the fact that you actually took the time to bitch about something so trivial as someone bitching about the quality of jokes for one day on/. speaks volumes more about how much of a no-life looser you are than it does about slashdots comedic abilities...
oh wait, now what does that say about me?
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Unions are a natural and important part of any free economy. It is only through unions that workers are able to collectivly bargain with their employers, creating a natural balance of power. Also, it is foolish for any company to try and stop unions because people will become very defensive of their civil rights, especially in free societies like the US. Throughout history there are numerous examples of powerful companies and/or governments trying to exert too much control over their members, invariably leading to disaster.
You can even try gerrymandering yourself thanks to this little game: http://www.redistrictinggame.org/
the fact that you actually took the time to bitch about something so trivial as someone bitching about the quality of jokes for one day on /. speaks volumes more about how much of a no-life looser you are than it does about slashdots comedic abilities...
oh wait, now what does that say about me?
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April fools, I know, but the moon is slowly orbiting farther and farther from the earth, not closer. Please Slashdot, you could do a lot better...
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You're ignoring one of the largest motivations for human cloning: those who want to clone a dead loved one.
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I think this is the kind of thing we can come to expect from Mr. Bush.
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Unions are a natural and important part of any free economy. It is only through unions that workers are able to collectivly bargain with their employers, creating a natural balance of power. Also, it is foolish for any company to try and stop unions because people will become very defensive of their civil rights, especially in free societies like the US. Throughout history there are numerous examples of powerful companies and/or governments trying to exert too much control over their members, invariably leading to disaster.
400000 cycles/sec * 1-2 cm/cycle * 1m/100cm
=4000-8000 m/s
or 14400-28800 Km/h
Still not quite warp speed, but 10x faster does make a difference =)