Get your ass to Mars. Hello cutie pie! I'm a cop, you idiot! Get on the abdominator while I shout slogans at you. Maybe you all are homosexuals, too? Maria, my mighty heart is breaking...
In other news, Unisys annouced it was working on a port of Linux 2.4 to UNIVAC in an effort to boost sales which have been lagging badly since 1955. In typical fashion, a message on comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc pointed out that http://netbsd.org/Ports/univac1/ has been available since 1994.
As a white male, I'm not sure what they're trying to accomplish with their hate-mongering disguised as insurance, but I am sure that I'm offended. I'm guessing that Linux rates cheaper for so-called 'cracker insurance' because while setting a Confederate flag as desktop wallpaper or playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd mp3 are trivial tasks with a properly configured recent version of Windows, Linux's lack of an integrated GUI makes these activities somewhat more difficult for the average 'cracker.'
Actually networks and their advertisers don't seem to mind you watching commercials speeded up like on Tivo or a VCR, what bothers them is replaytv and others that have a skip ahead function so you don't see commercials at all. I find with my Tivo I fast forward commercials but check out ones that look interesting as they're going by, like the Stacker2 ads with Kane from the WWF.
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Oh, please. "We get handcuffed" and "Somebody set up us the dcma" were quite a bit funnier, even though I say so myself.
I already posted one like this, but mine was funny.
Sad but true
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Play tic-tac-toe with Gnutella! And 52-pickup with Gigabit Ethernet cards! And "pull my finger" with inetd!
Get your ass to Mars. Hello cutie pie! I'm a cop, you idiot! Get on the abdominator while I shout slogans at you. Maybe you all are homosexuals, too? Maria, my mighty heart is breaking...
Here's hoping for clear skies over Madagascar and Zimbabwe!
In other news, Unisys annouced it was working on a port of Linux 2.4 to UNIVAC in an effort to boost sales which have been lagging badly since 1955. In typical fashion, a message on comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc pointed out that http://netbsd.org/Ports/univac1/ has been available since 1994.
As a white male, I'm not sure what they're trying to accomplish with their hate-mongering disguised as insurance, but I am sure that I'm offended. I'm guessing that Linux rates cheaper for so-called 'cracker insurance' because while setting a Confederate flag as desktop wallpaper or playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd mp3 are trivial tasks with a properly configured recent version of Windows, Linux's lack of an integrated GUI makes these activities somewhat more difficult for the average 'cracker.'
Actually networks and their advertisers don't seem to mind you watching commercials speeded up like on Tivo or a VCR, what bothers them is replaytv and others that have a skip ahead function so you don't see commercials at all. I find with my Tivo I fast forward commercials but check out ones that look interesting as they're going by, like the Stacker2 ads with Kane from the WWF.