Our Father which art in Redmond,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy Kingdom come, on Slashdot as it is in Redmond
Give us this day our daily Bootup,
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Linux:
For thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the Glory, for ever. Amen.
I'll do just that. Thank you for your time, OSS. I can only pray to God that I will have the strength to get through this period in my life. It will be difficult to wave goodbye to 22-repliers (on one of my other accounts) and the like, but I shall satisfy myself with the knowledge that any replies I do get are genuine and warm. In real life, I shall send out an Olive branch to my mother, and perhaps think about the opposite sex as well. It would be good to find love within the bounds of a stable and loving relationship. It will be good to find out what love is, rather than hate.
When are people going to realise that WIPO is a load of shite? The only solution is to put the job in the hands of a responsible body, such as Microsoft. Corporatisation is the only answer.
Windows 2000. The choice of the next generation, and a next generation choice.
The only reason you fantasise about 133t j03 being homosexual (quite untrue, BTW) is because then he would be willing to screw you, and you would enjoy it.
You are jealous of the stable of adoring femmes that j03 services on a daily basis.
Well, nomatter how you try, you will never turn j03 into a faggot, so you'll need to take your dreams elsewhere.
Don't you get it? Everybody is Signal 11. The whole of the/. readership is Signal 11. He suffers from a multiple personality disorder, and has 250000 different identities. You are Signal 11, you just don't realise it. The only people who aren't Signal 11 are 133t j03 and I. This is one of the many things which make 133t j03 so incredibly 133t.
I have no need of Barbie dolls (unlike you, it seems). And who said anything about being funny? I'm merely a Fan. I'm paying homage to the Troll master. You should too. You will feel better when you admit that:
For God sake, Julia Roberts. I wish you'd stop stalkling me just for a few minutes. I know you find the fact that I'm slightly associated with 133t j03 a real turn on, but I've shagged you three times today already!
I'm afraid 133t j03 turns his nose up at your ugliness, however, so just drop it! I'm not going to introduce you to him nomatter how much you spread your legs for me or beg. Now leave me alone.
Your pathetic, malicious and patently false rumours shall not bring down the Great, the Wonderful, the Adored, 133t j03. You can rant & rave on the sidelines as much as you like - the fact remains that 133t j03 took fp'ing and Trolling to new heights. He turned them into an Artform, one might say.
And when it comes to your accusations of Homosexuality, despite the evidence to the contrary, it sounds like what the Psychologists call 'projection'. You are projecting your own personality traits and insecurities onto 133t j03.
133t j03 bestrides this world like a Trolling Collosus, Fucker!
This 133t j03 hater (how could one hate 133t j03? The mind boggles) is tortured and twisted with jealousy because 133t j03 got r00t with both his Mother and his Wife within ten minutes.
He is jealous of 133t j03's Porsche, Ferrari, H4x0r1ng business, millionaire status, willing female partners (most of them Chanel models) etc etc
He wants to defame and usurp 133t j03. But he won't! Why? Because:
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Our Father which art in Redmond,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy Kingdom come, on Slashdot as it is in Redmond
Give us this day our daily Bootup,
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Linux:
For thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the Glory, for ever. Amen.
God Bless you, Open Source Sloth.
Windows 2000. The choice of the next generation, and a next generation choice.
It has no place here.
The only reason you fantasise about 133t j03 being homosexual (quite untrue, BTW) is because then he would be willing to screw you, and you would enjoy it.
You are jealous of the stable of adoring femmes that j03 services on a daily basis.
Well, nomatter how you try, you will never turn j03 into a faggot, so you'll need to take your dreams elsewhere.
Don't you get it? Everybody is Signal 11. The whole of the /. readership is Signal 11. He suffers from a multiple personality disorder, and has 250000 different identities. You are Signal 11, you just don't realise it. The only people who aren't Signal 11 are 133t j03 and I. This is one of the many things which make 133t j03 so incredibly 133t.
I have no need of Barbie dolls (unlike you, it seems). And who said anything about being funny? I'm merely a Fan. I'm paying homage to the Troll master. You should too. You will feel better when you admit that:
I'm afraid 133t j03 turns his nose up at your ugliness, however, so just drop it! I'm not going to introduce you to him nomatter how much you spread your legs for me or beg. Now leave me alone.
Thou art a twit. Thou art a fool for not reckognising j03's 133tn355. Bow before j03. For he is King of Kings.
Your pathetic, malicious and patently false rumours shall not bring down the Great, the Wonderful, the Adored, 133t j03. You can rant & rave on the sidelines as much as you like - the fact remains that 133t j03 took fp'ing and Trolling to new heights. He turned them into an Artform, one might say.
And when it comes to your accusations of Homosexuality, despite the evidence to the contrary, it sounds like what the Psychologists call 'projection'. You are projecting your own personality traits and insecurities onto 133t j03.
133t j03 bestrides this world like a Trolling Collosus, Fucker!
And don't you forget it.
This 133t j03 hater (how could one hate 133t j03? The mind boggles) is tortured and twisted with jealousy because 133t j03 got r00t with both his Mother and his Wife within ten minutes.
He is jealous of 133t j03's Porsche, Ferrari, H4x0r1ng business, millionaire status, willing female partners (most of them Chanel models) etc etc
He wants to defame and usurp 133t j03. But he won't! Why? Because: