User: TheRealSteveDallas

Fill the car with bees

On: Ask Slashdot: Protecting Tech Gear From Smash-and-Grab Theft?

All you have to carry is that little smoke can so you can put them to sleep while you drive.

I thought they would have gone with Fireman

On: Time's Person of the Year Is "The Protester"

or maybe Marching Band Leader

Why bother when we can just track your phone?

On: Plate Readers Abound in DC Area, With Little Regard For Privacy

Make sure to update all your personal info on FB too so we don't have to work too hard to identify your less vocal friends.