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  1. I know the whooole thing on 10 Ways To Celebrate International Pi Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can recite all the digits of pi - just not necessarily in the right order.

  2. Re:Seriously now... on Google's Punishment? Lecture Those They Snooped On · · Score: 1

    Wabbit season!

  3. In English, please on Using Truth Serum To Confirm Insanity · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Or at least with correct punctuation and grammar.

    James Holmes representation

    Sounds like the name of a law firm. I assume what was meant was "James Holmes's representation."

    did not enter a plea today in with regards to the Aurora, Co. Movie theater shooting

    Whut?

    The judge entered an advisory that if the plea was changed to Not Guilty by insanity that Holmes would be subject to a 'narcoanalytic interview'

    Too many "that"s.

    with the possibility of medically appropriate substances could be used

    Either "with the possibility that..." or "...being used."

    Holmes defense

    "Holmes's defense"

    but as the previous article seems to infer that some compromises are being worked out.

    This one's hard to parse. Is it "but as the previous article seems to infer, some compromises are being worked out."? Also, which "previous" article? I wouldn't be surprised if you've got "infer" and "imply" mixed up as well, but as I can't work out which article is being referred to, I can't check this.

    This certainly raises legal questions on how this is being played out 5th, 14th amendments.

    Err, yes, it does. Wait, what?

    Slashdot. Unreadable news to annoy nerds.

  4. And if the vending machine breaks? on High Tech Vending Machines Transform IT Support At Facebook · · Score: 1

    There will, of course, be a vending machine vending machine, in case any of the vending machines break.

  5. Superman? on IBM Designing Superman Servers For World's Largest Telescope · · Score: 1

    Since when did "Superman" become a good adjective for describing powerful computer systems? I mean, if you must appeal to the hardcore comic book reading geek, wouldn't Brainiac be a better choice?

  6. Re:Same Typical Vending Problems? on High Tech Vending Machines Transform IT Support At Facebook · · Score: 2

    To use the hardware vending machines that everyone in the company knows about? No, you can't.

  7. Re:Not a meteorite nor fossilized diatoms on Evidence For Comet-Borne Microfossils Supports Panspermia · · Score: 2

    Bill Plait's take on this story.

    Is that Phil's big brother?

  8. Re:Discovered the third-closest? on Astronomers Discover Third-Closest Star System To Earth · · Score: 1

    Yeah, all the scientists I know just love syntactic ambiguity.

  9. Imagining, yay on SXSW: Imagine a Practical, Low-Cost Circuit Board Assembly System (Video) · · Score: 1

    Okay, now imagine Lindsay Lohan, naked, doing a backwards crab walk.

    Just do this for me!

  10. Re:DNA Bday on Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams · · Score: 1

    Mentioning Neil Gaiman, you've made me wonder what Douglas Adams could have come up with if he was still writing for Doctor Who today...

  11. Is this on .com, or .co.uk? on Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams · · Score: 1

    The summary links to google.com, and there's no doodle - at least, not for me, even after a ctrl-F5. On google.co.uk, though, it's there in all its glory.

  12. Discovered the third-closest? on Astronomers Discover Third-Closest Star System To Earth · · Score: 1

    Astronomers Discover Third-Closest Star System To Earth

    What impresses me most is that they kept the third spot clear until they made the discovery. How dey do dat?

  13. Godammit, I thought about this a month ago on Mobile Sharing: "Bezos Beep" Vs. Smartphone Bump · · Score: 1

    I've being trying to think up app ideas for a while, and this was something I thought of. Not as any kind of killer app, admittedly, more as an interesting science project with few practical applications. Damn you Bezos!

  14. Re:4th Augmented Human International Conference on SpiderSense Suit Delivers Superhuman Perception · · Score: 1

    They don't want us "meaties" cramping their style.

  15. Or the easy solution... on Ohio Judge Rules Speed Cameras Are a Scam · · Score: 1, Troll

    Don't speed or run red lights. You'll put these guys out of business and make the streets safer. Everybody wins.

  16. Re:manbearpig! on SXSW: Al Gore Talks Surveillance Culture, Spider Goats · · Score: 1

    Ah crap, should've said "discontinued banana." Sounds ruder.

  17. Re:manbearpig! on SXSW: Al Gore Talks Surveillance Culture, Spider Goats · · Score: 3, Funny

    almost as good as the discontinued banana vaccine project.

    I caught banana last year. Not nice.

  18. Obvious solution on Game Site Wonders 'What Next?' When 50% of Users Block Ads · · Score: 1
    Get a link to your blog posted on Slashdot, doubling your visitors and restoring the number of ad-viewing visitors to what it was before.

    Nobody wants ads in the way while they're trying to read something

    You can safely shorten that by 9 words.

  19. Reconstructed = artist's impression on For Jane's, Gustav Weißkopf's 1901 Liftoff Displaces Wright Bros. · · Score: 1

    A reconstructed image shows him mid-flight.

    Well, yes, in the same sense that a still from Superman shows him in mid-flight too. As far as I can glean, there was an original photograph, from which a lithograph was made - and lithographers, it would seem from the article, commonly "re-imagined" such scenes for artistic purposes - replacing backgrounds, and the like. Based on other altered lithographs, someone has tried to "undo" these changes (which sounds a dubious method to say the very least) to give an idea of what the original photograph looked like.

    I call shenanigans!

  20. Re:What? on For Jane's, Gustav Weißkopf's 1901 Liftoff Displaces Wright Bros. · · Score: 1

    As you can see, it's pretty much the "computer... magnify, rotate, enhance" sort of photo manipulation that "proves" flight.

    I think that's being generous.

  21. Illogical headline on If Video Games Make People Violent, So Do Pictures of Snakes · · Score: 1

    If Video Games Make People Violent, So Do Pictures of Snakes

    What's the "if" about? According to this study, video games can make people violent. Pictures of snakes can also make people violent. But one does not follow from/is not dependent on the other. Also:

    Based on the results of their research they concluded in 2001

    I know Slashdot can be a little slow on the uptake at times, but this is ridiculous!

  22. Re:I don't get it on The Manti Te'o of Physics · · Score: 1

    He is an educated man, a Ph.D. no less.

    And geeks and street smarts always go together, of course.

  23. Re:Oh, you're talking about THAT three-body proble on Physicists Discover 13 New Solutions To Three-Body Problem · · Score: 1

    "how can I get my girlfriend and her cute roommate into bed at the same time?"

    Get him drunk before you ask him.

  24. Re:Morning sunlight is a waste on Is Daylight Saving Time Worth Saving? · · Score: 1

    So, no actual answer then?

  25. Re:Morning sunlight is a waste on Is Daylight Saving Time Worth Saving? · · Score: 1

    What makes 4:20PM too early, but 4:50PM okay?