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  1. DeathRay? on The Satori Effect · · Score: 2
    Could this be somehow related to the DeathRay virus hoax?

    Regards, Ralph.

  2. Howdunnit? on The Satori Effect · · Score: 1
    In the days before raster scan monitors it was possible to get the electron beam to sit at a single point on the screen long enough to cause sufficient thermal stress in the glass for the screen to implode. Dunno if it ever killed anyone tho.

    So what does this fictional trick involve then? Darned if I'm going to cough up 10 bucks to find out.

    Regards, Ralph.

  3. Re:In reply to Hawking on Hawking On Earth's Lifespan · · Score: 1
    If man were to colonize other worlds it stands to reason that we'd have to take agriculture with us.

    No problem - we'll just farm space fungus.

    Regards, Ralph.

    Pantywaist?!?

  4. Re:RMS is not there on Top 10 Most Important Tech People of the Decade · · Score: 2
    Where would Linux be without the BSOD? Chalk another point up for Bill.

    Regards, Ralph.

  5. Re:A Plastic Girlfriend on Your Holiday Present Wish List · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of a song:

    I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
    And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
    There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
    And each day seemed grey and dead
    The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
    I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
    Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
    And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
    An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
    "Experience something different with our new imported toy
    She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
    She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
    A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
    I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
    And later in a moment that girl became my wife
    And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
    And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
    She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
    I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
    And now my life is different since Sally came my way
    I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
    She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
    And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

    from "Be My Girl - Sally", written by Sting & Andy Summers (The Police: Outlandos d'Amour).

    Regards, Ralph.

  6. Re:RobotWisdom has a nice Drug Use Survey up today on Techies Rampant on Drugs · · Score: 1
    > speed (3), ghb (1), crack (1), heroin (0)

    Are these man keyword refs or something? What flavor of nix are you on?

    Regards, Ralph.

  7. Re:Coke is just a money thing, how bout the ganj? on Techies Rampant on Drugs · · Score: 1
    An anal contribution:

    It was Robin Williams who said "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."

    Regards, Ralph.

  8. Re:remember why ? on Microsoft Backing Off Spamming · · Score: 1
    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! ... Surprise and fear ... fear and surprise. ... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency. ... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency ...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. ... Our four ... no ... Amongst our weapons. ... Hmf ... Amongst our weaponry ... are such elements as fear, surpr.... I'll come in again.

    More here.

    Regards, Ralph.

  9. CNET at it too? on Microsoft Backing Off Spamming · · Score: 5

    Notice the "Email to a friend" link at the end of that CNET story? Wouldn't it be great idea if you could email the story to everyone in your contacts list, huh? They could even add a bit at the end about what a great news source CNET is too.

    (Hey, this is such a great idea someone should patent it!)

    Regards, Ralph.

  10. Re:Scientists Propose Telescope in Southern Hemisp on UK Publishes Asteroid Armageddon Report · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have no choice but walk across a ten-lane highway at a regular pace, with no deviations in speed or direction allowed. Are you better doing it with your eyes open, or shut?

    Does it really help us to have a 3m survey telescope to look for "threatening objects"? (Except to give us time to say "bye" to the folks.)

    Regards, Ralph.

  11. Re:Uh Oh... on Will Wright Talks About Sims Online · · Score: 1

    Ah, you'll be wanting my Quake Plug-in for The Sims (TM) ...

    Regards, Ralph.

  12. Damn Recursion on Will Wright Talks About Sims Online · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I wonder if you could play MUD with the other people in Sims Online?

    Regards, Ralph.

  13. Re:Now we know who's responsible... on Will Wright Talks About Sims Online · · Score: 1

    Read the article. In Sims Online it seems you will be controlling your avatar.

    Regards, Ralph.

  14. Don't you just hate that? on Barcode Maker Responds After Forcing Drivers Offline · · Score: 1

    You do an innocent bit of /. moderating on a Windows box and then when you submit you find that your use of the mouse's scroll wheel has completely mangled the moderation you wanted to make and then you have to make a post just to clear that moderation before the meta-moderation corrects it and bangs your karma down but then someone will probably moderate this one down so the karma's going to take a beating anyhow ...

    Oh well.

  15. Re:New Partitioning Scheme on U.S. To Re-Administer .US Domain Space · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and we need a .THEM domain where all them dirty foreigners can go.

    Regards, Ralph.

  16. Convergent Technologies on "Fingerprinting" of Audio Files? · · Score: 2

    Twas bound to happen ...

    CDDB + My.MP3 (+ Napster?) + bdiff = "Fingerprinting" of Audio Files.

    Now we just need to solve something like:

    IMDb + AltaVista/Corbis + bdiff + WhoWhere?/AnyWho

    ... to get Natalie Portman's home telephone number.

    (Not for me, you understand, but I believe there's a market out there ...)

    Regards, Ralph.

  17. Anonymous Coward as defendant on More On Kaplan's Ruling Making Links Illegal · · Score: 1

    Hey, if the MPAA can get the Anonymous Coward locked up then maybe this whole DeCSS thing has really acheived something!

    Regards, Ralph.

  18. Re:A problem for whom? on John Carmack On Consoles Vs. Personal Computers · · Score: 1

    Another reason is that Mom & Pop can justify paying for the PS2 for the kids to play games on because when the kids have gone to bed they can watch a DVD movie on the thing.

    Regards, Ralph.

  19. Re:Heres a question.. on Inside Echelon · · Score: 1
    You still have to be a covered person for them to arrange for a foreign agency to spy on you

    Well, it ain't arranged though is it ... it just happens. Automatically all the intelligence They want is just ... available. "Well, jeez schucks we didn't ask for it did we?"

    And, look, I didn't even touch on your naive trust in the oversight of NSAs compliance with their own charter, did I?

    Regards, Ralph.

  20. Re:This won't fly! on IMUnified: Playing Red Rover With AOL · · Score: 1

    Well, 16DM if you didn't use it maybe ... now calculate in the on-line charges, network surcharges, database lookup services ...

    I'll admit CI$ was good (for it's time) for technical info (though not as good as Compulink (CIX) in the UK I reckon - CI$ won only for it's international access).

    Access to the Web via vanilla ISPs killed CI$ - better to get that technical info direct from the suppliers' website (or Usenet) rather than via some CI$ forum. (The overcharging and low performance helped of course ...)

    Regards, Ralph.

  21. Re:Heres a question.. on Inside Echelon · · Score: 1

    Another motivation behind echelon is that the security services of the partner states are normally constitutionally prohibited from spying without cause on their own citizens. Echelon gets round this by having the partners spying on the citizens of the other partners. Naturally any interesting information obtained gets passed on to the relevant partner's organisations ...

    Regards, Ralph.

  22. Re:This won't fly! on IMUnified: Playing Red Rover With AOL · · Score: 1
    tell that to the (ex-)Compuserve users. AOL took over a great service Bollocks says this ex-Compu$erve user. CIS was always underpowered and overcharged (esp. in Europe). I jumped when they started playing games with email interconnect with various ISPs they didn't like.

    The remaining CompuServe users are not diehards ... they are (with the greatest respect) diestupids.

    Regards, Ralph.

  23. Re:More SF becomes reality on Tethers Will Be Tested To Boost, Deorbit Payloads · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I was thinking more of Arthur C. Clark's "The Fountains of Paradise" (1979). There the fibre from the satelite is lowered to earth to carry up a thicker wire (and so on) in order to eventually construct a tethered space elevator. Why launch to orbit when you can just lift?

    Regards, Ralph.

  24. Re:Timothy, get a fucking clue.... on Microsoft's IE 5.5 Flouts Industry Standards · · Score: 1

    Opera 4.01 renders it just fine.

  25. Re:Easy answer for /. on ICANN Has Approved New TLDs · · Score: 1

    Then take slash.dot?