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  1. Re:Really, Linux won't (currently) support CT on Intel Says Clover Trail Atom CPU Won't Work With Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bringing reason into a discussion about Windows vs. Linux *AND* actually reading the article?!?!

    Sir, I demand you surrender your Slashdot membership card!

  2. Will it run OS X? on Intel Says Clover Trail Atom CPU Won't Work With Linux · · Score: 0

    It would seem that everyone assumes this is some sort of collusion with MS. But if it runs Apple too, that might suggest otherwise.

    And, yes, I know OS X and Linux share a common heritage.

  3. Re:Failing to secure it, from his wife?!?!? on French Court Levies First Fine Under 3-Strikes Piracy Law · · Score: 2

    RTFA

    Sir, I'll have you know that's a curse word on this site!

  4. Failing to secure it, from his wife?!?!? on French Court Levies First Fine Under 3-Strikes Piracy Law · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Either marriage is very different in France or this is a bizarre ruling.

  5. Re:Still thinks Japan is the center of the world on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 0

    They were wise enough to listen to me and realize I was right. The rest of the world should be that smart.

  6. Re:Still thinks Japan is the center of the world on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it appears they listened to me. Good for them, for realizing I was right.

  7. Re:What the Fuck are You Smoking? on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 0

    Okay, one week apart. I would count that as pretty simultaneous.

  8. Re:Dude, Give It Up on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: -1

    Here, I'll explain this to you so your feeble mind can understand. If they were to do that, they'd have to have their factories working for a month to make a certain number. Then they'd have to wait for those to ship to all corners of the world. Then they'd have to put them on sale on the exact same day. And then and only then on that day will you make money. And then what? Either they're gonna sell out or it's going to be a dud. If you want to survive a dud, the best way to do is to mitigate the cost. This makes phased roll-outs a better business idea. You can plan out how much to ship based on how well it's selling/being received.

    Funny that Sony managed to do it.

  9. Re:The budget isn't $82,000 on Discworld Fan Film Possibly the Largest Scale Fan Film Ever · · Score: 1

    What, have you never seen Star Wars Revelations

    I'll check it out.

    And it's not a parody, which is the ONLY reason it never made it into Lucas' stupid official contest and won.

    Lucas only lets parodies in because he's afraid someone will show him up.

  10. Re:The budget isn't $82,000 on Discworld Fan Film Possibly the Largest Scale Fan Film Ever · · Score: 1

    People are basically willing to do it for free as long as they can survive.

    Yeah, wait till you get married and start thinking about kids. You'll likely find your wife is a lot less tolerant of "just surviving."

  11. Re:Still thinks Japan is the center of the world on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 0

    I didn't say they should PRIORITIZE the U.S. How about we just get beyond the bullshit regionalism altogether and have *simultaneous* release dates worldwide, so no one is left slighted?

  12. Re:It's only Natural on Scientists Themselves Play Large Role In Bad Reporting · · Score: 2

    4. And of course, Science that can be show to be of great public benefit gets funding. Cha-ching!

    I would say number 4 should be at the top of the list--in 30pt. font and flashing bright red.

    Science is supposed to be objective, above such matters as grant-whoring and self-promotion. But if such a creature actually exists, I've never met it myself.

  13. Still thinks Japan is the center of the world on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Can me an Xbox fanboy if you like, but one of the things I love about the Xbox is that it's the first console brand since the Atari that doesn't treat the U.S. (you know, the largest goddamned console market in the world) like second-class citizens. I want Xbox to "win" the console wars because it means never having to see "Releases in Japan on X date, U.S./European release dates to come later, at some point, when we get around to it."

    And at least Sony showed some respect with a simultaneous release of the PS3 worldwide. Nintendo acts like this is still the 90's and Japan is still the center of the gaming universe.

  14. And Obama will sign it...but only reluctantly on House Approves Extending the Warrantless Wiretapping Act · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's going to sign it...but he didn't mean to.

    He's going to fight for our civil rights next year. He promises. Honest.

  15. Sure, you can resign anytime you like, worker on Foxconn Says Vocational Students Aren't Being 'Forced' To Work · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, we're going to have to kick you out of this school and send you back to your impoverished village. You know, budget cuts and such.

    Now, does anyone else here wish to resign from our completely voluntary short-term internship program? Does anyone else wish to not do their part for glorious China? Does anyone else wish to speak to the press?

  16. Re:The budget isn't $82,000 on Discworld Fan Film Possibly the Largest Scale Fan Film Ever · · Score: 1

    "Troops"

    As I said, there are a million Star Wars parodies out there. I found the first 100,000 or so funny--then it got old.

    Broken Allegiance is one of the VERY, VERY few Star Wars fan films that plays it straight and doesn't come off as just silly or amateurish.

  17. The budget isn't $82,000 on Discworld Fan Film Possibly the Largest Scale Fan Film Ever · · Score: 5, Informative

    Lest you auteurs out there get too exciting, thinking you're going to film your Michael Bay ripoff dream project for a song, keep in mind that the entire cast and crew *volunteered* on the project (some for years). If you were to factor that cost in, it wouldn't surprise me if the actual cost of this project was well north of $1 million.

    I just wanted to mention that, because these kinds of fan films often advertise incredibly low budgets that mislead a lot of people to think that real filmmaking is easy and cheap, and anyone can do it. It reality it takes a team of pros to produce a decent effort (not just some shitty student film or Youtube novelty). It's just that very low-budget efforts often get those pros to *donate* their services. They're not going to do that for your average Michael Bay ripoff.

    My personal favorite professional-grade fan film is Broken Allegiance, easily the best Star Wars fan film ever made (IMHO). It was shot in Australia with a volunteer cast and crew made up of film professionals for about $10,000. It's one of the few fan films I've seen with professional lighting, actors who aren't horrific, and a halfway decent script. And it's one of the few Star Wars fan films that plays it straight instead of doing the 10-millionth stupid parody of a franchise that's almost become a parody of *itself*.

  18. It will have a certain cool factor at first on Cutting the Power Cable: How Advantageous Is Wireless Charging? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Come to our hip coffee shop and charge wirelessly!" will attract a certain trendy crowd at first (maybe enough to justify the new furniture/equipment). But, in practice, it won't be much different than offering USB ports/outlets/ethernet ports/wireless service/etc. that a lot of places already offer. There are already a million places to connect and recharge in the big city. Aside from the initial cool factor, this one is no different. Things move so fast these days, it doesn't take very long for cool tech to turn into "so what?"

    I just hope no one spills their coffee on the expensive new charging table.

  19. Re:Marketing on Why Are Operating System Version Names So Absurd? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, for some reason, they already rejected my suggestion: "OS X Pussy"

  20. Hope it's not IMPORTANT documentation on FAA Permits American Airlines To Use iPads In Cockpit "In All Phases of Flight" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to the airlines, the tablet will enable pilots to store documentation in electronic form on the iPad which otherwise weighs 15.875 kg (35 pounds) when in printed form.

    That's great, as long as the documentation in question isn't actually vital or particularly important. I'd hate to think of a pilot realizing his iPad is running low on power just when he needs critical info...or realizing that some things are still a lot better on a printed page (like a big fold-out schematic). "Mayday...I'm going down because the airline decided to save a buck by converting our fuel system diagram to a fucking app!...over."

  21. Re:Substantiated Fact on Activision Blizzard Secretly Watermarking World of Warcraft Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell, sometimes I don't even read the comments before replying.

  22. Re:Good ol' Putin on Nature Lover Vladimir Putin Flies With the Cranes · · Score: 1

    Putin has jailed his critics, restricted the press, and rigged the electoral system to guarantee his victory? The man is nothing more than a bully, and these antics just show what a small, pathetic person he really is.

    Wait, are you talking about Putin, or George W. Bush?

  23. Re:writing is actually fucking hard on Amazon Blocks Arch Linux Handbook Author From Releasing Kindle Version · · Score: 1

    And obviously you did not get any of this 'liberal arts' education, since you could not be bothered to start sentences with capital letters

    And obviously you've never heard of ee cummings.

    and use obscenities liberally and unnecessarily in your writing,

    ...or pretty much any other modern writer.

  24. Re:Guilty until proven innocent, as usual on MediaFire Restores Virus Researcher's Account But Not Individual Files · · Score: 1

    U.S. law applies to every country in the world. People stupid enough to think otherwise usually end up on a plane to the U.S. wondering why their government extradited them so fast.

  25. Re:Doesn't matter in the end on Comments On Code Comments? · · Score: 1

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    Maybe he was making a satirical comment on the nature of existence.