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  1. Re:Code review on Researcher Develops Patch For Java Zero Day In 30 Minutes · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Exactly. The amount of time taken to write a patch is almost entirely inconsequential here. It's the time taken to ensure that the patch doesn't accidentally open 1001 other holes that matters.

    A security researcher has submitted to Oracle a patch he said took him 30 minutes to produce

    And someone at Java may have written a patch for the exploit in 1 minute six weeks ago. In terms of actual useful information this headline probably boils down to

    Researcher Develops Patch For Java Zero Day

    which isn't quite as immediately sexy.

  2. Re:longest...summary...EVAR on The Virtues of the Virtual Autopsy · · Score: 1

    It's all done with computers now.

  3. Re:Congratulations, Baldrick on Increasing Wireless Network Speed By 1000% By Replacing Packets With Algebra · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is awesome. Accept it.

    I agree, but... this is Slashdot.

  4. Re:Moderately ridiculous sounding. on Increasing Wireless Network Speed By 1000% By Replacing Packets With Algebra · · Score: 1

    It's not compression. It's a fancy checksum which means less packets have to be discarded as lost, meaning less time wasted waiting for resent packets and less chance of network speed being negotiated down because of said lost packets.

  5. Re:Reinventing the wheel on Increasing Wireless Network Speed By 1000% By Replacing Packets With Algebra · · Score: 1

    If your new error correction technology eliminates lost packets, and you lose 5% normally, then using this you gain 5% back not 10x. What they actually invented is data compression, and it's been around for decades.

    It's not that simple, and it's not data compression.

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3205219&cid=41744891

  6. Re:I would rather ... on Microsoft Prepares To Push Kinect Everywhere Windows Is · · Score: 1

    Interesting! How do they get a full 360 point cloud of a hand from below like that?

  7. Re:Mobile bandwidth on The UK's 5-Minute 4G Data Cap · · Score: 1

    but when it gets its hands on something everybody wants and is willing to pay crazy prices for, it's gonna take you to the cleaners.

    FTFY.

  8. Re:What's with the past tense? on Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech · · Score: 1

    Aww. Which does raise the question of why we're only hearing about this now...

  9. Re:Is this different from sport? on Is Non-Prescription ADHD Medication Use Ever Ethical? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    -1 Smug (actually -2 for using "o'erreach" previously)

    Maybe I'm just so actualized that I don't need to bother with ill-defined psychobabble to enable my life script and keep myself from declining into a shame spiral.

    Actualized people know that rules are for others.

    Ah! Psychopaths.

  10. What's with the past tense? on Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech · · Score: 1

    Captive Beluga Was Able To Mimic Speech

    That makes it sound like he's dead.

  11. Re:Is this different from sport? on Is Non-Prescription ADHD Medication Use Ever Ethical? · · Score: 1

    Fully actualized humans

    Meaning what, exactly?

  12. Re:Messed up on Pirate Bay Co-Founder In Solitary Confinement · · Score: 1

    be cause "he could launch a nuclear bomb from a phone"

    If that a quote from the powers-that-be, or from Mitnick?

  13. Re:...really? on DIY Laser Cutter Raises Capital, Concerns · · Score: 1

    It was a bowler.

  14. Re:WTF is a Pol on Pols Blur Line Between Data Mining, Cyberstalking · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, hardy-har, I wondered how long that would take.

    "Pol" is not in common usage, at least not down my way. And even when something is in common usage, any decent news source will still try to slip in some seemingly obvious context, such as "Tech giant Google," or "Cuba's revolutionary former leader Fidel Castro."

  15. Re:WTF is a Pol on Pols Blur Line Between Data Mining, Cyberstalking · · Score: 2

    So it is bad form to assume your technical audience might be able to squeeze a braincell or two to Google said terms or look them up in wikipedia?

    Well, yes, but it's also bad form to make assumptions about the knowledge your audience does have. I googled Pol and looked it up on Wikipedia, and I'm still not clear what meaning the headline is going for. And if it is meant to be "politicians," that might be passable on a politics forum, but this isn't one.

  16. Re:Brevity in Summaries on Righthaven Ordered To Turn Over Hard Drives To Creditors · · Score: 1

    Also, your capitalisation of capitalisation and punctuation without a period at the end of the sentence would have been justified sarcasm; doing it with a period at the end implies an inventive emphasis also done in your parent, unless it's a mistake.

    Deliberate irony, so I win.

  17. Re:Unfortunately for Arduino on New Arduino Due Brings More Power To the Table · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If all hammers were the same price, I'd pick the sledge hammer.

    Not a paleontologist, then.

  18. Amazing on NetFlix Caught Stealing DivX Subtitles From Finnish Pirates · · Score: 2

    People still use DivX?

  19. Re:Brevity in Summaries on Righthaven Ordered To Turn Over Hard Drives To Creditors · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beware meaningless Capitalisation and lack of Punctuation.

  20. Re:Blame the victim much on Judge Rules Defense Can Use Trayvon Martin Tweets · · Score: 1

    Being kicked by three much smaller guys here.

    And yet you can still find time to post to Slashdot.

  21. Re:Blame the victim much on Judge Rules Defense Can Use Trayvon Martin Tweets · · Score: 4, Insightful

    being in such a situation isn't going to give you much opportunity to draw a weapon and fire it, let alone do much else.

    Nice blanket assumption. Ever been in that exact situation?

  22. Re:What about my wants? on Craig Venter Wants To Rebuild Martian Life In Earth Lab · · Score: 1

    Until then, you are just a frustrated nerd.

    Hey, how do you...

    Oh, right.

  23. What about my wants? on Craig Venter Wants To Rebuild Martian Life In Earth Lab · · Score: 1

    I want to build a time machine so I can go back in time and meet the Martians when their society was at its peak. Why aren't the LA Times calling me?

  24. Obfuscated webpage on 21st IOCCC Source Code Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who the hell thought blue links on a dark green background was a good idea?

  25. Re:Begs the question... SIGH on How Do You Spot a Genius? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    False. It raises the question. We've been over this.

    This is probably a battle we'll end up losing. If things continue as they are, it will eventually mean "raise the question" - if it doesn't already - simply by dint of popular usage. I won't be using it, but to be honest I'm getting fed up of trying to explain the difference to people who could* care less.

    *joke