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  1. Poem about Darl McBride on SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More · · Score: 1

    I wrote a short poem about Darl McBride since I had nothing insightful or informative to say. Can you tell I'm out of practice? /begin/

    Darl McBride thinks he's the shit
    When that best describes his wit
    Ethics are above his means
    As is his lack of human genes
    Monkey see and monkey do
    He licks and worships Bill Gates shoe
    When he's through being a goon
    A Hallmark we'll send, saying, "Get Smart Soon!" /end/

    I'm kicking myself for giving up poetry writing a while back. If I had more practice I'm sure I could come up with something really good. Hey, at least it's short!