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  1. Re:Who'd a thunk it? on Carriers Blame the iPhone For Data Caps and Increased Upgrade Fees · · Score: 1

    I can see why AT&T and the other carriers were caught off guard there.

    You're being sarcastic, but you're right. For most customers, the web on phones pre iPhone/Android was a hot mess. A small data allotment was plenty, as the only thing most users could do is maybe force themselves to check an email or two. Webkit on phones changed that.

  2. Re:Incorrect summary - not an expose on Wozniak Predicts Horrible Problems With the Cloud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "fabricated facts" sounds too bulky a phrase. Let's try to think of something else. Fize, thighs, ties, no, no, no... Wait, I got it:

    Lies.

  3. Re:$10,000 CHALLENGE to Alexander Peter Kowalski on Wozniak Predicts Horrible Problems With the Cloud · · Score: 1

    /golfclap

  4. Re:See the glory of.... on Fake Tweet Claiming Assad Is Dead Affects Oil Markets · · Score: 1

    Scarcity is real. If you don't believe me, think to yourself when you ABSOLUTELY need a pen or a pencil how much you'd be willing to pay for a Bic ball point that comes in a 10 pack for 4 bucks.

    Reminds me of the econ professor I had who would provide you with a blue book on exam day if you forgot yours.

    For a mere $2.

  5. Re:but it was on the internet! on Fake Tweet Claiming Assad Is Dead Affects Oil Markets · · Score: 1

    It is true.

    President Assad was killed.

    But he got better.

    No, he got better from when he was turned into a newt.

  6. Re:Fake tweet?? on Fake Tweet Claiming Assad Is Dead Affects Oil Markets · · Score: 1, Funny

    The tweet is fake because Bashar isn't dead. He's just resting. Remarkable dictators the Assad family. Lovely oil fields.

    He's pining for the fjords.

  7. Re:PROFIT! on Fake Tweet Claiming Assad Is Dead Affects Oil Markets · · Score: 1

    No they couldn't have, becuase you post as AC. Besides, nobody wants to partner with someone who can't even speak properly.

    Are you the type of person who would cut off your nose despite your face?

    Do you consider things for all intensive purposes?

    Do you think I am making a mute point?

    Maybe you could care less?

    Now you are just acting totally retarted. This is just too rediculous to continue. :p

    To be honest, you see this alot online.

  8. Re:Backup Backup Backup on Apple Support Allowed Hackers Access To User's iCloud Account · · Score: 1

    Never heard of this. Have a citation?

    (And if it proves true, I may have to join the bitching about it.)

  9. Re:Tablet market saturated? on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Yep, you got it right in one. Because a product does not appeal to you, the market is saturated. I'm glad that, for the very first time EVER, someone has shared this startlingly insightful realization on slashdot.

  10. Re:Its the apps stupid... on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Do you make your wife wear a helmet when she goes outdoors? She doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer if she can't open the facebook app and click on the photo button.

  11. Re:Sorry Kendrick. Try again. on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Or it's because the technology is there to make it feasible. There are some opinions and analyses floating about out there comparing a hypothetical 7.85 inch, retina resolution iPad to the 10 inch iPad 1&2 that may be instructive.

    Or, hell, fear of Android tablets. What's wrong with a little competition? Despite so many railing against the monoculture that Microsoft was creating in the 90's, plenty of people on this site seem to want/expect the same thing of Android in mobile. Tiny men with tiny thoughts.

  12. Re:Sorry Kendrick. Try again. on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Next year is the year of Linux on the desktop.

  13. Re:Er, it's that iDevices are *better*, silly. on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    You are definitely a fanboy. I prefer the Nexus to the iPad...but then I prefer Android, and I really like having lots more money in my pocket; Since the HTX One X and Galaxy III generation of phones, the iPhone 4S is looking last generation literally [giggle],

    Wait, I thought it was us fanbois who got all worked up over what looks shiny and flashy and new. Turns out it was you meddling fandroids all along! (And your dog!)

  14. Re:Oh heck, I already know I'm in blue territory on Is Your Neighbor a Democrat? There's an App For That · · Score: 1

    Similar thing where I live. It's amongst the bluest of areas in the country, but the gun range is always busy when I visit.

  15. Re:So.. on Is Your Neighbor a Democrat? There's an App For That · · Score: 1

    It's just like when the bastard politicians exempted themselves from the Do Not Call registry.

  16. Re:These are secrets? on Apple Is Giving Away Its Secrets By Litigating · · Score: 2

    But all it takes is one monkey boy to drag it back to the stone age.

    Ballmer is busy at Microsoft right now.

  17. Re:iPad & Star Trek on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    I'm quite sure the Federation can spring for a copy of the MDM of their choice and push out all the private apps that they want.

    Troll harder next time.

  18. Re:People want cheaper tablets on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone from group one, Daniel Eran Dilger of Roughly Drafted and AppleInsider counts as column two.

    No, I'm not going to give that to you in linky form. Use your copy and paste and Google-fu.

  19. Re:People want cheaper tablets on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Six of one, half-dozen of the other. iOS is like a gated community, Android is more like Bartertown.

    Bland sex with Stepford wives, or sweaty wrestling to the death with Master Blaster?

    I think I'll go back to landlines.

  20. Re:People want cheaper tablets on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    And having read it, would I design a device that's got one fucking button with sixteen different functions, depending on whether you're pressing, pressing it twice, holding it or farting as you lick it?

    Ya know, at least one of those items is a case study in 'holding it wrong'. Now I'm starting to understand why Steve had to explain it to you people.

  21. Re:People want cheaper tablets on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Considering you haven't actually used a Surface, those are some pretty amazing numbers. Anybody remember the Zune? Me neither....

    I'll bet this guy does.

  22. Re:why on earth would they want to do that? on Ask Slashdot: Should Valve Start Their Own Steam Linux Distro? · · Score: 1

    That's funny. You complain about Adobe bitching and moaning when it comes to Linux, but you give them a free pass when it comes to updating their software to Cocoa on Macs.

  23. Re:Slow day? on Apple Is Giving Away Its Secrets By Litigating · · Score: 1

    J&J?

    And yeah, the woman sawn in half bit was kinda fun.

  24. Re:Wrong wrong wrong wrong and I'll explain why. on Why Internet Pirates Always Win · · Score: 1

    Dumbledore dies is a reference to a bit of trolling when one of the Harry Potter books came out. They killed off a fairly major character. People posted it all over. If you were a fan, it was impossible to go online and not discover the ending of that one book. So, just a reference for all of the Game of Thrones fans who somehow don't know that Eddard Stark buys it.

  25. Re:Meh on Shadowrun Comes To Linux, MMO Planned · · Score: 1

    I'll take my cyberpunk without the magic, please. Really, Shadowrun is little more than D&D with guns.

    If this is accurate, I may have to increase my donation.