Presumably Earth's atmosphere is just too thin to support weather systems of that longevity, although it's hard to think of a good scaling argument for why the size, thickness, mass et cetera of the atmosphere should dictate the scale of the duration of events in it. I have read, although I cannot find a link today, that storms on Earth fail when they cross land. Jupiter having little/no equivilent, storms persist.
It is unlikely that things will be better where you are going. Most local governments provide a monopoly to a single cable company...you can get DSL but, if you want cable, you're likely stuck with whatever company is currently in the good graces of your town council.
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Here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_emblems_programs_(Boy_Scouts_of_America) is a handy little link listing the various religious emblems boy scouts can earn. Note the vast array of Christian sects like Baha'i, Buddist, Hindu, Islam, Jewish and Zoroastrian.
Loose your bile all you want but at least make a tiny effort to be accurate with it.
And how do you know that there is not profit sharing all along the line? Do you work for Rockstar?
It is unlikely that things will be better where you are going. Most local governments provide a monopoly to a single cable company...you can get DSL but, if you want cable, you're likely stuck with whatever company is currently in the good graces of your town council.