radioactive fragments. "Double bonus"

    31. Re:I always wondered by the+entropy · · Score: 1

      And blasting it to pieces would make a little difference, only in distribution of the damage - we'd get stoned with a swarm of fragments instead of one big piece, yet the same mass and total energy.

      Not exactly, a bigger number of smaller fragments means a bigger surface area. Bigger surface area means that a larger part of the total mass would deteriorate in the atmosphere before even reaching the ground. Which means, less mass and energy actually affect us.

    32. Re:I always wondered by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Then the solution is clear.
      Use a smaller warhead but encase it in as many tons of water as you can lift into the needed trajectory, preferably done as a shaped-charge.
      Then use many of these, timed and positioned so that the asteroid continually passes through a "sidewind" of water-vapor.
      This would give it a continuous gentle push, also avoiding the problem of having it break up in thousands of individual rocks.

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    33. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The firt nuke gives the asteroid a nice atmosphere of vaporized rock. Each nuke after that gets a bigger and bigger blast wave due to more and more vaporized rock and dust.

    34. Re:I always wondered by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Project Orion would get around this problem by using thousands of little charges, detonated close to the reflector - and it would still take years to accelerate.

      Also, at least one proposal had the charges fling polyethelene at the reflector, which would presumably increase the energy transfer a bit. Shaping the charge to direct its energy in the direction of the spacecraft would help too.

      An interesting side note -- the Orion team consulted with Coca-Cola on the best way to deploy the charges. Coke's experience with vending machines proved quite helpful in that regard -- reliably dispensing cans or bottles of soda isn't too different than lobbing nukes.

    35. Re:I always wondered by pipoca · · Score: 1
      You'd have to be careful to pulverize it instead of merely breaking it up. A chain of smaller asteroids is not going to be all that much better than one big one - just look at how much damage Shoemaker Levy did to Jupiter.

      Besides,if you split it up, you have a greater chance of one of the pieces landing in an city, or the middle of the ocean and creating a tsunami.

    36. Re:I always wondered by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      true, unless the dust blocks out the sun

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    37. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What *Size* nuclear weapon? Using "nuclear weapon" as a measure of energy is only somewhat less vague than using "container" as a unit of volume. They range all the way from howitzer shells to Tsar Bombas.

    38. Re:I always wondered by RemyBR · · Score: 1

      Not completely true, because smaller fragments would burn (totally or parcially) once they enter the atmosphere. Sure that some of them may still hit the surface, but the smaller ones would burn completely and the biggers would probably reduce in size before hitting. So, not the same energy/mass

  14. now this!? by Digitus1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    First an Apollo Astronaut says that the government has covered up Alien contact, now this!?

    1. Re:now this!? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess going to the Moon makes you crazy.

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    2. Re:now this!? by Srikant · · Score: 1

      Given that they are on a roll, the next one is going to assert that the moon landings were fake. ;)

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    3. Re:now this!? by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean it makes you a lunatic?

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  15. Test Trial by failedlogic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would think, if the "safety of the Earth/mankind" is at risk .... Shouldn't they be putting their theory to work? I'd want to make sure that a nuke CAN divert the asteroid in practice than reading about an academic debate or reading that NASA administrators/management reiterate probably incorrectly that their plan of action is the right way (as always and as government organizations always do).

    Shouldn't there be an International Body finding a solution. The US isn't the only country with nukes, the right group of scientists, etc. etc. that can find a possible solution to this problem.

    1. Re:Test Trial by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      We've already nuked earth several times. Hasn't seemed to change its trajectory much.

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    2. Re:Test Trial by m4cph1sto · · Score: 4, Funny

      An International Body - you mean like the U.N.? What do you think would happen if we put them in charge? They'd mail a letter to the asteroid explaining that they are very disappointed with its current trajectory, and in the end any direct action would be vetoed by China.

    3. Re:Test Trial by ameline · · Score: 2, Informative

      > and in the end any direct action would be vetoed by China.

      And likely Russia too. :-)

      (Flying there later today... Russia, that is, not China or an asteroid, although I'm sure are those who would prefer I travel to the latter :-)

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    4. Re:Test Trial by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The UN is mostly toothless because anything the US wants Russia and/or China vetoes and anything China or Russia wants the US or Europe vetoes

      I suspect they might just agree on this one ....

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    5. Re:Test Trial by greyblack · · Score: 1

      Next on MythBusters:

      Can a nuclear bomb divert a planet-killing asteroid?

      (Program ends with the obligatory "BUSTED" plate on the front of a giant incoming asteroid...)

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  16. Primary problem by WK2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The main problem with nukes is that criminals will be released from the Phantom Zone if a nuclear weapon goes off in space.

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    1. Re:Primary problem by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The main problem with nukes is that criminals will be released from the Phantom Zone if a nuclear weapon goes off in space.

      At least Zod was *competent* at being evil. I just can't respect incompetent evil like W. I say it's time to vote for the greater of two evils. Release the nuclear hounds!

      (And no Cthulu jokes, please.)

    2. Re:Primary problem by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      At least Zod was *competent* at being evil. I just can't respect incompetent evil like W.

      + It took me a moment to realize that you weren't talking about W from Good Eats. W may be Alton's worst nemesis, but he can't help going back to her because, like it or not, she does know cooking utensils!

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    3. Re:Primary problem by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I suppose you won't be wanting anything about the lesser of two weevils then?

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    4. Re:Primary problem by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      W may be Alton's worst nemesis, but he can't help going back to her

      IIRC, the woman who plays W is AB's real-life chiropractor, so of course he keeps going back to her.

    5. Re:Primary problem by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > IIRC, the woman who plays W is AB's real-life chiropractor, so of course he keeps baring his back to her. Fixed that for you.

    6. Re:Primary problem by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      He can't stop going to a fake doctor? Is that like being addicted to decaf or diet soda?

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  17. 1up by the_fat_kid · · Score: 5, Funny

    so, let me see if I got this right:

    you would have a small triangular ship. Maybe two or three extras "just in case".
    we could control it remotely. A rotational control and a forward thruster should suffice.
    Then we could "fire" small nukes at the object. That would change their trajectory and break them into smaller pieces.

    I think it sounds like a brilliant idea, but where would we be able to find someone who could operate such a machine?

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    1. Re:1up by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'd probably want to design the triangle to be able to move out of the way of the asteroid via some 'hyper space' mechanism as well, in case you were too close to thrust out of the way manually.

    2. Re:1up by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the spherical shield and "deh......deh....deh..deh" audio.

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    3. Re:1up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > I think it sounds like a brilliant idea, but where would we be able to find someone who
      > could operate such a machine?

      It's Saturday night, I have no date, a 2 liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock.

    4. Re:1up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if we've got hyperspace capability, we could just get Amanda Tapping to tinker with it a bit. Then she can jump the asteroid through the planet via hyperspace.

    5. Re:1up by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      How the hell did the parent get modded insightful and it's parent funny?!?

  18. The reason for nukes by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nukes have been a popular options because:
    1. We have them.
    2. They have a high ISP (a measure of efficiency) when used as propulsion against a large object. Paradoxically, the ISP for Orion-style nuke propulsion increases with the size/mass of the object.
    3. They're much more portable compared to most other types of methods.

    Schweikart has identified the REALLY valuable truth, that we need to improve our detection method. We also need to develop deep space capability because the further out we can intercept them, the less energy is needed to perform the deflection. Lower energy can also mean less danger of fracturing the mass.

    1. Re:The reason for nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      4. They are fun

    2. Re:The reason for nukes by beav007 · · Score: 1

      I have never seen an ISP that could be used as a measure of efficiency. Incompetence, sure, but not efficiency...

    3. Re:The reason for nukes by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      ISP has been used to refer to specific impulse well before packet switched networks were used to connect computers.

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    4. Re:The reason for nukes by smorken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually wouldn't it be easier to just not build the better telescopes. That way things don't change. Outta sight, outta mind!

    5. Re:The reason for nukes by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Also, do we really need a 1 MT nuclear device--essentially a modified B83 nuclear bomb--to stop an asteroid? They could probably get away with using a much smaller device in the 15-20 kT range, where the shockwave of the detonation generates enough power to "nudge" the asteroid to a new, safer orbit.

    6. Re:The reason for nukes by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You appear to misunderstand:
      1. How much power is needed to apply an appropriate vector to the Significant (capital S is appropriate) mass.
      2. The method used to propagate the blast energy into the asteroid.

      The first item depends on the size of the asteroid, but the killers are usually pretty big, and need a big push. The amount of push depends on where in the orbit you find it, of course.

      The second item is basically this: You can't rely on the atmosphere to transmit a 'shockwave' to the asteroid. In a vacuum, the actual shockwave is negligible once you get too far away (inverse square) and even up close, is only comprised of the limited mass of the bomb. Again, negligible effect. The actual propulsion comes from mass ejected by the asteroid itself. What would compel said mass to depart fast enough to create a thrust vector? Why, how about the sudden massive heating of one side? With a hydrogen bomb, you get the energy needed. For devices in the 15-20KT range, you're talking atomics, and the amount of usable energy that can be imparted is reduced significantly.

      So the job of the bomb is not so much to "blow the asteroid off course", it is to convert the asteroid into a rock-rocket that fires molten asteroilava in one direction to create a vector for the larger mass in another.

    7. Re:The reason for nukes by burdock · · Score: 4, Informative

      Redirecting an asteroid on an Earth impacting trajectory was discussed in depth quite a few years ago in Scientific American magazine. There are a variety of ways to deal with such an asteroid, depending on size, composition, and how advanced the warning is.

      There are two main responses: redirection and pulverization. If the asteroid is structurally week and small it can be pulverized so that the pieces will burn up on atmospheric entry. This has the advantage that it can be done with little advance warning. One novel proposal involved a 3 dimensional mesh built around tungsten nodes. It would be compact for launch yet still spread out and stay grouped together for a long distance strike.

      Redirection is necessary for large or durable asteroids. Spin would make it difficult to have a vehicle in contact with it redirect it over time. Reliable redirection would require delivery of multiple kinetic payloads over time. Each payload strike would have the danger of fracturing the asteroid; widening the potential Earth-impact damage.

      Focused, reflected, solar energy has been proposed to redirect ice based asteroids with much advanced warning. Even X-ray cannons have be proposed, along with other laser based solutions. A thermonuclear device ignited adjacent to an asteroid would vaporize a layer off its exposed surface, redirecting the asteroid. This would even be effective against iron-ore asteroids. There is also less likelihood of fracture than kinetic impact. Close asteroids can be acted upon multiple times for faster redirection.

      A nuclear solution has the advantages of being effective at long range and at ranges to close for the other listed methods to be effective. It is less likely to cause fracturing and would work against any material composition.

      Reliable long range detection would allow other methods to be effective, but thermonuclear warheads are a mature technology, would be effective at short range and we do not have to station them in space ahead of use.

    8. Re:The reason for nukes by kesuki · · Score: 1

      the big problem with nukes, and unmanned ships to tow it, is that it's extremely hard to move ship that far into space, in fact nasa is relying on project orion, originally a ship that would take 12 men to mars... to get a ship far enough out to deal with big objects.

      a ship powered with controlled nuclear propulsion.

      i think the best idea, is mechanize the moon, whatever the defense, having a moon base ready to deal with the problem is more realistic, there is tons of uranium, titanium, just about anything you could want even water in certain craters with comet debris that have long enough shadows to not evaporate all the water away. if you set up a system of construction robots that are able to build the moonbase, without having to send people up there, and the equipment can handle high G launches, or most of it can, then it should cost a lot less than sending people to the moon.

      in the years where there isn't any threat to man kind the robotic moon base can do basic mining, and perhaps low g nanopartical manufacture, or even build satellites, or other space vehicles and devices.

  19. I think we all know.... by ijakings · · Score: 1

    ...That the best solution is to wait until it gets so close that "I can see my house" and then open up a Hyperspace Window to take the thing to the other side of the planet.

    Its what Macgyver would do.

    1. Re:I think we all know.... by DeathGod321 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nukes would just let the goa'uld win.

    2. Re:I think we all know.... by warrenb10 · · Score: 1

      Or there's the old standby of rousing the temple spirits and making the blue flame come out.

  20. Simple answers become complex... by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The simply answer is that the physics are already known, and it all depends on how far in the future the impact is before we detect it. Given a century just about anything would work. Given less than a year, almost nothing would.

    Given a couple decades, yes, there are a number of non-nuclear options. A nice high impulse drive, perhaps a number of them, set into the surface of the asteroid. They thrust in the proper direction over a long period of time, and we end up being able to put the asteroid pretty much where ever we want it.

    In a shorter time frame or larger asteroid, nukes might end up being the best choice. Of course, for best propulsion, like in the horrible movie, burying it might be the best option - that allows part of the mass of the asteroid to be used to propel the asteroid in the opposite direction. The ejecta, even though some is almost guaranteed to hit the earth, is okay because it'll overwhelmingly burn up in the atmosphere.

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    1. Re:Simple answers become complex... by MSZ · · Score: 1, Insightful

      for best propulsion, like in the horrible movie, burying it might be the best option

      For ANY noticeable populsion, burying them is the ONLY option. Otherwise you will just make a fireworks show for Hubble to watch.
      Actually I think the best way would be to send a nuke in large tank of water, contact fused. Evaporated water would create a blast wave that might have some effect. Just remember to calculate all aspects of the mission in the same units...

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    2. Re:Simple answers become complex... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Actually, due to flash vaporization from radiation, even a surface nuke would provide SOME thrust, but burying it would allow nearly 100% of the nuke's thrust to be used for thrust, vs 10% or so for a stand-off explosion.

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    3. Re:Simple answers become complex... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the best way would be to send a nuke in large tank of water...

      Interesting idea. One of the new techniques coming out of the "war on terror" for knocking holes in walls is to place an IV bag full of water or saline on top of a block of explosive, which you then stick to the wall. The water shapes and directs the explosion, allowing much more of it's force to be directed at the structure. I wonder how difficult it'd be to create a similar effect with a nuke?

      Any engineers or physicists out there wanna give this one a shot?

    4. Re:Simple answers become complex... by ejecta · · Score: 1

      I'm not burning up in the atmosphere for anyone thank you very much.

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    5. Re:Simple answers become complex... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, just like the smaller explosive, yes a blanket would work. The only thing is that while a liter or so of water works for a stick of C4, you're generally looking at a couple meters of metal to direct a nuke.

      Given the masses involved, using local materials would probably be better.

      You also have to realize that we're also not really needing to direct the nuke, more figure out ways to optimize the thrust.

      I figure it's cheaper to ship multiple nukes and some drilling supplies than enough earth mass to tamp the warheads for optimal thrust.

      Heck, depending on the composition of the asteroid, a good casing and a strong impact might be enough. We already have bunker busters capable of busting through 20 stories of reinforced concrete. From what I've read, most asteroids aren't going to be that well held together.

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    6. Re:Simple answers become complex... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could put the asteroid pretty much where ever we want it, eh? I vote Mars (take that, Martians)...

    7. Re:Simple answers become complex... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best option would be to blow a number of large, couple of thousand cubic miles, of the moon off into space and fit them with engines. Then you'd just have them orbit about the place and whenever a rouge asteroid was detected manuver the nearest large chunk close by to capture the asteroid in it's gravity and then safely drive it off somewhere else.

      I'm sure this would be a really simple soloution and free from any dangerous side effects where things could go wrong.

  21. one of the first and one of the last meets... by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... asteroids vs duke nukem :D

  22. Hyperspace Window by alzoron · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Just wait until the last possible moment,open a hyperspace window and let the astroid fly "through" earth.

    Problem solved.

    1. Re:Hyperspace Window by jeiler · · Score: 1

      I misread this at first as "Hyperspace Windows."

      Brings a whole new meaning to BSoD.

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    2. Re:Hyperspace Window by Zekasu · · Score: 1

      "How does it work?"

      "Magnets, lots of magnets."

    3. Re:Hyperspace Window by DeathGod321 · · Score: 1

      We can also use most of the United States' power to shift the earth out of phase for a few minutes.

    4. Re:Hyperspace Window by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

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  23. Why bother at all? by gelfling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The probability is vanishingly small we'll get crunchified and the likelihood of any bureaucratic solution even working is also damn low. So let's just accept that there's a nonzero probability that we'll all get wiped out. Worst case we all die someday anyway.

    1. Re:Why bother at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually the probability of an impact over a relatively large interval of time is quite high. It is only over small intervals of time, geologically speaking, that the probability is small.

      Would the Apollo program qualify as a bureaucratic endeavor? I think you would be surprised how well people cooperate when they feel their civilization is in jeopardy.

      As for just accepting that nonzero probability, we must all do so on some level. Even if we eventually have a good asteroid tracking program in place, there are no guarantees that we'll detect a large asteroid in time to mount an effective response. However, I think we should still try since it will decrease the probability that we'll get caught off guard. Conscious life may well be be a rare thing - I don't think we should simply cast it away without a thought.

    2. Re:Why bother at all? by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      Pretty much right. When was the last time the Earth got hit with a life-endangering asteroid? Sometime around the time the dinosaurs became extinct I think (not counting Tunguska - it didn't threaten life on a global scale)

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    3. Re:Why bother at all? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      the likelihood of any bureaucratic solution even working is also damn low

      Damn, I have to remember that the next time I use my GPS to direct me to the hotel I booked on the Internet (using electricity from the TVA), where I could look out on the historical Apollo launch site.

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    4. Re:Why bother at all? by shawb · · Score: 1

      Conscious life may well be be a rare thing

      And if conscious life turns out to be not that rare of a thing, a space based early detection and nuclear payload based redirection system may be re-purposed to save our particular brand of consciousness. To get one level scarier... there's probably someone in our government with input on this decision who had that same basic thought.

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    5. Re:Why bother at all? by a_real_bast... · · Score: 1

      Arthur C.Clarke had the asteroid-tracking program SpaceGuard (no longer fiction, as they named the program after its fictional counterpart when they founded it) discover the spaceship Rama in Rendezvous With Rama. He co-wrote the rest of the series with the Head Of Engineering of the JPL, Gentry Lee. Any chance Mr. Lee would have any input in this? (",)

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    6. Re:Why bother at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that once the US is planning ahead?

      When they will have "saved" the world of terrorism, they will disclose that Area 51 was just an earlier Guantanamo, designed to keep those pesky alien terrorists at bay. But fear not, we now have enough firepower in orbit to defend us from terrorists from outer space! The US will save us all beyond redemption.

      That's what you're saying?

    7. Re:Why bother at all? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Yes, because if there's anything that's always worked out for humanity before, it's lying down and giving up.

    8. Re:Why bother at all? by gelfling · · Score: 1

      I was looking at the Ground Zero memorial hole in the ground the other day and realized that there will probably never be another building there.

    9. Re:Why bother at all? by gelfling · · Score: 1

      All the well wishing in the world didn't stop the Black Death. And no matter how much you talk to your dog your dog will never talk back to you.

    10. Re:Why bother at all? by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      Funny how most of the supporters for spending money on this are probably people who refer to the lottery as the 'stupid tax'.

  24. That's not a big deal. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

    We still have that wrecked Goa'uld starship's hyperdrive.

  25. He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by raehl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trying to use nukes to deflect the asteroid seems like the more difficult solution to me. The asteroid will be far away and moving fast. Earth is close and (relative to us) not moving at all!

    Clearly the more practical way to avoid a collision is to use the nukes to deflect Earth out of the path of the asteroid.

    1. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This got an insightful. I'm not sure to be proud of the mods for modding up a great bit of satire, or ashamed at how they did it.

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    2. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't get karma points for "funny" ratings, so some mods will give an exceptionally funny post an "insightful" rating instead. As Taco said, you have to be wise, not a wise-ass.

      You don't get karma for "underrated" either, which is why that's not used instead.

      Personally, I just rate the first 5 posts on idle as "overrated". It works out great. I get to ditch the mod points as fast as I can and statistically, I'm modding the posts correctly.

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    3. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, I just rate the first 5 posts on idle as "overrated". It works out great. I get to ditch the mod points as fast as I can and statistically, I'm modding the posts correctly. Did you just admit to screwing the Slashdot system over and get modded interesting? You obnoxous twerp look in the help file under "willing to serve"

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    4. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth is close and (relative to us) not moving at all!

      Once the nuke is off the planet, earth is moving again

    5. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you really think about it, particularly if you're meta-moderating, there's often a very fine line between "funny" and "insightful."

    6. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by ejecta · · Score: 2

      I'd be even more concerned that there might be folks who think it's a good idea.

      Worse: there might be folks in power who think it's a good idea.

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    7. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by momerath2003 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Troll? Why isn't this modded funny? It's hilarious.

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    8. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a waste of mod points. I personally like to mod someone troll, bookmark their post. So I can come back and watch the self reply.

    9. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by DrLang21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why he still only gets 5 mod points.

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    10. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      That's 5 more than I ever got, even when I metamodded every day.

    11. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      why do you need the nukes? let's just move the earth by putting giant jet engines on it- then we can move it far away from any threat....

    12. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Obviously the meta-meta modders didn't like the way you meta modded.

    13. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Thanks for noticing that it was a joke.

      Man, I hit a nerve.

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    14. Re:He's got a point - why nuke the asteroid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I can come back and watch the self reply.

      Man, I'm such a bitch. I should get a life.

  26. A trivialized problem by ACS+Solver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not exactly what TFA is talking about, but I dislike how the very real threat of asteroids is trivialized in the public mind. Every time astronomers discover a remotely threatening asteroid, anything that hits 1 on Torino scale, journalists warn of a dangerous collision that could wipe out a continent, yadda yadda, while further observation of the asteroid over the next weeks shows that there's no chance of collision. So the public hears these stories about asteroids at least once a year and many thus think that it's a bogus threat because, oh, whenever journalists warn of a possible collision it turns out to be a non-threat, so it will never be a threat, right?

    Makes me wish that journalists would just shut up about any objects lower than 3 on the Torino Scale.

    1. Re:A trivialized problem by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Maybe scientists should stop announcing such trivial threats, then.

      Journalists aren't out digging through the trash behind observatories to find out about these low-threat asteroids. They find out about them because the scientists hold a press conference and tell them. Blame the scientists; the journalists are just passing the message on.

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  27. Early detection by far best option by aapold · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you identify objects on collision course in time, only a very minor adjustment in its trajectory will result in it missing by a very wide (and safe) margin.

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    1. Re:Early detection by far best option by joh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then you don't know *if* the thing is actually going to hit earth, since you can't measure its trajectory with enough precision. And once you're sure, it might be too late. The most ironic thing to happen would be to try and deflect an object early on and then realizing later that you've given it exactly the nudge it needed to finally impact earth...

    2. Re:Early detection by far best option by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Here's a question:

      Is it ethical for our course correction to cause the asteroid to collide with another planet?

      Are we comfortable with causing catastrophic damage to another planet that may harbor unknown forms of life or even just remains of life?

      How would we choose, if we had to, which planet to deposit our asteroid?

      This is of course hypothetical, but it doesn't seem entirely ethical to destroy another planet, especially the inner rocky ones.

      -b

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    3. Re:Early detection by far best option by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      Feh. No sense in sacrificing Earth for the benefit of an uninhabitable Mercury, Venus or Mars.

  28. Aliens? by bigplrbear · · Score: 1

    If we were to use a nuclear weapon against an asteroid, there would be a few problems-

    1.The asteroid might break apart into several smaller pieces, possibly making the problem worse

    2.The size of the nuclear warhead would have to be enormous in order to blast a huge rock out of the way. Blowing up a huge nuclear warhead would create alot of radiation, and some of it will come back down to Earth.

    I think the best way to deal with an asteroid is to send a rocket to the asteroid, land on the rock and use that rocket to push the asteroid out of the way. It would be a real pain, but we have landed spacecraft on an asteroid before.

    And if that fails... NUKE IT!

    1. Re:Aliens? by bigplrbear · · Score: 1

      woops.... meant to make the title "rockets?", not "aliens?". The CIA made me do it- I forgot my tinfoil hat

    2. Re:Aliens? by psued0ch · · Score: 1

      You know that using nuclear weapons against an Earth-bound object will fail, why bother using it as a backup plan?

      It is not at all practical or possible to construct a spacecraft with capabilities to land on an asteroid, somehow reverse it's engines, and have enough power to move the asteroid.

    3. Re:Aliens? by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      2.The size of the nuclear warhead would have to be enormous in order to blast a huge rock out of the way. Blowing up a huge nuclear warhead would create alot of radiation, and some of it will come back down to Earth.

      Oh noes!! Radiation from space!! Whatever shall we do!!?

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    4. Re:Aliens? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      High energy, low interacting cosmic rays are ok.

      Mid-energy, high interacting radioactive iodine and strontium on biologic systems are not.

      The 20k$ question is if that dust would actually provide a serious threat... That is the question.

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  29. Nukes not best way to stop asteroids by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, duh! Nukes are second best, only to be used if Chuck Norris is unavailable.

    1. Re:Nukes not best way to stop asteroids by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Well, duh! Nukes are second best, only to be used if Chuck Norris is unavailable.

      I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris has lost much of his credibility thanks to the failed presidential campaign of Mike Huckabee.

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    2. Re:Nukes not best way to stop asteroids by edalytical · · Score: 0

      Informative? WTF?

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    3. Re:Nukes not best way to stop asteroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Chuck Norris, like your Mom, is alway available.

    4. Re:Nukes not best way to stop asteroids by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, duh! Nukes are second best, only to be used if Chuck Norris is unavailable.

      I'm all for launching Chuck Norris into space. But, what about this asteroid problem?
           

  30. NASA is an administratioon by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    National Aeronautics and Space Administration. It is an administration, run by administrators for the benefit of administrators. The boss is appointed by the president.

    So why does anyone get surprised when NASA changes its tune in accordance with political whim, be that on the use of nukes or on global warming?

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    1. Re:NASA is an administratioon by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The boss is appointed by the president. So why does anyone get surprised when NASA changes its tune in accordance with political whim

      We expect their experts to be relatively free from political pressure. If NASA is letting the appointed administrators make scientific judgments instead of technical experts, and they give biased responses, then there is a problem. The system would need to change. For example, let the experts formally vote on the best technique rather than the appointed administrator select his/her favorite. They did this with a pool of astronauts for safety calls after shuttle administrators bungled safety decisions twice, killing 14 people.
           

  31. Why is this even news? by TheCastro · · Score: 1

    This has been discussed over and over again, now we attach some old astronaut to it and suddenly people should care again. NASA has been working on other means to gently nudge asteroids seen coming towards Earth when they are very far away. People are just afraid of nuclear fall out from the smaller bits of the asteroid after the explosion, but odds are the pieces would burn up in our atmosphere. It's ridiculous that this is still being talked about. I've seen Armageddon and Deep Impact, we're gonna send John Glenn into space with some young cocky people and some mining team - they'll save us all and get high schools named after them.

  32. The first thing that came to mind... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

    "Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut." - Robert Schimmel

    In that context, nukes do seem like a rather extreme solution.

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  33. Locate them first. by jagdish · · Score: 1

    Instead of exploding the nuke, a better way would be to harness the energy from a controlled nuclear reaction to gently push the asteroid. However, we must first locate the asteroids before we think of ways of dealing with it.

  34. Is my math horribly wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a 1 MT (4.184x10^15 J see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaton) nuke explodes on the surface of a 4 million ton asteroid, and only 1% of the energy released is converted to motion, then the change in velocity will be:

    4.184x10^15 J * 0.01 / 4x10^9 kg * 1 (kg*m/s)/J = ~ 1x10^4 m/s

    Sounds like a big enough delta v to move it (or what's left of it) away from us.

  35. Moving Asteroids by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't anyone ever watch Star Trek? This is such a simple problem. Just change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the object and making it easy to move. Oww! Where is that doctor?!

  36. Preparation H Stops Assroids by srobert · · Score: 1

    Sorry I couldn't resist.

  37. Nukes by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The way the world is going on, maybe nukes will be the way to avoid any future asteroid kills humans here, or maybe just the few surviving ones.

  38. It's all about sum delta V by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's all about total delta V, or change in velocity, and how much warning you get.

    Nukes are big lumps of dV, ion engines are small streams of dV. There's a range of options in between. Small, continuous thrust over time can equal large, impulse thrust over a few seconds.

    It all depends on when you can identify and engage the celestial body under discussion. The less warning, the shorter the time you have to apply the necessary dV for the effect you want. The effect you want is a change in velocity vector, and how you need to change the moving body to go faster | slower | different direction depends entirely on the orbital mechanics of the individual event. Work the problem when you find out about it.

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    1. Re:It's all about sum delta V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effect you want is a change in velocity vector

      If you really want to be technical about it, what you need is delta P (change in momentum) rather than dV. The problem to be solved is a function of time, velocity, and (don't forget) mass.

  39. Pushing the asteroid by rossdee · · Score: 1

    The problem with landing on the asteroid and setting up a rocket motor to push it into a safe trajectory is that asteroids tend to be rotating. Most of the time you will be pushing it the wrong way. (Of course you could turn the moter on only when it would be pointing the right way, but that is going to take longer.) The trick is to start early enough, so we need much better detection and orbit analysis.

  40. He's missing a word: *BIG* nukes in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The phrase "political pressure to put nuclear weapons in space" doesn't really reflect what they're trying to do. While there is some pressure for placing a military capability in orbit, most parties see such a move as too politically sensitive and destabilizing.

    There is however a very powerful lobby that seeks government dollars for research, development and production of nuclear weapons, as their income almost ground to a halt in recent years. Deflecting asteroids now offers an excuse for getting those tax dollars flowing into their pockets again.

    What's more, nuclear weapons capable of worrying an asteroid would have to be HUGE, which also means costly and hence very profitable. There is no precedent for making such enormous nuclear weapons, which means that umpteen billions will be (justifiably) requested for research in this area.

    So, the pressure isn't really to put "weapons in space" as such, but to turn the paltry funding that nuclear weapons research currently gets into a torrent.

  41. "Insightful"?? by jamrock · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No offense to WK2; your post was clever and I actually laughed out loud, but "Insightful" instead of "Funny"?. I'm shocked SHOCKED that there are moderators here who have no clue what they're doing.

    1. Re:"Insightful"?? by Kenz0r · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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  42. "Informative"?? by jamrock · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jesus. Christ. This is the second mis-modded humorous post. Some idiot in this thread has no idea what the "Funny" tag is for. Looks like Edgar Mitchell's aliens have Slashdot accounts.

    1. Re:"Informative"?? by WithLove · · Score: 1

      For your information, you insensitive clod, some people mod "funny" stuff up as "informative" or "insightful" to be "funny". Or so they tell me.

  43. Actually by edalytical · · Score: 0

    we are not tracking many of the asteroids that could destroy earth

    Is that for a technical reason or is it that because there are precisely zero asteroids that could destroy the Earth? Severely damage yes, but destroy the Earth? Not likely since we believe a Mars sized object has already hit us and we are still here (by us and we I mean the Earth).

    That was a rhetorical question by the way. So please don't reply and tell me that an object doesn't have to destroy the Earth in order to cause life on Earth to suffer. I'm aware of that.

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    1. Re:Actually by shawb · · Score: 1

      When people say "destroy the Earth" what they usually mean is "wipe out civilization." That may be a misleading definition, but it's the one almost always used in these sort of contexts. For instance the phrase "We have enough nukes to destroy the earth TEN TIMES OVER!!!" really means we have ten times the nuclear payload needed to make uninhabitable every city on earth of significant size (Where significant size is something like one hundred thousand or one million people, I don't recall exactly.)

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  44. Has anybody tried? by jrhawk42 · · Score: 1

    Has anybody thought about trying diplomacy? I mean we really don't know what an asteroid would want, and the reason for their hostility. I think we should try more peaceful means first.

  45. Tag by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1

    So, should we tag this "whatcouldhavepossiblygonewrong"?

  46. Find a way to put the earth in to hyperspace for l by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Find a way to put the earth in to hyperspace for a short time to skip over it. Like they did in star gate sg1

  47. Frisky Dingo had it right. by KurtisKiesel · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to buy my Annihilatrix?

    1. Re:Frisky Dingo had it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... How many postcards of doom does it come with?

  48. Interview with Dr Stanley Love by canatech · · Score: 1

    Here is an interview with Dr Stanley Love explaining one method to move an asteroid without breaking it.

    http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/archives/05-06/nov12.html

    Scroll down to 'Space Tug' and have a listen for about 8 minutes.

  49. Why don't we try it? by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it make sense to try it as an experiment to gather hard data on how different types of asteroid react and as an excercise in examining the logistical problems and actual effect from a practical perspective?

    It may make sense to have a gun, but if you don't know *which* gun to use...

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  50. Re:Find a way to put the earth in to hyperspace fo by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    SG-1 did it the other way around, they put the asteroid into hyperspace for a few seconds so it would skip over the earth.

    Unless you're thinking of a late-series episode where they put an Alternate earth out of phase so the Orii couldn't find or attack it.

    Moving the asteroid would probably be more favorable, as you wouldn't have to worry about jumping the earth too far as screwing with it's orbit.

  51. That would take a lot of delta-V by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Making it miss is a matter of nudging its orbit just enough that it doesn't intersect Earth any more. Capturing it requires slowing it down all the way to Earth-orbit speed. In space, just because something goes nearby doesn't mean it's easy to catch.

    1. Re:That would take a lot of delta-V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little miscalculation, and we could actually deflect it into our path.

  52. Let's ask Atari by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, they already had asteroid-blasting spaceships in the late 70's.

  53. What if it's a big piece of garbage? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Is Professor Farnsworth born yet?

  54. Obviously not a slashdotter by boggis · · Score: 1

    Nukes are the best for everything on Slashdot.

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  55. Mod this junk down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You honestly believe that the flight time for an icbm allows the opportunity for the target to evacuate an area? fuel up lots of bombers? launch a counter strike?

    With icbms there is no need for nukes in orbit to attack land targets. It is a totally pointless exercise *and* it leaves your nukes sitting around in orbit subject to damage from debris, jamming, capture, or attack from anti-sats or land based energy weapons.

    Ridiculous.

    1. Re:Mod this junk down by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know for sure, but back in the 80s here in the UK it was common knowledge that in the event of a nuclear attack launched by Russia we'd have 4 minutes warning. Quite how that came to be common knowledge and how accurate it is I don't know, but I suspect that you're right, and that even a ground/sea based launch isn't going to give a country a whole lot of time to retaliate.

      On the other hand though, a space-based launch is presumably going to give less time (who looks up?) and, assuming multiple powers have nukes in orbit, at least some plausible deniability as to who is responsible.

    2. Re:Mod this junk down by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      We were told about the "4 minute warning" to justify the Menwith hill tracking station being built and run by the US on our soil ... "Q:What do we get out of this... Q : The 4 Minute Warning..."

      It is now thought to be also a base station for ECHELON ....

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  56. Video of Neil Degrasse Tyson on the subject by Antwerp+Atom · · Score: 1

    In this video astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson describes an alternative solution:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=1-ReuLZ2quc
    Worth watching, i swear :).

    1. Re:Video of Neil Degrasse Tyson on the subject by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      You ought to be modded up for this; that video is very good. Thanks for the link.

  57. Big Enough? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    There are no asteroids big enough to destroy the Earth. There may be asteroids big enough on a future collision course that may cause a mass extinction. There are asteroids big enough on a collision course that will wipe out human civilization if not the human species within the next few hundred thousand years.

    Of course, I think humanity has made tremendous inroads into setting it self up to destroy itself and could very well do so without a Toba like eruption or a major asteroid strike this century.

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  58. Homer Simpson Theory by Hashi+Lebwohl · · Score: 1

    I say we go with the Homer Simpson theory. When the asteroid enters our atmosphere, air resistance will wear it away until it is the size of a chiuaua's head.
    No worries!

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  59. If this were to happen... by mark72005 · · Score: 2, Informative

    We'd just need to put Jerry Bruckheimer on it. The asteroid will suck itself into oblivion.

  60. nukes only if not enough time for safe method by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wiki, Asteroid Deflection

    NYT Study suggests mirrors best

    NASA has non-nuke plans

    Using a 300Kg impactor

    Seems the consensus is that nukes would only be used if we discovered the asteroid too late for other methods to be effective.

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  61. Nuclear footballs in space? by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Toynbee Tiles.

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  62. I'm sorry, but.. by vikstar · · Score: 1
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  63. E=MCC by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Little Boy at roughly 14 Kilotons was less than a gram of energy actually. Energy is really light. A TON of it would be quite a lot.

    Yeah, pedantic. I know.

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  64. Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by dsmall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Weapons effects are extremely interesting and useful. The first effect to know about is that stuff survives amazingly close to a nuclear explosion. The second effect is that you can "tune" a fission bomb to direct its energy output largely in one direction. (Don't jump on me, this is in the open literature now.) Which gives a different method of dealing with asteroids; a series of powerful, but not shattering, plasma "slaps" to change its orbit.

    Send a spacecraft armed with lots of quite small fission weapons that are set up to direct their weapons effects mostly in one direction and with a very basic, robust guidance system. Each one needs to get tossed out, line up with the asteroid, trigger, and "slap" it with high-speed plasma. Enough "slaps" change its orbital characteristics. You don't try to shatter it.

    Each fission weapon looks like this: Wrap up a small (5 kt?) fission core with something like polyethylene or anything that absorbs prompt soft X-rays. Anything that has mass. The onboard computer works with guidance (my guess would be aims for a laser point on the asteroid, but who knows), the guidance just lines it up properly with the asteroid, and triggers the fission.

    Position it so that when it goes off, the plasma of the polyethylene (and the former physics package, etc), moving around 2.5 million miles per hour, strikes the asteroid. You don't try to break the asteroid up -- far from it. You go for a series of "slaps" with very hot material. As the physics formula says, Mass times Velocity Squared -- and here you have all kinds of velocity.

    As Lew Allen proved, with his famous tests with steel spheres just a few feet from ground-zero of a nuclear test survive just fine, and they are accelerated quite briskly. This was one basis of Project Orion later on.

    It would be quite interesting to model this against some asteroid sizes and get an idea of what would be required to change the trajectory. We certainly have enough plutonium cores laying around.

          Just an interesting thought.

          Thanks,

            Dave Small

    1. Re:Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The second effect is that you can "tune" a fission bomb to direct its energy output largely in one direction. (Don't jump on me, this is in the open literature now.)

      Got a link with any details of how? It reminds me of how Teller wanted to use an H-bomb to power a array of X-ray lasers as a missile defence. But what you're describing doesn't sound like a gas laser, but bulk motion.

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    2. Re:Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by ParanoiaBOTS · · Score: 1

      As Lew Allen proved, with his famous tests with steel spheres just a few feet from ground-zero of a nuclear test survive just fine, and they are accelerated quite briskly. This was one basis of Project Orion later on.

      So he built the equivalent of a nuclear pipe bomb? So he wanted to just make really, really sure that anyone standing next to the bomb did in fact die?

    3. Re:Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by dwye · · Score: 1

      As Lew Allen proved, with his famous tests with steel spheres just a few feet from ground-zero of a nuclear test survive just fine, and they are accelerated quite briskly. This was one basis of Project Orion later on.

      So he built the equivalent of a nuclear pipe bomb?

      No, the nuclear equivalent of a claymore mine, or else the world's most powerful shotgun.

      So he wanted to just make really, really sure that anyone standing next to the bomb did in fact die?

      Don't be silly. He wanted to know how NOT to injure our robot overlords.

    4. Re:Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by dsmall · · Score: 1

      Oh, goodness, a nuclear pipe bomb? No, they were looking into the curious fact that things extremely close to the zero point did *not* melt or vaporize.

      I'm sorry, 20/20 hindsight shows me that not everyone is familiar with Lew Allen's experiments. Lew did many things with his career such as be director of the JPL and Sec'y of the Air Force. In "Project Orion", by George Dyson (Freeman's son), ISBN 0-8050-7284-5, ch.8, irreverently titled "Lew Allen's Balls", Lew is described hanging discs 3-4 feet across and 6-8 inches high, and spheres covered with graphite, at the base of "shot" towers.

      Quoting Dyson directly, "The surprise result -- and one of the germs of Orion -- was that some of the spheres were propelled farther than could be explained by blast effect alone."
      Dyson goes on to explain that some tests were with spheres made of plastic 100 feet from 15-25 kt. Iron spheres were within 150,000 Kelvin temperature of the fireball. They survived. Many are still at the test site.

      'It was Lew Allen's experiments that helped to convince Ted Taylor that Orion was feasible. "Bring able to preserve things that were within twenty feet from the center of the explosion of tens of kilotons, was a big surprise to a lot of people." '

      I strongly recommend "Project Orion" (and the History Channel's DVD of it). Very good stuff.

          -- thanks,

              Dave Small

    5. Re:Hit asteroid with "slap" very repeatedly. by dsmall · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm having one of those days where I can't find a reference book (dammit!) ... sorry ...

      What you want is "The Curve of Binding Energy" by John McPhee, (ISBN 0374515980) which is the story of Ted Taylor. In it Taylor describes digging tunnels with directed nuclear explosives. I recall him muttering that this isn't done because of incredible conservatism in civil engineering. Taylor also says that such explosives can be tuned up and down the electromagnetic band.

      Ted Taylor has been described as the best designer of nuclear weapons that the U.S. ever had, so he probably would know.

      "Project Orion" by George Dyson (ISBN 0805072845) has a nice diagram on pp. 113 of a sample "pulse unit" that's setup to direct its energy mostly at the pusher plate. Taylor did that design. It's a 1 kiloton design for outer space, but it's not hard to imagine it set up for nuclear digging.

      One problem you're going to run into with "channeled radiation" and so forth is that classification people get touchy in this area. It's known that channeled soft X-rays from the primary fission device help set off a series of steps that trigger the secondary fusion device in modern hydrogen bombs (see, for example, 'The Making of the Atomic Bomb', 'The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb', both by Richard Rhodes, and Wikipedia). The precise details are not talked about. Freeman Dyson and Ted Taylor have to not discuss certain areas of "Project Orion" and they say so. Stuff like opacities of materials which are critical to Orion have other applications and they stay classified.

      And George Dyson carefully notes that the Atomic Energy Act of 1946 (as amended in 1954)forces his Appendix to be incomplete. If you haven't looked at the "Born Classified" aspects of the AEC act, you should. It's quite amazing.

      I hope these sources help.

        -- thanks,

                Dave Small

  65. The power of Faith by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't we just send up a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses with pamphlets? I have seen even the biggest, strongest men hide behind the sofa when just one of them is at the door; it shouldn't take more than, say, ten to make an average sized asteroid go away.

    1. Re:The power of Faith by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the display of religious intolerance.

    2. Re:The power of Faith by jandersen · · Score: 1

      This is not religious intolerance - it is called humour. I don't mind Jehovah's Witnesses, as long as they don't come and bother me. Religious intolerance is when religious people are intolerant of non-believers, as far as I know.

  66. whatcouldgowrong by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Er, maybe I just read "Rings of Ice" at a too impressionable age.

    Never mind.

  67. Best way to stop an asteroid... by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    The best way to stop an asteroid is to crash your planet into it. On the other hand, if you want to deflect it, nukes might be a way to go. Though I like the idea of using mirrors better.

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  68. Tractor beam + warp bubble=success , .maybe by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

    I'd fly a warp capable starship (ent - D) to intercept the asteroid, then stretch the warp bubble generated from the engaged warp engines, around the asteroid so it will 'weigh' less. Then, use a tractor beam to shove it out of the way.

    1. Re:Tractor beam + warp bubble=success , .maybe by Kgee · · Score: 1

      I read that as "bubble wrap"

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    2. Re:Tractor beam + warp bubble=success , .maybe by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

      Imagine all the melted bubble wrap in our atmosphere as the asteroid destroys us.

  69. Neither, we'll mine it with mimes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mimes I tell you, Mimes!!!

  70. Yes by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

    E = 1/2 mv^2

    v = (2 * E / m)^0.5

    That gives you a deltav of about 141 m/s.

    Converting 1% of the nuke's energy might also be a pretty big if. A nuke produces lots of x-ray radiation... it takes an atmosphere to absorb it and turn that into a big fireball, and shockwaves and what not. It's not at all clear to me that a significant portion of a nuke's output will get converted into kinetic energy.

  71. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bruce Willis died saving earth using nukes. I say go for it.

  72. unfortunately by speedtux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was a nefarious excuse to put nuclear weapons in space.

    Unfortunately, it looks like a hidden agenda is behind quite a bit of space policy.

    Space solar power (now abandoned) was another attempt at getting weapons into space: collecting solar energy in space makes no economic sense, but it does make sense as an excuse to get a giant, city busting energy weapon into space.

    Nuclear propulsion is another such attempt: it makes no sense for solar system exploration, but it does make sense as an excuse to get atom bombs into space.

    1. Re:unfortunately by koollman · · Score: 1

      Even if I agree with a high potential of hidden agenda ... why would any of these two ideas
      would be 'bad' and/or useless/senseless ? (say, if used by the Utopian Space Agency Of Goodness).

      There is a lot of solar power in space, and it does make sense to me to find ways to use
      it. And Nuclear power is a currently good way to get a lot of energy, except it tends
      to kill people if used on Earth ... but in space, it does seem interesting.

      (I am not a rocket scientist, a disguised government agent or a tinfoil-wearing paranoid.
      But you don't have to believe me)

  73. A few points to consider by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I should add that the primary threat such an asteroid would pose are environmental, and not directly related to the amount of energy released by the blast. The threat is that dust from the impact would block light from the sun, cooling the earth and killing off plat and animal life. Alternatively, the danger is that it would produce tsunami stile waves that could wipe out costal life. Obviously, it is best if the asteroid is never able to touch the ground. I might also point that a very large blast is not much of a threat if it is too far above the surface of the earth.

    1. Re:A few points to consider by bcmm · · Score: 1
      You assume an asteroid has to hit the surface to do serious damage.
      .

      I might also point that a very large blast is not much of a threat if it is too far above the surface of the earth.

      I presume you refer to the blast of a disintegrating asteroid (the nuclear stuff would all happen thousands of kilometres away).

      The atmosphere is thin. There is no "far above the surface". Imagine the Tunguska Event occurring over a populated area. The most popular theory has a 15Mt explosion (approximately Hiroshima) happening 5-10 kilometres up, caused by something as small as 50 metres across.

      The object responsible for the Cretaceous-Tertiary event, which is everyone's favourite worst-case mass-extinction nasty, was most likely about 10 kilometres across, so (plenty of) city-flattening 50-metre fragments seem pretty believable.

      You do not really want to blow the asteroid to bits if you can possibly avoid doing so. I should also point out that many asteroids are not hard enough to embed a missile in, and many will need to be pushed really quite gently if they are not to break up.

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  74. Asteroid McAlmont by Po6oT · · Score: 1
    Alternative asteroid prevention methods...

    Asteroid McAlmont

  75. Capture without orbital insertion ... by hicksw · · Score: 1

    ... can be arranged -- crash it into the Moon.

    A small one might become near-surface metal ore for lunar mining.

    A large one could de-circularise the Moon's orbit a bit, increasing the potential for tidal power.

    We might even get lucky and end up with a pretty ring, like Saturn.

    1. Re:Capture without orbital insertion ... by qopax · · Score: 1

      The potential for space-tourism is immense!

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    2. Re:Capture without orbital insertion ... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      You're missing the logistics here - put this in a 2D perspective - say you're sitting at the pin end of a bowling alley with a BB gun and a bowling ball of some known weight and angle is rolled down the alley at you and at some point you notice and begin shooting trying to redirect it. Now you also, say, have a 5 year old try to hurl another bowling ball 20 feet from the side and hit the ball coming at you. As the ball comes towards you and the other from the side, you are proposing that you redirect the one coming at you into the path of the one thrown rather than trying to redirect it into the gutter. I personally would be madly shooting the bowling ball and hoping I could redirect it into the gutter and consider it hitting the moon as an acceptable bout of luck (if it didn't irradiate the earth).

      Trying to redirect something like the 6 mile wide rock that wiped out the dinosaurs would probably be like shooting a BB gun at a bowling ball the size of a beach ball - you're probably not going to have much luck with it unless you have a lot of time. To make matters worse, many large asteroids have moons which may cause problems with targeting and hitting the asteroid itself.

  76. Maybe, but the allegation is stupid. by raehl · · Score: 1

    Using asteroid defense as an excuse to put nukes in space defeats the purpose of having nukes in space.

    The power of nuclear weapons isn't the destruction, it's the THREAT of destruction. If we're going to put nukes in space to blow up stuff on earth, we want to make sure everyone knows that we have nukes in space to blow up stuff on earth. You're not going to convince your enemy that you have the ability to hit them first and that their first strike would be completely ineffective if your enemy doesn't know you have the nukes in space....

    So if no one knows they are there and that they are there to blow up stuff on earth if necessary, what's the point?

    1. Re:Maybe, but the allegation is stupid. by mea37 · · Score: 1

      ...the entire point of a doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?

    2. Re:Maybe, but the allegation is stupid. by Tejin · · Score: 1

      You know how the president likes his surprises...

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  77. Use it to cut down on global warming by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    If you have the power (actually delta-v) to put it into orbit, why not put it at the L1 point between the Sun and the Earth. Then, send a solar powered rock grinding machine to gradually reduce it to a fine powder. Slowly spray the powder into space (very easy because of the asteroid's negligible gravity) and you'll directly block out the sun. If the powder is fine enough, a few thousand cubic meters of rock should be enough to create a dust cloud hundred's of kilometers square. That'll be enough to reduce incident solar radiation a few percent (enough to compensate for global warming).

    Of course the cloud will gradually blow away after a few years of solar wind, so you'll need to keep the machine going. This is a safety feature, you don't want this to be permanent!

  78. Convert the asteroid's spin to kinetic energy by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    If the asteroid has any appreciable spin it should be possible to convert it to into kinetic energy to move it off course.

    Land a spacecraft at the asteroid's "equator". Extend a long tower/cable into space such that the end is considerably past the asteroid's "geo-sync" point. Securely attach the end of this tower/cable to the asteroid (may require just running a long cable around the entire equator). Get some robots to start collecting, digging up or mining asteroidal material.

    The bigger the asteroid (and harder to move) the more rotational energy it will have to move it. Of course you need lots of time (like most methods).
    Now, just like the speculative "space elevators" proposed for earth, transport the material up the tower/cable. Carefully timing the release of it from the space will send the material in one direction and the asteroid in another. Not fast but could be quite cheap; this system may not even need solar power because some power could be generated by the material as it is slung off beyond the geo-sync point.

  79. Let's do what we did last time by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Send up Bruce Willis in one of the two secret spare space shuttles. Give him a rough and tumble oil drilling crew and some suit case nuke. BAM! Done....

    But this time, let's have Liv in a bikini or some lingerie.

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  80. Nuke the whales! by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Nuke the whales!

  81. don't bring "mass", use what's there by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    Although this is probably the best way to use nukes, the problem is in the sentence "Anything that has mass". How much polyethelyne will be required? You're using an extremely powerful energy source but coupling that with a mechanism that needs you to deliver a lot of mass to the asteroid (which is very expensive) to make it effective. Otherwise, with just a little plastic the conversion of nuclear energy to kinetic energy just won't be efficient.

    A more efficient use of the (nuclear) energy in the weapons would be to set a reactor down on the surface and use the electricity generated it to power an accelerator to fire bits of the asteroid away. It would, however, take a long time of course (as well as add a lot of complexity). Another idea would be to use the shaped nuclear charge as you previously described but with dug up asteroidal material (couple tons of rocks brought up from the surface by robots?) instead of mass brought from earth. Vaporized rock might not be as good as plastic at absorbing soft X-rays but you could use a lot more. (You'd need radiation hardened robots of course to do this more than once).

    Of course you could always forgo the nukes and use my idea for converting the spin rotation of the asteroid into kinetic energy (see comment below).

  82. What Happens If.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its not an an asteroid, its a space ship shaped like a rock???

    then we are intergalactically screwed.

  83. I propose by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    I propose a security through obscurity approach. When we know an asteroid comes our way, we do a massive blackout so the asteroind won't hit us.

  84. Next century, not decade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hopefully people are not mislead by the post -- it says "next decade", while the article writes "next century" is when the powerful new telescopes will be operational.

  85. The Asteriod Deflection Research Center... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The great minds are pooling together to save us from impending doom...

    Engineering researcher seeks answers to asteroid deflection

  86. All we have to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See if we can use the Goa'uld cargo ship's hyperdrive to generate a window the size of the asteroid and sustain it just long enough to pass right through Earth.

    It's happened before.

  87. Pfft. rouge asteroids. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Nice asteroids pinch.

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  88. Obligatory Mr. Show reference by Gage+With+Union · · Score: 1
    We're earthlings, let's blow up earth things!

    "American can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
    "And we'll do it during a full moon so we make sure we get it all"

  89. Huh, Next century for asteroid tracking? by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

    The article says "in the next century" new telescopes will come online to track these threating asteroids. I really doubt it's going to take until the 22nd century for these telescopes to arrive. Don't they mean this century?

  90. Two Percent by PMuse · · Score: 1

    The probability of an unacceptable collision in this century is ~2%.

    Wow! Two percent is a huge number. I'm not sure how that "unacceptable" relates to these cases, but numbers in the range of whole percentage points are well above my personal something-must-be-done threshold.

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  91. Nukes are the way to go by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 3, Informative

    I saw a presentation by the group behind this report. Using a nuke to divert an asteroid is not a crazy idea. They basically explode the nuke and cause a debris cloud of dust and gravel from the surface of the asteroid that provides the thrust to divert it.

    They did very detailed simulations and it is very doubtful that the asteroid would break up like in the sci-fi shows... The parts that see the explosion break up into itty-bitty pieces and flow around the asteroid like a liquid... the interior of the asteroid remains intact. This is true for many different models of asteroid composition.

    Schweickart makes the over-the-top claim that the study report is trying to push some secret nukes in space agenda. This is pure conjecture on his part. If he would have put his giant astronaut ego aside and spoke to the people who did the report he would have found out that it was done by people who had a strong aversion to nukes, and that the panel had initially tried to leave out the nuclear option or marginalize it for political reasons. But they were persuaded by the strength of the science in the nuclear advocates' arguments.

    I was convinced... and I am a Pugwasher pacifist... and the people I know on the committee who were persuaded are also of the same ilk. But when you look at the analysis, you see that nukes do work. And in terms of energy imparted to the asteroid compared to launch mass, nothing else comes remotely close to the efficiency of nukes (E=mc^2 and all that.)

    Yeah nukes are awful things. But so are ICBMs... and ICBMs are the basis for most of the launch vehicles used for peaceful space exploration. Why not beat swords into plowshares and start developing some asteroid-stopping nukes?

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    1. Re:Nukes are the way to go by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And in terms of energy imparted to the asteroid compared to launch mass, nothing else comes remotely close to the efficiency of nukes (E=mc^2 and all that.)

      This suggests the question, is it necessary to have that level of efficiency?

      Yeah nukes are awful things. But so are ICBMs... and ICBMs are the basis for most of the launch vehicles used for peaceful space exploration.

      Unfortunately, it's more the other way around. The justification for having a space program has always been the military benefit. The space shuttle was redesigned to carry military payloads. Lessons learned from rocket programs led to the successful development of the ICBM...

      However, I don't really care if we weaponize space (I see it as a foregone conclusion anyway, sorry) if that's what it takes to get us in to space in a more major way.

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    2. Re:Nukes are the way to go by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      This suggests the question, is it necessary to have that level of efficiency?

      Yes. It takes a huge amount of energy to divert an asteroid, and launching a huge mass to delivery that energy to the asteroid would cost lots of money and take multiple launches of the biggest rockets we have unless you use nukes.

      Unfortunately, it's more the other way around. The justification for having a space program has always been the military benefit....

      The US space program started out has a civilian program, run by civilian scientists as part of the international geophysical year. Eisenhower went to great pains to avoid the program as being seen as a military one by the soviets because he didn't want them to claim violations of their airspace when satellites flew overhead.

      The Space Act that formed NASA clearly stated that it was to be a civilian agency to pursue peaceful exploration of space with primarily educational and scientific goals. The UN space treaty forbids the weaponization of space. (Although W pulled out of this, so it no longer applies to the US).

      By the way, because of this the US has two space programs... one is the civilian program run by NASA, the other is a black space program run by the DOD with as big or bigger budget as NASA's. Some people at the DOD want to do all sorts of scary things from space... but those pinky-and-the-brain-esque schemes are separate form NASA.

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  92. Well by bragolach · · Score: 0

    Apparently there are only 2 known asteroids out there that are large enough to penetrate our protective shield of space junk that encircles our planet. And one of those is Pluto.

  93. Options by slapout · · Score: 1

    I guess we could just ask them nicely to not hit us.
    Or perhaps we could move the planet out of the way until it passes.

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  94. Solar Sails by cynagh0st · · Score: 1

    In case you didn't know what he was talking about (and since I never actually saw this mentioned) his solution is almost certainly solar sails. It looks like a big fan in space that you literally ram into an asteroid and allow it to gently push it off course. Tow evokes the wrong mental image of the space shuttle hitching up to an asteroid to drag it out to space. It's not some brand new idea either. The Russians and Japanese have their own programs. I think Russian's solar sail program suffered a setback due to a launch failure or a crash. JAXA had some success in 2004 where they deployed two solar-sail types mock-ups for testing. They hype is: According to information posted on the Web site of The Planetary Society, which is arranging a separate solar sail mission, solar sails could accelerate continuously, theoretically achieving speeds of up to 160,000 kilometers per hour over a period of three years. (http://www.space.com/spacenews/archive04/jaxaarch_081704.html)

  95. Launching heavy stuff...rails, mass & humans? by lpq · · Score: 1

    Uh....maybe it would be more practical to launch that type of mass from the moon?

    I.e. -- What's the feasibility of extracting the needed mass from the moon and using rockets to launch from there?

    Certainly the moon would be close enough. 1/6th gravity, so only 3 Ares-V rockets to launch the same mass?

    However -- instead of applying that thrust to another mass...what would be the effect of attaching one or more rockets to the incoming asteroid? Could that thrust change the asteroid's direction? Is it possible to limit the amount of thrust so that the asteroid wouldn't be likely to break up?

    If we had reached the "asteroid belt"...the cost of accelerating a mass from there would be small -- not much gravity to overcome.

    If we had the tech -- what about moving several asteroids from the asteroid belt into earth, lunar or solar orbit -- so if we needed a large mass, we could toss one or more of the asteroids we've stored for that purpose at the incoming rock? Seems like all of these might be possible (but expensive and slow to setup) given our current tech -- but might give best possibility of deflecting a problem.

    Or is this just too expensive to make sense?

    Certainly there are others who agree with Hawkings that it is only a matter of time before an extinction level event hits earth again -- and that the only way for humans to survive it is by populating other planets or satellites in our solar system.

    As for launching *mass* from the earth -- we need to develop something besides chemical rockets -- chemical fuel is limited and expensive to produce. The space elevator is one option -- though it has alot of problems, not the least of which it would be extremely vulnerable to terrorist attack.

    But...a rail-gun could be used to launch mass (not likely humans) -- with the energy being electrical energy -- it could be recharged/powered via solar.

    For getting humans launched -- what would be the hypothetical effect of launching humans via a rail-gun -- but for
    the launch phase, have the humans suspended in water where our "weight" was near zero? Would that allow humans to survive such G-factors?

    Curious...

  96. Let's colonise all these stars we see in the night by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Even if we become capable of protecting our home planet against asteroids, we are doomed as our civilisation has an expiration date which is due soon, considering Yellowstone's history of eruptions. Next time you go to see the geysers there remember that what is under this strange hot thing there has the capability to destroy all of us and in fact monitoring shows us that the underground magma is moving upwards.

    Supervolcanoes killed nearly all of us 74 000 years ago, and we are all descendants of the few survivors, which explains our low DNA variation. Dinosaurs may have got extinct by volcanism too, and the asteroid that most people think killed them may have only killed the few survivors after the volcanism.

    Many things in this world are uncertain, but there is one thing which we can be absolutely certain about: the death of our species as long as we keep living on Earth. Even if we hit an incoming asteroid, we will die from a supervolcano, and even if we manage to survive that we will cause nuclear winter nevertheless thanks to our stupidity.

    The only reasonable thing to do when faced with so many dangers is to get out of here as soon as possible: Invest in spacecraft and research new propulsion techniques and life support technologies, so that we can colonise the Moon and Mars within a short timeframe. With one planet we are all doomed to extinction, either by asteroid, by volcanism, or war. With two or more planets to call home we can survive asteroids and volcanism, and maybe war if we don't invent any planetary-scale nuclear warheard. Of course a gamma ray burst, mini black hole randomly travelling around, or our own sun's death may still eradicate all of us even if we colonise the entire solar system, but this is solved easily by colonising more star systems once we invent even better propulsion systems and even better life support. The only possibilities we may find no solution for are war (if we get the technology to travel to the stars, some military people will surely find a way to nuke distant star systems as well!) and the heat death of the universe (but this isn't certain, therefore leaving only war as the only non-solvable threat to our civilisation).

  97. Tax the world by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    If we develop the technology to save Earth from asteroids, and one endangers us, and a state (let's say the US) saves the whole planet by hitting it, then it wouldn't be unreasonable to say that the state which did so would have the right to ask for payment or something akin to taxes from other states, since hitting the asteroid saved them and their economy as well (it's no different that the service a military provides to a state). With this in mind, developing anti-asteroid technology could prove a lucrative income for whoever does so first!

  98. Gotta have a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During the cold war, the evil was "the communists". Then everyone realized that the majority of Russians were normal non-threatening people.

    At the moment, the evil-threat-of-the-day is "the terrorists". Now, it may now seem like it at the moment, but the day will come when everyone realizes that the majority of Arabs are normal non-threatening people, too.

    After people that fly planes into buildings and blow themselves up in busy markets, it's going to be pretty hard to top this with another credible human evil-threat-of-the-day.

    So.... introducing the next evil (but the government will protect you) threat: asteroids!

  99. nuke 'em ? by KingBenny · · Score: 0

    with what? i heard somewhere the best way was to attach rockets and push them in a different orbit ? no?

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