My cocky chops were just slurped. Who slurped them? Well, it might have been my fetid as fuck friend. Oh, my rotten little friend is in love with your smelly asshole! Let's mash them together until a concoction unlike any the world has ever seen before emerges from your foul rectum! What say you?
Why do you continue to cower? Because you're afraid of me. Afraid of the snaps I'll slurp. Your rancid asshole will soon be filled with my fetid goodies, and everyone will have rectum soup for dinner. Well, what say you, hm?
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became faster than e
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became fa
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became faster than e
Exactly. No government throughout history has let the chance to abuse their powers slip by, so there's really no reason to trust them at all. The US government has abused its powers numerous times already, so that's even less of a reason to trust them.
I think the way they put it was pretty silly, but the point is that if it is possible for the government to demand the raw data and get it, it's possible for an 'evil' attacker to get that data as well. You can't even assume the government isn't evil.
It makes perfect sense to me. Taking into account the possibility of corruption or abuse is what any intelligent person should do, and since freedom is more important than safety, it absolutely makes sense to try to make it much more difficult for even the government to get access to people's information.
I don't know if you're trying to trivialize it or not, but it is a very serious issue.
Comprehensive detail about every electronic transaction made on the other hand.... meh.
That's also a serious issue.
Selective outrage. That's all it is.
You're seeing more about the NSA because of the Snowden links. Since people want to see news, stories are usually about things that are relatively new. You can't conclude from this that people aren't concerned about other things as well.
I'm not sure how dismissing the idea that privacy activists generally scream bloody murder over "every little thing" proves your point. How often does this happen? What issues are you talking about? Why did you refer to privacy activists as a single group?
Same to you, I suppose? You can't really trust anyone unless they've proven themselves, and I would imagine almost no one here has done that in such a way that other users here would know about it.
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My cocky chops were just slurped. Who slurped them? Well, it might have been my fetid as fuck friend. Oh, my rotten little friend is in love with your smelly asshole! Let's mash them together until a concoction unlike any the world has ever seen before emerges from your foul rectum! What say you?
If someone says something that you don't like, get government thugs to harass them.
You obviously don't have children.
Please take my advice: don't.
Perhaps the internet should be regulated like Alcohol and Tobacco, where access is permitted only once a certain age of maturity has been reached.
Not only would that be completely unenforceable, but it's also an awful, draconian idea.
We've let them use the internet, and this "bullying" epidemic is what it has led up to.
So you suggest that we punish everyone (in a certain group) because of some bullies and an imaginary epidemic. Not sure I agree.
Why do you continue to cower? Because you're afraid of me. Afraid of the snaps I'll slurp. Your rancid asshole will soon be filled with my fetid goodies, and everyone will have rectum soup for dinner. Well, what say you, hm?
but I have no problem with the government spying on my communications and seeing what porn I watch
Then you're ignorant about the importance of privacy.
the only problem I have is with how this information is used.
Given the sorts of governments we've seen throughout history, it would be foolish to believe that the information would not be abused.
Right?
Right?!?
Given that it was posted on Facebook, I'm not sure about it being "personal," but this story certainly involves government thugs.
Wow! What do we have here? Some sort of grand experiment is unfolding, and you're in the middle of it all...
Don't read this... it is a curse...
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became faster than e
snap
Don't read this... it is a curse...
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became fa
Don't read this... it is a curse...
In 1994, an adventurous young lad named Winston was frolicking about in his neighborhood and eventually discovered an ominous-looking building. Winston, being the fearless young lad that he was, decided to investigate the building with the hope that he'd discover something new and exciting all by himself. After wandering around the building for a period of time no longer than a few minutes, Winston came across an unblocked entrance that lead into a dark room; from his position, he could see that a small area in the middle of the room was illuminated by some sort of spotlight. Winston, feeling as if he was being drawn into the building, decided to head inside to see what this mysterious place had to offer.
Winston immediately began regretting his decision to enter the building as soon as he noticed numerous shady individuals surrounding the spotlight he had seen previously. In the spotlight, Winston saw a naked little boy that looked exactly like him; curious, he slowly approached the light. By the time Winston was no more than twenty feet away from his lookalike, he could tell that the boy in the spotlight did indeed look exactly like himself, and that the spotlight boy had his precious ass pointed up in the air. At this point, Winston noticed that had no body, and from that he surmised that the boy who resided in the middle of the spotlight was no imposter, but he himself!
Winston, now terror-struck, wondered how he could be viewing events while outside of his body, as if he were a ghost. The boy, being quite bright, quickly figured out that he was no ghost, but something along the lines of a disembodied perspective; an observer. Not only was Winston now little more than a perspective, but he could somehow feel what his body was experiencing. As question after question surfaced in Winston's mind, an entity that would make him dread his vacuous decision to enter this building appeared right behind his real body's bootyass. "What is that!?" Winston screamed to himself. Winston stared intently and discerned the entity's true nature; it was an ET doll, and it was moving of its own accord! Even a cursory glance of this enigmatic entity would be enough to tell one that it was malevolent by its very nature, and Winston, being a little boy, became absolutely terrified at the mere sight of it...
The misfortunate young boy then noticed that the shady individuals he'd took notice of when he entered the building began whispering to one another. "It's beginning. I can't wait!" said one shadowy figure. "A grand experiment is about to unfold; an experiment unlike any the world has ever seen before!" said another. Every last one of the shady figures were standing outside of the spotlight and were surrounding it, as if they were an audience to some event that was about to take place. The whispers came to a sudden halt when the ET doll began to move closer and closer to Winston's prized bootyass. It was at this point that poor little Winston realized that an experiment was taking place in this building, and that he was the test subject!
The ET doll drew near Winston's vulnerable little ass and stuck its hand up in the air. Winston, at this point, had already succumbed to trepidation, but he still attempted to stop the malicious entity from taking any further actions. Unfortunately, Winston, being a mere observer, could do nothing but watch in horror as the experiment unfolded before his very eyes! The ET doll began screaming "Ba la la la leh leh leh!" repeatedly, and not long after that was when it began to conduct the much-anticipated experiment. The malicious entity then began jabbing its hand into Winston's asshole while repeating that same phrase again and again. What followed was not pain, but excruciating ass tickle!
"It tickles! It tickles horribly!" Winston screamed in his mind. Winston tried his utmost to stop the evil doll from harming him any further, but he could not move a single cheek! The speed of the ET doll's movements quickly became faster than e
should we also design roads that police cars can't drive on because criminals might drive on them too?
Who are you protecting in that case? In this case, you're actually trying to protect people and their data.
Exactly. No government throughout history has let the chance to abuse their powers slip by, so there's really no reason to trust them at all. The US government has abused its powers numerous times already, so that's even less of a reason to trust them.
I think the way they put it was pretty silly, but the point is that if it is possible for the government to demand the raw data and get it, it's possible for an 'evil' attacker to get that data as well. You can't even assume the government isn't evil.
It makes perfect sense to me. Taking into account the possibility of corruption or abuse is what any intelligent person should do, and since freedom is more important than safety, it absolutely makes sense to try to make it much more difficult for even the government to get access to people's information.
Very much so.
""They're getting metadata from my callz!!!1""
I don't know if you're trying to trivialize it or not, but it is a very serious issue.
Comprehensive detail about every electronic transaction made on the other hand.... meh.
That's also a serious issue.
Selective outrage. That's all it is.
You're seeing more about the NSA because of the Snowden links. Since people want to see news, stories are usually about things that are relatively new. You can't conclude from this that people aren't concerned about other things as well.
If people believe that the NSA dragnet is such a good thing for us all, let's change the constitution to be clear in allowing it.
Well, at least then our own constitution would spell out the fact that tyranny is alive and well... but I'm not sure that would be a good thing.
I'm not sure how dismissing the idea that privacy activists generally scream bloody murder over "every little thing" proves your point. How often does this happen? What issues are you talking about? Why did you refer to privacy activists as a single group?
Some "privacy advocates" are just lawyers (or activists supported by lawyers) looking for a way to sue a company and get a payday.
Well, read his comment again; he does not make it clear who he's talking about, and he makes it sound as if all privacy activists are as he describes.
Same to you, I suppose? You can't really trust anyone unless they've proven themselves, and I would imagine almost no one here has done that in such a way that other users here would know about it.
It doesn't really matter in this case; what they're doing blatantly violates the fourth amendment, at the very least.
That and privacy activists have been screaming bloody murder over every little thing
What you describe as "every little thing" probably isn't so little at all. You cannot compromise on fundamental freedoms.
Well, most people in general are imbeciles, so your 'fix' may not be incorrect.
Compared to that level of white hot hatred, most Americans will seem pretty passive over the NSA thing.
Because most Americans (and people) are imbeciles.
Not as big as the economy, but up there with abortion and gay marriage.
Now that's simply pathetic.