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  1. Close on Young Cubans Set Up Mini-Internet · · Score: 1

    But no cigar.

  2. Umm.... on Police Nation-Wide Use Wall-Penetrating Radars To Peer Into Homes · · Score: 1, Funny

    At least we're safer now?

  3. "and they may be bought for their assets." on Radio Shack Reported To Be Ready for Bankruptcy Filing · · Score: 1

    Well that depends: do people still use carbon film resistors?

  4. Some fundamental questions need to be asked in earnest - and obviously haven't - foremost among them:

    Why do you give a shit that there aren't many girl or minority programmers? I mean, it's not as though they lack the opportunity. Christ, the entry barriers don't get much lower than programming.

    Will throwing money from the top-down really fundamentally change anything?

    Why are you conflating programming with Big Dreams? Or even little dreams? This is an error.

    The main thing that's needed is patience. This is a DNA-of-Society issue, not an attitude or education issue. I mean really: if you like messing with computers, you're going to figure this shit out on your own. Whatsmore, because programming is really a craft and not a checklist, you really only learn on your own.

    There isn't a quick fix for this, no matter how many resources are thrown at it.And again, I ask: why should we care?

  5. Re:Spain is different... on Google News To Shut Down In Spain On December 16th · · Score: 1

    I think you may be right. What's worse, I'm not sure it's entirely intentional. Unfortunately, Spain lives by its own version of Hanlon's Razor: never attribute to malice what can easily be explained by stupidity, greed or laziness (but most likely all three).

  6. Spain is different... on Google News To Shut Down In Spain On December 16th · · Score: 2

    ...and a little bit retarded.

    If only this were about making a stand against Google, but it's not. As with what happend last year in France, It's mostly about moribund institutions looking for a handout. What's also astonishing is the bit about republishing "any part of their content." Yes, I think this will end well.

    This is just another example of the special relationship that exists in Spain between corporate interests and the government; almost always against the best interests of the consumer. So you get things like a maximum of 5% discount on books, no Uber, an arbitrary tax on recordable media and recording devices that goes to a slush fund fronting as a recording artists association. All with the blessing and sanction of the government. !Arriba Espana!

  7. Gazing upon his creation lying still on the cot on Hawking Warns Strong AI Could Threaten Humanity · · Score: 1

    the doctor's finger hovered over the rocker switch, shaking. He imagined the frightening potential of the subject, its superior faculties and seemingly limitless intellect, that only needed a flick of his finger to be born - and unleashed upon the world.

    At that moment, two questions popped into his head in quick succession:

    "As a human being, how could I?"

    "As a scientist, how could I not?"

    A dull click was heard. And from the switch there was light.

  8. Re:Chicago, Illinois: The Real Problem on James Watson's Nobel Prize Goes On Auction This Week · · Score: 1

    I'm shaking my head here, wondering why this is downmodded to troll.

    Is this a geek thing - the tenedency to read everything too literally - or do they simply not teach satire in schools anymore? Did the powers that be replace that curriculum with cultural sensitivity lessons?

    People are different: but that's not something to be ashamed of: that's something to be celebrated and from time to time - why not?- laughed at. I submit that one sign of a healthy society is when all its people can be made the butt of a joke and are able to laugh at it without resentment. But we are so far from that, in this tumblr society where everyone is a victim.

    I had hoped that America was moving towards cultutural transcendence. But now it seems we have the worst of both worlds: the overly-indulged sensitivities of the left and the thinly-veiled, mean-spirited xenophobia of the right.

  9. Somebody make a shitty about it that's like a prequel to Aliens but most certainly is not a prequel to Aliens! [a-WINK!]

    Also: mother-fucking space cobras [80s metal guitar riff]!!!

  10. Spoofing on Uber's Android App Caught Reporting Data Back Without Permission · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tangentially, does anyone know of a procedure on Android which enables you to spoof your personal data and activity (at least as far as apps are concerned)?

    Example: your name is Dorothy and you're in Kansas clicking your red ruby slippers together, but all apps see you as Toto, living down in Africa, blessing the rains.

  11. Weaksauce on Australia Elaborates On a New Drift Model To Find MH370 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A story about a model under development which may or may not lead ... to something? You call this news?

    Here's an idea: next time something this "newsworthy" comes up, don't post it!

  12. Also ban cars on Cameron Accuses Internet Companies Of Giving Terrorists Safe Haven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because of all the horrific deaths that have occurred just today.

    Oh, and think of the children.

  13. In other words on It's Not Developers Slowing Things Down, It's the Process · · Score: 1

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    Trouble is, the game never changes.

  14. Re:What should have happened on "Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon · · Score: 1

    (yeah I screwed up the link but fuck Slashdot's antiquarian no-editing of messages policy. Jesus, it's almost 2015.)

  15. What should have happened on "Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Is that American Barbie outsourced the job to Indian Barbie (http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-P8228-INDIAN-BARBIE/dp/B002PEQKHG) at a quarter of the pay and pocketed the rest as profit.

    That's the American way.

  16. How about this one? on US Intelligence Unit Launches $50k Speech Recognition Competition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Go fuck yourself."

  17. Re:Broadway Hotel, 2-4 Burlington Road West Blackp on UK Hotel Adds Hefty Charge For Bad Reviews Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    BROADWAY HOTEL SUCKS

    You were lucky! Instead of breakfast they gave me a green paste of dubious origin. The room had no shower, if you wanted to get clean you had to stand under the rain. On the bright side, the holes in the roof helped do that while staying in. On the other hand, there were no windows, just holes in the wall (on one of the three standing walls, the fourth one was just a hole into the abyss.

    Of my two sons, one disappeared after going to the kitchen for dinner. We had to sell the other to pay the fine for this review.

    "Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!"

    "Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! Hotel? Huh."

  18. Interest in science on Interviews: Ask Malcolm Gladwell a Question · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you think you'd still be interested in science if you had gone to graduate school?

  19. Great idea on US School Installs 'Shooter Detection' System · · Score: 1

    We need to divert resources away from teaching and put more resources into preventing students from getting any actual learning done. An educated populace is a nuisance to the establishment oligarchy's military-industrial-finance-media complex.

  20. Re:Robber barons on Conservative Groups Accuse FCC of Helping Net Neutrality Advocates File Comments · · Score: 1

    Free market my ass:

    Exactly.

    Just to be clear: I meant that in a declarative sense, not an imperative one!

  21. Robber barons on Conservative Groups Accuse FCC of Helping Net Neutrality Advocates File Comments · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is basically what these people are - or want to be. Reading the wikipedia article on the subject ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R... ), it's hard to distinguish the behavior of the current conservative groups in question and the unscrupulous landowners who lived along the Rhine:

    "They hindered commerce by imposing unauthorized tolls and tariffs and at times by sometimes ransoming or hijacking the goods outright..."

    Free market my ass: the real goal of all these crony capitalist "conservatives" is rent-seeking (man, that's another good article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...)

  22. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    Or as Ron Swanson put it:

    “Never Half-ass Two Things. Whole-ass One Thing.”

  23. Look what happened with Snowden on Where Whistleblowers End Up Working · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They got caught with their dicks in the cookie jar, and still (still!) they blame the kid who called them out for it.

    Don't fool yourself with ideologies and policy statements and fancy speeches. It's all Bullshit. Democrats = Republicans = Cunts. Power likes to suck itself off and *hates* it when someone gets in the way. Somehow we all know this, but sometimes we need to see it to really believe it. Did many of those who voted for Obama really think the government under his administration would not only be caught spying on US citizens, but that he himself would actively defend it, and that he would use his underlings to spend more effort on the Snowden witchhunt and character assassination than looking into the NSA overreach wrongdoing? It's disgusting behavior, but not wholly unexpected for any reasonably diligent student of political history.

    The only people worse than those trying to acquire power are those trying to retain it.

  24. Doesn't matter on Snowden's Leaks Didn't Help Terrorists · · Score: 1

    Terrorists were only a convenient excuse, and it's not about facts, it's about what most people are willing to believe. The surveillance machine was just happy to be humming along unchecked for a decade with the blessing of the Patriot Act until Snowden threw a wrench into the works. They're just annoyed that they can't keep playing with their toys quite like before. Oh I'm sure they're still playing, but now it's with a bit more reservation, throwing resentful looks over their shoulders at the occasional oversight committee: not the carefree spying of yore. Ah yes those were the days.

  25. Probably just stalling on NSA Director Says Agency Is Still Trying To Figure Out Cyber Operations · · Score: 1

    while they try to sneak through another Secret Law like the Patriot Act which will assume that everyone is a CYBER WAR CRIMINAL.

    Hacked some credit cards? Cyber war criminal.

    Spoofed a website? Cyber war criminal.

    Changed your grades? CYBER WAR CRIMINAL.

    Wrote some open-source code? CYBER. WAR. CRIMINAL.