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  1. where is the porn in the above post? on Building Cheap 100 Inch TVs · · Score: -1

    Alice had been naughty. Her lover was away for the weekend and she was

    bored. When Dave called her, telling you about the concert tickets he had,

    she knew what he wanted, but between the boredom and wanting to see the

    concert (and Dave's build) she went.

    Dave did everything he could to turn her on. He had drinks at his place

    ready before she left. she sat out on the lawn at the pavilion, drinking

    wine. He put his arm around her, and at every opportunity Dave touched her,

    stroked her, patted her, massaged her.

    He spent a good ten minutes rubbing her forearms when she talked about

    typing much of the morning. He spent longer on her back, and the kiss at the

    end had seemed so natural.

    The three that followed were more forceful. She didn't protest when his

    hand began rubbing her breast ... she rather liked it.

    On the way home his hand was under her dress as he drove, teasing her

    pubic mound so that by the time she reached his apartment you were wet and as

    horny as she could remember being. He took her on the rug in his living room,

    and then later in his big bed.

    For Alice, things had gotten out of hand ... and she loved it.

    Dave had continued to maintain possession of either her breast or her sex

    the whole drive home. When they had entered the house he had begun kissing

    her in earnest as he undressed her. His tongue had explored her in ways she

    had always refused to her lover, Mark. Dave had simply been insistent. He

    had tongued her mouth--deeply. He had gone all over her neck, licking her

    ears.

    Alice had always made Mark stop when he had begun that. The sensation was

    too--disturbing. Dave had simply ignored her. That alone had excited her.

    The fact that she was also discovering a new erogenous zone on her body only

    made matters worse.

    Dave had continued. He had tongued his way down to her breasts, and

    instead of liking and sucking the way Mark did, Dave had gone over her whole

    breast, or rather both of them. It was flattering in a way, and just a little

    gross.

    Alice had been deeply aroused.

    That first time in the living room, on the rug, Dave had not even waited

    to completely undress her. He had taken off her bra and shirt, and then

    pulled off her panties.

    With her skirt bunched up around her hips he had forced her over the

    footstool on her stomach and had her from behind, something she had refused to

    allow Mark to do.

    Her inability to control Dave made her feel terribly wanton as she allowed

    him each liberty. She had come almost as soon as he had entered her, her

    skirt still on, on her face, from the rear.

    Dave was taking her like a bitch, she thought. The word "bitch" seemed to

    excite her even more. She repeated it to herself as his hard member shoved

    home, again and again.

    When Dave had come, she had expected to get dressed, but instead he had

    taken her to his bedroom, removed the rest of her clothes and made her assume

    positions on his bed.

    When she had refused, he had simply moved her to the desired position.

    As she showed herself, he had stroked her mound, rubbed her breasts, and

    generally tried to keep her horny.

    It had worked.

    He had gotten her ready to make love a second time by eating her. Alice

    had resisted this. She had never allowed Mark to lick her after they had had

    sex. It seemed so--Wrong.

    Dave ignored her and went down on her, licking her with much more energy

    than Mark did, making her come twice.

    As she reached that stage of orgasm (the first time) when you lose control

    of your body for a few seconds he had slid a finger up her ass and then had

    continued to run it in and out of her in a fucking motion as he licked her

    engorged slit.

    He paid more attention to her pussy than Mark did. He licked the whole

    slit, running his tongue up and down her whole length, even darting in and out

    of her well fucked hole. He knew when he was getting to her and as the second

    orgasm approached he went down on her with a gusto, matching each stroke of

    his tongue with one from the finger in her virgin ass.

    As she came the second time, Dave waited for her to relax and was in her

    in a matter of two seconds.

    She had come instantly, again.

    Dave had settled down for a long screw. He had pulled her knees up to his

    chest. He had pulled her legs straight and put them on his shoulders. He had

    turned her hips on their side, screwing her all the while.

    Dave had come a second time and had barely allowed her to get her breath

    before his fingers were buried in her snatch.

    "He's treating me like a bitch!" She thought. The thought made her hot.

    He had played her body like a violin, keeping her on the edge of orgasm

    for minutes at a time.

    When she had had her fourth orgasm from his fingers, he had presented his

    limp organ to her face. She knew what he wanted and she looked desperately

    for a way out.

    She had gone down on Mark (and to both boyfriends before him), but never

    after sex. She didn't mind a clean cock, but to lick one that had just ...

    That was too much.

    But here was Dave, and she would have to admit that she was bothered by

    something he obviously thought was fine. He had already gone down on her, and

    after coming in her as well.

    Alice stared at the organ. Dave took the back of her head and directed

    her mouth to his cock.

    In the end it was easier to suck his cock than it was to refuse.

    Dave's cock had grown to its earlier proportions fairly quickly. Alice

    was at least fairly sure that he didn't expect her to let him erupt in her

    mouth. When he was hard he had continued to have her suck on him, guiding her

    mouth up and down, setting the tempo.

    Alice had begun to worry when he had pulled it out.

    Dave turned her back over on her hands and knees. She had pulled two of

    the pillows from the bed to put under her arms for support. He had reached

    around and was fingering her slit from behind her.

    Unable to hold still, she thrust her ass back at his cock. She wanted to

    feel his cock inside her and, oddly, she was thrilled to be getting it on her

    hands and knees again.

    The phrase, "Like a bitch!" went on and on in her head as she shoved her

    bottom out to receive his prick.

    Dave entered her slowly. He seemed to want to slow her down, to make his

    strokes as long as possible. After four strokes, he pulled out and put his

    now well lubricated cock against the rosebud of her asshole.

    He had the head in before she had stopped shoving her ass back at him,

    trying to recapture his cock.

    Dave had held her by her hip on one side and literally by her cunt on the

    other so that she couldn't dislodge him. He had kept up the rubbing action on

    her clit continuously so that she couldn't decide if it was painful

    or--terribly exciting.

    Dave continued, in small strokes, to shove his cock back further into her

    ass. She had taken it all.

    "Like a bitch!" She thought.

    He had gone into her to the hilt and rested a moment before beginning to

    fuck her ass.

    "like a bitch!" Alice thought.

    He had made her come from the dual pressure of his hand on her clit and his

    prick in her ass.

    "I'm coming, Like a bitch!'" She thought as her orgasm erupted.

    Dave had kept her coming for nearly three minutes. His hands had had to

    hold her in place to prevent her gyrations from unseating him.

    Finally his spurting into her ass ended things and the two fell in a

    semi-swoon on his large bed.

    Half an hour later Alice had put on her skirt and blouse, her underwear

    stuffed into her purse.

    Dave had driven her home just before two in the morning. She had kissed

    him in the car and walked up her steps to her house feeling very confused and

    very satisfied.

    Seeing Mark sitting in the chair in the living room had nearly stopped her

    heart.

    Alice's dress was wrinkled to death. Even if she had stopped to use

    Dave's bathroom thoroughly, the dress alone would have shown what she had been

    up to.

    Mark stood up and asked if there was any point in his staying. Alice had

    burst into tears.

    Seeing Mark was a shock, but it had crystallized her feelings for her. It

    was Mark she wanted, and she told him that.

    "Mark, I know I've hurt you, but I do love you. I'll do anything to get

    you to stay."

    Mark had stopped. "Really? Anything?"

    "Yes. Anything." Alice had managed to get both sorrow and defiance into

    her voice at the same time.

    "If I stay," Mark began, "I want an end to all your hangups about sex. If

    you can screw around on me--"

    "It wasn't ..." Alice began and thought better of it.

    "You can stop telling me that things I want are dirty." Mark continued.

    "That's the first thing."

    "O.K. Mark, just don't leave."

    "Second, you can spend the rest of the week showing me that you've turned

    over a new leaf."

    "I will, Mark, I will."

    "Third, You'll have to pay for tonight, any way I think you should."

    Alice thought of what she knew of Mark, and decided that she could endure

    anything that he might come up with.

    "Whatever you think is fair, Mark. Just remember I love you." Alice

    answered.

    "We'll see how much. Take off your clothes."

    Alice had been afraid of this. The phrase, "Like a bitch." now had a new

    meaning to her.

    She had turned her back to Mark and taken off her shirt. She hung her

    shirt on a chair, thankful that Dave hadn't been one for hickies. She took

    off her wrinkled skirt with more trepidation. Mark knew she never went out

    without panties.

    "Turn around."

    Alice tried to look demure. It was hard. Not only was she naked, but

    freshly fucked as she was, there were still traces of Dave's come on her ...

    and dripping out of her.

    Alice wished fervently for a minute alone in the bathroom. She didn't

    dare ask.

    "Come here."

    Alice walked slowly to him.

    "Lay across my lap."

    Alice had assumed that he would want to fuck her. A spanking hadn't even

    entered her mind. She could barely remember her last spanking. She had been

    in grade school and her mother had pulled down her drawers and used a hair

    brush on her young ass after finding out about a fight in school.

    With some genuine fear, Alice lay across his lap.

    Mark didn't begin spanking her at once. First he spread her legs and felt

    the sticky dampness there. Alice blushed hotly at the shame of having mark

    examine the evidence of her infidelity.

    Alice tried to hold still as Mark's fingers followed the traces up her

    legs to her sex. His finger went on onto her mound, and after a second, right

    into her well fucked hole.

    It was while Alice was trying not to react to the shame of such an

    examination that Mark slapped her ass for the first time.

    "Count them."

    "One."

    And so it went to twenty-five. With each slap, Mark's finger explored

    more of her cunt. Then with his fingers in her hole, and his thumb on her

    clit, Mark had begun the inquisition.

    He had insisted on each detail of what she had done, leaving out only the

    name of her partner. Alice was so relieved that she held nothing back ...

    for long.

    At each new act, Alice had tried to hide how easily she had allowed

    herself to be used by Dave. Each evasion brought not a new round of spanking,

    but a new level of sensation on her clit.

    By four A.M., weak with orgasms, Alice had told him every detail, save

    one. She had not told him that she had gone down on him after he had fucked

    her.

    At four-thirty, Mark had allowed her a brief respite.

    "I need to tell you some things." Mark had begun, "I believe you want me

    to stay, and that you love me.

    "I believe you will try to change, and I'll let your actions for the week

    speak for themselves.

    "I also know that you're still holding back something. We'll go over that

    tomorrow night. I'm getting too tired."

    Alice crawled up in his lap and kissed him several times. She had never

    come so many times in a single night before.

    "One last thing, "Mark continued, "listening to you has made me horny. As

    long as you're naked, it seems like a waste not to do something about it."

    Mark led her to their bedroom. He stacked pillows near the center of the

    bed. He positioned Alice over them. Standing to one side, he undressed.

    Alice's relief as he plunged into her pussy was short lived as he pulled

    out and slid his variously lubricated cock into her ass.

    THE END--

    But soon to come:

    Alice's Special Week.

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    This is my first posting ... I have more to share in the

    future if you like this, but must post anonymously, since I am

    a senior manager at a Fortune 100 company and knowledge about

    my extra-curricular activities would cause the end of my

    career.

    It was hot and steamy as we arrived at the airport in

    Brisbane for the long journey home to Boston. This was the end

    of a month-long campervan vacation in Australia, and I, for

    one, was overjoyed to be heading back to some normalcy. For an

    entire month my wife Anne (I call her "the queen") had avoided

    sex in the campervan, or anywhere else for that matter, since

    "the children are nearby." - The irony of her way of thinking

    will be evident shortly.

    Actually, she is not very interested in sex anytime, since

    she was taught by her mother that sex was "dirty." The only

    time she ever saw her parents making love, they were fully

    clothed (hike up the skirt, dear - I'll just quickly unzip.)

    Sometimes I wonder how we ever ended up with three children;

    one is grown and on her own, the two boys (Ralph, 17 and

    Trevor, 14) were with us on holiday. Because I travel

    regularly, I have opportunity for other sexual outlets during

    the year, but four plus weeks within close quarters with a

    demanding uptight woman does not give you much opportunity to

    develop alternatives.

    I had some first class upgrade coupons, but at check-in

    time was told there was only one seat available. Anne

    immediately volunteered because of her "potential for a bad

    back," and was seated in 3A. The boys and I were given 21K/L

    and 22L. This was aisle and window seating in the 2-5-2

    configuration, and the last two rows in the second section. I

    took the single seat, and let Ralph and Trevor sit together for

    the first ten-hour segment of the flight.

    An attractive woman dressed in a loose sweater and very

    tight blue jeans took the seat next to me. I could see that

    Ralph was uncomfortable and maybe even a little jealous, since

    he kept turning around to talk to me, but she was too old (29)

    to be interested in him. She introduced herself as Christine,

    "You can call me Chrissy." She was about five foot eight,

    light brown (almost blond) long hair, a nice ass - firm and

    high, breasts with an impact even through her shapeless

    sweater, and obviously in good physical condition.

    Chrissy was headed for Miami to pick up her belongings from

    a recent divorce; she and her husband had been working together

    on private yachts for eight years, and he had developed a

    cocaine habit. When he would not seek help to end his drug

    addiction, and more immediately after a close call with customs

    in Australia last year, she decided then and there to split

    from him, filed for divorce, stayed in Brisbane, and had just

    been notified the divorce was final. In the meantime, she had

    met another guy she wanted to stay with, and was going to Miami

    to settle up the property and return to her new lover. This I

    discovered during dinner conversation and over a few shared

    glasses of wine. Looking into my eyes, she confided she was

    "now free and ready for some excitement."

    The movie started, the flight attendants went around the

    cabin to lower all the shades, and Chrissy said, "I'd rather

    talk, if it's OK with you; this movie is terrible." I had also

    seen the movie and agreed. We spent the next two hours getting

    to know each other better. Chrissy at one point said, "You

    have terrific eyes, I get really turned on by eyes." We talked

    about the kids, and when she asked if I was married and learned

    about Anne in the front cabin, she thought it displayed selfish

    behavior and then never mentioned my marital status again.

    By now, the boys had fallen asleep, and just before the end

    of the movie, Chrissy excused herself for a few minutes,

    reached into the overhead bin for her carry-on (stretched long

    enough to get my mind focused on her hips and legs in those

    wonderful tight jeans,) and headed to the lavatory in the

    back. When she returned, she was wearing loose-fitting

    sweatpants, and when she asked if I minded if she lifted the

    arm dividing the seats, I replied "Of course not!" By now I

    had an idea of what she had in mind, because she had confided

    during the movie that one of her greatest turn-ons was the risk

    of discovery while having sex. "My husband was not a great

    lover, but in the close confines of the boat it was always

    exciting to fuck without anyone nearby knowing about it; I had

    more orgasms from fucking near other people than from the sex

    act itself." As she shared this with me, she was already

    visibly breathing more quickly.

    Chrissy and I arranged the blankets over both of us, now no

    longer separated, and curled up like spoons in the otherwise

    crowded seats. I started to give her a back rub, slowly

    working over her muscles by now cramped from the first five

    hours of the flight. She purred quietly, and after a while

    squirmed her shapely ass on the seat, pushing it back into my

    growing erection. With both hands I reached around under her

    loose sweater, and fondled her globes, her nipples growing

    firmer under my gentle stroking.

    Chrissy reached back and with one hand released my belt,

    then unbuckled and unbuttoned my pants. I whispered in her

    ear, "How do you do that? I can't even do that with one hand,

    and they're my pants." She laughed, and said, "Years of

    practice; don't worry, it gets better." My hard-on sprang out

    of my tight bikini briefs as she pulled the waistband forward,

    and she whispered, "I'm glad you're not wearing boxer shorts, I

    can't stand them."

    Chrissy began to stroke my cock, now slightly oozing with

    its own lubrication. She used the pre-come to help rotate her

    fingers gently around the head, stroking it with ever firmer

    pressure. I withdrew my hands from under her sweater to push

    my pants down further, allowing me to slip the briefs down

    below my swollen balls, which she now explored with her

    questing hand. Lubricating her fingers even more with her

    saliva, she alternately rubbed my balls and massaged the head

    of my dick.

    My hands were now free, and I hungrily reached forward for

    her erect nipples, shortly afterward sliding my right hand down

    her belly and slipping it under the waistband of her

    sweatpants. She was wearing no panties underneath, and the

    inside of the cotton sweats was already wet with her juices.

    As I stroked her mound, her lubrication welcomed my fingers

    into her warm wet cunt. Rubbing the juices on my fingers, I

    began to circle her clitoris and then used my fingers to stroke

    in and out of her pussy while my thumb pushed against her

    swollen clit. She was breathing harder now, and could not stop

    moving her ass around on the seat, first bucking her soaking

    cunt against my right hand, then pushing her ass back against

    my cock through the sweatpants.

    Just then, the stewardess came down the aisle, paused

    noticeably as she came up to our row, glared at me (me? why me?

    there are two of us here, you know!), almost said something,

    then apparently decided that since we were bothering nobody

    else, she would keep moving. Thank God! While we were both

    close to fully clothed at that time, there was little chance

    she could do anything legally disastrous, but who needs the

    embarrassment, or the hassle from the kids for that matter.

    As the stewardess left, Chrissy whispered. "She knows

    exactly what we are doing, and she's jealous! Now I want to

    have your prick inside me. I'll keep quiet, but I need you to

    fuck me now." With this, she lifted her ass off the seat and

    slid her sweats down below her knees, then separated her legs

    slightly and moved back so I could slide into her dripping

    pussy from behind. I moved slowly in and out as she purred and

    pushed back onto my cock quietly so we would not wake our

    neighbors.

    At the same time, I reached back around to stroke her

    clitoris easily but steadily. The appearance of the stewardess

    had startled me, and most of the urgency for release that had

    built up from her stroking my hard-on had subsided, so it was a

    nice, long, easy fuck, punctuated by her spasming in orgasm

    three times before my cock pressure built up to the point of no

    return. I came with the most excruciating pleasure I had felt

    in my life (actually for the last month, but you know how easy

    it is to lose perspective at the moment.) I felt like I

    unleashed at least a pint of come into her already dripping

    cunt. I sighed, and whispered' "Chrissy, it must have been

    heaven that sent you to this seat. You don't know how much I

    needed that."

    She then turned around in the seat to sit normally, and

    kissed me for the first time. "I needed it just as much as you

    did; you're a terrific fuck, but on top of that it's the danger

    that makes me come so much. Thanks for being here, I dreamed

    that I'd be fucked silly on this trip. As we kissed, I told

    her about my favorite turn-on. "What I like best is eating

    pussy, but there is no room here for that. Would you like to

    go to the back of the plane with me?"

    "What do you mean? In the lavatory?" she asked.

    "Yes. If we are reasonably cautious we can get in there

    without causing an uproar," I replied.

    "I've never done that before," Chrissy explained.

    "There's a first time for everything," I said, and moved to

    pull up my pants and buckle my belt. She thought about it for

    a minute, and then said, "why not, let's try it!" She drew up

    the sweatpants and tied the drawstring (I hadn't noticed there

    was one before - must not have been tied.) Then she got up and

    headed for the back of the plane, with me following directly

    behind.

    She entered the first lavatory, which was vacant (good

    thing the flight was long, and everybody was still asleep.) I

    slipped right in behind her before the flight attendants

    noticed we were even there. As I closed the door, she turned

    and we started to kiss passionately. She broke for a quick

    query, "how do you do anything in this little space?" As I

    untied the drawstring on her sweatpants, I said, "Just lift up

    and sit on the sink, and let me taste your cunt."

    Chrissy lifted, spread her legs, and I could see her cunt

    lips were still swollen from her last orgasm. I gently tongued

    her outer lips, occasionally swiveling my head to nip the

    insides of her thighs, but always returning to circle her clit,

    and as it swelled up, suck on it gently. There was no end to

    the wetness; her own lubrication, supplemented by the enormous

    load of come I had left in her pussy, dripped down both sides

    of my chin onto the stainless steel sink surface and trailed

    down her thighs.

    After tonguing her into a few more orgasms, I realized how

    hard I was getting again, and finally stood up, sliding her ass

    slightly off the surface, and drove my cock into her again

    while we exchanged extremely wet but tasty kisses, flavored by

    both of our juices. Such a short time after the last fuck, and

    she was sooo wet; this time it lasted at least twenty minutes,

    both of us sighing and savoring the overwhelming sensations

    coursing through our bodies. Finally, after a slow buildup

    that I never wanted to end, I came again, not as much this

    time, but she sensed it and started bucking hard just at the

    same moment. The pleasure was so intense it was almost

    painful.

    The light came on to return to the cabin, and after a few

    minutes we were able to adjust ourselves to some degree of

    presentability to return to our seats. Just as we opened the

    door, the same stewardess was looking right into my eyes. She

    said angrily, "Please return to your seats and stay there. We

    have some turbulence and the captain has turned on the seat

    belt sign." I couldn't help but think that maybe we were the

    cause of the turbulence, but then that's just my imagination

    running away with me again.

    As we settled in to the seats, Chrissy pushed the seat

    divider down, saying, "I think everyone is waking up, let's not

    embarrass your boys." The breakfast service was beginning, the

    cabin lights were turned on, and we were again two strangers

    who happened to be sitting next to each other on the plane.

    The secret of our mile-high lovemaking was secure.

    We exchanged addresses, but with her in Brisbane and me in

    Boston it's not likely we'll ever meet again. Both of us

    promised to use caution in contacting each other should the

    opportunity arise, so our current SO would not be disturbed,

    but also promised to get together if possible again.

    I said goodbye to Chrissy at the seat, and went forward

    with the unsuspecting boys to deplane.

    As we got to the end of the ramp in the terminal, I asked

    Anne, "How was your flight?"

    "Great," she replied, "one of the most relaxing ever."

    "Me too!"

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    A true story that really happend to me.

    I had this really good friend named Dave who also had a friend

    named Rusty. Well, Rusty had this really knockout girlfriend named

    Candy. Dave is a real bullshitter and I didn't believe half of the

    wild stories he told, so I just ignored his comments about how wild

    Candy got when she got drunk. He told me how Rusty was the type of

    guy that only wanted it about once or twice a week and Candy wanted it

    once or twice an hour. Since she was a "good little girl" she

    couldn't really cheat on Rusty, but if you got her drunk, she would do

    anything and not feel guilty about it.

    One day Dave told me he was going to prove to me how wild Candy

    really was. He had arranged for us to meet her at the local Pizza Hut

    for pizza and beer. When she met us I noticed that the dress she was

    wearing was really unusual in that it was made almost exactly like a

    raincoat, buttons down the front with a belt around the middle. I

    also noticed a lot of cleavage and her shapely claves encased in

    fishnet stockings.

    We sat down and ordered our pizza and two pitchers of beer. When

    the beer arrived, Candy said that she didn't want to drink any because

    she didn't like the taste. Well, after our pizza arrived Candy gave

    in and poured herself a glass of beer. When we were done with the

    pizza, we were also done with the beer and Candy had only had one. We

    soon ordered two more pitchers and convinced Candy that the only way

    for her to drink with us was to "chug" each glass so she wouldn't

    taste it so much. After "chugging" about six or seven glasses of

    beer, Candy was being as sweet as her name. She had unbuttoned two of

    the lower buttons on her dress so that she could mover her legs enough

    to play footsie under the table with me. As we were leaving, Dave was

    getting in the driver's side of the car and I was waiting for him to

    unlock the passenger door when Candy called out to me. She was

    standing in the center of the parking lot and when I turned she opened

    up her dress and showed me a braless cutout corsett with garters and

    stockings. Her nipples were about the size of a quarter and looked

    like Hershey's Kisses in the cool evening air. Her bush was a light

    strawberry blonde that looked like the hair was very thin or recently

    trimmed. About then I realized that we were in the middle of a city

    with about 100,000 people in it and it was still daylight at 8 P.M.

    Dave unlocked the door and we got into the car. Nothing else happened

    that night, but Candy and I became drinking buddies for several

    months.

    One evening about 4 months later Candy called me and invited me

    and my bottle of rum over to her apartment for margaritas. I quickly

    showered, dressed, hit the liquor store and was at her apartment in

    about 20 minutes. When I got there I thought something was up because

    Rusty was working night shift and Candy's roommate was out for the

    rest of the night with her new beau. Candy made the mistake of

    letting me make the margaritas and I loaded about a cup of rum into

    each one of the drinks. After our third round Candy was feeling real

    loose.

    Our casual conversation suddenly turned sexy when candy asked if

    I had liked her lingere that night at Pizza Hut. I said that I loved

    lingere but had trouble finding women who were into it as much as I

    was. When Candy heard that I loved lingere she offered to give me a

    fashion show of her lingere collection. I quickly agreed and she

    disappeared into the bedroom to change.

    The first outfit she came out in really knocked my socks off. It

    was a basic white bra with frilly lace accross the top edge of the

    cups. The lace was cut just low enough to expose the top half of each

    perky brown nipple. She was wearing white garters that rode perfectly

    across her slender, full hips with four long, lacy straps leading down

    to her white stockings. The stockings were the sheer white kind that

    sparkle in the light and she was moving around alot to produce the

    best possible effect with the little light available. She was wearing

    white lace panties that were no more that two triangles of cloth held

    together by lace straps. The front panel was transparent enough that

    I could see her light bush and a hint of pussy lips. She really knew

    what she was doing because she had put her panites on over the garters

    so she could take off her panties without removing the garters.

    The fashion show didn't get any further then because Candy sat

    down next to me and started necking. Being fully clothed and in the

    arms of this green-eyed, red-haired beauty while she was only clad in

    her underwear was more than I could stand. I got up and started to

    undress when Candy said "Let me do that for you." Candy undresses me

    but made it a point not to touch me. She laid back on the couch and

    handed me a vibrator that had magically appeared in her hand. "Do me

    with this," she said. I took the vibrator from her and turned it on,

    adjusting the speed to a very slow, humming speed. I started out on

    her nipples and when they got good and hard I pushed the cups of her

    bra down to expose them to my tongue. With one nipple in my mouth and

    my left hand on the other, my right hand moved the vibrator around her

    crotch and upper legs.

    After about five minutes of playing this way I started to move

    the vibrator into her cunt. I slowly tickled the outer lips of her

    pussy with the tip of the vibrator and watched as her pussy unfolded

    like a lovely flower. The vibrator was already slick with her pussy

    juices that were leaking out of her like a lake draining so I pushed

    it slowly up into her pussy. I kept pushing until all eight vibrating

    inches were burried in her cunt. We moved into a sixty-nine position

    so she could suck my cock and I could lick on her clit while I diddled

    her with the vibrator.

    I finally removed the vibrator from her pussy and decided to get

    down to some serious cunt lapping. I shoved two fingers of my left

    hand up into her pussy and started to dig around until I found the

    magic spot. Once I had done this I sucked her clit into my mouth and

    pushed up on the spot. Candy started squealing and bucking like she

    was being electricuted and pussy juice coated my face and my arm down

    to the elbow. Suddenly Candy stopped thrashing about and just lay

    there breathing rapidly and deeply. Without any warning at all Candy

    pissed all over the couch but didn't seem to notice or to wake up.

    After about five minutes Candy woke up and was really embarassed about

    peeing on the couch. Apparently she was totally knocked out by the

    series of multiple orgasms. When she got her composure back she said,

    "You can do anything you like."

    When I heard this I was ecstatic. I first shoved my hard dick, I

    still hadn't come yet, up her juicy cunt and then shoved a finger up

    her asshole. After ten minutes of slow fucking and several orgasms by

    Candy I lifted her legs over my shoulders. From this position I

    withdrew my cock in a long slow stroke that made a popping sound when

    it finally came out. Candy whimpered for me to put it back in her

    when I pulled out but I had other ideas. I put my cunt juice

    slickened dick right up to her anus and began to push. Candy was

    obviously no stranger to anal sex because she relaxed and shoved right

    back until my balls hit her ass. Then she started bucking and I

    started pushing. This time the strokes were long, hard, and fast.

    Candy grabbed the vibrator off the floor and pushed it into her cunt

    with such savage force that I thought that she might hurt herself.

    The vibrations were too much for Candy and she came twice real close

    together then I was ready to come. Candy stopped me and told me to

    come in her mouth so I withdrew my dick and, with her legs around my

    thighs, shoved it into her mouth. With Candy sucking on the head of

    my dick, one hand playing with my balls, and one finger of her other

    hand up my asshole I came what seemed like gallons. Candy drank it

    all down like a pro and then complimented me on my lovemaking.

    I saw Candy regularly and more kinkily for several more months

    and then she finally made a commitment to be true to Rusty and as far

    as I know she hasn't broken it. She always knows that if she wants

    anything in the way of sex she can call me.

  5. Re:3rd post! on Citizen/IBM To Make A Linux Watch · · Score: 0


    It was hot and steamy as we arrived at the airport in Bris-

    bane for the long journey home to Boston. This was the end of a

    month-long campervan vacation in Australia, and I, for one, was

    overjoyed to be heading back to some normalcy. For an entire

    month my wife Anne (I call her "the queen") had avoided sex in

    the campervan, or anywhere else for that matter, since "the

    children are nearby." - The irony of her way of thinking will be

    evident shortly.

    Actually, she is not very interested in sex anytime, since

    she was taught by her mother that sex was "dirty." The only time

    she ever saw her parents making love, they were fully clothed

    (hike up the skirt, dear - I'll just quickly unzip.) Sometimes I

    wonder how we ever ended up with three children; one is grown and

    on her own, the two boys (Ralph, 17 and Trevor, 14) were with us

    on holiday. Because I travel regularly, I have opportunity for

    other sexual outlets during the year, but four plus weeks within

    close quarters with a demanding uptight woman does not give you

    much opportunity to develop alternatives.

    I had some first class upgrade coupons, but at check-in time

    was told there was only one seat available. Anne immediately

    volunteered because of her "potential for a bad back," and was

    seated in 3A. The boys and I were given 21K/L and 22L. This was

    aisle and window seating in the 2-5-2 configuration, and the last

    two rows in the second section. I took the single seat, and let

    Ralph and Trevor sit together for the first ten-hour segment of

    the flight.

    An attractive woman dressed in a loose sweater and very tight

    blue jeans took the seat next to me. I could see that Ralph was

    uncomfortable and maybe even a little jealous, since he kept

    turning around to talk to me, but she was too old (29) to be

    interested in him. She introduced herself as Christine, "You can

    call me Chrissy." She was about five foot eight, light brown

    (almost blond) long hair, a nice ass - firm and high, breasts

    with an impact even through her shapeless sweater, and obviously

    in good physical condition.

    Chrissy was headed for Miami to pick up her belongings from a

    recent divorce; she and her husband had been working together on

    private yachts for eight years, and he had developed a cocaine

    habit. When he would not seek help to end his drug addiction,

    and more immediately after a close call with customs in Australia

    last year, she decided then and there to split from him, filed

    for divorce, stayed in Brisbane, and had just been notified the

    divorce was final. In the meantime, she had met another guy she

    wanted to stay with, and was going to Miami to settle up the

    property and return to her new lover. This I discovered during

    dinner conversation and over a few shared glasses of wine.

    Looking into my eyes, she confided she was "now free and ready

    for some excitement."

    The movie started, the flight attendants went around the

    cabin to lower all the shades, and Chrissy said, "I'd rather

    talk, if it's OK with you; this movie is terrible." I had also

    seen the movie and agreed. We spent the next two hours getting

    to know each other better. Chrissy at one point said, "You have

    terrific eyes, I get really turned on by eyes." We talked about

    the kids, and when she asked if I was married and learned about

    Anne in the front cabin, she thought it displayed selfish behav-

    ior and then never mentioned my marital status again.

    By now, the boys had fallen asleep, and just before the end

    of the movie, Chrissy excused herself for a few minutes, reached

    into the overhead bin for her carry-on (stretched long enough to

    get my mind focused on her hips and legs in those wonderful tight

    jeans,) and headed to the lavatory in the back. When she re-

    turned, she was wearing loose-fitting sweatpants, and when she

    asked if I minded if she lifted the arm dividing the seats, I

    replied "Of course not!" By now I had an idea of what she had in

    mind, because she had confided during the movie that one of her

    greatest turn-ons was the risk of discovery while having sex.

    "My husband was not a great lover, but in the close confines of

    the boat it was always exciting to fuck without anyone nearby

    knowing about it; I had more orgasms from fucking near other

    people than from the sex act itself." As she shared this with

    me, she was already visibly breathing more quickly.

    Chrissy and I arranged the blankets over both of us, now no

    longer separated, and curled up like spoons in the otherwise

    crowded seats. I started to give her a back rub, slowly working

    over her muscles by now cramped from the first five hours of the

    flight. She purred quietly, and after a while squirmed her

    shapely ass on the seat, pushing it back into my

    growing erection. With both hands I reached around under her

    loose sweater, and fondled her globes, her nipples growing firmer

    under my gentle stroking.

    Chrissy reached back and with one hand released my belt, then

    unbuckled and unbuttoned my pants. I whispered in her ear, "How

    do you do that? I can't even do that with one hand, and they're

    my pants."

    She laughed, and said, "Years of practice; don't worry, it

    gets better." My hard-on sprang out of my tight bikini briefs as

    she pulled the waistband forward, and she whispered, "I'm glad

    you're not wearing boxer shorts, I can't stand them."

    Chrissy began to stroke my cock, now slightly oozing with its

    own lubrication. She used the pre-come to help rotate her fin-

    gers gently around the head, stroking it with ever firmer pres-

    sure. I withdrew my hands from under her sweater to push my

    pants down further, allowing me to slip the briefs down below my

    swollen balls, which she now explored with her questing hand.

    Lubricating her fingers even more with her saliva, she alternate-

    ly rubbed my balls and massaged the head of my dick.

    My hands were now free, and I hungrily reached forward for

    her erect nipples, shortly afterward sliding my right hand down

    her belly and slipping it under the waistband of her sweatpants.

    She was wearing no panties underneath, and the inside of the

    cotton sweats was already wet with her juices. As I stroked her

    mound, her lubrication welcomed my fingers into her warm wet

    cunt. Rubbing the juices on my fingers, I began to circle her

    clitoris and then used my fingers to stroke in and out of her

    pussy while my thumb pushed against her swollen clit. She was

    breathing harder now, and could not stop moving her ass around on

    the seat, first bucking her soaking cunt against my right hand,

    then pushing her ass back against my cock through the sweatpants.

    Just then, the stewardess came down the aisle, paused notice-

    ably as she came up to our row, glared at me (me? why me? there

    are two of us here, you know!), almost said something, then

    apparently decided that since we were bothering nobody else, she

    would keep moving. Thank God! While we were both close to fully

    clothed at that time, there was little chance she could do any-

    thing legally disastrous, but who needs the embarrassment, or the

    hassle from the kids for that matter.

    As the stewardess left, Chrissy whispered. "She knows exact-

    ly what we are doing, and she's jealous! Now I want to have your

    prick inside me. I'll keep quiet, but I need you to fuck me

    now." With this, she lifted her ass off the seat and slid her

    sweats down below her knees, then separated her legs slightly and

    moved back so I could slide into her dripping pussy from behind.

    I moved slowly in and out as she purred and pushed back onto my

    cock quietly so we would not wake our neighbors.

    At the same time, I reached back around to stroke her clito-

    ris easily but steadily. The appearance of the stewardess had

    startled me, and most of the urgency for release that had built

    up from her stroking my hard-on had subsided, so it was a nice,

    long, easy fuck, punctuated by her spasming in orgasm three times

    before my cock pressure built up to the point of no return. I

    came with the most excruciating pleasure I had felt in my life

    (actually for the last month, but you know how easy it is to lose

    perspective at the moment.) I felt like I unleashed at least a

    pint of come into her already dripping cunt. I sighed, and

    whispered' "Chrissy, it must have been heaven that sent you to

    this seat. You don't know how much I needed that."

    She then turned around in the seat to sit normally, and

    kissed me for the first time. "I needed it just as much as you

    did; you're a terrific fuck, but on top of that it's the danger

    that makes me come so much. Thanks for being here, I dreamed

    that I'd be fucked silly on this trip. As we kissed, I told her

    about my favorite turn-on. "What I like best is eating pussy,

    but there is no room here for that. Would you like to go to the

    back of the plane with me?"

    "What do you mean? In the lavatory?" she asked.

    "Yes. If we are reasonably cautious we can get in there

    without causing an uproar," I replied.

    "I've never done that before," Chrissy explained.

    "There's a first time for everything," I said, and moved to

    pull up my pants and buckle my belt. She thought about it for a

    minute, and then said, "why not, let's try it!" She drew up the

    sweatpants and tied the drawstring (I hadn't noticed there was

    one before - must not have been tied.) Then she got up and

    headed for the back of the plane, with me following directly

    behind.

    She entered the first lavatory, which was vacant (good thing

    the flight was long, and everybody was still asleep.) I slipped

    right in behind her before the flight attendants noticed we were

    even there. As I closed the door, she turned and we started to

    kiss passionately. She broke for a quick query, "how do you do

    anything in this little space?" As I untied the drawstring on

    her sweatpants, I said, "Just lift up and sit on the sink, and

    let me taste your cunt."

    Chrissy lifted, spread her legs, and I could see her cunt

    lips were still swollen from her last orgasm. I gently tongued

    her outer lips, occasionally swiveling my head to nip the insides

    of her thighs, but always returning to circle her clit, and as it

    swelled up, suck on it gently. There was no end to the wetness;

    her own lubrication, supplemented by the enormous load of come I

    had left in her pussy, dripped down both sides of my chin onto

    the stainless steel sink surface and trailed down her thighs.

    After tonguing her into a few more orgasms, I realized how

    hard I was getting again, and finally stood up, sliding her ass

    slightly off the surface, and drove my cock into her again while

    we exchanged extremely wet but tasty kisses, flavored by both of

    our juices. Such a short time after the last fuck, and she was

    sooo wet; this time it lasted at least twenty minutes, both of us

    sighing and savoring the overwhelming sensations coursing through

    our bodies. Finally, after a slow buildup that I never wanted to

    end, I came again, not as much this time, but she sensed it and

    started bucking hard just at the same moment. The pleasure was

    so intense it was almost painful.

    The light came on to return to the cabin, and after a few

    minutes we were able to adjust ourselves to some degree of

    presentability to return to our seats. Just as we opened the

    door, the same stewardess was looking right into my eyes. She

    said angrily, "Please return to your seats and stay there. We

    have some turbulence and the captain has turned on the seat

    belt sign." I couldn't help but think that maybe we were the

    cause of the turbulence, but then that's just my imagination

    running away with me again.

    As we settled in to the seats, Chrissy pushed the seat divid-

    er down, saying, "I think everyone is waking up, let's not embar-

    rass your boys." The breakfast service was beginning, the cabin

    lights were turned on, and we were again two strangers who hap-

    pened to be sitting next to each other on the plane. The secret

    of our mile-high lovemaking was secure.

    We exchanged addresses, but with her in Brisbane and me in

    Boston it's not likely we'll ever meet again. Both of us prom-

    ised to use caution in contacting each other should the opportu-

    nity arise, so our current SO would not be disturbed, but also

    promised to get together if possible again.

    I said goodbye to Chrissy at the seat, and went forward with

    the unsuspecting boys to deplane.

    As we got to the end of the ramp in the terminal, I asked

    Anne, "How was your flight?"

    "Great," she replied, "one of the most relaxing ever."

    "Me too!"

  6. Re:God Bless America. on More Links And Updates On Terrorist Attacks · · Score: -1

    and once more, i point you to: http://boris.st.hmc.edu/~jeff/american.jpg

  7. Re:Old PC on Choosing a Router/Firewall for the Home LAN · · Score: -1

    web server .. and then make sure that your webmail client supports connecting to remote hosts. most webmail applications use IMAP or POP3, and in those, you can specify WHICH SERVER you wish to connect to... in this case, a user connecting to the web front end would allow the webserver to connect to the mail server via IMAP/POP3, and the mail server wouldnt need any traffic to 80 at all.

  8. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS on Sklyarov, Elcomsoft Plead Not Guilty · · Score: -1

    heh, even the meta-trolls get modded up these days ... sad, very very sad.

  9. 7000+ users on redhat, no big deal on A Case for Linux in the Corporation · · Score: -1

    So, they've got 7000 users on a brand new redhat framework, my questions is, do they, like me, possess

    WARM BAWLS

    ?

  10. To the dumbass who modded this offtopic: on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: -1

    You are truly stupid. Do you have no idea what's going on? Do you not realize that the site is /.'ed? This is the complete opposite of "offtopic", it's, by definition, on topic, as it is a MIRROR FUCKING COPY of what nobody else can see.

  11. Re:Google's cached site on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: 1, Informative

    this has been proposed before, and they have a good reason for NOT caching news stories: it takes control of the story out of the hands of the original poster, making it unable for the person to shut down their site if they want privacy, and making slashdot responsible for posting potentially illegal material (remember all the DeCSS things linked to in the past?) ... they cant cache it, but they should at least warn the webmasters before posting it. Typically /.'ing is just a misconfigured (max processes = 15 by default, right?) apache server, especially in a university setting.

  12. One story mirrored below on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I got one story before it died ....

    Demonstrations 04 & 05

    Flammable vapours

    Continuing the theme of combustion this is an attempt to model an incident that occurred in a small garage local to where MH lives in Sheffield. In these spectacular experiments dihydrogen, diethyl ether and alcohol are burned.

    Liquids that vaporise easily at ambient temperature to form heavy vapours pose particular hazards during handling e.g. when transferring from one container to another, or when spilled.

    Petrol is the most common of these fluids and serious accidents have occurred during handling due to flashback from sources of ignition often at considerable distance away. Because the heavy vapour spreads along the ground it does not readily defuse into the air and become diluted below its explosive/flammable limit so the, even outdoors, it can be very dangerous. People attempting to kindle garden fires or BBQ's with petrol have all too often been engulfed in flames due to the spread of the vapour beyond the intended area. Similarly liquid petroleum gas (LPG) has also caused appalling accidents when 'fire balls' have formed due to the ignition of dense clouds of the gas. Butane has a density of more than twice that of air.

    These experiments attempt to simulate, and so demonstrate, this phenomenon. Diethyl ether is used because it has a combination of high vapour pressure (440mm Hg at 20C) and density (2.55 {air = 1}) and has been responsible for many accidents in the laboratory and the chemical industry where it is often used as a solvent in chemical processes.

    In the first demonstration a length of extruded aluminium angle is set up to form a channel along the length of the lecture bench (some five meters) such that one end is at bench level and the other some 150cm higher. In the video this is said to represent the floor of a garage (set sloping in order to reduce the experimentation time) and a wad of burning cotton wool soaked with a little alcohol at the lower end is said to represent someone welding (a source of ignition). Balloons are attached at the high end. These are filled with hydrogen gas except the yellow one to which a little oxygen had been added in addition to the hydrogen (the story line has these to emphasise the effect of a leaking fuel tank exploding). Sufficient diethyl ether wars added to the high end of the channel (representing a petrol leak) such that it was all vaporised by the time it had reached about half way down. The heavy vapour continued down the remaining 2.5m and was ignited on reaching the 'welder'. The thunderous sound of the explosion it impossible to reproduce from the video but some compensation is afforded if the exploding balloons are played back frame by frame.

    The speed of the (defusion) flame front along the channel was quite slow due to the lack of mixing of the vapour with the air. In reality air movement, particularly if it were outdoors, would pre mix some of the ether and air. The second experiment attempts to simulate this. The storyline here is that the space enclosed by the Perspex safety screens represents a laboratory and the candle represents a Bunsen burner. Diethyl ether (15ml) is spilled on the floor a metal tray and left to evaporate. Later a small electric fan is started to create a draught and so mix the vapour and the air. When this pre-mixture reaches the source of ignition the resulting conflagration is very rapid and if were much larger or confined, an explosion would occur. See also experiments 7 and 15a.

    This is one occasion when seeing it in real time is less impressive than the series of single frames, there are 25 each second. The series of diagonal stripes from top left to bottom right, to be seen on one of the frames, are vertical, or near vertical, oscillations (pressure regions). They are slanting because of the way the image is scanned by the camera, left to right, top to bottom.

    By using video frames as units of time (each represents 40ms) the relative velocities of the near diffusion flame-front and the pre-mixed flame-front can be, roughly, determined. Since the same synchronisation pulse as received by all three cameras any combination could be used for this purpose. I used camera three for the (near diffusion) flame on the channel and counted the number of frames that showed it passing the front of the safety screen enclosure. The images on the video are from another camera and are not useful for this. I used frames from camera one for the pre-mixed flame-front which is the one use for the video at that time. I got the following results:

    Number of frames taken for the 'diffusion' flame to traverse the enclosure front = 17 (= 680ms)

    Number of frames taken for the pre-mixed flame to traverse the enclosure front = 7 (= 280ms)

    Relative velocities 680/280 = 2.4.

    So the pre-mixed flame travelled about two and a half time faster than the diffusion flame. However, until the flame was bounded by the walls of the enclosure the increase in volume was 2.43 faster i.e. about 14 times!

    HAZARDS

    The main hazards are exemplified by the demonstration itself. . Diethyl ether has a high vapour pressure (440mm Hg at 20C) and density (2.55 {air = 1}) and a low auto ignition temperature (not flash point!) of between 180 and 190C. Air/ether mixtures containing >1.85% v/v of diethyl ether vapour are constitute an explosive hazard.

    Explosive peroxides (ethylidene peroxide polymers') may be formed on exposure to air and light, and particularly when evaporated to dryness. These peroxides have been known to form around the stoppers of container of diethyl ether that have been left unopened for long periods. Although not relevant to this experiment it is worth pointing out that ether is a good electrical insulator and when very dry (saturated ether contains 1.2% water at 20C), shaking etc. can produce sufficient static electricity to cause ignition of the vapour.

    Diethyl ether is mildly irritating to skin and mucous membranes. Inhalation of high concentrations causes narcosis1.

    Hydrogen gas is very flammable and yields explosive mixtures with air. The stoichiometric mixture should be avoided because the explosion is too loud. The audience should be, at least, three meters from the balloons.

    DISPOSAL

    Immediately after the explosion a careful check should be made to make sure that no debris from the balloons are burning2. I have performed this demonstration over 70 times (>280 balloons) and have not found this to happen but one should be aware that it could! The cotton wool should be extinguished by covering with a watch glass and left to cool.

    References.

    1. P. G. Stecher, (Editor) The Merk Index Eighth edition, 1968 p. 483

    2. B. Iddon, The Magic of Chemistry BDH Product Code: 57045 ISNN: 0 9800439 6 6 1985 p. ii

  13. dont try this at home???? on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: -1, Troll

    why the fuck not?

  14. Re:No need to write to Trident on Trident Micro Changes Policy Toward XFree86 · · Score: 0

    Well, a few users wont ever convince HP or ACER not to ship trident cards.

    On the other hand, as the third email in the original [Xpert] thread points out:
    Significant amounts of well-reasoned arguments in emails from end users might possibly have an impact. Of course, as soon as this hits /., they will get 10 times as much flamage as reasoned argument, and be even more convinced that Open Source is not where they care to invest their efforts.

    Clear, well worded arguments might help. Flames wont.

  15. uh, so who's gonna buy this out, and for how much? on Full-Screen Video Over 28.8k: The Claims Continue · · Score: 0



    Holmes expects many programme suppliers to want to form alliances once they understand the potential. "This is the first time I have ever heard of a technology that can service so many houses from one server at such high quality ... People have asked me to speculate and I blush at the options. It will offer many new revenue streams and enable households to be reached that are currently monopolised by very large companies."


    And they dont expect this new technology to be bought, and exploited, by one of these already existing monopolies? And once purchased, don't they assume that it will just add to the existing monopolies?

    Call me a skeptic, but this is going to be something that AOL or MS or someone pays a lot of money to buy, and then makes it completely proprietary. And that's assuming that it GETS to the consumer market without getting squashed by legal troubles.

  16. Re:Mouse cells? on Stem Cell Problems Slow Research · · Score: -1

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    blah.

  17. Re:Stolen Bird on Stem Cell Problems Slow Research · · Score: -1

    nice penis bird, but the question remains...does it have

    WARM BAWLS?

  18. Re:Hey! on Viruses, Trojans And Worms -- Unplugged? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm an AC, too, but I'm not lame, cus I've got

    WARM BAWLS!

  19. Re:Pay attention CmdrTaco! on Scientific Elites vs. Illiterates · · Score: -1

    that was impressive, even for an a/c.... quite possibly the most accurate, insightful comment i've seen on /. all damn day.

  20. Re:because... on SSH Vulnerability and the Future of SSL · · Score: -1

    uh, blow me, k?

  21. Re:Yeah but on What Happens To -AC (And Other) Kernel Mods? · · Score: 0

    ok, and what about the 3com driver/APIC updates that were supposedly fixed in the -ac tree (the ones that kept SMP boxes with APIC handling from dying under high network load with 3c905 network cards?), are these ever going to make it into the linus kernel?

    We had to go buy new cards, because upgrading from 2.2 to 2.4 made backups impossible, as high network/processor load caused problems at least one night a week, forcing us to power cycle the backup machine.

  22. DB crash explained: Anne did it on A Physicist with the Air Force · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's now common knowledge that the database was brought down with a packet storm directed at port 3306, in retaliation for OSDN/Andover refusing to settle the sexual harassment case involving the female network admin who was fired after refusing to engage in oral sex with one of the editors.

  23. Re:Jailed Under a Bad Law on Sklyarov, Bunner (DVD CCA) Hearings Thursday · · Score: -1, Troll

    But when fucking John Cleese comes out and says American comedy is better [yahoo.com], well I guess its time to reevaluate my position. I guess we really are superior to you Brits in every way.

    Well, there were some other things in that story ... including specific examples ... perhaps you should read it again?

  24. Re:You asked for it, you got it on Sklyarov, Bunner (DVD CCA) Hearings Thursday · · Score: -1

    what? are you saying it's not interesting?

  25. Re:Good links re DCMA, but ... on Sklyarov, Bunner (DVD CCA) Hearings Thursday · · Score: -1, Troll

    Reuters had some feeds... posted on in yahoo's news section ...