A man by the name of Moses H. McGee once told me a story. The horrible story revealed the truth, JESUS WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!
There he was, almost naked, walking through the streets all sweaty and hot. Men stood on the sides cheering homosexual cheers of joy. Jesus, carrying an oversized wooden penis over his shoulders raised the giant shlong and began to climb it. He was stroking it like no other person has ever stroked a giant 15 foot shlong before! He began to give the wooden phallic a blow job, but lost his footing and was impaled down the throat by the giant cock. Three days later, a man came over to the dead Jesus corpse, and began fellatio. After several minutes, Jesus awoke, and ejaculated. It was a miracle, Jesus was alive!
A man by the name of John W. Smith Fontoon III once said, SHARING IS FOR HOMOSEXUALS!
I didn't believe it at first, but one time when I was masturbating and thinking of hot sexy chicks, I had the strongest urge to share my penis with my buddy Jim. I knew it was wrong, so I immediately castrated myself. I am 100% straight, but sharing starts all nice, but it always ends at the same point, sharing your penis with your male friend. Never again will I worry about sharing my genitals with men, because I no longer share anything!
A man by the name of Jim H. Newton Fiskel III once said, GAMES ARE FOR HOMOSEXUALS!
I didn't believe it at first, but one time when I was playing Star Wars POD racer for N64 with the rumble pack, I had the strongest urge to stick the pack up my ass and dream naughty homosexual thoughts. I threw the controller against the wall and torched the N64 with gasoline. I am 100% straight, but these games are designed to convert normal people into flaming homosexuals. Never again will I play a homosexual conversion game such as <ontopic>Neverwinter Nights</ontopic>!
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A man by the name of Moses H. McGee once told me a story. The horrible story revealed the truth, JESUS WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!
There he was, almost naked, walking through the streets all sweaty and hot. Men stood on the sides cheering homosexual cheers of joy. Jesus, carrying an oversized wooden penis over his shoulders raised the giant shlong and began to climb it. He was stroking it like no other person has ever stroked a giant 15 foot shlong before! He began to give the wooden phallic a blow job, but lost his footing and was impaled down the throat by the giant cock. Three days later, a man came over to the dead Jesus corpse, and began fellatio. After several minutes, Jesus awoke, and ejaculated. It was a miracle, Jesus was alive!
That fucking faggot!
A man by the name of John W. Smith Fontoon III once said, SHARING IS FOR HOMOSEXUALS!
I didn't believe it at first, but one time when I was masturbating and thinking of hot sexy chicks, I had the strongest urge to share my penis with my buddy Jim. I knew it was wrong, so I immediately castrated myself. I am 100% straight, but sharing starts all nice, but it always ends at the same point, sharing your penis with your male friend. Never again will I worry about sharing my genitals with men, because I no longer share anything!
A man by the name of Jim H. Newton Fiskel III once said, GAMES ARE FOR HOMOSEXUALS!
I didn't believe it at first, but one time when I was playing Star Wars POD racer for N64 with the rumble pack, I had the strongest urge to stick the pack up my ass and dream naughty homosexual thoughts. I threw the controller against the wall and torched the N64 with gasoline. I am 100% straight, but these games are designed to convert normal people into flaming homosexuals. Never again will I play a homosexual conversion game such as <ontopic>Neverwinter Nights</ontopic>!
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