You can run 3D game engines completely in JavaScript
Unless the installed browser blocks WebGL due to "unresolved driver issues" (such as Firefox on Ubuntu on an Atom N450 according to about:support). Or unless the installed browser doesn't implement WebGL at all (such as IE on XP or Vista, or Safari and Safari wrappers on iOS).
You can run 3D game engines in JavaScript without WebGL. It might be slow, but that doesn't JavaScript isn't Turing complete.
The obvious giveaway is the lack equations.
Regardless of how aloof the reviewers are to pop culture references, the lack of equations should have forewarned a lack of solid results.
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I hope so
You can run 3D game engines completely in JavaScript
Unless the installed browser blocks WebGL due to "unresolved driver issues" (such as Firefox on Ubuntu on an Atom N450 according to about:support). Or unless the installed browser doesn't implement WebGL at all (such as IE on XP or Vista, or Safari and Safari wrappers on iOS).
You can run 3D game engines in JavaScript without WebGL. It might be slow, but that doesn't JavaScript isn't Turing complete.
My first thought after reading the headline was about the Java IDE, not the Jovian satellite.
The obvious giveaway is the lack equations. Regardless of how aloof the reviewers are to pop culture references, the lack of equations should have forewarned a lack of solid results.