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  1. Re:Brain Activity of a Goldfish on Activity of Whole Fish Brains Mapped Second To Second · · Score: 2

    And the cat:

    Huh. Forcefield. Huh. Forcefield. Huh. Forcefield? Huh! Forcefield.

  2. Re:I've already hacked this patch on Apple Releases Patch For Evasi0n Jailbreak (After It's Used 18 Million Times) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow, your personal experience of not using an iPad for very much has really added to this discussion. Thanks!

  3. That's the whole point of multirotor camera drones

    It's not the whole point. There's also the massive cost saving of not sending a human up in a helicopter to get your swoopy fly-over shoots, which will still make for fancy TV from a hundred metres up. Given the amount of noise this thing supposedly generates, it may well be that that's the kind of shot they're looking to emulate rather than getting in a golfer's face (or ball flight path).

  4. If they fly them low enough that there's a possibility of that happening, I might actually consider watching golf.

  5. Re:I wonder who's legally liable? on Golf Channel Testing Out New Octo-copter Drone To Film Golfers This Weekend · · Score: 1

    Do you realise it isn't?

  6. Re:That quickly? on Roadkill Forcing Cliff Swallows To Evolve · · Score: 1

    To discuss? No. To dismiss offhand? It helps.

  7. Re:Congrats kid on LazyHusband Smart Phone App Compliments Your Wife for You (Video) · · Score: 1

    or is this your crazy intuition?

    It's obviously his dad's crazy intuition.

  8. Re:Doom 3 BFG not so B on Oculus Rift Loses Doom 3 BFG Edition From Launch Package, But Gains TF2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good guys, bad guys, didn't matter, everyone respawns.

    Is that Buddhism or Hinduism?

  9. Re:Bankruptsy on Jammie Thomas Denied Supreme Court Appeal · · Score: 1

    That is what bankruptsy law is for.

    No, it isn't.

  10. Re:That quickly? on Roadkill Forcing Cliff Swallows To Evolve · · Score: 1

    Is that seriously enough time for such an evolution to take place? Seems like there might be a million other reasons why this is happening, not because of something so recent.

    It happened recently, so yeah, it probably is due to something recent. Don't believe it? You can always get yourself a PhD like the scientists who did the study and repeat the research yourself.

    Evolution can easily occur in a single generation if the selection pressure is high enough. In fact, it does occur, all the time, in every generation, but just isn't always this noticeable.

  11. The magic word "from" on ITU Aims At 20Mbps Broadband For All By 2020 · · Score: 1

    ensure that everybody can access broadband internet speeds of 20Mbps from just $20 by 2020.

    I'm surprised they didn't make it "up to 20Mbps from just $20," in which case, mission accomplished!

  12. Re:Saw a Chipmunk Up In the Mountains on Roadkill Forcing Cliff Swallows To Evolve · · Score: 1

    They drop nuts into an intersection... and then pick out the meat

    They can keep away from my meaty nuts, I says.

  13. Re:not evolution on Roadkill Forcing Cliff Swallows To Evolve · · Score: 1

    1) more offspring are produced than can possibly survive

    Why is this fact required? Don't the other two suffice by themselves?

  14. Stupid question on Why Earth Hour Is a Waste of Time and Energy · · Score: 1

    If switching off the lights for one hour per year really were beneficial, why would we not do it for the other 8,759?

    The stupidity of the question aside, why are you implying that we all have our lights on 365/24/7?

  15. Good news, everyone! on "Lazarus Project" Clones Extinct Frog · · Score: 1

    Now there's no need to save the polar bears.

  16. Re:buzzword bingo /. edition: on A Moon Base Made From Lunar Dust · · Score: 2

    A Beowulf cluster of Arduinos emulated in Minecraft running on a Raspberry Pi.

    Which I won't believe unless it's announced at SXSW.

  17. Re:Intelligent Design on "Lazarus Project" Clones Extinct Frog · · Score: 1

    Yes, because we've already got a much more sensible explanation for life on Earth that doesn't require an outside intelligence for which there is no evidence.

  18. Re:fixed ? on Security Vulnerability Found On US Federal Government Contractors Site · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firstly, how do you know that's all they did? Secondly, why wouldn't it constitute a fix, if it (y'know) fixes the problem?

  19. Re:A trend? I don't think so Wade. on Where Have All the Gadgets Gone? · · Score: 1

    that sound good

    What more, exactly, do you (by which I mean the generic "you," not you specifically, since we're all different) want from a pair of speakers?

    And same with cameras (personally, I think people who publish photos taken with an iphone should be shot for polluting the flow of electrons with their crappy photos).

    What about those fucking douchebags in Russia who had the gall to record that once-in-a-lifetime meteor event with a crappy dashboard cam instead of installing a Red One on the offchance?

    Heck, I still go on multiday tours on motorbike (with not much spare room besides my tent and sleeping bag) with SLR and second lense *because it produces better photos*.

    How nice for you. What is so vomit-inducingly wrong with other people going on holiday in their camper vans with their iPhones because they can't be arsed with an SLR?

    It's a pity a lot of people don't care about quality anymore, but some of us still do.

    Newsflash: people do care about quality. But they also care about convenience, cost, and even brand identity.

    They're also free to assign different weights to those parameters.

  20. Oh, the paradox! on Where Have All the Gadgets Gone? · · Score: 1

    To prove the point, here are before-and-after photos from one San Francisco household (mine)

    But, but, I have more gadgets than I used to. Since that's all that's required to prove a point around here, apparently, I've simultaneously proven the exact opposite! How can something be both true and not true?!

  21. Re:Retina Scanners... on Doctors Bypass Biometric Scanners With Fake Fingers · · Score: 0

    A fingerprint scanner with a pulse detector (which many have)

    I would hope all the doctors at the hospital in question have a pulse.

  22. Re:Console margins can't be good on Nvidia Walked Away From PS4 Hardware Negotiations · · Score: 2

    You're making the assumption that they thought about this.

    More specifically, I'm making the assumption that Nvidia, the multi-billion dollar company, have thought about this deal harder and for longer than the kind of Slashdotter who likes to chip in on these stories a few more minutes after reading about it.

  23. Re:Console margins can't be good on Nvidia Walked Away From PS4 Hardware Negotiations · · Score: 5, Funny

    Having all games (and thus their ports) on million and millions of xbox and PS consoles designed and optimized for your specific hardware for the next 10 years is worth money. Any profit they actually get is just icing.

    Quick, better call Nvidia and tell them this before they make a terrible, terrible mistake! Just say you're calling from Slashdot - they'll put you straight through to the CEO.

  24. Re:Very odd comment on Reuters' Matthew Keys Accused of Anonymous Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Matthew Keys, a Reuters social media editor, is accused of deliberately encouraging Anonymous to hack his previous employer

    Reading FTW!

  25. Re:Not all Mass on Growing Consensus: The Higgs Boson Exists · · Score: 1

    relativity and the speed of light limit applies to any object with mass, no matter how small.

    Don't they apply to massless objects too?