Torrent Users Fight Back
eonlabs writes "Torrent users being blamed for illegally downloading Far Cry are fighting back. In a 96-page lawsuit, the lawyers at Dunlap, Grubb, and Weaver are being accused of: 'extortion, fraudulent omissions, mail fraud, wire fraud, computer fraud and abuse, racketeering, fraud upon the court, abuse of process, fraud on the Copyright Office, copyright misuse, unjust enrichment, and consumer protection violations.'"
Also, they kicked a kitten and didn't like their teddys.
From TFA: "In short, Shirokov's lawsuit is accusing Dunlap, Grubb & Weaver of knowingly breaching copyright law to make money."
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If there's one thing the court system likes, it's lawsuits against lawyers.
Yo dawg, I heard you like tilting at windmills....
It's about goddamned time!
Let us raise our glasses in toast to these people and hope that they will be successful, and that their success will cause more to follow in their footsteps.
there should probably be a few more charges. (Never watched it but it's Uwe Boll, how bad up is it going to be?)
Similar to how the Constructicons combined to form Devastator, imaginary property lawyers are combining with the mob^H^H^H RIAA, and Obama's Intellectual Property Rights Task Force to form $0.
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Sure the law might be on their side, but we aren't ruled by laws, we are ruled by men. While the "law" might say one thing, the judges adhere to a sort of spirit of the law. And the spirit of the law is that big corporations and corporate are implicitly responsible, good and therefore in the right. When they don't like what a young person does that young person is in the wrong. It's just that simple.
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Because you seem to believe that they'll be successful and even that they are even in the right.
No judge is going to do anything more than slap the law firm on the wrist. To do otherwise would threaten the whole business of law, and that just won't happen.
And really, folks who pirated a UWE BOLL movie? Aren't they at least guilty of criminal bad taste?
... "And it wasn't even that good!"
1) Release low-budget, badly-written & directed crappy movie to the public
2) Give it time to be distributed illegally on the internet
3) Find those who have supposedly shared it
4) Sue everybody, but count on only some people paying to settle out of court and collect fines
5) PROFIT!
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
Or does that not apply?
I write sci-fi for metalheads
That's a lot of fraud. I can see how this must have happened:
Man: Well, what've you got?
Prosecutor: Well, there's extortion and blackmail; extortion racketeering and blackmail; blackmail and fraud; extortion and fraud; racketeering extortion blackmail and fraud; extortion indecent exposure blackmail and fraud; fraud indecent exposure fraud fraud criminal negligence and fraud; fraud misuse of police property fraud fraud racketeering fraud extortion and spam;
Vikings: Fraud fraud fraud fraud...
Prosecutor: ...fraud fraud fraud criminal negligence and fraud; fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud traffic violation fraud fraud fraud...
Vikings: fraud! Lovely fraud! Lovely fraud!
Prosecutor: ...or international terror conspiracy to overthrow the government with an insurgent army funded with drug trafficking and armed robbery and fraud.
Wife: Have you got anything without fraud?
Prosecutor: Well, there's fraud indecent exposure extortion and fraud, that's not got much fraud in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY fraud!
Man: Why can't she have racketeering extortion blackmail and fraud?
Wife: THAT'S got fraud in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much fraud in it as fraud extortion traffic ticket and fraud, has it?
Vikings: Fraud fraud fraud fraud... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the extortion indecent exposure blackmail and fraud without the fraud then?
Prosecutor: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like fraud!
Vikings: Lovely fraud! Wonderful fraud!
Prosecutor: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely fraud! Wonderful fraud!
Prosecutor: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have extortion indecent exposure blackmail and fraud without the fraud.
Wife: I don't like fraud!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your fraud. I love it. I'm having fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud extortion fraud fraud fraud and fraud!
Vikings: Fraud fraud fraud fraud. Lovely fraud! Wonderful fraud!
Waitress: Shut up!! Extortion is off.
Man: Well could I have her fraud instead of the extortion then?
Waitress: You mean fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Fraud fraud fraud fraud. Lovely fraud! Wonderful fraud! Fraud fra-a-a-a-a-ud fraud fra-a-a-a-a-ud fraud. Lovely fraud! Lovely fraud! Lovely fraud! Lovely fraud! Lovely fraud! Fraud fraud fraud fraud!
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
The funniest thing is that the lawyers apparently are not willing to share the evidence of the copyright breach with the users, and have ordered them to not delete any files from their system.
If I were a user who actually HAD downloaded the move (and it could be traced to my drive), this would be the perfect time to "accidentally" take a hammer to my hard drive and rebuild the system.
If they don't have any evidence, then neither do I.
Occasionally living proof of the Ballmer peak.
Sounds like a Leisure Suit Larry level: The firm of Done That, Grubby and Deceiver would like to sue you? Do you accept?
...but such a shame that it pretty much adds up to an admission of guilt. Anyone who had genuinely not downloaded the movie would surely have included slander and/or libel in that list.
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
Without it, I'd have not been able to get my people in on this so fast.
We wanted to go with a Federal RICO suit but instead decided a larger levee of smaller charges would be far more effective.
Now sit back and watch the show, people. USCG is about to get their ass torn up like EA, and I'm only providing financial support this round, I'm not even named in the suit.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
I'm rooting for the guy, but he has made a serious blunder.
USCG registered Far Cry's copyright on behalf of the German studio that owns it in January 2010. Registrations must be made within 60 days of publication, and Shirokov claims they lied to the USCO by stating the movie was released in April, 2009. That would be copyright fraud, and would completely invalidate all of USCG's lawsuits, and could possibly land them jail time. However, Far Cry was released in April 2009 in the Netherlands. The US release was, in fact, November 2009.
The case basically unhinges after that, and the only argument he really has left is that the majority of law-suits by USCG were for either issued before November 2009 (limiting maximum penalty to actual damages - or about $25), or were for infringement occurring before November 2009. In both cases a $1500 settlement threat could be considered coercion. That would mean the racketeering claim might still stand, but I'm not sure anything else would. I don't think an offer to settle for $1500 even though the maximum penalty is about $25 is illegal, and I don't believe insinuating a $300k per item penalty is illegal, since I believe what is stated in the settlement offer is factually correct (there have been $300k+ judgments before, but in these types of cases the statutory damages have limits to about $7k, if I remember correctly). The combination and the fact that they send these letters to people they know cannot afford representation, combined with the fact that they have never, ever sued anyone who rejected their offer, should make the racketeering case a decent option.
He is also attempting to push the issue that these mass-multidefendant lawsuits are frivolous and waste the court's time - the exact charge USCG leveled against the lawyer selling DIY motions to dismiss kits. That might be fruitful too (it's the one I really want him to win).
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
Pirating is inexcusable in our age of cheap media. Pirating a Uwe Boll movie is like shoplifting a Girls Gone Wild video. You deserve to have the book thrown at you for being a born asshead.
People that support the worst of big screen garbage in any form should be reprimanded. They have probably seen a few of these movies in the theater.
Netflix streaming is only $8 a month and has a lot of great works from small producers. The pirates should be fined and the funds should go to student film projects.
law'd!
for insinuating they willingly watched Far Cry.
Not only is piracy unethical but it also tells people like Uwe Boll that there is actually demand for his terrible movies.
Netflix streaming is only $8 per month and turns people on to smaller producers.
Hollywood and other big producers make the bulk of their funds from theater and retail blu-ray/dvd sales. The profits from Netflix are pennies on the dollar in comparison. Support Netflix, not piracy.
We can't have people questioning the idea that all corporations are evil and out to get us.
What I really hate is the "all p2p is for stealing other peoples stuff". No! I download new operating systems (UBUNTU LINUX) over P2P. Ubuntu offers torrents, and its the most efficient way for thousands of people to get a copy quickly (its more efficient on the internet too). But brownshirt nazi outfits like Dewey Sokkum and Howe go after any IP address found on P2P networks. Is the content I'm downloading illegal? No. Am I stealing someone elses stuff? No! Ubuntu wants me to download, P2P is just the carrier. But according to Dewey Sokkum and Howe, I'm a crimminal, because they cast a big net and I happened to get caught? What the hell! They would go after someone like me, BASTARDS!, and then commit their own illegal act, and then claim 'oops, made a mistake'. No. Fry them. They stole from thousands. They are cheerful to steal from others, in the name of keeping people honest. They broke the law. They would be cheerful to prosecute anyone. Now its their turn. Bernie Madoff did something like this. He got 150 years. These guys.... can we hope for at least 15?
Hmmmmm, I'll have to go download that!!
Don't forget jaywalking.
Why on earth would someone willingly download any film that was made by Uwe Boll? Every movie he's ever produced is a steaming pile of badly written, poorly directed, underfunded shit. To quote a line from Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Far Cry is a "disgusting cinematic suppository" and I'm really rather surprised that someone would waste their bandwidth on it. Let's be realistic here, "2 girls 1 cup" could claim a significantly greater level of entertainment value and artistic expression than any film that Uwe Boll has ever made (or ever will make for that matter).
This is like watching a game between the Cowboys and the Patriots. I can't figure out which side pisses me off more.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Fraud, murder, arson, and fraud.
Hedley Lamarr: You said fraud twice.
Applicant: I like fraud.
Why would anyone waste bandwidth to download that stupid movie when it can be had from the $5 bin at Walmart? Why would any lawyer raise a fuss over a $5 movie?
I especially like these plantiff statements. He should win for having a good sense of humor.
217. $26.99 is a far cry from $1,500.
219. $26.99 is a far cry from $150,000.