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  1. W.T.F? on Negroponte says Linux too 'Fat' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Um, I run Linux on a laptop with a 500 MHz processor and 128 MB RAM.

    As long as you're not running Eclipse or OpenOffice, it's Good Enough (TM) to get work done.

  2. U.S. Government says science "load of hooey" on FDA Questions Swedish Cell Phone Cancer Study · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is anyone here old enough to remember how long it took the government to recognize tobacco as a health risk?

  3. Re:It's Happening Now People on America's War on the Web · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Presidential Committee for Faith-Based Paleontology can give you a clue.

  4. Re:A good reason to dump ActiveX on MS Gives 60-Day Deadline to Web Devs · · Score: 1

    That's what your program does.

    Now estimate the difficulty of making a not-so-nice ActiveX control, and think about what it could do with the same level of access to your signing key, especially in jurisdictions where digital signatures are legally binding.

  5. Re:A good reason to dump ActiveX on MS Gives 60-Day Deadline to Web Devs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is good how? A random web page can pop up an ActiveX control that will use your private key to sign something?

    Sounds REALLY SECURE.

    (Especially since users ALWAYS click "OK" whenever any kind of dialog box pops up.)

  6. Re:Is this review in error? on The Science of Secrecy · · Score: 1

    Yup. The folks who get credit for inventing RSA were conveniently named Rivest, Shamir, and Adelman.

  7. Re:its not the software on Open-Source Router to Take on Cisco? · · Score: 1

    True. Networking is one area where Moore's Law doesn't help make software solutions more viable in time, because data rates keep going up. By the time software routing gets fast enough to handle routing of 1Gb/sec networks, everyone will be switching to 10 Gb/sec.

  8. My browser can beat up your browser! on Firefox Community, Sickly Out of Control · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yeah, well, you're ugly!

  9. Compare and contrast on OSS Not Ready for Prime Time in Education? · · Score: 1

    Linux: Needs an administrator with at least 2^8 functioning brain cells.

    Windows: Needs an administrator with experience in practicing voodoo.

  10. Hmm on Software Development's Evolution towards Product Design · · Score: 2, Funny

    So why is it that all these engineers wrote all of their ancient programs in COBOL?

    Hmm???

  11. Old code on How Do You Store Your Previously-Written Code? · · Score: 0, Troll

    The best way to save it is "rm -rf". Honestly, if you are happy with a piece of code today, two or three years from now you'll put a brown paper bag over your head if you look at it again.

    This is something called "learning".

  12. Yes, we are all infected on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 1

    That is why we actively seek out the smell of cat urine.

    (And this is only funny if you RTFA.)

  13. Alternate title on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 3, Funny

    "An Introduction to the SKY.NET API"

    Hasta la vista, baby.

  14. Re:Other reports on Google to Create a Private Internet Alternative? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will Google be using the RFC 3251 standard for electricity distribution?

  15. I don't get it on Beyond Java · · Score: 0

    Java is a bad language because servlets are a pain?

    Wow, that's like saying C++ is a bad language because Outlook sucks.

  16. Re:Russia isn't the issue on US Missile Shield already Defeated? · · Score: 1
    Such nukes would probably just barely be able to reach the US, and certainly would not have any fancy zig-zagging capabilities.


    Unless the North Koreans spent a couple of extra bucks and bought the technology from Russia.

  17. Re:Copy of a post I made yesterday... on Why Google in China Makes Sense · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that I'm not evil?

  18. Re:The real difference between humans and machines on The Semantics Differentiation of Minds and Machines · · Score: 1

    It had a point. You obviously should have shut down before the crash occurred.

  19. The real difference between humans and machines on The Semantics Differentiation of Minds and Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    When a human makes a mistake, it immediately pours massive processing power into either formulating arguments about why it's not a mistake or finding someone else to blame for it.

    Machines tend not to do this.

  20. ARRRRR!!!! on Piracy Setup Discovered in WV Capitol Building · · Score: 1

    Shiver me timbers!!! They've caught Peg-Leg Pete, the most famous pirate on the Appalacian Main!!!

    Blow the man down!

  21. Re:Pigs like that will be easier prey on Taiwan Breeds Transgenic, Fluorescent Green Pigs · · Score: 2, Funny

    The pigs are just an excuse. Once the countryside is ravaged by fluorescent green pigs, Monsanto will make billions selling stealthy black velociraptors to hunt them.

    At least, that's their plan.

  22. Simple solution on Getting Off NetHack? · · Score: 1

    Get her a T-shirt with the letter 'n' on it. Get yourself a t-shirt with '@' on it.

  23. An interesting look at the whole issue on Microsoft vs. Computer Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA: "...Microsoft is still the dominatrix of the desktop..."

    Yeah, baby. Tie me to your platform and make me pay.

  24. Re:Denial: Not just a river in Egypt on Switching to Windows, Not as Easy as You Think · · Score: 1

    Yup, Windows XP is really a big step forward in functionality, now that it includes all of the missing features like compilers, decent text editors, spreadsheets, databases, and image editing software, all for FREE.

    Way to go, MSFT! Take a bow!

    (Or am I confused here?)

  25. This is the path of true wisdom on Demise of C++? · · Score: 1

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