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  1. Re:I think the blurb summed it up on How Will Yahoo "Monetize" Their Social Networks? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And by email, I hope you mean the old email, not the new oddpost+SOAP+WS* monstrosity that can crawl a 3.0 GHz box faster than the latest FPS.

  2. Re:war games on Scientists Ask for Gaming Research Funding · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wargame - A simulation, by whatever means, of a military operation involving two or more opposing forces, using rules, data, and procedures designed to depict an actual or assumed real life situation." - Marine Corps Warfighting Laboratory

  3. war games on Scientists Ask for Gaming Research Funding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a reason the military conducts wargames.

  4. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 1

    answering the gp's question:

    > This is a PRIME example of the sheep trying to sheep-ify the sheepdogs.

    > But here's the real question: if you are a Sheepdog, what are YOU going to do about it?

  5. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 0, Troll

    I realize this might offend some people, but there it goes:

    As a Sheepdog, to protect the sheep, you've got to be meaner, stronger, faster, and smarter than the Wolves.

    So you want to make sure the Sheep don't actually see you.

    So you wear a nicely pressed uniform with a tie and keep the M-16 in the trunk.

    You can also make sure the videos the Wolves produce get aired on CNN, so the Sheep will quiver agitatedly and pay the nicely uniformed Sheepdogs handsomely.

    Of course, the Sheepdog must never let the Sheep or their journalists find out just how brutally and gruesomely the Sheepdogs deal with the Wolves. Besides, bloody Wolves body parts strewn haphazardly across cratered fields does not make for great TV.

    Am I offtopic enough yet?

  6. Re:Find a New Job on Reporting on Your Employees' Internet Access? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All good except for this tidbit:

    > We have such a system here, and every now and again we'll announce in a meeting the person who wasted the most time on Slashdot that month.

    I don't consider Slashdot a waste of time. It is three things: A source of information, a source of encouragement (see what other people in the same situation go through, and how they cope/resolve), and a way to feel part of a community of like-minded people.

    All three of these benefits are generally lacking for geeks in the Fortune 500 workplace environment.

    If you don't like my conclusions, draw your own!

  7. Re:Que: Your parents. on Google Subpoenas Microsoft & Yahoo · · Score: 1

    It seems to work for the SOA-touting consultancies.

  8. Re:more sites = better. on Gap Between Google and Competition Widening · · Score: 1

    But that's the point, isn't it: to make search engines for people who don't use boolean logic and regexes.

  9. Re:more sites = better. on Gap Between Google and Competition Widening · · Score: 1

    Indeed. When I search for "camera", I WANT all 634,000,000 results dammit.

  10. Re:AAAHHHHH!!! on How Ray Ozzie is Changing Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, Lotus Notes is not the worst piece of crap among all the software ever released on this planet, it is BY FAR the worst piece of crap among all the software ever released on this planet.

    Why yes, I do feel better, thanks.

  11. Re:Working on it! on Billions of Planets In Milky Way? · · Score: 1
  12. Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? on Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus · · Score: 1

    nice sig, cubicle-mentat

  13. Re:virtual bsod? on VMware "Miles Ahead" of Microsoft Virtual Server · · Score: 1

    Ah, hum, ok then.

  14. Re:virtual bsod? on VMware "Miles Ahead" of Microsoft Virtual Server · · Score: 1
  15. Re:3 meetings a week! on Good Agile — Development Without Deadlines · · Score: 1

    > tech support and DBA teams are more expensive then developers

    Eh?

    You must be using cost-based accounting instead of activity-based accounting. (look it up in Drucker some year)

  16. Re:Good Sirs, in the DEFENCE of CANDOUR!... on Chinese Lasers Blind US Satelites · · Score: 1

    Ya'll ain't got the darn memo? Texas sure is the center of the whole frekkin' world.

    What the heck is wrong with your caps lock?

  17. Re:Lots of blood on First Zero-Gravity Surgery a Success · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Woah, can't believe it... A substantiated statement on /.

    What's this world coming to?

  18. Re:There goes my week! on Apple Goes After the Term 'Podcast' · · Score: 1

    ...and try to get campaign contributions?

  19. Re:want one^h^h^h 1000 on Linux Powers Lilliputian PCs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure the adult industry will find innovative uses for a device of this shape...

    Damn, did I just post that from my company computer? (sig in training)

  20. Re:He's not the main dev anymore... on Python 2.5 Released · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I had forgotten his name.

    We too are hoping for a jython that implements python 2.5, but we're not holding our breath.

  21. Re:Dive Into Python on Python 2.5 Released · · Score: 1

    Don't expect too much out of jython since the main dev was hire by ms to work on ironpython.

  22. Re:Avoid databases... on PostgreSQL Slammed by PHP Creator · · Score: 1

    Indeed! I use French zeros and English zeros. How do I tell them apart? They're pronounced differently :)

  23. Re:Avoid databases... on PostgreSQL Slammed by PHP Creator · · Score: 1

    We still have a bunch of zeros here...

  24. Re:No Sweatshop? on EA's Summer Interns Weigh In · · Score: 1

    But will you stop playing their games?

  25. Morgan Webb? on The 100 Most Influential Women in Gaming · · Score: 1

    They left out Morgan Webb? I can't believe it.

    On a purely gratuitous note: Morgan Romine of Frag Dolls is just scorching :) She made the list.