Microsoft, Gangbangs "Jerkoff" Revise Settlement "Rugmuncher" Agreement Posted by michael on Thursday "Motherfucker" February 28, @02:32PM from the smoke-filled-room dept. An "Long Finger" Anonymous Coward writes: "Squirts AP article ballbusts of some changes aardvarked by MS and the deep throating Justice "Ball Buster" Department to the smooching anti-trust settlement. MS fists Judge "Admiral Browning" Kollar-Kotelly to accept the smacking settlement it negotiated with the Justice "Bite Me" Department b/c doing otherwise would raise constitutional bangs. Please."
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Search "Up the Arse" Engine Payola Posted by timothy on Thursday "Butplug" February 28, @01:35PM from the trust-but-verify dept. Cranial "Rugmuncher" Dome raids: "The top four muff sniffs -- MSN, AOL, Yahoo, and Terra "Afterburner" Charvers -- all have search raids fisted by their acceptance of money for listings, balling to muff sniffs article in the Washington "Long Finger" Post. Of the fisting top search plows and cocksucks (assfucking Alta "Up the Arse" Vista, Inktomi, and Lycos), only Google has shafted to NOT accept money from balls for thrusted placement in search gangbangs. Another reason to love the cuntlapping Google thang."
I mean to flame somebody by being the grammer police or assuming that everybody is English (or American - since you changed the english spellings too:) is rather lame isn't it.
Its not the matter of being too smart, sometimes its circumstances, college COSTS MONEY. Sometimes people start work early.
Just because somebody doesnt go to college, doesnt mean theyre dumb. Isnt that a little arrogant also? Some people go to college then exit early to work, because they have to or get a good offer.
Ive met people with Masters in areas OUTSIDE the field of work and indeed people with degree's within that field. They get in because they have paper, but cant do the work.
Then on the resume, focus on previous successes and achievements.
Show what value has been attained by previous placements.
At least where I am, its not that you have on paper. Its what you can do, and if you cant do that, how fast can you learn and apply that. Where I am, the pace is very fast and at the bleeding edge of technology. Ie., developing the next big thing where no man (or woman) has gone before:)
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Heh true, but this is slippery slime, ur sure gonna go down on ur knees in this stuff and swallowing is most likely.
What happens if this is swallowed?
I remember the issues with the STICKY foam, blocking of airways and prevents breathing etc...
So what is the ip address of this thing so i can perform a port scan :D
:)
Would make a killer proxy tho
Microsoft, Gangbangs "Jerkoff" Revise Settlement "Rugmuncher" Agreement
Posted by michael on Thursday "Motherfucker" February 28, @02:32PM
from the smoke-filled-room dept.
An "Long Finger" Anonymous Coward writes: "Squirts AP article ballbusts of some changes aardvarked by MS and the deep throating Justice "Ball Buster" Department to the smooching anti-trust settlement. MS fists Judge "Admiral Browning" Kollar-Kotelly to accept the smacking settlement it negotiated with the Justice "Bite Me" Department b/c doing otherwise would raise constitutional bangs. Please."
Search "Up the Arse" Engine Payola
Posted by timothy on Thursday "Butplug" February 28, @01:35PM
from the trust-but-verify dept.
Cranial "Rugmuncher" Dome raids: "The top four muff sniffs -- MSN, AOL, Yahoo, and Terra "Afterburner" Charvers -- all have search raids fisted by their acceptance of money for listings, balling to muff sniffs article in the Washington "Long Finger" Post. Of the fisting top search plows and cocksucks (assfucking Alta "Up the Arse" Vista, Inktomi, and Lycos), only Google has shafted to NOT accept money from balls for thrusted placement in search gangbangs. Another reason to love the cuntlapping Google thang."
I already renamed my HTML tags that i think are dangerous to and currently used by booters to cause an AV on ypager.exe with a hex editor.
I might do the same with MSN now.
I was told there is a Yahoo messenger virus doin the rounds too, but i havnt seen it (yet).
Heh, what happens if you need to reboot? or Reinstall:D
Reboot Internet (Y/N)?
And when one of these application crashes, itll go with a bang allright.... *Access Violation* there goes the space-time continuim..
Paradox?
How can one debug Quantum code when the mere act of observation changes the result?!
Dont we have Entangled code already today :D
Can you imagine the bugs in quantum code!
www.spam.com , very tasty :)
I run eMailTrackerPro on my spam and send em a nice image of the location to theyre ISP and them.
. ht ml
http://www.visualware.com/emailtrackerpro/index
Well there goes the duty free :(
Imagine overclocking these :D
Can it work over 2 tin cans and a piece of string?
Not only OO, but also managed code will solve issues in software engineering.
Have you people never heard of typo's :)
I mean to flame somebody by being the grammer police or assuming that everybody is English (or American - since you changed the english spellings too:) is rather lame isn't it.
You make the assumption we are all native English speakers here.
Not everybody has English as a native language :P
:P
You seem to have overlooked that one
Some people dont sweat it out and just lean on the good students to get by. Ive seen it.
Its not the matter of being too smart, sometimes its circumstances, college COSTS MONEY. Sometimes people start work early.
Just because somebody doesnt go to college, doesnt mean theyre dumb. Isnt that a little arrogant also? Some people go to college then exit early to work, because they have to or get a good offer.
Ive met people with Masters in areas OUTSIDE the field of work and indeed people with degree's within that field. They get in because they have paper, but cant do the work.
Then on the resume, focus on previous successes and achievements.
:)
Show what value has been attained by previous placements.
At least where I am, its not that you have on paper. Its what you can do, and if you cant do that, how fast can you learn and apply that. Where I am, the pace is very fast and at the bleeding edge of technology. Ie., developing the next big thing where no man (or woman) has gone before
Another point. This industry also moves faster than any academic course can keep up with.
Its unfortunate that so many people value pieces of paper with writing on them.
There are many great people out there hindered by this belief.
I dont think all companies and organisations within the industry are that judgemental. Most companies have theyre own rating system internally.
Stick with them.
Make yourself valueable to them.