Five years after despair.com successfully
sued 2.5 billion email and chatroom users, for
the sum of $100 per use of the trade marked:-(
This landed Despair.com 3/5th of the worlds monetary power. Bringing the earth financially to
it's knees and marking the start of an era
of tyranny.
The completion of the Despair moon base comes only weeks after thier announcement of successful tests of the Despair Faster Than Light Drive. In a global broadcast from the Great Lord Dr.:-( earlier today he stated "This marks the end of Despair on Earth, and it marks the start of Despair for the whole Universe. MMMWUUARRAHAHAHHAH".
Despair.com's [Sym::-( ] stock price rose over $1000 per share to a high of $94,084 per share, shortly after the announcement. AOL, Microsoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, Vatican and alltheoil.com are holy owned subsidiaries of Despair.com.
Unwittingly scammed adults playing death match, not realising that out of the 12 playing 3 are 8 year old computer monkeys who have been holding back on the skill for the last few (low stake) rounds. Now they band together, tie down some key places on the map and wipe out all other life, no sooner has the last victums digital body hit the floor do the 8 year old computer monkeys execute each other leaving only one winner and nobody the wiser.
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Five years after despair.com successfully sued 2.5 billion email and chatroom users, for the sum of $100 per use of the trade marked :-(
This landed Despair.com 3/5th of the worlds monetary power. Bringing the earth financially to
it's knees and marking the start of an era
of tyranny.
The completion of the Despair moon base comes only weeks after thier announcement of successful tests of the Despair Faster Than Light Drive. In a global broadcast from the Great Lord Dr. :-( earlier today he stated "This marks the end of Despair on Earth, and it marks the start of Despair for the whole Universe. MMMWUUARRAHAHAHHAH".
Despair.com's [Sym: :-( ] stock price rose over $1000 per share to a high of $94,084 per share, shortly after the announcement. AOL, Microsoft, Boeing, Time-Warner, Vatican and alltheoil.com are holy owned subsidiaries of Despair.com.
Good luck, if you feel you need to gamble. ;-)
This is why I always keep my Credit Cards maxed out. (Plus everybody thinks I'm a good consuemer.)
If you've not already, max out your credit cards today.
I blame the schools.