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  1. Re:Stole from the company? on Hackers Respond To Help Wanted Ads With Malware · · Score: 1

    Nice!

  2. Re:Read the little ".whatever" on Hackers Respond To Help Wanted Ads With Malware · · Score: 1

    You're blaming the user? Really?

    Blaming the user for being an idiot, not blaming the user for wiping out their hard drive. There's a difference.

  3. Re:Good job, Microsoft on Microsoft Explains Windows Phone 7 'Phantom Data' · · Score: 1

    I'm just saying I'm close to the bottom of the list.

    Very subtle.

  4. Re:Who gets the 1GB plan? on Microsoft Explains Windows Phone 7 'Phantom Data' · · Score: 1

    Sorry, there just wasn't enough room in the margins.

  5. Re:RTFA ?? on FTC Is In Talks With Adobe About the 'Flash Problem' · · Score: 1

    We want flash to die to a better technology or for Adobe to get off their asses and fix it.

    Yeah, like HTML5, which supports TrueType font embedding, animated vector graphics, MP3 sound and MP4 video all right out-of-the-box. And has continued to do so for the past decade.

    Oh, wait.

  6. Re:My favorite part on Torrent Users Fight Back · · Score: 1

    The jesus analogy works better I think... he made some copies of fish and bread and distributed it free of charge. People who copy data should henceforth be referred to as "miracle workers."

    You == Genius.

  7. Re:I love robots on US Robots Win Big Down Under · · Score: 1

    You gotta think maybe in 30 years the world will be populated with decent AI robots of various types. [...] This feeling of,"Anything is possible in the future" brings a warm feeling into my heart.

    Everything except a decent goddamned flying car.

  8. Re:open vs closed on Woz Says Android Will Dominate · · Score: 1

    No, that's because you used a comma instead of a double-colon. a : b :: c : d

  9. Re:you're doing something wrong on Horizontal Scaling of SQL Databases? · · Score: 1

    You really need to define your problem with much greater specificity to get a valuable answer.

    The OP said they were using NoSQL. That alone explains everything.

    Solution (to the OP, not the parent who clearly understands what they're talking about): go learn how to use relational databases properly. Normalize your data. Nine times out of ten, if you're repeating information in multiple tables, you're doing something wrong. DO NOT USE BUSINESS KEYS. Surrogate keys only. Why? Because you do not own a crystal ball.

  10. Re:Running Franticly on NHibernate 3.0 Cookbook · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this screed got a +5 Informative. Your argument makes no sense.

    The root of the problem was that the engineers who started the project didn't know anything about database programming and just used NHibernate as a magic persistance layer.

    Really? They didn't know anything about database programming? First off: what does database programming have to do with .NET/Java programming? Second: how does someone who doesn't know anything about database programming go about creating libraries that do database access? I'm serious: how do you do that? That's like accusing Toyota of being full of engineers that don't know how to build a car just because the ride is bumpy.

    In order to use it right, you have to know the underlying database programming concepts, which are simpler and easier to learn then the NHibernate library.

    You keep using this term: "database programming." What in the hell are you talking about? Are you talking about stored procedures? Are you talking about writing relational database software? Are you talking about the software written by third party developers that uses the libraries?

    Or are you just talking about SQL? I think that's it. I think you're using the term "database programming" to mean "SQL statements" which explains a SHIT TON.

    My opinion: Stick with a simple ADO -> Object mapper and write queries as-needed

    Yeah, named parameters are overrated, too. Just concatenate a big string together. And if you need to check user input, just write your own parsing library because I'm sure it will be better than an open source, freely available version worked on by thousands of contributors. Nothing could possibly go wrong there.

    Don't rely on a more complicated library to handle things like transactions, lazy-loading, and relationship mapping.

    Sigh.

    1. Hibernate doesn't handle transaction management.
    2. Reinventing the wheel is reason #1 for getting fucked-up, hard-to-find bugs in your code.

    Be very careful introducing relationships into the business objects

    Says the programmer. "What the hell are you talking about? You don't touch business objects," replies the DBA.

    if you end up working in a project where the senior engineers and/or people who started the project treat NHibernate as a "magic persistance layer," RUN!!!

    OK, here you're absolutely right! Please run away! There are plenty of good programmers that can use a job. Let the scared hand-query-writers go whip up a website for their local bands and restaurants.

  11. Re:ORM efficient on NHibernate 3.0 Cookbook · · Score: 1

    my experience of ORM so far it is for Newbs who cannot comprehend the data structures by themselves

    It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Data structures have nothing to do with ORM.

  12. Thank god! on NHibernate 3.0 Cookbook · · Score: 1

    Thank god for all the bitching scripting "programmers" that despise ORMs and would rather use hand-written SQL statements. You keep the rest of us happily, steadily employed.

  13. Re:open vs closed on Woz Says Android Will Dominate · · Score: 4, Funny

    The three major video game consoles are less open than even an iPhone, yet consoles beat PCs in sales in several genres.

    Yeah, but bread is more open than an iPhone, and bread has outsold PCs and iPhones hand-over-fist for centuries .

    This is why we should never have gotten rid of analogies on the SATs.

  14. WHAT?! They get off!? on 200 Students Admit Cheating After Professor's Online Rant · · Score: 1

    What kind of deal is this? If they turn themselves in, they get to complete the course? That is absolutely ridiculous. If they cheated, they fail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

    Christ, they SHOULD be expelled.

  15. Re:Unsurprising on Apache Declares War On Oracle Over Java · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I agree. The GP smells trollish. Java has the benefit of being free and already widely-understood (hell, most CS intro classes start with Java because it gets OOP out of the way right from the start). If I'm hiring for a company, I want to have my pick of a hundred people, not three. D would have to give me magical performance increases in the range of an order-of-magnitude or more before I'd ever consider abandoning Java.

  16. Re:There's only one upgrade needed for Google on Google Give Searchers 'Instant Previews' of Result Pages · · Score: 1

    It's like speaking to a person who always tries to finish your sentences before you're done speaking

    EXACTLY! I fear that Google is only serving to help miseducate a whole generation of rude, interrupting bastards that think they already know everything.

  17. Re:This explains the political process on The Placebo Effect Not Just On Drugs · · Score: 1

    And we're in debt up to our eyeballs on programs that don't do what they were supposed to do.

    Like defense, right? Huge entitlement program for the corporate welfare moms, just so we can create new enemies abroad, or build giant, hilariously expensive floating targets.

  18. LibreOffice? on 33 Developers Leave OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    Christ, couldn't they think of something better than LibreOffice?

    What about "OpenBook"? Or just plain "Libre"?

  19. Re:I quite fancy giving IE9 a try on IE9 May Not Be Enough To Save IE · · Score: 1

    Why? Is there some software that requires Win7? Oh! Right! IE9.

    Chicken... meet egg.

  20. Re:Not really matching specs on Apple Counter-Sues Motorola Over Touchscreen Patents · · Score: 1

    You're right, the Dell is better because it actually fits in your pocket.

  21. Re:You know what? This is Canada. on CRTC To Allow Usage-Based Billing · · Score: 1

    I'm actually kind-of shocked you guys haven't already done this. I mean, if anything can be argued to be a public good it's the country's communication channels.

  22. Re:No iPads are $500 because they are Apple on Apple Counter-Sues Motorola Over Touchscreen Patents · · Score: 2, Informative

    if the ipad is over priced why isn't their a single competitor with a similarly priced device? Every single device that matches specs is $700 plus. now don't go find a resistive touch screen, I said match specs.

    Uh, OK. Boy, that was easy.

    Oh, you said match specs. I don't know if Dell offers a cheaper, more Apple-like alternative to the Dell's far superior Gorilla Glass.

  23. Re:Prop 19 could really use ... on Predicting Election Results With Google · · Score: 1

    I feel that the pro side has a much stronger case

    You are forgetting another argument for the pro side: while marijuana is illegal you have a defacto illicit market for its distribution. Once it's legal and regulated, legitimate entrepreneurs come in and market forces push the price down, which drives the criminals away.

  24. Re:Prop 19 on Predicting Election Results With Google · · Score: 1

    I do believe the DEA will challenge it if it passes

    No, they won't. They're not that stupid.

    The Feds do not have anywhere near the numbers of agents necessary to do this. Just to put things in perspective: even if you took all the currently available federal agents from the FBI (~13500), the ATF (~2500) and the DEA (~5500), that's about the same number of sworn officers in the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department alone.

    There is simply no way they could do it. And on top of that, they would get no cooperation from local police if they tried this. Why should they? It's a complete waste of taxpayers dollars that could be better-spent fighting real crimes.

  25. Re:So obvious question... on Oracle Needs a Clue As Brain Drain Accelerates · · Score: 1, Funny

    As someone who primarily makes his living writing real-time transaction processing software, and wouldn't touch .NET with a hundred-foot pole, let me be the first to say, excellent shilling, sir.