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Artificial Wombs In the Near Future?

New submitter DaemonDan writes "The first successful pregnancy by IVF was accomplished over 50 years ago, essentially creating a multi-billion dollar industry. Many scientists are trying to take it one step farther with a 100% test tube baby brought to term in an artificial womb. 'Cornell University's Dr. Hung-Ching Liu has engineered endometrial tissues by prompting cells to grow in an artificial uterus. When Liu introduced a mouse embryo into the lab-created uterine lining, "It successfully implanted and grew healthy," she said in this New Atlantis Magazine article. Scientists predict the research could produce an animal womb by 2020, and a human model by early 2030s.' The author of the article seems to believe that birth via artificial wombs could become the new norm, but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?"

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  1. Clone Army? by A10Mechanic · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they don't all have the surname "Fett"...

    1. Re:Clone Army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just think of them as band-aids for very big boo-boos

    2. Re:Clone Army? by skids · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that anyone unethical enough to raise a clone army is also unethical enough to save cash by using a redundant array of sedated kidnap victims.

    3. Re:Clone Army? by BriggsBU · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. Venture Brothers references are always awesome.

    4. Re:Clone Army? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Or... "Bush" : insta-dark age.

    5. Re:Clone Army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait until somebody mails an artificial womb with a hundred thousand viable human embryos to some pro-life crusader with the note "I leave this clutch of God's creatures in your capable hands to raise and nurture"

      That would make their righteous facade crumble in a hurry.

    6. Re:Clone Army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you were using NK prison camp inmates or african peasants, you'd still have far too many people in the know or wondering what happened to all those people you've kidnapped to keep the project secret for long.

    7. Re:Clone Army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why waste time and money building a clone army when you can recruit them for cheap (and get them in a month instead of 15 years)? If you're on a budget, Africa is full of men, and boys, who wouldn't think twice before joining if you provide them with enough food and the opportunity to shoot someone.

    8. Re:Clone Army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! I actually HAVE the surname Fett, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Clone Army? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      These scientists...They only ask if they could, they never ask if they SHOULD.

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    10. Re:Clone Army? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Except, of course, for the theological problem that these would be MAN'S creation, not GOD'S.

      Why are pro-choicers always so intellectually dishonest?

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    11. Re:Clone Army? by LUH+3418 · · Score: 1

      By definition, if you're intellectually honest, you can't be anti-abortion.

    12. Re:Clone Army? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm anti-abortion because I oppose technical intrusion into matters of life and death. Has nothing to do with who created what.

      An artificial womb is a technical intrusion into creating human life.

      Completely intellectually viable.

      Now contrast that with a Malthusian materialist supporting IVF or artificial wombs- or even in fact, any action other than suicide. The world is already overpopulated, says the Malthusian, causing global warming and a myriad of other problems. How can a pro-abortion Malthusian possibly support creating more people? Obviously, the ideal would be the human race going extinct- because we're a Malevolent Species.

      See the problem?

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    13. Re:Clone Army? by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      Are you also anti-medicine, as that is a 'technical intrusion into matters of life and death'? No medicines, no splints for broken legs, no respirators, no dialysis machines, or anything of the sort. Or is your complaint with technical intrusions limited to the extreme ends, where it either ends a life or makes a new one?

    14. Re:Clone Army? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The extreme ends. Certainly the extreme ends.

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    15. Re:Clone Army? by nobodie · · Score: 1

      pardon me, but if they have the spark of life, then they are, by definition, God's children. Just as a rapist, by your definition, is just the instrument of God's divine plan, so the creator and inseminator of the artificial womb would be an instrument of the Lord. There is no dishonesty in pointing out that the difficulty faced by the receiver of this gift would be challenged by the Lord as few since the old testament. What a blessing that would be to them!

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  2. Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I keep thinking of how sci-fi writers sometimes get behind the "now". In Dune they had "Axlotyl tanks" to grow clones in, and it turned out that these "tanks" were human women. And Dune was set 1000 years in the future. Are they going to call these artificial wombs Axlotyl Tanks?

    Star Trek did the same thing when McCoy gave Kirk reading glasses, and the CrystaLens came out about fifteen years later.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Dune was set 1000 years in the future.

      I'm not intimately familiar with the Dune novels, certainly not to the point of others here, but if I'm not mistaken, I think you're off on that figure by at least a power of ten...

    2. Re:Wow... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Are they going to call these artificial wombs Axlotyl Tanks?

      Is that a serious question? Why would they do that?

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    3. Re:Wow... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Look at the pads or communicators in every Star Trek series. They can travel at greater than light speed but can't manage a decent tablet or smartphone.

    4. Re:Wow... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they could. But Apple had all the design patents on them

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    5. Re:Wow... by Defenestrar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Uterine replicators were pretty central to the start of Bujold's series in '86 with one of her first Hugo's coming out of that initial plot. She's examined their impact from a few different angles over the years - although it's just background or a side line in many of the Vorkosigan novels. I'd say she gave it a far better treatment than Herbert (though he certainly got there first) who only ever managed to share a Hugo let alone win the four Bujold's got. Actually, I think I liked the collaborative work of his son with Anderson a bit more than most of the original Dune books (barring Dune itself), although their work is probably best accompanied by a SSRI.

      One of the things I appreciate about SF is not just the imagination of the future as much as exploring the ethics and social implications of where we might end up.

    6. Re:Wow... by Defenestrar · · Score: 2

      Maybe McGrew's a computer scientist. Look at the way they name things. 8 bits is a byte, and half of a byte is a nibble. You come from a background like that and you're seriously liable to name anything after whimsey :)

    7. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 0

      Is that a serious question?

      Of course not, did you even read the comment? Or hear of the series Dune by Frank Herbert? And while I'm at it, why in the hell does wikipedia have articles about the TV series, movie, and video game but not the damned books? Epic fail all around! Am I the only one left on this planet that still reads???

    8. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reads? Like the TV Guide?

    9. Re:Wow... by Raelus · · Score: 1

      Blame the lazy media culture we live in. A deep story about philosophy and morality and the nature of the universe and trying to predict the future? Fuck that, we need another humdrum action movie instead but with worms and sand instead of cartel lords and lone police officers.

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    10. Re:Wow... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I believe Dune actually starts 10000 years after the Butlerian Jihad.... which ended the rule of the thinking machines. So.... no not "now" at all.

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    11. Re:Wow... by adonoman · · Score: 2

      why in the hell does wikipedia have articles about the TV series, movie, and video game but not the damned books?

      You mean like this?

    12. Re:Wow... by Falkentyne · · Score: 1

      Is that a serious question?

      Of course not, did you even read the comment? Or hear of the series Dune by Frank Herbert? And while I'm at it, why in the hell does wikipedia have articles about the TV series, movie, and video game but not the damned books? Epic fail all around! Am I the only one left on this planet that still reads???

      You mean this article?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(franchise)

    13. Re:Wow... by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      And while I'm at it, why in the hell does wikipedia have articles about the TV series, movie, and video game but not the damned books?

      WTF are you talking about?

      Dune (Novel)
      Dune Messiah
      Children of Dune
      God Emperor of Dune
      Heretics of Dune
      ...etc

    14. Re:Wow... by Znork · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Still, even Bujold is fairly recent. Personally I suspect that if men were the ones getting pregnant we'd have had da Vinci making designs for uterine replicators and the Germans would have perfected them in the 30's.

      It will be interesting to see how the debate goes when they start being used, particularly as cosmetic and convenience reasons are likely to be significant drivers. I'm certain some groups will find (or make up) a lot of reasons to oppose them, despite the many and obvious advantages.

    15. Re:Wow... by ksemlerK · · Score: 1

      Is that a serious question?

      Am I the only one left on this planet that still reads???

      Yes, you are. :)

    16. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    17. Re:Wow... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2

      10000 years is a bit too far off. One study I've heard states that by the year 6565, you'll need neither a husband nor a wife - you'll just pick your son (and your daughter, too) from the bottom of a long, glass tube.

    18. Re:Wow... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Dune's universe was a result of high technology that went wrong and so the resulting culture used some very high technology items, and in other cases, completely shunned it. You might say it is a feudalistic, "post-technology" setting. The major case of that was the law against thinking machines (AIs), because they had those and the AI's took over until they were beaten back the the Butlerian Jihad. So, it is likely that at some point in the "past" of the Dune universe, they did actually have fully artificial wombs of the type we are talking about.

      Further issues with technology were the fact that you could get similar or better results from modifications to humans themselves than you could get from pure technology. For instance, Guild navigators were not only as good as machines for hyperspace navigation, but they also managed to create a powerful guild that kept competing technologies down.

      It should also be noted that a human female is probably the most logical starting point for creating "artificial wombs" as they have natural wombs that are known to work. You don't even have to develop the womb itself, just modify it as necessary to do what you need it to do. The only reason we don't do things like that are our ethics and morals. It appears that the Tleliaxu Masters, instead of developing artificial wombs, chose to instead develop complete amorality. As horrifying as that was, and it was supposed to be horrifying enough to cause their females to go absolutely berzerk with hatred, it is a completely feasible shortcut.

    19. Re:Wow... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Is that a serious question?

      Am I the only one left on this planet that still reads???

      Yes, you are. :)

      These symbols... what do they mean?

    20. Re:Wow... by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suspect that if men were getting pregnant, they would be women.

      A major reason that women didn't do these things and were in the position they were is precisely because of childbearing and raising being an expensive proposition. If men were bearing children, they'd be in the same boat. Men had the duty of going out and ranging either to hunt or fight. This also had the advantage of exposing them to other ideas from over the hill.

    21. Re:Wow... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Weren't those antique glasses though?

      What's really behind is the visor -> eye implant's for Geordi. Given what we're seeing now with eye implants its odd they would have the big clunky visor thing instead of new eyeballs. Especially given that Data has completely artificial eye's that work ok.

      Shit, someone is coming to stuff me in a locker, gotta go!

    22. Re:Wow... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Know then that it is the year 10191

      That opening line has stuck with me ever since I first saw the film twenty-plus years ago.

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    23. Re:Wow... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Woah-woah!

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    24. Re:Wow... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      And Dune was set 1000 years in the future.

      I'm not intimately familiar with the Dune novels, certainly not to the point of others here, but if I'm not mistaken, I think you're off on that figure by at least a power of ten...

      Dune covers epic timespans.
      God Emperor alone covers a period of maybe 10,000 years of history.
      The prequel series (which I rate highly) is set a few more tens of thousands of years before Dune.
      I think Earth was a distant memory in the prequel series.

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    25. Re:Wow... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      But that's not an C.E. year, that's a year referenced to a point that we don't know about. Dune is set in an unimaginably long time in the future.

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    26. Re:Wow... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Apparently the only person who can't read here is you. Or maybe your too stupid for Wikipedia.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)

      There crap books, so I'm not sure you are doing anyone any favors by talking about them.

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    27. Re:Wow... by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Dune, sucks.
      Three is no story about morality in that book. Just pop pseudo intellectual bullshit. Sure is seems deep when your 13, but as an adult they are nearly insufferable.

      Oh, and if you are looking to blame something on someone, blame the poster for not knowing how to use wikipedia.

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    28. Re:Wow... by misexistentialist · · Score: 2

      the Germans would have perfected them in the 30's

      And there would be a million Hitlers. Since men still haven't developed a birth control pill to allow themselves free sex, it's obviously not a question of motivation. The main opponents to the artificial womb will turn out to be women, because "mother" and "wife" will be greatly diminished

    29. Re:Wow... by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

      I so need to read that series, i love the movies.. I know i shouldn't but i do and lots of other 'bad' movies..

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    30. Re:Wow... by swillden · · Score: 2

      I don't know. I asked my wife and she said she really enjoyed being pregnant and wouldn't have wanted to miss out on it for anything. Except maybe the morning sickness and the last 3-4 weeks. I expect a lot of women feel the same. Not all, certainly.

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    31. Re:Wow... by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 2

      Gosh.
      "Dune" is 20.000 years after the invention of space travel. The god emperor is around 4.000 yrars after that. Then the Chapterhose is around 1.500 years after the death of Leto II.
      Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?

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    32. Re:Wow... by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      "Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?" Probably yes. Most people around here will remember the iptables man page after reading it a mere 3 times.

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    33. Re:Wow... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Gosh.

      "Dune" is 20.000 years after the invention of space travel. The god emperor is around 4.000 yrars after that. Then the Chapterhose is around 1.500 years after the death of Leto II.

      Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?

      20,000 years after the invention of which space travel? In the prequel series people were using ftl but not 'instawarp' technology and had been using it for some unspecified amount of time. Maybe you are referring to the invention of the space-folding 'navigator' space travel?

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    34. Re:Wow... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I so need to read that series, i love the movies.. I know i shouldn't but i do and lots of other 'bad' movies..

      The Dune film is bad in a good, guilty pleasure way like an Arnie film. The Dune novels are just bad.

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    35. Re:Wow... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Gosh. "Dune" is 20.000 years after the invention of space travel. The god emperor is around 4.000 yrars after that. Then the Chapterhose is around 1.500 years after the death of Leto II. Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?

      Dune and its spawn are the most over-rated works of science fiction outside the oeuvre of Robert Heinlein. But at least Herbert wasn't a fascist.

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    36. Re:Wow... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      why in the hell does wikipedia have articles about the TV series, movie, and video game but not the damned books?

      You mean like this?

      Ha, I bet you just wrote and submitted that article to prove a point.

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    37. Re:Wow... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      One good thing about the Dune books is that they're a fucking brilliant cure for insomnia.

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    38. Re:Wow... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Apparently the only person who can't read here is you. Or maybe your too stupid for Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)

      There crap books, so I'm not sure you are doing anyone any favors by talking about them.

      They're popular with people who think Ayn Rand and L Ron Hubbard are important philosophers.

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    39. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asking after isn't a very good way to go. A lot of hormones are released that tend to make women forget how miserable they were. One of my friends wanted to have 5 or 6 kids until he had to put up with his wife while she was pregnant so it might not just be a boon for women.

    40. Re:Wow... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Only if you read the paperback edition. The hardback edition is a guaranteed broken nose.

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    41. Re:Wow... by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 1

      20,000 years after the invention of which space travel? In the prequel series people were using ftl but not 'instawarp' technology and had been using it for some unspecified amount of time. Maybe you are referring to the invention of the space-folding 'navigator' space travel?

      For what I remember, that's not specified - I always guessed that it'll be around 21,969 AD. Navigators started after the discovery of Dune and the spice (before that people were warping randomly through the space), but I never had the stomach to face all the Brian Herbert books (to read the sequence to the traditional books was painful enough) and learn enough what happened before Dune.

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    42. Re:Wow... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      20,000 years after the invention of which space travel? In the prequel series people were using ftl but not 'instawarp' technology and had been using it for some unspecified amount of time. Maybe you are referring to the invention of the space-folding 'navigator' space travel?

      For what I remember, that's not specified - I always guessed that it'll be around 21,969 AD. Navigators started after the discovery of Dune and the spice (before that people were warping randomly through the space), but I never had the stomach to face all the Brian Herbert books (to read the sequence to the traditional books was painful enough) and learn enough what happened before Dune.

      Before the discovery of Dune and the spice there was a brief period where they were attempting to use the war drive and finding it too unpredictable to be of practical use. Before that they had a very reliable FTL drive which took many months to get anywhere useful.

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    43. Re:Wow... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Asking after isn't a very good way to go. A lot of hormones are released that tend to make women forget how miserable they were. One of my friends wanted to have 5 or 6 kids until he had to put up with his wife while she was pregnant so it might not just be a boon for women.

      She always said the same thing during, as well. Except for the last three weeks or so.

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    44. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're right, I missed a zero.

    45. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can look Herbert up and there's a link from there, but why isn't the book mentioned at the link Google took me to?

    46. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Womb man > wo'man > woman

      A man with a womb is a woman.

    47. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Google "dune" and the link I posted was the first hit. The question is why aren't the books linked from that link?

    48. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, Dune is one of those books that would be really hard to faithfully translate to film.

    49. Re:Wow... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Google "dune" and the link I posted was the first result. It links everything BUT the books.

      There [sic] crap books

      I guess that's why Dune won a Hugo, eh?

  3. "Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by clintp · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. How about axlotl tank?

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    1. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by alanw · · Score: 1

      "decanting bottle"

    2. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Goodbye baby Banting...

    3. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Talderas · · Score: 1

      We shall call them "clone 6-pack generators".

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    4. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Dune Spoiler)
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      Could you really call an Axlotl tank an artificial womb since they are basically the only thing left over from long term genetic manipulation of the female half of the Tleilaxu? The womb was the only thing left of their humanity. I always saw it as the ultimate denigration of women - to be nothing but the reproduction tanks for men.

    5. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axlotl_tank#Axlotl_tank
      Later in Heretics, Teg's own daughter, Reverend Mother Darwi Odrade, theorizes that the axlotl tanks may be, in fact, "surrogate mothers" â" Tleilaxu females somehow transformed.[13] Soon, the current Duncan ghola recalls his repeated "births" from the tanks:

              The axlotl tanks! He remembered emerging time after time: bright lights and padded mechanical hands. The hands rotated him and, in the unfocused blurs of the newborn, he saw a great mound of female flesh â" monstrous in her almost immobile grossness ... a maze of dark tubes linked her body to giant metal containers.

      Just being a Dune series pedant.

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    6. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well, nerds have been focused on arificial vaginas for decades now -- why not go whole hog?

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    7. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      Lois Mcmaster Bujold called them 'uterine replicators'.

      See anything from the Vorkosigan Universe. Looks like we will get them before FTL travel, where in her stories they came later.

    8. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by JigJag · · Score: 1

      Right, except if you had read all of the serie, you'd know that Axlotl tanks are in fact... *spoiler alert* nemow uxalielt fo bmow

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    9. Re:"Artificial Womb" sounds so awkward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot does it again. I was looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed.

      I only hope the 'real' axlotl tank isn't made the same way the Tleilaxu made them. Wouldn't be civilised I think to women in general.

  4. Mr. Atreides to the red courtesy phone please... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Axolotl Tanks here we come!

    It would be awesome if this would allow us to implant our larvae in host animals(maybe cows, those are big and common) the way parasitoid insects do...

  5. Sonmi lives by AllenABQ · · Score: 0

    "Welcome to Papa John's!" (the chorus of identical looking pizza place staffers, who conveniently can be worked like slaves with no health insurance)

    1. Re:Sonmi lives by sexconker · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to Papa John's!" (the chorus of identical looking pizza place staffers, who conveniently can be worked like slaves with no health insurance)

      You're thinking of this the wrong way.

      Imagine how much easier it would be for Cold Stone Creamery to field a team of stunning 16 year old boys with blonde hair that sing whenever you drop a dime in the tip jar.

  6. I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy was by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Louise Brown, born in 1978. That would make it more than 40 years ago, not more than 50.

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  7. Re:I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy wa by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Oops. Bad math. *Almost 35* years ago.

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  8. Accountability by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    These should be kept seperate from normal medical facilities and under the same sort of scrutiny as Fort Knox. I don't trust a single one of those bastards. :D

  9. I don't understand by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there a baby shortage we should be concerned about?

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    1. Re:I don't understand by SteveDorries · · Score: 2

      There is in Japan and western Europe.

    2. Re:I don't understand by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not so much a baby shortage as a baby distribution issue. Same with food, water, and most other essentials. We have enough for everyone, it's just some places have so much they waste it whereas other places have severe shortages.

    3. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on who you ask. Non-hispanic white Americans are being squeezed more and more demographically by minorities and immigration.

    4. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. For women who cant carry to term.

      You might as well ask "is there a people shortage that we should be concerned about?" whenever anyone brings up cancer research.

    5. Re:I don't understand by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 1

      No shortage of babies, just a shortage of parents who are willing to go through the bureaucratic hell that is adoption so that they could raise someone else's kid.

    6. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the world's population is dropping, there is no baby shortage. Just because they are not being born where you like doesn't mean there is a real problem.

    7. Re:I don't understand by dnahelicase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is there a baby shortage we should be concerned about?

      No, but the lead times are terrible. If this is successful, you could

      A) Order a baby, and if you don't care about it having your genes, get one tomorrow.

      or B)Special order one of your own and wait 9 months without the hassle in-between.

      Really, with places like Amazon having a very good handle on expected demand and logistics, we could see babies available via Prime shipping by 2050.

    8. Re:I don't understand by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, still wrong. Plenty of parents are willing to adopt, as proof look at foreign adoptions. What almost nobody wants is to adopt a kid more than a few months old. Hence the giant foster care system. But for babies supply of parents far exceeds supply of children.

      Not that there isn't some use for this device. I'm thinking for women who can't safely carry to term, they could have the baby moved to an artificial womb. Other than that it's a toy for very rich people who want to have a kid with their DNA but don't want to actually be pregnant- think trophy wives.

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    9. Re:I don't understand by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      If it were cheap enough I would think all women would want to go this route. Pregnancy takes a huge toll on a woman's body and health. Even worse are the possible complications. People still die in childbirth.

    10. Re:I don't understand by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      Nope, still wrong. Plenty of parents are willing to adopt, as proof look at foreign adoptions. What almost nobody wants is to adopt a kid more than a few months old. Hence the giant foster care system. But for babies supply of parents far exceeds supply of children.

      My wife and I have looked into either foster care or adopting older children, the big roadblock for us was all the rules & regulations. For instance, they wanted us to have a fire escape added to our house since the extra rooms we have are on the second floor. We can't afford to make those kinds of modification to our house AND take on a couple of extra children.

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    11. Re:I don't understand by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't expect it to get cheap enough. I also worry about negative side effects. Immunity comes to mind immediately- babies get some immunity from the mother's blood to common illnesses, what would the effect of missing that be long term?

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    12. Re:I don't understand by Creepy · · Score: 1

      More than just that - pregnant women have to worry about the nutrition and avoid harmful substances for at least 9 months, if not more (for nursing), and then they have to go through a painful and possibly damaging to both themself and the child birthing process. If I were female I'd much rather have sex for fun and bypass the whole birthing process.

    13. Re:I don't understand by samazon · · Score: 2

      As a female, I say, YAY! In 2030 I'll be reaching my mid-40s and ready to raise children! I'm going to get some of my eggs frozen RIGHT NOW so that I won't have to worry about all those age-related birth defects. AND I'll be able to eat sushi, clean out the litterbox, and continue exercising normally while my baby grows somewhere that's NOT my body. This is a win. Go go gadget babygrower.

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    14. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pregnancy may take a toll, but it also provides benefits for the mother. The breast milk produced is actually good for the mother as well.

    15. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, that will fix the part where you have to be sick, have your nutrients depleted, and other internal issues, you're still going to be 40-something. Have fun chasing it around.

      Go go gadget robonanny?

      I suggest just going to elementary schools and watching the kids play wistfully. That provides children without the pain of actually, you know, having them.

    16. Re:I don't understand by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Of course, as this takes off, it starts to bring us to the point where we can no longer reproduce on our own. That woman who couldn't have children now can, but her children will likely have the same issues. This leads to otherwise desirable partners who are sterile. Obviously, this does not kill off the people who are fertile, but depending on the issues, eventually the ability to carry a child to term could find itself becoming a social liability that only causes problems for people who want to have sex without consequences.

      I suppose altering the child's DNA might fix that problem, but even then, you start getting to the point where humans become like dog breeds that have lost hybrid vigor and don't even, for that matter, actually even have to resemble their parents except superficially.

    17. Re:I don't understand by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      there is no baby shortage

      So that's what we should be telling infertile couples. Problem solved!

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    18. Re:I don't understand by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      The immunity that babies get from the mother's blood is in the form of antibodies. After birth, the antibodies are no longer being replenished and break down. By the time the antibodies have basically disappeared, the baby's immune system is making its own. Antibodies are transferred through breast-feeding, at a lower efficiency, so there is a continuum.

      In the case of bottle-babies, they would have to be protected form exposure until they can get vaccinations... although at this point we can already manufacture antibodies which could be given therapeutically as a replacement for the blood/milk transferred antibodies.

    19. Re:I don't understand by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, some people would actually prefer to have their own biological children. Selfish, I know, but what can you do?

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    20. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you add what state you live in and whether or not that 2nd floor over a first floor over a walk-out basement with a concrete landing? Also, would they have accepted those metal/rope-chain ladders??? I used to have one in my room and we used it for mischief - probably its very existance was more dangerous than ever jumping from a fire would be.

    21. Re:I don't understand by Hentes · · Score: 1

      But not because of infertility.

    22. Re:I don't understand by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact in most 1st works countries there is!

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    23. Re:I don't understand by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      There are plenty... Just not the color we want.

      This makes a whole new twist on Abortion. If it doesn't HAVE to be INSIDE a mother, is it a people? More importantly what are the ethics of DELIBERATELY making fetuses with these for the parts?

    24. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just think how the quiverful movement would react to this: no limit to the number of possible children, and less risk of the alter ones being gay.

    25. Re:I don't understand by G-forze · · Score: 2

      I suggest just going to elementary schools and watching the kids play wistfully. That provides children without the pain of actually, you know, having them.

      I did that. It got me arrested. :(

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    26. Re:I don't understand by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Antivenom is just a refined solution of antibodies in plasma; I see no reason why we can't produce them in ton lots using recombinant technology, while covering most of the pathogens we need to worry about - while simultaneously using recombinant-production human plasma proteins. Heck, that's what monoclonal antibody therapies are, we're just talking about a longer-lasting course of treatment with a few hundred different strains. Once we're producing them for use in combating infectious disease, their prophylactic use in uterine environment replicators has a marginal cost approaching zero.

    27. Re:I don't understand by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      I suppose altering the child's DNA might fix that problem, but even then, you start getting to the point where humans don't even, for that matter, actually even have to resemble their parents except superficially.

      The term for that is either "transhuman" or "posthuman" depending on whether the changes are continuing, on a population level. If you buy into that concept of "what is a species" (a surprisingly thorny issue).

    28. Re:I don't understand by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Why bother making fetuses when we can just make the parts? Unless you want all the other stuff you can't transplant to sell at a fast food restaurant, I can think of no good reason for it.

      Seriously, we can already just make the parts.

    29. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I'm guessing when they roll this out to the world next week, the people working on it will suddenly realise SHIT! we never thought about stuff like that. If only we'd consulted the smart guys at slashdot we wouldn't have missed anything like this.

    30. Re:I don't understand by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      People still die in childbirth.

      True, but the figures are pretty low. Generally speaking, giving birth is a pretty safe activity.

      It is however, judging from watching my wife give birth, a pretty horrendous experience to go through. Thankfully, the brain is amazingly good at forgetting pain in general, so after a little while, she still said she'd like to have a second kid one day.

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    31. Re:I don't understand by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This may come as a shock if you're 14 or something, but at 40+ you can be perfectly fit and healthy and capable of looking after a child.

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    32. Re:I don't understand by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This makes a whole new twist on Abortion. If it doesn't HAVE to be INSIDE a mother, is it a people?

      If you believe that, from the instant of conception, a foetus is a separate human being with individual rights, surely it is irrelevant whether it is inside a woman or a plastic bottle?

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    33. Re:I don't understand by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way the dotmil folks could go wild over this

      They find somebody like Leroy Jethro Gibbs combine the genes with a hand picked Mother (maybe a Dancer of some sort) and then Farm things out to produce a whole company of Gibbs.

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    34. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this could work really well I absolutely see how this could be something all women would want. Presumably the immunity thing could be solved fairly easily just by bringing some human blood into the system, and don't forget that babies also get some immunity from breast-feeding.

      Pregnancy does take a severe toll on the mother's body, having permanent effects on all women, some of them serious. Pregnancy is also dangerous-- a certain percentage of women DIE every year because of it, even with 1st world medical facilities.

      And, look at all the environmental toxins pregnant women are urged to avoid-- all that could be kept out of an artificial womb, including toxins built up over a lifetime. This could potentially result in much healthier babies.

    35. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not every woman wants to spend 9 month pregnant and go through a birthing process. Plus this could put a new spin on abortion.

    36. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There IS a baby shortage with recessive traits.

    37. Re:I don't understand by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      Gold star. ;-)

    38. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shipping them Prime will be mandatory - they'll spoil if shipped UPS Ground, nevermind the breakage rates...

      - T

  10. Almost... by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forget the artificial womb, who's working on an artificial vagina?

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    1. Re:Almost... by HexaByte · · Score: 2

      Of course, this being Slashdot, most of the posters here are more worried about that than the womb. How else would they ever conceive?

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    2. Re:Almost... by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure they already sell those...

    3. Re:Almost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that called a fleshlight?

    4. Re:Almost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you have never come across the Fleshlight.

      Vaginas aren't the problem, full size love dolls who are able to stay thin, yet curvy, dance the pole, and convince you that they really do like your cock, despite it being completely unremarkable, are what are required.

      And they never, ever tell you that they are "up here" when you are looking at them.

    5. Re:Almost... by acid_andy · · Score: 1

      Forget the artificial womb, who's working on an artificial vagina?

      or vagina - No! Wait.....!

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    6. Re:Almost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as some sick bastard doesn't grow teeth on said vagina!

    7. Re:Almost... by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      Forget the artificial womb, who's working on an artificial vagina?

      depends on how much you want it to look like a hand.

    8. Re:Almost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the artificial womb, who's working on an artificial vagina?

      Several Japanese sex toy companies. I'm not going to provide links, but seriously, they're already producing artificial vaginas that make the Fleshlight seem only marginally better than using a battery terminal cleaner. Japan is a bizarre and amazing place.

      If your Google-fu is failing you, try searching for "ona hole" and peruse the related product lines.

      - T

  11. Medical research is a good thing. by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My first born son has been in the hospital for the last three months. He was born a little early. Let's just say that I'm open to the idea of not going through that again.

    1. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      I hear ya. My first was rough on my wife and she can't safely carry again, all the clone-army jokes aside this is awesome science.

    2. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. It'd be nice not to worry about premature birth, C sections(required or elective), split perineums, or even just carrying a watermelon around for months.

      Even better, no longer needed to have a uterine lining shed every month. Clone it, freeze the sample for later, and then burn that fucker out. No "red tides", no accidental pregnancy, reduced cancer risks. Awesome.

    3. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by DaemonDan · · Score: 1

      It would certainly remove the uncertainty and fear of pregnancy. It is such a delicate process. It would be prohibitively expensive for anyone outside of the first world though. This is also assuming that 20+ years of research will succeed in unraveling the mystery of embryonic development to the level that we can program a computer to produce the right hormones at the right time.

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    4. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the lining of ones ball sack shed and regrew every month with the shed lining slowly trickling out of ones penis you can be sure Men would find a way to make it stop.

      Grow once and stay until used, none of this grow, shed, regrow horseshit.

    5. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by pianophile · · Score: 1

      It would be prohibitively expensive for anyone outside of the first world though.

      Yes, at first. Eventually...

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    6. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Assuming artificial wombs will be safer.

    7. Re:Medical research is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at things in the long term, we might not want to promote of the breeding of people who can't procreate on their own.

  12. Sax Hulled You by salparadyse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh brave new world, that has such people in it.

    1. Re:Sax Hulled You by alanw · · Score: 1

      Mother was an incubator
      Father was the contents
      of a test tube in the ice box
      In the factory of birth

  13. Brave New World by paleo2002 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Should we use these to decant Alphas or Epsilon semi-morons?

    1. Re:Brave New World by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's do Alphas. I'm sure glad I'm not an Epsilon.

    2. Re:Brave New World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's do Alphas. I'm sure glad I'm not an Epsilon.

      I'm an Epsilon, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Brave New World by jittles · · Score: 1

      Epsilons semi-morons. I am sure glad I am not an Alpha.

    4. Re:Brave New World by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I really enjoyed the series. Not great, but good.

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  14. Finally, a solution to abortion politics by davidwr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If a government wants to prohibit abortion, they can just require that she give up her embryo or fetus for adoption when she terminates the pregnancy, with the state picking up the tab over and above the cost of an abortion.

    This assumes, of course, that removing the embryo or fetus in a way that allows transplant to an artificial womb doesn't put the mother at a greater health risk than an abortion.

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    1. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The embryo probably has to be put to the artificial womb before it attaches to the wall of the uterus. What I wonder about is the role of various viruses in the process and the lack of those viruses in an artificial environment.
        Also the epigenetic effects in the artificial environment would be lacking. That could be a positive or a negative thing, depending of the environment the mother lives in.

    2. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      I wanted to post something like this.

      I think you're right -- assuming that the embryo or fetus can be transplanted from a biological to an artificial womb, this should be a legitimate solution to the abortion politics problem. The woman would be able to stop carrying her pregnancy at any time. The Church no longer needs to be worried about the destruction of life. Abortion could be outlawed in favor of this other measure, consistent with pro-life views.

      We'll see how far this technology goes.

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    3. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Church no longer needs to be worried about the destruction of life.

      Slow down there. The Catholic Church forbids all messing with creation of life. IVF is forbidden. Certainly artificial wombs would be considered an abomination.

      On top of that why do you two think transplanting will be possible. They are working on allowing an embryo to implant on an artificial womb. Transplanting an implanted embryo has never been done, even to a natural womb.

    4. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Jeng · · Score: 2

      That assumes that those who are opposed to abortion actually wanted to see the fetus develop into a full grown human being.

      So far as I can tell they only oppose abortion, they don't give a shit about any child actually born.

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    5. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by davidwr · · Score: 1

      For the purposes of this discussion, I'm assuming that someday - whether it's in 2062 or 6262 - we will either figure out a way to transplant an embryo or fetus into an artificial womb.

      The only thing stopping us is either a major setback to or complete end of civilization as we know it, or our ethics and politics change in a way that we stop moving medical science in the direction that makes this possible.

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    6. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in addition to banning one procedure that is currently up to the discretion of the patient and their doctor the government will order a new, and necessarily invasive, procedure done over the objections of the patient and their doctor?

    7. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by hoeferbe · · Score: 1
      Anonymous Coward wrote:

      The Catholic Church forbids all messing with creation of life. IVF is forbidden. Certainly artificial wombs would be considered an abomination.

      I completely agree with your belief that the Catholic Church would find it morally unacceptable to artificially conceive a child and place it in an artificial womb. However, I think they would find it morally acceptable to transplant a child from the womb to an artificial one if the mother could not, for medical reasons, carry the child to term or if there was a problem with the child that made it easier to treat the child if he/she was in an artificial womb.

      But, like you wrote, transplanting an already-implanted embryo is beyond our current capabilities. Who knows what we will be capable of in the future.

    8. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by firewrought · · Score: 1

      If a government wants to prohibit abortion, they can just require that she give up her embryo or fetus for adoption when she terminates the pregnancy, with the state picking up the tab over and above the cost of an abortion.

      This is a very naive view. Many would see an abortion at, say, 3 months into pregnancy as a much smaller "sin" than bringing the child to term and committing him/her to a state-run orphanage slum. Also, the cost per child per year would be HUGE (easily $30K) and when you multiply that by the sheer number of children (there's approximately 1 abortion for every 4 live births), you see that the economics just aren't feasible. Artificial wombs may change the debate somewhat, but I doubt pro-Choice advocates would see it as a serious solution.

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    9. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Let's say that I think transplantation is probably possible eventually. Most things like that are probably just a matter of time. In fact, I believe that functional immortality is probably only a matter of time, assuming we don't run out of resources or energy and end up in a dark age.

      As for the Church, however, you're right. They aren't in the business of denying abortions because they're killjoys, they believe that messing around with life processes can force some very bad moral outcomes. They also have the added situation that they believe in souls being granted to people at some point, and so are leery of introducing adjustments to how people are made.

      Obviously, a lot of those arguments only hold water if you believe in all of that. Still, one would not have to be particularly religious to ask precisely what it required to maintain a human identity in the face of a complete malleability of the human form and processes. How would you relate socially or intellectually with someone born in an artificial womb who will likely never have a child of their own except in that manner? Not so much that they are smarter or different, but they may view what is considered fundamental now to be merely a curiosity.

    10. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say that if given a choice between abortions and government health care, I'll pick government health care every time.

      Since that is not a choice, then why vote for someone supporting a government health care system that is likely to break and cause further problems down the road. That is probably why you think we wouldn't want to take care of children who weren't aborted, but what you're really doing is taking two bad situations and saying that we don't care about children because we don't think government health care is a good idea.

      You're trying to make us pick the lesser of two evils, but not offering to give up the greater of the two evils.

    11. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by davidwr · · Score: 1

      They also have the added situation that they believe in souls being granted to people at some point, and so are leery of introducing adjustments to how people are made.

      Or perhaps it's the other way around - the person is the soul, and at some point the mostly-water carbon-based self-reproducing material is granted to the person.

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    12. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumes that those who are opposed to abortion actually wanted to see the fetus develop into a full grown human being.

      So far as I can tell they only oppose abortion, they don't give a shit about any child actually born.

      Hmm... don't think you have done the research here:
      http://www.womenscarecenter.org/ - The largest of hundreds of such organizations that care about mother and baby, from conception to happy, healthy birth, childhood and beyond.

      Please don't lump faithful Catholics who believe all life is sacred (and do something about it) with the political religious who treat abortion like some kind of theological football.

    13. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Although many people rightly see the Catholic Church as being behind the curve, I think that it is entirely possible for them to eventually incorporate that philosophy as they have other things like evolution. They tend to move slowly, but they still move forward. It's one reason I've always understood the point of the Protestant Reformation, but could never see how the results actually made Christianity *better* except for the more immediate benefits of forcing reforms of the more glaring issues.

      Catholic prelates tend to be very highly educated people, with a great respect for intellectual questions, and since they don't insist on the Bible being the sole source of all revelation and doctrine, it allows them to incorporate scientific and intellectual innovations eventually. You do get the backlash about the whole Galileo thing, but I think people need to view that alongside the realization that the Vatican now runs it's own observatory.

      The interesting thing is, if there was a way to end legalized abortion, most hard-core Catholics would even find themselves likely to vote for Democrats as the Church has a very strong bent for social justice in ways that might make it hard for them to remain Republicans. The Church has nothing against welfare, or government health care (unless it is used to fund things like abortions), and in fact, runs the largest charity on Earth.

    14. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      A church can pick up the tab.

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    15. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're opposed to killing of the fetus, which is avoided in this way.

    16. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The "abortion politics problem" lies with religious fanatics. A simpler solution would be to ban any interference by the religious with secular society.

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    17. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't God know what we will be capable of in the future, and have worded the Bible appropriately?

      I mean, it's not like the Bible is just a collection of cobbled together myths by a bunch of goat hearders a few thousand years ago or anything, is it?

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    18. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by supersloshy · · Score: 1

      Catholicism believes that the Bible, which they themselves compiled from misc. manuscripts, is second in importance to Catholic tradition itself. The Bible wasn't worded only one way, either; we don't have access to the original manuscripts and we can only rely on translations, and sometimes translations of translations. Whether or not something like this would be morally appropriate would be the decision of those who know the religion inside and out, specifically the Pope and Bishops.

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    19. Re:Finally, a solution to abortion politics by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Please don't lump faithful Catholics who believe all life is sacred (and do something about it) with the political religious who treat abortion like some kind of theological football.

      Then do a better job of getting the word out that these organizations exist.

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  15. Obvious application by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    "Build me an army, worthy of Mordor"

  16. Cold World by concealment · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Born in a test tube.

    Nurtured in a plastic womb.

    Raised by a telescreen.

    Now another soldier for democracy, freedom and the American way...

    1. Re:Cold World by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 2

      My kid's to be an only child because my wife can't carry again, there is distinct good for people this science can create.

    2. Re:Cold World by ApplePy · · Score: 1

      I wish we could mod you up to a +5 Cynical!

      It's pretty much true already, except the first two steps are a little more allegory than reality so far.

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    3. Re:Cold World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burma Shave?

    4. Re:Cold World by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      While I empathize with you and your wife's situation, your child does not have to be an only child because adoption exists and if you insist on a biological sibling, there is IFV with a surrogate that would be 10s of thousands of dollars less expensive than this if it is ever commercially available. The only thing this replaces is the need for a surrogate, the rest of the process is the same and available today.

    5. Re:Cold World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Raised by a telescrene is 100% accurate. People are naturally selecting for telescrene input more then they are for survival in nature.

  17. Just wait for the politics of this to hit the fan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Consider, female is pregnant & wants to abort her fetus, but the male sues to have custody of the fetus turned over to him since he can implant it into an artificial womb..

    In a society where pregnancy can occur entirely outside of the human body, what will happen for abortion rights, custody disputes, etc.

    All kinds of social, ethical and legal landmines waiting in that Pandora's box.

  18. De-evolution by gr8_phk · · Score: 2

    but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?

    This will be primarily used by those who can not conceive and those who cannot carry to term. That would be a huge intervention in the evolutionary process, as those are the people we DON'T want to reproduce.

    1. Re:De-evolution by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      ...I see somebody wants to bring back eugenics

    2. Re:De-evolution by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Why, exactly, do we not WANT them to reproduce? There are some genetic traits that affect reproduction as well as other systems that may be desirable to not pass on, but there are plenty of genetic reproduction issues that otherwise have no effect on the person. Why shouldn't they be allowed to pass those on? What about people who can't reproduce because of a surgery, accident, etc completely unrelated to genetics?

      We left "natural" evolution a long time ago... many thousands of years. And we forced dogs, cows, chickens and countless other species to do the same when we started selectively breeding them. This is just one more step down the same old road.

    3. Re:De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, exactly, don't we want those people to reproduce?

    4. Re:De-evolution by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Says who?

      What exactly is anymore wrong with needing a machine to reproduce than needing cooking to eat?

      We humans have moved most of our digestive system into technology, why not this too?

    5. Re:De-evolution by frinsore · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your argument is a few decades late. Instead of having a surrogate mother carry the child to term now a tank "carries" the child to term.

    6. Re:De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we not men?

    7. Re:De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?

      This will be primarily used by those who can not conceive and those who cannot carry to term. That would be a huge intervention in the evolutionary process, as those are the people we DON'T want to reproduce.

      You have a flawed understanding of evolution. If a species develops a trait to the point that it makes other traits irrelevant to its survival, that is the very definition of evolutionary progress. In this case, evolution of mental faculties has reduced the usefulness of particular reproductive traits. Your error in logic comes from divorcing mankind's technical progress from its evolutionary journey. I fully expect a future where the immune system also becomes less important as technology takes over for it. At a certain point technology will become as coupled to humanities existence as water is to a fish's. Whether that is a good evolutionary step remains to be seen, but it would be foolish to argue it isn't a step.

    8. Re:De-evolution by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Funny

      We humans have moved most of our digestive system into technology, why not this too?

      I'm not sure what restaurants you eat out at, but remind me never to have dinner at your place.

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    9. Re:De-evolution by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      We humans have moved most of our digestive system into technology, why not this too?

      I'm not sure what restaurants you eat out at, but remind me never to have dinner at your place.

      I don't know about "most," but what do you think cooking does? It starts breaking down the molecules in food, aka digesting.

    10. Re:De-evolution by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Oh I don't think it's just one more step if you are comparing making decisions regarding animals considered property to making decisions as to which other people get to procreate.

      And no, evolution is still here. You just don't realize it. It's not some race toward a goal, it's adaptation to the environment and ability to reproduce in that environment. Evolution could lead to people with no left arms beacuse of some weird virus that only afflicts people with left arms.

      It's not like it progresses to anything better. And you would be hard pressed to define better for 100% of the population. I'm sure some people actually WOULD welcome genetic changes which rendered women's reproductive organs disabled without intervention. The monthly cycle isn't all that fun and some might consider not having it a welcome tradeoff if that tradeoff was a medical procedure when they wanted to have kids.

      That's the weird thing about life. There is no such thing as 'Right'. At least, not universally. So trying to determine that 'genetic traits', even disabilities are sometimes advantageous.

      (I realize you aren't arguing AGAINST them reproducing, so please consider this comment a more general response to both you and the people who seem to think that we should be striving to some genetic perfection, as if that concept even made sense)

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    11. Re:De-evolution by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Cooking just allows us to be able to eat more types of food. We haven't half moved most of our digestive system into technology. We just process (i.e. cook) food that the body would find difficult to process by itself. Like raw meat. I am sure we can still digest raw meat, but rather inefficiently, and with great risk to our health.

      We still pretty much have the same digestive processes we did millenia ago.

    12. Re:De-evolution by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      This will be primarily used by those who can not conceive and those who cannot carry to term. That would be a huge intervention in the evolutionary process, as those are the people we DON'T want to reproduce.

      What, cyborgs?

    13. Re:De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all power was turned off we could still eat. If all power is cut out and we can't reproduce on our own, our race dies. There's a difference.

      Granted we're not near the "can't reproduce on our own" point, but once everyone can see it it'll probably be too late.

    14. Re:De-evolution by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I don't see a problem with this. When the inevitable civilization crash occurs, those that carry these pregnancy-inhibiting genetic variations will simply be removed from the gene pool in a single generation. Problem solved. And producing people who are less likely to produce more people isn't a problem anyway as we aren't facing a population shortage.

    15. Re:De-evolution by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      ...I see somebody wants to bring back eugenics

      No, that was where people artificially decided who was more fit. One should not intervene when nature decides that. And FYI, my wife was unable to carry to term so we adopted instead. It was much simpler than using an artificial womb and came with a tax credit - we're not Nazis. Thanks for playing.

    16. Re:De-evolution by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      Your argument is a few decades late. Instead of having a surrogate mother carry the child to term now a tank "carries" the child to term.

      Surrogates are not legal everywhere, and the argument is still valid. If you can't reproduce perhaps you shouldn't - the rest of us don't want your genes in the population with our offspring ;-)

    17. Re:De-evolution by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      You have a flawed understanding of evolution. If a species develops a trait to the point that it makes other traits irrelevant to its survival, that is the very definition of evolutionary progress. In this case, evolution of mental faculties has reduced the usefulness of particular reproductive traits. Your error in logic comes from divorcing mankind's technical progress from its evolutionary journey. I fully expect a future where the immune system also becomes less important as technology takes over for it. At a certain point technology will become as coupled to humanities existence as water is to a fish's. Whether that is a good evolutionary step remains to be seen, but it would be foolish to argue it isn't a step.

      Yeah, I was aware of that argument when I posted. My suspicion is that it's either an evolutionary dead end, or a method of control - the process will become regulated and the government will decide who gets to use it. Either way its really my suspicion that it's bad.

    18. Re:De-evolution by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      Tax credit? I'll have to look into that, though I've read it's unlikely anyone would allow us to adopt based on my wife having a possibly life-shortening disease. To be fair though, "This will be primarily used by those who can not conceive...as those are the people we DON'T want to reproduce" ignores the fact that there is in modern days the ability to actually ensure the kid's don't carry genes you are so concerned about. There's a commonly used technique now where they inseminate an egg and then after only a few cells have developed, they test one cell for the genetic markers of the disease being worried about and only implant in-vitro the eggs which provably were missing the gene. With an artificial womb and this technique people could have their own children without the dangerous gene markers (which grow more submissive per generation anyway).

    19. Re:De-evolution by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      And before you call that eugenics, eugenics is where society decides if you get to have kids or not, this is more akin to abortion where individuals get to choose whether they have a kid or not.

  19. Even affordable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?

    To "the majority of the Earth's population" it won't matter whether it's affordable or not, as they'll never ever need this. It will only matter for the select few who want children and a natural womb is unavailable for whatever reason. High pricing will act as deterrent to abuse the technology for things such as clone armies or slave breeding, so if it's expensive, that might actually be a good thing.

    1. Re:Even affordable? by PPH · · Score: 0

      High pricing will act as deterrent to abuse the technology for things such as clone armies

      Right. because we all know how budget conscious the pentagon is. This is exactly the first place I'd expect to see widespread use of this technology.

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    2. Re:Even affordable? by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By the time you "make" the clones, raise them, educate them, train them, the cost would be astronomical for an army or any worthwhile force. Plus, new soldiers would be at least 16 years out, to be generous.

      Meanwhile you can crank out robots by the truckload for a fraction of the cost. They have much simpler logistical requirements in terms of food, housing, and other amenities. More durable, better endurance, can be repaired. We're a lot closer to robot soldiers than clone soldiers too.
      =Smidge=

    3. Re:Even affordable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This really depends on what you need the robots for. Guns on wheels work just fine. But robots that can search houses and torture civilians are a little tougher.

    4. Re:Even affordable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our robotics progress is deceptive because most unmanned systems are remotely piloted. We've only recently gotten to the point where UAVs can land on a carrier more reliably than a human. In terms of decision making ability, Watson & Chess-computers are reasonably capable at processing data which is easily digitized.

      The job of a soldier is not easily digitized.

      One of the core functions of a robotic soldier would be object recognition. In the visible light spectrum of this domain, Humans are still light-years ahead of Computer Vision and AI. A task as simple as "sense and avoid"/collision avoidance in an unfamiliar environment are non-trivial for autonomous vehicles. The energy density, cost, and material science problems still mostly preclude vehicles that can combine agility and mobility.

      Yes, servo lag is tightening up with improved sensors and faster processors, but it's another thing entirely to develop the inverse kinematics even assuming you have a complete motion capture studio with a map of your environment. Training a robot to walk on a treadmill isn't the same thing as gravel, wet leaves, boulders, and sand.

      I think this is 100% why UAVs have proliferated so much faster than any other type of vehicle: the environment is mostly homogeneous, the kinematics are relatively simple, and the granularity required for position reference generally falls within the limitations of low cost GPS receivers. Most UAVs with enter fail-safe landing mode in the event of GPS signal loss. The same robot that can circle a point in space with great accuracy becomes totally blind under the roof of a parking garage or in a football stadium.

    5. Re:Even affordable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who needs to clone a FULL human - maybe just enough of a nervous system that it could be embedded in a robotic chassis, and be able to respond to training and provide appropriate responses to stimuli. That way you get 'the best of both worlds'.

      Who else thinks an army of cyborgs is a distinct possibility?

    6. Re:Even affordable? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Now you're talking about growing fully functional organ systems without the rest of the body. That's even further away than a clone army, and you really haven't saved much on any front: Still takes time to grow, raise (a big part of it is mental development), and train these disembodied brains. You have increased your logistical load since now you need food AND fuel/energy. You decreased durability, sacrificed much of your ability to repair, decreased endurance (mental fatigue). It's actually the WORST of both worlds.

      Cyborgs are going to start fully human and be augmented from there, not the other way around.
      =Smidge=

    7. Re:Even affordable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need much of a fully-developed mind to scream "exterminate!"

  20. Brave New World by Freddybear · · Score: 0

    "O brave new world, that has such people in it."

  21. I hope you aren't over 45 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sexconker:

    If you are over 45 and tell people you think 16 year old boys are "stunning" that will give a few people the creeps.

    Thank goodness this is the Internet and nobody knows or cares how old you are.

    1. Re:I hope you aren't over 45 by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Sexconker:

      If you are over 45 and tell people you think 16 year old boys are "stunning" that will give a few people the creeps.

      Thank goodness this is the Internet and nobody knows or cares how old you are.

      A: perhaps they each are carrying a taser
      B: the guys' handle is "sexconker"

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    2. Re:I hope you aren't over 45 by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Sexconker:

      If you are over 45 and tell people you think 16 year old boys are "stunning" that will give a few people the creeps.

      Thank goodness this is the Internet and nobody knows or cares how old you are.

      Age is irrelevant in this case. Any adult male regardless of their age is creepy making that statement.

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    3. Re:I hope you aren't over 45 by Doubting+Sapien · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is no compelling contextual evidence for the age or gender of the original poster. For all we know, sexconker might very well be a young girl with a geeky streak who happens to like gourmet ice cream and pretty boys with good pipes. I sang baritone in school. An i've been told i clean up well. Anyone in SF bay area interested in starting an a Capella group? We can call ourselves "Super Cache", or maybe go with "Beowulf". What kind of name is likely to attract the attention of the geek girl among /.ers? I know! "The GNU Directions"!

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    4. Re:I hope you aren't over 45 by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sexconker:

      If you are over 45 and tell people you think 16 year old boys are "stunning" that will give a few people the creeps.

      Thank goodness this is the Internet and nobody knows or cares how old you are.

      Age is irrelevant in this case. Any adult male regardless of their age is creepy making that statement.

      How about if he'd said stunning 16 year old girls (in a place where the age of consent is 16 like here in the UK)?

      Just curious.

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  22. Of all the- by paiute · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really? Artificial wombs, FFS? Look around you, Dr. Fertility. The natural wombs are pumping out product at a terrifyingly prodigious rate with no help from you. Maybe you can work on some other organ that we maybe need to stay alive or something?

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    1. Re:Of all the- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The natural wombs are pumping out product at a terrifyingly prodigious rate

      Except they're not, except in third world countries where the only recreational activity is fucking.

      The US is slightly below the stable "replacement" rate of ~2.1 children per couple, at 2.0. Many European countries are SIGNIFCANTLY below the replacement rate, in the 1-1.8 range. Our population is rapidly aging, and barely replenishing itself, much less growing. A technology that would allow some of the women who WANT to reproduce but cannot might change that dynamic.

    2. Re:Of all the- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The natural wombs are pumping out product at a terrifyingly prodigious rate

      Except they're not, except in third world countries where the only recreational activity is fucking.

      The US is slightly below the stable "replacement" rate of ~2.1 children per couple, at 2.0. Many European countries are SIGNIFCANTLY below the replacement rate, in the 1-1.8 range. Our population is rapidly aging, and barely replenishing itself, much less growing. A technology that would allow some of the women who WANT to reproduce but cannot might change that dynamic.

      I doubt that the low birth rates in the U.S. and Europe are due to women who want to have children but can't. It's much more likely due to women who don't want to have children having the means to prevent conception.

    3. Re:Of all the- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are risks to the mother from pregnancy and birth; not to mention the inconvenience, anxiety, weight-gain, scarification from c-sections, pain of childbirth, etc.

      Giving people the option of having children without subjecting mothers to all of the above would be a fantastic and sometimes even lifesaving improviement.

    4. Re:Of all the- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that there are women who could, but choose not to, reproduce. Nothing I wrote says or implies that I don't understand that.

      At the same time, there are women who would love to, but who simply cannot for biological reasons. So, instead of trying to force the women who can into having babies unwillingly, wouldn't it be great if the women who WANT to, COULD?

    5. Re:Of all the- by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      To play devil's advocate, this technology would radically increase the number of reproducing homosexuals. This would in turn radically reduce total unwanted pregnancies, by reducing prevelence of genetic predisposition to homosexual relationships.

    6. Re:Of all the- by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

      Really? Artificial wombs, FFS? Look around you, Dr. Fertility. The natural wombs are pumping out product at a terrifyingly prodigious rate with no help from you. Maybe you can work on some other organ that we maybe need to stay alive or something?

      And that doesn't say anything to people that want to be parents but for some reason they can not physically carry a baby to term. I applaud this as a step to help those that live under that anguish.

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    7. Re:Of all the- by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I'd say this looks good on all fronts:

      Our brightest and most industrious women can keep working without being slowed down by carrying a child.

      Our hottest women can reproduce and keep their vaginas tight.

      Slashdotters can have children with no female involvement (besides a donor egg).

      Well, two outta three ain't bad...

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    8. Re:Of all the- by swillden · · Score: 1

      The natural wombs are pumping out product at a terrifyingly prodigious rate with no help from you.

      No they're not. In Hans Rosling's words, we've already reached and passed "Peak Child". The absolute number of annual births worldwide has peaked at a little over 100 million per year -- ~2 billion per 20-year generation -- and is beginning to gradually decline, even though some areas of the world are producing far more than their share still. As those areas get wealthier and more educated (which is happening rapidly) the birth rate will continue dropping. The youngest generation now alive will replace itself, but not more. Because there are many more young people than old people now, as each successive generation replaces itself we'll eventually reach the point where the five living generations between 0 and 100 years of age consist of about 2 billion each, for a total of 10 billion, and that will be the maximum population, barring significant changes in life expectancy.

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    9. Re:Of all the- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woefully ignorant. Population growth is declining worldwide. In the developed countries, populations are actually *decreasing* due to a birth rate below replacement level (2.1). We might even see a decline in world population in the 22nd century, probably the first time that has happened since the Black Death.

      We need more humans and any way we can get them. How else would we have enough colonists to send into space? Population pressures on Earth will propel us to the stars. Lack of population pressure will slow down our already glacial pace of space development.

      Artificial wombs may be the only thing that prevents us from remaining Earth-bound and vulnerable to a one-shot extinction event.

  23. Re:Mr. Atreides to the red courtesy phone please.. by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

    You, uh... never read the rest of the series did you?

    Because that's a horrible way to talk about your wife. The Bene Tleilax are masters of the genome, their Axolotl tanks are women.

  24. Farmers use them by davidwr · · Score: 1, Funny

    who's working on an artificial vagina?

    Farmers use them to collect sperm for artificial insemination.

    When it comes to human use though, I hear a real one is better. Of course this being "news for nerds" nobody reading this has ever seen a real one since the day we were born. From the looks of things, Slashdotters born 50 years from now will go their whole lives never seeing one.

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    1. Re:Farmers use them by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course this being "news for nerds" nobody reading this has ever seen a real one since the day we were born. From the looks of things, Slashdotters born 50 years from now will go their whole lives never seeing one.

      I would have seen one, but my stomach is in the way!

  25. Breed them ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... and plug them in to the Matrix.

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  26. Equal rights, equal treatment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hm... I've known an unfortunate amount of misandrists in my day. Full-on, too, complete with being willing, able, and eager to, in any conversation, tell any male they're talking to that all men are useless as soon as they invent artificial sperm, with all the seriousness and conviction that implies they're desperately TRYING to do so, entirely without a hint of irony in their words, voice, or expression.

    I can imagine these people being none-too-happy with this development. And I'd simply LOVE to be the one who tells them as such, just to see the looks on their faces.

    (and yes, "full-on" includes the standard-issue "claims to be a feminist without knowing the first thing about the feminism movement, solely using it as a shield or excuse for legitimate misandry")

    1. Re:Equal rights, equal treatment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strictly speaking however the misadrists are still correct. It likely makes more sense to maintain an all female population than an all male one. You can for example make a clone out of an egg and a dna sample but you can't do the same with a sperm and a dna sample.

      It would be interesting however to see what this tech will do to the argument about abortion. A lot of the reason that the pro-choice crowd argue abortion should be legal is that the woman should have the right to do what she wants with her body. However if transplanting the fetus to an external womb is possible there's more ground for the father having a say in the disposition of the child.

    2. Re:Equal rights, equal treatment by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Men offer just a bit more to human culture than just sperm. Unfortunately modern feminism has been entwining misandry into society for the last 30 years or so under the guise of 'liberating' women. Today it's so bad that we have grown men running around with adolescent insecurities and requisite self-loathing that goes with it. We have had dozens of tv shows and countless musicians completely dedicated to ridiculing and stereotyping men. What would happen if we produced a show called 'Gals with Cars' or 'Gals with Computers'.. would that pass muster with the feminists? I doubt it, but 'Guys with Kids' is perfectly alright. It's sad and maddeningly hypocritical.

    3. Re:Equal rights, equal treatment by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      not sure what happened it only grabbed the first part of my comment..

      As it is, women should have no say in the father's wallet and his choice, the same way he has no say in hers. This bit of technology won't change this inequality because it is a cornerstone in feminists' desire to control men and their access to sex.

  27. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, all kinds of social, ethical, and legal landmines waiting, just like every other biomedical advance in history.

  28. not a wonderful idea by markhahn · · Score: 1

    we don't know that much about early human development, though it's pretty clearly not simple (more like chaotic). without knowing which sensory inputs are important to healthy development, an artificial womb would need to attempt to replicate them all. heck, there are plenty of substances that cross the placenta, and most of them would need to be emulated too.

    in other words, producing a mouse-like mouse from an artificial mouse womb is rather different from doing it with humans...

  29. Re:those who cannot reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many farm crops are bred specifically so that they can't reproduce sexually on their own. Why would it be any more wrong to do this to humans?

  30. Why? by flightmaker · · Score: 1

    Given that we have already over populated planet Earth, WHY THE HELL DOES ANYBODY WANT TO COME UP WITH A WAY OF MAKING MORE OF US? Are they bloody stupid? Can't they think of something useful to do with their ingenuity?

    1. Re:Why? by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Let's work towards population reduction.

      You go first.

    2. Re:Why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Given that we have already over populated planet "
      based on...what?
      You can put every person i the state of Texas with the population density of new york.
      We have more then enough food to feed every one.
      The problem isn't population, it's politics.

      Add to that, artificial wombs could mean a way to get the human race to other planets.

      The distopian view would be that everyone is sterilized at birth, and allowed to have 1 artificial kid until the population decreases to what stupid short sighted people think is the correct population.

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, it'd be more effective for him to start with other (unwilling) people. Secondly, he never proposed killing people but that we put less effort into making more people.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. Let's work towards population reduction.

      You go first.

      What this planet needs is a proper world war, it's been far too long and there's just too many bored, healthy young people with nothing much to do. I suggest conscripting all the 16-35 year olds, letting them fight it out until only a few walking wounded are left, thereby leaving a generation of increasingly desperate young women to us oldies.

      Bisexuality amongst these poor souls would be permitted, indeed encouraged, provided proper use was made of video recording equipment.

  31. Wrong kinds of babies .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author of the article seems to believe that birth via artificial wombs could become the new norm, but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?

    But ... those are poor brown babies, and we already have too many of those. The world needs more rich white babies.

    Who else do you think is going to be able to afford an artificial womb?

    1. Re:Wrong kinds of babies .. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Can't the rich white folk just buy more of the poor brown babies? Let the free market decide!

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  32. living + human != legal person by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But of course, if we grow humans in an artificial womb, they wouldn't really alive until we take them out at the end of the 9-month procedure, right?

    If you are referring to abortion poltics, the term you are looking for is "legal person."

    There is no question that a zygote is biologically human and biologically alive.

    Legal person-hood is another matter. This is granted - and taken away - by the common consensus of society or in some cases, the edict of a government or dictator that doesn't reflect the consensus of society. Even ignoring "artificial legal persons" like corporations, a society can grant legal personhood - the state of having the rights of a living person - on sufficiently-intelligent animals or non-earth-originated sentient aliens or even sentient human-created life forms (e.g. computer programs, androids, etc.) if it wants to. If it wants to, it can also take away or deny the personhood of living humans who are too young (e.g. not born yet, or not old enough to be more self-aware than non-human animals), or severely mentally retarded or severely brain-damaged. We can also take away personhood by declaring someone dead even if they are still breathing. Most Western countries do this today when they declare someone "brain dead" if their autonomic systems are working but there is no other brain function.

    By the way, I am NOT advocating denying anyone who has already been born the status of "person" for reasons of mental or physical incapacity short of brain death. If the society I live in makes this a common practice, I'll probably move.

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    1. Re:living + human != legal person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A perfect example of that would be ancient rome: for a long time, a baby didn't become a person until 2. In some ways, that made sense, both because of the high infant mortality rate and because, other than its potential to become an adult, it is hard to come up with a good reason to regard babies as more worthy of rights than a chimp or even a dog.

  33. Re:Not alive of course by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

    Why would you say that?

    I would think though this could nearly eliminate unwanted pregnancy. Everyone can be on birth control and enter into a legal binding contract when they want to order a child.

  34. Wrong question by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
    "[I]s it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?"

    Clearly, no. But this is beside the point. Maybe it will be one day. And in the much nearer future, it will be just the thing we will turn to because we start having ethical problems with renting the wombs of poor women in India who presently serve as surrogates for fertility-challenged rich couples.

    But for me, the real sci-fi potential of this technology is in interstellar colonization. The idea is that frozen genetic material can survive a long trip much better than any living organism, especially if we're talking about slow trips that might take centuries. However, with proper shielding and error control, a lab that can produce artificial wombs and gestate babies should be much easier, technologically. I'm guessing that by the end of this century, all the pieces will be in place: An artificial womb, an AI that can operate it, correct preservation techniques, and an AI parenting program that does a more ethical job of parenting that many human parents who are still allowed to keep their kids. That, together with AI school, basically makes for a highly portable civilization reproduction package. Only the first generation would need to be raised by pure technology, although I'm sure that since they have the technology, they would want to keep using it to grow the size of the colony and add to their genetic diversity.

    1. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for me, the real sci-fi potential of this technology is in interstellar colonization. The idea is that frozen genetic material can survive a long trip much better than any living organism, especially if we're talking about slow trips that might take centuries. However, with proper shielding and error control, a lab that can produce artificial wombs and gestate babies should be much easier, technologically. I'm guessing that by the end of this century, all the pieces will be in place: An artificial womb, an AI that can operate it, correct preservation techniques, and an AI parenting program that does a more ethical job of parenting that many human parents who are still allowed to keep their kids. That, together with AI school, basically makes for a highly portable civilization reproduction package. Only the first generation would need to be raised by pure technology, although I'm sure that since they have the technology, they would want to keep using it to grow the size of the colony and add to their genetic diversity.

      Which is the plot of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Songs_of_Distant_Earth by Arthur C. Clarke. Good read

  35. Re:Mr. Atreides to the red courtesy phone please.. by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Nor did he see any previous comments (like mine, which noted that in Dune, 1000 years in the future, axlotyl tanks are human women). Lots of redundancy in this thread, I wonder if the mods will notice?

    (clicking "no bonus buttons because I'm not exactly on-topic here. Hell, if everyone else deserves a downmod I might as well too!)

  36. Re:The window of opportunity, wave it bye-bye. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    You need to take your medicine. Clearly it wore off.

    This is the next generation in fertility treatments, not some way to eliminate the female sex.

  37. Re:Mr. Atreides to the red courtesy phone please.. by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

    Well he certainly never finished it!

    *(Ok, so Herbert and Anderson might have made that possible).

  38. good questions at end of summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do this? as if we don't have enough people on the planet.
    "hmm...i've got some research money. i'll do this. they pharmacorps will jump to hire me so they can get rich selling this shit to rich old men that want an heir without an heiress. meanwhile, i'll get rich from the buttloads of money they pay me. winning!"

  39. Breast Milk by Cockatrice_hunter · · Score: 1

    Would we then have to create artificial breasts to produce milk, or take hormone supplements for those women who wish to give their childeren breast milk? Or would, in a world where artificial wombs are the norm, milk mothers make a return and become an industry?

  40. Reservations for by bfmorgan · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Womb with a view.

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  41. Re:The window of opportunity, wave it bye-bye. by Zordak · · Score: 1

    Also, you still need eggs. Nobody is claiming to be "twenty years out" from that right now.

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  42. Those dirty Tleilaxu by scorp1us · · Score: 2

    From the planet Ix...

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  43. International adoption by tepples · · Score: 1

    In that case, the real problem is the inefficiency of international adoption.

    1. Re:International adoption by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      While I realize that there are some that can't adopt due to innefficiencies and high costs of adoption, I think the main reason is that many people just plain don't want kids anymore. In western society where they don't provide an income, and in actuality cost a lot of money, there's many reasons not to have kids. I have 3 myself, but I can see where people could be perfectly happy with no kids at all.

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  44. Re:The window of opportunity, wave it bye-bye. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    You need to take your medicine. Clearly it wore off.

    This is the next generation in fertility treatments, not some way to eliminate the female sex.

    This isn't about fertility treatments. IVF is about fertility treatments. Granted some woman cannot carry a pregnancy to term, but in those cases there are surrogates. This is about freeing woman from the so called bondage of having to be pregnant at all.

  45. Live, November 6, 1996 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flowing cold heads in mechanical wombs
    Radioactive constant temperature circular appendages

  46. I can just imagine people lining up in front of all glass encased Baby Gap's full of iBabies with that new "pod" smell...and around the corner a dumpster full of last years models.

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  47. stupid idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until they add a brain, 2 eyes, 2 legs or maybe 2 arms as well to these artificial wombs so they can protect themselves or run away from danger....oh wait, we already have that, it's called a mother.

  48. Honor Harrington anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tube Babies coming soon to a lab near you.

    This is my second "Sci-Fi tech could become reality in the none too distant future" of the last 20 minutes. (The first one being Sundiveresque http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-11/uoi-plt111312.php). If I keep reading, I might find out someone about to make a working version of a warp drive.

    Good Times!

  49. Vanity is priceless by FullCircle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course rich women who want to keep their figure will want to go this route.

    If they want to have children without stretchmarks and weight gain, this is perfect, cost be damned.

    It will be the new status symbol.

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    1. Re:Vanity is priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To h**l with you. The changes pregnancy causes to a woman's body are a lot more than stretchmarks and weight gain. I really, really hope you aren't married and never do marry.

    2. Re:Vanity is priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that this will still require the woman to go through the egg "harvesting" process for IVF, which is not easy to do. It requires 8 weeks of preparation including taking medications to regulate her cycle, as well as self-administering several different types of shots in order to "super ovulate" so that as many viable eggs can be taken from the woman in the hopes that once they are combined with sperm, they will become embryos. During "super ovulation" the ovaries, which are usually the size of a olive, to grow to the size of small oranges (this hurts). The eggs are harvested using a long needle that accesses them through the vaginal wall. This process is not fun and would take several weeks to recover from even if the embryo wasn't implanted back into the uterus. You would still need super ovulation in order to create the embryo to go into the artificial womb, so while surely some women would use it for cosmetic reasons, they'd have to be very serious about having a child and subject their bodies to quite a bit to even get to use the artificial womb.

    3. Re:Vanity is priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, fat ugly women don't get raped!

  50. Honor Harrington anyone? by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

    Tube Babies coming soon to a lab near you.

    This is my second "Sci-Fi tech could become reality in the none too distant future" of the last 20 minutes. (The first one being Sundiveresque http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-11/uoi-plt111312.php). If I keep reading, I might find out someone about to make a working version of a warp drive.

    Good Times!

    [forgot to login in my prev. post]

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  51. Genengineered humans out of artificial wombs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clan Wolf and Jade Falcon incoming!

  52. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

    What landmines? It will be the same as it is now, except that the woman have to give the father a chance to keep the aborted fetus alive. Any further custody disputes will be the same as they are now.

  53. Cynicism tempered with something else by concealment · · Score: 1

    It is pretty much true already. It's a frightening thought.

    Many of us out here are former golden children who got burnt out not on our ability to succeed, but in the direction things are heading. There's a default assumption that there is no other way, and that this way is good or at least necessary.

    The result is a strong cynicism, even toward most solutions.

    The "something else" however is always there. I will always believe in people. Not all of them, but the good ones. I don't know if there is an objective measurement for "good" or that objective measurements exist at all beyond basic chemistry, physics and math, but there is good out there. It gets up every day fighting not just to win, but to be good.

    It's a good source of inspiration for us all.

  54. Blue screen zombies by concealment · · Score: 1

    It's true. It's how we socialize: what I saw on TV last night, what I downloaded, what funny line in a movie this current situation reminds me of, etc.

    It's dystopian lite.

  55. Re:The window of opportunity, wave it bye-bye. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so called bondage of having to be pregnant at all.

    Oh god, next they'll be asking us for equal pay instead of making us sandwiches!

    And you know what comes after that? Them women start demanding... RESPECT! Ain't that a hoot?

    How about we strap an extra 40 pounds on you for 9 months, jack you full of hormones to make your body do weird shit, give you morning sickness and food cravings and aversions, then at the end of it, we put you through 6-48 hours of pain, and weeks of recovery. And through the entire process, the specter of losing your baby and/or dying can loom over you. And then we do the whole thing again, in another year or two.

    Yep, these women should just learn to enjoy being pregnant, I don't know what they're complaining about AT ALL.

  56. atrifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you have artificial worms who can change in future you never can trace the worm ore virus so verry verry dangerous if you mean artifical worms to map the internet as as cybergeddon yes else no in cybergeddon you can make a worm who multiply end to map the internet verry easy a nested procedure

  57. Sympathy and a bit of context by concealment · · Score: 1

    My kid's to be an only child because my wife can't carry again, there is distinct good for people this science can create.

    My sympathies to you for this difficult situation. Hug that wife.

    However, my post wasn't an argument against the technology. I am a futurist, and I'll always believe we should zoom forward with all sorts of technologies, including some I consider immoral (because they often lead to better things).

    That being said, where my post applies is not to a specific technology, but our across-the-board use of all technologies to create a dystopian society. There are facts, and interpretations. There are technologies, and their arrangement into a civilization.

    We can do better on that latter part.

    Dcnjoe69 also makes a good point.

    1. Re:Sympathy and a bit of context by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, I just felt someone needs to inject the other-side-of-the-coin on this subject where all of slashdot (as the comments on this article show) will immediately start imagining half-womb creatures running around with mechanical brains guarding us in our cells at the RIAA organ-recquisitioning facility. A totally valid possibility, but not the whole picture :)

    2. Re:Sympathy and a bit of context by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      As a futurist, I imagine star ships full with artificial wombs in frozen state.
      Leaves up the question how to educate the babes when they are decanted.

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    3. Re:Sympathy and a bit of context by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I am a futurist, and I'll always believe we should zoom forward with all sorts of technologies, including some I consider immoral (because they often lead to better things).

      The idea that things will always get better in the long run is at best naive, and at worst just plain wrong.

      If we'd let the Nazis with their cool technology win during WW2, do you really think this would have led to better things despite their immorality?

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  58. Re:Maybe the scientists dont want to hear this but by Americano · · Score: 1

    Its about closeness and touch.

    Surprisingly, most doctors recommend that you don't try to actually touch your baby before it's born. Or change their dirty diapers, or clean their muddy faces, or give them crayons. All of these things are tremendously difficult in the cramped quarters of the uterus, after all.

    Nobody's suggested that these babies would be brought to term in a sterile clean room, and then dumped into a blank white room with no human contact for their first 18 years.

  59. Many Benefits Once Perfected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Safer than pregnancy for the mother and child.
    2) Human cranial size is constrained by the vagina, without that constraint we may breed larger brained persons which may/may not be advantageous.
    3) We can use this as we colonize space, where traditional pregnancy and birth would be a huge risk.
    4) May be easier to install cybernetics this way than when in fetus is in a persons body.
    5) May be easier to experiment with genetic engineering without risking an adult human life from the outset. I'm sure this would be political but as an intelligent species we must not avoid these kinds of experiments.

  60. Since when .... ? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    Has anybody, at all, anywhere, EVER cared about "is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population" ?

    If there's even the remotest chance that The Fabulously Rich might possibly maybe want one, then IT WILL BE BUILT.

    Maybe, if you're lucky, enough of the fabulously wealthy will want one that eventually the moderately-not-poor will be able to afford one.

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  61. "Welcome to life.... Report for duty." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I love you, cold, unfeeling robotic arm!"

  62. answers by Tom · · Score: 2

    but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?"

    No, yes, no.

    The majority of the planet's population is still living near the poverty line. What they have they spend on food and shelter and other essentials. But in that same demographic, death in childbed is still very real for both mother and child, so something less risky would be desirable.

    From a global perspective, hower, low population is not exactly a problem we are having. So this should not be about producing more humans.

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  63. What makes you say that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a surrogate you're essentially paying for a whole human being for nine months. If these were mass produced I see no reason why an artificial womb couldn't eventually be cheaper than hiring a whole woman.

  64. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to bet that pro-life groups will lobby to have laws mandating that all abortions MUST be placed in an artificial womb at the cost of the mother.

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  65. Brave new world by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 0

    Aldous Huxley, here we come!

  66. Most important usage of this technology by Ear+Phantom · · Score: 1

    It opens up the possibility of interstellar travel in a big, big way.

  67. Imagine we evolved from reptiles ... by kkumer · · Score: 1
  68. What do they have against old fashioned fucking? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Artificial wombs....?

    Why? Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    On another note...when asking "why"....is it like we have some type of population problems? Not enough people being born? Are we running short of pussies to hold new kids?

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  69. Political vs Scientific problems by DaemonDan · · Score: 1

    When I posted this I wasn't even thinking of the political ramifications of artificial wombs, just the scientific feasibility. While it would be nice to be able to completely control the chemical environment of the fetus to prevent any abnormalities, it will take a lot of research before scientists know each and every hormone, the levels and time at which it needs to be expressed for proper development. It would have to be so complex, that it would certainly be easier (and cheaper) to just make a baby the normal way.

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  70. And the solution to the abortion debate arrives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The various pro-choice groups cried out that the issue with not permitting abortion is that a woman's body shouldn't have to be host to something she doesn't want inside it. The pro-life groups cried out that you're killing the baby when you do that.

    Now you can put the baby in the artificial womb and satisfy everyone. Except the mothers that WEREN'T doing it because they felt that their body had been invaded, but rather were doing it because they didn't want a baby. There's adoption for that, though...

  71. David Byrne will need to update the song. by grumling · · Score: 1

    Little creature of love
    With two arms and two legs
    From a shop called Ikea
    Now they cover the bed

    We are creatures of love, we are creatures of love
    We are creatures, creatures of love
    We are creatures, creatures of love
    From the toaster oven, a life is born
    We are creatures of love, we are creatures of love

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  72. Re:Transgender Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And who marked my comment down? What's your agenda? Political? Religious? A fringe radical feminist who thinks biology dictates destiny? A medical professional who likes playing God with peoples lives? Sorry but transgenders are here and we're not going away. Deal with it.

  73. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Artificial wombs....?
    Why? Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    Good Zod you're a jackass.

  74. Zager and Evans predicted this by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

    They were just ~6500 years off:

    In the year 6565
    Ain't gonna need no husband,
    Won't need no wife.
    You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
    From the bottom of a long glass tube.

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  75. By the year 2020... by ai4px · · Score: 2

    By the year 2020 eh? This has been discussed in the 1960's.... In the year 6565 You won't need no husband, won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long glass tube Now it's been ten thousand years, man has cried a billion tears For what, he never knew, now man's reign is through But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday

  76. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    No - if you consider humanity only as a homogeneous mass of animal flesh.

    On another note...when asking "why"....is it like we have some type of population problems? Not enough people being born?

    No, it's because individuals have this crazy instinct to fulfil their biological urges by propagating their DNA.

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  77. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by compro01 · · Score: 1

    Why? Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    I don't think many people have a problem with the fucking, but rather with the subsequent 9-ish months of issues.

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  78. Missing the point by Shoten · · Score: 1

    "The author of the article seems to believe that birth via artificial wombs could become the new norm, but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?"

    This isn't something for the majority of Earth's population...it's a solution for women who are having trouble conceiving. IVF, while popular, is far from universally successful; often the problem is implantation and it's not uncommon to have a couple try as many as four or five times before successfully conceiving. An artificial uterus, on the other hand, would be free from such troubles. To that, add women who have had to undergo a hysterectomy for any number of reasons (like cervical or uterine cancer) who wish to have another child.

    For the majority of Earth's population, the good old-fashioned way is plenty effective, more fun, and totally free...so it'll work for them. But there are those for whom this would be the best viable option for having a child.

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  79. Re:I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy wa by NoMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    First successful *human* IVF.

    The first successful IVF pregnancy & birth was in 1959 - a team at the Worcester Foundation, lead by Dr. Min Chueh Chang, successfully gave birth to a rabbit.

    Well, OK, they didn't give birth to a rabbit per se - obviously another rabbit did - but they certainly had a hand in it, as it were...

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  80. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why? Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    I don't think many people have a problem with the fucking, but rather with the subsequent 9-ish months of issues.

    9 months? More like 18+ years. And that assumes said child moves away to college right after high school, gets a good job right out of college, etc.

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  81. Re:I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy wa by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Of course they had a hand in it... how do you think the egg got implanted?

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  82. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    The reason abortion is considered by many to be unethical is that it results in the death of the child/fetus. Much of the time, this is done because the pregnancy is inconvenient for the mother.

    If an alternative exists that removes the inconvenience without resulting in the death, it makes sense for both sides to champion it as an acceptable middle ground.

    As far as custody is concerned, it should be treated like adoption. The re-implantation requires signing over custody. This shouldn't be very difficult on the mother, considering that abortion would remove not only custody, but also existence, of the child.

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  83. Re:I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy wa by DaemonDan · · Score: 1

    Sorry! That is bad math. 50 just sounds nicer than 40 I guess.

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  84. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I'm going to make the wild assumption that you're a dude.

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  85. Brave New World by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    I've been watching reruns of Space Above and Beyond, military sci-fi from the 1990s with the usual Starship Troopers vs. aliens premise. I'll just quote the wiki article about the race of "artificial" humans in the series (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Above_and_Beyond): 'The Space: Above and Beyond milieu includes an underclass race of genetically engineered and artificially gestated humans who are born at the physical age of 18, and are collectively known as In Vitroes or sometimes, derogatorily, "tanks" or "nipple-necks".' The In Vitroes are gestated in glass "tanks" and have what looks like navels in their necks, although I'm not sure if these are for nutrition or Matrix-style neural programming. Artificial wombs could become a cost-efficient proposition, even if the artificial human is grown to near adulthood and not just for the length of human pregnancy. What's needed is the ability to program human brains via dream-like states and some means to prevent muscular atrophy. This would reduce the need for infancy or adolescence, when a normal human is a net consumer rather than a producer.

  86. You bet this is useful! by grumpy_technologist · · Score: 1

    After watching my friend suffer through multiple miscarriages related to her uterine lining, and the grief it caused her and her husband (also a great friend), I can say without a doubt: Yes, there will be a market for this.

  87. A solution already exists by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Condoms.

  88. I Was Just Saying the Other Day by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Talking to a co-worker whose wife is pregnant, it was my observation that carrying another human being inside you for 9 months and then shooting it out your vagina seems like a terribly inefficient method of reproduction. Of course, if you can grow them in a lab then really why even use your lethal-trait-laced DNA? Amazon.com could just keep a select repository of good DNA, allow you to choose the traits you want, put in an order, wait a few months and have it delivered! Via... Fedex...

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  89. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Artificial wombs....?

    Why? Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    On another note...when asking "why"....is it like we have some type of population problems? Not enough people being born? Are we running short of pussies to hold new kids?

    A few short years after 1984 the orgasm shall be eradicated. How else are we going to be able to produce new party members?

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  90. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    No - if you consider humanity only as a homogeneous mass of animal flesh.

    As someone married to a mother, let me give an alternative view : Yes, definitely. Ever witnessed a birth, even with an epidural ? Or just stood in the same building of the hospital maternity ward ? Every 10 babies or so you will hear the screams. While many young women, and most men have this romanticized notion of birth (for obvious reasons), but you'll find a much different view among women who've already given birth.

    On another note...when asking "why"....is it like we have some type of population problems? Not enough people being born?

    No, it's because individuals have this crazy instinct to fulfil their biological urges by propagating their DNA.

    Actually yes, we do. The human birthrate is falling worldwide, right now still heading to overpopulation in the short term, as the total number of young people is still increasing (the number of babies is very close to stagnation, and will soon start to drop though). However, if the decreasing fertility trends spread around the globe (and they are), once we hit ~2055, the number of humans alive will fall off a cliff, which will not be a desirable outcome at all. A little before that, so many people will become pensioners it won't be funny at all. It won't be localized anywhere, it'll be global. Think recession, but with no cheap mexicans/asians/africans to import at all, and every country having the exact same problem.

    Regardless of how far robotics will be along at the time (and there's always the chance it won't be far enough along at all), do you really think having a country's population drop by ~8% per year for 2 decades will lead to stable countries ?

    So it would be very prudent to start breeding humans, which imho is only unethical if they are somehow treated as inferior to the rest of us, in 10-15 years in relatively large numbers (hundreds of thousands a year). We can still let the total population drop, but slowly, in a way that countries, nations and we ourselves might actually survive.

  91. SO...? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "but is it really feasible, desirable or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?""
    No, but That's also true about the iPhone. Doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

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  92. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cyteen.

    1. Re:One word... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      yet the drugs and 'tape' the hellburner pilots were using weren't much different..

  93. Re:I thought the first successful IVF pregnancy wa by ekgringo · · Score: 1

    That must have been an enormous rabbit!

  94. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kneel before Zod! Now, lay down before Zod. Now using your lower abdominals, raise your legs and hold on a five count before Zod! One before Zod! Two before Zod!

  95. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by misexistentialist · · Score: 0

    It's called child support. Let's see how much women shriek when those centuries of special treatment for females end, and they finally find out what equality actually means. Who are we kidding though? A fetus transplant will be considered an violation of women's "choice", and it will always be ungentlemanly to expect a woman to pay.

  96. A solution ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... to the pilot shortage?

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  97. Re:Transgender Heaven by epyT-R · · Score: 0

    1. most feminists in high places want artificial wombs and sperm.. they want to see the end of men. I'm talking about the kind of people who've been huffing so much ivy league vacuum in the tower that they are completely out of it. Unfortunately these are the people who lead feminist agendas in politics.

    2. Just because you are a transgender, a woman, a non-white person, what have you, does NOT mean you are entitled to things. You want respect? earn it. You want wealth? earn it. You want to be in a special protected class where you can wear your issues on your shoulder to play the victim when you don't get your way, while others not in the group are labeled bigots? Sorry, you can't have that and have equality or a free society at the same time. Get a skin, and get some self respect. only then will others truly respect you. The petulant whining of gays/women and other so-labeled 'minorities' makes them look like children to the rest of us.. You know, just like the religious whackjobs on the right who want the state to push their crap on us all?

  98. Net benefit to women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a single person has mentioned that this would be a major step toward full gender equality if it was cheap and affordable? No medical complications and problems for the mother. Better for the career of young women: employers wouldn't have to be concerned about women taking so much time off work. Less reason to view women as nothing more than walking vaginas for popping out babies.

    It might be fun to romanticize pregnancy when you're a man, but the reality is it's usually closer to something straight out of a body-horror flick, and a very serious detriment to any woman's professional life.

  99. Try copying breastmilk first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This artificial womb is a bunch of crap. We can't make baby formula that comes even close to replicating all the growth factors, fats, antibodies, proteins, beneficial bacteria that comes in breastmilk, and nobody has any idea how to do it. What makes these people think they will be able to grow a living, healthy baby from something far more complex than breast milk? Stupid article that never should been printed, and submitted on /.

  100. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    Consider too, now single men can "have" a kid without having to deal with the entanglements of marriage. Even better, the courts won't be able to automatically give such a child to it's mother. As the courts still refuse to award custody to men anywhere near 50% of the time, this might help pry them into at least the 20th century, maybe even the 21st.

  101. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

    Are there any references for this out there? I want to learn more. Also is there anything governments are doing now to protect against the cliff you speak of? Or are they just going to ignore it like climate change and try to trade carbon taxes...

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  102. Am I really the first to point this out? by Kreychek · · Score: 2

    Let's hear it for reproduction without all the negative effects on your woman's lady parts!

  103. Saving my figure.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    Wow sugar, you had 5 kids and have a figure like you are 18, how did you do it? "ummm magic!"

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  104. What journal is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like toilet journal.

  105. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a good starting point :
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projections_of_population_growth

    However, keep in mind that the U.N.'s "lowest" prediction assumes fertility will drop to 1.95 children per woman, when the reality is that half Europe has dropped below 1.4, as have several ethnic groups in America. If it were to drop globally to, say, 1.6 by 2050 and then hold steady, a much more realistic scenario, population would start to decrease much sooner, and populations would almost halve from one generation to the next starting in 2056, and we'd exit the 21st century with less people than entered it.

  106. Nutrients by aviators99 · · Score: 1

    So, I RTFA. It's great that endometrial tissue has been grown, but it seems to me that is one of the (relatively) easier problems to solve in this process. You are going to have to build some sort of artificial placenta, and pump nutrient-filled blood through the umbillical cord (which is generated as part of the fetus), and also take waste material out in the other direction.

    1. Re:Nutrients by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The foetus generates the umbilical cord (as you realise), AND the placenta, and the associated pumps and plumbing.

      The artificial womb will need to (1) interface with the growing placenta ; (2) provide nutrients (including oxygen) and (3) remove wastes (including carbon dioxide) . Plumbing and pumps would be needed on this side too, but there's no practical limit to the space available for this, it being outside the foetus.

      Pumps - peristaltic pumps are well-established.
      Plumbing : 6-10mm soft wall medical grade polypropylene ; around a dollar per metre ; sterilize before use.
      Removing wastes : see "kidney dialysis", with a side chapter on "heart-lung machines".
      Supplying nutrients : see "heart-lung machines" and a catalogue from a decent chemical supply house.

      The task is not to replicate the female's body - it's to rear a foetus to birth-ready. Incidentally, you don't even need to replicate "blood", just it's important functions. So, per-chlorofluorucarbons may give enough gas transport even if you don't give a hoot about supplying immune services (just keep the system sterile).

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  107. Interesting possibilities by staalmannen · · Score: 2

    An artificial womb might not primarily be interesting for human reproduction, but for example in conservational biology to re-establish near extinct species, this could be a great tool! Coupled with the technologies of induced pluripotent stem cells (iPS), where one can de-differentiate a mature somatic cell and then differentiate it into sperm and egg cells we could also generate a large progeny even from a limited number of individuals. Further, the same technology could theoretically be used to surpass many of the reproductive species barriers and make it possible to generate completely new hybrid species. Especially since one could do repeated cycles of embryonic stem cell to egg/sperm differentiations in vitro, one could in this way generate completely new species out of invitro hybrid breeding. I have no idea how far apart species can be with this method, but regulations probably would have to be put in place to avoid generation of new sub-species of humans generated by in vitro hybrid breeding with the other great apes. Who knows... perhaps it would even be possible to breed crocodiles and birds and get some sort of approximation of dinosaurs using this method...

  108. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Macgrrl · · Score: 3, Informative

    Taking this question entirely seriously for a moment and assuming you were too.

    IVF is popular because something like 1 in 7 couples have difficulty conceiving naturally. Even having managed to conceive something like 70-80% of conceptions fail to result in a viable pregnancy because they don't attach properly to the uterine lining. It's part of the reason that even women who aren't on birth control don't have a pregnancy every month they are 'fertile' and have sex.

    Potentially the use of artificial wombs would reduce the instance of miscarriage and improve the success rates of IVF beyond what is currently normal. There are plenty of people out there who would like to have children for whom 'good old fashioned fucking' isn't a viable solution.

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  109. Or in Raymond Kurzweil terms by dadioflex · · Score: 1

    That would be 2030 and 2040s. I'll need to review these estimates in ten years.

  110. And in 2040 it would look like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With an artificial uterus becoming commonplace, legislation would put away with maternal leave and such, since no woman would be required to carry a child to term any more. After that, the general trend would go to leave the child in a nursery after birth, and so on...

    In the end, parents would do it just like turtles which leave the fertilized eggs in the sand and don't care any further about it, continuing to lead their happy, _productive_ lives without interruptions in their career.

  111. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by ESD · · Score: 1

    As someone married to a mother, let me give an alternative view : Yes, definitely. Ever witnessed a birth, even with an epidural ? Or just stood in the same building of the hospital maternity ward ? Every 10 babies or so you will hear the screams. While many young women, and most men have this romanticized notion of birth (for obvious reasons), but you'll find a much different view among women who've already given birth.

    I'd like to chip in with my view as a fairly recent daddy too, as we probably don't live too far apart (your username puts you in Flanders or southern Netherlands, but giving birth in hospital is very uncommon in NL nowadays, so my guess is Belgium.)

    Judging from many stories (that everyone suddenly has when you are expecting a baby), Flemish hospitals, even the good ones, are not to be considered the gold standard for giving birth. In most places the doctor and hospital staff decide what's going to happen, preferring to force their way for convenience (theirs) or just because Procedures Must Be Followed rather than actual care for what's happening. We did extensive research, even before conception, on where we wanted our baby to be born and quickly chose a hospital well over an hour away because they are the maternity specialists of the province (every province has one) -- there are hospitals closer by, but just looking at their maternity ward websites was enough to reject them outright (the gynecologist decides this, this is the schedule of the maternity ward, we decide that...)

    Eventually we didn't even make it there because everything just happened too fast, our baby was born at home with the help of independent midwives (don't go without professional help, there are still some risks), and I was surprised at how easy it went (of course, it's still a bit messy, it's still painful, there's still some screaming, but afterwards our midwives also told us that home birthings are always much easier, cleaner and less painful than in a hospital. ) No epidural, no inducing, no vacuum extraction, no episiotomy (because no tearing); I'm not saying that these techniques should never be used, but they are definitely overused in Flemish hospitals, sometimes to the point of normal operating procedure for _all_ births. I'm also not advocating home birthing for everyone: some parts are easier, but especially the fact that you are immediately thrown back onto yourselves after birth was very hard for us (we had household help and of course the midwives come to check up regularly for a couple of weeks, but they also have to tend to other expectant mothers, mothers and babies in a fairly large region, so you don't have someone at your bedside five minutes after you push a button, it's just the two of you.. if there are two of you, which isn't as standard as it used to be.) I just wanted to make clear that Flemish hospitals are not really the desirable solution when it comes to giving birth.

    As for the original issue: I indeed see serious issues with artificial wombs. When a baby is growing, is causes a lot of violent hormonal changes within its mother. Of course this causes a lot of issues and inconveniences, but it also creates a very strong hormonal bond between mother and child. It's not just something you ordered on a website somewhere with the prime advantage of being able to watch the production process. A baby actually grows inside of you, you feel it as it starts moving around, it takes much effort to 'produce' a baby long before you see the results, which is getting less and less acceptable in modern societies. This experience of long-term effort is important for the future of the baby, because it's something that won't stop for quite some years.

    Another issue my wife just pointed out to me: the number of kids from an artificial womb diagnosed with autism will probably also be much higher than average. A baby doesn't start living the moment it's born, it's already experiencing and learning a lot from the outside world long before (street noises, music, arguments, stepping around, lying still, ...) It will not have those experiences in an artificial womb, so it will be less prepared for what will happen when it's born.

  112. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be willing to bet that pro-life groups will lobby to have laws mandating that all abortions MUST be placed in an artificial womb at the cost of the mother.

    They are not pro-life, they are just anti-sex. This technology is the ultimate family planning tool and enables anyone (including male homosexual pairs) to have exactly as much offspring as they like (Oooh, that part will piss neo-Malthusians and "Idiocracy!" camp to no end). Once it hits it on, and then women start choosing to offload their gametes into egg-banks and undergo subsequent sterilization, pro-lifers will be all up in arms against "Satan's wombs". Because we can't have anyone enjoy sex without suffering the price!

  113. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tricky question is whether the mother would still be responsible for child support if the father wants to keep the foetus. Until now, most feminists who have answered that question have said yes, just as the father is responsible if the mother wants to keep it, but until now that has been a purely hypothetical question. Personally, I'm not too fussed about how the law goes, provided it is symmetric, but then the only thing I'd consider more ghastly than being a parent would be going through pregnancy and childbirth knowing that after all of that you're going to be a parent.

  114. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Japanese are already working on solutions: fundamentally, the solution is to increase productivity per worker-hour sufficiently to ensure that the effective level of medical care per elderly person is maintained or increased while maintaining quality of life for workers. There are several aspects to this: increased automation, enabling old people to do manual labour (so that young people don't have to go into those fields), more efficient medical care, and so on on the one hand and things like more efficient appliances and cars, labour-saving devices for homes (allowing longer working hours with the same amount of leisure time), etc. on the other.

    The rest of the global north are doing a lot less: Russia and the Ukraine are already suffering a declining population but are too screwed to be able to do much about it, the USA still has a high birth rate because a number of factors. A whole lot more countries have ready sources of immigrant workers who assimilate slowly enough that they provide a few generations of minions before they end up becoming part of the (now even bigger) problem. Still others have regional variations, with high birth rates in rust belts (where there are huge communities of no-hope welfare-dependants), low birth rates in rural areas, and OK birth rates in the successful urban areas, so there is plenty of slack productive capacity which can be picked up first.

  115. Good news for homosexuals by ZeRu · · Score: 1

    I can already imagine gay rights groups demanding that all gay couples should have right to a womb, just like they should have right to marry.

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  116. Re:Not alive of course by ZeRu · · Score: 1

    I would think though this could nearly eliminate unwanted pregnancy. Everyone can be on birth control and enter into a legal binding contract when they want to order a child.

    If only there were not for radical feminists who will still continue babbling about how they want "full control of their bodies" and insist on saying that artificial wombs are created by evil men whos only desire is to make women obsolote.

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  117. Mod parent up : Re:Vanity is priceless by madsdyd · · Score: 1

    +1 informative.

    At least for me - I did not know of this, and find the article that is linked to very interessting.

  118. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anon for obvious reasons.
    I have a young child with my wife, who I no longer love and no longer loves me. The only reason I'm still with her is our kid. And the only reason she's still with me is my paycheck - she'd get less from child support. She plays online games all day. I look after our kid before I go to work, after work, and all weekends. My parents look after our kid while I'm at work. But if I leave my wife, the law will still give our child to her, and I'll get 'visiting rights' only. She doesn't abuse our kid, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, or anything like that. So, there's no legal way to say she's an 'unfit mother'. She's just lazy, shitty, and doesn't spend time with our kid. The law doesn't recognise that as being 'unfit'.
    Sorry for the strange writing style. I'm masking my identity with style as well as anon posting.

  119. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The law as it stands would require the mother to contribute money via child support to the kid though, being a biological parent.

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  120. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Is there seriously a need to come up with new methods other than good old fashioned fucking?

    Clearly not, or no one would ever use IVF. Oh, wait.

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  121. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    As for the original issue: I indeed see serious issues with artificial wombs. When a baby is growing, is causes a lot of violent hormonal changes within its mother. Of course this causes a lot of issues and inconveniences, but it also creates a very strong hormonal bond between mother and child. It's not just something you ordered on a website somewhere with the prime advantage of being able to watch the production process. A baby actually grows inside of you, you feel it as it starts moving around, it takes much effort to 'produce' a baby long before you see the results, which is getting less and less acceptable in modern societies. This experience of long-term effort is important for the future of the baby, because it's something that won't stop for quite some years.

    It is the emotional bond that is important, not the hormonal/physical one. Otherwise adopted mothers and all fathers would have no "real" connection with their children.

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  122. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

    Yes, and what's wrong with that? A father has to contribute in cases where the mother decides to have the child, why not have it work both ways?

  123. mental problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would children born of this machine have mental problems? are the mother's mood swings, nurture, and concern not something that affects the embryo? Perhaps the child would be born would have less anxiety. or perhaps he would be emotionally distant.

    I do like this as an abortion alternative. That is the embryo must be removed whole and implanted in the machine. Today I actually like the idea of wanna be mothers signing up for a list that would have aborted fetuses implanted in them. That way people get the experience of carrying the child to term and birthing it even though they would otherwise not be able to. The aborted infant that grows in the fake womb could have it's bills paid by the new parents, not the government.

  124. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be willing to bet that pro-life groups will lobby to have laws mandating that all abortions MUST be placed in an artificial womb at the cost of the mother.

    I'd actually be willing to bet that the vast majority of the "pro-life" groups will lobby to have laws mandating that artificial wombs be banned for being tools of Satan himself.

  125. Space exploration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is awesome. Now you can send a spacecraft to destination X in the universe and then 18 years (or so) before it reaches the destination you could start growing babies in these wombs and feed/educate/grow them artificial. All they need is an iPad.

  126. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    What landmines? It will be the same as it is now, except that the woman have to give the father a chance to keep the aborted fetus alive.

    Well, that sounds like a bunch of fucking landmines to me, if you're a woman who gets raped, or is in an incestuous relationship, or is being abused, or simply makes a drunken mistake one night at a party.

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  127. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    If an alternative exists that removes the inconvenience without resulting in the death, it makes sense for both sides to champion it as an acceptable middle ground.

    No, because it would concede to the extreme religious nutjobs that a woman's body is not hers, but is just a vessel for the fertilisation of children and the creation of imaginary "souls".

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  128. Re:those who cannot reproduce by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Many farm crops are bred specifically so that they can't reproduce sexually on their own. Why would it be any more wrong to do this to humans?

    Because some of us would grant human beings more rights than a field of fucking corn?

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  129. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Which gets us back to good old fashioned fucking, doesn't it?

    Oh yeah, except there's another group of humans working hard to destroy female fertility for everybody.

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  130. Non-sequitur. by concealment · · Score: 1

    You're debating somebody, but it's probably not me.

    The idea that things will always get better in the long run is at best naive, and at worst just plain wrong.

    I never mentioned this at all. What I said was that we should develop technologies.

    If we'd let the Nazis with their cool technology win during WW2, do you really think this would have led to better things despite their immorality?

    I never suggested we let the Nazis win any wars. What I suggested was that we should develop technologies.

    I'm thinking more of stem cells and genetic modification technology when I speak of "immoral." I'm not even sure how I feel about animal testing.

    However, if we improve our overall technological ability through these experiments, we are in a better position (eventually) to do good things.

    In general, with technology has come an improvement in living standards, health and safety. I am in favor of continuing this direction.

  131. Re:Not alive of course by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Did you know that nowadays there are some women in senior positions of power like politicians and judges?! I hear they even let chicks become doctors and shit. The world's gone anti-man and I'm going to cry.

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  132. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

    And how is that different from existing laws for a man? (except the rape one perhaps). A man can already be 'forced' to become a parent in any one of those situations.

  133. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by ESD · · Score: 1

    That's not entirely true. The bonding happens for a big part through skin-on-skin contact, which releases hormones. Even though you can still do that if you aren't the natural mother, it's much harder than when you get that endorphin/oxytocin/prolactin boost during pregnancy, birth and breastfeeding. Most modern advice even explicitly encourages the father to hold the baby for a couple of hours, skin-on-skin, some time after birth while the mother is being cleaned up and/or asleep. With a C-section the mother isn't available to hold the baby at all during the first hours; the advice then is to get the father half naked and get him to hold the baby during that time.

    Of course I agree with you that fathers and adopting parents do bond with their children through anticipation, preparation and shared experiences, but this is definitely not the main process that normally takes place and I don't think it should be the only one if it can be avoided.

  134. Simple answers by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    but is it really feasible

    Yes

    , desirable

    Yes

    or even affordable for the majority of Earth's population?

    STFU

  135. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    The human birthrate is falling worldwide ... So it would be very prudent to start breeding humans

    We'll need many, many humans to fight in the coming Robot Wars.

  136. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by BadPirate · · Score: 1

    So, right now the ratio of people who have trouble conceiving (a very delicate biological process) is 1 in 7... How do you think it will change when those 1 in 7 are now able to continue to propagate their genes into the gene pool? How many generations until natural birth will be no longer possible for most people, and we're all being born out of tubes...

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  137. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

    I don't think many people have a problem with the fucking, but rather with the subsequent 9-ish months of issues.

    That doesn't give them an excuse to completely avoid or ignore natural pregnancy & birth processes. The invention should not be applied to general cases and should never will be. It may help those women who will always miscarriage due to health issue. It could also apply to those who want children but cannot have one because one of the spouse is infertile. Other that these extreme issues (maybe a few others?), I don't see the usefulness of having artificial human womb.

  138. MIght Come in Handy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we ever have a shortage of PEOPLE. There are 7Billion of us littered about planet earth--we're not an endangered species, yet.

  139. Re:What do they have against old fashioned fucking by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

    That doesn't give them an excuse to completely avoid or ignore natural pregnancy.

    Why should women need an excuse? I think it's great that women might one day be able to have children without having to go through pregnancy.

  140. Trademarks for the device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine seeing trademarks like these: CyberPussy®, SynthWomb®, ErsatzMutter®, NuSnatch®, BabyMaker®, MotherlessCunt® No-C-Section®, FetusMachine®, Uterus 2.0®, Nine-Months-In-a-Hole® (AD/DC fans)...

    New from Mattel!

  141. Re:Just wait for the politics of this to hit the f by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    I'm not an extreme religious nutjob. But I don't agree with you that the fetus/child is completely 100% the property of the mother. That child has a father who loves the child and should have a say.

    When there is a major risk to the mother's health, well, that is an encroachment into her body (which she does 100% own). I'll admit, that area is fuzzy at best, and I personally believe the mother's life and health should be considered higher than that of the unborn child. But simple inconvenience to the mother is a different thing altogether. What gives her the right to neglect and/or kill the child, regardless of the will of its father? Consider that a poor person is an inconvenience on society... do you believe society should have the right to kill that poor person, or to completely neglect them?

    (And please don't use the rape strawman. The father has absolutely no legal rights in the case of rape... or, at least, he shouldn't.)

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  142. IVF's a godsend by Finite9 · · Score: 1

    Religious pun intentional.

    But seriously, there are a lot of misconceptions in the comments on this. So much ignorance flying around it's quite scary.

    We went through IVF because it just wasn't happening after 5 yrs of trying. Got one child out of it, delivered by c-section, which, I may add, is something that you really shouldn't look at, because you sort of go into a mild form of shock seeing your wife split open across the belly. It goes against what you think of as a normal sight. I wouldn't recommend looking.

    I am extrmely grateful for IVF and wouldn't have children without it, but the entire process leads me to believe that there is a lot of room for corruption and immoral decisions within that industry. It doesn't surprise me that it's a massive industry to be in.

    It cost the state 25,000 SEK per treatment, and we had 3 treatments. We didn't pay a penny for this because we we're referred by the doctor, but the _private_ clinic was getting that money for each try. Then if it still doesn't work, but you've got embryos left over from a previous try, you can pay 10,000 SEK to have one or perhaps two of them implanted. I think these clinics are sitting on a goldmine. Squirt in an embryo without care for the first two goes, so it misscarriages (sod the emotional distress of the couple), then you can be more careful on the third go, and get the full 75.000 SEK from the state. I'm not saying this happens, but with the amount of corruption in the world, it is certainly not an impossibility.

    Some people I know weren't successful after 3 tries, and had to continue out of their own pocket for another 3 tries. 105.000 SEK total. Slightly cheaper than adopting a chinese baby girl. Which brings me onto another pet peeve: Many people can shoot out bebbies like it's going out of fashion, but you have trouble getting pregnant and it's going to cost you a small fortune for the _privilege_ of adopting. Another corrupt industry. Last time I checked, you can adopt from China for 130.000-150.000 SEK. It makes adoptive parents very happy, and im truly happy for them, but I think they subconciously wipe over the fact that what they are paying is an immoral amount of money. Anyone out there who's adpoted who wants to comment on that?

    Going back to IVF; the thing that you worry about (being a true member of the tin-foil hat brigade) is that they don't destroy the left-over embryos that you don't use, and perform other research on them. But that's just the paranoia speaking. But they were quite blasé with certain things, and especially lax with sending the bills for keeping our 13 remaining embryos in the freezer for 2 years, which gave an impression of it not being a tightly run ship.

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  143. OT: Dune pedantry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Axolotl tanks were eventually revealed to be (modified) human females. Pretty much all Tleilaxu technology in the Frank Herbert Dune novels was biologically based, such as sligs and face dancers.

    The artifical womb in the TFA is more like Ixian technology.