What people don't know is that the RHIC has been generating 'strangelets' for years - They're the catalyst that allows for the creation of Oscar Meyer CheezDogs(TM) from a horrid amalgam of eyes, ears, feet, horns, and genitalia of a variety of farm animals.
What struck me as particularly odd about this story is that I always thought a 'strangelet' was a turd with an unusual color.
And don't forget the Vogon Constructor Fleet! I see that the author cleverly dodged a direct mention of that inevitable occurance in item 18. Personally, I can't wait to be demolished in favor of a Hyperspatial Bypass.
So, this rat-bastard wants five grand in exchange for the use of a piece of clear plastic not larger than my hand. And we wonder why this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
If I wanted to keep my Visor Deluxe in a Ziploc Sandwich Bag(TM), I wouldn't run the risk of being hit up for $5000.35...but then it'd smell like a tuna salad sandwich. Yellow and Blue make Green, man!
Waiter? Can I get some tort reform with that?
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What people don't know is that the RHIC has been generating 'strangelets' for years - They're the catalyst that allows for the creation of Oscar Meyer CheezDogs(TM) from a horrid amalgam of eyes, ears, feet, horns, and genitalia of a variety of farm animals. What struck me as particularly odd about this story is that I always thought a 'strangelet' was a turd with an unusual color. And don't forget the Vogon Constructor Fleet! I see that the author cleverly dodged a direct mention of that inevitable occurance in item 18. Personally, I can't wait to be demolished in favor of a Hyperspatial Bypass.
So, this rat-bastard wants five grand in exchange for the use of a piece of clear plastic not larger than my hand. And we wonder why this country is going to hell in a handbasket. If I wanted to keep my Visor Deluxe in a Ziploc Sandwich Bag(TM), I wouldn't run the risk of being hit up for $5000.35...but then it'd smell like a tuna salad sandwich. Yellow and Blue make Green, man! Waiter? Can I get some tort reform with that?