did he spend the entire year just sitting on his ass waiting for his "sponsor" to pay him, or did he start some shitty e-business and actually work some or all of the year??
I'd be more than willing to go into space, but i have two conditions.
1. I would never have to hear or see any mention of microsoft, or bill gates and their shitty products
2. I require my space ship and future home on another planet or space station to be made entirely out of lego's.
that is all. other than that you have yourself a guine pig.
unfortunately, there are way to many senile old people with LOTS of money, and they'd be the people that could afford to buy some young bimbo and have their brain transplanted into them.
I can't help but think of MST3K and the Atomic Brain.
wow...lets just hope that never comes true. i shudder at the thought of the brain of an old nasty lady in a young ladies body. (but it isn't really inhumain, because the ditzy blond didn't have much of a brain anyways.)
I know of quite a few people especially in politics that could use a good brain transplant. or at least some new conections made to the part of the brain that makes you realize "oh yeah, duh, i'm an ass hole. thats why i smell so bad, and when ever i speak people everywhere shudder"
I think it would be better to have a system of the pipes from futurama. they would be usable by even the encredibly people on earth (unfortuantely that's the majority)
the only drawback i can think of, is...what if someone farts, a really loud and especially smelly one?
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did he spend the entire year just sitting on his ass waiting for his "sponsor" to pay him, or did he start some shitty e-business and actually work some or all of the year??
what do you think something like that would sell for? Do you think any normal person could ever purchase it?
there's other crap in the water, and also preasure....don't you know anything? go back to high school chemestry you fat cow.
oh...wait...never mind....high school doesn't allow farm animals...maybe thats why you're so fucking stupid.
but the most important quiestion is....does it have a robot parot for its robot penis???
(insert penis bird icon here)
ha!
I'd be more than willing to go into space, but i have two conditions.
1. I would never have to hear or see any mention of microsoft, or bill gates and their shitty products
2. I require my space ship and future home on another planet or space station to be made entirely out of lego's.
that is all. other than that you have yourself a guine pig.
(i'm negotiable with the legos, but firm on #1!)
unfortunately, there are way to many senile old people with LOTS of money, and they'd be the people that could afford to buy some young bimbo and have their brain transplanted into them.
I can't help but think of MST3K and the Atomic Brain.
wow...lets just hope that never comes true. i shudder at the thought of the brain of an old nasty lady in a young ladies body. (but it isn't really inhumain, because the ditzy blond didn't have much of a brain anyways.)
I know of quite a few people especially in politics that could use a good brain transplant. or at least some new conections made to the part of the brain that makes you realize "oh yeah, duh, i'm an ass hole. thats why i smell so bad, and when ever i speak people everywhere shudder"
they taste good too!
I think it would be better to have a system of the pipes from futurama. they would be usable by even the encredibly people on earth (unfortuantely that's the majority)
the only drawback i can think of, is...what if someone farts, a really loud and especially smelly one?
me
I am the BOOGER, Koo koo kachoo!!