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Nothing to it, everyone else was asleep at the time, or something was wrong with Slashdot and only I could see the updates. I just kept poasting and poasting. A whole 12 minutes passed without any other poasts. I think God in his infinite pinkness was smiling on this trool that day.
[This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as Taco-snotting, or simply snotting. Taco-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open conversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Taco-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]
Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself CmdrTaco?
You have been receiving unsolicited mailings from a certain
Robert CmdrTaco Malda, owner of the popular technology website slashdot.org. Actually, its not a very popular site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and hackers, zit-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU hippies, and other societal rejects and outcasts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspected pædophile rings, the infamous Slashdot crew.
Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual activities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential candidate.
This time, he found
you. Lucky you.
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?
CmdrTacos code language is relatively easy to decipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the watchful eye of Slashdots parent corporation,
VA Software. Mr. Maldas Commander is, of course, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Taco bells are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his Taco sauce is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Taco bells or taste his gourmet Taco sauce.
I would also guess CmdrTaco asked you to engage in a practice known as Taco-snotting and, if he was in a particularly depraved mood at the time, a circle-snot.
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Taco-snotting?
Taco-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved act of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling victims), then blowing the semen out his nose and back onto the face and body of his victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on CmdrTacos face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, Taco-snotting.
And if thats not bad enough
A circle-snot is a Taco-snotting
circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum spooging their jizz-snot all over each others faces and pasty, white bodies, until theyre covered head to toe with their own and each others man juice. This vile, ungodly ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limousine service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond description. The whole group begins to snot each others spunk and whip each others pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully, but I wouldnt count on it.
To begin with, you most likely forgot to uncheck the Willing to Snot checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding nick?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to pounce and declare you his new bitch. Theres no escaping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTacos sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on
Messages, and uncheck the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.
I cant stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an
Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Tacos, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and handcuffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his Commander out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thick, gooey jizz back onto my face out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, Open Sauce man sauce) buddies over to continue their ungodly snotfest. European hacker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his monolithic kernel; his partner-in-crime Anal Cox used their network stack in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice of my defenseless, tender, young body. Michael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those Censorware freaks out to get him.
That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?
After about 16 hours of countless unholy, homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, completely covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door (of the apartment, not their back doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed hackers had a
lot of built-up spunk in their wads I couldve easily been drowned!
Thats horrible. Does Taco-snotting have anything to do with CmdrTacos special taco?
No, thats a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTacos special taco is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his special taco, CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his Commander), puts his special taco sauce on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTacos jizz?
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTacos nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victims ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your unconscious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new
goatse.cx guy. Dont let it be you!
Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that Robert CmdrTaco Malda is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a
homosexual pædophile. Hes also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile.
Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the circle-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot crew. Katz often engages in a game called
juicy-douching with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has collected over the years: yet another vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (forced out of them with a pair of pincers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys chained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the crying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pincers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either accidentally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them once they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
Not content with being a pædophilic coprophile, Mr. Katz is
also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.
[This arti€le attempts to do€ument a vile, ungodly pra€ti€e that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and ha€ker €ommunity, a pra€ti€e known as Ta€o-snotting, or simply snotting. Ta€o-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open €onversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-pra€ti€ed and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Ta€o-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]
Why do I keep re€eiving emails from an individual €alling himself €mdrTa€o?
You have been re€eiving unsoli€ited mailings from a €ertain
Robert €mdrTa€o Malda, owner of the popular te€hnology website slashdot.org. A€tually, its not a very popular site in the €ommon sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antiso€ial geeks and ha€kers, zit-fa€ed nerds, €ommunists, dirty GNU hippies, and other so€ietal reje€ts and out€asts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspe€ted pædophile rings, the infamous Slashdot €rew.
Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual a€tivities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding ni€kname, or a ni€k with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential €andidate.
This time, he found
you. Lu€ky you.
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of €ode. Do you know what it means?
€mdrTa€os €ode language is relatively easy to de€ipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the wat€hful eye of Slashdots parent €orporation,
VA Software. Mr. Maldas €ommander is, of €ourse, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only €omes out in the presen€e of other male geeks or at the be€k and €all of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Ta€o bells are the shriveled testi€les that droop beneath his €ommander, and his Ta€o sau€e is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Ta€o bells or taste his gourmet Ta€o sau€e.
I would also guess €mdrTa€o asked you to engage in a pra€ti€e known as Ta€o-snotting and, if he was in a parti€ularly depraved mood at the time, a €ir€le-snot.
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Ta€o-snotting?
Ta€o-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved a€t of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; €mdrTa€o is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling vi€tims), then blowing the semen out his nose and ba€k onto the fa€e and body of his vi€tim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on €mdrTa€os fa€e, dribbling out of his nose and down his €heek: hen€e the term, Ta€o-snotting.
And if thats not bad enough
A €ir€le-snot is a Ta€o-snotting
€ir€le-jerk, another pra€ti€e €ommon among the Slashdot €rew. €mdrTa€o, €owboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot ea€h other with their gooey, sti€ky €um spooging their jizz-snot all over ea€h others fa€es and pasty, white bodies, until theyre €overed head to toe with their own and ea€h others man jui€e. This vile, ungodly ritual €an go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubri€ant; he owns a limousine servi€e and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To €omplete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Mi€hael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mo€k-S.S. uniforms, ja€k boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond des€ription. The whole group begins to snot ea€h others spunk and whip ea€h others pudgy asses with riding €rops and €hains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, €an I stop re€eiving these emails?
Hopefully, but I wouldnt €ount on it.
To begin with, you most likely forgot to un€he€k the Willing to Snot €he€kbox in your a€€ount preferen€es. €mdrTa€o has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding ni€k?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a €amera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to poun€e and de€lare you his new bit€h. Theres no es€aping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you €an possibly re€tify this situation. To remove yourself from €mdrTa€os sights, log into your Slashdot a€€ount, go to your user page, €li€k on
Messages, and un€he€k the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.
I €ant stop re€eiving these emails from €mdrTa€o!?
If you indulge him in a Ta€o-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or pur€hasing a heavy, blunt obje€t €apable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they €harge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Ta€o-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he a€€identally drowns you in spunk in a €ir€le-snot).
Have you ever been Ta€o-snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an
Open Sour€e €onvention. He invited me ba€k to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Ta€os, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and hand€uffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his €ommander out of his pants, Mr. Ta€o made me su€k the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Ta€o-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thi€k, gooey jizz ba€k onto my fa€e out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
€mdrTa€o invited several of his Open Sour€e (or rather, Open Sau€e man sau€e) buddies over to €ontinue their ungodly snotfest. European ha€ker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his monolithi€ kernel; his partner-in-€rime Anal €ox used their network sta€k in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifi€e of my defenseless, tender, young body. Mi€hael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, €aning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those €ensorware freaks out to get him.
That is so disgusting! How did you finally es€ape?
After about 16 hours of €ountless unholy, homosexual atro€ities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, €ompletely €overed in bubbly, translu€ent jizz-snot, €hained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge €oating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubri€ant I was able to squirm my way out of the hand€uffs and slip out the ba€k door (of the apartment, not their ba€k doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed ha€kers had a
lot of built-up spunk in their wads I €ouldve easily been drowned!
Thats horrible. Does Ta€o-snotting have anything to do with €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o?
No, thats a different disgusting perversion €mdrTa€o indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz ba€k onto your fa€e, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to edu€ate the Slashdot readership about this vile pra€ti€e (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his spe€ial ta€o, €mdrTa€o takes a ta€o shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettu€e, takes out his tiny withered di€k (otherwise known as his €ommander), puts his spe€ial ta€o sau€e on it whi€h means he ja€ks off on the ta€o, and adds a €ompound to make the person who eats the ta€o un€ons€ious. Of €ourse, the €ompound does not make the person un€ons€ious until the ta€o is fully eaten. Thus €mdrTa€o for€e-feeds the ta€o to the unsuspe€ting vi€tim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and €mdrTa€os jizz?
After the vi€tim is un€ons€ious, he is held against his will and used for €mdrTa€os nefarious homosexual purposes. This in€ludes shoving ta€o shells up the vi€tims ass, Ta€o-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your un€ons€ious body. Also, rumor has it €mdrTa€o is looking for a new
goatse.€x guy. Dont let it be you!
Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be €lear to you now that Robert €mdrTa€o Malda is a very, very si€k individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
A€tually, Jon Katz is a
homosexual pædophile. Hes also a €oprophilia€, and, many suspe€t, a zoophile.
Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the €ir€le-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot €rew. Katz often engages in a game €alled
jui€y-dou€hing with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has €olle€ted over the years: yet another vile pra€ti€e whi€h involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (for€ed out of them with a pair of pin€ers), spooging the vile mu€k from his ass ba€k into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys €hained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the €rying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pin€ers until they €omply and allow Mr. Katz to jui€y-dou€he them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either a€€identally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them on€e they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
Not €ontent with being a pædophili€ €oprophile, Mr. Katz is
also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual es€apades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his jui€y-dou€hes best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on wat€hing his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.
[This arti€le attempts to do€ument a vile, ungodly pra€ti€e that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and ha€ker €ommunity, a pra€ti€e known as Ta€o-snotting, or simply snotting. Ta€o-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open €onversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-pra€ti€ed and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Ta€o-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]
Why do I keep re€eiving emails from an individual €alling himself €mdrTa€o?
You have been re€eiving unsoli€ited mailings from a €ertain
Robert €mdrTa€o Malda, owner of the popular te€hnology website slashdot.org. A€tually, its not a very popular site in the €ommon sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antiso€ial geeks and ha€kers, zit-fa€ed nerds, €ommunists, dirty GNU hippies, and other so€ietal reje€ts and out€asts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspe€ted pædophile rings, the infamous Slashdot €rew.
Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like
Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual a€tivities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding ni€kname, or a ni€k with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential €andidate.
This time, he found
you. Lu€ky you.
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of €ode. Do you know what it means?
€mdrTa€os €ode language is relatively easy to de€ipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the wat€hful eye of Slashdots parent €orporation,
VA Software. Mr. Maldas €ommander is, of €ourse, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only €omes out in the presen€e of other male geeks or at the be€k and €all of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Ta€o bells are the shriveled testi€les that droop beneath his €ommander, and his Ta€o sau€e is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Ta€o bells or taste his gourmet Ta€o sau€e.
I would also guess €mdrTa€o asked you to engage in a pra€ti€e known as Ta€o-snotting and, if he was in a parti€ularly depraved mood at the time, a €ir€le-snot.
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Ta€o-snotting?
Ta€o-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved a€t of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; €mdrTa€o is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling vi€tims), then blowing the semen out his nose and ba€k onto the fa€e and body of his vi€tim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is
left on €mdrTa€os fa€e, dribbling out of his nose and down his €heek: hen€e the term, Ta€o-snotting.
And if thats not bad enough
A €ir€le-snot is a Ta€o-snotting
€ir€le-jerk, another pra€ti€e €ommon among the Slashdot €rew. €mdrTa€o, €owboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot ea€h other with their gooey, sti€ky €um spooging their jizz-snot all over ea€h others fa€es and pasty, white bodies, until theyre €overed head to toe with their own and ea€h others man jui€e. This vile, ungodly ritual €an go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubri€ant; he owns a limousine servi€e and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To €omplete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Mi€hael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mo€k-S.S. uniforms, ja€k boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond des€ription. The whole group begins to snot ea€h others spunk and whip ea€h others pudgy asses with riding €rops and €hains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, €an I stop re€eiving these emails?
Hopefully, but I wouldnt €ount on it.
To begin with, you most likely forgot to un€he€k the Willing to Snot €he€kbox in your a€€ount preferen€es. €mdrTa€o has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding ni€k?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a €amera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to poun€e and de€lare you his new bit€h. Theres no es€aping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you €an possibly re€tify this situation. To remove yourself from €mdrTa€os sights, log into your Slashdot a€€ount, go to your user page, €li€k on
Messages, and un€he€k the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.
I €ant stop re€eiving these emails from €mdrTa€o!?
If you indulge him in a Ta€o-snot or two, he
might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or pur€hasing a heavy, blunt obje€t €apable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they €harge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Ta€o-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he a€€identally drowns you in spunk in a €ir€le-snot).
Have you ever been Ta€o-snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an
Open Sour€e €onvention. He invited me ba€k to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Ta€os, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and hand€uffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his €ommander out of his pants, Mr. Ta€o made me su€k the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Ta€o-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thi€k, gooey jizz ba€k onto my fa€e out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
€mdrTa€o invited several of his Open Sour€e (or rather, Open Sau€e man sau€e) buddies over to €ontinue their ungodly snotfest. European ha€ker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds
raped my ass with his monolithi€ kernel; his partner-in-€rime Anal €ox used their network sta€k in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifi€e of my defenseless, tender, young body. Mi€hael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, €aning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those €ensorware freaks out to get him.
That is so disgusting! How did you finally es€ape?
After about 16 hours of €ountless unholy, homosexual atro€ities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, €ompletely €overed in bubbly, translu€ent jizz-snot, €hained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge €oating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubri€ant I was able to squirm my way out of the hand€uffs and slip out the ba€k door (of the apartment, not their ba€k doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed ha€kers had a
lot of built-up spunk in their wads I €ouldve easily been drowned!
Thats horrible. Does Ta€o-snotting have anything to do with €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o?
No, thats a different disgusting perversion €mdrTa€o indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz ba€k onto your fa€e, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games.
WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to edu€ate the Slashdot readership about this vile pra€ti€e (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his spe€ial ta€o, €mdrTa€o takes a ta€o shell and
shits on it. He then adds lettu€e, takes out his tiny withered di€k (otherwise known as his €ommander), puts his spe€ial ta€o sau€e on it whi€h means he ja€ks off on the ta€o, and adds a €ompound to make the person who eats the ta€o un€ons€ious. Of €ourse, the €ompound does not make the person un€ons€ious until the ta€o is fully eaten. Thus €mdrTa€o for€e-feeds the ta€o to the unsuspe€ting vi€tim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and €mdrTa€os jizz?
After the vi€tim is un€ons€ious, he is held against his will and used for €mdrTa€os nefarious homosexual purposes. This in€ludes shoving ta€o shells up the vi€tims ass, Ta€o-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your un€ons€ious body. Also, rumor has it €mdrTa€o is looking for a new
goatse.€x guy. Dont let it be you!
Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be €lear to you now that Robert €mdrTa€o Malda is a very, very si€k individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
A€tually, Jon Katz is a
homosexual pædophile. Hes also a €oprophilia€, and, many suspe€t, a zoophile.
Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the €ir€le-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot €rew. Katz often engages in a game €alled
jui€y-dou€hing with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has €olle€ted over the years: yet another vile pra€ti€e whi€h involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (for€ed out of them with a pair of pin€ers), spooging the vile mu€k from his ass ba€k into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys €hained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the €rying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pin€ers until they €omply and allow Mr. Katz to jui€y-dou€he them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either a€€identally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them on€e they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
Not €ontent with being a pædophili€ €oprophile, Mr. Katz is
also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual es€apades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his jui€y-dou€hes best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on wat€hing his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.
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Damn right! I'm fucking 8 of them right now and WHOO BOY is it fun! Ever seen 8 little boys all sucking each others cocks, fucking their little asses, and suckin WIPO's cock off?
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You on a roll today! Course you'll never beat my 6-in-a-row first-poast Taco-snotting spam spree in this story!
Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself CmdrTaco?
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Taco-snotting?
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I cant stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-snotted?
That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?
Thats horrible. Does Taco-snotting have anything to do with CmdrTacos special taco?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Are you getting hard writing this?
No, thanks. Im already CmdrTacos boi toi.
________________________________________Why do I keep re€eiving emails from an individual €alling himself €mdrTa€o?
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of €ode. Do you know what it means?
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Ta€o-snotting?
Ewwwwww. So, €an I stop re€eiving these emails?
I €ant stop re€eiving these emails from €mdrTa€o!?
Have you ever been Ta€o-snotted?
That is so disgusting! How did you finally es€ape?
Thats horrible. Does Ta€o-snotting have anything to do with €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Are you getting hard writing this?
No, thanks. Im already €mdrTa€os boi toi.
________________________________________AIM su€ks my furry €o€k.
J'raxis is trying to kill me!!
Hey J'raxis -- fu€k you and quit following me around, you €o€ksu€ker!
I expe€t Slashdot to be dead and gone by then.
Why do I keep re€eiving emails from an individual €alling himself €mdrTa€o?
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of €ode. Do you know what it means?
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Ta€o-snotting?
Ewwwwww. So, €an I stop re€eiving these emails?
I €ant stop re€eiving these emails from €mdrTa€o!?
Have you ever been Ta€o-snotted?
That is so disgusting! How did you finally es€ape?
Thats horrible. Does Ta€o-snotting have anything to do with €mdrTa€os spe€ial ta€o?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Are you getting hard writing this?
No, thanks. Im already €mdrTa€os boi toi.
________________________________________Su€k my €o€k!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!! But you know I would've used my secret "Taco-snot" weapon at least once, right?