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  1. Re:XBox Kinect: An NSA wet dream and . . . on The Spy In Our Living Room · · Score: 1

    Yes, like I said, useless for gaming.

  2. Re:Only if it is connected to a network on The Spy In Our Living Room · · Score: 1

    Why do you assume that non networked devices don't surveil you? Logging is all that's required, especially if said log can be stored in a place inaccessible to users.

  3. Re:XBox Kinect: An NSA wet dream and . . . on The Spy In Our Living Room · · Score: 1

    This is the truth. All Kinect games involve an insane amount of luck because of the device's lack of accuracy. The only thing this device is good for is surveillance, so I assume that's what it's really for. Gamers need precise control, and the Kinect doesn't have it.

  4. Re:Ben Kuchera and Polygon on The Spy In Our Living Room · · Score: 2

    Kuchera sucks. Got it. Polygon sucks. Check. What about the actual article topic?

  5. Re:Yea, another NSA Article on The Spy In Our Living Room · · Score: 0

    Are you tired of people being made to think about how to safeguard their freedom, coward? Here's a solution: you should leave Slashdot and never come back.

  6. That ship has sailed on Google Fighting Distracted Driver Laws · · Score: 1

    1952 called, wants its news back.

  7. Re:bah on US Cord Cutters Getting Snubbed From NBC's Olympic Coverage Online · · Score: 1

    HURRAH!

  8. WWITTD? on Russia Backs Sending Top Students Abroad With a Catch · · Score: 2

    Let's ask ourselves: What would Ivan the Terrible do?

  9. Re:No idea what that means on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1

    Perfect! I'll tell the family to pack up the tent. Canned hash, I'm sorry I called you an AC. Stop cooling this room so efficiently, and people will stop making the mistake I'm sure.

  10. Re:No idea what that means on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 2

    Wow, mcgrew. You called me "kid," after the Gilligan's Island theme song "and the rest" joke? How old are YOU, kid? 35? I bit on the Jackson bros reference because I was trying to figure out what the AC who made the Matrix joke was talking about when he said "the Jackson brothers". I assume he means the two bros who directed the Matrix, whose names I don't remember but I often call "The V.I. Warshowski Brothers." Because it's more fun than learning what their names are. But why of all the names to go to, he chose "Jackson", that part I still don't get. Anyway, back on topic, per your request. Holograms. Stop being one. I have! It's great. You guys are all look see-through to me now.

  11. Re:No idea what that means on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1

    The rest? Really? So, the Jackson bros are Michael, Tito, the Professor, and Mary Ann? Got it. Thanks!

  12. Re:Horseshit on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you've never met Automan.

  13. Re:No idea what that means on Simulations Back Up Theory That Universe Is a Hologram · · Score: 1

    I'll bite. Who are the Jackson brothers?

  14. Re:Why is this news? on Game Review: Path of Exile (Video) · · Score: 1

    Are you offering me a job doing what you do, coward?

  15. Why is this news? on Game Review: Path of Exile (Video) · · Score: 0

    Anyone?

  16. Re:Someone is embezzling... on Xbox One Controller Cost Over $100 Million To Develop · · Score: 2

    I agree that someone is embezzling, if taking a pointless research job and proving what you already know to be true while taking paychecks counts as embezzling. Some people call that a "jobs program". I call it Microsoft.

  17. Re:That's an easy question to settle on GPUs Keep Getting Faster, But Your Eyes Can't Tell · · Score: 1

    But then what would we fight about here?

  18. Re:Anti-science? See, now you have proof! on How Science Goes Wrong · · Score: 1

    Right, coward...because EVERYTHING is an "us and them" issue. Let's not talk about the economic difficulty of funding proper research. Let's talk about your pet peeves instead.

  19. Isn't Steam awesome? on Would You Secure Personal Data With DRM Tools? · · Score: 1

    I think this is a great place to discuss how wonderful Steam is, and how it never causes anyone any problems ever.

  20. Require telescreens in every middle class home on NC School District Recalls Its Amplify Tablets After 10% Break In Under a Month · · Score: 1

    This way, we can have the children use their own electronics and watch them doing it. If they break it, it's their parents who have to pay. Also, we can test the kids early and determine who is destined for a manual labor job. Skip ahead to manual labor training for those kids. They don't need tablets, or telescreens either. What do you think, comrades?

  21. Re:Again, useless. on Data Mining Reveals the Emotional Differences In Emails From Men and Women · · Score: 1

    Oligonicella & VortexCortex, you've just provided a laundry list of the challenges that the developers of this app are probably already aware of. I suspect that this will be a useful tool in creating an overall public contentedness index which will in turn allow those in power to make certain that the rabble aren't getting roused at any given point in time. Part of the "Manage the humans" SPOG we're all helping to create. :) Yay! The differences between the sexes thing is interesting, but of questionable value, since no individual humans are absolutely feminine or masculine.

  22. Re:doesnt matter on First Few Doctor Who Episodes May Fall To Public Domain Next Year · · Score: 1

    Funny story. I was there, and I stole all of the episodes. Some of them are missing the sound and picture, but other than that, they are perfectly intact.

  23. Re:Of course the actual copies existing is in doub on First Few Doctor Who Episodes May Fall To Public Domain Next Year · · Score: 2

    Marco Polo is not missing "some episodes". All episodes of Marco Polo are missing. Judging from the quality of the script, the critical reviews, and the extant production stills, this is probably the greatest "missing" Doctor Who story. You whipper snappers, get your Doctor Who stuff right.

  24. Re:DRM DRM DRM on Valve Announces Steam Controller · · Score: 1, Troll

    I am tired of seeing this obvious truth treated as trolling. It's not trolling. Mod up, please.

  25. My wig is cracking your passwords on Scientists Build Computer Using Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is what will drive the future legislation to eliminate all hair in order to protect Hollywood and save us from perverts and terrists.