Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
You have been receiving email from a certain
Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
And this time, he found
you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation,
VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting
circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully.
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on
Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an
Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "
Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is
also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's"Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll!Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards,
Gay
Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
this is good shit man
Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
I spent the night spamming the Snot FAQ across the previous story while Klerck joined in spooging his page-lengthening posts everywhere, then I made love to my sister for a couple hours! Wanna join in? She likes gangbangs, as long as you like licking her feet!
Klerck, you jizz-gobbler, you're breaking my browser! It renders so slowly now on the last article you did this too I can't even read it! Congratulations, monkey-spanker.
You pervert! That uucp'd file decodes to a picture of CmdrTaco trying to snot himself!! That's the most horrible thing I've seen since I wrote in explicit detail about the exact same thing! You horrible man! Bringing back all those memories of self-induced disgust!! Eejrgj!!!
ASo.nh3 v;lihyfr3nb sadfs fooeyt/.on bloody sleep need sleep
I believe they were pulled directly from/dev/random, or possibly from CowboiKneel's testicles. In which case, they're damned disgusting, not random. Yes...
THE
OFFICIAL
TACO-SNOTTING
FAQ
By
The
WIPO
Troll,
$Revision:
1.13
$
Why
have
I
been
receiving
emails
from
some
guy
called
"CmdrTaco,"
in
which
he
seems
to
be
speaking
in
some
kind
of
code
language?
You
have
been
receiving
email
from
a
certain
Robert
"CmdrTaco"
Malda,
owner
of
the
popular
technology
website
Slashdot.
Actually,
it's
not
a
very
"popular"
site
in
the
common
sense
of
the
word;
the
site
is
rife
with
pimply,
antisocial
geeks,
zit-faced
nerds,
dirty
GNU
hippies
and
communists,
and
other
societal
rejects.
It's
also
home
to
the
world's
most
infamous
pædophile
ring,
the
"Slashdot
crew."
Whenever
CmdrTaco
gets
bored
(and
who
wouldn't,
running
a
site
like
Slashdot
all
day),
he
roams
through
the
Slashdot
database,
penis
in
hand,
looking
for
people
who
might
enjoy
engaging
in
homosexual
orgies
with
him.
How
he
determines
this
is
anyone's
guess;
but
if
you
have
a
homosexual-sounding
nickname,
or
a
nick
with
the
letter
P
or
E
in
it,
you're
in
trouble.
And
this
time,
he
found
you.
Lucky
you.
CmdrTaco's
code
language
is
relatively
easy
to
decipher.
He
prefers
to
speak
in
thinly-veiled
sexual
innuendo
to
evade
the
watchful
(but
relatively
stupid)
eye
of
Slashdot's
parent
corporation,
VA
Software.
CmdrTaco's
"Commander"
is,
of
course,
his
penis
--
a
small,
withered
little
thing
that
lives
in
his
pants
and
only
comes
out
in
the
presence
of
other
male
geeks
or
at
the
beck
and
call
of
CmdrTaco's
own
lubed-up
right
hand.
His
"Taco
bells"
are
the
shriveled
testicles
that
droop
beneath
his
Commander,
and
his
"Taco
sauce"
is
his
thick,
gooey
semen.
It
should
be
more
than
obvious
to
you
now
what
he
means
if
he
asked
you
to
"ring
his
Taco
bells"
or
"taste
his
gourmet
Taco
sauce."
Lastly,
there
is
the
practice
he
refers
to
as
"Taco-snotting"
and
the
more
revolting
"circle-snot."
Good
Lord.
What
is
"Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting"
is
the
term
used
by
CmdrTaco
to
refer
to
an
act
of
fellating
a
homosexual
man
(or
unwilling
heterosexual;
CmdrTaco
is
rumoured
to
prefer
rape),
then
blowing
the
semen
out
his
nose
onto
the
face
and
body
of
his
partner
or
victim.
Naturally,
a
long,
bubbly
stream
of
milky-white
semen
is
left
on
CmdrTaco's
face,
dribbling
out
of
his
nose
and
down
his
cheek:
hence
the
term,
"Taco-snotting."
A
"circle-snot"
is
a
Taco-snotting
circle-jerk,
another
practice
common
among
the
Slashdot
crew.
CmdrTaco,
CowboiKneel,
and
Homos
get
together
and
snot
each
other
with
their
gooey,
sticky
cum
--
spooging
their
jizz-snot
all
over
each
other's
faces
and
pasty,
white
bodies,
until
they're
covered
head
to
toe
with
their
own
and
each
other's
man
juice.
This
vile
ritual
can
go
on
for
hours.
For
the
homosexual
penetration
that
follows
this
lengthy
foreplay,
Roblowme
is
usually
there
to
provide
plenty
of
anal
lubricant;
he
owns
a
limo
service
and
has
ample
supplies
of
motor
oil
and
axle
grease
ready
to
go.
To
complete
this
perverted
orgy,
fellow
geeks
Michael,
Timothy,
and
Jamie
will
usually
join
in,
dressed
in
tight
leather
mock-S.S.
uniforms,
jack
boots,
and
leather
gloves.
The
whole
group
then
proceeds
to
snot
each
other's
spunk
and
whip
each
other's
pudgy
asses
with
riding
crops
and
chains
until
their
pale,
white
geek
bodies
are
exhausted
and
soaked
in
stinking
sweat
from
the
hours
of
passionate,
homosexual
revelry.
Ewwwwww.
So,
can
I
stop
receiving
these
emails?
Hopefully.
You
most
likely
forgot
to
uncheck
the
"Willing
to
Taco-snot"
checkbox
in
your
account
preferences.
CmdrTaco
has
probably
already
got
the
hots
for
your
wad,
and
he's
probably
already
been
lurking
outside
your
bathroom
window
for
weeks
with
a
camera,
some
tissues
and
lube.
There's
no
escaping
a
geek
in
heat,
so
it's
probably
too
late
for
you,
but
you
can
possibly
rectify
this
situation.
To
remove
yourself
from
CmdrTaco's
sights,
log
into
your
Slashdot
account,
go
to
your
user
page,
click
on
Messages,
and
uncheck
the
box
next
to
"Willing
to
Taco-snot."
Maybe
he'll
ignore
you.
Probably
not.
I
can't
stop
receiving
these
emails
from
CmdrTaco!?
If
you
indulge
him
in
a
Taco-snot
or
two,
he
might
leave
you
alone.
You
might
also
want
to
look
into
mail
filtering,
restraining
orders,
or
purchasing
a
heavy,
blunt
object
capable
of
warding
off
rampaging
homosexual
geeks
in
heat.
Trust
me,
when
they
charge...
oh,
the
humanity.
If
he
gets
you,
and
you
let
him
Taco-snot
you,
you
will
most
likely
end
up
tied
up
in
his
basement
to
be
used
as
his
sex
slave
for
the
rest
of
your
life
(or
until
he
accidentally
drowns
you
in
spunk
in
a
circle-snot).
Have
you
ever
been
Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately,
yes.
I
first
met
CmdrTaco
at
an
Open
Source
Convention.
He
invited
me
back
to
his
room
for
a
game
of
Quake
and
some
"gourmet
Tacos,"
but
when
I
got
there,
he
jumped
me
and
tied
me
to
his
bed,
stripping
me.
After
taking
his
"Commander"
out
of
his
pants,
Mr.
Taco
made
me
suck
the
withered
thing
six
times.
He
then
performed
his
vile
Taco-snotting
ritual
on
me
three
times
over
the
next
two
hours,
bringing
me
to
orgasm
after
sweaty,
mind-numbing
orgasm...
then
he
snotted
my
own
milky-white
jizz
back
onto
my
face,
into
my
mouth,
then
again
on
my
exposed
belly.
CmdrTaco
invited
several
of
his
Open
Source
(or
rather,
"Open
Sauce"
--
man
sauce)
buddies
over
to
continue
the
twisted
snotfest.
Linux
Torvalds
raped
my
ass
with
his
"monolithic
kernel,"
and
Anal
Cox
used
his
"network
stack"
in
a
multitude
of
unspeakable
ways
on
and
in
every
orifice
in
my
defenseless
body.
Michael
was
there
in
his
leather
Nazi
uniform,
caning
my
ass
with
a
bamboo
pole
and
ranting
about
"all
those
Censorware
freaks
out
to
get
him."
How
did
you
finally
escape,
you
ask?
After
about
16
hours
of
countless
homosexual
atrocities
perpetrated
against
my
restrained
body,
they
all
finally
went
to
sleep
on
top
of
me,
sweat-soaked
and
exhausted.
I
was
left
there,
covered
in
bubbly,
translucent
jizz-snot,
chained
to
the
bed,
with
half
a
dozen
fat,
pasty-white
fags
lying
around
and
on
top
of
me.
Fortunately
the
spooge
coating
my
flesh
worked
wonderfully
as
a
lubricant;
I
was
able
to
squirm
my
way
out
of
the
handcuffs
and
slip
out
the
back
door.
I'm
just
glad
I
survived
the
ordeal.
These
geeks
had
a
lot
of
built-up
spunk
in
their
wads
--
I
could've
easily
been
drowned!
That's
horrible.
Does
"Taco-snotting"
have
anything
to
do
with
CmdrTaco's
"special
taco"?
No,
that's
a
different
disgusting
perversion
CmdrTaco
indulges
himself
in.
CmdrTaco
is
usually
not
satisfied
with
merely
snotting
your
own
jizz
back
onto
your
face,
he
most
often
enjoys
involving
his
own
bodily
fluids
in
his
twisted
games.
WeatherTroll
has
spent
some
time
trying
to
educate
the
Slashdot
readership
about
this
vile
practice
(emphasis
added):
You
may
be
wondering
what
CmdrTaco's
"special
taco"
is.
You
will
be
wishing
that
you
hadn't
been
wondering
after
you
finish
reading
this
post.
To
make
his
"special
taco",
CmdrTaco
takes
a
taco
shell
and
shits
on
it.
He
then
adds
lettuce,
jacks
off
on
the
taco,
and
adds
a
compound
to
make
the
person
who
eats
the
taco
unconscious.
Of
course,
the
compound
does
not
make
the
person
unconscious
until
the
taco
is
fully
eaten.
Thus
CmdrTaco
force-feeds
the
taco
to
the
unsuspecting
victim.
After
the
victim
is
unconscious,
he
is
held
against
his
will
and
used
for
CmdrTaco's
nefarious
sexual
purposes.
This
includes
shoving
taco
shells
up
the
victim's
ass,
Taco-snotting,
and
getting
Jon
Katz
involved.
Completely
different,
yet
no
less
revolting.
It
should
be
clear
to
you
now
that
CmdrTaco
is
a
very,
very
sick
individual,
as
are
most
of
the
Slashdot
editors.
Does
Jon
Katz
get
involved
in
any
of
this?
I
thought
he
was
a
pædophile,
not
a
homosexual.
Actually,
Jon
Katz
is
a
homosexual
pædophile.
He's
also
a
coprophiliac,
and,
many
suspect,
a
zoeophile.
Jon
Katz
is
somewhat
of
a
loner
and
doesn't
involve
himself
in
circle-snots.
Mr.
Katz
usually
engages
in
a
game
called
"Katz
juicy-douching"
with
his
harem
of
little-boy
slaves:
a
vile
practice
which
involves
administering
an
enema
to
himself
of
the
little
boy's
urine
(forced
out
of
them
with
a
pair
of
pliers),
spooging
the
vile
muck
from
his
ass
back
into
the
enema
bag,
then
squirting
and
slathering
the
goo
all
over
himself,
and
the
little
boy's
chained-up
and
naked
bodies.
If
he's
in
the
mood,
he
will
sometimes
skip
refilling
the
enema
bag
and
just
squirt
it
from
his
ass
onto
his
boys.
Unwilling
boys
are
further
tortured
with
the
pliers
until
they
comply
and
allow
Mr.
Katz
to
juicy-douche
them
for
the
rest
of
their
lives.
As
I
already
said,
Mr.
Katz
is
also
a
zoeophile.
As
if
the
sexual
escapades
with
the
helpless
little
boys
aren't
enough,
Jon
usually
enjoys
his
juicy-douches
best
when
his
penis
is
firmly
planted
in
a
female
goat's
anus.
He
is
also
rumoured
to
get
off
on
watching
his
little
boys
eat
the
goat's
small,
bean-like
turds.
...Are
you
getting
hard
writing
this?
Why,
yes.
:)
Join
me
in
a
WIPO-snot?
No,
thanks.
I'm
already
CmdrTaco's
boi
toi.
________________________________________
*
The
URL
of
this
document
is
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?
op=display
&uid=267426
&id=2346.
*
Previous
revisions
are
maintained
at
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?
op=display
&uid=308209.
Insert some jizz into that link so the "real destination" isn't as visible. Any amount of alphanumeric text, and usually slashes, can go between the domain name and the asterisk. Also post A.C. so people actually see it.:)
We should all discuss taco-snotting. Six times in a row preferably.:)
And yes, before anyone flames me, I am quite proud of myself for that accomplishment. It's probably been the highest point in my entire life, or at least since I pushed through 35 copies of the same one-liner poast in a row.
Six actually. I decided to stop for a second (needed to wank) and someone else got a poast through, then someone else. Thank you for the bold text, I shall use it to beat those two interlopers to death with.
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
You have been receiving email from a certain
Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
And this time, he found
you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation,
VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting
circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully.
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on
Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an
Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "
Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is
also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's"Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll!Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards,
Gay
Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
this is good shit man
Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
You have been receiving email from a certain
Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
And this time, he found
you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation,
VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting
circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully.
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on
Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an
Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "
Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is
also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's"Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll!Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards,
Gay
Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
this is good shit man
Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
You have been receiving email from a certain
Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
And this time, he found
you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation,
VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting
circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully.
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on
Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an
Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "
Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is
also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's"Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll!Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards,
Gay
Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
this is good shit man
Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
Gord damn it. I've been poasting these links for days, some unwashed A.C. drags himself over here and copies me, and he gets the credit for it. Fuckin' fucker.
I'll see you in hell, anonymous coward! You and your 20,000 clones!
Slashdot Mirror
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
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Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
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Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
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Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
Yep, you were. What gave it away? The "go fuck an ass. Preferably a big, stinky, unwiped one" line? :)
I spent the night spamming the Snot FAQ across the previous story while Klerck joined in spooging his page-lengthening posts everywhere, then I made love to my sister for a couple hours! Wanna join in? She likes gangbangs, as long as you like licking her feet!
Klerck, you jizz-gobbler, you're breaking my browser! It renders so slowly now on the last article you did this too I can't even read it! Congratulations, monkey-spanker.
Nope. I'm CmdrTaco's bitch, not yours. And my sister's. She fucks me good.
That's much better, but it doesn't beat the AOL News version here.
You slay me. Read more about it here.
You should browse at -1. There's quite a bit of "math" down there, poasted by our crapflooding compadre Klerck.
Do not listen to the anonymous coward. He's got a mouthful of penis.
"Fronts for Goatse.cx." That sounds like were some kind of Mafia outfit. Mmm, "Troll mafia..."
You pervert! That uucp'd file decodes to a picture of CmdrTaco trying to snot himself!! That's the most horrible thing I've seen since I wrote in explicit detail about the exact same thing! You horrible man! Bringing back all those memories of self-induced disgust!! Eejrgj!!!
/.on bloody sleep need sleep
ASo.nh3 v;lihyfr3nb sadfs fooeyt
I believe they were pulled directly from /dev/random, or possibly from CowboiKneel's testicles. In which case, they're damned disgusting, not random. Yes...
Poot. I need sleep...
THE
OFFICIAL
TACO-SNOTTING
FAQ
By
The
WIPO
Troll,
$Revision:
1.13
$
Why
have
I
been
receiving
emails
from
some
guy
called
"CmdrTaco,"
in
which
he
seems
to
be
speaking
in
some
kind
of
code
language?
You
have
been
receiving
email
from
a
certain
Robert
"CmdrTaco"
Malda,
owner
of
the
popular
technology
website
Slashdot.
Actually,
it's
not
a
very
"popular"
site
in
the
common
sense
of
the
word;
the
site
is
rife
with
pimply,
antisocial
geeks,
zit-faced
nerds,
dirty
GNU
hippies
and
communists,
and
other
societal
rejects.
It's
also
home
to
the
world's
most
infamous
pædophile
ring,
the
"Slashdot
crew."
Whenever
CmdrTaco
gets
bored
(and
who
wouldn't,
running
a
site
like
Slashdot
all
day),
he
roams
through
the
Slashdot
database,
penis
in
hand,
looking
for
people
who
might
enjoy
engaging
in
homosexual
orgies
with
him.
How
he
determines
this
is
anyone's
guess;
but
if
you
have
a
homosexual-sounding
nickname,
or
a
nick
with
the
letter
P
or
E
in
it,
you're
in
trouble.
And
this
time,
he
found
you.
Lucky
you.
CmdrTaco's
code
language
is
relatively
easy
to
decipher.
He
prefers
to
speak
in
thinly-veiled
sexual
innuendo
to
evade
the
watchful
(but
relatively
stupid)
eye
of
Slashdot's
parent
corporation,
VA
Software.
CmdrTaco's
"Commander"
is,
of
course,
his
penis
--
a
small,
withered
little
thing
that
lives
in
his
pants
and
only
comes
out
in
the
presence
of
other
male
geeks
or
at
the
beck
and
call
of
CmdrTaco's
own
lubed-up
right
hand.
His
"Taco
bells"
are
the
shriveled
testicles
that
droop
beneath
his
Commander,
and
his
"Taco
sauce"
is
his
thick,
gooey
semen.
It
should
be
more
than
obvious
to
you
now
what
he
means
if
he
asked
you
to
"ring
his
Taco
bells"
or
"taste
his
gourmet
Taco
sauce."
Lastly,
there
is
the
practice
he
refers
to
as
"Taco-snotting"
and
the
more
revolting
"circle-snot."
Good
Lord.
What
is
"Taco-snotting?"
"Taco-snotting"
is
the
term
used
by
CmdrTaco
to
refer
to
an
act
of
fellating
a
homosexual
man
(or
unwilling
heterosexual;
CmdrTaco
is
rumoured
to
prefer
rape),
then
blowing
the
semen
out
his
nose
onto
the
face
and
body
of
his
partner
or
victim.
Naturally,
a
long,
bubbly
stream
of
milky-white
semen
is
left
on
CmdrTaco's
face,
dribbling
out
of
his
nose
and
down
his
cheek:
hence
the
term,
"Taco-snotting."
A
"circle-snot"
is
a
Taco-snotting
circle-jerk,
another
practice
common
among
the
Slashdot
crew.
CmdrTaco,
CowboiKneel,
and
Homos
get
together
and
snot
each
other
with
their
gooey,
sticky
cum
--
spooging
their
jizz-snot
all
over
each
other's
faces
and
pasty,
white
bodies,
until
they're
covered
head
to
toe
with
their
own
and
each
other's
man
juice.
This
vile
ritual
can
go
on
for
hours.
For
the
homosexual
penetration
that
follows
this
lengthy
foreplay,
Roblowme
is
usually
there
to
provide
plenty
of
anal
lubricant;
he
owns
a
limo
service
and
has
ample
supplies
of
motor
oil
and
axle
grease
ready
to
go.
To
complete
this
perverted
orgy,
fellow
geeks
Michael,
Timothy,
and
Jamie
will
usually
join
in,
dressed
in
tight
leather
mock-S.S.
uniforms,
jack
boots,
and
leather
gloves.
The
whole
group
then
proceeds
to
snot
each
other's
spunk
and
whip
each
other's
pudgy
asses
with
riding
crops
and
chains
until
their
pale,
white
geek
bodies
are
exhausted
and
soaked
in
stinking
sweat
from
the
hours
of
passionate,
homosexual
revelry.
Ewwwwww.
So,
can
I
stop
receiving
these
emails?
Hopefully.
You
most
likely
forgot
to
uncheck
the
"Willing
to
Taco-snot"
checkbox
in
your
account
preferences.
CmdrTaco
has
probably
already
got
the
hots
for
your
wad,
and
he's
probably
already
been
lurking
outside
your
bathroom
window
for
weeks
with
a
camera,
some
tissues
and
lube.
There's
no
escaping
a
geek
in
heat,
so
it's
probably
too
late
for
you,
but
you
can
possibly
rectify
this
situation.
To
remove
yourself
from
CmdrTaco's
sights,
log
into
your
Slashdot
account,
go
to
your
user
page,
click
on
Messages,
and
uncheck
the
box
next
to
"Willing
to
Taco-snot."
Maybe
he'll
ignore
you.
Probably
not.
I
can't
stop
receiving
these
emails
from
CmdrTaco!?
If
you
indulge
him
in
a
Taco-snot
or
two,
he
might
leave
you
alone.
You
might
also
want
to
look
into
mail
filtering,
restraining
orders,
or
purchasing
a
heavy,
blunt
object
capable
of
warding
off
rampaging
homosexual
geeks
in
heat.
Trust
me,
when
they
charge...
oh,
the
humanity.
If
he
gets
you,
and
you
let
him
Taco-snot
you,
you
will
most
likely
end
up
tied
up
in
his
basement
to
be
used
as
his
sex
slave
for
the
rest
of
your
life
(or
until
he
accidentally
drowns
you
in
spunk
in
a
circle-snot).
Have
you
ever
been
Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately,
yes.
I
first
met
CmdrTaco
at
an
Open
Source
Convention.
He
invited
me
back
to
his
room
for
a
game
of
Quake
and
some
"gourmet
Tacos,"
but
when
I
got
there,
he
jumped
me
and
tied
me
to
his
bed,
stripping
me.
After
taking
his
"Commander"
out
of
his
pants,
Mr.
Taco
made
me
suck
the
withered
thing
six
times.
He
then
performed
his
vile
Taco-snotting
ritual
on
me
three
times
over
the
next
two
hours,
bringing
me
to
orgasm
after
sweaty,
mind-numbing
orgasm...
then
he
snotted
my
own
milky-white
jizz
back
onto
my
face,
into
my
mouth,
then
again
on
my
exposed
belly.
CmdrTaco
invited
several
of
his
Open
Source
(or
rather,
"Open
Sauce"
--
man
sauce)
buddies
over
to
continue
the
twisted
snotfest.
Linux
Torvalds
raped
my
ass
with
his
"monolithic
kernel,"
and
Anal
Cox
used
his
"network
stack"
in
a
multitude
of
unspeakable
ways
on
and
in
every
orifice
in
my
defenseless
body.
Michael
was
there
in
his
leather
Nazi
uniform,
caning
my
ass
with
a
bamboo
pole
and
ranting
about
"all
those
Censorware
freaks
out
to
get
him."
How
did
you
finally
escape,
you
ask?
After
about
16
hours
of
countless
homosexual
atrocities
perpetrated
against
my
restrained
body,
they
all
finally
went
to
sleep
on
top
of
me,
sweat-soaked
and
exhausted.
I
was
left
there,
covered
in
bubbly,
translucent
jizz-snot,
chained
to
the
bed,
with
half
a
dozen
fat,
pasty-white
fags
lying
around
and
on
top
of
me.
Fortunately
the
spooge
coating
my
flesh
worked
wonderfully
as
a
lubricant;
I
was
able
to
squirm
my
way
out
of
the
handcuffs
and
slip
out
the
back
door.
I'm
just
glad
I
survived
the
ordeal.
These
geeks
had
a
lot
of
built-up
spunk
in
their
wads
--
I
could've
easily
been
drowned!
That's
horrible.
Does
"Taco-snotting"
have
anything
to
do
with
CmdrTaco's
"special
taco"?
No,
that's
a
different
disgusting
perversion
CmdrTaco
indulges
himself
in.
CmdrTaco
is
usually
not
satisfied
with
merely
snotting
your
own
jizz
back
onto
your
face,
he
most
often
enjoys
involving
his
own
bodily
fluids
in
his
twisted
games.
WeatherTroll
has
spent
some
time
trying
to
educate
the
Slashdot
readership
about
this
vile
practice
(emphasis
added):
You
may
be
wondering
what
CmdrTaco's
"special
taco"
is.
You
will
be
wishing
that
you
hadn't
been
wondering
after
you
finish
reading
this
post.
To
make
his
"special
taco",
CmdrTaco
takes
a
taco
shell
and
shits
on
it.
He
then
adds
lettuce,
jacks
off
on
the
taco,
and
adds
a
compound
to
make
the
person
who
eats
the
taco
unconscious.
Of
course,
the
compound
does
not
make
the
person
unconscious
until
the
taco
is
fully
eaten.
Thus
CmdrTaco
force-feeds
the
taco
to
the
unsuspecting
victim.
After
the
victim
is
unconscious,
he
is
held
against
his
will
and
used
for
CmdrTaco's
nefarious
sexual
purposes.
This
includes
shoving
taco
shells
up
the
victim's
ass,
Taco-snotting,
and
getting
Jon
Katz
involved.
Completely
different,
yet
no
less
revolting.
It
should
be
clear
to
you
now
that
CmdrTaco
is
a
very,
very
sick
individual,
as
are
most
of
the
Slashdot
editors.
Does
Jon
Katz
get
involved
in
any
of
this?
I
thought
he
was
a
pædophile,
not
a
homosexual.
Actually,
Jon
Katz
is
a
homosexual
pædophile.
He's
also
a
coprophiliac,
and,
many
suspect,
a
zoeophile.
Jon
Katz
is
somewhat
of
a
loner
and
doesn't
involve
himself
in
circle-snots.
Mr.
Katz
usually
engages
in
a
game
called
"Katz
juicy-douching"
with
his
harem
of
little-boy
slaves:
a
vile
practice
which
involves
administering
an
enema
to
himself
of
the
little
boy's
urine
(forced
out
of
them
with
a
pair
of
pliers),
spooging
the
vile
muck
from
his
ass
back
into
the
enema
bag,
then
squirting
and
slathering
the
goo
all
over
himself,
and
the
little
boy's
chained-up
and
naked
bodies.
If
he's
in
the
mood,
he
will
sometimes
skip
refilling
the
enema
bag
and
just
squirt
it
from
his
ass
onto
his
boys.
Unwilling
boys
are
further
tortured
with
the
pliers
until
they
comply
and
allow
Mr.
Katz
to
juicy-douche
them
for
the
rest
of
their
lives.
As
I
already
said,
Mr.
Katz
is
also
a
zoeophile.
As
if
the
sexual
escapades
with
the
helpless
little
boys
aren't
enough,
Jon
usually
enjoys
his
juicy-douches
best
when
his
penis
is
firmly
planted
in
a
female
goat's
anus.
He
is
also
rumoured
to
get
off
on
watching
his
little
boys
eat
the
goat's
small,
bean-like
turds.
...Are
you
getting
hard
writing
this?
Why,
yes.
:)
Join
me
in
a
WIPO-snot?
No,
thanks.
I'm
already
CmdrTaco's
boi
toi.
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Copyright
©
2001
The
WIPO
Troll.
Verbatim
crapflooding
of
this
document
is
permitted
in
any
medium,
provided
this
copyright
notice
is
preserved,
and
next
time
you
take
a
dump,
you
think
of
the
WIPO
Troll
and
all
he's
done
to
make
Slashdot
a
better
place.
I'll see your Yahoo link, and raise you an AOL.
No, dear boy, the hole is the man's anus, and in Yahoo's refusal to check HTTP_REFERRERs. Slashdot can't help this.
Insert some jizz into that link so the "real destination" isn't as visible. Any amount of alphanumeric text, and usually slashes, can go between the domain name and the asterisk. Also post A.C. so people actually see it. :)
We should all discuss taco-snotting. Six times in a row preferably. :)
And yes, before anyone flames me, I am quite proud of myself for that accomplishment. It's probably been the highest point in my entire life, or at least since I pushed through 35 copies of the same one-liner poast in a row.
Have you got anything without snot in it?
Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot...
Lovely snot...
Wonderful snot...
Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot...
Six actually. I decided to stop for a second (needed to wank) and someone else got a poast through, then someone else. Thank you for the bold text, I shall use it to beat those two interlopers to death with.
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
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Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
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Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
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Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
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Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
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Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
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Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
And TP. Owning multiple alternating accounts is hours (well, minutes) of endless fun!
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
-
Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
-
Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
-
Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
What I should do is break out my three dozen or so other virgin (+1) accounts and start using them up. :)
Gord damn it. I've been poasting these links for days, some unwashed A.C. drags himself over here and copies me, and he gets the credit for it. Fuckin' fucker.
I'll see you in hell, anonymous coward! You and your 20,000 clones!