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  1. Traffic Jams? on Researcher: Hackers Can Jam Traffic By Manipulating Real-Time Traffic Data · · Score: 2

    Barf: The minute we move in they're gonna spot us on their radar.
    Lone Starr: Nuh-uh.
    Barf: Uh-huh.
    Lone Starr: Nuh-uh.
    Barf: Uh-uh.
    Lone Starr: Nuh-uh. Not if we jam it.
    Barf: Aha! You're right.
    Lone Starr: Down scope.
    Barf: Down scope.
    [puts down a periscope and targets the Spaceball 1's radar dish]
    Barf: Radar about to be "jammed."
    [then, a huge jar of "jam" smashes into the dish]

  2. Re:Moving Backwards on Why Earth Hour Is a Waste of Time and Energy · · Score: 1

    I remember when we turned those skyscraper lights into pixels and played Tetris.

  3. Re:How I observe Earth Hour on Why Earth Hour Is a Waste of Time and Energy · · Score: 1

    It's still near freezing point where I live, but I think I'll follow your lead and start my air conditioning system as a symbolic statement too.

    And then I'll crank up the heat to compensate.

  4. Re:Participated already!! on Why Earth Hour Is a Waste of Time and Energy · · Score: 1

    You're good until 2181, buddy.

  5. Re:Nuke gay whales for Christ on Why Earth Hour Is a Waste of Time and Energy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's go shopping!

  6. Re:Boost Sucks on Comparing the C++ Standard and Boost · · Score: 2

    This is why I hate javascript libraries like jQuery. The resulting code looks incomprehensible to someone who never used jQuery. Adding a 80KB+ download and another layer to a godamn interpreted language is just the cherry on top of the insanity.

  7. Re:3D printers on Interviews: Blendtec Founder Tom Dickson Answers Your Questions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow. You got first post, stayed on-topic AND managed to slip in something about 3D printers just to piss everyone off.

    What next? A shredder for Arduinos?

  8. The real reason on Nvidia Walked Away From PS4 Hardware Negotiations · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sony wanted to install rootkits on nVidia's computers.

  9. Re:No ticket on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Noise In a Dorm? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, what do you expect? Mickey Mouse isn't Scottish!

  10. Nobody ever ruined their eyesight on NASA IG Paints Bleak Picture For Agency Projects · · Score: 1

    "Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something." - current footer citation

    Do not look into the bright side of the Sun with remaining eye.

  11. Re:Meh, ruined it on StarCraft 2: Heart of the Swarm Released · · Score: 1

    You have tons of units and capabilities you can't get in multi-player mode.

    And that's what's bugging me. There should at least be an option to allow these things in multiplayer.

  12. Mac OS X Lion/Moutain Lion required on StarCraft 2: Heart of the Swarm Released · · Score: 3

    I paid for that game and now I can't play anymore. What the hell?

  13. Re:Samesung should rush out a sWatch product on Apple Bringing Second Lawsuit To Samsung, Won't Wait For Appeal · · Score: 1

    After looking at the interface of their television sets, I wouldn't trust them to fork anything.

  14. Re:Samesung should rush out a sWatch product on Apple Bringing Second Lawsuit To Samsung, Won't Wait For Appeal · · Score: 1

    Samsung doesn't control Android. It could be their undoing.

  15. Re:Samsung's visibility on Apple Bringing Second Lawsuit To Samsung, Won't Wait For Appeal · · Score: 0

    I don't have cable or satellite, I don't listen to the radio, I don't read magazines, I live in a small town. Samsung's billions are all wasted because all I read about Android is how much of a clusterfuck and virus-magnet it is.

    I don't buy things because of publicity or because others buy it. I buy something if it meets my requirements. In the same line of thinking, an Xbox or Playstation are useless if all you want to play is Metroid and Zelda.*

    * Mario? Fuck him. Well, actually, I'd rather fuck Peach.

  16. Re:I really wish I had a time machine. on Apple Bringing Second Lawsuit To Samsung, Won't Wait For Appeal · · Score: 1

    These days, I'd be more inclined to expect a 3D-printed Arduino phone.

  17. Re:For fuck's sake on SXSW: Imagine a Practical, Low-Cost Circuit Board Assembly System (Video) · · Score: 1

    Look at my laser printer! It's like a 3D printer but it prints on paper using toner instead of depositing plastic in layers!
    Look at my CNC mill! It's like a 3D printer but it cuts material instead of depositing plastic in layers!
    Look at my pick-and-place machine! It's like a 3D printer but it places components on a circuit board instead of depositing plastic in layers!

  18. There's already other people working on a pick-and-place machine. Granted the future goals of Board Forge are greater, but combining a multi-head CNC mill with a pick-and-place machine is not a new idea.

  19. Re:Film? on Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Can you also imagine a third "Aliens" movie?

    Screwed up too, it would have been.

  20. Re:LOL were 2 download it? on $13 Txtr Beagle Ebook Reader To Sell For $69 · · Score: 1

    Yep.

  21. Re:No more authors? on Apple and Amazon Flirt With a Market For Used Digital Items · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First, you could argue that there is currently more media in the form of books, movies and music than any person could ever read/watch/listen in a single lifetime, many times over. So the "need" to create "new" content relative to each person is currently nil and has been for decades. However, this is only a quantitative argument because media evolves with its era. Science-fiction from the 1940's seems simple and prehistoric from our 2013 point of view.

    The second argument would be that there will always be authors. People who love to write stories and compose music will do so with or without financial compensation. It's the same with inventors, who create things because they have the need to create. If it becomes popular and the inventor starts making money because of it, that's only a nice side-effect.

    Do not confuse needs with greed. People will always create, even after this concept of "currency" is long gone.

  22. Re:They want it both ways on Apple and Amazon Flirt With a Market For Used Digital Items · · Score: 1

    "Authors. They go both ways." - denis-The-menace

  23. Re:Embrace the experimentalism on Canadian Newspaper Charging $150 License Fee To Publish Excerpts · · Score: 1

    Only when paying cash. Cents are still charged when paying with a credit or debit card.

  24. Re:Embrace the experimentalism on Canadian Newspaper Charging $150 License Fee To Publish Excerpts · · Score: 1

    Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...

  25. Re:if it's all about women's protection... on EU To Vote On Proposal That Could Ban All Online Pornography · · Score: 1

    Pwnies!