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  1. WARNING: CPTECH.ORG redirects to GOATSE.CX on WipOut Contest · · Score: -1

    DO NOT CLICK THE ABOVE LINK!

    the link above, referring to cptech.org is in fact a redirect to goatse.cx. Do not be fooled by this not-so-clever troll.

  2. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK ABOVE! GOATSE.CX REDIRECT on WipOut Contest · · Score: -1

    the above link contains a goatse.cx redirect. do not lick it under any circumstance.

  3. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? on WipOut Contest · · Score: -1

    eh, happy?

    i suppose .....

    well, no, i take it back, i realy cant say i care all THAT much ..

  4. Re:Try this again. - I AM TRYING YOU FUCKERS on Can BeOs Live On As Open Source? · · Score: -1, Troll


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        must type in lots of lowercase, so its not like YELLING.


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    uh huh

    that's what it says

    nothing more

    and nothing less

    blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    by the way

    fuck shit damn ass cunt pussy bitch tit boob twat clit
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    (rob, dont complain, it might get you more page views?)
  5. Re:Try this again. on Can BeOs Live On As Open Source? · · Score: -1


    1. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

      1. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


        must type in lots of lowercase, so its not like YELLING.


    • WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW


    uh huh

    that's what it says

    nothing more

    and nothing less

    blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    great huh?
  6. Re:Try this again. on Can BeOs Live On As Open Source? · · Score: -1


    1. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW



    2. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

      must type in lots of lowercase, so its not like YELLING.


    • WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW


    uh huh
    that's what it says
    nothing more
    and nothing less
    blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

  7. Re:Try this again. on Can BeOs Live On As Open Source? · · Score: -1

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      must type in lots of lowercase, so its not like YELLING.

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    yes yes yes, blah blah blah, wide story good.
  8. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1


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    basdf asdf asdf asdf ;jlkj qwer fsdaupio asdf sye asdf asdf asdf qwer 907 234 1235 asdf asdf

    yea, that compression filter is great.
  9. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1


      • SUCK_MY_COCK_ROB-SUCK_MY_COCK_ROB_SUCK_MY_COCK_R OB



    more text, blah blah blah, yep, dont mind me.
  10. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1


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    ok, i'm contributing ... again ... rob, fix the code ... no nested <ul ... and make the depth limit lower, or this shit will always happen .
  11. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1
    help? did you ask for help? you want help stretching out the pages?


      • FUCKSLASHCODEFUCKSLASHCODE*FUCKSLASHCODE*FUCKSLA SH




    ya happy?
  12. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1
    eh,

    well

    after yesterday's incident with all the


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    shit, three of my accounts and my normal IP are kinda banned, but it's not stopping me :)
  13. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1

    let me guess ....

    cheap hookers, with warm hands, and no gag reflex?

  14. Re:Mmmm...toast on W3C Seeks Feedback on VoiceXML · · Score: -1

    you mean ....

    Poor

    Old

    Nigger

    Thinks

    Its

    A

    Cadillac

    ?

    oh, and my comment apparently has too few words per line (currently 6.5), so i guess i'll type some shit to get it past the filters.

  15. this is a very early post on Verifying Dialup Pools? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    this is a very very early post ....



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  16. Re:Propz to evil_spork on Unreasonable Searches When Going to Work? · · Score: -1, Offtopic


      • They seem to be limiting the number of nested tags finally ...


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    hmmm, we'll see
  17. did i not request that you add porn to your posts? on Professional Audio on Linux? · · Score: -1


    After playing tennis and frisbee for most of the afternoon, and cooking up a

    tasty stir-fry (enjoyed over a bottle of white zinfandel) for dinner, Jim

    and Janet decided to call it an early evening and went to sleep, having

    allowed their feelings of horniness to be displaced temporarily by feelings

    of fatigue. Overnight, the temperature dropped from warm-and-pleasant to

    goose-pimple-cold, an occurrence for which they were ill-prepared, having

    left the bedroom windows open, with a single sheet covering the two of them.

    In their respective dreams, their king-sized bed became a stretch of frozen

    tundra, complete with arctic winds cutting across the expanse.

    What began as an overly-affectionate huddling together for warmth

    degenerated, as the cold slowly pulled them awake, into a nasty little

    tug-of-war, with the prize being a larger-than-fair portion of the

    cotton/polyester sheet. Having always been better at such games, Janet

    curled herself into a fetal position, clutched a double-handful of sheet to

    her chest, and gave a little, twisting *tug*. Pretty as you please, the

    last yard of sheet jumped away from Jim and settled neatly on Janet, leaving

    Jim's butt exposed to the elements. His eyes flew open just as a breeze

    blew up his backside. "Hey! I'm freezing! Gimme some back."

    Janet purred a contented, sleepy little dismissal, "Jim, if you're cold,

    just get up and take a blanket out of the closet." Jim was ready to hoist

    himself out of bed when he realized that he'd just been snookered (and not

    for the first time!) into getting a blanket while Janet stayed in bed. His

    darling wife had suddenly been transformed, in his eyes, into an Evil

    Manipulator, and he decided to stand up for All Men, everywhere.

    "If you want a blanket, Janet, *you* get it. Now give me some sheet!", and

    he proceeded to haul at the blanket like he was pulling in the main sail.

    With more than half-serious indignation, Janet growled "You jerk! Pick on

    someone your own size!" and she did that little clutching move again, which

    rolled Jim over and recovered half of what he'd hauled away from her.

    "Can't...there's no one else here." smirked Jim, and he pressed his (now

    frozen) toes up against her warm, heart-shaped bottom. She squeaked out a

    surprised little "Yelp!" and jumped away from him, letting go of the sheet.

    "Aha!!" Jim grabbed the edge of the sheet and rolled back towards his side

    of the bed. "Loser!" he cried and, gripping the sheet tightly, he rolled

    over and away from Janet, spooling the entire sheet around himself. "*You*

    can get the blanket for a change, chump!" He rolled clear to the other side

    of the bed, and was quite pleased with himself, since he didn't get to

    outsmart his wife very often.

    He had about half-a-heartbeat to gloat, and then Janet jumped on top of him,

    and glowered down at him with a frighteningly predatory look. "You know,

    Jim, I'll never understand how such a smart man can consistently get himself

    into such *dumb* predicaments!" He tried boosting himself up with his arms

    (all those workouts came in handy when he was wrestling with Janet who,

    although no pushover, was never able to beat him in a fair fight)...and he

    collapsed backwards! Quickly, he realized that he'd mummified himself

    inside the sheet. He thought hurriedly....king-sized sheet...must be eight

    or nine layers of cloth...his hands stuck by his hips, tangled up more than

    the rest of him...Janet sitting on his stomach with her knees on either side

    of his chest, using those cyclist's legs of hers to squeeze his arms against

    his sides. Oh, I'm meat, he thought, I'm hamburger fucking helper.

    Janet was smiling down at him evilly. "You've got such an *endearing* look

    on your face, honey!" And then her expression changed to one of

    mock-concern: "Have you got enough of the sheet now, Jimmy?"

    "Okay, heh, yeah, Janet...you got me, yep, that was pretty good...I'll go

    get the blanket..."

    "Oh, baby, what's the hurry, you're not still cold are you? *I'm* the one

    who should be cold!" and reaching her arms behind her, she stretched her

    naked torso backwards and turned from side to side, the silhouette of her

    nipples sharply visible against the light from the bedroom window. He

    became acutely aware that he had a hard on, and he squirmed as it strained,

    like the rest of him, against the sheet. Janet brought her hands back down

    and ran them smoothly over her breasts. With a sudden surge of frustrated

    horniness, Jim bucked frantically and nearly threw his wife off of him.

    Looking furious that Jim had the audacity to try taking advantage of her

    posing for him, she shifted her legs lower down Jim's body and fell forward

    onto him, hard, knocking the air out of him, and assumed a decidedly

    female-superior position. Now, it was Janet's turn to look surprised, as

    she felt Jim's erection pressing against her. For a second, Jim thought

    that she might let him loose so they could go at it...but Janet's expression

    shifted again, and became particularly merciless. "Poor baby!" she cooed,

    "there's something you want really bad, isn't there?" Wrapping her arms and

    legs tightly around Jim, she brought her face close and started giving him

    soft kisses on his cheeks, his temples, his forehead. A small moan of

    pleasure came from him, and he closed his eyes. She kissed his eyelids, and

    brought her mouth down to meet his. His tongue reached for her, and with no

    teasing Janet kissed him long and deeply.

    "Oh, honey, I want you...please let me go."

    She gazed at him tenderly, and said "I want you too, really bad, but some

    things are worth waiting for. Besides, I *know* you...you'll enjoy it more

    if I tease you senseless first."

    "But you've already teased me senseless!" and, at this new development, he

    started struggling in earnest. But poised as she was, he could barely get

    enough leverage to rock her back and forth...rolling her away was utterly

    impossible. He strained fruitlessly for long seconds, and fell back

    exhausted.

    "You call *this* teasing?" she chided, her face inches from his. "Darling,

    I haven't even *started* teasing you!" and she placed her hands on both

    sides of his face, keeping his head immobile. She brushed several feathery

    kisses against his lips and, as he strained for more, she unceremoniously

    licked his nose.

    "*Bleck*!! Why, you bitch!! Gaaa!!!! I hate that!"

    "Oh, so I'm a bitch? Well, what else am I supposed to do to you?" she asked

    innocently, while she wiped the saliva off his nose.

    "I don't care...anything but that! That felt horrid!"

    "But, Jim, I can only torture your face...the rest of you has gone

    undercover." She paused, smiling at her pun. "Except...except for...hmm..."

    Like a dervish, she jumped back and landed her bum on his stomach, then

    bounced off him and rolled him over another half turn, so he was face down,

    whereupon she grabbed onto the sheets wrapped around his ankles and pulled

    herself around. His first reaction (after "oof!") was that she was going to

    try smacking his bottom, and he tried getting his hands back to ward off the

    blows. A split second later, Janet was coming back down on top of him,

    making a "Hiiee-yA!" noise very much like Miss Piggy. He flattened himself

    so that the mattress would absorb the blow, but to his surprise Janet merely

    settled gently on top of him. "You're learning, boy! What is it they say

    about old dogs and new tricks?"

    He was now face down, with his arms behind his back, hands pinned against

    his own butt, thanks to his thrashing around. His wife was lying face down

    on him, with her thighs again clamped around his chest. Her arms were

    hugging his legs tightly, while her right hand fumbled at the cloth by his

    ankles. Suddenly, he felt cold air, as Janet peeled back enough of the

    sheets that his right foot was free. He tried to kick, but his knees were

    still wrapped tightly together. Besides, what little maneuvering room his

    ankles had disappeared when Janet wound the excess sheet around his shins.

    His left foot was still bound in cloth, but his right foot was totally

    exposed.

    "So, is this the naughty foot that stuck it's cold toes up my butt, hmmm?"

    Jim started to babble, "No no it was the other one I swear it wasn't that

    one no..."

    "I don't know, Jim, these toes feel *awfully* cold." she said, as she ran

    the tip of her index finger along the base of Jim's toes. "So were *you*

    the coldest toe? Or was it *you*?" she asked, punctuating each query with a

    little squeeze of each toe.

    "(*giggle*) It wasn't any of them! (*snort*) Oh, God, please..." The

    gentle, almost loving touches underneath his toes made his foot twitch

    spasmodically, and Jim became frantic at the prospect that Janet was going

    to tickle him into hysteria. He didn't plead yet, though...he clung

    desperately to the ludicrous hope that, if he didn't beg her not to tickle

    him, then Janet wouldn't think of doing it.

    "Oh, so I'm going to have to conduct an Inquisition, is that it? Well,

    since you like picking on people smaller than you," she said snidely, "I'll

    start with the littlest toe first...have you done anything that deserves

    punishment, hmmm?" And she started running her fingertips very lightly down

    the toe, along the outside edge of the foot, and then back up again.

    Jim's initial, stifled laughs gave way to a steady stream of giggles, like

    water falling. "No honest I-swear-to-god I haven't!" he gasped.

    "You know, you've got a beautiful giggle, Jim, even if that wonderful

    baritone voice of yours sounds more like a schoolgirl's now! It's too bad I

    don't hear you giggle more often. So, how about Toe Number 2? Do *you*

    have any confessions to make?" She started tracing her maddening fingertips

    in a straight line along the second toe, up and down across the sole of

    Jim's foot. That tickled *much* worse than the edge of his foot did, and

    Jim dropped all pretense of not begging.

    "Please Janet plee-hee-hee-heeze (*gasp*), don't tickle me-he-hee-HA! HA! oh

    God (*giggle*) like this it's-sss-it's(*sputter*) HA HA not fair hah HAH!!"

    "Oh, and I suppose that what you did to me last week on the couch was fair,

    right? Remember, you brute? When we were smootching, and you started

    kissing my neck, and when I laughed, you pinned my arms over my head and

    started nuzzling me under my arms until I nearly wet myself? Do you

    remember that, hmmm?" She shifted over to the third toe, so that her

    fingertips were sliding up and down the very center of his foot, taking

    little digressions to follow the curves along the arch and heel.

    Jim was out-and-out laughing now, and gasping for breath. He'd always been

    a tickle fiend, but that was when *he* was doing the tickling. The only

    time he'd gotten it back badly was when he was was 12 and staying with

    relatives before a wedding. His cousin Karen (how old was she then? 15?

    16?) caught him peeking when she was trying on her bridesmaid's outfit. He

    ran, but she caught him in about three strides and pinned him down, and

    while she said "I'll bet you thought that was funny, huh?" over and over,

    she proceeded to slowly and methodically tickle him half to death. He

    didn't even remember her stopping...just him catching his breath afterwards.

    That was 20 years ago, and he wasn't sure if he could stand it if it happened

    again. He managed to blurt out "Yes-I-did-it-I-did-it-I'm-sorry-oh-God" in

    one breath.

    "Finally, a confession! Very well!" she said as she stopped her tickling,

    and she drew herself up haughtily. "It's the judgement of this court that,

    given your offense, the punishment should fit the crime. You are hereby

    sentenced to the poetic justice of being tickled on the bottom of your right

    foot until you go completely insane, said sentence to be carried out

    immediately. Does the condemned care to make a final statement?" Red

    faced, sweating, and panting, Jim gasped in a breath and started to open his

    mouth when Janet chirped "Time's up!" and began very lightly and rapidly

    dragging the fingertips of both hands over the sole of Jim's foot. She

    alternated left and right hands, using all of her fingers and touching very

    lightly, scraping as gently and as rapidly as she could.

    If Jim thought that he'd ever been tickled before, he was wrong. His voice

    jumped from hyperactive giggles to full-bodied guffaws and back again as his

    tortured nerves tried desperately to reach some sort of equilibrium, but

    Janet was a cruel, relentless, and very talented tickler, and she altered

    her touch just enough to keep Jim from adapting to the torment. He felt

    electric currents searing across his feet, racing up the backs of his legs

    to his groin, and shooting out along his spinal cord. He howled...he

    shrieked...he positively *screamed* with forced laughter, while his body

    thrashed like a wild animal. "Kootchie, kootchie!" tormented Janet.

    "Tickle toes!" and she dug into the sensitive skin under Jim's toes. "Tickle

    here! Tickle there!" she teased, as she frantically scratched at one

    sensitive spot, then another. "Tickle tickle tickle!!" she teased,

    ruthlessly, while Jim prayed to God, to any god, to whatever god feels sorry

    for people being tickled beyond human endurance, that she'd stop.

    Then Jim's sense of time disappeared...he was in the Hell of Eternal Tickling.

    "Jim!! JIM!!! Are you okay???" He realized that his wife was shouting at his

    face while he was still being tickled senseless...no wait, he was still

    laughing, but he could see her hands and neither one was tickling him.

    Janet was staring straight at him, and looked scared witless. He started to

    get a grip on himself, but he realized that he could still *feel* it, and he

    collapsed laughing once more.

    "I'm okay...oh God...HA!!!"

    The look of concern partially drained away from Janet's face. "Um...I was

    actually going to commute your sentence to 10 minutes of eating me, but when

    I stopped you just kept on *laughing*." Her eyes got wide again, and she

    tried loosening the sheet from around her husband. "Are you *sure* you're

    alright?"

    Jim tried to sit up and blurted out, "Ten minutes of head? How can I give

    you head (*gasp*) when I can't even breathe??" and he collapsed backwards

    roaring with laughter, like this was the funniest joke in the world.

    "Jesus...let me get you out of this...sit up." The windings had loosened a

    bit, and with a struggle (in no way helped by her husband's continuing

    hysteria), she finally worked Jim's arms free and peeled the sweat-soaked

    sheet away from his chest. "I've got to close the windows...you'll catch

    pneumonia." While she closed them, Jim had flopped back onto the bed, and

    she returned to the task of freeing him, trying to tug the sheet past his

    hips.

    "Ow! Watch it!" Jim opened his eyes wide, and looked coherent for the

    first time. He scooted around on the bed, and wiggled his hips while he

    carefully worked the sheets past an...um...obstruction.

    "Oh my!" gasped Janet, eyes riveted at his crotch, "Maybe you won't have to

    give me head after all!"

    He glanced down. "Geez...I guess not." He looked at Janet, hungrily, and

    grinned. "But this time," he paused while he backed his wife back down onto

    the bed and lowered himself on top of her, "*I* get to be on top."

  18. does this book have interesting stories? on Professional Audio on Linux? · · Score: -1

    "The flowering of our S&M fantasies has been one of the highlights of

    our sex life for Kathy and me. We began by using the telephone. I would

    call her at work and describe in vivid detail what I planned to do to her

    sexually that night. To my delight, I discovered that this excited her

    and she walked around at work all day with a wet pussy. Knowing this

    turned me on.

    Gradually I began to smack her ass during sexplay, as she sat on top of

    me or as she lay on her stomach sucking my cock. I would be on my haunches

    in front of her, and as she sucked me, I would raise myself up on my knees,

    hover over her and bring my palm down on her ass. At frist they were

    exploratory smacks: light, but hard enough to make the rounded flesh of

    her ass jiggle. Soon, though, I was spanking her full-force, causing her

    ass to turn crimson with the imprint of my palm, and her pussy to turn

    juicy.

    As the spankings increased in regularity, I was satisfied we were on

    the right path to living out our fantasies. Then we devised something

    we call the CRACK BELT. Under her skirt or jeans she wore a thin belt

    around her waist with a strip of rope attached to the back of the belt,

    running down between her cheeks, snuggled tightly between the lips of

    her pussy, pressing on her clit and attached again at the front. The

    constant pressure on her clitoris and the continual rubbing of it while

    she walked kept her crack juicy.

    The best part was watching her face when I knew she was coming in her

    pants and no one around her realized it. I also went out of my way to

    find long flights of stairs to walk up, because I knew thats when the

    rope and belt would make her pussy the hottest. There were times when

    I thought she was going to faint from the tremors of pleasure she was

    experiencing in her cunt. We always fucked immmediately after taking

    the Belt off, and she was so wet that I could sink my cock in to the

    hilt without the slightest bit of trouble.

    The Crack Belt got to be such a favorite for us that Kathy actually

    began asking for it, the first time being the night of our one year

    wedding anniversary. In celebration, we decided to go out for a nice

    dinner. After Kathy showered and put on her makeup, she walked out of

    the bedroom, naked, holding her Crack Belt. Softly, in a seductive little

    voice, she asked me if I would'nt like fit her into the Crack Belt

    myself.

    I fastened the small belt around her waist and then knelt down behind

    her to tie the cloth rope and pass it down the crack of her ass to be tied

    in front of her navel. But this time I felt something different as I was

    doing it: such important emotional tenderness on our anniversary. While

    kneeling behind her, I planted a warm, wet kiss on each one of her buttocks

    causing her to shivver.

    All through dinner my excitement continued to mount. I found myself

    touching her, running my hand ahainst her cheek, pressing my hand against

    her hip and lightly on her thighs. Beneath her dress I could feel the

    outline of the Crack Belt. The slow, sweet torture of anticipation

    tingled in my loins, and I looked forward to quenching my sexual thirst.

    Gazing at Kathy across the table, knowing her crack was wet from the

    Belt, I saw in her eyes the saeme tense anticipation I was feeling. We

    picked up our wine glasses and toasted out one year anniversary.

    When dinner was over we went right home. As soon as we were inside

    the apartment, I took her in my arms and gave her a long, passionate kiss.

    I sucked on her soft, warm tongue as if it were giving me life and

    unzipped the back of her dress, letting it fall to the floor. My cock

    bulged and pressed against the front of my pants as I knelt in front

    of her and undid the Crack Belt. I pushed her back onto the couch and

    spread her thighs so that her soggy pussy presented itself like a target

    to me.

    My tongue darted between her slippery lips and pushed into her hole. I

    tasted her sticky juices as I licked up the length of crack, stopping

    at her clit. Her back arched violently and a loud moan of pleasure came from

    her mouth as I sucked the fleshy button into my mouth and ran my tongue

    across it. Already she was about to have an orgasm, and she gripped the back

    of my head with both hands in preparation for it.

    When it came, she pumped her pussy up and down on my face while still

    holding onto my head. I continued to suck on her clit as she screamed with

    pleasure. When the waves of her orgasm had subsided, I took my now

    juice-covered face away from her pusssy and kissed her hard on the mouth so

    she could taste her own come. She again held me by the head and, kitten-like,

    licked my entire face clean of her juices.

    I stood up and took my clothes off. My cock stood at rigid attention as I told her to suck it. Kneeling down, she took the whole of my cock in her

    mouth and cupped my balls in her hands. Her head bobbed back and forth,

    her lips sliding along the entire length of my cock, her hands gently

    squeezing my balls. Her tongue ran along member, pressing and stroking,

    toying with the tip. Sometimes she would pause with my cock head caught in

    her lips and massage it wetly with her tongue. I felt as if I were about to

    explode with excitement.

    As the feeling grew in intensity, I gripped her head steady and began to

    fuck her face, pumping my cock slowly but deliberately into her now

    stationary mouth. I wanted desparately to shoot my load down her throat,

    but I decided to wait. I had other things in mind, and I wanted to

    mainatin my sexual energy for a grand finale.

    Pulling my cock from Kathy's mouth, I led her by the hand into the bedroom

    with my hard cock pointing the way. I watched while she put on black, net

    stockings with a black garter belt, elbow-length black lace gloves and

    a wide-brim, blue straw hat with a black band around it.

    With my girl dressed this way, I could hardly contain my desire for

    her. Taking her own hairbrush from her dresser, I ordered her to

    face the full-length mirror we have hanging on the back of the bedroom

    door. She braced herself by putting her gloved hands on the upper

    corners of the mirror and then spread her long, stockinged legs. As

    she stood with her eyes glued to her own reflection, I positioned

    myself behind and to one side of her and gently ran my hand across

    the smooth skin of her bare ass.

    "Beg me to spank you, Kathy," I ordered.

    In a meek voice, barely more than an excited whisper, Kathy said,

    "Oh, please spank me." And as she stood there spread-eagled against

    the mirror, I began to spank her ass with the hair brush.

    As the power of the blows became stronger, her ass got redder and the slap

    of the wood smacking hard against her skin seemed to reverberate through

    the bedroom. Although standing stationary, she began lifting first one foot,

    and then the other as if she were doing a slow dance. Her head arched

    back as she continued her dance and I continued the spanking. With Kathy

    standing there in front of me dressed like something from a French

    whorehouse and with a flaming red ass, I felt as though no man could

    have it any better. I loved this woman, and I loved the sense of power

    over her that spanking her gave me. This was a gift from Kathy.

    I ordered her to come away from the mirror and bend over. As she

    gripped the arms of an easy chair for support, I told her to spread her

    legs as far as possible and to lift her ass in the air. Lowering her head

    into the cushion, she did as she was told.

    Kneeling behind her, I now had her plump, meaty pussy lips staring me

    directly in the face. I hope I never lose my fascination with the sight

    of a woman's cunt exposed this way and waiting for it to be administered

    to. Pushing her ass up in the air as far as I could go with one hand, I

    began to spank her again.

    Moans of pleasure pain escaped Kathy's lips as her ass began to sway back

    and forth. My excitement was rising quickly. With each new smack my cock

    pulsed with the desire to fuck her until she screamed for mercy.

    Finally, I could wait no more. With one last perfectly aimed stroke of

    my hand, I elicted a loud moan from her.

    Now standing squarely behind her, I placed on hand on her waist for support

    and with the other hand guided my bone-hard cock into her hot, sticky ass.

    Upon contact with the stretchy grasp of her hole, I gasped in relief for I

    knew the huge amount of come I had been holding back would soon spill

    out of my cock. And it did. I would have liked to fuck her longer, but

    the tight walls of her asshole wraped around my cock like a slippery,

    gripping hand and brought me to a violent climax. I threw back my head

    and rammed my cock as far and as hard into her as I could. And as I

    came with primal grunts signally the pumping of load after load of

    my come into her ass, Kathy came also, throwing her head back and squealing

    with joy.

  19. where's the porn? on Professional Audio on Linux? · · Score: -1

    Well it was Thursday afternoon. Almost the end of another long

    day at work. As Amy passed my desk she said, "Cheer up - dinner time

    soon." She and I had begun to share dinner together on Thursdays as we

    are almost neighbors and, being recently divorced, enjoy visiting. I

    replied with a tired smile, "I know - if I can survive that long!"

    Little did I realize what was soon to be in store for me.

    Five o'clock came after what seemed an eternity and we heading

    home together in the car. As we came inside the house, she said, "Why

    don't you go ahead and change, I'll start the pasta?" I agreed and

    went off toward the bedroom. I began removing my blazer suit: hung my

    blazer in the closet; unbuttoned my blouse and tossed it into the

    laundry basket; kicked off my pumps and wiggled my tired feet;

    unzipped my skirt and put it over the chair; unrolled my hose and

    tossed them on top of the blouse, removed my bra and panties and

    tossed them also. I went to into the bathroom to wash up but before I

    could start the water Amy came in. "What are doing?", I asked

    demanded. She had never seen me undressed before now. She grabbed my

    wrists and before I could react she had handcuffed my wrists together

    behind my back. "What the fuck are you doing!!" I yelled. She

    answered, "I'm going to give you what you deserve slut. I'm tired of

    the way you tease the men at work! You and your slutty clothes!! Where

    do you get off coming on to the guys like you do?? Wearing no bra, and

    skirts to show off your pussy - you must be a slut or whore!!". I was

    shocked speechless by what she was saying.

    She pulled me over to the bed and tied my ankles to the corner

    bedposts She then tied a piece of cord to each wrist and then to

    each bedpost at the headboard. As she unlocked the handcuffs, she

    pulled tight on the cords and my wrists were then securely tied also.

    I was very scared and began struggling against the bonds she had tied,

    but it was no use - they were very tight. She then placed a ball gag

    in mouth and fastened it with a leather strap. I was very terrified

    now. There I was: tied spread-eagled to the bed & gagged. I couldn't

    move or yell!

    I watched as she left the room and soon returned my a black

    nylon bag. From the bag she pulled out a short leather crop. I

    thought, "My God, she is going to whip me!" Sure enough, she began

    caressing my legs, thighs, stomach, and breasts with it. If I could

    have screamed I certainly would have. She announced, "Are you ready

    slut?". I watched in terror as she raised the crop and began to whip

    my legs. I nearly jumped a foot off of the bed in pain as it landed.

    She continued by criss-crossing my legs with lashes from her crop. She

    began to move her lashes up my body - hitting my thighs, stomach, and

    then my breasts. It all hurt so much that soon I lost all sense of

    pain; it seemed to blur together as she kept up her merciless attack.

    Suddenly she stopped, and put the crop down. The pain I had tried not

    to think about I could no longer avoid as it flooded into me in the

    absence of any new pain. Tears rolled down my cheeks and I managed a

    gagged sob when I raised my head up a little and saw my body covered

    with welts.

    I then watched as she went into the bathroom and returned with a

    razor and a can of shave cream. "Oh shit what is next??" I thought,

    through the pain. As she climbed between my legs, she said "I'm going

    to shave your cunt, whore. Whores must be kept clean." "I wouldn't

    move at all if I were you; I wouldn't want to slip and cut something

    off." As much pain as I was in I don't I could have moved if I tried,

    but nonetheless I did not move. She lathered up my pubes and all over

    and around my pussy opening. She set the can of cream aside and began

    to stroke with the razor. She made long, sweeping strokes on my mound

    and soon it was gone. She made shorter strokes along side of my labia.

    She pulled my labia out firmly and she even made sure to shave that.

    She continued by shaving around the opening and around my clit. After

    another minute she announced I was now "clean." She got and went into

    the bathroom. She got a wet handcloth and came back and wiped away the

    remaining lather. My pussy felt so open, so vulnerable, so very

    exposed. And I could do nothing.

    She brought her nylon bag over closer to the bed. "I have now

    punished you for what you have done and for what you are. You are and

    have been a slut and whore. I'm about to punish you for what you might

    do." She brought out of her bag a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a very

    sharp but oversized needle. I had no idea what she was going to do

    with that but I now knew it would not be good. She crawled to between

    my legs and sat cross-legged. She pulled out firmly on my outer labia.

    "Jeeezzz what fuck is she going to do??" I wondered silently. I knew a

    second later when the needle passed through both of my labia. The pain

    was so sharp and sudden, I felt very light-headed and sooo faint......

    I awoke several hours later. The room was dark and I was under

    the covers. I flicked on the nightstand light. I wasn't tied. The room

    was quiet. Did I imagine all that?? I threw back the covers and looked

    down at my body. No, I certainly didn't. My entire front from breasts

    down to my knees was a cross-checking of welts. I then remembered what

    she was last doing to me. I spread my legs and looked at my pussy. It

    was very naked and hairless. Then I saw what she did to me. "My God

    that fucking bitch!!" She had pierced through both my large labia and

    had inserted a small gold ring. My labia were essentially stapled

    together at that one point. I felt very faint again.....

    --

  20. I congratulate you.... on Professional Audio on Linux? · · Score: -1


    I've been working for a large corporation for the last ten

    years. I started out as a junior executive straight out of

    college and finally worked my way up to middle management as

    the head of the marketing division two years ago. My work

    requires me to travel frequently, I've lived in nine

    different cities so far during my career. Perhaps that's

    partially why I've never found the "right" girl to settle

    down with and marry. Another contributing factor - maybe the

    biggest factor - is that I'm highly sexed and very

    promiscuous, sort of a male nymphomaniac. I'm always very

    careful not to contract any social diseases, but I've still

    been able to enjoy many different kinds of sex with many

    different partners, both female and male. I really have no

    preference for any particular kind of activity or fetish - I

    enjoy it all.

    In January of this year, I was transferred to San Diego.

    Since I only anticipated being here for two years at most, I

    decided to rent an apartment rather than go through the

    hassle of trying to buy a house and then re-sell it two years

    later.

    I found a place in a fairly new apartment complex in Point

    Loma which suited my lifestyle superbly - a third floor unit

    with a big kitchen, a big living room for entertaining, and a

    balcony that overlooked the complex' swimming pool. I'm very

    voyeuristic, and looked forward to being able to enjoy the

    human scenery at the pool when the weather warmed up.

    My work kept me fairly busy my first few months here, finally

    in mid-April things began to slack off and I found myself

    with a little more free time. I hadn't had the opportunity

    to meet many people in my apartment complex yet, so I spent a

    lot of my free time at home alone gazing lustfully at the

    many "girls next door" who began to frequent the pool. Two

    girls in particular always showed up at the same time each

    day, arriving together and leaving together. They were very

    friendly with each other, always talking and joking, but I

    never saw them converse with anyone else. One was a short

    brunette, with well-padded hips and thighs - a little

    overweight and stocky, but not flabby. Her boobs were large

    for her height of about 5'2", and were usually totally

    exposed, except for her nipples which she tried to keep

    covered with the skimpiest string bikini top I've ever seen.

    Her closely cropped hair permitted a clear view of her

    monumentous breasts from all angles. The bottom of the suit

    she usually wore was cut extremely high on the sides, barely

    two inches of nylon fabric came down through her crotch,

    covering the crack of her cushiony ass and most of her bushy

    pubic hairs. Whenever she turned over on the chaise lounge,

    or spread her legs wide enough, the sweaty pink fabric of her

    suit rode right up into her crack; making her pussy lips,

    labia, and anus plainly visible to me through the almost

    transparent cloth from my vantage point.

    Her friend, a petite Oriental girl, had almost no tits at

    all, but her nipples, which must have been at least an inch

    long, constantly protruded and looked like two dark thimbles

    stretching the white knit fabric of the one piece swimsuit

    she usually had on. Her long black hair reached down to her

    ass, although she usually kept it pinned to the top of her

    head. Her feet were very tiny and unblemished, she kept her

    toenails closely trimmed and always painted a bright, tasty,

    eye-catching red. Her olive skin was an immense contrast

    with her suit, making her look like a miniature geisha

    goddess.

    The two girls were obviously very friendly, as they massaged

    suntan oil on each other from time to time, they did it oh-

    so-gently...much more of a caress than a functional move to

    apply the oil. The Oriental girl, especially when massaging

    oil on the fat girl's back and thighs, always lingered a

    little longer than was necessary on those delicious globes of

    the big girl's ass..and at least once, I was sure, slipped

    her dainty index finger under her friend's suit and diddled

    her anus oh-so-lovingly. Although I didn't know anything

    about either girl, other than what I had seen from my balcony

    while playing with my cock, I convinced myself that they were

    probably dykes. They were never with any guys, and seemed to

    be too friendly to be mere acquaintances.

    This went on for several weeks, each day I spied on those two

    tasty creatures while sitting on my balcony, a beer in one

    hand and my dick in the other. I was too nervous to approach

    them; after all, they were probably gay, and I didn't want to

    risk a rejection. Anyhow, I was enjoying my solitary

    fantasizing, and I guess I didn't want to risk having my

    fantasies shattered either.

    One Saturday in mid-May, I finished work unusually early,

    went out on my balcony and started drinking beer a little

    earlier than I usually did. My two fantasy girls showed up

    at their appointed time and planted themselves in their usual

    corner of the pool area, showing me a perfect view of their

    gorgeous tits and asses. A little more tipsy than I usually

    was this early in the afternoon, I decided to go for broke

    and introduce myself to them, fuck the rejection...Who cares?

    In my semi-inebriated state, I decided I could make a better

    first impression if I dressed as revealingly as they did. I

    pulled on my white Speedo Bikini bathing suit. My cock,

    balls and ass cheeks were plainly visible through the thin

    material; my wiry pubic hairs created a dark shadow in the

    front of my suit. No shirt, no shoes...I went downstairs.

    "Hi there, my name's Greg. I just moved in a few months

    ago."

    Both girls looked up, I thought I detected a half smile and a

    gleam in the eyes of the Oriental girl as she looked at my

    face, glanced at my crotch, then quickly away. The fat girl

    eyed the bulge in my bathing suit steadily and unabashedly,

    then looked me square in the eyes. "Get lost!" she said

    disgustedly.

    I'm generally a very cooperative guy, and don't like

    confrontations. Usually, I would turn around and walk away

    if I found myself in a position like the one I was in now.

    But today...I guess the brew and the fantasizing about these

    two dolls had emboldened me.

    "Hey, I'm just trying to be friendly. No need to get rude."

    "Sure you are," retorted the fat one. "Waving your penis in

    our faces, advertising your wares. You're looking for a

    quick fuck, just like every other guy in this city. Well,

    you're not going to find it here. Go back to your balcony

    and masturbate if that's what gets you off...and don't say

    you don't do it, we see you every day."

    I was flabbergasted. I had no idea they had seen me. I must

    have turned twelve shades of red.

    "I-I-I'm sorry," I stammered. "I-I-It's just that you're both

    so gorgeous...Your ass...and your friend's feet...I didn't

    know you could see...I-I-I guess I'll go now."

    I could tell the Oriental girl was trying hard to suppress a

    smile. She reached for the fat one, pulled her close, and

    whispered in her ear. They conferred briefly, then both

    started laughing. I turned to leave.

    "Wait!" called the fat one. "Are you really sorry?"

    "Yes," I hesitantly replied.

    "Will you do anything to make it up to us?"

    "Yes," I answered, a dim light beginning to flicker in my

    mind.

    "Will you do anything we tell you to...no questions

    asked...no matter how vulgar or dirty?"

    I suddenly realized that this was probably a sexual

    proposition. So, they were into a little master/slave play?

    A little S&M perhaps? I was definitely game.

    "Yes, I will," I asserted.

    "Okay," said the fat one, "my name is Gina, my friend here is

    Susan. We would like to have a servant to abuse - both

    physically and verbally - tomorrow when we go to Black's

    Beach. You'll do. We're not going to let you get your rocks

    off - your duty will be to do exactly what we tell you to

    do...and we're going to make you do some pretty nasty, vulgar

    things...all for our enjoyment. We're going to fuck you -

    like you want to fuck us - maybe with a dildo, or maybe we'll

    find some gay guy and tell him he can fuck you while we

    watch. At any rate, you're not to speak at all, and you must

    do everything we tell you to. Is that clear?"

    Listening to her talk, my cock had grown to it's full six

    inches. The bulge in my suit would surely have been visible

    to everyone else in the complex...thank God I was facing the

    girls with a wall on either side. Only they could see. I

    really wanted to do this. Yes, I would grovel at the feet of

    these two nasty creatures and do anything they said. I would

    gladly play the subservient role for them

    "Yes, Miss Gina, I'll do whatever you say."

    "Okay then, you wimpy asshole. Get out of here. We'll be by

    your apartment to pick you up at 9 o'clock sharp tomorrow.

    Make sure you're ready! Be prepared for some pain, you

    prick! Oh...come here."

    She motioned for me to bend my head close to hers. Assuming

    she wanted to whisper something nasty in my ear, I did so. I

    saw stars as the full force of her open palm cracked across

    my left cheek.

    "That's just a small sample of what you can expect," said

    Gina. "Get out of here."

    Rubbing my stinging face, I turned and walked away. Behind

    my back, I heard Gina and Susan breaking up in guffaws of

    laughter. My hard-on had rapidly disappeared, although a

    drop of pre-cum stained my bathing suit.

    "Wait!" Gina yelled. I turned. "Do you really want to be

    treated like shit?"

    "Yes," I responded.

    "Tell me you want to be treated like shit."

    "I want to be treated like shit."

    "Louder!"

    "I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT!"

    "Okay," purred Gina, "we'll treat you like shit."

    Back in my apartment, I ate, showered, and set my alarm for

    8:30. I wanted to be sure not to miss the knock when Gina

    and Susan came by the next morning.

    BUZZ - BUZZ - BUZZ - BUZZ - I reached up, hit the alarm, and

    parted my heavy eyelids with difficulty. 8:30. I'll sleep a

    little more. Suddenly it hit me - this is Sunday! Today is

    the day! I jumped from bed, quickly showered, and pulled on

    my cut-off jeans. At 9:00 exactly there was a knock at the

    door. I unlocked the door, turned the knob, Gina and Susan

    came bursting in.

    "On your knees, slave!" shouted Gina.

    I dropped to my knees rapidly, more surprised than frightened.

    Susan quickly darted behind me, and planted her sandaled right

    foot for such a little girl. I fell forward. Gina grabbed

    my hair and lifted my head up.

    "Who told you to put on shorts, slave?"

    I started to reply, but as soon as I opened my mouth, Gina

    shouted, "Silence!"

    Pushing me onto my back, they pulled off my shorts, then

    stood me up.

    "To the bathroom you dirty pig!"

    For the next hour or so, things happened so fast I was in a

    daze the whole time. The girls manhandled me easily,

    although I made no attempt to resist. I was enjoying myself

    - even the humiliation and pain they subjected me to.

    First, they blindfolded me, put me in the bathtub and washed

    me with cold water...I was thoroughly clean when they

    finished, but my cock and balls were as shriveled and small

    as a prune. The next thing I know, I was bent over the side

    of the tub and felt a greased finger entering my asshole. I

    didn't mind - it felt great - suddenly, it was removed and

    replaced with something much harder...and longer...it

    violated my rectum, and as my bowels began to fill with warm

    water I realized that they had brought an enema with them. I

    was very bloated when they finally removed the nozzle, they

    made me hold the liquid in until I was grimacing with the

    effort, at last I was allowed to expel the fluid. Finally

    considering me clean, they removed the blindfold. Gina

    produced a rubber butt plug - only about 3 inches long, but

    about 2 inches in diameter. After making me such on it for a

    while, she inserted it in my anus and made me put on a pair

    of tight, french-cut nylon panties - which rode right up in

    the crack of my ass - to hold the butt plug in place.

    Gina announced, "That will stretch and prepare your asshole

    for what's to come, slave. You are not going to cum at all.

    If you touch yourself, or ejaculate for any reason...there

    will be hell to pay. Do you understand?" She punctuated her

    question with a firm squeeze on my shriveled balls, I meekly

    nodded in the affirmative.

    With that, I was ordered to put on sneakers, gym shorts, and

    a T-shirt; and was led downstairs to their waiting van for

    the drive to the beach. In the van, I was immediately

    ordered to remove all my clothes again...except for the butt

    plug and panties. Gina drove, while Susan removed her

    shorts, spread her lovely legs while lounging on the sleeper

    in the back of the van, and ordered me to chow down. Quickly

    obliging, I reveled in the taste and texture of her tight,

    pink lipped Oriental cunt. Her pubes were closely trimmed,

    very dark and wiry; her clit was large red nodule which

    protruded from the thin lips of her labia. I tongued and

    slurped her delicious cunt the entire 30 minute drive to the

    beach, very pleased to be able to make Susan orgasm at least

    three times that I noticed. Whenever I slowed, or didn't

    lick in the right place, Susan would reach down and paddle my

    ass with a sandal, or push on the butt plug; which now had

    performed it's function by loosening my sphincter muscles

    significantly. Gina watched the show in the rear-view

    mirror, from time to time telling Susan to give me an extra

    slap for her or ordering me to slap myself. By the time we

    pulled into the sandy parking lot at Black's Beach, my ass

    was a nice shade of red, my anus was very loose, and my cock

    was as hard and as stiff as a pole.

    "So, you enjoyed that did you, you worm?" said Gina,

    squeezing my cock. "Put these on."

    She proffered a pair of flimsy women's jogging shorts, with

    no lining, which were too small for me. Pulling them on, I

    found myself with half of my reddened ass cheeks hanging out,

    my engorged cock plainly visible through the thin material.

    Susan then fastened a leather dog collar around my neck.

    "You will wear this all day," she stated, "everyone will know

    that you are our slave. Put on your shoes and let's go."

    Feeling like a fool wearing only the tight shorts, shoes and

    dog collar; my two mistresses led me down the steep trail

    leading the the beach.

    As soon as we hit the beach, Gina and Susan shed all their

    clothes and ordered me to do the same. I was finally able to

    remove the panties and the butt plug, only the dog collar had

    to stay. The beach was sparsely populated this early in the

    morning, Gina and Susan ordered me to stand with my hands at

    my sides while they fingered each other's pussies in front of

    me and watched my stiff cock bob in the breeze. Tiring of

    this amusement, Susan said to Gina, "Let's find a good spot

    to set up for the day."

    "I know just the place," replied Gina. "Let's go."

    The two girls began walking north along the beach, whispering

    to each other and occasionally glancing back at me

    mischievously. Trailing them, I was enjoying the sight of

    those two delicious bare asses and the sensation of the sun

    and the breeze on my skin.

    Gina led us to a spot about one-half mile up the beach where

    big rocks came down the side of the cliff to the sand.

    During high tide, the surf lapped right up to these boulders;

    during low tide, like it was now, the rocks created

    convenient alcoves for people to lie in and not be seen by

    passer-by until they were directly in front of them. This was

    also the area where many of the gays who came to Black's

    Beach liked to hang out.

    Spreading their beach towels on the sand in one of the

    alcoves, Gina and Susan ordered me to lie on my stomach with

    my feet toward the ocean and my legs spread. With a bottle

    of baby oil, they thoroughly oiled my backside from neck to

    toe - paying particular attention to my enlarged anus.

    "You're almost ready, slave. We just need to make one more

    preparation," giggled Susan. Picking up one of her sandals,

    she began to paddle my already glowing backside. When she

    was finally satisfied that she had attained the right color,

    my ass stung. Looking over my shoulder, I saw that it was a

    bright, fiery red; glowing with baby oil.

    Gina and Susan then positioned themselves on either side of

    me, sitting and facing the ocean. "Now all we do is wait,"

    said Gina.

    I was facing the side of the cliff, and was not allowed to

    turn around or look behind me. With my legs spread, my

    stretched asshole and bright red ass facing toward the surf,

    I felt very vulnerable...but very excited. I didn't know

    what these two crazy girls had in mind, but I was sure it was

    going to be fun.

    A few minutes later, I heard some people approaching along

    the beach. As the voices came nearer and nearer, Gina and

    Susan each placed a hand in the crack of my ass, and pulled

    my cheeks apart as widely as they could. As stretched as my

    anus had been by the butt plug, I knew it must look as big as

    a juice glass to whoever was passing by. With my face in the

    beach towel, I realized that my cock was hard...I was going

    to be a faceless exhibitionist who would be ogled by

    strangers in passing! The voices suddenly stopped behind me.

    "Hi," shouted Susan, "nice day for the beach."

    "Sure is," replied a male voice

    "Nice ass you have there," giggled a female voice.

    Gina and Susan both laughed. Gina ran her finger around the

    rim of my asshole. "This is our slave. We're showing him

    off."

    The two voices laughed, along with Gina and Susan, then moved

    on down the beach. The girls resumed their vigil.

    This went on for a couple of hours, about 15 times my cheeks

    were stretched wide while people passed by; male, female,

    singles and groups. If the passer-by didn't say anything,

    Susan would shout a greeting to them, making sure that each

    one lingered a little behind me to look at my ass. In

    between people, Susan would paddle my ass a little more to

    retain it's color or apply more baby oil if necessary. Gina

    had brought a cooler of beer, they both sipped beer while

    having their fun and even allowed me to have a few sips. My

    cock remained hard the whole time - I found that I was really

    enjoying this unusual exhibitionistic game.

    Someone else was approaching, again the girls stretched my

    ass cheeks apart so wide I could fee the ocean breeze in my

    anus.

    "Hi," said Gina, "nice day."

    "It's getting better by the minute," replied a deep male

    voice. "What have you two girls got there?"

    "Oh, this is just our slave," answered Susan. "We're showing

    off his ass to whoever wants to look. See how nice and red

    it is?"

    "That is nice," said the voice, "and such a tasty looking

    asshole, too. I think it's probably big enough for this."

    I couldn't see what was going on behind me, but I definitely

    heard the sounds of some guy flogging his dong. Gina and

    Susan were in hysterics.

    "I don't know," said Gina. "That's pretty big. Our slave

    needs a good fucking, though. Why not give it a try?"

    I was about to jump up and leave, but thought better of it.

    I was really turned on by the conversation that had just

    transpired, but I had never been fucked by someone I didn't

    know. What about disease? Apparently sensing my hesitation,

    Susan withdrew a condom from her bag.

    "You'll have to put this on that big monster," she said. "We

    have to make sure we keep our slave clean."

    Gina and Susan stood up and moved in front of me to get a

    good view of my face. "You'd better enjoy this slave," said

    Gina. "You wanted to fuck us so badly yesterday...let's see

    how much you like being fucked."

    Rough hands spread my legs apart even further, and parted my

    cheeks. I felt the tip of his cock being rubbed against the

    outside of my well-oiled asshole, suddenly he thrust the full

    length of his manhood into my rectum. I bit my lip. His

    penis was no bigger around than the dildo that had already

    loosened my anus; but the length! He must have been at least

    8 inches long! After a few pumps, I no longer felt any pain,

    and began to enjoy the sensation of being fucked immensely.

    And I didn't know who he was or what he looked like! My cock

    was as hard as the one in my ass, with each thrust he drove

    my cock into Susan's beach towel which was supported by the

    soft sand. Gina and Susan seemed to be enjoying the show

    immensely, they began to kiss and fondle each other's tits

    and pussies while watching the stiff dick being pushed in

    and out of my ass.

    Watching the girls, I realized that I was about to cum. The

    combination of seeing those two beautiful creatures fingering

    their twats and having a hard cock filling my ass was more

    than I could bear.

    Suddenly, my visitor stopped thrusting, and let out a load

    groan with his dick planted up to his balls in my asshole.

    As he came, I climaxed simultaneously, spurting puddles of

    creamy white jism all over Susan's beach towel. Susan and

    Gina, fingering each other's clits furiously, also began to

    squeal with pleasure as they orgasmed along with us.

    Our male visitor withdrew his rubber encased appendage from

    my anus with a slurping sound, thanked the girls for their

    generosity, and departed the way he had come.

    Susan scolded me severely for having cum on her beach towel,

    with a sandal she again began to slap my ass cheeks

    vigorously.

    "As punishment for what you have done, you slime," said Gina,

    "we're going to find a bigger cock to fuck you...you'll

    really feel this one. And this time, we won't even let you

    hear his voice so you won't know when it's coming."

    With that, she withdrew a Walkman Radio from her bag and

    placed the headphones over my ears, turning the volume up

    load on a Rock station; I could no longer hear anything or

    anyone behind me. My cock began to stiffen again in

    anticipation of what was to come. Shifting my head to get

    more comfortable, I bumped the radio and lost the

    station...the static in my ears was very loud...BUZZ-BUZZ-

    BUZZ

    BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ- I reached up, hit the alarm, and parted

    my heavy eyelids with difficulty. 8:30. I'll sleep a little

    more. Suddenly it hit me - this is Sunday! Today is the

    day! I jumped from bed, quickly showered, and pulled on my

    cut-off jeans. At 9:00, I was waiting breathlessly by the

    door. Nothing happened...9:30...10:00...10:30. I realized I

    had been stood up. I went out on my balcony and began to sip

    beer while watching the pool. At about 11:30, on my way to

    the kitchen to get another beer, I noticed an envelope that

    had been slid under the door. Picking it up and ripping it

    open, I read:

    Greg,

    Susan and I decided to make other plans for today. You said

    you wanted to be treated like shit - now you've been treated

    like shit. Hope you enjoyed it.

    Gina

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    What do I think about when I masturbate? Funny you should ask.

    Sometimes I masturbate while looking at porn mags or watching porn

    flicks so I am thinking what it would be like to actually be one of

    the people in the picture or movie. I am an exhibitionist at heart

    so it would be a real turn on to be naked and/or having sex while

    others watched. I am always the "doer" not the "doee". I am the one

    sucking the cock, eating the pussy, fucking the girl or getting

    fucked in my ass. I also get turned on by the idea of being watched

    while I jerk off. Many times I have masturbated by an open window,

    pretending not to notice that I could easily be seen by all who

    cared to look. Sometimes I have even gone out of my way to make

    sure that someone was watching. The best example of this is when I

    was in Spokane for a conference two years ago.

    .........

    The morning session of the conference was incredibly boring so

    I was going to skip the afternoon part. I wanted to take a nap,

    shower and check out the city. When I got to my room I quickly

    stripped and jumped in the shower. I came out of the bathroom after

    a nice long relaxing shower wearing a towel around my waist. I

    picked up a "What to See and Do in Spokane" book and sat by the

    window. I was on the 24th floor of a downtown hotel and the window

    was a big picture one with a big sitting area in front of it level

    with the bottom of the window.

    I sat against one of the walls and stretched my legs out and

    checked out the view. Down below the city was hustling and bustling

    like any other Friday but somehow the window acted like a barrier

    between me and the ruckus below. All around me were other high

    rises, they were fairly close but I couldn't make out any of the

    activity within them. Above them loomed a clear blue cloudless sky,

    truly a perfect day.

    I then started wondering if people in the other buildings ever

    caught glimpses of naked bodies in my hotel. How many times had

    they seen a couple making love or lounging around in the buff after

    a shower or masturbating. Then it occurred to me that perhaps they

    had seen me naked when I was getting ready for my shower. Perhaps

    they should see me masturbate too!

    After seriously checking out the area around me for any obvious

    means of causing trouble and making sure my door was locked I again

    sat down on the ledge, minus my towel. At first I sat with my knees

    pulled up to my chest and my cock hidden between my body and my

    legs and looked out the window. It felt incredible, the sun was

    beating against the window and covering me with warmth. I was

    wondering if I would have the guts to go through with it when I

    finally said "What the hell" and lowered my legs.

    There I sat, naked in the window for all of downtown Spokane to

    see. Slowly my hands crept towards my semi-erect penis. I like to

    start masturbating before my cock gets hard so I can play with the

    foreskin. I pull it all the way back and watch as my pink cockhead

    comes into sight and bends down slightly. As I was doing this I was

    totally engrossed with the pleasure it was causing and completely

    forgot where I was.

    I like to tease myself at first, I just stroke slowly until I get

    hard. Then casually continue, in no hurry at all. When I get hard

    I continue to pull the foreskin all the way back and forth so it

    rubs against my glans and gets the precum flowing like a river.

    Only after doing this for awhile did I look out the window and

    remember where I was but by this time I did not care.

    I spread my legs wide because I like to feel my balls bounce

    against my crotch. I did this by the window and began beating off

    really hard totally oblivious to all who might be watching. I like

    to stroke really hard and alternately tense up and relax, this

    causes my balls to slap against my crotch and then stop. Combining

    this with a tight grip around my the head of my cock easily brings

    me to climax quickly. As I got closer and closer to my orgasm my

    breathing got heavier and I began to gyrate my hips as though I was

    fucking the air. Usually I slow down to delay my orgasm a bit and

    prolong the experience but there was no stopping this cum.

    My whole body twitched and I arched my back and shot spurt after

    glorious spurt of warm cum into the air. I heard the first few

    shots splatter on the wall behind me and then felt the rest

    splatter on my chest and crotch. I continued to stroke as I eased

    back into the sitting position. The remaining cum began to dribble

    down my cock onto my hand so I used it as lube to stroke the rest

    out.

    I licked the cum of my hand and began to play with the globs of

    it on my chest. It was really warm, almost hot and was thick as

    syrup. I reached for my towel and wiped off my chest and cleaned up

    my dick. As I got up I noticed my cum that had hit the wall. I

    thought about it for a second and decided to put on a "grand

    finale" for any spectators that I might have had. I bent down and

    licked each glob of cum off the wall.

    I barely made it to the bed before I fell into a deep sleep.

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    You've just turned off your COMEputer after reading all of the messages. You

    decide it's time for you to go to bed. As you climb between the cool sheets, I

    can tell what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking.

    You can't see me but there I am. Standing in the shadows watching and

    waiting. As you turn off the light, I wait patiently for you to go to sleep.

    My heart is pounding wildly against the thin fabric of the gown that flows over

    my naked body. Covering all that is there that will make you stiff. I want

    you. As I watch you drift into a half sleep, I long for you. I move from my

    hiding place slowly across the room to the bed which you lie upon.

    Your breathing is even and slow. I gently nudge against your bed, shaking it

    only enough to make you turn over to gaze at me with half sleepy eyes. My hands

    slowly move over the roundness of my breasts, down to my smooth stomach

    carressing my hips, my thighs. As you watch me you wonder how I have gotten

    here to where you are, but you really don't care. I gently crawl on top of the

    bed just next to you. My fingers rest gently upon your lips as I gaze into your

    eyes you know what I want.

    My fingers move from your lips slowly to your neck as I bend to kiss you with

    my soft, full lips. Softly and gently my tongue enters your mouth as your arms

    come and enclose me, pulling me towards you. I can feel your heart beating

    against my chest wildly. I break the kiss only to slide my lips to your neck so

    they may lick and pull on the skin where I feel your pulse beating rapidly. My

    fingers carress your chest, my nails tracing a pattern from one nipple to the

    other.

    Gently flicking it just enough to feel your cock stiffen against my thigh.

    My mouth soon follows. Leaving a wet pattern with my tongue, I move down to

    your stomach, slowly. My eyes steadily watching you watching me. As I kiss the

    insides of your thighs, your cock is positioned directly in front of me,

    standing there waiting for my mouth to attack it. But I won't! I want you to

    feel everything.

    I want you to feel everything that is being done to you. My tongue slowly

    and wetly licks little circles pulling your balls into my mouth, so warm, so

    wet. The sensation is about to drive you out of your mind.

    I encase your cock with my lips, starting from the bottom of your shaft,

    moving very slowly upward to the very tip, and back down again. Your hands are

    clutching the sheets as I see beads of sweat start to fall from your forehead.

    Your eyes are closed.

    Your hips moving up and down trying to force your cock into my mouth.

    Sticking out my tongue firmly, I purposely and slowly lick the hard vein

    underneath your cockhead, flicking it back and forth as you beg me to take you

    inside my warm, wet mouth. And I do. Swirling my tongue around the head which

    is very tight, and very purplish in color, I clamp my lips firmly just around

    the head moving my head back and forth.

    As if I were sucking on a baby's bottle I increase the suction causing you to

    plead for release. Not yet, I want you to go insane. I push my head down just a

    bit further so I can rub the sensitive head against the roof of my mouth

    pushing your cock deeper until you're just at the back of my throat.

    In one swift motion I have you deeply imbedded in my mouth as my tongue wetly

    swirls all around your hot, throbbing prick. Your head is thrown back, the

    moans of pleasure which come from your throat is nothing compared to what I

    feel happening within my own body. I gently remove your cock from my mouth.

    It's so swollen, glistening with my saliva. It looks as if it's about to burst!

    I lie on top of you kissing your forehead, eyes, nose, your lips, dangerously

    sucking your tongue. I know you want to come and you shall, but not yet. Your

    mouth finds my nipple, sucking it between your teeth. Ooooh, your mouth feels

    so good on me. You're holding me so tight, running your finger along my very

    wet slit, in a position where I couldn't move if I wanted to.

    You start to tease me with your cock, putting it on my clit, rubbing it back

    and forth as I beg you to put it inside me, but you don't. You want me to beg

    you, you want me pleading half crazed from the pleasure I feel. I rub my pussy

    against the head of your cock letting you feel my wetness, moving back to

    capture just the head if not all into my hot steamy, lust filled hole. You push

    your hips up and I feel your cock head spreading me apart, entering me.

    My pussy contracts involuntarily as you force your way in. Your fingers

    digging into the cheeks of my ass. I cry out, ooh, your cock feels so good

    sliding into me. As I feel you enter more and more until you're snug and

    deeply inside my pussy.

    My fingernails dig into your chest as I rotate my hips on top of you, around

    and around slowly grinding. My mouth sightly open as I cry out from your deep

    thrusts. We stare at each other as if in a hypnotic trance.

    Your movements become more aggressive, your cock is soaked. My cunt juices

    dripping down the sides onto your balls. You pump me faster as I move on top of

    you, my rhythm matching yours. Your hands roam my body, squeezing my tits,

    pinching my nipples while my fingers play with my hard swollen clit. I use my

    pussy to suck on your cock, squeezing it, pulling it as you buck under me

    wildly.

    I lean over only for a moment to whisper into your ear very softly, "Fuck me

    Gary, don't hold back." With one swift motion, you turn my over onto my back,

    throwing my legs over your shoulders. Your cock savagely rams into me. Your

    body is moving faster. Your cock sliding in and out, grinding into me with

    animalistic passion. Moving deep within me, your cock swells even more.

    I wrap my legs around you pulling me closer, deeper. We're both going mad,

    so mad we lose all self control. Your breath comming in heavy gasps as if some

    unknown entity has entered your body to take complete possession of you,

    driving you insane. Then you feel it, we both do. You feel the deep ferrocious

    tingling in the pit of your stomach.

    As I grind my cunt up into your groin, your teeth are biting into my neck.

    Your balls ache from being so tightly filled with come. I feel them slap

    against my ass as I reach down and slide my fingers over their smoothness,

    tightness. Your whole body starts to tremble, as you feel a sharp tingling

    chill shoot up from the base of your spine. My clit is burning as if on fire. I

    beg you, " Move your cock faster Gary. Ohhh, yes, that's it ... harder, ram

    your cock into me. Move it faster! Slam it into me. Tear my pussy apart with

    your cock!" You sound like a wild animal. Your moans, groans and gasps become

    louder and more fierce as I feel your cock twitching and I feel your cock

    twitching and jerking inside my cunt. Our bodies shake, tremble and become

    lost. We are no longer people, only two mad, crazed beings begging for

    release. Your body spasmodically jerks on top of me and mine under you, as we

    are bathed in the flash of white light which hits us both.

    Our heads spinning as the last moments of our pleasure finally subside. You

    look up as I slowly emerge from your bed giving you one last kiss very deeply.

    I want you to remember. You close your eyes and drift off into a very peaceful

    sleep as I go back into the darkness from whence I came.

    --

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    Third of the "Deb's Tails" series. There are more in the works; Deb has

    told me several others, I just need to find the time to write them down.

    This was last posted only a couple of weeks ago. Please don't flame me, I

    got a couple of requests for it, and since I was reposting the others, it

    was just as easy to repost this one as to mail it to those who asked.

    My wife, Deborah, often tells me "bedtime stories" of her sexual

    adventures. Some of them I know are true, either because I was there, or

    because she has corroborative evidence. Some of them, I'm sure, are

    fictional. Others, I'm just not sure about.

    I don't know about the truth of this one. It sounds like the kind of

    thing she'd do if she were in the right mood, but since I wasn't there, I

    can't vouch for it.

    If you've ever heard anything about the New York subways, you probably

    think you know what they're like. Noisy, obnoxious, and crowded. Most of

    the time that's true, but as any New Yorker will tell you -- once you get

    past his pride in living in the least livable city in the country -- that

    some trains can be practically empty if you pick the right times and

    routes. Many evenings, around 10 or 11, even the busiest routes start

    emptying out, and by midnight it's sometimes possible to have a car to

    yourself.

    In all fairness to New York, though, it does have it's good points.

    The Circle Line is one of them. It's a mini-cruise around Manhattan (it is

    an island, you know!) Any place that's got a decent-sized body of water

    has something similar. Seattle has trips around Puget Sound, New Orleans

    has riverboats running along the river. The Circle Line cruise is really

    beautiful at night with the city all lit up, but in the middle of winter,

    you can -- and probably will -- freeze your ass off.

    Deb and I often have separate social lives -- an inevitable reaction

    to work-related gatherings where people sit around and talk shop. What

    usually happened in New York was that I'd stay home and play with my

    techie-toys while she was out partying with her colleagues, or she'd stay

    home with a book while I was out cheering for the Mets. Naturally, that

    meant a few solo subway rides for both of us, often at somewhat odd hours.

    This is the story of one of those trip as Deb told it to me (albeit,

    with my title).

    Let Your Fingers Do the Riding

    I never did tell you about the aftermath of that party last month did

    I? The one that ended up in a ride on the Circle Line? Yeah, that's the

    one, when I didn't get home until around two. I was so pissed at you about

    that. Going to bed before I got home wasn't nice. I'd been hoping you'd

    still be up so I could fuck your brains out, and there you were, sound

    asleep in bed with MST3K blaring away on the TV. Why was I so horny?

    That's what I was going to tell you about.

    When the boat got back to the dock, we were pretty much partied out,

    and I, at least, was frozen stiff. We all went our separate ways, which

    for Gary and me meant heading straight for the uptown number 1 train. It

    turned out that he was frozen too, so once the train showed up we decided

    to try a little hypothermia treatment. We had one of the sideways sets of

    seats next to the car door to ourselves -- in fact we damn near had the car

    to ourselves. He sat down right next to the barrier between the seats and

    the door, and I sat in his lap, with his coat buttoned around both of us.

    Once I started to warm up a bit, I realized that Gary's lap was not

    the most comfortable place I'd ever sat -- somehow you never realize just

    how bony someone's legs are until you sit on them -- and I started to

    squirm around, trying to find a position that didn't include a bone poking

    me. Not surprisingly, this had something of an effect on him. I suppose

    you could say that I warmed him up a bit. The net result, though, was to

    make his lap even worse as a chair. If he wasn't poking me, I was

    squashing him, and all-in-all, I think we were both a bit relieved that

    Gary had to get off the train at Times Square and head for the E out to

    Queens.

    Losing my butt-warmer did have a few advantages besides easing my

    seat. Most notably, I could sit sideways on the seats, lean my back up

    against the barrier, and try to make my knees a little more comfortable by

    straightening them out in front of me. On the other hand, I did miss the

    warmth he had been providing, so I did what any normal person would do: I

    pulled my arms out of the sleeves of my jacket and hugged myself inside it.

    By 50th Street I was warm enough to realize how frustrated I had been with

    a hard cock against my ass and no time or opportunity to do anything about

    it.

    Without even thinking about it, I reached down, slipping my hand

    inside the waistband of my skirt, and began to rub my pussy through my

    panties. I was already wet, and after just a moment or so of rubbing, I

    knew that wasn't going to be enough. I was about to slip my hand into my

    panties, figuring to get a finger or two into my pussy, when I realized

    where I was. I took a quick look around, and was a little surprised to see

    that there was only one other person in the car: a guy sitting all the way

    down at the far end, his nose buried in a book. I only hesitated a second

    before I lifted my butt and slipped my panties off. I had my arms back

    into the sleeves of my jacket, my feet on the floor, and my panties in my

    jacket pocket seconds before the train stopped at 59th.

    As soon as the doors closed, I turned sideways in the seat again,

    putting my back towards the guy at the other end of the car, lifted the

    front of my skirt to my waist, and buried a finger in my pussy. Ahhh,

    heaven. My eyes closed involuntarily as I began to slide the finger in and

    out, rubbing the palm of my hand across my clit. I was rapidly approaching

    orgasm, when something made me open my eyes. A man was standing in the

    aisle about ten feet away, his eyes riveted on my crotch, the bulge in his

    pants clearly showing just what he thought of my little show.

    I froze, my on-coming cum evaporating. Not that I have any objections

    to showing off, quite the contrary, in fact. It was just the

    unexpectedness of it; thinking I was alone, and then discovering I had an

    audience. Seeing that I had stopped, he looked up from my pussy and our

    eyes met. Neither of us even breathed for several seconds, until, finally,

    he broke the silence.

    "Sorry to disturb you," he said, in the most incredibly gentle voice

    I've ever heard. He sounded for all the world just like someone trying to

    lure a strange kitten into coming over to be patted. "I saw what you were

    doing from the next car, and I just couldn't resist coming over to this one

    for a better look."

    What can you do when you're faced with a gentlemanly apology like

    that? Especially in New York! I did the ladylike thing. "Why don't you

    have a seat?" I said, pointing to the seat beyond my feet. Since I was

    sitting sideways, that seat was maybe five feet from my head, no more than

    two feet beyond the tips of my toes, directly in line with my pussy; sort

    of the pornographic equivalent of first row seats right behind the goal at

    a hockey game. "Perhaps you'd like to open your pants and do likewise?"

    "Thanks. I think I will," he said, with a sudden smile.

    The train was pulling out of the 79th Street station as he settled

    himself in the seat and opened his fly. He winced a couple of times as he

    worked his rock-solid cock out of the opening. They aren't the most

    maneuverable things, are they? Especially when you've got those silly

    jockeys to deal with.

    "Very nice," I told him, quite honestly, when he had it out and

    comfortably nestled in his hand. As he began to stroke it up and down, I

    resumed finger-fucking myself, thinking how silly I must have looked,

    carrying on a conversation on the subway, with a complete stranger, all the

    while with a finger deep in my pussy. After a minute or two, I switched to

    a masturbation style better suited to showing off, spreading my pussy lips

    open with my left hand, and rubbing my clit with the fingertips of my

    right.

    "Yours is very nice too," he said, his hand moving faster on his

    shaft. "You don't suppose we could..." His voice trailed off, as he tried

    to think of a good way to suggest that we stop fooling around with this

    masturbation stuff, and start fucking.

    I hesitated for a moment, wanting a cock inside me, and tempted by the

    drop of pre-cum that was just beginning to run down the underside of his

    cock head. "Probably not a good idea," I finally replied, regretfully.

    He shook his head sadly. "Damn. I'd love to sink my dick into that

    hot cunt of yours." His hand moved faster and faster (and so did mine!),

    and his breathing got rougher and more ragged. "Hot and wet," he moaned.

    "Shit, I'd love to eat you, you look so good!"

    I closed my eyes again for a moment, imagining my fingers were his

    tongue, sliding back and forth over my clit, and then that they were his

    cock, as I plunged my index and middle fingers as far into my pussy as they

    could go, and then began to finger-fuck myself frantically.

    My eyes flew open as I heard him cry "Oh, shit, YES!". I was just in

    time to see the first spray of his cum shoot up into the air. I watched it

    rise and fall in a perfect parabola, seeming as if it were in slow motion.

    As it reached the peak of its arc, I knew what was going to happen, and

    happen it did. His load came down directly on my lower leg, splashing hot

    and wet, and then running down to my ankle and onto the seat. The feel of

    his cum was the final straw for me, and I cried out as my own orgasm washed

    over me.

    I began to come down from my peak just as the train started to slow

    for the next station. "All that between 79th and 86th?" I thought, just as

    the conductor announced "Hunnerd 'n' Tenth Street. Next stop Hunnerd 'n'

    Sixteenth." We had made four stops, and I hadn't even noticed!

    "Hundred and Tenth!" my partner exclaimed. "Oh, shit! My stop was

    96th!" Simultaneously, he leaped to his feet, stuffed his cock -- still

    dripping with cum -- back into his pants, threw a quick "Thanks a lot,

    Lady" over his shoulder to me, and leaped out the door just before it

    closed.

    I waved to him out the window as the train started up again, and then

    started thinking about how much fun I was going to have with you when I got

    home. One more stop, a couple of blocks walk, and then I was going to tell

    you the whole story, and then fuck you silly.

    I nearly froze my pussy walking home from the subway stop, because I

    was in too much of a hurry even to put my panties on; I didn't want to have

    to waste time taking them off when I got home. I gave the doorman one hell

    of a show when I slipped and fell on the wet marble in the lobby, nearly

    killed myself when I slipped again getting out of the elevator, got inside,

    and then discovered you were asleep! Fink!!

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    A co-worker said to me, "Everybody's got a broken heart story!" I

    imagine that they do. I had a lot of trouble getting over mine. You'll

    never know how many times I wrote this story, reliving the moments

    described here. This is a true story. In the interest of my good mental

    health it's far past time for me to post this story and delete all copies I

    have of it and be done with it. Don't ask me for additional copies, real

    names or real places. Any mail I receive regarding this story will be

    ignored and forgotten.

    April Fool's Day of 1981 - "Playing the Fool"

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD

    I used to work nights at the hospital. I liked how quiet the

    hospital was on night shift. With only a few duties to perform, I often

    read all night long. At the end of night shift would come a beautifully

    still morning, where I could go downtown and take care of daily business

    before most people were awake.

    The only problem with night shift is not being able to sleep with

    my girlfriend, Jane. Because her schedule was opposite of mine, she had

    stayed home all night and would go to work later in the day. The only time

    I had a chance to be with her was early mornings. I treasured these

    mornings we had together. My future plans at the time included not only

    mornings together, but living our lives together.

    I walked softly down the hall in the early morning light, trying

    not to wake my neighbors in the adjacent apartments. I opened the door and

    threw my coat on a nearby chair. I tiptoed to the bedroom door hoping I

    could slide quietly into bed with my lover, Jane. As I neared the door, I

    noticed it was shut. As I stood just outside the door I heard a low

    sounding noise.

    I will never forget what I saw next as I walked into the room.

    That moment will replay in my head for many years to come.

    Laying flat on his back was Joe, my best friend, reaching for the

    sheets to cover his nude body and not doing a very good job of it. Jane

    was laying next to him with her arm and head resting on his large and hairy

    chest. Still gripping his cock in her hand, she continued to stroke his

    length under the thin covering. Both were naked under desert print

    designer waterbed sheets.

    I stood there stunned, like a deer in front of headlights. A

    thousand emotions ran threw me in just a few heartbeats. Time stopped.

    The feelings of jealousy, rage, shame, betrayal, love and hate and even

    sexual interest quickly overwhelmed me. I felt like a flashlight that had

    just been jumpstarted with an arc-welder. My breakers tripped. My fuses

    blew.

    Thought turned OFF. Then a feeling of numbness. I just stood there.

    Joe didn't take his eyes off the ceiling. He just layed there.

    Jane regarded me calmly across Joe's chest. I couldn't see any emotion

    reflected in her brown eyes.

    Slowly, her knee moved under the sheet and slid across his waist as

    she climbed over him. The sheet dropped slid abruptly down as she sat up

    astride his lap, looking down at him for a few moments. Then bending

    forward, she lay on his chest as she kissed him. She moved her small

    breasts across the roughness of his chest. Her kisses became more

    passionate and urgent.

    I saw her hand move between them, reaching down under her.

    Although I couldn't see her hand, I knew she was guiding the tip of his

    erection toward the opening of her sex. Raising her body slightly, she

    supported herself on both arms. Jane arched her buttocks slightly and

    with a dreamy smile pushed herself downward onto him, taking as much of his

    cock inside her as she could.

    I couldn't believe it! They didn't care who was watching. There

    were no apologies offered, no angry words exchanged. They simply IGNORED

    me and continued to fuck each other as I stood there.

    Placing her hands flat on his chest she sat upright, rocking her

    hips backward and forward to work his swollen member deeper inside her.

    Leaning back, she flipped her hair backwards out of her face revealing the

    angelic expression on her face as she made love to my best friend. Her

    enjoyment was obvious as she sat on his lap totally impaled by him.

    Her hands carressed his face and ears, fingers trailing through his

    beard and down his neck towards his chest. Joe was already holding her

    small breasts in his hands, rubbing her nipples until her areolas had

    darkened. His large hands curled about her pale neck pulling her body down

    closer to him, bringing the stiffened tips of her tits towards his lips and

    tongue, kissing and sucking them. Reaching around her shoulders he pinned

    her body on top of his own.

    In a rhythmic and fluid motion only capable on waterbeds, he arched

    his hips upward while he held her tightly, increasing his pace. Jane was

    unable to move her body, except for her hips. She rolled her pelvis

    downward to meet each of his upward thrusts.

    Jane's breath escaped her in small puffs as she bore her weight

    down on top of him, filling her womb with his mammoth cock. The waterbed

    made gradually louder slopping sounds under her movements. The room filled

    with the sweet musk of sex. With her eyes half closed, she bucked and

    writhed against him in pleasure as his enormous cock filled her pussy again

    and again and again.

    Suddenly, Jane's lips parted slightly, releasing a moan. His back

    muscles strained with the effort to drive his cock upward into her. Her

    buttocks slapped hard against his hairy legs while her petite breasts

    bounced up and down. The muscles of her stomach and inner thigh quaked

    uncontrollably as her hips jerked downward, harder and faster, as she

    ground her body into his.

    "Yes..yes..make-me-come," Jane tried to whisper as she attempted

    to regain control of her voice. Her face contorted in the immense effort

    of achieving a colossal orgasm.

    Unexpectedly he reached up to grab her by the waist and flipped her

    from over him to underneath him. Jane cried out when the entire length of

    his glistening wet cock was violently withdrawn from inside her. She

    opened her legs into a wide, flat vee, wanting him to finish her. The

    wetness of her pussy was visible as the folds of her vagina parted and were

    opened.

    "Oh please", she begged. "I want you inside me! Fuck me! Put it

    back!"

    Joe turned to me and grinned evilly. "See! The bitch LIKES it!"

    Positioning himself directly above her, he suddenly shoved the

    length of his long wide cock into her with a loud grunt. Her eyes opened

    wide as she cried out at the intensity of being filled again. Her hips

    jerked upward against his as she wrapped her raised legs around him locking

    her heels across his buttocks, and tightening.

    "Oh..oh..oh-oh-oh-more-faster-FASTER!", she cried with increasing

    volume. "I want you to come inside me!"

    He grunted with each downstroke as he slammed his swollen length

    into her pussy. The lips of her pussy were visibly swollen from the rush

    of blood to her sexual organs.

    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!", she howled as her hips gyrated under his at

    the pinnacle of her orgasm. Her toes clenched above his buttocks as her

    body contracted under under him. "Come inside me, quickly!", she shouted

    into his ear, and his grunts became louder and his movements quickened.

    Soon, his back arched in ecstasy, pumping his sperm deep into her

    womb, his hips moved as if on puppet strings. Finally he collapsed on top

    of her, obscuring her upper body from my view. But I could see the sex

    soaked lips of my lover's pussy wrapped around the damp softening shaft of

    another man.

    When he rolled off from atop her, they both gasped at the sensation

    their sensitized glands made as he withdrew his semi-erect penis from her.

    Neither one of them even looked at me. She laid still on the bed with her

    eyes closed, breathing fast and hard as if she had just finished a foot

    race. Jane's legs, still open in a wide vee, started to relax and her

    knees fell to lay flat on the bed. The combined juices of their lovemaking

    were slathered over the inside of her legs and made an ever increasing wet

    spot on the bedlinens. She basked in the afterglow of their intense

    lovemaking while Joe lit a cigarette.

    Embarassed and hurt, I left the room. Now that they were finished,

    I hoped she would come out of MY bedroom to tell me it was over between us.

    I went to the bathroom to splash water in my face, hoping it would calm me

    enough to make some new plans in my life.

    SLAM! The bedroom door had been violently shut sending me a

    message that I was no longer welcome here. The click of the lock completed

    the finality of the statement. As I stood in the bathroom staring into the

    mirror, I heard the headboard start to rhythmically bump the wall adjacent

    to the bathroom.

    Jane's moans, muffled through the wall, signalled that she was

    well on her way to another climax. I didn't have to see her to know that.

    I knew intimately well how she made love to a man. I can still see her in

    my mind's eye. I picked up my coat and keys and left.

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    I was combing out my hair in front of the bathroom mirror when Mike came

    in. For a brother and sister, we got along pretty well. He was tall and

    good looking, and several of my girl friends were pretty interested in him,

    even though they were the same age as I was (13). Mike was 15 and a

    sophomore in high school, while I was in the 8th grade. I was tall for my

    age and had filled out nicely during the past few years. Several of his

    friends made lewd remarks occasionally.

    Mike and I worked out together in our basement. He needed to be in shape

    for football and hockey, while I was doing gymnastics and diving. One day,

    we had just finished a workout and had each showered. I was standing in

    front of the mirror combing out my recently dried hair when Mike came in.

    He stood behind me and began to comb his hair. When he was done, he put

    both hands on my waist. His hands slid forward to my stomach, then rose

    upto cup my breasts through my robe. I felt a warm sensation begin in my

    belly and a tingling all over.

    "Cut that out, you pervert" I said.

    "Your tits are getting pretty nice, Al" he said huskily.

    "Thanks, I think" I replied, lowering my arms so that they brushed his

    hands away.

    "You know, I saw you spying on me yesterday. I think its time you learned

    a few things."

    With that, he turned me around to face him, slowly undid the towel around

    his waist and let it fall to the floor. I had seen him undressed before,

    but not up close since we were little. His penis was much larger than I

    had ever seen it, huge in fact. Skin covered about half of the large,

    smooth, purple head. It appeared to be about twice as big as his hand

    which he wrapped around it and began to slowly use in a pumping motion. As

    he did, the skin near the tip slid with it, covering and uncovering the

    tip. I was fascinated by the sight and stood there as if rooted. A

    thousand confusing thoughts ran through my mind. My view widened and I

    took in his flat belly with its clearly defined muscles, his chest, broad

    with small dark nipples, his broad thick shoulders.

    He paused in his stroking and stood there briefly with his hands on his

    slim hips. Then he took both hands and reached out to me, letting his

    fingers trail lightly from my cheek downward along my neck to the vee

    formed by my robe. He slowly loosened the sash of my robe and let it hang

    loosely. His hands slipped under the robe to my waist, and slid slowly

    upwards until they cupped my breasts. He rubbed his thumbs over my nipples

    and I could feel them stiffen at his touch. He slowly raised his hands

    taking the robe with it and sliding is off of my shoulders, let it drop to

    the floor. His touch was electric and left trails of fire on my skin. My

    knees were trembling and my legs were growing weaker each time his fingers

    moved on my skin.

    He took my hands and moved them to his cock. Even with the tales and

    stories of my more knowledgeable girl friends, I was not prepared for the

    size and hardness of it. My hand was too small even begin to encircle it.

    I tried to squeeze it to no avail. My knees started to buckle and I

    grabbed him for support. One of his arms went around my back, the other

    swept me up with effortless ease and he carried me out of the bathroom and

    into my bedroom. My hand was still locked in a death grip on his rock-like

    manhood as he lowered me gently onto the bed.

    He straddled my hips, his long torso towering over me. "Look at me,

    closely" he whispered.

    And look, I did. I studied the head of it, noting the cleft on

    the underside and the opening at the tip as he pulled the skin back. I

    could see the loose folds of skin covering his balls pulled tightly up

    against him. Removing my hand from him, he leaned forward and began to rub

    his cock on my belly and breasts, occasionally letting it slap against me.

    The size and weight of it was incredible. I had imagined an erection

    before, but I had always pictured it as thinner and lighter.

    He began a pumping motion again, and a drop of clear fluid appeard at the

    tip. He moved his cock to one of my nipples and transferred the drop to

    it. A few strokes later, a second drop was placed on my other nipple. He

    lowered his head and started licking my breasts, circling the moistened

    nipple with his tongue. His lips then seized a nipple gently while his

    tongue flicked the tip of it. The sensation was electric. Each touch sent

    waves of fire through me. I heard myself sigh as I was unable to take my

    eyes off of him.

    Between my legs it was like fire and ice. I had had feelings of excitement

    before but nothing like what I was experiencing now. The feeling was

    spreading through my entire belly and all my muscles were tightening. My

    back arched as I sought to press my entire breast into his mouth. He began

    to suck on the nipples harder, squeezing each with his tongue.

    He rose up and put my hands back on his cock, guiding them to a pumping

    motion. The tip was very wet and he took one of my fingers and collected

    some of the moisture. Taking the finger, he brought it up to his lips and

    licked it. He then took my hand, moistened my finger on the tip of his

    cock, and guided it to my mouth, applying the liquid to my lower lip. I

    licked at it tentatively with my tongue, not knowing what to expect. The

    taste was slightly salty but sweet. He wet my fingers again and offered

    them to me to lick clean.

    He stroked himself slowly, and lowered his cock to my breasts again,

    rubbing it gently around my incredibly hard nipples. Leaning forward, he

    brushed it against my neck and cheek. My mind was racing with tales of the

    girls at school, how they talked about blow jobs and sucking. I couldn't

    imagine how anyone could take something of that size in their mouth. I

    kept my eyes closed as he used his tool to caress my cheeks, and when he

    brushed it over my lips a "no!" escaped them. Undaunted by my feeble

    resistance, he returned the tip of his swollen shaft to my lips, pulling

    down my lower lip with the ridge near the top. More of the liquid was

    transferred.

    "Lick it" he said huskily.

    I turned my head away but his free hand cupped my cheek and turned me to

    face it again. My lips were now coated with fluid and I instinctively

    licked them. As I did, he pressed forward and I felt my tongue brush

    against the tip of it. The taste was stronger now, and I could smell the

    muskiness of his scent. He repeated his command, holding himself against

    my lower lip.

    With a tentative lick, my tongue slowly traced along the underside of the

    tip. I marvelled at how smooth it was. With a little motion, he insisted

    on an encore and again, my tongue extended. Slowly he pressed it further

    towards my mouth. Opening my lips slightly as if I were going to clean off

    an ice cream cone, I felt his shaft with both lips. My toungue pressed

    against the tip, feeling the small cleft. With gentle pressure, his cock

    slid forward easily until I could feel the ridge pass my lips. My tongue

    was now flat along the groove underneath the swollen tip. He withdrew

    slightly and pressed forward again, deeper into my mouth. Again and again,

    deeper and deeper he probed. My mouth was stretching wider with each

    movement. My hands went to his hips to press him back when I felt the gag

    reflex develop in my throat.

    He backed off slightly and I found my hands exploring his hips and ass.

    The pumping of his hips reacted to my touch. As I pulled on his hard

    buttocks, he pressed forward into my mouth. As I released the pressure, he

    withdrew. I realized that he was letting me control the depth of his

    penetration.

    "Suck on it . . . harder" he moaned.

    I could feel the strokes quickening as I did as instructed. Rather than

    the long, slow strokes of the initial penetration, he was moving faster

    now. I could hear his moans growing in intensity. Suddenly I felt his

    entire body stiffen and a low scream escaped his lips. A sudden jet of hot

    fluid struck the roof and back of my mouth. As I started to push him away,

    another geyser erupted and he plunged his cock deeper. Unable to breathe,

    I felt a moment of panic. I tried to swallow as best I could as more and

    more fluid bathed my throat. I could feel the pulsing of his cock and

    reallized that he was still stroking the shaft slightly.

    As the pulsing subsided, he withdrew slightly, allowing me to breathe. He

    rolled slowly to the side, pulling my head with it to keep the penetration.

    I swallowed and began to sense the taste and texture of his spunk. It was

    much saltier than the earlier fluid and slightly bitter to taste. It clung

    to my mouth in sticky globs and left my mouth and troat feeling dry. His

    hands held my head, keeping my mouth around him as I felt his cock begin to

    soften. I let my head fall to his stomach, and I began to be aware of the

    heat in my own loins. He withdrew himself from my mouth and drew me up to

    lie beside him, cradled in one arm, my head tucked into the nook of his

    shoulder.

    "That was incredible, Al" he whispered. "I have never

    cum that hard before. Are you OK?"

    I sort of nodded against his shoulder, my mind still whirling. His hands

    stroked my back, kneeding and caressing. I felt one hand slowly tracing

    the curve of my hip, sliding along under the top edge of my panties. He

    rolled me slowly over on top of him. His hands were now inside the thin

    fabric, cupping my buttocks. I felt incredibly warm and tight as I lay

    atop him. His hands slid downward, taking my panties with them. One of

    his legs with between mine, and I could feel the hardness of his muscles

    between my thighs. His penis was starting to harden again, and it pressed

    insistently against my lower belly. His hand roamed to my stomach, and

    moved lower. I could feel his fingers entwining the sparse hair atop my

    mound. He seemed to grab a wad of hair and pull it upwards towards my

    navel. The leg between my thighs raised further upwards, pressing against

    my crotch. As it made contact, it was though a stick of dynamite had

    exploded between my legs. My hips convulsed against him and my teeth bit

    into his chest.

    He rolled over on top of me, removing his leg in the process. I suddenly

    felt empty. I felt my panties being drawn down past my knees and off of my

    ankles. His hands traced rings of fire on my thighs, moving higher. His

    fingers probed my wetness, ice against fire. My hips again began their

    involuntary movement, seeking hardness. His leg again emerged between my

    thighs. His hand was insistent as it rubbed and probed. I felt the tip of

    his finger slide into the wetness. As I felt the muscles of my vagina open

    to his touch, searing heat began to spread upwards through my belly. My

    fingers dug into his shoulders, pulling him to me.

    I felt him shift my leg around his, locking my ankles with his own. He

    spread his legs further apart, taking mine with him. His cock was fully

    erect now, pressing into my lower belly. His hands slid up my sides,

    taking my arms and pressing them over my head. I felt totally helpless, my

    squirming doing nothing more than tighten his grips. I felt his body

    shift, his cock dragging slowly over my mound, down along the cleft. My

    body seemed to be shrinking. I felt like I was the diameter of a pencil.

    My legs fought against his to no avail. Then came the pressure as the tip

    of his cock found my wetness. My head was trapped between my arms, my chin

    on his shoulder. I tried to protest but only a moan escaped.

    The pressure between my legs mounted. I felt his legs widen further and

    the pressure increased. Slowly I was taking him inside me. He began to

    move, side to side, up and down. I could feel him slowly stretching me,

    filling me. My hips moved against his movements to ease the pressure. I

    felt even smaller, tighter. One of his hands slid down my back to encircle

    my hips. I felt totally naked. The hand and arm lifted my buttocks as he

    suddenly pressed into me with all of his strength. The muscles of my

    vagina suddenly relaxed and he plunged into my depths. The sensation of

    penetration was overwelming. A mixture of pain, discomfort, and pleasure

    coursed through me, spreading outward from my crotch. The pressure was

    gone, just the feeling of being filled, of being possessed.

    He just held me tightly for a while, not moving. I reveled in the

    sensation. His legs relaxed, allowing me to move. My arms were freed and

    I lowered them to circle his shoulders. He raised his head to look at me,

    silently asking if I was OK. Not sure of how to react, both of us just lay

    there, looking, feeling, joined together. I could feel him pulsing inside

    of me at each movement. I told the muscles of my vagina to clamp down.

    Lightning bolts shot through me as I did. I could feel his breath, inches

    from my face. I drew his head towards mine until our lips were just

    touching. It was as though an electric circuit had been completed. The

    surge of energy coursed through me and I spasmed around him.

    He reacted by pressing against me. I thought he was totally inside of me

    and was unprepared for the thrust. Blinding lights flashed in my brain. I

    could feel myself opening further, taking him deeper and deeper. After

    what seemed like hours, I felt the hardness of his pubic bond meet mine,

    crushing against that secret spot. Explosions wracked me as he ground our

    hips together. Harder and faster he rubbed, harder and faster were the

    spasms that coursed through me. I grabbed on with my arms, my legs, my

    vagina. I felt him pause, letting my reeling senses return. He started to

    withdraw from me and I heard my feeble moan in protest. Like a pile

    driver he plunged again into my depths, sending shock waves through me.

    Again he withdrew, again he plunged. Again. Again.

    His tempo increased, as did the length of his withdrawal and penetration.

    I could feel his heat within me, spreading through me. I felt my own hips

    respond, merging into his rythmn. The waves swept over me, coming faster

    and faster. I heard screaming. I felt the white hot poker plunging within

    my loins. I felt the insides of my body moving, rearranging. I felt like

    a thin sheath around him, taking him, milking him, taking life from him.

    Everything went white with blinding light, and then, slowly, to blackness.

    When conciousness slowly returned, I could still feel him inside of me. He

    was softer now, when I moved, I could feel him slip with the moisture that

    joined us. He rolled off of me, taking me with him to lie on our sides.

    Somehow, he stayed inside of me. We lay there for what seemed like hours,

    looking at each other. On impulse, I brought my lips to his, as if to say

    that it was OK. He smiled and hugged me tighter as we drifted off to

    sleep.