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  1. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking on Artificial Wombs In the Near Future? · · Score: 1

    Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    No - if you consider humanity only as a homogeneous mass of animal flesh.

    On another note...when asking "why"....is it like we have some type of population problems? Not enough people being born?

    No, it's because individuals have this crazy instinct to fulfil their biological urges by propagating their DNA.

  2. Re:Wow... on Artificial Wombs In the Near Future? · · Score: 1

    Know then that it is the year 10191

    That opening line has stuck with me ever since I first saw the film twenty-plus years ago.

  3. Re:Invasion! on Battery-Powered Transmitter Could Crash A City's 4G Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's another shitty movie on the way and Disney don't want word of mouth spreading?

  4. A *little* more information would have been nice.. on Skype Disables Password Resets After Huge Security Hole Discovered · · Score: 1
    As minimal summaries go this one will take some beating.

    "All you need to do is register a new account using that email address

    Wait, which email address? (the person whose account who want to gain access to, says the article)

    and even though that address is already used (and the registration process does tell you this) you can still complete the new account process and then sign in using that account Info (original post in Russian)"

    Right, and then what? You seem to have missed the entire rest of the process where you actually carry out the password reset trick. Make me read the bloody article indeed...

    The reason this works is simple, but it’s still worrying. When you use an existing email address to sign up with Skype again, the service emails you a reminder of your username, which is okay, since no one else should have access to your email. Unfortunately, because this method enables you to get a password reset token sent to the Skype app itself, this allows a third party to redeem it and claim ownership of your original username and thus account.

    Or something like that.

  5. Re:Google Proxy War on Motorola Wants 2.25% of Microsoft's Surface Revenue · · Score: 4, Funny

    is because you haven't understood it right.

    I dunno, that sounds more like something Apple would say...

  6. Re:Clouds on Total Solar Eclipse Bedazzles Northern Australians · · Score: 1

    Stop saying bedazzle!

  7. Re:Fair enough I suppose on UW Imposes 20-Tweet Limit On Live Events · · Score: 1

    you can get permission to sit in on a class at most public universities.

    "Get permission" is not the same thing as "wander in off the street." Also they get even funnier about it when you try to apply the same logic to high schools, for some reason.

    Did the reporters agree in advance to be limited to 20 tweets? I missed that in the article.

    I think it's safe to assume that they have indeed agreed to university's live coverage policy.

    because stuff that happens in public

    I'm not convinced that a football game is a public event. It's an event which the public may attend on payment.

    General Patraeus can't sue CNN for using his image without permission

    How is that the same? For one thing, no-one's talking about legal action. This'd be more like... General Patraeus organising a football game and levying a condition on journalists that they can only tweet 20 times, and if they don't they can't come to the next game.

    I warned you this would happen if you tried to push this ridiculous issue.

    One party wants to impose a restriction on the second party, who can take it or leave it. Happens a billion times a day.

  8. Re:Wow... I can't believe you just said that? on Artificial Self-Healing Skin Can Sense Touch · · Score: 1

    Could be something fracked up at Slashdot just then - someone else did the same thing around the same time.

  9. Re:Fair enough I suppose on UW Imposes 20-Tweet Limit On Live Events · · Score: 1

    Who cares what the University wants or what TV and radio stations have "paid handsomely" for?

    Off the top of my head, the University, and the TV and radio stations.

    I paid handsomely for my bright pink Hummer H3, but that does not give me the right to demand that my neighbors stop calling me a goof for having bought it or tweeting about my horrible driving.

    But your neighbours haven't entered in an agreement with you to give them access to your property in order to watch you driving your car.

    This relatively new belief that descriptions of a public event...

    The public can attend if they pay. I agree with your point about universities being public institutions - and let's not get into the whole ridiculous college football, situation - but it's not like they wouldn't frown on you for wandering in and attending lectures on your days off from work just because you've paid your taxes.

    Should people be prevented from describing the shitty meal they got at Olive Garden last night?

    Yes, if both parties have previously agreed to the restrictions. I'd take that deal for 50% off, if for some reason they decided to offer it.

    Or maybe a political candidate should be able to prevent journalists from describing the debate where he was high on booze and pills based upon his proprietary ownership of the content of his own words?

    Again, if he's managed to get them to agree to such a deal beforehand, why not? They'd be idiots for doing so, of course.

  10. Re:Must be nice on Wayback Machine Trumps FOI Tribunal · · Score: 1

    1) It's a compulsory fee that carries criminal penalties for evasion.

    It's not compulsory. Don't watch TV.

  11. Re:Anecdotal evidence from that last math test!! on Evidence for Unconscious Math, Language Processing Abilities · · Score: 1

    Leave the tech stuff to those can, pops.

    Ah, good, there's the ironic error I was hoping for.

  12. Re:Fair enough I suppose on UW Imposes 20-Tweet Limit On Live Events · · Score: 5, Informative

    But in this case it's not their employer imposing the restriction. It's the University, who don't want people "tuning" into Twitter for a play-by-play - they want them tuning in to the local radio or TV stations that have paid handsomely for the broadcast privileges.

  13. Re:Let's hope Steam on Linux gathers... steam on Microsoft Makes Direct X 11.1 a Windows 8 Exclusive · · Score: 2

    Let's hope Steam on Linux gathers... steam

    *sunglasses* yeeeaaahh?

  14. Re:B Rays? on Supersymmetry Theory Dealt a Blow · · Score: 1

    either incorrect or completely wrong.

    But possibly not both? This quantum shit is weird.

  15. Re:Succession, if allowed would be a boom. on Artificial Self-Healing Skin Can Sense Touch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Congratulations on seceding from both correct spelling and the right article :)

  16. Re:Wow... I can't believe you just said that? on Artificial Self-Healing Skin Can Sense Touch · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but you suck for your intolerance.

    You suck for replying to the wrong article ;)

  17. Re:Torsion? on Artificial Self-Healing Skin Can Sense Touch · · Score: 2

    Spongebob forbid that a journalist should make even a minimal effort to make his article more accessible to a wider audience by briefly redefining an infrequently used mainly scientific term into everyday language.

  18. Can anyone parse the final sentence? on John McAfee Accused of Murder, Wanted By Belize Police · · Score: 2

    Because of his efforts to extract chemicals from natural chemical plans McAfee was able to justify his experiments in a country that is largely unregulated."

    Err... what? What's meant by "natural chemical plans" here? And why would he have to justify his experiments if the country is largely unregulated?

  19. Re:Hamill? on Little Miss Sunshine Screenwriter Gets Nod For Star Wars: Episode VII · · Score: 1

    Blocked in my country (the UK, ironically) but I know the sketch. It worked better on the radio show, though, as did most of the recycled material.

  20. Re:Hamill? on Little Miss Sunshine Screenwriter Gets Nod For Star Wars: Episode VII · · Score: 2

    * Death Star? Dark Side? Who the hell would name their crowning technical achievement and religion using such negatively charged words?

    Baddies. Duh.

  21. Nevermind? on Meet the Lawyer Suing Anyone Who Uses SSL · · Score: 0

    Nevermind that the patent was actually filed in 1989

    Nevermind is an album by Nirvana, not a word.

    Yours faithfully,

    Captain Pedantic

  22. Re:What would Harry Patch Say? on Man Arrested For Photo of Burning Poppy On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Maybe they would like to arrest him too?

    Er, why? Did he commit an offence under the Malicious Communications Act?

  23. Re:I think that the key point is that this was und on Man Arrested For Photo of Burning Poppy On Facebook · · Score: 1

    So if I write "I am the champion of the world!" I could be imprisoned.

    Only if:

    his purpose, or one of his purposes, in sending it is that it should, so far as falling within paragraph (a) or (b) above, cause distress or anxiety to the recipient or to any other person to whom he intends that it or its contents or nature should be communicated.

  24. Push or pull on Global Warming Felt By Space Junk and Satellites · · Score: 1

    Rising carbon dioxide levels at the edge of space are apparently reducing the pull

    Isn't it more of a push?

  25. Re:names are so cool, not! on The Release Candidate For Linux Mint 14 "Nadia" Is Out · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nadia,
    Moist and dewy

    I think I know her.