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  1. Re:Good on Jimmy Wales Threatens To Obstruct UK Government Snooping · · Score: 1

    Dum, da dum-dum!

  2. Re:We need more DEVELOPERS! on Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code? · · Score: 1

    Using archaic word ordering doesn't make a comment more insightful ;)

  3. Re:Good on Jimmy Wales Threatens To Obstruct UK Government Snooping · · Score: 5, Funny

    The virgin Connie Swail?

  4. Re:Why Satellites? on Quantum Teleportation Sends Information 143 Kilometers · · Score: 2

    Because it's not the kind teleportation you're thinking of. You still need a classical channel.

  5. Re:Put Another Way on Quantum Teleportation Sends Information 143 Kilometers · · Score: 0

    Or to put it another way, it is.

  6. Re:Reshuffles on The UK's New Minister For Magic · · Score: 1

    Yes, what's the phrase? Something like "those who would seek power least deserve to wield it"?

  7. Imagine... on NASA Working on Mars Menu · · Score: 2

    Imagine having to shop for a family's three-year supply of groceries all at once and having enough meals planned in advance for that length of time.

    Then forget that idea, because it's nothing like that.

  8. Reshuffles on The UK's New Minister For Magic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does it strike anyone else as odd that you can go from Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport to Secretary of State for Health in a day, or from Transport to Defence? Do any of these people have any actual experience or qualification in the departments they get dumped on? It's all just a load of old bollocks, isn't it?

  9. Re:What's Wrong With Holistic Methodology? on The UK's New Minister For Magic · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I suspect that the NHS could save a substantial amount of money with this sort of treatment to the daily sundry of ills of the homemakers and saturnine types who are so fond of a visit to the physician to tend to their latest "ailments".

    Sadly quite possibly true, but that doesn't make it right, especially when you've got the homeopaths with their degrees in baloney in the middle raking in the public cash. On the plus side, there's some evidence the placebo effect works even if you explain it to the patient, so we might get to cut them out of the loop!

  10. Historic, or a bit arbitrary? on Function of 80% of the Human Genome Charted · · Score: 3

    In what is likely to be a historic moment in science

    I'm not knocking the achievement, but wouldn't it be a more truly historic moment when they've nailed down the function of 100% of the genome? Where was the big celebration when they got to 64.576%?

  11. Re:How is this different? on Ubisoft Ditches Always-Online DRM Requirement From PC Games · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me (because I don't own any Ubisoft PC games) how this is different than being forced to log into Battle.net even if I only want to play Diablo 3 single player?

    Because "this" is a story about how Ubisoft have ditched the requirement. When Blizzard do the same, Slashdot will no doubt run a similar story about them and we can all have a good dig at them, too.

  12. Re:Aaaaaand It's Gone!!! on BitFloor Joins List of Compromised BitCoin Exchanges · · Score: 1

    IANAH, but I'm pretty sure the communal toilet facilities (which were also uni-sex) in Roman baths had a shared sponge-on-a-stick. It's been mooted as an etymology for "getting the wrong end of the stick."

  13. Re:Aaaaaand It's Gone!!! on BitFloor Joins List of Compromised BitCoin Exchanges · · Score: 2

    Left hand, jug of water, attention to handwashing

    It's the Roman wet-sponge-on-a-stick or nothing, for me.

  14. Sexy on 35 Years Later, Voyager 1 Is Heading For the Stars · · Score: 1

    slowly but steadily pushing through the heliosheath

    Phwoar!

  15. Re:45,000 Pounds? on UK Paraplegic Woman First To Take Robotic Suit Home · · Score: 1

    I don't think we ever used # to represent pounds (weight)

    That was its origin - it came from "lb" with a line through it.

    "!" is/was a "pling" to me, for computing purposes (RISC OS treats directories beginning with ! as applications - double clicking executes the !Run file inside) and $ is "string".

    All hail the interrobang!

  16. Mixed/non-sensical metaphors on Partisan Food Fight Erupts Over NASA, Commercial Space · · Score: 2

    Partisan Food Fight

    What does this mean? Is "food fight" a well-known metaphor for something? This situation doesn't sound like good-natured, if creamy, horseplay.

    Now, one organization is throwing fuel on the political fire.

    Okay, which idiot brought fuel to a food fight?

    It's about time everyone put their battleaxes back in the scabbard. They've made their cake, and now they have to lie in it.

  17. Re:Click-bait on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 1

    robots already have limited rights by virtue of the fact that they're private property

    Those "rights" are the owners', not the robots'.

  18. Re:45,000 Pounds? on UK Paraplegic Woman First To Take Robotic Suit Home · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the GP's just having a go (poorly) at the writer for using "45,000 pounds," which you never really see in written British English. We have this nifty little £ symbol for such occasions.

  19. Re:Blessings on Jacob and Julian MOD UP on Leave Your Cellphone At Home, Says Jacob Appelbaum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but... a PDF? C'mooooooon.

  20. Re:Ustream apology on Hugo Awards Live Stream Cut By Copyright Enforcement Bot · · Score: 2

    so it is clear that they are taking the negative publicity surrounding the incident seriously.

    FTFY.

  21. Re:The Doctor's Wife on Hugo Awards Live Stream Cut By Copyright Enforcement Bot · · Score: 1

    I think this one is more apposite!

  22. Re:No Xen. on Fans Bring Back Half Life Game Series: Black Mesa Mod Launches 9/14 · · Score: 2

    No, it requires time.

  23. Re:The Answer summed up: on Book Review: Why Does the World Exist? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But I find somthing a lot more arrogant: people who absolutely want a reason for their existence.

    Wanting a reason isn't arrogant; thinking you already know the reason is.

  24. Re:StarTrek Replicator on 3D Printing On a Microscopic Scale · · Score: 2

    No, the rest of us saw it years ago and have got all the references out of our system now.

  25. Breaking news on MIT Works On Mars Space Suit · · Score: 1
    spaceindustrynews.com has worse editors than Slashdot!

    The suit would be a degree safer

    Is that more or less than a "smidge"?

    While a puncture of scrape

    I'll assume that's meant to be "or scrape." What constitutes a scrape in a spacesuit, anyway?