"Hey Kids... Everybody having a greeeaaatttt day???? Raise your hands if you've seen Mom or Dad ever use a program called Utorrent. It looks like this,"
"Hey Johnny, you've done fantastic today, so fantastic that you've won a free game!!!!
Just plug his free usb stick into your Moms computer and hit Next and Ok and you'll get to play this great new free game!"
This is why I only hire single women with intact hymens. I just know that single women that don't have an intact hymen are gonna increase my insurance rate with their bastard babies and stds. Hell, there is a good chance they are smokers and drug users. That just increases my insurance premiums. God forbid they have a baby, whats that gonna cost me? Thus I have no problem demanding the women I hire to undergo a test to check if they have an intact hymen. I only wish their was a way to check for sodomy.
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"Hey Kids... Everybody having a greeeaaatttt day???? Raise your hands if you've seen Mom or Dad ever use a program called Utorrent. It looks like this," "Hey Johnny, you've done fantastic today, so fantastic that you've won a free game!!!! Just plug his free usb stick into your Moms computer and hit Next and Ok and you'll get to play this great new free game!"
This is why I only hire single women with intact hymens. I just know that single women that don't have an intact hymen are gonna increase my insurance rate with their bastard babies and stds. Hell, there is a good chance they are smokers and drug users. That just increases my insurance premiums. God forbid they have a baby, whats that gonna cost me? Thus I have no problem demanding the women I hire to undergo a test to check if they have an intact hymen. I only wish their was a way to check for sodomy.