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  1. Re:Hate in 3, 2, 1... on Node.js v4.0.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Automatic Semicolon Insertion makes Javascript look like it was designed by an idiot.

    It does that? Huh. And there's me, typing semicolons like a sucker.

  2. Re:Microsoft Paint on Ask Slashdot: What Windows-Only Apps Would You Most Like To See On Linux? · · Score: 5, Funny

    oekaki

    Ohhh, no, I ain't googling that.

  3. Re:Very cool on New 3D Metal Printing Technique Combines Lasers and Advanced Robotics · · Score: 1

    so that gravity is always pulling in the most convenient direction.

    Down?

  4. Re:Billion, million, whatever on Caltech Astronomers Discover Oldest Galaxy Yet Known · · Score: 1

    You're an idiot.

  5. Re:Billion, million, whatever on Caltech Astronomers Discover Oldest Galaxy Yet Known · · Score: 1

    Does it? Do explain why.

  6. Re:oops on Steve Wozniak "Steve Jobs Played No Role In My Designs For the Apple I & II" · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a chapple.

  7. Most most on Windows Telemetry Rolls Out · · Score: 1

    One of the most most controversial aspects of Windows 10

    I guess that could be a typo...

  8. Re:Two problems on How To Fix Twitter · · Score: 2

    Smoke you, melon farmer!

  9. Whiney whiney whine on How To Fix Twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I open Twitter during a major debate in the U.S., or when a bomb has exploded in Bangkok, there should be a huge f@$%&#g banner at the top that says 'follow this breaking event.'

    Why should there be a banner? If you go to Twitter to get your breaking news, you're a maroon.

    I thought one of the whole points of Twitter is that it's 99% driven by user content, not by the company deciding what to promote, and that seems to work just, umm... "fine." If you like that sort of thing.

  10. Re:Vehicles interfering with each other? on Researcher Hacks Self-Driving Car Sensors · · Score: 1

    I assume at least they're looking for brightness rather than timing (distance travelled is very short and light is very fast) to determine the distance of an object.

    That sounds like a terrible idea. What happens if two objects reflect different amounts of laser light?

    Light may be "very fast" but we're very good at measuring it.

  11. Billion, million, whatever on Caltech Astronomers Discover Oldest Galaxy Yet Known · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They estimate it to be 13.2 billion years old, making it only about 600,000 years younger than the Big Bang.

    Only out by a factor of 1000. Not bad.

    I don't suppose anyone will actually bother editing it to stop Slashdot looking like an idiot.

  12. Nah on Why AltaVista Lost Ground To Google Sooner Than Expected · · Score: 1

    Google had a cooler logo.

  13. Get Big Fast? on Get Big Fast: "500 Club" Delivers Teachers For Code.org · · Score: 1

    Get Big Fast

    Nooo. Get big: eat.

  14. has been shorting funding for the commercial crew spacecraft

    Ugh, is "shorting" a verb now as well? I knew it was some weird thing you can do with share options, but I didn't realise we needed a replacement for "reducing."

  15. Re:Interesting names. on Four Men Arrested Over Million-Dollar MacBook Heist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anagram for anonymous coward

    A rad sunny moo cow.

  16. Oblig. xkcd on The Politics of Star Trek · · Score: 1

    I am always reminded by this XKCD when I see articles like this:

    https://xkcd.com/451/

    You can read just about anything into anything if you squint hard enough.

    "Star Trek's latest iterations — the 'reboot' films directed by J.J. Abrams — shrug at the franchise's former philosophical depth."

    I was going to say "Of course they do. It's two films so far. About four hours of material." But then I thought about the first two or three original movies...

  17. Re:Horseshit on The Politics of Star Trek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Viola you've expanded the Star Trek universe

    It's "voila," you bassoon.

  18. Re:Just a harmless drone this time on Science Teacher Arrested After Crashing Drone At US Open · · Score: 1

    This is a simple matter of physics.

    There's your problem. This guy must be chemistry.

  19. Ah, science teachers on Science Teacher Arrested After Crashing Drone At US Open · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My abiding memory of science teaching was the chemistry teacher who wanted to demonstrate the reactivity of phosphorous with air. He pulled a large stick of phosphorus (oxidised on the outside) out of a jar of water and carefully sliced off a small section. He then rushed to drop the rest of the stick back into the jar of water, but he missed and it bounced off the rim of the jar, landed on the table and promptly burst into flames and began to fill the room with fumes.

    Science!

  20. Burn the witch!

    It's a fair cop.

  21. Re:can't wear a watch on For Future Wearable Devices, the Network Could Be You · · Score: 1

    You go bonkers/wrong if you wear a watch? Therapy, I'd say.

  22. The girl was also put in the database on 14-Year-Old Boy Placed On Police Register After Sending Naked Picture To Classmate · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have leapt to the conclusion that the girl got away scot-free.

    From the BBC article on the same story:

    [The boy's] details - along with those of the girl involved and another teenager - had been added to a police intelligence database and could be stored for at least 10 years.

  23. Re:What? No Mad Dogs? on 14-Year-Old Boy Placed On Police Register After Sending Naked Picture To Classmate · · Score: 1

    i know people need false things to worry about but seriously i don't see child molesters behind every shrub in America.

    That's because they've learned how not to be seen!

  24. Re:Police motivation on 14-Year-Old Boy Placed On Police Register After Sending Naked Picture To Classmate · · Score: 1

    All of which has led to a criminal conviction against the child.

    No, it has not. He hasn't been convicted of anything.

    Lean to read.

  25. Re:If she shared . . . on 14-Year-Old Boy Placed On Police Register After Sending Naked Picture To Classmate · · Score: 1

    And so she was:

    [The boy's] details - along with those of the girl involved and another teenager - had been added to a police intelligence database and could be stored for at least 10 years.