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SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More

shystershep writes "Apparently attacking one Unix-like OS isn't enough. According to Darl McBride, SCO has plans to target BSD. "The more yarn you pull out the more you see," according to McBride. They're a little preoccupied with the IBM litigation right now, though, so "we probably won't file any suits against BSD until sometime in the first half of next year." Hmmm. I can't imagine why SCO executives feel that they need to hire bodyguards." How to get at the *BSDs? vireo writes "In this Newsforge story, we learn that Boies, Schiller & Flexner will directly attack the 1994 AT&T/BSD settlement." Read on below for another handful of updates on the giant SCO lawsuit frenzy.

osullish writes "The Financial Times reports that SCO is indicating it will sue an as-yet un-named Linux-using corporation within the next 90 days. Also mentioned in the article is possible action against Novell, which recently purchased Ximian and SUSE Linux."

Iaitos points to this rather stiffly-worded notice from Novell (on their site) regarding the non-compete agreement SCO claims would taint Novell's acquisition of SUSE:

PROVO, Utah Nov. 18, 2003: Novell has seen the November 18 InfoWorld article in which SCO CEO Darl McBride refers to a supposed non-compete agreement between Novell and SCO. Mr. McBride's characterization of the agreements between Novell and SCO is inaccurate. There is no non-compete provision in those contracts, and the pending acquisition of SUSE LINUX does not violate any agreement between Novell and SCO.

Novell has received no formal communication from SCO on this particular issue. Novell understands its rights under the contracts very well, and will respond in due course should SCO choose to formally pursue this issue."

slavitos points to a ZDNet article covering the same ground, writing: "A characteristic SCO twist in the story: "McBride added that lawsuits likely will be preceded and possibly prevented by communications offering businesses an opportunity to get right with SCO. "We'll be communicating with users what our expectations are," he said.". Oh, that's helpful, Darl - and no, we didn't really expect you to be any more specific."

If your lips aren't yet too tired, ansak writes "PJ has done it again -- okay, "co-ordinated it" would be the better phrase. The transcript of SCOG's conference call is now available (and in danger of being slashdotted without slashdot's help, even!).
#include <std.thanks.to.volunteers.h>"

Another legal theory being thrown about is that SCO's lawsuit (the one against IBM, that is) all leads back to Sequent. Petrol writes "The Inquirer has a story about SCO's action against IBM. 'Sources close to the action describe a trail of code that might well be the target of SCO's ire against IBM and the Linux community.'"

971 comments

  1. I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by corebreech · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of an unladen SCO bodyguard is?

    1. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by rootofevil · · Score: 1, Funny

      probably about 9.8m/s2

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    2. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anyone remember that accountant that fell out of one of HP corporate jets a couple of years ago? Maybe we could talk HP into booking that plane for the SCOX executive staff.

    3. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African or European?

    4. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by molszewski · · Score: 2, Informative

      9.8m/s2 is an acceleration, not a velocity.

    5. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by rootofevil · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      right. and since they cant fly, they will be accelerating towards the ground.

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    6. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Ulven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *grin*

    7. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody know an Iraqi with a SAM?

    8. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by ameoba · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the bodyguards are just another PR stunt. Seriously, if the guys who ran Enron into the ground (and destroyed thousands of people's plans for the future) haven't been whacked yet, nobody's going to hit a SCO exec. ...unless it's an SCO sponsored hitman, so that SCO can sue the bodyguard company for failing to protect the client and then sue IBM claiming they were behind the hit.

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    9. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by pimpinmonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      699.00m/s, obviously

    10. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It isn't going to amount to anything anyway. When an insider leaks information about microsoft's involvement, then I will be interested.

      People act like this is SCO's last ditch attempt to stay afloat. They are shortsighted. This is one of microsoft's final moves before they sink.

    11. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by bgs4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      an african or european bodyguard?

    12. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by moonboy · · Score: 1

      Well, we all know that Linux zealots are nut jobs. Oh... wait...

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    13. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that SCO can sue the bodyguard company for failing to protect the client and then sue IBM claiming they were behind the hit.

      You forgot the manufacturer(s) of whatever weapon was used in the 'hit'

      If it's a gun, you sue the gun manufacturer, the gun designer, the guys working on the assembly line, the steel supplier, the steel refinery, the iron mine, the bullet manufacturer, its suppliers, the companies that make the tools used to create said gun and bullet, their suppliers and employees, and the local, regional, and national governments that have these companies and suppliers in their juristiction. Oh! And the cargo companies that haul these supplies around.

      We're talking trillions of dollars! SCO is clearly in a very strong financial position for the future.

    14. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      i don't know. though i am not strong enough to throw one.

    15. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Final moves? Niave young padawan, it has only just begun.

    16. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      an african or european bodyguard?

      Are you implying African and European SCO bodyguards are any different beyond the color of their skin? How horribly un-pc. ;)

    17. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by echodots · · Score: 1

      LMAO!

    18. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by fireman+sam · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only interesting velocity is the velocity of the SCO director just before they hit the ground. The velocity of the bodyguard should only be taken into account if they land on the director.

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    19. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      699.00m/s, obviously

      You're in America, dickwad! You have to express that in feet or yards per second.

    20. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or fall out of a helicopter over utah somewhere.

      Derek (does that ring a bell?)

    21. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      I thought I heard they had accelerated to 1399m/s?

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    22. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious, he is the tool of evil. He is a fool, signing his death warrant months ago. The question is, will the assassin be an oss agent or that of the evil... Will oss stoop to that low a level. It doesn't even matter either way, when in Rome, the masses weigh in at over 6 billion.

    23. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Mach 6.

    24. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Only one way to find out. Ready the catapult, whoever guesses closest gets 10 seconds in a room with Darl and a baseball bat!

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    25. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      nobody's going to hit a SCO exec
      Trying posting to Freshmeat and see what sort of response you get.

      Based on past writings, disciples of Ed Yourdon might contribute. The question is how. It's already recently been proven that the waterfall methodology may not work. Maybe we can make thermite from left over Jolt cola cans (powdered aluminum) and iron oxide (rusted brillo).

      Whatever... Based on SCO's current popularity, it sounds like it'd be a very popular open source project.

    26. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by itsari · · Score: 0
      Hmmm. I can't imagine why SCO executives feel that they need to hire bodyguards."

      I was wondering the same thing this morning as I was polishing my gun.

    27. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Which gave me a vision of a new variety of Whack-a-mole -- where the object is to *avoid* hitting any of the many holes where Darl pops up.

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    28. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by anethema · · Score: 1

      Of course none of the Enron execs were hit..all the people who would want to have them killed are now flat broke. :)

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    29. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Bob+Davis,+Retired · · Score: 1

      Actually, one Enron exec was assassinated by a pistol shot shell. The kind folks at CCI (who make the shotshells) say the dispersal pattern indicates the dude was shot from six feet away.

      Unless this person was Stretch Armstrong, there's no way you shoot yourself in the head from six feet away.

    30. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by shadowd_777 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Besides, which would you rather: Darl hit by a .303 int the head in the street, or hit by something larger in the ass in jail?

    31. Re:I wonder what the airspeed velocity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, no-one has hit Bill, although he has been a prime target for many years, and there must be a substantial number of unstable people who have been upset by the constant crashing of his junk OS. It has been rumoured, even in print, that an anonymous IBM executive wanted to put an ice pick trhough his head. Wrong way to kill Bill of course, we all know there is nothing in his head, but put the ice pick through his wallet and it would be instantly fatal.

      BTW I sincerely hope that we don't see violence develop here, although no doubt some would take a punch at McBride, given the chance. He is destroying himself by his stupid legal ploys anyway, those of violent disposition should sit and wait contentedly. He will be bankrupt after the legal proceedings take their course.

      Which brings me to Gary Kildall and what really happened to him? And have there been any other sudden and inexplicable deaths in the industry? There are nutters who shoot all sorts of specific people, politicians, TV presenters, schoolkids, all of which makes one feel very sick, but I do wonder how CEOs of software companies compare.

  2. Diagnosis by k98sven · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The more yarn you pull out the more you see," according to McBride.

    Yup... Paranoia's like that.

    1. Re:Diagnosis by afidel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought he was talking about the yarns he's been pulling out of his arse for months now =)

      Note to mod's:
      A yarn is a newengland colloquialism for a tall tale.

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    2. Re:Diagnosis by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eventually SCO will have no clothes left and die of exposure.

    3. Re:Diagnosis by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yup... Paranoia's like that.

      And lest we forget, paranoia is a symptom of cocaine psychosis.

      Put that pipe down now, Darl, before it's too late.

    4. Re:Diagnosis by thrillbert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, you might not be that far off. In many cases, a brain tumor can cause a distorted perception of the truth and/or paranoia. And given how Mr. McBride has acted these past few months, I would greatly encourage him to get a CT scan to ensure that he's not going to croak in the next few hours.

      I know that it sounds a bit far fetched, but it might not be too far off the truth..

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    5. Re:Diagnosis by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      In that case, let's hope he doesn't even know what a CAT scan is...

    6. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just New England, down south we say the same thing.

    7. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in New England, we don't say "arse".

    8. Re:Diagnosis by Lockle · · Score: 1

      Most CT systems use X-Windows on top of a SCO Unix installation, so he'll probably be OK with doing it...

    9. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl's a$$ probably looks like goats.ex by now

    10. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for anyone who wants to see this jerk we've been hearing so much about, here's a short bio and a pic of him on the caldera website

      http://www.caldera.com/company/execs/dmcbride.html

    11. Re:Diagnosis by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      Wow...that sneer.
      That look.
      He is evil...

    12. Re:Diagnosis by dspfreak · · Score: 1
      "The more yarn you pull out the more you see," according to McBride.

      And here I thought he was spinning yarns.

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    13. Re:Diagnosis by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      Eventually SCO will have no clothes left and die of exposure.

      I think most of us came long ago to the conclusion that Emperor Darl has no clothes.

    14. Re:Diagnosis by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 1
      "he was responsible for growing Novell Japan's growth to more than $100 million in revenue."

      Wow, he grew their growth. That's interesting.

      "McBride holds a Bachelor of Science degree from Brigham Young University and received a Masters degree from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign."

      Bachelor and Master degrees in what? Does anyone know?

    15. Re:Diagnosis by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny

      i would have thought he got his degree from one of those nigerian spammers.

    16. Re:Diagnosis by elvum · · Score: 1

      Old England too, where we also join you in making the useful differentiation between arses and asses. :-)

    17. Re:Diagnosis by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

      sshhhh! you weren't supposed to tell him!

      "What the deuce? Of course! [Into recorder] It seems with Darl incapacitated my McBradicidal efforts are futile. I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence..."

      "...Nick-knack paddy-whack give the dog a bone."

    18. Re:Diagnosis by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe that the correct term is that he is not pulling the on the yarn but spinning it.

      Just go bankrupt SCO so we can get on with our lives.

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    19. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously he has a B.S. in BS, don't know about the Masters degree.

    20. Re:Diagnosis by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Paranoia, as a clinical diagnosis, doesn't seem likely. (For a start, after launching a billion unjustifiable lawsuits, he has every right to be scared of everyone.)


      Now, there are real clinical diagnoses that do fit McBride's behaviour, but there's not enough evidence to back these up as real.


      The first is something called "Borderline Personality Disorder". It's hard to diagnose, very difficult to treat (so much so, many psychs won't even try) and from those people I know with it, seems to be related to random bursts of hostility and a very high level of denial.


      The second is "schizo-effective disorder". This is not schizophrenia, although it is related. It describes a partial split with reality; being aware of what's going on, but simultaneously living in a world that exists only in the person's mind.


      Three very common diagnoses for geeks are:


      Bipolar disorder: There are 3 main types of bipolar, and 16 different subcategories. This has led some people to suspect that the people working on diagnostic tools have Obsessive Compulsive disorder. Bipolar people tend to work in bursts of high activity, with roughly equal periods of low/no activity. They also tend to drink heavily, as alchohol smooths the ride.


      Higher Functioning Autism: Part of the (suspected, yet to be proved) Autism Spectrum. Typically, the person will be extremely brilliant at a very few things. They will be prone to information overload, and often learn quickly to focus on very specific things. They're oblivious to anything outside of that, or near enough. Because they are focussed, and often very passionate about those things they concentrate on, they're hard to get along with. They're often not good at reading body-language, or other subtle non-verbal communication. Likewise, they will often tread on the toes of those who don't comprehend HFA, because the non-verbal signals from an HFA person can be highly confused. Their brain doesn't recognise that type of communication.


      Asperger's Syndrome: This is also believed (by some) to be on the Autistic Spectrum, and to be a milder form of HFA. Virtually everything that's true for an HFA is true for an Asperger sufferer, the difference is largely in the degree.


      The national average for people with autism of some kind or other is about 1:100. The average in Silicon Valley is about 1:20, some say even 1:10.


      I don't believe McBride is Autistic, to any degree. Nor do I believe he is bipolar. This matters only insofar as it means that he doesn't fit the common pattern for geeks or geniuses. In turn, this means he physically cannot comprehend the mindset of those in the industry.


      If I am correct in believing him schizo-effective, then this may well explain his lawsuits. He doesn't understand the industry, and his split with reality makes it impossible for him to make rational decisions in response.


      This is not an official diagnosis, by any means, but were he to be seen by a competent professional, then that's the conclusion I would expect. If I'm right, then Darl doesn't need to be running a company. Schizo-effective disorders can worsen with stress, so if I'm correct then his mental health will only worsen with the stress of the multitude of lawsuits, the price crash, the increasing suspicion of the media, and the perilously-low turnover.

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    21. Re:Diagnosis by h0mer · · Score: 1

      How about hooking it up with some linkage? Interesting stuff.

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    22. Re:Diagnosis by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I lived with a girl with BPD for 4 years, no violence there. To me it seemed more of a complete absence of personality, she tended to copy or adapt to the personality & likes of whomever she was around the most or was attracted to.

      The high denialbility of BPD is more like "magic-thinking", if they will something to happen, they honestly believe it will.

      Ok, maybe the last part is like Darl.

      Jaysyn

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    23. Re:Diagnosis by Eccles · · Score: 1

      "I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." -- Cpl. Hicks, "Aliens"

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    24. Re:Diagnosis by TekPolitik · · Score: 2, Funny
      Higher Functioning Autism: Part of the (suspected, yet to be proved) Autism Spectrum. Typically, the person will be extremely brilliant at a very few things. They will be prone to information overload, and often learn quickly to focus on very specific things. They're oblivious to anything outside of that, or near enough.

      So now we know why some people go on to get a PhD.

    25. Re:Diagnosis by cshark · · Score: 1

      I would bet that Novell has a clause hanging around there in the ambiguious language that would allow them to undo the whole thing if they wanted to. I can't wait to see SCO try to sue Novell over this. They'll get crushed. I think McBride knows that. Which is why you'll never see it.

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    26. Re:Diagnosis by Entropy248 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've got a paper due in 3 hours man! Get with the searching and the links and the speeling check oi Kind lady!...

    27. Re:Diagnosis by Zonekeeper · · Score: 0

      And that would be bad, why?

    28. Re:Diagnosis by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      M.S. is just More of the Same.
      PHD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

      So he could have a PhD in BS.

    29. Re:Diagnosis by Zonekeeper · · Score: 0

      Yeah. He'd probably claim to find SCO code in it as well, and sue all the CAT scan manufacturers.

    30. Re:Diagnosis by Ibanez · · Score: 1

      Everytime I read these little gems I think to one of my favorite recent SNL skits where Darrell Hammond plays Chris Matthews (Hardball) and they have Tracy Morgan playing one of the fringe black political leaders (I want to say its Rev. Al Sharpton, but I don't think so) and making absolutely ridiculous claims and saying insanely random phrases...

      Blake

    31. Re:Diagnosis by ryusen · · Score: 1

      "Just go bankrupt SCO so we can get on with our lives."
      How about IBM should convince Boise to run the case (and company) in to the ground, IBM buys SCO for a nice hunk of change and Boise makes out with his 20% clause .)

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    32. Re:Diagnosis by mesocyclone · · Score: 1

      You left out the mostly likely: sociopathic personality disorder. Such a person is known as a sociopath or psychopath. The main characteristic amounts to a lack of conscious (no empathy, every other person in the world is there just for the use of the sociopath, people are purely objects).

      Another term for such a person is evil.

      Examples: Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Joseph Stalin, Saddam Hussen.

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    33. Re:Diagnosis by mesocyclone · · Score: 1

      Argh. Hit the preview button, ME, or end up spelling conscience as conscious.

      A Sociopath has a lack of conscience. The incidence is between 1 and 5 percent of the population. You know some of these people. They tend to be of above average intelligence and are very good at hiding their sociopathy. They are excellent manipulators. And they would kill you with no mor qualms than you would spray disinfectant on some a bacteria laden surface, but very few of them actually kill people because they don't want to take the risk (although another characteristic is that they tend to be impulsive and risk takers).

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    34. Re:Diagnosis by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      You forgot Nixon in your examples.

    35. Re:Diagnosis by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      . . . that Emperor Darl has no clothes.

      That sir, is a piece of imagery I really didn't need.
      Slashdot needs a "Gross" modifier.

    36. Re:Diagnosis by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1
      If I am correct in believing him schizo-effective, then this may well explain his lawsuits. He doesn't understand the industry, and his split with reality makes it impossible for him to make rational decisions in response.

      I think there is a simpler explanation for Darl and that is that he is a psychopath. The typical psychopath has no conscience that bothers them when they do something bad (aka guilt) and so are able to do many unconcionable actions to obtain thier personal objectives. Doesn't that sound more like McBride than any of the other diagnoses?

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    37. Re:Diagnosis by thisgooroo · · Score: 1

      can brain tumor be epidemic (it isn't just mcbride)?

    38. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the author, but here's a link to read more. I want to first warn you though, lacking a psychological specialist background in reading these disorders, is going to cause you to reach conclusions about others that are not accurate(depending on how honest and objective you are about yourself, you'll be wondering if perhaps you don't fit the bill for several of these as well). Some people are just quirky. Some people smoke pot too much, or drink too much. Some people put up fronts as a defensive mechanism, and whatever conclusions you reach based upon your interaction with those fronts, are going to be in error.

      http://www.psychologynet.org/dsm.html

      Also keep in mind the questionable and theoretical nature of psychology. Personally, I see traits of most major "disorders" in every person I've ever interacted with for long periods of time. But that does not a disorder make. What is ordered? Is it like the majority of Christians who don't forgive, don't turn the other cheek, who supposedly serve "Jesus", while being perfect assholes, doing little to nothing what he taught we ought to do? Or the Muslims who in the name of holiness, commit barbaric and unholy acts? Or perhaps it's well ordered like magical societies, who say prayers to various dieties believing that these figments of their imagination give them magick power and deeper understanding? Or maybe well ordered are the lying politicians, the soldiers brainwashed and trained to kill people, the high minded selfish pricks at Halliburton and all other big corps who take what they want and fuck everyone else, or even just the people here on Slashdot who presume so much about themselves, that they think they can make intimate personal diagnosis of people they've never met or known on a personal level?

      I like to think of it as Buddha taught it: The world is vanity fair. Everyone lives in their own self made reality, and that is the source of everyones problems. Jesus had it right too, if you look deeper than the fundamentalcase interpretation of what he taught: DENY YOURSELF(your self made reality), TAKE UP YOUR CROSS(accept your reality for what it is, denying your Self the opportunity to interpret it), and follow me(speaking on behalf of Truth-That Which Is).

    39. Re:Diagnosis by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Tho after reading this latest interview, I'm starting to believe that Darl is quite amused by how well his leg-lengthening is working on the *NIX world. His remarks have an air of "I can't believe these idiots are taking this bullshit seriously, but so long as they do, I'll keep spinning bigger and better yarns".

      Which would make him the biggest troll in the history of computing...

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    40. Re:Diagnosis by mpe · · Score: 1

      A Sociopath has a lack of conscience. The incidence is between 1 and 5 percent of the population. You know some of these people. They tend to be of above average intelligence and are very good at hiding their sociopathy.

      Assuming they always have to hide it. Especially where such people are in a position of power within business or politics.

      They are excellent manipulators.

      Which is likely to be a help getting into a position of power.

      And they would kill you with no mor qualms than you would spray disinfectant on some a bacteria laden surface,

      Alternativly they could get others to do their killing...

    41. Re:Diagnosis by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      They tend to be of above average intelligence and are very good at hiding their sociopathy.

      You were on to Steve Ballmer up until this paragraph here.

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    42. Re:Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      " You left out the mostly likely: sociopathic personality disorder."

      But AFAIK Darl isn't actually killing people and burying them in shallow graves - he is just trying to force them to use really awful, out-of-date software and to pay him many dollars for the privledge....

      You're right. It's only a matter of time.

    43. Re:Diagnosis by Frodrick · · Score: 1

      Which would make him the biggest troll in the history of computing... No. Just the ugliest.

    44. Re:Diagnosis by trezor · · Score: 1

      And I who thought that it were crack they were smoking all this time. Even Linus seems to agree on that one.

      • Torvalds: They are smoking crack.
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    45. Re:Diagnosis by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Well, I thought it was LSD that made you see things, not yarn.

    46. Re:Diagnosis by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      Somebody set us up the bomb!

      If you think he's paranoid now... wait until he does attack the AT&T/BSD settlement and the BSD authors all sue SCO for infringement!

      Afterall, a good chunk of SYSVR4 was based off BSD code at the time, and probably still is.

      I think Darl needs to stop listening to "Career of Evil" all day long.

    47. Re:Diagnosis by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Okay, the biggest AND the ugliest [g]

      This whole thing is starting to read like a fantasy. Any minute now, I'm expecting to learn that Darl lives under a bridge.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    48. Re:Diagnosis by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      McBride is not speaking unilaterally when he makes his business proclamations. He represents his entire company, and SCO as a corporation is condoning his behavior.

      If the SCO board of directors thought he had gone loony and was becoming a potential liability to the company, he would have been removed months ago. No, if Darl McBride is behaving the way he is due to psychosis, then every other executive at SCO shares that same affliction.

  3. We get it already, SCO by ultrabot · · Score: 4, Funny

    We *know* you want to show everybody how big a pain in the ass you are and that someone should just buy you out. It's just not going to happen.

    I'm also starting to hope that Boies will share the cell...

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    1. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.SCO.youarelame.com/

    2. Re:We get it already, SCO by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'm also starting to hope that Boies will share the cell...

      I find it very strange that Boies has reached this superstar status on the back of what is by any measure a lacklustre litigation record.

      Boies first came to prominence in the Microsoft case. Athough the case was initially 'won' it was overturned on appeal. This has been Boies best result so far.

      In the Florida recount case Boies lost what should have been a slam dunk case, demanding that the state perform a recount required by the election laws. Boies lost in this case because he was outmaneuvered by the Republican party lawyers who ran rings arround him.

      Boies next took the Napster case, in this case he was successful in gaining a temporary stay of an injunction against Napster. But we later find this was only because one of the Appeals court judges was anxious that Napster survive long enough for the appeals court to be able to make a really important rulling in the copyright area...

      I cannot think of a better council for SCO in this particular case. The court will require SCO to reveal the exact code fragments it claims are subject to copyright claims sooner rather than later. At this point the SCO case will quickly unravel since the fragments in question will be rewritten.

      There are absolutely no grounds for supressing the specifics of the SCO claim. The whole point of the copyright bargain is disclosure in return for a limited term monoploy on exploitation.

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    3. Re:We get it already, SCO by Trepalium · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, at least the BSD snobs can stop saying, "Use BSD instead because SCO has no claim over that." I think most BSD folk believed this was going to happen someday, and were just hoping that it wouldn't. SCO believes everyone owes them a cut, because no OS could exist without precious code from SVR4. I wouldn't be surprised if SCO threatens all the embedded OS makers and Microsoft before this is over.

      As a side benefit, the bigger and more grandious SCO's claims become, the less believable they become, and sooner or later the press will pick up on this.

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    4. Re:We get it already, SCO by aschlemm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing to keep in mind through is that AT&T was appropriating BSD Unix code by removing the Regents of California copyright notice and using the code in their own Unix code. It may well be that major portions of System VR4 owes its existence to BSD.

    5. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now wouldn't that be interesting... Microsoft and the OSS and FSF on the same side in something.

    6. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you have no idea what happened in Florida. NUMEROUS recounts were held. And it must chafe so that your statue still lost.

    7. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - ignorant liberal. Democrats lost the recount
      because every county in the state had a different
      standard by which to count pregnant and dimpeled
      chads. The Left Wing Florida Supreme Court
      ran afoul of the one man, one vote, and equal protection clauses in our Constitution.

    8. Re:We get it already, SCO by hwestiii · · Score: 1

      Boies did not come to prominence during the Microsoft trial, he successfully defended IBM against anti-trust changes 20 years ago.

    9. Re:We get it already, SCO by thales · · Score: 1

      "In the Florida recount case Boies lost what should have been a slam dunk case, demanding that the state perform a recount required by the election laws. Boies lost in this case because he was outmaneuvered by the Republican party lawyers who ran rings arround him."

      That wasn't hard to due. I'm not a lawyer but I made posts on Netscape's political board that his partial recount plan would violate the equal protection clause of the 14th, which is the grounds that the Supremes later used to shoot it down.

      Boies seems to have more skill at self promotion than at law. This makes him perfect for SCO's purposes.

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    10. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well given his crappy performance in the IBM case, I believe that any of his previous clients would have good grounds to sue him for malpractice.

    11. Re:We get it already, SCO by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with Boies is that he does just what his clients tell him to do. This is good lawyerly behavior, but if you don't choose the right clients, you're the one who ends up with egg on your face. Examples of this can be seen in each of the cited cases.

      For one example, consider the Florida election. There was a legitimate dispute and a genuine recount needed to be made. But Boies and company didn't want a genuine recount, they only wanted a recount of selected counties. If they would have instead argued for a statewide recount, they would have gotten it with virtually no objection from the other side. And since the vote was so freaking close, statistics would have given them 50% odds of winning the election. But instead they argued over trivialities until the clock ran out.

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    12. Re:We get it already, SCO by jazzsupe · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I would not write off Boies nor take him lightly. He came to prominence well before the Microsoft case. Previously he was the star litigator for, arguably, the most respected and venerated law firm in the U.S.: Cravath, Swaine & Moore. For quite a while he has been considered one of the top 3, or so, litigators in the U.S. The Microsoft case simply brought him attention from the non-legal community.

      When Boies left the Cravath partnership, it was somewhat of a scandal in the legal community. No one walks away from a Cravath partnership (so goes conventional wisdom) -- the average annual salary for Cravath partners is somewhere in the neighborhood of $2.0 million.

      IBM has long been one of Cravath's largest and most loyal clients -- in fact, I noticed that Cravath is representing IBM in the SCO matter. I can't help but wonder if one of the main reasons Boies agreed to represent SCO is to go head-to-head with his former parters at Cravath. It wouldn't surprise me if that is his main motivating factor. Boies does not need the money or any more notches in his belt.

      The fact that Boies lost a couple prominent cases speaks more to his willingness to take on tough cases with unpredictable outcomes that he finds interesting or challenging.

      But do not write off Boies or dismiss him. Don't get me wrong -- I hope he loses the SCO case big time. But he is to be feared.

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    13. Re:We get it already, SCO by Zeinfeld · · Score: 0, Insightful
      No - ignorant liberal. Democrats lost the recount because every county in the state had a different standard by which to count pregnant and dimpeled chads.

      When are you right wingers going to get over the fact that the tactics he used are the reason why he will never be anything more than your 'president'?

      Actions have consequences. A person who goes to a court to stop the votes being counted can never be considered a legitimate president of a democratic country.

      The problem with the right is that you all have this belief in entitlement. You think you can steal an election and are somehow entitled to be considered the legitimate winner. You think you can behave in an overtly partisan manner and then when you want to avoid criticism claim that you are entitled to the benefits of the bipartisanship that you rejected.

      I am looking forward to the next appearance of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner at the Dean inaugural.

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    14. Re:We get it already, SCO by IM6100 · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Goreans may have known more than we give them credit for. Possibly a recount, if it included things like the military absentee ballots, would have gone even further against them.

      There certainly has been no recount, formal or informal, would have given algore the electoral votes.

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    15. Re:We get it already, SCO by IM6100 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If Dean makes it to be the Democratic candidate in the mainstream election, he's going to be plowed under by the mainstream public of the United States.

      The 2000 election was a very close one. So close that algore would have been elected if he had even won the electoral votes in his home state of Tennesee, whose people presumably know more about him than the average US citizen. It's completely unprecedented for an incumbent VP not get the 'favorite son' vote. Hell, even wobbly old Walter Mondale carried the Minnesota vote in his defeat when he faced Reagan.

      No, Dean isn't gonna do it. The Democrats might as well nominate Sharpton as Dean.

      It's amusing to hear one of the champions of the 'entitlements' programs for the hyphenated-Americans rant on about 'entitlements.' What a hoot.

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    16. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excellent post

    17. Re:We get it already, SCO by scrytch · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I find it very strange that Boies has reached this superstar status on the back of what is by any measure a lacklustre litigation record.

      Maybe it's because we're all mesmerized by his eclectic blend of haunting lyrics, thumping funk, and infectious grooves... Oh wait, David Boies? Nevermind...

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    18. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person who goes to a court to stop the votes being counted can never be considered a legitimate president of a democratic country.

      Were you even paying attention to the situation down there, or were you just listening to what the liberal media was telling you? Gore wanted recounts only in the counties that historically voted for Democrats. Out of all the counties that might've had vote troubles, Gore said, "recount this one and this one and this one."

      The problem with the right [...]

      The problem with liberal voters is that you're all stupid. Liberal candidates have a long recorded history of saying or doing whatever necessary to achieve power, and you morons keep electing them. If you doubt this, just remember from here on out when you hear Hilary Clinton say something bad about the Bush II presidency, she didn't think he was a bad enough president to oppose him in 2004 (i.e. she just wants to be president. She's not running against Bush because she wants to save money for a 2008 run).

    19. Re:We get it already, SCO by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

      SVR4 is the merger of SVR3, released in 1987, and BSD UNIX. The gall of it is SVR4 was released in 1989, about the time of the suit, so they were suing UCB about the time they were using their stuff. BSD didn't get off the hook from the SVR3 => SVR4 changes (these are all allowed by the BSD license) but by showing that stuff in the SVR3 core was infringing on the BSD license.

    20. Re:We get it already, SCO by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 1

      Reality Check, We're not a Democracy... It was Never Intended to be that way... `Lex Rex' is the basis for our government (ie: a Republic), and democracy is be definition a `Rex Lex' government (ie: the same as Kingship).

      Learn latin and then read dissertations by the founding fathers... you'll find that the democratic aspect of the republic is simply there to allow a `Lex Rex' [Law is King] system to mature, not for direct democracy.

      [[Yes I Know I'm offtopic, but screw it, somone had to say it]]
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    21. Re:We get it already, SCO by martin-k · · Score: 1
      Previously he was the star litigator for Cravath, Swaine & Moore.

      Now he works for Cheatham, Swindle & Swine.

    22. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But since Gore had lost by the original vote, they had nothing to lose by the recount. Even if the recount showed a landslide toward Bush, they would be in the same situation they started.

    23. Re:We get it already, SCO by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think they were hoping to be bought out for unreasonable sums of money. A year ago they were worth about 10 million. There were suing IBM for 1 billion. I suppose it would have worth 10 million to make them go away, but I doubt SCO would be happy with that amount. The lawsuit clearly indicates they believe they had a value in the hundreds of millions.

      Flash forward a year. They have seen a market cap of 200+ million, although they are now below 200 million and heading down. However, they have publicly stated that they believe they are owed a 5+ billion windfall in the near future, and expect to be a thriving business with hundred of million dollar of licenses every year. Other companies are investing millions of dollars in capital for a small share of the company. Even if someone came up with 300 million dollars, would anyone at the company sell? I doubt it.

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    24. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheatham's now working with Swindle & Swine?

      Last I heard, he was part of Dewey, Cheatham, Bernham & Howe.

    25. Re:We get it already, SCO by overbom · · Score: 1

      not only that, but I believe that the inheritors of USL are prevented from suing companies that use BSD 4.4 Lite as their codebase.

      At least it says that in the ESR stance paper...

    26. Re:We get it already, SCO by Darth · · Score: 1

      Boies first came to prominence in the Microsoft case. Athough the case was initially 'won' it was overturned on appeal. This has been Boies best result so far.

      this is not where Boies came to prominence. He was involved in the IBM antitrust suit (on IBM's side).

      Also, the conviction of Microsoft was not overturned on appeal. It was upheld on appeal. The punishments were overturned and it was remanded for a new punishment phase. The conviction for being a predatory monopoly still stands on Microsoft.

      In the Florida recount case Boies lost what should have been a slam dunk case, demanding that the state perform a recount required by the election laws. Boies lost in this case because he was outmaneuvered by the Republican party lawyers who ran rings arround him.

      he lost the election recount case because he was asking for a recount to be done in a way that violated the election laws of florida.

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    27. Re:We get it already, SCO by homebru · · Score: 1
      I would not write off Boies nor take him lightly.

      The world's best jockey riding a plow-horse will still finish out of the money.

    28. Re:We get it already, SCO by yeremein · · Score: 1
      I can't help but wonder if one of the main reasons Boies agreed to represent SCO is to go head-to-head with his former parters at Cravath.

      I think you've got this backward. News of SCO retaining Boies was leaked in January. SCO sued IBM without warning in March.

    29. Re:We get it already, SCO by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 1

      ...someone should just buy you out.

      I wonder what would happen if IBM did buy out SCO. This could place an entirely new perspective on things. IBM would then own the UNIX code base and this whole mess would then be over. IBM would then have a rock solid platform to develop which would have the clout to knock King Bill off his throne. Apple already has deals with IBM for processors, why not throw software into the mix as well.

      OTOH, IBM could always go down the same legal path as SCO and attempt to kill off linux, or amalgamte it into the Sys V base. Then, after extinguishing the Microsoft threat (like they've always wanted to do), IBM would be the largest hardware/OS manufacturer around.

      Now, where did I put my tinfoil hat???

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    30. Re:We get it already, SCO by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Reality Check, We're not a Democracy...

      Better tell the idiot having tea with the Queen that, he seems to think the US is a democracy.

      The founders of the US had a lot of beliefs that we no longer agree with, slavery for example. I don't think their views are necessarily relevant, they are certainly not absolute truth.

      Learn latin and then read dissertations by the founding fathers

      You would do much better to read Karl Popper's work on the open society. The founding fathers did not invent the ideas in the US constitution, they were working from their extensive knowledge of what was then contemporary political philosophy.

      Mao was wrong political power does not come from the barrel of a gun, it comes from belief.

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    31. Re:We get it already, SCO by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      So basically, what you are saying is this: Boies was stupid enough to walk away from a Cravath partnership, and he's basically lost every case he's taken since?

      Yeah, he sounds like a winner :)

      The moral of the story is, never send Boies to do a man's job... :)

    32. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK FreeBSD was developed specifically to remove all AT&T code, and was hence dubed *Free* BSD. BSD refers to a whole conglomerate of unices. I think SCO is talking about suing commercial BSD's (read: BSD's based off AT&T's original codebase). FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, and DragonFlyBSD are all safe because they contain no AT&T code.

    33. Re:We get it already, SCO by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      Actually it looks like Michael Jackson will be his cell mate. The songs "beat it" and "thriller" come to mind...

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    34. Re:We get it already, SCO by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      I think this was in large part bad legal strategy--they didn't think they could actually get the recount of the whole state.

    35. Re:We get it already, SCO by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      They may have been planning it that long.

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    36. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSD snobs? At least we understand what we write. You simply just want to create a rift and tangeant, no better than what McBride is doing. btw, asshole, no claim means just that--NO CLAIM.

      SCO, as evidenced previously and currently, is suing anyone they want to. BSD is still immune to date until they file notice and, frankly, McBride threatening such simply means more effort will be put into striking down their offensive on Linux. It's a stupid move on his part; you don't create more enemies while undertaking an offensive.

      Plus, McBride can't stop, not because of paranoia or anything, because he's prancing in his own shit and now caught in it. Once you make up a falsehood, you get stuck in that lie. He has nothing else to lose. He pulls back now and drops the suits, he'll be sued to hell and back for making false claims and probably defamation. If he loses directly, the same. He'll be handling so many civil cases that'll it'll turn to class action, and he'll be on the receiving end.

      He's knows this.

      His only chance is to sue and win. He's simply naming another code base to bolster how long until he WON'T be living out of a box. If he loses with Linux, wait, there's BSD! Fleshing out his options, like attacking a court accepted settlement, is nearly laughable. After all, he's put IBM and now Apple on notice. Next, the state of California.

      SCO can sue all they want. They aren't going to win.

    37. Re:We get it already, SCO by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In fact, as I was reading Darl's latest yarnspinning, I had that very thought: Next he'll be claiming that DOS is a derivative work of UNIX, so M$, IBM (PCDOS), and Novell (NWDOS) all owe him a cut. As to what he'd do about DRDOS -- maybe sue himself? :)

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    38. Re:We get it already, SCO by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      Well, what other BSDs are there? SunOS and now BSD/OS are no more, and MacOS X is based on Mach. Those are the only ones I can think of...

      I think OpenBSD is safe, because a) it's based in Canada, b) it obviously doesn't have fancy pirated code that makes it faster than it should be, because it's not that fast, and c) SCO doesn't care because it's not that fast.

      Dunno about the others. They should be fine legally, but they could be tempting targets, because for bread & butter stuff like web serving, they're nearly drop in replacements for Linux.

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    39. Re:We get it already, SCO by Frodrick · · Score: 1
      I'm also starting to hope that Boies will share the cell...

      I'm hoping it will be a 250 pound lifer named Spike.

    40. Re:We get it already, SCO by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      The fact that Boies lost a couple prominent cases speaks more to his willingness to take on tough cases with unpredictable outcomes that he finds interesting or challenging.

      No it shows that he wants starpower from the non-legal community and to see his name in the paper.

    41. Re:We get it already, SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, If SCO sues BSD, when are they going to update their website , that states: "45. I am running BSD. Am I required to purchase a license? No, you do not need to purchase a SCO IP license to run BSD."

    42. Re:We get it already, SCO by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      By "BSD snobs", I meant the people who constantly on any story that mentions that SCO is suing IBM over Linux, say, "Well, you should just use BSD instead, because there's no infringing code in our beloved project". I'm talking about the opportunists, who, just like Sun and Microsoft, try to take advantage of SCO's lies to benefit themselves. I know full well that most BSD users and developers would not, and do not stoop to such lows.

      Perhaps I should've been clearer. There are plenty of Linux snobs who do the exact same thing when it comes to negative stories about Windows, and it's just as silly.

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  4. Breaking News... by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl McBride now claims ownership of the new Finder in Panther, and Final Cut Pro.

    1. Re:Breaking News... by wintermute740 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Darl McBride now claims ownership of the new Finder in Panther, and Final Cut Pro."

      In other news, SCO is planning on bringing suit with God next. "This God person," SCO CEO Darl McBride is quoted as saying, "has used stolen SCO code repleatedly in the design of Creation."

      Since Darl likens Linux users to drug users, and Darl wants to license Linux to said users, what does that say about Darl? Druglord! I knew it!

    2. Re:Breaking News... by Lockle · · Score: 1

      With all the new laws, it would be up to God to prove that he's innocent. Then again, good luck trying to get damages from God if SCO wins that one.

    3. Re:Breaking News... by murphyslawyer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think asking God to give some damages to SCO is exactly what we need. Preferably in the form of a mudslide or something.

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    4. Re:Breaking News... by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Or God could solve the problem by ripping the source code for Darl and SCO right out of Creation...

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    5. Re:Breaking News... by mobets · · Score: 1

      More likely, a few key executives would get a lightning bolt...

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    6. Re:Breaking News... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Darl McBride now claims ownership of the new Finder in Panther, and Final Cut Pro.

      More news: This claim of ownership is based on Apple's shady aquisition of Shake composition software, since Shake has (had?) a Linux port! This Linux IP has contaminated Apple's whole software line, past present and future! The proof? Shake also has an IRIX port - isn't that clearly SysV or what?

      =)

    7. Re:Breaking News... by turgid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Darl McBride now claims ownership of the new Finder in Panther, and Final Cut Pro.

      ...but not the Hurd

      *ducks*

    8. Re:Breaking News... by Surt · · Score: 1

      In all fairness to SCO, I think it is abundantly clear that god did use SCO source code in the design of creation. After all, there it is.

      I guess with the caveat assumption that there does exist some SCO source code somewhere.

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    9. Re:Breaking News... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then God gets pissed off because Darl called him a "person."

      Of course, Darl could use "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God." as proof. No one back there knew what that a word was just four nibbles, and God should have recognized that "word" was used in SCO's Source.

      Of course, God then gives proof of using SCO code by causing a segmentation fault right under Lindon, Utah. He wasn't too pleased with those Mormon people either, so it was like two birds with one stone.

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    10. Re:Breaking News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't claim ownership of something that is worthless.

    11. Re:Breaking News... by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      In yet more news, SCO will be suing the Department of Forestry and various trees around the country.

      SCO CEO Darl McBride was quoted in the anouncement as saying: "The defendants in question have been using our intellectual property, root, for many years. We feel this is a breach of our intellectual property rights and that we deserve compensation."

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    12. Re:Breaking News... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Lightning bolts would be fine, but some of us live too close to Lindon to be comfortable with wide scale natural disasters.

    13. Re:Breaking News... by ddimas · · Score: 1
      In other news, SCO is planning on bringing suit with God next. "This God person," SCO CEO Darl McBride is quoted as saying, "has used stolen SCO code repleatedly in the design of Creation."

      A spokesman for God appeared today to give God's answer to SCO. Speaking for God was one M0s3s, who said unto Darl "Let my OS go!", he then smote SCO with plagues of boils , frogs, locusts, and burning hail.

      SCO has not yet responded.

  5. Blind man with a bat by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl is like a blind man on the street, swinging a bat, hoping someone will pay him to stop. Hopefully, the cops will get him before he does any real damage.

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    1. Re:Blind man with a bat by Target+Practice · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought he was more analogous to the man with his legs and arms cut off in Monty Python's Holy Grail movie: really annoying, maybe bleeding on you, but too persistent to be ignored...

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    2. Re:Blind man with a bat by NeoPotato · · Score: 1

      1) Go Blind, swing bat wildly.
      2) ???
      3) Profit!

    3. Re:Blind man with a bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl is like a blind man on the street, swinging a bat

      Stop him, before somebody gets rabies!

      -yb

    4. Re:Blind man with a bat by bugnuts · · Score: 5, Funny


      BLACK KNIGHT: I shall sue.

      ARTHUR: What?

      BLACK KNIGHT: I shall sue.

      ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I will not pay a license fee for free software.

      BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

      ARTHUR: So be it!

      [clang clang clang]
      [ARTHUR files a countersuit for four patents the BLACK KNIGHT is infringing upon]

      ARTHUR: Now stand aside, you litigous adversary.

      BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch!

      ARTHUR: A scratch?! You have no evidence of infringement!

      BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I do.

      ARTHUR: Well, show me then. I'm going to file another motion for discovery!

      BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

      ARTHUR: Liar!

      BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!

      [clang clang clang]
      [ARTHUR chops off the BLACK KNIGHT's lawsuit at the knees]

      ARTHUR: Victory is mine!

      BLACK KNIGHT: It's just a flesh wound!
      [headbutts ARTHUR] I'm invincible!

      ARTHUR: You're a looney!

      BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, all right, pay me $100M and we'll call it a draw.

      ARTHUR: Come, Patsy. [clip clop, clip clop]

      BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

    5. Re:Blind man with a bat by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      Funny, I always thought of him as the french guard, who fart's in everbody's general direction.

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    6. Re:Blind man with a bat by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Funny, I always thought of him as the french guard, who fart's in everbody's general direction.

      Can't be the french guard. He actually had ammunition.

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    7. Re:Blind man with a bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of reasons why the "business community" would want to undermine the Free Software movement and destroy the GNU GPL.
      It's not wise to underestimate them, it's quite possible they will succeed.

      If feels like 90% of the 3+ moderated replys to SCO articles are of the above nature.

      "Just relax, the press will expose them as the frauds they really are, our perfect legal system will take care of them, justice will be served!"

      I'm sick of it.

    8. Re:Blind man with a bat by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is one of the best Monty Python spoofs I've seen in a while. The only problem I see, is it's too damn accurate to what's going on! :)

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    9. Re:Blind man with a bat by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Can't be the french guard. He actually had ammunition.

      There's not much difference between what the Frenchmen were dumping and Darl's "evidence," I'm afraid.

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    10. Re:Blind man with a bat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "bite your kneecaps off." Similar but more insane.

  6. Apple? by mgs1000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So does this include OS X? That should be an interesting fight.

    1. Re:Apple? by imac.usr · · Score: 1

      I don't know for sure, but I'd be willing to bet Apple has more lawyers than SCO has employees. There is no possible way Steve -- er, I mean, Apple -- will allow them to win their case.

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    2. Re:Apple? by xMonkey · · Score: 1

      That is what I was just thinking.

      I'm sure SCO will figure out someway to include APPLE. "Hell, why not!" I am sure is thier motto at this point.

    3. Re:Apple? by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative

      Possibly..possibly not..
      OS X was based off NEXTSTEP, which was based on Mach, which was a completely new kernel, with BSD ported to it.

      But compared to Linux, i'd say it's less of a stretch to say that OS X is UNIX than Linux.

      I don't mind if they go after Apple.. just one more company joining in the fun of beating SCO up.

    4. Re:Apple? by gsdali · · Score: 1
      Well Apple sells more BSD based systems than anyone else. Plus relations with Microsoft have been getting more frosty over the last while and M$ have been implicated in the SCO debacle.

      Any chance of anyone getting one of these things up before a judge soon, so it can be thrown out.

    5. Re:Apple? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Why not? They have as much evidence against Apple as they do against IBM.

    6. Re:Apple? by luzrek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm...And you don't think IBM has more Lawyers than SCO has employees?

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    7. Re:Apple? by jafac · · Score: 1

      In other words:
      Worst case scenario:
      Apple ditches BSD subsystem - (or asks users to pay extra license fee for the privilege) - and ships Mach/Cocoa/Carbon. The question is - since a lot of important system-level processes rely on BSD, how much can they keep and not infringe? And how much would they need to re-impliment? (In a worst-case scenario).

      On the other hand.. . Apple probably does have more lawyers than SCO has employees. . .

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    8. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OS X was based off NEXTSTEP, which was based on Mach, which was a completely new kernel, with BSD ported to it.

      I don't see how that matters. OS X contains BSD code. You can find proof of that anywhere. SCO claims they own BSD. BSD is a lot more than just a kernel.

    9. Re:Apple? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it is technically possible for Apple to ditch the BSD subsystem. The BSD subsystem is integrated directly into the kernel space!

      I also don't see how SCO has any claim to ownership over BSD?

    10. Re:Apple? by Xformer · · Score: 1

      None, you mean?

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    11. Re:Apple? by rlsnyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah... and wasn't it already covered that ( at least some versions of) Windows has BSD networking code in it? Or is MS okay because they already paid their blood money?

    12. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      OS X was based off of NEXTSTEP, yes.

      However, it did base off of BSD. "Mach" is not a full kernel. It's something called a "microkernel"-- a very thin abstraction layer that rests between the hardware and the real kernel, so that the real kernel is more easily portable to different hardware. It's like the Windows NT HAL. On top of Mach, NEXTSTEP had to have an actual kernel, and for this they used BSD. Plus, as I'm sure RMS would tell you, an operating system is not just a kernel, and the base associated tools (cp et al) that allow you to actually do things with NEXTSTEP were taken from BSD.

      Moreover, Apple has been continuously merging in code from more recent versions of FreeBSD ever since they took the project over. So even if NEXTSTEP weren't "contaminated" with BSD before Apple bought it, it definitely is now.

    13. Re:Apple? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Apple ditches BSD subsystem - (or asks users to pay extra license fee for the privilege)

      Me thinks not. Apple saying, oh were sorry little man we will add expensive licensing to our superior though low priced flagship. More likely Apple will say, wow IBM did a number on you and you are stupid enough to come to us....You will be made to suffer!
      Also is nextstep a kernel? I thought Nextstep was a desktop alternative.

    14. Re:Apple? by LnxAddct · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would love to see that. Apple users will really carry out the threats that are made. I mean linux users love their OS and will do whatever it takes to protect it, but I know some OS X users who are just nuts about their OS. I mean unbelievably insane. Not only would Steve put SCO to shame, but he would do it in such a way that he'd look like a god, thats just the way he is.

    15. Re:Apple? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Hell, IBM's annual retainer for all their lawyers is probably bigger than SCO's market cap =)

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    16. Re:Apple? by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 1

      IBM has more lawyers than Apple has employees.

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    17. Re:Apple? by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. MS is okay because SCO can't read their source code. Therefore they must be complying with copyright law.

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    18. Re:Apple? by elmegil · · Score: 1
      On the other hand.. . Apple probably does have more lawyers than SCO has employees. . .

      Same can be said for IBM, and that hasn't stopped the rabid weasels at SCO....

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    19. Re:Apple? by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't mind if they go after Apple.. just one more company joining in the fun of beating SCO up.

      I'm sure Apple would think differently about it. Mostly what the SCO fiasco is going to do is make a lot of noise for the press, keep a lot of court clerks busy, and move a LOT of money from computer companies to lawyers, money that could be used for product development.

      Noone wants to get involved in litigation, no matter how fun it looks from the outside. It's too damned expensive.

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    20. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly..possibly not..
      OS X was based off NEXTSTEP, which was based on Mach, which was a completely new kernel, with BSD ported to it.

      But compared to Linux, i'd say it's less of a stretch to say that OS X is UNIX than Linux.

      I don't mind if they go after Apple.. just one more company joining in the fun of beating SCO up.


      Oh come on, SCO is sueing everyone under the tree. If they get any motion of movement from apple, they will sue them in hopes of getting bought out. We all know they want bought out. Is Apple next? YES. What will Apple do? G6 -- Runs on Intel powered by windows ;) (im joking on the next part)

    21. Re:Apple? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      NextStep is an OS.

      It includes a Mach Microkernel, with BSD and OPENSTEP personalities running on it.

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    22. Re:Apple? by javiercero · · Score: 1

      You are a tad confused here, Mach IS the actual kernel, the interface however is BSD. You can make Mach look like NT if you wish, you just need to provide an interface which is familiar to enough people, in this case BSD had enough userland to take it as the desired interface. In fact you could have mach running several "personalities" I.e. you could make it look like BSD and Linux at the same time.

    23. Re:Apple? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Is simply de-selecting the "BSD Install" during a custom install a valid test? Does doing so simply not install the userland tools, or does it not-install more than that?

      I've never been willing to try, frankly.

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    24. Re:Apple? by XO · · Score: 1

      That's perfectly legal. Buried somewhere in Windows documentation, is BSD's copyright notice.

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    25. Re:Apple? by lederhosen · · Score: 1

      No.

      Darwin is the union of Mach and BSD *both* of which
      are in kernelmode. Darwin is *not* a microkernel
      design. Everything is put inside the kernel, i.e.
      Mach, BSD file system, BSD drivers Apple drivers
      BSD network stack etc. Because Darwin includes
      a microkernel does not mean its microkernel based.

    26. Re:Apple? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Unless they've paid SCO for liscensing, probably. OS X is fundamentally nothing but BSD running on a Mach kernal with a fancy proprietary Apple GUI (Aqua).

    27. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Microsoft will call off the SCO-Lawyer Monkey's because Apple is Microsoft's 'Competition' and they need them around to keep the DOJ off their back.

    28. Re:Apple? by colganc · · Score: 1

      Apple labels Mach and some of the BSD stuff as the "Kernel Enviroment." That doesn't mean the BSD stuff is the kernel. When talking about the actual kernel Apple talks about Mach. Apple doesn't use BSD drivers according to their docs. The programs that your everyday user uses are not the commandline tools but the gui ones.

    29. Re:Apple? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      That's my understanding. Basically means you don't have Terminal and a couple other things installed. It doesn't affect the BSD parts essential for operation.

    30. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't see how SCO has any claim to ownership over BSD?

      Obviously you are not Darl!

      Before this is over, Darl will claim ownership of Ford Motors and the Rothschild Bank.

      What *I* don't see is why the business community has not determined that this guy is a fucking crook and a loony toon on a par with Bernie Cornfeld and Robert Vesco.

    31. Re:Apple? by lederhosen · · Score: 1

      of course not.

      I am not saying that ls, cat, make, gcc is in
      the kernel.

      I am saying drivers, filesystems, network stack
      is part of the kernel (in Darwin).

      Now these comes from BSD or from Apple.

      I true mikrokernel design has these parts as
      userspace processes.

    32. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a sharp one, aren't you?

    33. Re:Apple? by tigga · · Score: 1
      OS X contains BSD code. You can find proof of that anywhere. SCO claims they own BSD. BSD is a lot more than just a kernel.

      SCO does not claim they own BSD (yet). Anyway BSD in 1994 contained 3 files which were copyrighted by AT&T. Then BSD ditched those files and it is clean since then.

      OS X picked up some BSD code which is clean I think. It would be impossible to find anything in source close to original AT&T code...

      And again if SCO would like to throw settlement it means its use of BSD code in SYSV is dubious.

    34. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, nextstep is unix too. How are they getting off the hook?

    35. Re:Apple? by BrynM · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Apple would think differently about it.
      You really had to say that didn't you...
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    36. Re:Apple? by pohl · · Score: 1

      It's true that the mach server process that is the BSD kernel personality (or whatever they're calling it nowadays) resides in the kernel space, this is only an optimization to reduce context-switches. It's my understanding that this is something that they can enable/disable at build-time by setting an compilation flag...that is, the code is modular in the sense that it could run as a Mach single-server in its own address space, if one chose to not perform that particular build-time optimization.

      Regardless, I don't think it's really relevant to how easy it would be to remove. The real question is what pieces really depend on the BSD layer being there, not what address space it runs in.

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    37. Re:Apple? by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

      OS X might already be licensed. SCO isn't trying to stop companies from using UNIX, they're just trying to get people not paying them licensing fees to start. A good chunk of that $120 you pay in OS X upgrades may already be going to SCOs coffers.

      (note: yes, that is speculation - i don't claim to know what contracts apple is under.)

    38. Re:Apple? by c1pher · · Score: 1

      "I don't know for sure, but I'd be willing to bet Apple has more lawyers than SCO has employees. There is no possible way Steve -- er, I mean, Apple -- will allow them to win their case."

      They don't call him Jobsfather, for nothin ya know..

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    39. Re:Apple? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Anyway BSD in 1994 contained 3 files which were copyrighted by AT&T. Then BSD ditched those files and it is clean since then.

      Unfortunately, AT&T didn't have to ditch all but three files from their version.

      Fast forward to the present day and SCO thinks everything in their code is unique to them and is suing left and right and up and down and forward and back and top and bottom and strange and charm and... and when history doesn't agree with them, now they sue to overturn history.

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    40. Re:Apple? by ink · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. The BSD portions of OSX are not mearly a "subsystem". All the system I/O, including disk, network and such rely on it. Just replacing it would be extremely painful; involving device driver rewrites and re-working their "micro" kernel.

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    41. Re:Apple? by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it almost certainly includes OSX, since it includes a lot of BSD.

      What I've been thinking is: I'm running linux and OSX at home. I need to revive one of those old machines down in the basement and get, say, FreeBSD running on it. Then I'll be in the line of fire for all of SCO's attacks.

      Or maybe I'm missing something? What else should I have running?

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    42. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NEXTSTEP was derived from an earlier version of Mach that was by no stretch of the imagination a microkernel. And for the record both Berkeley and CMU used portions of each other's kernels. More importantly, though, is that there _are_ portions of the modern BSD kernel space _in_ Darwin kernel space. You can look right at the source code yourself.

    43. Re:Apple? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a Tandy?

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    44. Re:Apple? by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      When talking about the actual kernel Apple talks about Mach.

      No - this page from the Kernel Architecture Overview says:

      Important

      Note that Mac OS X uses the term kernel somewhat differently than you might expect.

      "A kernel, in traditional operating-system terminology, is a small nucleus of software that provides only the minimal facilities necessary for implementing additional operating-system services." -- from The Design and Implementation of the 4.4 BSD Operating System, McKusick, Bostic, Karels, and Quarterman, 1996.

      Similarly, in traditional Mach-based operating systems, the kernel refers to the Mach microkernel and ignores additional low-level code without which Mach does very little.

      In Mac OS X, however, the kernel environment contains much more than the Mach kernel itself. The Mac OS X kernel environment includes the Mach kernel, BSD, the I/O Kit, file systems, and networking components. These are often referred to collectively as the kernel. Each of these components is described briefly in the following sections. For further details, refer to the specific component chapters or to the reference material listed in the bibliography.

      (emphasis mine, except for the boldfacing of "Important").

      I.e., they're contrasting "traditional Mach-based operating systems" with Mac OS X.

    45. Re:Apple? by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      The real question is what pieces really depend on the BSD layer being there, not what address space it runs in.

      Everything that accesses files or sockets does; there are UNIX APIs at the bottom of that pile.

      (Note that, for example, an NSFileHandle has a "fileDescriptor" message to get the underlying UNIX file descriptor; "initWithFileDescriptor" can, for example, be used on the return from "socket()", so when they say "file descriptor" they mean "UNIX file descriptor".)

    46. Re:Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Apple licensed SysV (A/UX for 68K Macs), it's to be expected. I think SCO has every SVRx licensee on their hit list, if they contributed to F/OSS devlopement.

    47. Re:Apple? by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      But, if (like all the local conspiracy theorists believe) Microsoft is pulling the strings, then Apple is bound to get pulled into this. How convenient to have all of your competitors being sued for billions of dollars while you stand around smugly saying "should have licensed the tech like we did". And what if Apple sees this coming and ponys up for a license...more fuel for SCO, both to feed the lawyers and point out another major player thinking they may actually have a case.

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    48. Re:Apple? by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      NeXTStep was based off BSD 4.3 and you can trace it from there.

    49. Re:Apple? by dysprosia · · Score: 1

      I'm probably nitpicking, but OS X is directly based off OPENSTEP. NeXTSTEP and OPENSTEP are two different creatures, actually.

    50. Re:Apple? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah, but it's not like it can't be found... ;)

      In fact, there are [applies qsweep/sgrep to sourcetree] 12 references to UNIX in the M$DOS6 source. The fact that it's stuff like "this does a UNIX-style whatever" is irrelevant; it need merely take the name of UNIX in vain to attract Darl's wrath.

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    51. Re:Apple? by chefren · · Score: 1

      ..but isn't the disputed ip in the kernel?

    52. Re:Apple? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      It'll also include Microsoft, since their FTP client used to be based on BSD code.

    53. Re:Apple? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      >Noone wants to get involved in litigation, no matter how fun it looks from the outside

      No one except a company composed almost entirely of lawyers.

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    54. Re:Apple? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      It includes a Mach Microkernel, with BSD and OPENSTEP personalities running on it.

      Thanks, I think it was a version of openstep that I saw running on a linux box that confused me.

    55. Re:Apple? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      That would have been GNUStep, not openstep. GNUStep is an Openstep lookalike that runs on any Unix that supports the GNU Toolset and X.

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    56. Re:Apple? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      AIX and Dynix

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  7. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorta chubby. Plain, bordering on ugly. You need to get outside more and see what attractive women who wouldn't be caught dead at dork conventions look like.

  8. Nice quotes by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "However, there are some elements who have an almost religious zealousness about Linux," he [Darl McBride] added. "In some ways, that can be scary for anyone opposing their positions."

    As if SCO's position isn't religious zealotry to the max!

    Then there's sanity on the other side:

    "I just don't buy it," said Bruce Perens, a Berkeley, Calif.-based Linux developer and open source advocate. " This is just an effort to discredit the open-source community.
    "If there were real threats, the police would be there instead of husky fellows with radio tubes in their heads," he said.

    1. Re:Nice quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, there are some elements who have an almost religious zealousness about Linux," he [Darl McBride] added.

      While Darl is off his rocker, he's still quite correct there. A single reasonable response from Bruce Perens doesn't refute this.

      Your ID# says you should know better.

    2. Re:Nice quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As if SCO's position isn't religious zealotry to the max!

      Uh, no. It's a cynical exploitation of the legal system but I don't see where it's remotely "religious zealotry", to the max or otherwise.

    3. Re:Nice quotes by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      I guess it's time for RMS & Linus to get body guards as well..!

    4. Re:Nice quotes by Kombat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't they have to be "open source" bodyguards though? What would that mean, exactly? Would they publish maps of their transportation routes on their web site? Would they wear their guns on the outsides of their jackets?

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    5. Re:Nice quotes by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Linus's wife is probably a better bodyguard than most husky guys with radio tubes in their heads. And she's probably a lot more fun to be around, too.

      Dunno how RMS will protect himself though.

    6. Re:Nice quotes by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      Think about RMS' hair and his bathing habits..

    7. Re:Nice quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BSD quotes? In the immortal words of DeForest Kelley:
      "It's dead, Jim."
    8. Re:Nice quotes by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Your anonimity says you don't have a sense of humor.

  9. Time to create a pariah... by freerangegeek · · Score: 1

    Who's selling SCO computers? Who holds their repair contracts? Who is providing them their ISP? What company is selling them office space? Heck, who's selling them power? water? Let's put them out of business by cutting them off at the roots.

    1. Re:Time to create a pariah... by CatGrep · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're forgetting that they live in Utah. They've probably already got a years supply of computers, power and water stored up.

    2. Re:Time to create a pariah... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Dunno about the rest of it, but if SCO starts beating on AT&T they might find it very difficult to get phone service. Ever.

      OK, so I don't know if AT&T as such provides any kind of phone service in Utah, but there has to be some kind of contact between the various Baby Bells and other phone companies and I can just imagine a quid-pro-quo call between some level of executives.

      It needn't be too subtle either - a backhoe can do a substantial amount of damage to buried cables...

    3. Re:Time to create a pariah... by WebMasterP · · Score: 1

      ROFL! Why isn't this modded as funny?

      Sorry, the talking squirrel told me to post this.

  10. *Yawns* so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When do SCOs actions, threats to sue linux customers, and harrassment of linux customers reach the point where they become some kind of illegal thing? I'm sure there's some kind of line between marketing to your competitors customers and harassing them.

    If the harrassment/lawsuit threats are already covered under the lanham act suit redhat/ibm (?) is bringing, then what line does SCO have to cross before redhat/IBM can start asking for injunctions, as opposed to having to wait until their lawsuits start?

    And doesn't the SCO case verbal arguments begin on december 6? Once that happens, how long will it take for SCO's ball of yarn to fall apart?

    1. Re:*Yawns* so by elrond2003 · · Score: 0

      Red hat has filed for a permanent injunction. Just as soon as they get onto the docket the jig is up. In the meantime, hang in there and enjoy the ride.

    2. Re:*Yawns* so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Do you know when they are scheduled to hit said docket?

    3. Re:*Yawns* so by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When do SCOs actions, threats to sue linux customers, and harrassment of linux customers reach the point where they become some kind of illegal thing?

      When they do something that Microsoft does not like.

      I hope that sufficiently answers your question.

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    4. Re:*Yawns* so by Fux+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

      What options do they have?

      SCO has managed to alianate most of their former loyal customer base and as far as I can see, do not have much chance of signing new customers up.

      The only option that they have is to go after the world in the hope that they can sue enough people to keep in buisness. The problem is that there are only so many people it can sue and until it actually wins a court case, the vast majority of companies will, quite rightly, sit on it and wait to see what happens. I don't think that SCO will be around long enough to see all the cases through.

    5. Re:*Yawns* so by wafflemonger · · Score: 1

      It becomes illegal as soon as RedHat points out in their trial that they really are threatening Linux companies. SCO has been trying to say as part of their defense that they do not intend to sue anyone. We also get the added benefit of putting those involved in the trial in jail for perjury.

    6. Re:*Yawns* so by LilJC · · Score: 1
      And doesn't the SCO case verbal arguments begin on december 6? Once that happens, how long will it take for SCO's ball of yarn to fall apart?

      A US lawyer is not so different from a US politician in some ways. First, if they want, they can speak for as long as they like without saying any substantial. Second, if they want, they can "prove" something that is completely off-base with arguments that are completely off-base, etc ad nauseum.

      On Dec 6th, expect to hear what you've alrady heard, except instead of something concises such as "Linux has our source code, dernit!" there will be hours of speech about what source code is, how it is intellectual property, how when it needs to be protected as any other invention, and how in this grevious instance yada yada.

      That doesn't mean the house of cards won't fall, it just means it won't fall on December 6th, or necessarily even in December. SCO will send skilled professionals to drag this out as long as possible.

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    7. Re:*Yawns* so by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      I hope you don't think that sufficiently answers his question.

      It is not an established fact that Microsoft is funding SCO, just a popular opinion around here.

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    8. Re:*Yawns* so by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Er, they don't give a damn about staying in business. All they want to do is collect enough cash so that the large investors in SCOX (including the exectutives and current court lawyers) can collect. I suspect that most of them already have homes in Mexico, or somewhere else in the world where their wealth will be substantial enough to make their power equivilant to God's.

      I doubt they've got any plans past Q2 or Q3 of next year. I'd think that they'd be overseas before then, anyway.

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    9. Re:*Yawns* so by jjo · · Score: 1

      No, it is a certainty that Microsoft is funding SCO. Just check out SCO's SEC filings, and you'll find in excess of $10M of funds flowing from Microsoft to SCO.

      The funding is hidden by a figleaf of IP licensing, but I challenge anyone to come up with another example of Microsoft paying that much for a licence to a little company for rights to exceedingly questionable IP. We all know with absolute certaintly that 'services rendered' in attacking Linux have something to do with the continuing big payouts to SCO.

    10. Re:*Yawns* so by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It has already reached that stage in Germany and some other countries.

      And I have one problem about your suggesting SCO's ball of yarn might fall apart - it already has.

    11. Re:*Yawns* so by x1r0k3wl · · Score: 1
      Sick of gentoo zealots throwing plugs in completely unrelated topics? Me too!

      If you only knew how much better our 3-day install process is, you wouldn't be so damn smug!!

    12. Re:*Yawns* so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe M$ runs a secret cluster of linux in order to "embrace and extend" and wanted to do it "legally" so payed the license fee to SCO....

  11. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by spune · · Score: 0

    ^_^ I believe there is more to as OS than it's mascot. Look how far Windows has gotten with nothing more than a couple colored squares.

  12. Just more crap to try to support their stock price by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess the litany about suing Linux isn't working for them anymore.

    So now they're declaring that they're broadening the cases.

    So far, they've only filed one lawsuit.

    Until they file another, this is just PR crap.

  13. Flamebait - I can't resist trolling here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what you get when everyone can see your source code - sued.

    Closed source prevents people from knowing you stole the code.

    Anyone care to bite?

    1. Re:Flamebait - I can't resist trolling here. by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      Actually, no one stole from SCO - they're simply lying.

      They could say the same about MS (*), and then refuse to say exactly *what* code MS had stolen.

      (*) "look, we know it's our code because "strings" shows one variable with the same name in their binary! it's true!"

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  14. Better be the first half of next year... by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...because no way does SCO still exist in the second half.

    1. Re:Better be the first half of next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait- haven't losers like you been claiming that SCO is dying for over a year now? Haven't you been predicting the crash of SCOX? Haven't some extreme losers like you even shorted SCOX? But isn't SCO stronger than ever? And isn't their stock price still up about 1500% on the year?

    2. Re:Better be the first half of next year... by StringBlade · · Score: 1
      They've got until 2007 before the guillotine hits the spine; just before my birthday too -- what a great gift!

      It's like Christmans on....my birthday

      --
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    3. Re:Better be the first half of next year... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, then they'll sue the Chicago Bears for taking their business plan.

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    4. Re:Better be the first half of next year... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Their stock price is up. If you think that's good, please buy some.

      --

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  15. bodyguards by Dreadlord · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmmm. I can't imagine why SCO executives feel that they need to hire bodyguards.

    Isn't it clear why? Linux peguin looks quite friendly and isn't harmful at all, BSD daemon on the other hand...

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    1. Re:bodyguards by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Tux's bite!

    2. Re:bodyguards by HalfStarted · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Totally off topic... but your sig... so... you are a pointer to a DreadLord object... does that something like a "yes man" or are you just an index finger?

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    3. Re:bodyguards by anachattak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's see: threatening global commercial powers with ruin unless they succumb to his outrageous demands, central headquarters filled with an army of evil bodyguards and assorted henchmen......Darl's only a monocle and kitty cat away from true super villainy. Wonder where he's hiding the huge frickin laser? (hmmmmm)

    4. Re:bodyguards by Papyrus · · Score: 2, Funny
      Linux peguin looks quite friendly and isn't harmful at all

      They might be worried that the Linux penguin is related to that penguin in the "Wallace & Gromit" feature...

    5. Re:bodyguards by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's the chief stylist for an army of greasy-haired lordlings.

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    6. Re:bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dreadlord isn't a class, it's an object, instance of the SlashDotter class:

      class SlashDotter {
      //...
      pubic:
      printSig(void);
      setSig(const char* sig);
      //...
      };

      SlashDotter* Dreadlord = new SlashDotter();
      Dreadloard->setSig("Dreadload->printSig();") ;

      when outputing /. pages you call:
      Dreadlord->printSig();

      Got it now?

    7. Re:bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's also valid perl syntax for calling a static method of a class DreadLord.

    8. Re:bodyguards by HalfStarted · · Score: 1

      Ahh my bad... you are right... DreadLord is a pointer to a slashdotter :)

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    9. Re:bodyguards by Mixel · · Score: 1
      Maybe the bodyguards should get some boyguards, that way when their HQ gets attacked by "The Coalition of Corporations" we get a little more action.

      Remember that simpsons episode with 007, flamethrowers and stuff.. :D

    10. Re:bodyguards by Mixel · · Score: 1

      Err, typo boyguards->boyguards.. heh.. :/

    11. Re:bodyguards by HalfStarted · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... I haven't written in PERL in ages... to me it was just C++

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    12. Re:bodyguards by Mixel · · Score: 1

      Ah nuts. Bodyguards. Ill go sleep now.

    13. Re:bodyguards by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      And you've done it again!

      Err, typo boyguards->boyguards.. heh.. :/

      Hmmm...me spies a freudian slip! Got anything you want to tell us Mixel? ;oP

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    14. Re:bodyguards by Mixel · · Score: 1
      Got anything you want to tell us Mixel? ;oP

      Yes. Conform! Consume! Obey!

      *sigh* life on /. is tough as a newbie who cant type..

    15. Re:bodyguards by McAddress · · Score: 1

      imagine a penguin chargin at you at 100 moh

    16. Re:bodyguards by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Darl's only a monocle and kitty cat away from true super villainy. Wonder where he's hiding the huge frickin laser? (hmmmmm)

      Anyone want to help rectify this situation? If someone would provide the monocle and cat, I'll pay the shipping.

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      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    17. Re:bodyguards by Piquan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
      -- Linus Torvalds

    18. Re:bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine a penguin chargin at you at 100 moh

      A South African penguin or a ..... nevermind.

    19. Re:bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is C++, dimwit.

    20. Re:bodyguards by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I had this same mental image when I heard SCO was suing IBM for. . . ONE. . . .MILLION. . . .. DOLLARS!!!

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    21. Re:bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah. but what you're missing is that Tux is actually a Japanese sumo penguin. He's looking so smug and amused because he's sitting on top of the BSD daemon, and the horns are tickling him.

      I'm sure I read this somewhere, but now I can't find the cite. I think it might've been the Australian's IT section (the Australian is a newspaper from -- you guessed it -- Australia. Very Sydney-centric, though.)

    22. Re:bodyguards by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1

      Darl + penguin + 2 minutes alone = one newly emasculated Darl.

      Yay!

  16. Proof positive that ... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride is going for broke. The man is fucking insane and I feel for all the stockholders that are gonna lose big when this falls apart.

    Mod me down but I gotta burn some karma sometime.

    1. Re:Proof positive that ... by realdpk · · Score: 1

      His shareholders are already winning, though - big time. The short-timers, he doesn't care about. It's those that had stock when it was in the low-dollars range that told him he should go ahead and do this.

      Make no mistake, everyone who pushed for this to happen (internally within the shareholders) has already won.

    2. Re:Proof positive that ... by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      Well, you are sort of insightful, Darl IS going for broke. I feel for those stock holders, but do any of the large brokerages have SCOX shares that I can short against?

      HAIL the day that SCOX becomes SCOX.OB

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    3. Re:Proof positive that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think things are reaching this point because he realizes he can't keep this up much longer. Things hit court near the beginning of next month. Once that happens everything falls apart. So he has to ramp up his lies to the breaking point before that happens.

    4. Re:Proof positive that ... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Darl McBride is going for broke. The man is fucking insane and I feel for all the stockholders that are gonna lose big when this falls apart.

      Ahem. "Fucking insane"? You are so behind the times.

      May I cite My comment of Last week in which I was nominated for 'The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "Fuck" In A Slashdot Posting' when I encapsulated the history of my evaluation of SCO's mental state over the past few months as follows:

      > > > Has SCO gone completely mad? What the fuck? ?
      > >
      > > Is SCO completely, utterly, loony? What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck?!
      > > Oh, right. That as me, quoting myself from Septempter, and then from October.
      > >
      > So, to bring you all up to date. It's November. The proper question is now:
      >
      > "Is SCO completely, utterly, apeshit and batshit, half-a-gig-short-of-a-Debian-ISO, stark, slavering, buggo?!? What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck fuck [ several dozen instances of the word "fuck" deleted for brevity ] fuck?!?!"

      After taking into account the 12 replies I received, and the additional seven days, and the threats to sue FreeBSD, we're now up to the following:

      "Is SCO completely, utterly, apeshit, goatshit and batshit, 649-megabytes-short-of-a-Debian-ISO, stark, slavering, buggo?!? Fuck! Are the fucking fuckers fucking well fucked? What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck? What the figgety fucking fuckity fuck fuck?"

      There's your update for this Wednesday. I'm off to the Fuck Mines to dig out more copies of the word "fuck" in preparation for next week, when I expect to see that SCO discovered the Cult of Scientology's equivalent of the Bible Code in the comments to malloc.h, and attempts to sue the Town of Occupied Clearwater (and subpoena the Xenu, our Galactic Emperor) for including the complete text of OT III in the Linux source base, thereby making the entire works of L. Ron Hubbard constitute a violation of the SCO Group's intellectual property rights.

      In the meantime, I trust you now realize that your referral to Darl McBride as merely "fucking insane" is an understatement akin to describing the Grand Canyon as a "ditch".

      Reminder to SCO's landsharks who have a problem with either of our comments regarding your board of directors' collective mental state: truth is an absolute defence.

    5. Re:Proof positive that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, I just blew Diet Pepsi all over my CRT.

      This may be the funniest thing I've ever read on /.

      Somebody, please mod parent funny.

  17. Finally an Answer!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    An answer to "What is up Darl McBride's ass?"
    The more yarn you pull out the more you see
    Turns out it's an entire ball of yarn!
    1. Re:Finally an Answer!! by Tsali · · Score: 1

      Seminal vesicular tissue is what I was thinking...

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    2. Re:Finally an Answer!! by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about his head...

    3. Re:Finally an Answer!! by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      It's more likely to be a whole sheep.

      MadCow.

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    4. Re:Finally an Answer!! by pmz · · Score: 1


      Wow, an image of Darl sitting in the bathroom pulling yard after yard of yarn out of his ass and making this profound statement. Maybe he is retarded?

    5. Re:Finally an Answer!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "An answer to "What is up Darl McBride's ass?"... The more yarn you pull out the more you see...Turns out it's an entire ball of yarn!"

      Or an entire yarn of bull...

    6. Re:Finally an Answer!! by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The more yarn you pull out the more you see

      Quite unlike Darl's cock!

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    7. Re:Finally an Answer!! by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 1

      Offtopic? The moderators have been jacking off instead of paying attention.

      It's on-topic. The thread is dedicated to insults about Darl the SCO Guy.

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  18. Dumb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just when you think this whole thing can't get any more assinine, Darl smokes another crack pipe.

  19. Wait -- I'm confused by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought BSD was dying. I could swear I read that somewhere...

    GMD

    1. Re:Wait -- I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      After SCO successfully sues Theo for the $1758.29 in his checking account, *BSD will truly be dead.

  20. This must be the new SCO business model by dhomoney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    SCO hasn't put out a viable product in years, and frankly neither had Caldera. To me this just seems like SCO is using the legal system as it's new business model. Can't make a profit the ol' fashioned way? Now you can sue yourself to a profit. What a bunch of ass clowns.

    1. Re:This must be the new SCO business model by doctormetal · · Score: 1

      SCO hasn't put out a viable product in years, and frankly neither had Caldera. To me this just seems like SCO is using the legal system as it's new business model. Can't make a profit the ol' fashioned way? Now you can sue yourself to a profit. What a bunch of ass clowns.

      Indeed. Looking at all they are trying to do you can conclude they do not care about what happens to linux, unix or bsd. They only care about filling their own pockets with someone elses money. If they did care they would not try to destroy it.

    2. Re:This must be the new SCO business model by obsid1an · · Score: 4, Informative

      Correct, in fact they actually admitted to it: VAR Business: Other than the suit, how's business? McBride: That's the great untold story no one even asks about. We have over two million servers actively running today. Customers continue to come to us. We have laid out a growth map that will be significant for our customers. In the next year expect Legend, which will take OpenServer and update it. Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel. That is a few years out. As we look at monetizing this two-million-user installed base, we can sell product for a $800 to $1,000 dollars, whatever. We're talking about a couple of billion dollars in upgrade opportunities. From a financial standpoint. The first part was cleaning the company up. We've done that. Going forward we have three dials. The core business, we think that's bottomed out and there's upside now with new products coming. We haven't had a new product in our OpenServer base in years and years. The second dial is the 2.5 million Linux servers out there today that are paired with our intellectual property in them. We have a licensed product $699, $1,399. Chris [Sontag] is driving that and that's another multi-billion-dollar revenue opportunity The third bucket has to do with the IBM settlement. We filed that at $3 billion. Every day they don't resolve this, the AIX meter is still ticking.... That's in a Utah courtroom 18 months out. That's a down the road revenue opportunity but the first two dials are going right now, and today's announcement today with Boies will really help move the second dial along.

    3. Re:This must be the new SCO business model by AngelHedgie · · Score: 1

      They should ask Atari about how successful that model really is...

    4. Re:This must be the new SCO business model by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
      This just in: Darl McBride was seen dumping a cup of coffee on his lap at a McDonald's drive-thru and immediately sued McDonald's, Juan Valdez, that old biddy who did it in the 90s (making an infringement of SCO's copywrong), Starbuck's, DuPont as the inventor of styrofoam, British comedienne Denise Coffey, Minnesota farmer Ole McDonald, and Marvin Percolator (sole heir to the fortune).

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    5. Re:This must be the new SCO business model by schon · · Score: 1

      Translation...

      McBride: That's the great untold story no one even asks about.

      And we're sure as hell not gonna bring it up, because it makes us look even more pitiful.

      Customers continue to come to us.

      And bitch because our crap doesn't work right.

      We have laid out a growth map that will be significant for our customers.

      Significant, because they'll have to switch to something else.

      In the next year expect Legend

      Of which you can see a preview by watching the horrible Tom Cruise flick we stole the name from.

      Longer term, expect SVR 6, which will be 64-bit Unix on Intel.

      Assuming we can steal the code from Linux without anyone noticing.

      We're talking about a couple of billion dollars in upgrade opportunities.

      And when I say 'upgrade', I mean 'extortion'.

      The core business, we think that's bottomed out

      Oh shit, did I really say that? Hmm.. better come up with something else..

      there's upside now with new products coming

      And when I say 'products', I mean 'lawsuits'

      We haven't had a new product in our OpenServer base in years and years.

      Oh shit, I didn't mean to say that either - I really have to stop myself..

      The third bucket has to do with the IBM settlement.

      Umm, I hope he doesn't realize that he asked besides the lawsuit..

  21. It may be a good thing by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This could be a fairly good thing. Now, there is enough outrage from the BSD camp too, and ofcourse Apple will also jump into the fray soon.

    Kinda like the ents in the lord of the rings against Saruman.

    S

    1. Re:It may be a good thing by haystor · · Score: 3, Funny

      BSD might have stolen something from SCO, after all, it is dying.

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    2. Re:It may be a good thing by Basje · · Score: 1

      Kinda like the ents in the lord of the rings against Saruman

      appletrees :)

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    3. Re:It may be a good thing by koa · · Score: 1

      Thats a pretty good analogy.. Becuase SCO used to be on *our* side.

      I present to you: The Fellowship of the Source

      "One License to rule them all, One License to find them. One License to litigate them and in the darkness bind them"

      Here are your Characters:

      IBM = Gandalf
      RHAT = Boromir
      Novell = Gimli
      SGI = Eomir
      Linus = Frodo
      RMS = Samwise

      *Not a complete list, but i'm at work. :)

      --
      ....move along....nothing to see here....
    4. Re:It may be a good thing by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      BSDers don't get outraged much, man.... the whole Berkely thing. Even the "BSD is dead" trolls get ignored more than anything else.

      The main advantage is more people realize that SCO is just on the pipe. They're going after a settlement thats years old, that was settled well before they got their dirty mitts on the code, suing one of the major contributers to UNIX (UC Berkely contributing minor things such as, Idunno, the VM?). Once people see that, they might realize SCO is truly the Smoking Crack Organization. The SCOX is only up 1.5% on this "breaking" news, so maybe people are starting to get wise.

    5. Re:It may be a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the BSDi settlement, BSD retained the right to die without paying royalties to the SysV owners.

    6. Re:It may be a good thing by forlornhope · · Score: 1

      Does that make Microsoft SAURON?

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    7. Re:It may be a good thing by koa · · Score: 1

      Possibly, that would explan why whenever I install updates to my windows machine a great big glowing red eye flickers on my monitor.

      --
      ....move along....nothing to see here....
  22. Watch out! by BJZQ8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear that SCO has found gratuitous use of the letters S, C, and O in BSD source code! Obviously there must be payment rendered!

    1. Re:Watch out! by Savatte · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they replace the S with 5, the C with the ( or the cent sign, and O with 0, SCO will drop the case.

    2. Re:Watch out! by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

      That would only be code obfuscation! 5(0 is still a clear violation of their intellectual property rights!

    3. Re:Watch out! by rocketjuice · · Score: 1

      Yep, next they'll be suing Merriam-Webster... Oh, and all of you whose last or first names begin with SCO will have to pay the $699 license fee. Maybe they'll ask Bill to call his company Mirft instead. *Cue maniacal laughter* ;-) "We have free Linux. Let's start working on that whole free lunch thing!"

    4. Re:Watch out! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Do you think a company that can pretend the warmed over crud that is UnixWare was infringed upon by IBM contibuting well engineered, real Enterprise stuff to Linux would be stopped by a little hacker speak? Ye of little faith...

    5. Re:Watch out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets check the FreeBSD kernel.

      $ grep -r SCO * | wc -l
      393855

      So busted!

  23. Fuck you SCO by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Stop being bitches.

    1. Re:Fuck you SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, how insightful, now I know the guys at SCO are bitches, thanks for the extremely useful info :)

    2. Re:Fuck you SCO by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 0, Troll

      No Problem.
      any time.

    3. Re:Fuck you SCO by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      I don't believe they give you a choice in prison.

      As another slashdotter said some days ago, we need to send Darl some Vaseline and FSF-logo'ed kneepads.

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    4. Re:Fuck you SCO by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      well put

  24. I don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  25. someone make a list of SCO threats by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO just doesn't know when to stop. To show how ludicrous they are, make a timeline in your head of all the SCO threats. Also, a list of every company/non-profit organization SCO has threatened would be an added bonus. To get started, do a query. Hell, a compilation of all SCO threats made this year would be even better.

    1. Re:someone make a list of SCO threats by Fux+the+Penguin · · Score: 0
      Then, I would like to see a judicical perspective on some points claimed by SCO vs. IBM by the judge:
      • Contract breach by IBM (including derivative works)
      • All enforceable Unix-V Copyrights by SCO (while Novell is telling something different)
      • Unix-V-Code in recent Linux-Kernel (2.4 - 2.6) and violating SCOs Copyrights (see No. 2)
      • GPL void with the US-Constitution and/or DMA

      As now the lawyers/judges have the words - let them sort the things out. No more lies - no more FUD.
    2. Re:someone make a list of SCO threats by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      then send printed versions to the Better Business Beauro(sp), your congressman, and any one else who should care, with concise reasons as to why they should care.

    3. Re:someone make a list of SCO threats by mrpuffypants · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hang on, I was planning to do this just after I'm done compiling a list of Windows security flaws

    4. Re:someone make a list of SCO threats by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
      SCO just doesn't know when to stop. To show how ludicrous they are, make a timeline in your head of all the SCO threats. Also, a list of every company/non-profit organization SCO has threatened would be an added bonus. To get started, do a query. Hell, a compilation of all SCO threats made this year would be even better.

      Heh, I wonder how long it'll be until we see a map like this on thinkgeek. They'd probably sell like hotcakes especially if they donate every penny made from the charts to the fight against SCO huh?

      -matt

  26. They will lose. by Noryungi · · Score: 1

    AT&T tried. They lost their case: it turned out that AT&T had copied a lot of BSD code.

    Oh, and just one more thing: AT&T had way more money than SCO ever had. They still lost.

    Good Luck SCO, and may God be on your side... Because none of us ever will.

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    The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
    1. Re:They will lose. by lspd · · Score: 1

      AT&T tried. They lost their case: it turned out that AT&T had copied a lot of BSD code.

      Hmmm. Presents an interesting "what if" scenario. If the BSD agreement is declared invalid, doesn't that make SCO liable for years and years of copyright infringement? The whole Berkeley Packet Filter debacle seems to suggest that SCO still hasn't bothered to properly document the code that was taken from Berkeley.

    2. Re:They will lose. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > AT&T tried. They lost their case

      Yes, but SCO *has* to attack that verdict and get it turned over. I made the
      prediction weeks ago that they'd have to try to get it overturned. That was
      before I knew they intended to go after BSD directly. The whole AT&T/BSD
      settlement is seriously harmful to their case in the IBM suit, because the bulk
      of their case rests on "Intellectual Property" that they ostensibly obtained
      from Novell who ostensibly bought it from AT&T but which AT&T had previously
      *lost* in court. Yeah, yeah, there's the contract angle, but their claims are
      too grandiose for that. They need those IP rights that AT&T lost to UC
      Berkeley. Without them, the whole thing is (eventually) going nowhere for
      them. So, yeah, of *course* they're going to try to get the AT&T/BSD
      decision changed. I'm not sure *how* they're planning to do that, and I
      suspect they're still trying to figure that out themselves, but it's something
      they've got to try, unless they want to put their tail between their legs and
      go back to the obscurity from whence they came.

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    3. Re:They will lose. by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      You are right, and I don't see how they imagine they have the slightest chance of winning.

      I think that it is more likely that SCO have in fact used BSD code illegally. I think the BSD people should be pro-active on this, while SCO are busy with Linux......

  27. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess those girls need love too but it would take a lot of beer. An awful lot of beer. Better make that a bottle of tequila and some horse tranquilizers. On second thought, I'll just sleep with the penguin.

  28. The Real Bruce Perens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I just don't buy it," said Bruce Perens, a Berkeley, Calif.-based Linux developer and open source advocate. "This is just an effort to discredit the open-source community. If there were real threats, the police would be there instead of husky fellows with radio tubes in their heads," he said.

    He's right, of course, but it's not as if he was shy about screaming that Eric Raymond was threatening _his_ life...

  29. ut oh... by FuBaR+Technician · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough I'm downloading the ISO's to install on our new server _right_now_ and I see this. Should I be concerned and put on SuSe or something?

    -TLAY

    1. Re:ut oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should I be concerned

      Only if you're downloading SCO ISOs - then you should have your sanity checked.

      SCO is about as dangerous to Linux and BSD as a blind, deaf quadrapalegic kitten. It screams like hell, but it's only a question of how quick you put the kitten out of it's misery.

  30. BSD network code by kmahan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So does this mean that they intend to sue microsoft too?

    Thought microsoft's TCP stack had a little of the *bsd stuff in it.

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    1. Re:BSD network code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you think that? Have you seen the source? Heard something from a reliable source? (Hint: ftp isn't the stack.)

    2. Re:BSD network code by LilJC · · Score: 2, Funny

      The may sue, even win, but they'll never make *me* pay for MS software!

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    3. Re:BSD network code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen the code, and it does contain BSD code in it. The Copyrights are there too.

    4. Re:BSD network code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So does this mean that they intend to sue microsoft too?

      > Thought microsoft's TCP stack had a little of the *bsd stuff in it.

      Great idea ! You should contact SCO.

      But as long as M$ is their biggest (only ?) supporter, it might be quite problematic !

    5. Re:BSD network code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft wouldn't get sued by SCO, even if they had a full copy of SCO Unix under the hood. The reason? They'll be absolutely happy to pay SCO "licensing fees" and fund SCO's attack on their competition, all while spinning for the press that they're just respecting poor SCO's intellectual property.

    6. Re:BSD network code by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Get DJGPP and run the strings.exe command on winsock32.dll. Pipe the output to a file, then look over the contents. You will see "The Regents of the University of California" in there. It's BSD code, no reason to be so cocky.

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    7. Re:BSD network code by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Used to. They removed it a few years back, I think goiung form NT 3.5 => 4.0, but I forgot.

    8. Re:BSD network code by WEFUNK · · Score: 1

      Even if MS has removed the BSD code, what about deployed systems that are using the old code? SCO is threatening Linux users, so why not older NT users?

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    9. Re:BSD network code by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Nope. They removed the adverts, because the Advertising clause in the BSD License went away. They still use a BSD-based FTP and Ping.

      And XP, Server 2003 and late patches of Win2K contain a BSD-based IP stack, which is where MS got the performance increases in it's networking implementation.

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    10. Re:BSD network code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft wouldn't get sued by SCO, even if they had a full copy of SCO Unix under the hood. The reason? They'll be absolutely happy to pay SCO "licensing fees" and fund SCO's attack on their competition, all while spinning for the press that they're just respecting poor SCO's intellectual property.

      You mean they won't threaten sue all of the MS users for license fees like they are Linux?

    11. Re:BSD network code by yomahz · · Score: 1

      So does this mean that they intend to sue microsoft too?

      How about this. They're threatening Linux users over the license fees. What's to keep them doing the same to Windows users?

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    12. Re:BSD network code by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      Only if Microsoft stops paying them licensing fees. They've been claiming ownership of every operating system since June.

  31. Ya ya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I hope they STOp soon.. or next thing you know..
    "Mom... what did u make for supper.."
    mom:"Oh i can't really say i Made supper.. SCO claims they made it First.. "

  32. An abomination by Cenuij · · Score: 1

    Yeah I think eventually even the markets are realising SCO are on a one way trip to no-where SCO share value I'm beginning to think with all this paranoia that McBride must the the bastard love child of John Ashcroft, now there's a real scary thought?

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  33. Free Linux? by Empiric · · Score: 1

    At any rate, McBride has no plans to compromise SCO's claims. The title of his address Tuesday night to the Computer Digital Expo at Mandalay Bay was: "There's No Free Lunch -- or Free Linux."

    But isn't this exactly what SCO wants, in terms of their product development costs?

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    1. Re:Free Linux? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      The title of his address Tuesday night to the Computer Digital Expo at Mandalay Bay was: "There's No Free Lunch -- or Free Linux."

      Little known fact: Darl's address was originally scheduled for the late morning, but was moved when they realized they didn't want to give everyone a free lunch.

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  34. Get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Linux users are about as fanatical as anyone I've ever met. They eclipse mac users, which is really scary by itself.

    Who here really doubts that these guys are getting threats from someo members of the community? And just because you hired bodyguards doesn't mean that you didn't notify the police. The police will investigate, but not stand around and wait for someone to attack you.

  35. JUST NEEDS TO BE SAID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSD Is dying... SCO confirms it

  36. interesting tactic by pyros · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Going after the BSD settlement, they hope to reverse it. If they can do that, then some of the laughable examples of infringing code may suddenly become legally enforcable. What it tells the rest of the world is that they are running out of claims, and need to work on finding something to back themselves up. I think it means they've realised that the racketeering isn't working. Noboby is going to buy them, marque coporations aren't going to buy their licenses. So they need to either implode or find a new angle.

    1. Re:interesting tactic by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The new angle won't work any better. The settlement also protects THEM from BSD suing for stolen BSD code. If they attack it, the holders of that copyright can sue SCO right back.

      Plus, you can't just void a contract that legally binds you because you don't like it. They are not the original people who entered into it, but it came along with the code they bought. If they don't LIKE that, they should have looked into it more closely before they bought it. It's called due diligance. If they CAN just nullify a contract for no reason, Novel should nullify their rights to the code.

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    2. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure, we all know that *BSD is a failure, but why? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personas?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

    3. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, you can't just void a contract that legally binds you because you don't like it.

      SCO can. They've been "revoking" irrevokable licenses nonstop for the last year.

      Well, ok, yes, technically, they cannot legally do this. But what do they care? SCO as it exists right now exists wholly in the interrim before they enter a court case. They are the proverbial man who has nothing to lose because he knows he is going to die anyway. Any illegal or legally nonsensical actions SCO takes don't matter, because by the time the new actions actually reached a point in court where their invalid-ness becomes clear, SCO would long ago have reached the point in their INITIAL lawsuit against IBM where they become a tiny speck on IBM's windshield.

    4. Re:interesting tactic by cgreuter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The new angle won't work any better. The settlement also protects THEM from BSD suing for stolen BSD code. If they attack it, the holders of that copyright can sue SCO right back.

      IIRC, AT&T only settled after the judge turned down their request for a preliminary injunction because it was likely that their improper handling of the licensing had put the code into the public domain. If they open that can of worms again, chances are that they could lose the copyrights to much of Unix.

      And wouldn't that be ironic.

    5. Re:interesting tactic by pyros · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply I thought it work, just that it was an interesting way to re-approach the original claims. Opening the door to being sued by BSD is something I hadn't thought of though. In a way, that would almost be worth them being able to reverse the settlement.

    6. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dosn't MS windows have BSD code in it?

    7. Re:interesting tactic by deacent · · Score: 1

      It didn't sound so much to me like they expected to reverse the settlement (what's protected and what isn't). They just seem to have a different opinion about what the settlement means. Attacking the BSD outcome would be suicide (not that I'd put it past them), but it doesn't look like they have any intention of actually letting this get to a courtroom. They've only lodged one suit so far (and stalled and stalled at that) and the rest has just been bluster to try to shake up the customers.

    8. Re:interesting tactic by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      One of the main arguments against SCO is that most of their "infringing" code that they have shown have actually been found to come from other sources like SGI, Sequent, and BSD. In the case of SGI and Sequent, they are saying "derivative works" means that code is theirs, but BSD code cannot fall under that category due to the AT&T/BSD settlement. By going nullifying the settlement, they can go after the rest of Linux, Apple, IBM, HP, and anybody else who have based their OS on code with a clear BSD provenance. Personally, I think SCO is probably guilty of incorporating other code through the years without proper copyright like when they were AT&T/USL. This is the only way to cover up their unlawful acts.

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    9. Re:interesting tactic by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1
      If they CAN just nullify a contract for no reason, Novel should nullify their rights to the code.


      Speaking of which, isn't there some standard contract boilerplate that basically says "thou shalt be good corporate citizens an shall not pull a SCO"?

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    10. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that there's more than enough blame for one person here - I wonder if we should file suit against Darl McBride's mom for failing to exercise due diligence?

    11. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO hasn't reoved their licenses though, they just said they will. According to their contract, if they want to revoke the lincese, they have to show why (proof of offending code) and give the copmany they plan to revoke 2 months to fix the offending code - SCO has release 0 code to AT&T or SGI

    12. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IIRC, AT&T only settled after the judge turned down their request for a preliminary injunction because it was likely that their improper handling of the licensing had put the code into the public domain. If they open that can of worms again, chances are that they could lose the copyrights to much of Unix.

      thats the outcome I'm rooting for!

    13. Re:interesting tactic by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You need to look at this in the context of their attack on the GPL. My guess is that their ultimate goal is that anyone who "buys" a free OS (Linux, *BSD) has to pay SCO a licensing fee. This is why SCO is not suing any of the distros but is suing IBM for IP infringement and they will sue an end user for unlicensed use of their IP. Assuming they can win the IBM case (not quite as bad as assuming division by zero, but close), they establish ownership of IP incorporated in Linux. If they can collect from an end user, they establish that they are entitled to a license payment for use of Linux.

      Likewise, I'm guessing their ultimate goal in attacking the AT&T-BSD settlement is to establish ownership of some IP in *BSD. At this point SCO would establish that users of *any* free/open source OS owe them a licensing fee for using it. Contributing to open source then becomes a form of slave labor for SCO. If that doesn't kill open source, SCO milks the profits of other people's labor and, if it does kill open source, they're in better shape competition-wise than they are now because they only have to compete with the likes of Microsoft, Sun, etc.

      Let me state that again on its own: SCO doesn't want to kill open source, they want to turn contributing to open source into a form of slave labor (no compensation) that benefits SCO.

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    14. Re:interesting tactic by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
      Hey, maybe they'll unseal the court documents and we can see why AT&T was too embarrased to let the public see them.

      = 9J =

    15. Re:interesting tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. Then we'll create a new one, with documented roots in academic research not related to SCO's claims. They don't get it - we aren't going anywhere. Period. What's up to them is how to adjust to us, not whether or not we exist.

    16. Re:interesting tactic by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

      SCO has claimed that the GPL is invalid. Does anybody know what grounds this claim is made on?

      I only know vague things McBride has said like a liscense is only binding if you pay for it? Does anyone know anything more detailed?

    17. Re:interesting tactic by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1
      SCO asserted this claim in their "Reply to IBM's Amended Answer with Counterclaims". GrokLaw's short version of the high points is here. There is a link to the full PDF filing from SCO at the very beginning of the article although it doesn't really give any additional information beyond what PJ excerpted in her summary. There are some other articles on GrokLaw (SCO Archive section) that speculate on what grounds SCO will seek to challenge the GPL but SCO has not provided anything themselves.

      On a tactical level the GPL screws up any lasting benefit from a settlement with IBM because SCO released the code containing the same supposedly valuable IP under the GPL. So even if SCO really does own the IP they are claiming, they published it under the GPL and so its available for all under the GPL. They may be able to collect some $$$ from IBM but the cat is out of the bag and they haven't stopped Linux. On a strategic level, SCO ideally wants to be the only entity who can charge a licensing fee for Linux and *BSD. You donate your Linux code under a GPL that allows SCO and only SCO to collect a licensing fee. There are some obvious, lasting benefits to SCO if this happens.

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    18. Re:interesting tactic by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Good info.

  37. To all BSD users, by Idou · · Score: 3, Funny

    Welcome to the club. Glad to have you aboard.

    Where shall we meet to plan the complete and utter extermination of SCO?

    Sincerely,
    Tux

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    1. Re:To all BSD users, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's put it this way, *BSD is dying.

      M'kay?

    2. Re:To all BSD users, by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      Except now to compliment your pengiun army with midgit devils with pitch forks...We'll truely defeat them now.

    3. Re:To all BSD users, by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      Where shall we meet to plan the complete and utter extermination of SCO?

      Userspace, of course....

    4. Re:To all BSD users, by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      For Dinner tonight, we'll be serving a nice fresh Filet of SCO cooked in it's own juices...

      -Goran

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    5. Re:To all BSD users, by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Thank you. The Daemons are working on a draft plan now. We'll have you a copy soon. Our main request is that we want the soul of McBride. Sincerly, Beastie, BDS Daemon and Spokesman

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    6. Re:To all BSD users, by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget the 82nd blowfish division.

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    7. Re:To all BSD users, by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget the 82nd blowfish division.

      They arent invited...They ditched their guns for a bow and arrow....

    8. Re:To all BSD users, by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I like Connecticut. Greece is nice too, but the Greeks are kind of pissed at the US right now.

    9. Re:To all BSD users, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Tux,

      Go. Away.

      We take care of our internal business and enemies, thank you. We've been handling our ugly and stupid sibling for years. Onboard? How clueless. We've already outflanked both of you. Set the stupid one on a larger foe, watch the enemy writhe, while the stupid sibling gets squashed completely.

      Who do you think runs this show? What, you think we carry around a trident for fun or something?

      Get buried in an avalanche,
      --The Big 3 Daemons

    10. Re:To all BSD users, by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but if I see airborne blowfish with bows and arrows, I'm running.

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    11. Re:To all BSD users, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, thanks alot. Those of us in the BSD camp knew that sooner or later that SCO would take a shot at us. They hinted about it in Janurary but suddenly backed off. My opinion? Let them try. I'm sure that a number of people on the core development team can produce the required documents needed to shoot down any claim that SCO makes against the BSD code. Furthermore, the actual settelment is sealed. If they really want to re-hash that, then those records will be opened for all to see, and we will all be seeing some really interesting things like how AT&T was mis-approperiating BSD code into Unix themselves by removing the BSD copyright notices from the source code in violation of the BSD license which BSD filed a countersuit on.

      Yeah, go ahead SCO, come after us, you will be very sorry that you did because if you invalidate the AT&T-BSD license, you will open yourself to a massive countersuit.

  38. Important rule of litigation: by sl3xd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One thing that SCO is obviously ignoring is one rather simple fact: You have to be absolutely, completely, utterly INSANE to sue a university; for any reason. I have yet to see anyone do it successfully. AT&T couldn't do it 9 years ago, so what makes SCO think they can do it now? AT&T had a MUCH better table to stand on.

    There are plenty of examples of stupidity in suing a university.

    How 'bout the 'copy-protection' that could be foiled by holding down the 'shift' key? (Sued a student of Princeton University; charges dropped after the University stepped in on the student's behalf)

    There are THOUSANDS of cases a year where people sue medical students; just about every one ends up in the student's favor, because the university steps in. You can't get new doctors if you can't train new students; and part of the learning process is making mistakes.

    And BSD is still techinically property of the Regents of the University of California.

    Go ahead; sue them. Nobody looks kindly on a mad Chihuahua biting everyone that won't give it the world. Espescially when it starts nipping at schools. SCO has once again proven that they have nothing.

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    1. Re:Important rule of litigation: by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Interesting
      *BSD hasn't had anything to do with UCB in a LONG time. Most likely, SCO is thinkong of suing FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, and maybe Apple.

      For all their talk of lawsuits, they only one they've filed is a constract violation against IBM.

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    2. Re:Important rule of litigation: by thinkninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      And BSD is still techinically property of the Regents of the University of California.

      looks like a job for the governator.

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    3. Re:Important rule of litigation: by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're assuming SCO are going after one of the parties involved - maybe they're planning on suing the judge for reaching the wrong decision, or AT&T's lawyers for handling the case badly?

    4. Re:Important rule of litigation: by lspd · · Score: 1

      AT&T had a MUCH better table to stand on.

      There is one factor that helps SCO now. Copyright laws have changed so the argument that 32V Unix had lost its copyright is shakey at best.

      OTOH, the fact that SCO wants to challenge the agreement so long after the fact makes it difficult to imagine they have any chance of winning. It also sounds like ATT/Novel/SCO never bothered to correct the problems that got them into trouble in the first place. Did they ever document which code was borrowed from Berkeley? I really doubt it.

    5. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      have yet to see anyone do it successfully. AT&T couldn't do it 9 years ago, so what makes SCO think they can do it now? AT&T had a MUCH better table to stand on.

      Particularly since the case has already been litigated and closed. Getting the courts to re-open a settled case is near impossible. The only claims that SCO owns are through the AT&T copyrights. If the courts allowed a losing plaintif to avoid negative judgement by selling the IP to another party there would be no way to achieve finality.

      Courts tend to make finality of judgement a very high priority. Once a case is closed it is closed, the only way to reopen it is usually to show that there was something wrong with the process at the first trial, usually knowing use of false evidence, bribing a juror, judge etc.

      I just do not see the courts accepting an attempt to re-open this case, particularly if the plaintif refuses to even specify what is allegedly infringing.

      This looks like yet another SCO attempt to extract money through legal threats that are highly unlikely to succeed. It would be interesting to know the extent to which this type of threat would fall under insurance policies.

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    6. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      ...who is technically one of the Regents of the University of California, IIRC.

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    7. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Particularly since the case has already been litigated and closed.

      The case you refer to was ATT vs. whoever (the Regents of the University of California?) That case may have been litigated and closed. However, any case SCO brought would be a completely different case.

      Peculiar and mercenary though David Boies may be, I think you can fairly safely assume that he has a pretty good grasp of the rules of civil procedure in the US courts.

    8. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Informative
      The case you refer to was ATT vs. whoever (the Regents of the University of California?) That case may have been litigated and closed. However, any case SCO brought would be a completely different case.

      Absolutely not.

      The case would be brought on the basis of the same copyright claim as the earlier AT&T case. That claim has been rejected by the courts. The fact that the underlying copyrights have since been sold do not allow the new owner to re-open prior litigation. The copyrights were bought with the constructive knowledge of the previous litigation and its result.

      If the courts did allow this type of claim they would never be able to get rid of copyright claims and defendants could never obtain a final judgement in their favor.

      Peculiar and mercenary though David Boies may be, I think you can fairly safely assume that he has a pretty good grasp of the rules of civil procedure in the US courts.

      Which is probably the reason why he is talking trash, threatening to sue rather than issuing a writ. He knows that if he was actually to make a claim he could get slapped really, really hard.

      Given Boies ludicrous efforts in the Napster case it is safe to assume that Boies is capable of making legal claims in court that the courts rapidly reject as unfounded. Let us see if he goes one stage further in this case and makes a claim that is sanctionable.

      I strongly suspect that attempting to relittigate AT&T would be considered sanctionable, there is absolutely no reason that a lawyer should believe a claim that was littigated and lost nine years earlier to be winnable without a material change in the circumstances. I don't see the sale of the copyrights to SCO through Novell as a material change here.

      If Boies goes ahead with this it could cost him his license. The sums demanded are very significant.

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    9. Re:Important rule of litigation: by SalsaDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those FOOLS

      They fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." and "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." but only slightly less well known is "Never get into a legal battle with a University when IP involved!"

      bwahhaahahah!!

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    10. Re:Important rule of litigation: by jon787 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they can sue a judge, not that they wouldn't try.

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    11. Re:Important rule of litigation: by swillden · · Score: 1

      I don't see the sale of the copyrights to SCO through Novell as a material change here.

      What about a change in copyright law? Honest question.

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    12. Re:Important rule of litigation: by tigga · · Score: 1
      And BSD is still techinically property of the Regents of the University of California.

      looks like a job for the governator.

      Job for Terminator

    13. Re:Important rule of litigation: by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1

      Arnie kicking the seven shades of shit out of Darl would make my day. Fuck governing California, he should do what he does best... ...kicking ass,

    14. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm neither a legal expert nor an expert in the history of the AT&T/BSD case, but I thought that the courts DID issue a ruling which was then appealed and that both parties settled out of court before going through with the appeal.

      In other words, there IS the one judgement, which was never overturned, and later settled out of court.

      In other words, it's probably sufficiently mucky enough for Boies to bring some sort of suit, but he'll be stretching the law as far (and probably farther than) it will go, which is nothing new.

    15. Re:Important rule of litigation: by tigga · · Score: 1
      What about a change in copyright law? Honest question.

      If they want to open litigation on old issues - then I believe court should use older law. And BTW source code in question was deleted from BSD anyway.

      If they say that there is some new code got into BSD from SYSV then court should use uptodate copyright law.

    16. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
      Forgive me for saying so, but I don't think you have a very good understanding of torts.

      Forgive me but a blanket negation of an argument accompanied by abuse is hardly a good way to convince others.

      If this is true, you'll have no difficulty providing me with case law in support of your argument.

      I would not expect anyone to be idiotic enough to try litigating it. If indeed it is the case that you are correct then there should be many cases of people trying this dodge and succeeding because it would be a pretty useful one.

      1.) The original case was settled out of court, therefore there is no case law or court decision to refer to.

      Settling a case out of court would make the argument much stronger since it is a contractual agreement (actually stronger than a mere contractual agreement) that is independent of the fact being claimed. SCO's claim to the copyrights is the result of a later contractual agreement which is inevitably a weaker claim.

      Under what circumstances do you believe that AT&T could enter into a contract that would invalidate rights that AT&T had already granted under an earlier contract?

      3.) I'm not arguing that SCO's case is necessarily winnable. Simply that it's actionable and that they'd have a right to bring it before the courts.

      The term actionable is meaningless. There is no legal claim imaginable that is not 'actionable' in the sense that it is possible to commence an action by issuing a writ. The only way that a claim could not be actionable was if SCO were declared to be a vexatious litigant and barred from access to the court in question.

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    17. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Okay, I'm neither a legal expert nor an expert in the history of the AT&T/BSD case, but I thought that the courts DID issue a ruling which was then appealed and that both parties settled out of court before going through with the appeal.

      Good point, but as I pointed out a settlement is in this case even stronger than a judgement because the whole point of a settlement is that the parties have agreed to surrender further claims.

      An out of court settlement does not set precedent that is binding on other cases. But it is certainly binding on the parties to the case.

      The idea that you could somehow avoid the consequences of a prior settlement by selling a copyright claim to another party who would then be free to ignore the settlement is somewhat wierd.

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    18. Re:Important rule of litigation: by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

      LOL. Mod of parent post is Score:0 Funny.

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    19. Re:Important rule of litigation: by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 1

      There is one factor that helps SCO now. Copyright laws have changed so the argument that 32V Unix had lost its copyright is shakey at best.

      Huh? 32V never lost it's copyright, Caldera Int., opened up Version 7 and 32V with a old-style BSD license. HERE is a link to a message with the new license attached.

      I don't see a court allowing them to cancel the license and then go after people that had correctly followed it.

      I think the last thing SCO wants is to go barking at the *BSDs...

      BWP

    20. Re:Important rule of litigation: by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 1

      without a material change in the circumstances.

      Whats even worse is that the code in question (From 32V and Version 7) has since been put under a old-style BSD copyright. I think that would play a big part in any new cases.

      BWP

    21. Re:Important rule of litigation: by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      They can't realistically sue the whole world for using *NIX derivatives either, but that doesn't semm to be stopping them...

    22. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      The idea that you could somehow avoid the consequences of a prior settlement by selling a copyright claim to another party who would then be free to ignore the settlement is somewhat wierd.

      I'm not going to comment on the rest of the argument , but are you trying to tell us that the rest of SCO's behavour is, uh, normal?

    23. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That was then, this is now.

      In the old days, Universities valued their independence from corporate influence. They also valued their status as autonomous free thought zones and would defend this status vigorously. Since many universities have law schools, getting legal support isn't really a problem, there are always alums who will help out alma mater.

      But nowadays, universities aren't so independent at all, and they choose not to be. They welcome corporate influence, even to the extent that they utterly depend on it.

      University is no longer something that people do because they want an academic life, because they want to do research and pursue knowledge. Today, univerisity is something you have to do if you want to have prospects beyond food service, industrial labor, or retail sales.

    24. Re:Important rule of litigation: by lspd · · Score: 1

      Huh? 32V never lost it's copyright, Caldera Int., opened up Version 7 and 32V with a old-style BSD license.

      If you read the Judge's ruling in the BSDI case he stated that AT&T might have lost their copyright on the 32V source code because they failed to adequately mention a copyright in the code. At the time, publishing something without mentioning a copyright meant you weren't asserting any. The laws have changed since then, but at the time there was a good chance that AT&T would have lost UNIX to the public domain if the case went on.

      Caldera releasing the "ancient UNIX" code under a BSD style license is a seperate issue.

    25. Re:Important rule of litigation: by welshsocialist · · Score: 1
      Looks like you're right. According to the Regents website:


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    26. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 0

      I would not expect anyone to be idiotic enough to try litigating it.

      You're shifting your ground. This wasn't what you were arguing. You were arguing that they *couldn't*, and that doing so would put them at risk of legal penalties.

      I believe that you're wrong.

      Settling a case out of court would make the argument much stronger since it is a contractual agreement

      What do you mean, make the argument much stronger? I assume you mean that it would be a defence and I'm happy to concede, quite conceivably a winning defence, depending on the nature of the claim. But as we've no idea what the actual nature of the claim is, it's rather pointless to speculate.

      It doesn't detract from my original point.

      Under what circumstances do you believe that AT&T could enter into a contract that would invalidate rights that AT&T had already granted under an earlier contract?

      Your question is moot, because you're assuming that that's the basis upon which SCO would be bringing the action -- a fact not currently in evidence. Given how much they're paying Boies, I'd be very surprised if he didn't have more up his sleeve than that, although if his conduct of this case so far is anything to go by, anything is possible.

      Nonetheless, all that matters here is:
      a.) That SCO has some proprietory rights to the code in question. Now they may not have, but I don't believe that that's an issue that's been determined by the courts yet, and SCO certainly don't.
      b.) They can show that somebody is infringing those rights.

      If they've got those two elements, they've got themselves a court case.

      There is no legal claim imaginable that is not 'actionable' in the sense that it is possible to commence an action by issuing a writ.

      I'm glad you finally agree and are now seeing sense.

      The only way that a claim could not be actionable was if SCO were declared to be a vexatious litigant and barred from access to the court in question.

      Your original argument was that the courts would not allow SCO to litigate this case and that Boies would be struck off for trying to bring it. If they can get it before a court, *and* provide pertinent evidence that their rights have been breached, then there's absolutely nothing to stop them litigating such a case to its conclusion. The history of previous actions against previous parties is completely irrelevant unless it can show that SCO has no rights at all to the code being discussed.

      I don't like that fact any more than you do, but it still happens to be true.

    27. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      I thought that the courts DID issue a ruling which was then appealed and that both parties settled out of court before going through with the appeal.

      I'm not a lawyer, nor am I an expert in the BSD/ATT litigation, but I'm pretty sure that what we're talking about here is a judge's directive. As such, it would only apply to that particular case.

      Because the case was then settled out of court, that stuff is then expunged from the record and has no impact on any subsequent litigation.

    28. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      I think that would play a big part in any new cases.

      I agree. This would be an extremely strong defence to most of the things that SCO can conceivable allege.

      But I think you also have to assume that they're well aware of this fact and so will almost certainly have something more up their sleeve.

      I'll grant you though, that on past record there's a strong chance that whatever it is, it will be a stretch.

    29. Re:Important rule of litigation: by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Given how much they're paying Boies, I'd be very surprised if he didn't have more up his sleeve than that, although if his conduct of this case so far is anything to go by, anything is possible.

      The statements in question were not made by Boies, they were made by the idiot CEO. So your argument based on the alleged expertise and honesty of Boies is irrelevant.

      Your original argument was that the courts would not allow SCO to litigate this case and that Boies would be struck off for trying to bring it.

      I would expect a swift summary judgement and sanctions against Boies if he was foolish enough to try. I do not expect him to try.

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    30. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      The statements in question were not made by Boies, they were made by the idiot CEO. So your argument based on the alleged expertise and honesty of Boies is irrelevant

      I'm not alleging honesty at all. Simply a basic grounding in the rules of civil procedure. Although the statements *were* made by the idiot CEO, it seems unlikely to me that, having given Boies his seat at the board, this issue hasn't been discussed extensively beforehand.

      I would expect a swift summary judgement and sanctions against Boies if he was foolish enough to try.

      You're assuming that they'd be simply going for a basic rehash of the old case. This is hugely unlikely. While these people may be immoral, they may even be dishonest, but they aren't bone stupid. Look at their case against IBM. Although they allege all manner of stuff, they've brought the action against IBM on the basis of a breach of contract. If they are going to go after BSD (and I have no knowledge at all of whether they'll actually try that, or if it's simply more bluster and media manipulation) I think you can bet your bottom dollar that they'll be doing so via some sort of angle that you haven't anticipated. It won't be simply an attempt to argue that the BSD-lite code that ATT ceded to BSDi and that they subsequently released under some sort of Open Source license shouldn't be used without payment to them.

      I do not expect him to try

      You wouldn't have expected him to try and go after IBM for their contributions to Linux either though. His ingenuity at finding legal loopholes and exploitable arguments are why he bills at millions a year, while you and I are wasting our time and energies posting on Slashdot.

    31. Re:Important rule of litigation: by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      The idea that you could somehow avoid the consequences of a prior settlement by selling a copyright claim to another party who would then be free to ignore the settlement is somewhat wierd.

      You're looking at it from a logical point of view, rather than a legal point of view.

      Legally, the position would be this:

      1.) By buying the rights to AT & T's code, SCO acquires a proprietary interest in that code.

      2.) Wherever they see somebody infringing on those rights, they have an absolute right to seek remedy for that infringement in the courts.

      Now, because of the amount of the BSD-lite code that's in the public domain, even if SCO could prove infringement, the courts may very well say 'OK, we find for SCO and award them 10 cents in damages'.

      However, to get to that point, Open/Net/FreeBSD have to find the money to defend the action. That isn't going to be easy for them given how much these sorts of trials cost.

  39. Seriously . . . by aynrandfan · · Score: 1

    No on at SCO believes they are important enough to need bodyguards. This is just anouther public relations ploy.

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  40. SCO Has No Strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl: "Bwahahahaha. Mom, mom, it isn't fair! That big bully, GPL is cheating. SCO is just upset because the average Linux user gets laid more than them. Soon, we're going to send in the diaper wearing users who accidentatly bought lindows computers from walmart.

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  41. Reward For Microsoft Money Behind SCO by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

    Someone should start a reward fund that goes to anyone who can prove there is Microsoft money funding SCO's attacks on open source. I'm normally not a conspiracy theorist, but it is difficult to see why SCO is engaging in such bizarre (and expensive) behavior that really benefits no one except SCO executives and Microsoft's crummy server software.

    Perhaps a little money might entice someone to expose the link. Or, I could just be paranoid! :)

    1. Re:Reward For Microsoft Money Behind SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenix

      The Microsoft SCO Xenix connection. They are in bed together making love to each other.

  42. Lawsuit crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I change my name to James P. Unix, will I be sued next?

    1. Re:Lawsuit crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... why don't you cut your balls off and find out?

    2. Re:Lawsuit crazy by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Make that I.P. Unix and you'll probably be hearing from SCO shortly...

  43. Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 4, Insightful
    we learn that Boies, Schiller & Flexner will directly attack the 1994 AT&T/BSD settlement

    How do you attack a settlement, exactly? Get one of the parties to the agreement to reneg?

    A settlement isn't something that can be appealed, as far as I know; and even if it could be, I'd bet certainly not by an uninvolved party.

  44. Next suit. by JRSiebz · · Score: 1

    To also be announced in the first quarter next year is yet another wave of lawsuits by SCO, this time they are suing all persons named Scott, for unauthorized use of their trademark everytime they use their name... SCOtt.

    1. Re:Next suit. by veldstra · · Score: 1

      And after that they will sue just about everyone for breathing air - Darl's brain consists for 99% of it, the other 1% allows him to use a conference call as toilet.

    2. Re:Next suit. by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      Don't forget lawsuits against copyright-infringing eunuchs as well.

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    3. Re:Next suit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO -- Sue, Counter-sue, Obfuscate

  45. Its over the dinosaur is dead by Crashmarik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its just going to take alittle while for the peabrain (Mcbride, boies et al) to get the message.

    SCO's stock has gone from a high of 21 to 14 today, its no longer reacting to the press releases. Even Forbes is now referring to the canopy group as shakedown artists. McBride and company are increasingly running out of people who will buy their story or invest in their stock.

    The last time sco had a teleconference they managed a 50 percent bump in share price. This time they got a 1.5 percent bump. This is despite the fact that they have now widened their suit to include contractual control over Novell and BSD.

    The big worry will be what happens when sco does give up the ghost. Theres alot of people that depend on the software to run their businesses. They had nothing to do with the lawsuit and will be hurt when the message does at last get to the brain of the beast.

    1. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by bamberg · · Score: 1

      They should just go for the direct approach: threaten to sue anyone who refuses to buy their stock at 25. They've got little to lose at this point.

      The big worry will be what happens when sco does give up the ghost. Theres alot of people that depend on the software to run their businesses. They had nothing to do with the lawsuit and will be hurt when the message does at last get to the brain of the beast.

      Seems like a golden opportunity for certain enterprising unix/linux companies to offer low-cost plans for migration from SCO installation. Lifeboats to get off the sinking ship.

    2. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      It's not to troll you, but can't SCO's clients simply run Linux instead?

      At least you're taking the virtually unrepresented side of SCO's clients in all this, so good for you.

      As part of the penalty, I'm hoping that ALL of SCO's code (minus what they are infringing on from others) will be turned over to the public domain.

      That way, their clients will at least be able to hire people to work on it.

      Hey! That's the idea of open-source right there, isn't it? You CAN'T be held hostage by any corporation if the code is open. Cool.

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    3. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you practice being stupid, or are you just naturally good at it?

      Prior to the IBM lawsuit, SCOX was a penny stock. $21 or $14 a share is a huge improvement.

      2nd, almost no one uses SCO's unixware. Most of their money came from licensing unix code to other companies that sold Unix (like IBM!). If SCO went bankrupt tomorrow, AIX, Solaris, HP/UX, SGI, etc would still run just fine.

    4. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by fritter · · Score: 2, Funny

      The big worry will be what happens when sco does give up the ghost. Theres alot of people that depend on the software to run their businesses. They had nothing to do with the lawsuit and will be hurt when the message does at last get to the brain of the beast.

      Well, judging by how much code Linux has stolen from SCO, it shouldn't be hard for them to switch.

    5. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I just interviewed with a large parts chain store group and they ran a LOT of their systems off of SCO Unix because the code had started out on AT&T UNIX back before the PC era. I asked if they were looking to porting to Linux and their response was that they were not because they were risk averse. When I heard that I wanted to say something but I didn't want to ruin my chances at the job. I ended up not getting the position, maybe it was for the best =)

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    6. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      I asked if they were looking to porting to Linux and their response was that they were not because they were risk averse. ... I ended up not getting the position.

      That's probably because you frightened them by mentioning the lawsuit-encumbered Linux. You should have suggested porting to FreeBSD - I'm sure SCO would never dream of attacking... oh, wait a minute...

    7. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by natd · · Score: 1
      Or given that peoples SCO Unix will be running on a x86 box, Solaris intel Edition. Cost of migration? Zero, yet you can still get all the official support you want direct from the vendor.

      This is precisely what we did a few years back from OpenServer 5.0.4 - albeit before any of the current goings on.

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    8. Re:Its over the dinosaur is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder... am I the only one tempted to buy $20 or so worth of SCO, just so I can participate in an investor lawsuit after the execs run the company into the ground?

      Probably too late for that, but...

  46. This makes the IBM-Novell-SuSE deal make sense... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming that the Inq is correct and some code violations came from the Sequent side of things this makes sense of the $50 million investment. Novell then is a distributer of the kernel, Novell has rights to the suspect code, therefor via the GPL (if I'm thinking correctly) since they're distributing everyone else gets those rights too.

  47. missed one by pyros · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found this about 20 minutes ago on news.google.com. My favorite Darl quote: "First it's not our customers. I would say we're suing end users. There are only two industries who use the term 'users,' computers and drugs. Not sure if there's a connection there". So now we're all communist junkies.

  48. Notable quotables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    FreeBSD? In the immortal words of DeForest Kelley:
    "It's dead, Jim."
    1. Re:Notable quotables by gamlidek · · Score: 1

      Alas, poor SCO. I knew it well... ... too well. In fact, I should sue for my 400 hours of free time wasted reading about this shite.

      -gam

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    2. Re:Notable quotables by tigga · · Score: 1
      "It's dead, Jim."

      Looks like you envious

  49. Worst job in the world by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The poor judge who is going to have to figure this one out.

    At least I hope this kinda of case does not go before a jury. Can you imagine the average smuck not smart enough to escape jury duty trying to make sense of all this? Worse trying to make sense of it while getting the info from two different camps?

    If it is trial by jury we better hope for a really smart and level headed judge who can properly instruct the jury.

    Can this even all go before a single court? If they are really going to sue IBM + Novell + Linux customer + BSD + Little fluffy kittens, we might end up with a dozen trials. That is not counting the appeals.

    Oh well at least now with BSD in the firing line as well we will see an end to the posts claiming BSD is safe because of some previous case. When a mad man is loose with a gun, noone is safe.

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    1. Re:Worst job in the world by EricTheGreen · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Can you imagine the average smuck not smart enough to escape jury duty trying to make sense of all this? Worse trying to make sense of it while getting the info from two different camps?


      The consequences of this for the technical community serve as an excellent argument for why smart people maybe shouldn't try to escape jury duty...

    2. Re:Worst job in the world by bhima · · Score: 1

      Right, but you can bet that IBM will make sure that court room has moderatly smart folks in it. Of course it may take longer than the vi - emacs debate!

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    3. Re:Worst job in the world by sl3xd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The consequences of this for the technical community serve as an excellent argument for why smart people maybe shouldn't try to escape jury duty...

      Precicely. Don't try to 'be smart enough' and weasel out of a civic duty and then complain when those who actually take their citizenship seriously make a decision that you don't like. Then you're just letting stupid people make the rules. This is often exactly what a lawyer wants -- a 'stupid' jury that is incapable of seeing through the bullshit in his/her argument, or of using one's brain and resoning to make a decision.

      Smart people 'escaping' jury duty is as absurd as complaining about a particular politician in office when you didn't even bother to vote.

      You use your franchise (vote) to make your voice heard in selecting your leaders.

      You use the privilege of being on a jury to make your voice heard in the courts. A single Juror can have more power than the Judge and all the lawyers on a case.

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    4. Re:Worst job in the world by bnenning · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The consequences of this for the technical community serve as an excellent argument for why smart people maybe shouldn't try to escape jury duty...


      I agree, but SCO's lawyers would make sure that anybody with half a technical clue was removed during jury questioning.

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    5. Re:Worst job in the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nope, dead easy - the jury will be thinking of a number - 99%.

      SCO will holler, but once IBM proves greater than 99.999% clean, and SCO still digging in on the remaining 0.001%, claiming IP infringement on the word 'The', most will have come to a sane conclusion.

      Nobody likes cheats, golddiggers - or snowjobs. At 99.9%, reasonable doubt does not exist, and one would be pretty cross having ones times wasted for a no-brainer.

    6. Re:Worst job in the world by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
      Oh well at least now with BSD in the firing line as well we will see an end to the posts claiming BSD is safe because of some previous case.

      Yeah, but what about the BSD is dying posts?

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    7. Re:Worst job in the world by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1
      This is not guaranteed. Lawyers have rules as to why they can strike people, and I think they might even have limitations on the number of people they can strike.

      If you go as a juror, the best way to get on the jury panel is just to keep your mouth shut. Obviously, you are compelled to be honest, and answer the questions you're asked honestly. (Otherwise you could be a post-case liability if they find out you lied.)

      Smart people can get into jury duty, just as easily as they can get out of it. I do my best to make sure I get selected for jury duty every time I'm summoned. It's not a fun experience by any means, but our judicial system depends on people with a clue doing their civic duty. Hell, if people with a clue sat in on more drug cases and the amount of jury nullification would quickly bring an end to the at least the more common abuses of the drug war, if not the entire thing itself.

      But don't volunteer information. If they ask you if you've used a computer before, don't say "yes, for 20 years, and I'm an avid linux user AND YOU SUCK!". Make sure when you go in that you can honestly convey that you're willing to give everyone a fair hearing.

      Also, if they ask a question that only might be tangentially relevant to you don't raise your hand and spell it out and ask if it applies. LIke, "Is anyone in your family a police officer?" Don't raise your hand and say "My third cousin's daughter's boyfriend's dad is a cop." Hell, even if it was your third cousin's dad that was a cop I wouldn't raise my hand unless you're actually really close with family that extended. Understand the point of the question being asked and don't advertise your presence unnecessarily. The less they notice you, the less likely you are to get struck.

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    8. Re:Worst job in the world by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1
      Smart people can get into jury duty, just as easily as they can get out of it. I do my best to make sure I get selected for jury duty every time I'm summoned. It's not a fun experience by any means, but our judicial system depends on people with a clue doing their civic duty. Hell, if people with a clue sat in on more drug cases and the amount of jury nullification would quickly bring an end to the at least the more common abuses of the drug war, if not the entire thing itself.

      Argh. I forgot to jump to the end before adding this paragraph. So if you're having trouble following the post, read that paragraph last instead of in the order it's written.

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  50. SCO shouldn't hire Programmers by utmslave · · Score: 1

    Since SCO's business model is now strictly litigation, shouldn't Darl and Co. just hire lawyers and fire all technically proficient people that still attempt to work for this bloodsucking cesspool of increativity. That would cut down on the legal costs and make for a more efficient business. That might help them when Apple throws in its resources against a *BSD suit.

    1. Re:SCO shouldn't hire Programmers by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Well, this has been going on long enough that any techies still left at SCO is either behind them 100% or such a fucking whore that they deserve no consideration when they & thier corporate pimps are up against the wall.

      Jaysyn

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  51. I no longer care by sydres · · Score: 1

    thats right until SCO truly proves that they own all of linux (which won't happen till the gpl is struck down) I will still be booting my GNU/Linux boxen and I am quite certain that unless they write some obligatory patch that allows them to shutdown any "unlicenced" box. as will most of /.ers'. but I do have to say this is the most entertainment I have had since I read the hitchhiker trilogy. maybe in ten years they (being second rate film studios)will make a great made for tv movie on the sco vs IBM/linux debacle; something on the order of that apple flick a few years back. sweet! they could make it an action film like the song said "lawyers, guns, and money" woot

  52. So... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    ...what he's saying with this implication of chasing down BSD next is that there can be no free alternatives to Unix? Why? Are they going to claim that they own the *concepts* behind Unix as well? Why don't they just go after claiming that they own all key concepts to computing? Or... is his problem the fact that he doesn't like things NOT making money for his company? I'm sorry, but profit is highly overrated. Technical excellence and the pursuit of intellectual enrichment are far more lasting and valuable.

    Look at it this way... Eminem (insert any large software company here) is making tons of money right now. Beethoven (GNU/Open Source) is barely selling. But, in twenty years time, ask young people who Eminem is and they will likely look funny at you and say, "who?". If the educational system doesn't get dismatled by greedy administrations like the current one, you will hopefully ask the same kid who Beethoven is and they will say, "some old classical music guy".

    Think about it...

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profit drives innovation. While it isn't the nicest thing to think of, Friedman says that profit is the social responsibilty of biz.
      OSS is the anamoly: the fluid and transportable nature of code and the community of experts make it work....while at the same time some of the biggest pushers (IBM/RH/whoever else) that ahve some of the biggest resources are in it for profit.
      Go ahead and tell GM to make a car with so many airbags you never sustain injury. That way the directors can feel good about themselves while cashing in their unemployment checks. The quest for profit and profit itself makes technical excellence possible and also necessary.
      Finally, if you really think Eminem will not be known in 20 years, you are most likely 65years old typing on your new MSN-TV box, or you just don't know. It's like saying that we shouldn't know who the beatles are because they broke up 30+ years ago. Eminem is one of the most talented and profound rappers currently "mainstream" whether you like it or not.

  53. For the love of Pete! by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    Somebody's gonna burn SCO to the ground one of these days at the rate they're pissin' folks off left and right. At least, one could hope... I've probably wasted more time reading about these completely baseless lawsuits from SCO than I have dealing with SPAM!

    fsckin' SCO...

    -gam

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    "In theory, theory and practice are the same; in practice, they are not."
  54. Oh wow. by Maudib · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO going after BSD

    Anybody else here think that Apple might find this to be an interesting "thought".

    Its really amazing. Before this is done every technology company in the world will be drawn into this.

    This war will make corpses of us all

  55. SCO= Reign of terror by sh2kwave · · Score: 0

    The more and more articles i read about sco the more they seem to have filled themselves with the belief that they have so much power and are just moveing further and further into the hole while filling there heads with there own image of how sucessful they are and aren't. Honestly its like france and the reign of terror except its surprisingly smaller. Its also much less successful.

    Proably would be best called the reign of unsucessful FUD.

  56. yarn huh? by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    more like drugs.

    whats a good CEO/addict reference without a penny arcade link? it looks like daryl and mark are on the same batch of smack too.

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    1. Re:yarn huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God dammit, what the fuck is WITH you idiots? It's DARL not DARYL.

  57. what are they afraid of? by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bodyguards... please.

    Anyone who would get mad enough to threaten them probably barely has the strength to lift a pie to heft at them.

    Bill Gates is still alive, after all.

    --
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  58. What planet are they on? by caferace · · Score: 3, Funny
    SCO, McBride and their lawyers are like Tribbles, only not cute and fuzzy.

    They keep on multiplying, getting in the way and serving no apparent purpose.

    1. Re:What planet are they on? by pmz · · Score: 1

      only not cute and fuzzy.

      And they keep shitting everywhere!

  59. New SCO Representation? by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 0

    "McBride added that lawsuits likely will be preceded and possibly prevented by communications offering businesses an opportunity to get right with SCO." I guess that they've retained Tony Soprano to do the negotiations. IANAL, but if this isn't extortion, I don't know what is...

    1. Re:New SCO Representation? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      opportunity to get right with SCO

      Isn't that CEO-speak for "buy me out", or "please take over my company"??

  60. Did they already take care of BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought AT&T already settled the whole BSD despute. I guess SCO is just out to sue anything that even remotely functions like Unix. I really hope McBride gets shot down by the courts, and I wouldn't shed any tears if the SEC decided to investigate SCO.

  61. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  62. SCO is in a race against time by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The company was headed down the tubes, so in order to pump up the stock price enough to allow for some breathing room. The problem for McBride is that SCO still hasn't found a way to make money the old-fashioned way. So what was initially a tactic to hold their ground has morphed into their strategy for long-term survival.

    But they've overreached. In fact, they've managed to do what even Microsoft has been unable to do so far; they are directly threatening almost everyone in the *NIX world, which will only bring the disparate camps together. There's big money behind Linux, and there are a lot of companies interested in keeping BSD alive as well.

    The mouse that roared is going to get stepped on eventually. Whether they can make enough money in the mean time in order to carry on after their legal shenanegans are put to a stop is the real question. If they can't, I expect SCO to die quite rapidly as soon as they lose in court.

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    1. Re:SCO is in a race against time by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      But they've overreached.

      Seems to me that is inevitable - like a junkie always needing a bigger fix, each press release has got to be grander than before, or else reality will set into the share price.

      --

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      StrawberryFrog

    2. Re:SCO is in a race against time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up, the enemy is not SCO alone, and their target is not Linux per se, it's the Free Software movement and it's legal tool, the GNU GPL.

      Those that missed their chance to hop on for a free ride are out to destroy it.

    3. Re:SCO is in a race against time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The company was headed down the tubes, so in order to pump up the stock price enough to allow for some breathing room.
      That's not a complete sentence.
    4. Re:SCO is in a race against time by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      Apologies. I somehow deleted this part of the sentence:

      "... they started using their purchased IP as a whip."

      I trust this meets with your approval, AC. ;-)

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    5. Re:SCO is in a race against time by tigga · · Score: 1
      Wake up, the enemy is not SCO alone, and their target is not Linux per se, it's the Free Software movement and it's legal tool, the GNU GPL.

      Wake up, BSD does not covered by GPL and does not have any relation to Free Software movement whatever it means (Free Software name is taken by RMS for FSF).

    6. Re:SCO is in a race against time by Orcish_Rodent · · Score: 1

      Actually since Microsoft exercised $8 million USD in stock options on SCO I would say Microsoft did find a way.

  63. Popularity poll by anachattak · · Score: 1
    I see Darl McBride is doing his best to quickly rising up the unpopularity ranks. Right now he's somewhere between Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Satan.

    In other news, it's sad how the open-source community has gone from being open-minded, creative, progressive innovators to drug-peddling terrorists since SCO decided to assert their intellectual property rights. Poor Darl....how does he sleep at night, knowing all those open-sourcers are out there, thirsting for his blood? (of course, maybe all the morphine and anti-psychotic drugs help)

  64. I think.... by DraKKon · · Score: 1

    ... I'm going to mail Duh-ryl a box on my own fecies.. shyte on me, I shyte on you.

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    "It's not like your minds are as open as the source you love..." - Me to the majority of Slashdot.
  65. It is the sign of a person losing a dispute... by mark-t · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... when they keep changing their focus every time their last statements get countered.

    SCO will be history by this time next year.

    1. Re:It is the sign of a person losing a dispute... by bpd1069 · · Score: 1

      We should start a Dead Pool for SCO...

      In this case the exact date SCO files for bankruptcy.

      My guess, June 17, 2004.

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    2. Re:It is the sign of a person losing a dispute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there an over/under, or exact dates onyl?

    3. Re:It is the sign of a person losing a dispute... by Error27 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was basically all a huge media blitz to distract people from the fact that they just paid Boies a million dollars and gave him 2% of the company.

      Their stock would have sufferred if people caught on.

      SCO only has around $13 million in revenue each quarter and recently they've been getting $8 million from Microsoft as well. They don't have a lot of cash to throw around.

  66. will they claim ownership of Mach and sue CMU? by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    And is there a law school at CMU?

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    1. Re:will they claim ownership of Mach and sue CMU? by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1

      You're thinking small -- knowing SCO, they'll claim ownership of CMU itself!

  67. Again? But that trick NEVER works! by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If SCO's code base is based on AT&T's code base then it would be logical that a lot of code in BSD would be found in SCO -- AT&T copied it in there originally! I seem to recall seeing some BSD copyright notices in the SCO Bootup process in past positions where I've been forced to work with SCO OSes.

    Microsoft also had several BSD copyright notices in the past during boot-up. Reckon SCO will go after them, too?

    In any event the BSD guys should be able to get the case dismissed immediately using the legal records from the original AT&T case. Hopefully they'd couter-sue for legal costs and time wasted.

    Speaking of which, why haven't any Linux copyright holders sued SCO for copyright infringement yet? SCO obviously does not agree with the terms of the GPL and last time I checked they were still distributing the Linux kernel. It'd be great to see several hundred (or thousand) separate lawsuits filed in various states and countries...

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    1. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft also had several BSD copyright notices in the past during boot-up. Reckon SCO will go after them, too?

      Microsoft already paid their licensing fees to SCO, remember?

      Of course given SCO's penchant for revoking irrevokable licenses, they could of course go back to MS and demand more money, but still, MS is currently paid in full.

    2. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      If I had the cash I would. IANAL but if my understaing of my country laws are correct I could infact sue. go canada go!! :)

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    3. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by zurab · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Microsoft also had several BSD copyright notices in the past during boot-up. Reckon SCO will go after them, too?


      You are forgetting that they signed an agreement with MS earlier this year "licensing" their "IP". Nobody is sure what they actually licensed, but SCO got some cash.

      Speaking of which, why haven't any Linux copyright holders sued SCO for copyright infringement yet? SCO obviously does not agree with the terms of the GPL and last time I checked they were still distributing the Linux kernel. It'd be great to see several hundred (or thousand) separate lawsuits filed in various states and countries...


      Just what I have said few times already - why doesn't law enforcement take notice of this? They seem to be clever in catching "pirates" in hiding with Windows XP ISOs no problem. SCO has widely and openly violated copyright law, is distributing copyrighted software without permission for profit! They say the have 2.5 million (or whatever number) of user base. Doesn't that amount to criminal violation? Surely, if someone was selling bootleg Windows XP ISOs so openly they'd be in jail in virtually no time.
    4. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Remember: If you're doing anything for profit, it may be illegal, but it's not wrong.

      The US justice system is too busy going after benign infringement to dare tackle corrupt entrenched businessmen, and it's going to stay that way for awhile.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    5. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Write to OSDL and ask them to pay your legal expenses.

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    6. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      >Why haven't Linux copyright holders sued SCO for copyright infringement?

      Because that would destroy the collective ideals of the GPL, and set a precendent for saying: "We don't like you, you can't use our code."

      Anyway, can you see Linus wanting a lawsuit?

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    7. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. It'd be saying "You don't agree to our license so you can't use our code." Which is kind of what the license says. Or maybe even "You're trying to destroy everything that we stand for so you can't use our code."

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      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    8. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      Except that if they didn't agree to the license, they wouldn't release the program at all. It is very dangerous to tell the community that a part of the community could be isolated protecting its IP. That isn't my view at all (I don't believe that SCO has IP rights on the code, or if it does, they released the code under the GPL anyway), but it could be seen that way by some.

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    9. Re:Again? But that trick NEVER works! by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Not at all, suing someone who has clearly violated the terms of the GPL, is entirely different to suing someone who uses your code for a purpose you do not like. The GPL is entirely fair and impartial. Mr. Stallman, who seems to be its main author, might secretly like to ban certain uses, but he has taken the only sensible road possible and chosen to not do so, making freedom the main priority, otherwise there would be a terrible mess of differernt restrictions in use in every piece of software. Suppose Linus does not like genetic resaerch, while Alan Cox has an issue with fish farming for example, or one of the female contributers hates men, and only wants women to be allowed to use it..... (of course all of these people are actually sensible, as we all know). So the licence must be fair and impartial to all, and allow every imaginable use.

      The probable infringement is the Linux Personality Module, which almost certainly contains Linux code, and is supplied as part of SCO. But, as I keep saying, it is not a copyright infringement, it is a breach of licence. The GPL is a licence, not a copyright. It imposes the restriction that in effect if you break the licence, the right to use the code terminates. Having done so, it is then possible that a breach of copyright may occur, but the initial offence is simply a contractual one, a licence is a contract which gives you certain rights, and restricts others.

      The penalty should be imposed, SCO are in breach of the GPL, which they accepted when they used the code, and as their rights have terminated, they must remove it from the SCO distribution. If they continue when asked not to, they are in fact then using copyright code without any kind of authorisation, they become liable to a joint action by all of the people who have contributed to the code, whose names are in the copyright statement at the head of each file. But first to get to copyright violation, they must have broken the terms of th licence, which they have.

      I don't know about US law, but in many countries including the UK, this kind of copyright infringement is a criminal offence because it is done in the course of a running a business or making profit. A private individual violating copyright, not for financial gain, here commits a civil offence and is liable to a slap on the wrist, costs of probably 4 times the value of what he ripped off, and court costs, (and all but once in a million settles out of court anyway) but any sort of commercial activity is criminal, and is prosecuted by the authorities.

      I wonder if the damaged parties have thought about going after McBride in countries like the UK where he does business, but legal costs are much less, the process is quicker, and there are quite a few senior judges experienced in handling this kind of issue.

      It is not only what Linus wants that matters, he is not the only copyright holder involved. I think that it should be a corporate decision by all contributors to kernel code, and if the GPL is seen as under threat, that should be widened to include all contributors to GPL code. Most people, like Linus, will quite rightly not want to be involved in horrible legal actions, but the consensus of opinion and the need to protect the future of free software, may dictate otherwise. But, I hope McBride gets a good legal kick in the teeth by other means such that people who simply want to produce software don't need to get their hands dirty with vile people like him.

  68. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Look how far Windows has gotten with nothing more than a couple colored squares.

    There are four colored squares, (eight if you count the faded ones) surrounded by wavy lines! They've spent billions of dollars designing, modifying, and marketing that logo, and if they have an inkling that there is someone out there that can't draw it from memory, they're liable to do it again! Now apologize - I don't want to see any more of their commercials!

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    Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
  69. NASA by suso · · Score: 1

    Maybe NASA will develop a weapon to kill him with an earthquake. Not exactly something you can jump on, is it. (Ok, so I took that from Conspiracy Theory.)

  70. Now he knows... by hookedup · · Score: 1

    "However, there are some elements who have an almost religious zealousness about Linux," he added. "In some ways, that can be scary for anyone opposing their positions." - Darl McBride

    Pfft, wait till you make a beowulf cluster crack darl...

  71. BSD Code Settlement by rstultz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wasn't that case settled because of the fact that AT&T had copied a bunch of BSD code, and the realization had been made that both had screwed up and the easiest course of action was to say "From this day forth..." both were legal? that's always been my understanding of that settlement.

    If SCO attacks it, don't they also open themselves back up to claims against AT&T (which SCO would now have to defend) of stealing code from BSD and putting it into their codebase (UNIX, SVWhatever)?

    My question would be, can they really open up that can of worms again? And if they do, don't they open themselves up to accusations of IP infringement? Would they have to then clean up the UNIX codebase to remove any infringement that the settlement allowed?

    Ryan Stultz

    1. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its only the wack-job BSD-slamming Joe Barr who said it.

      When SCO announces a BSD license program like the present Linux program, then I'll believe it. Otherwise, its just the rants of Barr.

    2. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure, but in an odd way, this is the first thing I've heard about SCO's strategy in a long time that makes any sense at all. I personally don't see much (if any) chance of it succeeding, but if they can revisit the AT&T/UCB suit and somehow win it, then the remainder of their claims will be significantly strengthened: Think about those code snippets they showed that were later found to date back to BSD, for instance.

      If they actually want to argue that they own all UNIX-like IP -- which seems to be what they are arguing -- they have to go after BSD. It's a Hail Mary Pass, but it's about the only chance they would have of winning anything more than a very narrowly-tailored breach of con tract lawsuit against IBM (and the prospects of ekeing out a breach-of-contract suit against IBM sure aren't the hot air that's been inflating SCO's stock price, that's for sure).

    3. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're all confused.. They're not talking about Unix, they're talking about Eunuchs. They own the rights to Eunuchs.

    4. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psst. News to Ray!!!

      The code that was ``found to date back to BSD'' weren't actually found to date back to BSD. They were found to date back to V7 UNIX, and then went to BSD.

    5. Re:BSD Code Settlement by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      Close... The BSDs actually rolled back to an older version and removed some files, then backported the stuff they'd done since. As a result, they were clean after the settlement. They're fanatical about keeping proprietary code out, they don't even like GPL'd code, so they're still clean. It would be near impossible to go after them successfully. Indeed, OpenBSD is based in Canada, so that would make it even worse. On the other hand, basically every OS today has BSD code in it, some with the copyright notice, some without. The stuff without the copyright notice is stolen, and if the BSD settlement goes out the window, SCO is going to have a lot of stolen code.

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      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    6. Re:BSD Code Settlement by mengel · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not exactly; the BSD case was settled because:
      • AT&T had a fairly weak derivative code claim (surprisingly like the current SCO one, actually) saying that even though all of the actual AT&T code had been removed from BSD's Net-4 release, somehow by a process of transitive derivation it was still a derivative work.
      • Berkely had a much stronger, classic copright case on the printed manuals for vi, netstat, etc. that would have required AT&T to apologize publicly, and hunt down and destroy all System V based User Guides (i.e ones for AT&T System V, IRIX, HP-UX, etc. etc.)
      Berkely really didn't care to press their case except to make the AT&T one go away.

      As somone pointed out earlier, never sue a University with a good law school.

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    7. Re:BSD Code Settlement by stefanb · · Score: 3, Informative
      Wasn't that case settled because of the fact that AT&T had copied a bunch of BSD code, and the realization had been made that both had screwed up and the easiest course of action was to say "From this day forth..." both were legal? that's always been my understanding of that settlement.
      I think the case was much in favor of BSD: System V contained loads of BSD files, which AT&T conventiently had lost the copyright notices to, and had also forgotten to give due credit in the documentation for; on the other hand, the Net/2 release was found to contain only minor copyright infringements, which could be healed by removing three files, and making minor modifications to a couple of others.

      The exact terms of the settlement remain secret, but Marshall Kirk McKusick wrote this nice history summary.

      If SCO really has any way to re-start the proceedings on this, I somehow feel Berkeley lawyers will have none of it...

    8. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the BSD guys at least knew what files were supposedly infringing. SCO has been in court for a couple of months now and still hasn't even told IBM what they are suing them over.

    9. Re:BSD Code Settlement by circusnews · · Score: 1

      I just had a wild thought. You know, one of those thoughts that just couldn't be true, but are scarry enough that if true it would be really, really bad.

      What if SCO's real legal play is not in federal circut court, but federal chapter 7 bankruptsy court? Could they be doing all of this trying to force themselves into bankruptsy, and then get a bankruptsy court to toss provisions of various contracts and settlements? If this is so (and I really hope people can tell me why its not so), it is possible that SCO could then reopen their case, obtaining many of the rights they are now claiming. God I can see it now: "Your honner, In order for us to emerge from chapter 7, we need you to quash the GPL..."

    10. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Berkely had a much stronger, classic copright case on the printed manuals for vi, netstat, etc. that would have required AT&T to apologize publicly, and hunt down and destroy all System V based User Guides (i.e ones for AT&T System V, IRIX, HP-UX, etc. etc.)

      And in this case, while it appears SCO may toss around rhetoric and "derivative" claims to argue that the BSD-AT&T settlement is void, Berkeley may already have a rock-solid copyright infringement case against SCO.

      Anyone remember SCO showing parts of the Berkeley Packet Filter as part of the code SCO claims is illegally part of Linux? With the BSD-required copyright notices stripped?

      SCO looking for more lawsuits is like George Bush asking Iraqi insurgents to "bring it on"--a dumb, provocative statement that can cause nothing but more pain for everyone involved.

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      Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    11. Re:BSD Code Settlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, mengel, the way I look at it, there
      really can be only one logical conclusion:
      *BSD is dying
  72. No free lunch? by freidog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The title of his address Tuesday night to the Computer Digital Expo at Mandalay Bay was: "There's No Free Lunch funny, isn't that exactly what McBride is looking for?
    Rather than build a viable buisness on the merits of their own product he's taken to filing lawsuit after lawsuit, each more insane than the last to drive up his stock prices in the hope that he can cash out before the perverbial house of cards comes crashing down.
    I for one hope there is no free lunch here, i hope McBride and his band o' nuts aren't able to profit by slandering the hard work of the open source community.....But then again, not to many investment bankers read /.

  73. Reminds me of The Onion by BSDevil · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the artice about WWII?

    "Germany declares war on Austro-Hungarian Empire declares war on France declares war on Britain declares war on Belgium declares war on Spain declares war on Portugal: Austro-Hungarian Empire nearly declares war on itsef"

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  74. SCO looking to exploit BSD? by fuckfuck101 · · Score: 0
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  75. Sig by geekoid · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I have a red sign on my door. It says "If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.""

    dear God, I about sprayed soda all over my monitor when I read that.

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    1. Re:Sig by freeweed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, except it should say coming too fast, not going :)

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      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    2. Re:Sig by pyros · · Score: 1

      thanks for pointing that out, but in effort to avoind pr0n references, I'll change it to moving to fast.

    3. Re:Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I have a red sign on my door. It says "If this sign is blue, you're going too fast."
      Mork from Ork: "I would have been here earlier but I got a ticket for doing the speed of light in a 'speed-of-sound' zone.

      I would have pulled over sooner but I didn't see the lights and didn't hear the sirens."
    4. Re:Sig by TMB · · Score: 1

      I've got one of those on my car. :) Seems a more appropriate place for one...

    5. Re:Sig by oolon · · Score: 1



      Or you could change sign from orginally red to blue that way as you moved away (going) you would get a red shift.

      James

  76. Re:Just more crap to try to support their stock pr by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    How many lawsuits before even ignorant investors see SCO as a risk not worth taking?

    Couldn't this precisely be what ends up blowing up in their face?

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    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  77. SCO Owns everything by Doitroygsbre · · Score: 1
    Reading some of their legal paperwork, they make it sound like they own unix ... what if they really think they own atleast part of every flavor of unix?

    When I first heard of this case back in March I thought SCO was trying for a quick settlment and I can't believe that they are still in business

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    There in no religion higher than truth.
  78. Hard Times for *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure, we all know that *BSD is a failure, but why? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personas?

    The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

  79. Bodyguards? by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. I can't imagine why SCO executives feel that they need to hire bodyguards."

    Completely honest question: what has SCO done so far that actually justifies death threats (as the submitter is not-so-subtly implying). Angry emails, yes, anonymous death threats o_O.

    I understand that they are arrogant so on with this whole mess, and that linux developers have invested both personal and emotional energy in the OS development...but death threats? WTF?

    1. Re:Bodyguards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't threaten any of those scumbags (they're not worth it), but I wouldn't mind if they got killed. I wouldn't mind at all. Death of SCO, or death of Darl or death of Chris : each of these is a reason to party. ;-) If they get killed, they're just getting what they deserve. Bullies have no rights.

    2. Re:Bodyguards? by midav · · Score: 1
      And completely practical question. If Darl is dead, how is that going to help?

      I think only of two reasons for him to have bodyguards, first and the most important is PR (you know how crazy those FOSS free riding Linux commi terrorsits can be) and the second one comes to mind if you remember that his allusion to James Bond. The guy is on a mission to save the world, of course he needs bodyguards.

    3. Re:Bodyguards? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      They need them (soon) to protect themselves from their investors. Although they won't be much help when the Federal Marshalls, FBI, SEC, et al show up at SCO's front door.

    4. Re:Bodyguards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and I'm sure there are folks who think the same of you...

      Be careful of what your ideas about "getting what you deserve" are... If life were "fair" and everyone "got what they deserved", I'm sure lots of people who think they are above it all would be rudely surprised.

  80. OMG You are such a fucking geek! by amarodeeps · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But I still love you, because you are like me! *sigh*

  81. I learned an important lesson in business school by StandardCell · · Score: 1

    A company in its death throes will resort to any legal tactics available to it, regardless of basis or validity, to continue to survive.

    On another note, the press really has to start ignoring these wild claims. Part of SCO's strategy is that they know that they will be covered by the press and potentially bump their stock price. The only thing missing here is a law such that the plaintiff pay the legal fees of the winner if the claim has little to no basis. If that was the case, Boies wouldn't touch this turkey with a ten foot baster.

  82. Can't... resist... troll... by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    If the educational system doesn't get dismatled by greedy administrations like the current one

    Is that comment meant just to snare morons like me, or do you have some proof to back that comment up, sparky?

    Those of us over here on the right are angry that the current administration increased spending on school way too much...

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    Increases in truth directly with the length of time spent explaining them
    1. Re:Can't... resist... troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those of us over here on the right are angry that the current administration increased spending on school way too much...

      Those of us over here on the left think those of you over there on the right are only one step away from nazis. But then you think we're only one step away from commies, so I guess it all evens out.

    2. Re:Can't... resist... troll... by FL180 · · Score: 1

      Except we're right and you're just wrong. Other than that, it evens out.

    3. Re:Can't... resist... troll... by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Godwinson's law, you lose. You should've said 'fascists'.

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      Increases in truth directly with the length of time spent explaining them
  83. Somewhere in a darkened room..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Godfather behind his desk calls his consigliari and wispers "Daryl and I must talk. This BSD thing is cutting too close to the bone. Daryl cannot steal from our vineyard. Convey my words to him....."

    Steve Ballmer exits the room.

  84. War by jamesmartinluther · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is more than a corporate-on-corporate war. At stake is the ability to for people to create content and to invent technologies on their own terms.

    - JML

  85. So who's next? Microsoft? by SteelX · · Score: 1

    Since Microsoft uses a ton of BSD code in Windows, does that mean SCO will sue them too?

    1. Re:So who's next? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give them a week.

  86. *BSD is DYING by Negatyfus · · Score: 1

    :) fp!?

  87. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by lpp · · Score: 1

    IANAL.

    It seems to me the only way you could "attack" a settlement would be to prove that some or all of the settlement terms were not legal. For instance, if you and I run corporations and we get into a lawsuit whereby the settlement involves my company stealing money from at least two large banks and giving the funds over to you, that would not be legal.

    In this case, I would imagine they would have to prove someone didn't have rights to something, but I can't imagine they could do it.

    Any other thoughts?

  88. March 11 ... by ericandrade · · Score: 1

    Thats going to be a pretty long wait, considering the amount of crap these assholes are able to shell out every 2 days.

    There's got to be something we can all do to kick those asses -without getting into contact with they're personal robocops-. we need IDEAS!!!

    We've got to mount a popular counter attack. M$, SO, hell, EVERY company can get a great load of media contact. Linux just has very big books in bookstores and lots of webpages rambling about source-code (nothing the normal computer user wants to deal with). Here again, need IDEAS!

    There's a major lack of communication, and SO are taking advantage of that. They fling watever shit they want to the media, who eat it up and spit it out shiny.

    We can't let this mad man go around threatening lawsuits to people who dont comply with an obviously crooked License.

    What can we do until march??

    1. Re:March 11 ... by ericandrade · · Score: 1

      DARN, SCO with a cent sign doesn't come out right.

  89. Bottom line -- Did SCO stock went up? by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So really, did SCO stock went up with this "recent revalation?"

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  90. You fool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #include "

    That's a line from SCO's SysV intellectual property! Now slashdot is a 'derivative work'! Now SCO owns slashdot!

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

  91. or better yet - SCO sues Microsoft over Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would definatelly send SCO stock soaring. But no byguards can protect from this - http://www.tabletpctalk.com/pictures/comdex2003bil lg2.shtml

  92. luny bin by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    time to buy up SCO stock to put McBride out of buisness pernamently

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    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  93. I'm stunned by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 0

    BSD now. It was my understanding after reading through the history of BSD that the legal wrestling has been worked out years ago.

    Interesting they are challenging the ruling. The last part in newsforge pretty much explained it all.

    "Since they cannot show infringement of SCO Unix code, SCO now plans to challenge the 9-year-old settlement between AT&T and BSD. If it can successfully do that, then its claims that Linux contains tainted code can be substantiated. If it can't, SCO is dead meat."

    Dead meat is right. I for one look forward to seeing SCO crushed into the dirt and just plain gone.

    --
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  94. only in an SCO story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you say "Fuck you SCO...Stop being bitches" and be modded Insightful.

  95. Admission of not having a case by Teahouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What going after BSD means is that SCO has no case unless they can blow up an agreement made between AT&T and BSD before SCO was even involved. Basically, they will need to meet the IBM/Red Hat motion that they provide offending code as a part of the discovery process. When that happens, IBM will move for dismissal because all the "IP" SCO claims will be found to be BSD covered in some way. Basically, this just confirms that the emperor has no clothes.

    --
    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright
    1. Re:Admission of not having a case by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if that code was included into other product by the license agreement, and then years later that license is stricken. No judge would allow SCO to lay claim to the code in those products. That would be like Novell selling System V code to SCO and them actually revoking everyone ones license that had bought it. (oh wait! thats what they are doing!!!)

      Anyway, they couldn't allow SCO to do that because those products where done in the eyes of that agreement and therefor would remain that way. It would be like prohibition starting up tomorrow and throwing everyone that works for Miller in jail because they made beer today. It was done legally, and it would remain legal.

  96. bring it! by holzp · · Score: 1

    Now we can stick the pitchfork where the sun doesn't shine.

  97. BSD? by GearheadX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't taking aim at BSD put SCO into the position of aiming it's sights at Apple?

    1. Re:BSD? by Grand+V'izer · · Score: 1
      Doesn't taking aim at BSD put SCO into the position of aiming it's sights at Apple?

      Probably, yes. And Apple doesn't roll over very easily.

      And as another poster said, this puts all of the other *NIX vendors on alert that they might also be subject to this kind of lawsuit. So now you can add Sun, HP and others to the "Enemies of SCO" register.

      I wish SCO would just hurry up and go out of business without involving all the rest of us.

      --
      Not all random numbers are created equally.
    2. Re:BSD? by Firehawke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe. It really depends on what chunks of BSD this lawsuit is going to be covering-- the kernel of MacOS X, IIRC, is based on Mach rather than BSD.

      However, in any case, they're trying to strike at BOTH of the big free competitors to Unix. If they can somehow succeed, it could put the Big Hurt on free software in general.

    3. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will claim anything that even uses BSD code or anything even BSD-like as a derivative of BSD and therefore a derivative of their IP. ;p

    4. Re:BSD? by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      That's my big fear, really, and I expect them to try it.

      Nontheless, it's obvious to anyone and everyone who works in this industry-- SCO _should not_ win this. I'd say "can't", but I know the legal system in this country and I know that there's still a chance we could all lose this..

    5. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear god, Apple fanbois are crazy as it is. Could you imagine the public outrage if they're favourite company get's sued?

      5% market share may be small, (i'm not sure of the exact percentage) but most of those 5% are rabid. And they are the general public, not linux geeks. If a couple hundred thousand apple owners all phone the SEC or they're local reperesentitive, expect to see alot more than the judiciary getting involved.

      the ruckus will be amazing.

    6. Re:BSD? by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what the implications are for the BSD code in Windows?

    7. Re:BSD? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Any "Mach"-based OS will be mostly something else, not much to Mach other than a core threading/IPC mechanism. NeXTSTep is 90% BSD (I had a NexStation in the early 90's), as is Apple's new OS.

    8. Re:BSD? by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny


      "Hey Darl, what do you want to do tonight?"

      "Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!"

    9. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it will just juice up GNU Hurd's developer team in a big way.

      The free software phenomena is here to stay unless it is made illegal, and even then the US isn't the world.

    10. Re:BSD? by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

      One more entity for SCO to sue.

      If BSD ain't dying yet, it will be under the weight of all this SCO litigation. The BSD-SCO lineage is alot easier to make than the SCO-Linux lineage. And a OS X-BSD-SCO lineage makes suing that much easier for SCO.

      R.I.P. BSD, your days are numbered...

    11. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > Doesn't taking aim at BSD put SCO into the position of aiming it's sights at Apple?

      Worse than that. Taking aim at BSD takes aim at basically any company that has in the past included BSD code into their source. I say this because inclusion of some code at one time implies a willingness to put code in at a later point. So, a lot of companies are included (Microsoft comes to mind).

    12. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft and Sun have paid SCO tens of millions of dollars between them. If necessary, I am sure these companies would be perfectly willing to pay SCO tens of millions more to avoid the spotlight being placed on their own "IP liberties". In addition, both Microsoft and Sun derive great benefits from the inhibition of open source and Linux take-up.

    13. Re:BSD? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I can see why a student of bogodynamics is following SCO so closely - a fine example of bogon poisoning at the near-terminal level.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    14. Re:BSD? by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 1

      the kernel of MacOS X, IIRC, is based on Mach rather than BSD.

      Well Mach had a bit of BSD in it, but the real question is what happen to the NeXT source license? And how will SCO deal with that? Unless they can prove that Apple put UNIX code into Darwin, they are most likely shielded from action. Plus, I think Apple still has a license of their own...

      GWP

    15. Re:BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would love to see them try. Seeing as SCO's codebase is *full* of BSD based source (are are all systemVr4 based systems), it would be funny.

      "See, your TCP stack looks just like ours!"

      "umm... ours was writting in 1984, when your company wasn't even around. In fact, its already been *proved* in court that your stole *our* code, but because we are nice guys and our license says you can, we let you use it. That does *not* give you the copyright to it though."

  98. What? by DarkAurora · · Score: 1

    I thought BSD was dead ....as I type from my OSX laptop. :)

  99. NIGERIAN SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DEAR SIR/MADAM:

    I AM MR DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.

    MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES [sic] WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS. ...

    MY ASSOCIATES AND I OF THE SCO GROUP ARE ... THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARES KNOWN AS UNIX. OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT NO FEWER THAN SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX. ... THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF LINES OF VALUABLE SOFTWARE CODES WHICH COMPRISE THIS LINUX AND WHICH HAS BEEN SOLD AT GREAT PROFIT TO VERY MANY BUSINESS ENTERPRISES. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THESE CODES IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. ...

    I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE SOFTWARES. ... IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO "SCO GROUP" AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.

    KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.

  100. Updated SCO Faq by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

    q1. Why did SCO sue IBM?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q2. Why are SCO attacking Linux?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q3. Why are SCO attacking the GPL?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q4. Why are SCO trying to extort money from Linux users?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q5. Why are SCO now attacking *BSD?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q6. Why do SCO want to destroy Linux at the same time as they claim to 0wn it?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q7. Why do SCO appear to be the crack-smoking bitches of a certain gang originating in redmond?
    a: because they're crack-smoking redmond boyz' bitches.

    q8. Why...
    a: CSRBB, dude!!

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    Ceci n'est pas une signature
  101. Need for united action now. by David+Hume · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So does this include OS X?


    First they came for the Linux users and I did not speak out because I was not a Linux user.

    Then they came for the *BSD users and I did not speak out because I was not a *BSD user.

    Then they came for the Apple users and I did not speak out because I was not an Apple user.

    Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

    With respect to PastorMartin Niemoller.

    Also:

    We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.


    Benjamin Franklin's.

    1. Re:Need for united action now. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Then they came for me ...

      ...but Bill Gates and Steve Balmer had the fix in from the start, so I was off the hook.

    2. Re:Need for united action now. by pirhana · · Score: 1

      >Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

      Actually it should be,

      Then they came for Windows XP and there was no one left to speak out

    3. Re:Need for united action now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least there's a happy ending. I mean, if you're not using Linux, BSD, or OS X, you deserved what you got.

    4. Re:Need for united action now. by mister_tim · · Score: 1

      So, that would make SCO the Nazi's in the 1930s, which would make McBride Hitler.

      Interesting analogy

    5. Re:Need for united action now. by Tiny+Wolf+v3 · · Score: 1
      ...then they came for the Windows users, and I said "THERE THEY ARE!" and they payed me thirty dollars.

      With respect to Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite of the Church of the Subgenius.

      --
      There was a .sig here. It's gone now.
    6. Re:Need for united action now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they came for XP, and Bill Gates said "What the hell are you doing? I've been funding your law suits for years"

  102. So can we expect to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Daryl running up onto the stage at an internal rah rah meeting doing the Ballmermonkey dance and yelling "Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Lawsuit!"?

  103. Desperation by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To me, this is increasingly sounding like SCO desperately seeking a buyer. While I know that the /. crowd has often raised this flag especially in the early stages, but when it was clear that IBM wasn't biting the bait (drinking the koolaid) the tactic seemed to shift.

    Now with the attack on BSD, I think they are trying to get APPLE to bite. I doubt very much that Apple will bite, because Apple knows apples and this one is poisoned.

    No company in their right mind is going to purchase SCO at this point. McBride and Co, have tainted with so much vile crap that it will be impossible for SCO to ever come out smelling like a rose. (enough cheezy oneliners yet?)

    Anyway, the BSD attack is directed at Apple, and Apple should understand this.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    1. Re:Desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, this is increasingly sounding like SCO desperately seeking a buyer.

      I'm game! When the stock price drops enough for me to buy the entire company for $0.05, I'll bite. Then I'll give the IP to the FSF, and disband.

    2. Re:Desperation by lordvdr · · Score: 1
      No company in their right mind is going to purchase SCO at this point.
      What about 2 years from now, after all of this has blown over, been forgotten, buried in the sand, and found after some great archeological dig?

      My predicition: 2-3 years from now, in a very quiet Press Release, IBM will announce that it has purchased the UNIX rights from SCO for hundreths of pennies on the dollar.

      of course, SCO may not be the owner, or it might have some other name.

      They might even GPL it. hehehe, wouldn't that be a kick in the groin to SCO?
      --
      If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor - Albert Einstein
    3. Re:Desperation by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I doubt that in 2-3 years SCO will even exist as it does today. By then they will have won or lost the suit.

      If they lose, then they will declare themselves bankrupt and be pieced out anyway. They won't go Chapter 11 reorg, because they have nothing to reorg even at this point, and no hope of an income model that works.

      If they win, which of course is doubtful, they will may or may not have recourse, especially if the code is replaced or removed. So they would be in a similar position as if they had lost.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    4. Re:Desperation by Ixitar · · Score: 1

      You forget one thing. When you buy a company you also take on its liabilities as well. Even if you could buy it for US$0.05, you would be liable for all judgments against the company.

      With all of the ill will created by the present board of directors of the company, buying SCO would be a bad investment at any price.

    5. Re:Desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if/when they go into bankrupcy, their major asset will be the same thing it is today - rights to UNIX / SVR / etc...

      ... though the world may realize that those assets aren't worth quite as much. Then again the "world" knew it when SCO bought it for the original price they bought it at.

  104. Lawsuits - the last flailings of dying companies by keath_milligan · · Score: 1

    We see this over and over again. When a company is going own the tubes instead of refocusing their business or getting back to their core competencies, they squander their few remaining resources on lawyers in an attempt to litigate themselves back in relevance. The good news is: few succeed.

  105. Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hey, since Microsoft took their TCP stack and their FTP code from BSD, does that mean that SCO is gonna sue Microsoft?

    1. Re:Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that. The entire Unix compatibility layer for Windows that Microsoft sells has been shown to be based on large parts of OpenBSD. But don't worry, Microsoft is paying licensing fees to SCO for this BSD code already, so it is unlikely there is going to be any kind of lawsuit.

  106. Did Darl hurt his head during a Shakespeare show? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    Somehow SCO's UNIX is Julius Caesar, Linux was the conspirators, and he (Darl) is Antony:

    And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
    With Hate by his side come hot from hell,
    Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
    Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
    That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
    With carrion men, groaning for burial.
    - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene i

    Or he's just watched Star Trek VI too many times, if you'd rather a nerdy reference. He's certainly wreaking Havoc, in any case.

    --
    R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
  107. SCO grabs at all *nixes by Devil · · Score: 1

    So that's it, folks; we now have more than a single complaint. We know what SCO is after: they want all *nixes nixed, so they can claim the market as theirs and theirs alone. But the *nixes are not successful because there's only one; they are successful because there are computers all over the world running a variety of Unix and Unix-like platforms.

    Bad idea revealing that they are looking into the BSDs, though. Two reasons: first, the BSD case was already tried and closed. Second, the statements can likely be used to prove that SCO is unwilling to play nice.

    Most Unixes out there are perfectly legally licensed versions. If SCO goes after IBM, Linux and BSD, it's a safe bet that Sun, HP and all the other Unix vendors are next, and they're probably calling their lawyers right now, telling them to sharpen their knives.

    The fact that SCO wants to go after the BSDs goes to show that they don't understand how the *nix world works. My reading on this (and I'm not a lawyer) is that SCO wants to be like Microsoft; one OS, distributed by one company, binary-only, and DMCA'd up the wazoo.

  108. I give you ESR, gun nut by ievans · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Somehow I have a feeling Eric Raymond would just *love* to shoot somebody.

  109. Worthless Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The part that I found most stupid about today's Darl commnets is this "This started off as a contract dispute with IBM, then we discovered [alleged SCO-owned Unix code] within Linux," McBride said. "Now we have a firestorm of controversy and anger from many in the Linux community."

    He seems to leave out the part where he made legal and financial threats to over 1,000 companies. Sometimes I wish the legal system was much faster. Then we could see the legal equivalent of a smoking hole where SCO used to be.

  110. "In this Newsforge story, we learn that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn what? That Joe Barr is speculating?

    Joe shows no proof, just his "wishful thinking".

  111. Fight Back by rward · · Score: 1

    Since McBride has insisted that the GPL forces SCO to go after end users, shouldn't each user file a lawsuit for a declaritory judgment similar to RedHat - don't know about you but I'd spend $215.00 (the filing fee where i live) and $25 for service of process just to get SCO to have to spend some of that $60 Million in cash. Beats spending $699 for a license from them.

    Would not even need to use a lawyer - the RedHat filings would make perfect templates. Who knows if enough end-users want to maybe a class action would be in order!

  112. "SCO hires bodyguards for execs" by Gannoc · · Score: 1

    Really means "Execs hire bodyguards for execs, with SCO money"

  113. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1
    Possible; but SCO didn't have any legal rights to Unix code of any description until a year after the settlement between AT&T and BSD.

    If SCO wants to assert that BSD contains code that is in their IP portfolio, they're going to have to invent a time machine.

    Remember, this settlement is the one that established a legal precedent about BSD4.4 Lite being unencumbered by AT&T IP rights.

  114. Open Fire by TitanBL · · Score: 1

    "We have enough sorted out, but we are so focused on the [IBM litigation]. With our limited energies and what our guys are going through, we probably won't file any suits against BSD until sometime in the first half of next year."

    I wonder what would happen if all the interested parties filed lawsuits against SCO - much like Redhat has done. Stretch their 'limited energies' a little more. They already have requested to get the Redhat lawsuit merged with the IBM lawsuit.

    I would imagine such a barrage could burn up their 60 million in no time. Hell, maybe someone would be sucessfull in getting SCO to actually disclose proof of their claims.

    "Those skilled in war bring the enemy to the field of battle and are not brought by him" - Sun Tzu The Art of War

    1. Re:Open Fire by XO · · Score: 1

      I'm considering consulting with my lawyer about opening a class-action lawsuit against SCO, vis all people who have ever contributed code to the kernel... hmm... Any thoughts on that anyone?

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  115. New Poll About SCO by gcantallopsr · · Score: 1

    I would answer: "There is no Next Year for SCO, you insensitive clod!"

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  116. IBM has a special ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    lawyer farm in upstate NY where they breed them. Their typical yearly output in farm-fresh, free-range lawyers is 3 times the output of all of the "Law Schools" put together. And IBM raises them organically, not pumping them full of antibiotics and growth hormones like Hardvard, Yale, Columbia and such.

    1. Re:IBM has a special ... by mousse-man · · Score: 1

      And then these lawyers go a meat processing plant? Or is there a "lawyer processing plant" somewhere around?

  117. Maybe they should pull some M$ yarn by jeillah · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much 'stolen' IP they would find if they dug into Windoze code. Maybe they can get some bucks from DOS's use of 'cd' and other unix like command line stuff. Or command line stuff in general. It never ends...

  118. Re:Great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You really don't keed to be Kreskin to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It's a fact: FreeBSD is dying.

  119. Insane, clever, or.... by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 1

    I used to believe there was some sinister motive behind Darl et al. I, like many here, thought I could see a microsoft shadow behind SCO.

    Now it's obvious what we are seeing is the ramblings of a crazy man. Out and out sheer lunacy. Someone probably showed him a line or two from BSD source and said "look, we have the same in our code -- they're stealing!"

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  120. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A settlement isn't something that can be appealed, as far as I know; and even if it could be, I'd bet certainly not by an uninvolved party.

    Even if it could be appealed (and I forgot that it was a settlement, not a judicial ruling), we're long past the final date for filing an appeal.

    As for an uninvolved party -- that's not true. AT&T sold all rights on the source code in question to Novell, who then sold it (with strings) to the company that is now SCO. So they are an involved party, albeit several purchases removed. Of course, that weakens their case -- they should damn well have known what they were and weren't purchasing, along with the legal entanglements involved. Failure to do so may very well be illegal, but in this case it would be the stockholders suing the company over failure of due diligence rather than the company suing anyone.

    The more I read on this the more I wonder wtf is going on. It has long since passed the point of being rational. SCO may very well have a beef with IBM and contract violation, but it ends there. All the ranting and raving against Linux, BSD, and the rest of the industry is insane.

    On an unrelated note, I'm glad to see IBM handling the case the way they are. I'm sincerely hoping that IBM is subpoening Canopus in order to pierce the corporate veil. This kind of intellectual property blackmail is exactly the kind of thing a large corporation doesn't want to see. It's very much in IBM's interest to burn the fields and salt the earth as a warning against anyone else who would try such spurious claims against them. They have to not only take down SCO, but also Canopus. And if the lawyers pull the same level of crap in the courtroom as they're pulling in the press then IBM will probably push to have them disbarred for conflict of interest, improper conduct, etc.

    Anyone who has a legit complaint against IBM, Redhat, Linux, BSD, etc. should certainly pursue it in court. But so far SCO has failed to prove that they have any such complaint, and they appear to be throwing up a smokescreen to hide that.

  121. Attacking the precedent by CDR1313 · · Score: 1

    I guess we all knew that SCO was going to go after the 1994 settlement somehow. Destroying the findings from 1994 would definitely clear the way for more madness. However, Wasn't it determined that AT&T/USL was stealing code from BSD and incorporating it into System V? That is going to be a hard fact to invalidate, although SCO lately has show little regard to the facts. Does anyone have a better grasp of how SCO could possibly invalidate the 1994 settlements and its findings?

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    1. Re:Attacking the precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the case was 'settled', it was not a 'judgement' (ie. made by a judge of the courts). The settlement basicaly gave AT&T/Caldera/Novell/Caldera/SCO or whatever, the *right* to *use* the code. However, that did *not* give them copyright of the code.

      I think the BSD suit would be a losing battle. The only hope they would have is the same as linux, suing for infringing code that was added *after* the AT&T/BSD settlement.

      In effect, in the AT&T (plaintiff) vs BSD suit, the judge threw out the case, ruling that if BSD removed the last of the infringing code (which they did), that BSD/Net2 was a 'clean' release. They'd have a hard time fighting that.

      On the flip side, the BSD (plaintiff) vs AT&T suit, was basically copyright infringement. AT&T actually was legally entitled by the license/copyright to *use* the code as they saw fit, but those damn "can't remove the copyright notices & must give credit to" notices burned them. You can't just *remove* the copyright and say it is yours.

      Since the settlement is sealed, we don't know the terms, but I would think that one of the stipulations would have been that they add the copyright notices back in that they removed. Now, SCO *showing* the code without it, as they recently did, may not be a clear violation... but, if you look at their *codebase* and they are not there.. well, that may very well open *them* up to violating the terms of the BSD/AT&T settlement.

      Again, since its sealed, we don't know that.

      I would *love* to see AT&T take a stand and agree to unseal the court documents of the settlement. After all, they were an agreement between AT&T and BSD. I would think if they were concerned, that their sales contracts with Novell->Caldera->SCO carried a guarentee that the decendants could never unseal the settlement documents, but the other way around?!? Who knows.

  122. The Bigger Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this was already mentioned - but, I have a couple of painful observations that I believe will haunt us for a while to come, if SCO succeeds at their game:
    1) they will pretty much damage our open source/free *nix climate for years to come - it is bound to affect many companies, projects, individuals. I can only hope that they have some long-term vision, as the effects of their arm-waving will ripple through this industry for a long time.
    2) it's really nice that they are going after the top however-many companies that are supposedly Linux users. In North America. What about the rest of the world? Do you really think that companies in, say China or India, really care about what SCO does here? Will they ever pay up? Most likely, not. Our laws don't apply there - and, of course, as related to #1, they will gain a leg up in this already competitive IT global market.

    So, who's going to be hurting at the end of all of this? Are they just shooting the industry in the foot, to spite the face?

    jaz

  123. Apple/Darwin Next by cabalist · · Score: 1


    How does this affect Apple's 'nix variant OS X (aka Darwin)?

    Does SCO seek to attack Apple? Or does something in the development of Darwin preclude such an attack (ie Darwin, or at least the Apple variant, does not contain the unknown but infringing code)?

    cabalist

  124. Reminds me of a B5 quote by yellowstone · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."
    Londo Mollari
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    1. Re:Reminds me of a B5 quote by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      shortly followed by
      Lord Refa: "You walked away from the greatest power I've ever seen, and now you expect me to do the same ... Why would I abandon them?"

      Londo Mollari: "Because I have ... poisoned your drink"

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  125. how do you bite with a beak? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    dumbass

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    1. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Mixel · · Score: 1
      yeh, you byte

    2. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try it

    3. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    4. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you've never been attacked by a swan. Those things still freak me out (shudder).

    5. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      Stick an appendage in any parrot cage at your local pet store. You'll find out.

      Don't do this without medical personnel nearby, however.

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    6. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can vouch for the veracity of that statement... parrots can take a finger off... I hate parrots...

    7. Re:how do you bite with a beak? by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      I don't know about penguins but if you annoy a Canadian goose, it will bite you in the nuts.

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  126. Novell is doing well... by griffjon · · Score: 1

    Let's give Novell a good hip-hip-hooray, as they're the unsung hero in this fray. IBM among others are giving great support, but Novell is consistently issuing strong anti-sco press releases. Check out their press room. My fave quote so far:

    "To Novell's knowledge, the 1995 agreement governing SCO's purchase of UNIX from Novell does not convey to SCO the associated copyrights," Messman said in the letter. "We believe it unlikely that SCO can demonstrate that it has any ownership interest whatsoever in those copyrights. Apparently you share this view, since over the last few months you have repeatedly asked Novell to transfer the copyrights to SCO, requests that Novell has rejected."

    http://www.novell.com/news/press/archive/2003/05 /p r03033.html
    (This is from way back in May, FYI)

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    1. Re:Novell is doing well... by jsnitsel · · Score: 1

      Has Novell made any noise about this since SCO
      found the supposed amendent from 1996 which gave
      them the rights?

      From what I remember Novell ended up saying that
      it did appear to have a valid Novell signature.

  127. I've met some of these 'bodyguards' by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

    You guys can take them..

    Go on, somebody kick the shit outta Darl.

  128. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do you attack a settlement, exactly?

    You can't attack a settlement per se. I'm guessing that what SCO are planning to do is to litigate some of the issues that people believe were decided in the settlement.

    Because it was an out of court settlement, you don't have any final decision. You don't have any case law arising out of it. If SCO thinks that they have legal arguments that will prevail, there's nothing at all to stop them refighting that case.

    Whether or not they'll win remains to be seen, but I don't see any obstacles to their attempts to try to have the fight. Mind you, IANAL, so take all this with a grain of salt

  129. Re:This makes the IBM-Novell-SuSE deal make sense. by zelbinion · · Score: 1

    If true, that would be sort of ironic...

    SCO sues IBM in order to trigger a buy-out, but only triggers a buy out of a competitor (SuSE) by IBM using Novel as a proxy.
    Meanwhile, SCO pisses off all its customers, who flee to.... IBM/SuSE/Novel.

    Oops.

  130. IBM/Sequent/SCO by hwestiii · · Score: 1

    Robert X Cringely wrote about the IBM/Sequent connection several months ago. See here -> http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20030619. html

  131. The a verage person just doesn't know. by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I was a kid, and explaining to my parents that I needed a modem to call BBSs, they asked me how much it would cost. When I said most BBSs were free, run by people for fun, they didn't believe me. They said that nothing is ever free.

    Now, you have all these guys out there who are extremely suspecious of how Linux works. They just don't understand how you can get something for nothing.

    Then SCO comes along and confidently says what they've been expecting all along.

    "I knew it!" says average Joe, "Its SCO that's going to get the money for Linux! BUY BUY BUY!"

    Now that more mainstream publications are exposing SCO for the con artists they are, they're losing that edge.

  132. Invest in SCO's Lawyers by Thavius · · Score: 1

    Screw SCO. with all these lawsuits, their LAWYERS will be pulling in a hell of a lot of money! Even if they lose! The profits will be amazing!

    Wait, Lawyers never offer stock. I guess we see who's the big winner here.

    1. Re:Invest in SCO's Lawyers by setantae · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's their plan. They'll sneakily transfer all of SCO's assets to the lawyers over the next 12 months, and then wind it up.

      Expect to see Darl as a highly paid mailboy for Boies soon.

  133. Next terrorist target... by Kevin_Peters · · Score: 1

    Since most terrorist activity originates overseas, and these third world contries don't have the capital to buy closed software, should we be looking for another plane to crash into the SCO building? Would be poetic justice at its best, and might even win them a sympaty vote when they are caught.

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  134. Except by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I am not utterly mistaken, the arguments on Dec. 6 are not arguments on the case. They are discovery arguments.

    Meaning their sole focus is that both sides HAVE to present their evidence then. If they don't present it then, they can't do so later in the case.

    If SCO presents its evidence, the "linux community" wins.

    If SCO can't present its evidence or its evidence doesn't exist, it's possible the judge will throw out SCO's lawsuit without SCO's lawyers getting to say a word about "Intellectual property".

  135. Re:Just more crap to try to support their stock pr by PeterHammer · · Score: 1
    That is the beauty of investing though. A risk not worth taking on one side, becomes a risk worth taking on the other. If they get mired in litigation and lose, investors shorting SCO win.

    Hey maybe that is their strategy. They come up with more and more ludicrous claims, fool all the ignorant investors into buying up their stock, and meanwhile they are in the backoffice shorting their own stuff.

  136. Dead OS by doug · · Score: 1

    As someone who has used SCO before, I can say that they're sticking with what they know. They've been selling a dead OS for almost a decade. The fact that anyone is still using it means that the software embalmers over there know what they're doing.

    - doug

  137. Laughed out loud when I read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gotta admit - as soon as I read the title of this story I snorted out loud and almost choked on my popcorn. SCO stories are really getting to be more entertainment than anything else.

    Who *isn't* glued to their PC in wait for the next troll^H^H^H^H^Hentertaining SCO story?

  138. Re:Just more crap to try to support their stock pr by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Not for a long time, that's for sure. These cases will take years to wind through the legal process, and in the meantime, broadening the scope only serves to make the potential windfall look larger in the eyes of "ignorant" investors.

    This is why SCO is out beating the PR drums, while IBM quietly prepares its legal attack. SCO is clearly playing a short-term gambit to cash out the company's assets at the highest possible price, while IBM is seeking to secure the legal foundation behind an open computing platform that provides them with an ample marketplace for their service offerings.

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  139. Fairy Tale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McBride: Wolf! Wolf! There's a big nasty Wolf out here... Somewhere! I swear I saw it! Hey! Hey! Wolf! Everybody! W - O - L - F! WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!

    [crickets chirp]

    McBride: TWO Wolves! I really saw TWO Wolves! There was one on one side and one on the other! They're everywhere! Wolves! Two WOOOOOLVES!

  140. Bitchslap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I drove through Utah at the beginning of October, I had to fight the urge to find Darl and sap him around like the bitch he is. Now, I'm seriously regretting that decision.

  141. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by midav · · Score: 1
    They do not have to actually attack anything.

    I think, they just start licensing BSD code as their IP and I can name at least two companies who gladly buy licenses.

  142. Re:Great.. by pla · · Score: 1

    now SCO is targetting DEAD OSes! ;-)

    Aww, man! Does this mean I might need to fork over $699 to keep using CP/M on my DEC Rainbow to run Hack (as in, precursor to NetHack)?

    Bummer. At this rate, I might as well just install Windows on all my machines.

    Hmm, Now who gave $50M to SCO to keep this crap alive, and what possible motives might they have?

  143. An ode to SCO... by Blacklotuz · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They first came for the Linux users,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Linux user.
    Then they came for the BSD users,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a BSD user.
    Then they came for the OSX users,
    and I didn't speak up because I wasn't an OSX user.
    Then they came for me -
    and by that time no one was left to speak up.

    1. Re:An ode to SCO... by Patrick+Lewis · · Score: 1

      So, you are a Windows user? I'm confused.

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    2. Re:An ode to SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      getting sued by a corporation is a little different from mass genocide.

  144. Claim the other party breached the settlement by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 1
    How do you attack a settlement, exactly? Get one of the parties to the agreement to reneg?
    I think that it was Chris Sontag who alluded before that SCO was going to be examining whether BSD had upheld it's end of the settlement agreement. I would assume that if a party fails to adhere to the terms of a settlement agreement, the other party would be entitled to some sort of legal relief which could possibly lead to the dissolution of the settlement (though I am not a lawyer, so I could be wrong - this just seems like a logical necessity to make settlements worthwhile). I could definitely see SCO using their tried and tested strategy of using a plausible legal argument combined with heaps of FUD to make it appear that they might have a case to the point that they can drag BSD through the courts and extend their extortion racket even further.
  145. In other news.... by daisycutter · · Score: 1

    an anonymous SCO-Analyst says, that more 60% of kernel developers ate bread before they inserted the infringing code into the linux kernel. SCO CEO Darl McBride therefore announced, that there won't be any lawsuit against bread manufacturers and end-users in the next 90 days.

  146. Maybe Psycho Threats lead to Bodyguards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, sorry to go against the tide everyone.

    I personally think that the SCO argument is bull...anyone can file lawsuits; it's up to the courts to determine validity, and I sincerely hope that they are rejected through the court process.

    However, I can totally understand needing bodyguards when the active Linux/BSD community makes death threats. I don't care how right or wrong a position is, we are much better off letting the courts settle this. We only hurt ourselves in the long run by making threats.

  147. I don't catch the reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

    1. Re:I don't catch the reference by pyros · · Score: 1

      you're familiar with the use of the term cum to refer to ejaculate, or the act of ejaculating? go from there.

    2. Re:I don't catch the reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The signature refers to the Doppler effect as it applies to light.

  148. David Boes won for IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why he is fameous he beat the trust busters when they tried to prove ibm a monopoly.

    1. Re:David Boes won for IBM by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      That is why he is fameous he beat the trust busters when they tried to prove ibm a monopoly.

      The IBM case was dropped by the Reagan administration, I hardly think those circumstances exactly show great expertise on his part.

      If Carter had been re-elected it is most likely that the US case would have ended the same way that the EU case did. That would probably have been a much better result for IBM if you remember what hit them in the early 90s.

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  149. this is just not civil anymore by superfast-scooter · · Score: 1

    and i dont mean the allegations of threats against scox.

    i know nothing about the law, but surely if rabid dogs are put to sleep, why cant the same be done here (again, i dont mean the allegations of ...)

    i mean, for how long is this going to continue?
    i detest the real people behind scox now - their techies (i dont expect anymore [but didnt think it would go down so low either] from management). i dont care if they have to lose their jobs and be unemployed, but seeing this happen and remaining there is disgusting. its always the same everywhere, isnt it? techies are just happy sitting behind their monitors, and doing what the idiots who dont understand jack about what their company really does, orders them to do.

    i cant imagine being the head of tech at scox, and attending a meeting with these fools.

    also, i would like to know in which field nearly all the CEOs are not educated in that particular field. like, can a project manager from an IT company go and become CEO at a law firm, or maybe a hospital, or say financial institution. if not, then why do i notice nearly all the CEOs in IT companies coming from other disciplines?

    and as per his resume, "From 1988 to 1996, he worked at networking leader Novell where he was responsible for growing Novell Japan's growth to more than $100 million in revenue. He concluded his tenure at Novell as vice president and general manager of Novell's Embedded Systems Division (NEST)."

    i dont know what to make of that (him working at novell as VP, and suing them now).

  150. This is where Kenneth Starr should pick up! by MurrayTodd · · Score: 1

    Let's see, starting with litigation, finding no case, expending great resources to expand it until **something** sticks... sound a lot like the Clinton blow-job to me.

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  151. The SCO must not read /. message boards... by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

    Otherwise, they'd realize that BSD is already dead. ;)

    For the humor-impaired: take tongue A, insert into cheek B...

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  152. SCO: GPL threatens $229B software market by jaaron · · Score: 1

    Saw this one via google news earlier today on InfoWorld:

    SCO: GPL threatens $229B software market

    Citing WIPO data, McBride said that the value of the worldwide software market would approach $229 billion by 2007, and that it was being threatened by the ideas behind the Free Software Foundation's GPL, the software license that governs Linux.

    "The world, especially here in America, is shifting to one that is an information society," McBride said. "In the future, is that $229 billion in software still going to be there? Or in the case of the Free Software Foundation's goal, is proprietary software going to go away?"

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  153. Good thing by batura · · Score: 1

    Good thing they'll be a wholly owned IBM subsidiary by this time next year.

  154. ATT by trybywrench · · Score: 2, Funny

    it'd be interesting to see ATT get involved.

    if IBM is the 800 lb gorilla that you don't pick a fight with then ATT is the demon you hope you never even *see* let alone start poking with a stick.

    now the market is starting to turn on them as well...
    the end is near SCO

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    1. Re:ATT by confused+one · · Score: 1

      AT&T no longer has any interest in UNIX. They sold it all to Novell.

  155. Selective Enforcement (FSF, SCO) by PB8 · · Score: 1

    Didn't SCO complain that the FSF selectively enforced the GPL in court documents?

    Now SCO wants to sue just *one* company over using Linux with their alledged IP in it? Pretty darn selective move Mr. McBride & Mr. Boies.

    If McBride was Pinocchio, he'd need to be made out of Redwood to handle that nose length...as a certain SCOX stock pumper said, "to the moon!"

  156. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

    As for an uninvolved party -- that's not true. AT&T sold all rights on the source code in question to Novell, who then sold it (with strings) to the company that is now SCO. So they are an involved party, albeit several purchases removed

    Well, if they didn't get from AT&T what they thought they were getting, they can ask for their money back from AT&T and get licenses. But it doesn't make any sense for them to try to attack a contract that was legally and correctly entered into between UC and AT&T. Whatever rights AT&T gave away to UC as part of the settlement, they did so voluntarily.

  157. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by jeavis · · Score: 1
    Boies will probably argue the language of the settlement is somehow ambiguous, or its contents are somehow unlawful. They will attempt to cast doubt about the rights granted by the settlement in such a way that SCO Group looks victimized, and thus entitled to damages.

    This means the University of California will probably also get dragged into the mess.

  158. SCO Strategy by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

    1) Pick a fight with everyone.
    2) ???
    3) Profit.

    Fortunatly for the rest of us, there is not possible answer to 2. If EVERYONE hates you (except of course M$) you are going to get trounsed out of existance sooner or later by one of them. Even if you win one fight, statistics are against you.

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  159. Derivative Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their entire claims so far have been over derivative works from Unix. The SGI Irix code, the supposed IBM infringments. If they go after BSD, they are going after Microsoft and every modern OS that shares major portions of their IP stacks with BSD'd code. That would be a fun twist...

  160. Tasmanian Devil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tasmanian Devil!

  161. You know this SCO thing is sad when... by tekiegreg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People make jokes about SCO that are offtopic from the SCO story itself (in 2 pagedown scrollings I haven't seen anything relating to SCO vs. BSD), and are getting modded up, even to +5 funny. I take it pretty much everyone, even the evil MS developers (such as myself) are getting pretty annoyed by SCO (if that wasn't the understatement of my lifetime).

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  162. Ummm by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    When was the last time a SCO product was purchased? Or do they plan on reporting a major loss this year (legal expenses) and hope to make a profit next year?

    SCO business plan...

    1. Sue every *nix out there
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    The above never gets old to me...

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  163. Boies sure helped President Gore by wardk · · Score: 1

    President Gore can attest to the power of persuasion empoyed by Boies

  164. SCO's stock price chart - last 2 years by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    Thank you yahoo finance: SCOX Stock, last two years


    It seems that SCO is having some success in proppying their stock up by making threats. Hopefully it won't last as even Forbes sees them for racketeers now.


    SCO is also violating the GPL, shouldn't we be suing them!

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  165. Linux emulation on the *BSDs by newdaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having used various *BSDs for years now, I'm always amazed at how well the Linux emulation works. Today, the *BSDs have added the ability to emulate Linux lawsuits. This completely blows away any type of emulation done on any other system, ever. ;^)

    1. Re:Linux emulation on the *BSDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So if my linux emulation on FreeBSD 4.8 wont install does that mean im safe ;P


      Also doesn't MacOS X have linux emulation as well? Well its about time SCO try to go after another 300 lbs. gorilla.

    2. Re:Linux emulation on the *BSDs by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      Actually lawsuits is a feature that was present in the *BSDs since the early 90's and Linux is only catching up with them today. All this thanks to SCO (which is what they are claiming in their lawsuit).

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  166. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    You sound like the type of guy who finds Ann Coulter and Pamela Anderson attractice. I'll take my plain, sorta-chubby, and incredibly cute geek girls anyday.

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  167. Microsofts Role in all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I've read a bunch of links between SCO and MS - so could IBM somehow create a legally sufficient link between SCO's RICO style law-suiting, and MS's funding / encouragement of SCO, and end up prosecuting/suing MS for conspiracy?

  168. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    Possible; but SCO didn't have any legal rights to Unix code of any description until a year after the settlement between AT&T and BSD.

    And Caldera didn't have any rights to Unix code till a damn sight later than that. Nonetheless, their claim, whatever its merits, appears to be that AT&T's rights in Unix have been transferred via old SCO to new SCO. Therefore what rights AT&T had at the time of the original suit will surely have been transferred to SCO.

    I know that there are scores of objections as to why their claims should fail, but surely this is their position?

    If SCO wants to assert that BSD contains code that is in their IP portfolio, they're going to have to invent a time machine.

    I'm not following you here. Why would this be necessary?

  169. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A settlement isn't something that can be appealed, as far as I know; and even if it could be, I'd bet certainly not by an uninvolved party.

    As somebody else pointed out, SCO is USL's successor in interest to the SysV code, so they actually are an interested party in the BSD case. Beyond that, they wouldn't actually be attacking the settlement, per se. Instead they'd be attacking the behavior of the other settling party by claiming that they weren't living up to their side of the bargain.

    This might actually be a vaguely clever move. The settlement in the BSD case is under seal, so an ordinary person won't actually know exactly what its terms are, and the other side isn't allowed to disclose the exact terms. That makes it a perfect FUD target. SCO is free to imply all sorts of things about the settlement so long as they don't say anthing specific. They can even say that they'd love to specify exactly what the BSDers are doing wrong but they're forbidden to by the secrecy around the settlement. Nobody can rebut them without actually spelling out the terms of the settlement, which would be illegal. It might even have been effective if SCO hadn't shown itself to be all bark and no bite by now.

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  170. You know, if they're going to go after the BSDs... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    ...if they're still around long enough to do it, that means sooner or later they're going to be going up against Apple, too.

    Why don't they just go ahead and sue "everybody else in the computer industry" while they're at it?

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  171. Re:Great.. by mobets · · Score: 1

    It's not dead, just dying... slowly...

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  172. Clarification on Bois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In the Florida recount case Boies lost what should have been a slam dunk case, demanding that the state perform a recount required by the election laws. Boies lost in this case because he was outmaneuvered by the Republican party lawyers who ran rings arround him.

    Actually, Bois lost Florida because he didn't want the recount required by Florida law... or more specifically because the Democrats didn't. They wanted just three areas recounted, not the whole state.

    Sort-of like the problem with the Linux suit... SCO wants just a portion of the process (the bit where they bully people), not the whole thing (a recount of all their claims.)

    Bois support bullies trying to circumvent the real law, and he wins in the public arena even when he loses in court. (Example: You believe that, despite the law, the Democrats should have won the right to only recount a very few areas of Florida while excluding military voters.) It's your BELIEF that hiring Bois buys.
  173. Novell License to SCO by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    What exactly did Novell license to SCO? Can they revoke it or refuse to relicense it?

    That is all.

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  174. McBride is probably getting kickbacks by bodland · · Score: 1

    from the legal team representing SCO. As long as he keeps getting his scratch he could care less as he bankrupts SCO with "manage via litigation" strategy.

  175. This could cost taxpayers millions!!! by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    At the rate this is going, Darl is going to save BIG money on taxes... he'll be paying long term capital gains taxes when he dumps all of his stock rather than short term gains. That is a huge chunk of money. The lawyers probably will make it to long term gains at this rate...
    Darl is acting like Scarface. Paranoid.
    His lawyers know that expanding the scope of this ridiculous witch hunt make for free press, and will lengthen Wall Streets' interest in their stock, allowing them and their attorneys more time to get their money out. I think all stock sales in this lawsuit should be frozen.
    Darl has a think tank, and he's asking them how long will they can last, how long can they string out these lawsuits? Who else can they sue?

    I'd like to ask the SEC who benefits from all of this? The lawyers, Darl, and cronies. The press keeps giving him free PR. That keeps the stock afloat. A nice big media circus. I wish the SEC would freeze the stock held by directors and executives at SCO.

    I wonder why he doesn't have any politicians on his side. Maybe they won't touch him? I'm sure his lawyers have urged him to get in bed with the politicians. Maybe Orrin Hatch has already told him to take a hike?

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    1. Re:This could cost taxpayers millions!!! by ddavis539 · · Score: 1

      Actually Hatch has a personal conflict of interest in this case. His son is one of the lawyers defending SCO in this matter.

      It would be interesting to know if the Senator has any involvement behind the scenes with this case. For example when I called the Utah Attorney Generals' office, I was told that they are not going to look at SCO or their lawsuits at all, even if they go after individual consumers.

      Because Hatch, the Attorney General and most of the Canopy/SCO people all go to the same church, it makes me wonder if there is some kind of pro-SCO protection being generated here behind the scenes.

  176. Poem about Darl McBride by raptortek · · Score: 1

    I wrote a short poem about Darl McBride since I had nothing insightful or informative to say. Can you tell I'm out of practice? /begin/

    Darl McBride thinks he's the shit
    When that best describes his wit
    Ethics are above his means
    As is his lack of human genes
    Monkey see and monkey do
    He licks and worships Bill Gates shoe
    When he's through being a goon
    A Hallmark we'll send, saying, "Get Smart Soon!" /end/

    I'm kicking myself for giving up poetry writing a while back. If I had more practice I'm sure I could come up with something really good. Hey, at least it's short!

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    1. Re:Poem about Darl McBride by Drishmung · · Score: 1

      There once was a man called McBride
      Who claimed he'd the Law on his side
      But he made foes so numerous
      And his claims proved so spurious
      That soon SCO crashed, burned and then died.

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  177. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1
    As for an uninvolved party -- that's not true. AT&T sold all rights on the source code in question to Novell, who then sold it (with strings) to the company that is now SCO.

    What I meant by "uninvolved" is that SCO wasn't a party to the agreement to settle. Since the case was closed previous to their involvement (they aquired certain Unix rights in 1995, one year after the settlement) they'd have been aware of the settlement when they aquired those rights.

    Though no case law was established since it was settled, there is a record of the findings - BSD code is unencumbered save 4 files, which were re-written to produce BSD4.4 Lite.

    I'm still wondering why SCO thinks they have anything at all about this. The settlement is history.

  178. Good, the BSD people were feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They now know that SCO deems it is a worthy target for a lawsuit. Perhaps FreeBSD, NetBSD, or OpenBSD can get McBride to mention them by name, the publicity would do them a world of good.

  179. It's that time by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    It's time for IBM, or anyone else capable (heck, even M$ ain't _this_ bad), to step up and kill SCO. As for McBride, he should be stripped of his US citizenship under the Patriot Act (to prove it's really meant to protect American ideals, values, freedom and way of life).

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  180. Even evil MS developers hate SCO by eberry · · Score: 1

    Ok, I admit it. I have been developing in the loathsome VB/ASP language for years. However I was annoyed from Day One over this SCO suit. I have nothing but contempt for liars and that's what SCO is. You have to be a nitwit to think this means good things for MS developers. Let's see, decreased competition, even more crappy products from Redmond.

    Viva la Linux!

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  181. SCO has to win this time... by Dr_Vlurk · · Score: 1
    Or they'll go out of buisness sooner or later.
    Look at their product line: it is obsolete! The features SCO's softwares offer are already present in open source alternatives.
    Who buys SCO except companies that may switch for Windows 2003/Linux/BSD/OS X Server in the near future?

    I don't think they can afford to loose other clients: their buisness model probably won't support it...
    I can understand why they want to go after the biggest number of direct competitors... However, I do not approve this.

  182. Dare me. by Mariner77 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Booo! I'll cold blood murder that son of a b*tch if he dares to touch Darwin inside my Mac.

  183. Just like a magic show... by Julz · · Score: 1

    Darl McMagicko waves his hand and pulls yet another lemming from his boot!
    He's boo'd off stage, but alas he owns the soapbox and cannot be moved.
    If only he'd learnt something of Houdini :-)

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  184. you missed one by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 1

    when he successfully defended IBM against the Feds who said it was a monopoly.

    The courts said it wasn't.

  185. so what? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Bodygaurds? So what. They can't stop the One. And Tux is the One.

    He's sure to go in there with herring cannons blazing, dodging their FUD pistols, and having tremendous uptime as he walks on the ceiling and across the walls.

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  186. FreeBSD should be imune to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it was created to get around any 'ownability' issues created by the original berkley vs AT&T lawsuit, it is 'Free' of anything in it's code that would belong, or could concivably be owned by SCO, no matter how convoluted they want to make it.

    Oddly enough, the new BSD license was created to prevent exactly the kind of insanity SCO is working on right now...

  187. McBride's lying about .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    needing to hire the body guards. The PatriotAct is now in force. Did he report the threats to the FBI? That would have made front page news. He didn't because he's lying and to report a fake threat would have resulted in jail time for him.


    Let him prove his claims by publishing the threating letters, email, or playing the phone conversations.


    PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

  188. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " You sound like the type of guy who finds Ann Coulter and Pamela Anderson attractice"

    Pam Anderson *is* attractive, you homo.

    Oh, and its spelled A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E.

    Moron.

  189. In all fairness to Boies by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Boies first came to prominence in the Microsoft case. Athough the case was initially 'won' it was overturned on appeal.
    In all fairness to Boies, I think you are overstating your case just a tad.

    As far as I can remember but is too lazy to look up right now, the Microsoft case wasn't so much 'overturned' on appeal as it was remanded back to a district court for a new trial. Due to Judge Jackson's publicly stating that Bill Gates was a lying bastard (I'm paraphrasing) the Court of Appeal (cannot remember which one) felt that Microsoft may not have recieved a fair and unbiased trial. It therefore ordered a retrial. However, in the meantime George W. Bush had not only won the election but also been inaugurated. His administration decided to settle the case rather than pursue litigation. (Incidentally, during the Reagan/Bush I administrations the joke was that the Justice Department never met a business practice it didn't like. It may seem the Bush II Justice Dep. sought/seeks to operate along the same line.) This outcome may be seen as 'losing' the case. I suppose it's a matter of opinion. However, the outcome can hardly be blamed on Boies.

    Parenthetically, I disagree with the Court of Appeal assessment of what might constitute an obstacle or impediment to a fair trial: if a judge conclude after hearing the testimony of a person, that said person is a lying bastard then that is a conclusion based on fact, as opposed to a judge 'concluding' before any testimony that a person is lying bastard, which would seem be based on prejudice (or possibly prior personal knowledge, in which case the judge should recuse him/herself). The latter case obviously imperils an unbiased trial, but the former case? I don't think so. Why should it? The judge has heard the evidence and drawn a conclusion. In that way it appears to me no different than any other conclusion, based on fact, that the judge has to make in a particular case. It may not be very flattering for the person in question, bu massaging of egos is not necessarily the prime objective of litigation.
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    1. Re:In all fairness to Boies by multimed · · Score: 1
      if a judge conclude after hearing the testimony of a person, that said person is a lying bastard then that is a conclusion based on fact, as opposed to a judge 'concluding' before any testimony that a person is lying bastard

      I agree completely with the caveat that weight is given to the appearance of impropriety even if it is in fact not true. More than anything, I'm just p*ssed off at Jackson for making the statements at all. By creating a separate findings of fact, he made his rulings very difficult to overturn--and his big mouth made a lot of hard work come crumbling down.

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    2. Re:In all fairness to Boies by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      More than anything, I'm just p*ssed off at Jackson for making the statements at all. By creating a separate findings of fact, he made his rulings very difficult to overturn--and his big mouth made a lot of hard work come crumbling down.

      Actually the appeals court observed in its rulling that the fact that Jackson asserted something to be a finding of fact did not make it so. The attempt to prevent review by the appeals court through this tactic was one of the issues that set the appeals court off.

      Mouthing off to the press was just a very convenient excuse to throw the whole case back down to the circuit level. I very much doubt that the case would have been continued regardless of who won the election. Jackson's antics pretty much screwed up the case for the prosecution, they would have been much better off if the appeals court had required a retrial.

      Consider for a moment what would have happened if the case had continued after the appeals court rulling. The appeals court had found that Jackson had been biased but refused to throw out his findings of fact. I don't see how anyone could be confident that the Supreme court would support that judgement. The chances were that the case would be litigated for five years or so before it finaly got to the Supremes and then get kicked out because of Jackson's original idiocy.

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    3. Re:In all fairness to Boies by tiger99 · · Score: 1

      The judge spoke the truth, but that seems to be irrelevant to the US legal system. herein lies the root of the problem.

  190. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT YHL HAND

  191. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1
    If SCO wants to assert that BSD contains code that is in their IP portfolio, they're going to have to invent a time machine.

    I'm not following you here. Why would this be necessary?

    The settlement in question was when BSD countersued AT&T, since the AT&T codebase contained copyrighted code produced at UCB. The original suit brought by AT&T against BSD concluded in a finding that BSD's codebase was unencumbered save 4 files, which were replaced to create BSD4.4 Lite, the codebase upon which all the current BSD derivatives are based.

    That finding says there is no AT&T code in BSD's codebase. If SCO wants to say there is, fine; but they'd have to have aquired rights to the AT&T code -prior- to the creation of BSD4.4 Lite to do so, wouldn't they?

    Unix has a complex history, and I may have confused myself. SCO saying this stuff doesn't help. =) But I can't see how they can lay claim to ANY code in the current BSD (or derived) codebases since 4.4 Lite was created as a result of the litigation in '94.

  192. This reminds me of a particular cat... by Julz · · Score: 1

    'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

    'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

    'I don't much care where-' said Alice.

    'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

    '-so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

    'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'

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  193. Heed my words by rongage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've said this before, and I'll say it again...

    Unless and until we all get off of our collective lazy butts and do something about this, there is absolutely nothing else that is going to stop it.

    What this means is that US, the authors, movers and shakers in the Free Software community (not just us Linux folks, but you BSDers, too), have to attack back lest we risk loosing our hard work.

    If we can not defend what is ours, then we will loose all rights to our work. How can this be put any more simpler. SCO is attacking our property and we are all waiting for "someone else" to defend it. This includes people like Linus and Andrew Tridgell (Samba) as well as the little folks like myself.

    People, get this straight... if we do not attack back (using the courts), then we WILL loose our property and our community. We can't afford to wait for the IBM and/or RedHat cases to play out. We can't afford to let "someone else" deal with it. We MUST act today, now!

    My proposed attack method is akin to a bee-sting. Except in rare cases (allergies), a bee-sting is not fatal, but 1000 bee-stings almost certainly will be. What we need to do is file 1000's of small claims against SCO in your local courts, alleging copyright violation. Seek the maximum allowed for your jurisdiction. Be prepared to show that your work was submitted to the Linux Kernel (or any other project that SCO is distributing like Samba) and that said project is indeed licensed under the GPL. Yes, you may need to consult a lawyer to be effective, but this is the price we MUST pay to attack SCO back, and be effective.

    As long as our dislike of the legal system keeps us from using it, we WILL loose because of it.

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    1. Re:Heed my words by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      This is probably one of the best sounding ideas I've heard on Slashdot. I don't know much about SCO's case here or how the legal system works, but it sounds like an excellent plan.

      You should look into setting up a web site where people willing to do this register their intentions. Then, give the site as much publicity as you can on the Web, Usenet, etc., to gather as many participants as possible. Use the registration process as a means of to synchronize launching the lawsuits. It seems that the impact of this approach would be increased if all the suits were done simultaneously.

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    2. Re:Heed my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why flood the US court system with possibly thousands of lasuits when you can launch one giant class-action suit? Afterall, we're all fighting for the same cause, right?

    3. Re:Heed my words by davmct · · Score: 2, Informative

      copyright is a federal case, and can't be prosecuted in small-claims court.

    4. Re:Heed my words by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      I think you're referring to what is known as a class-action lawsuit. Indeed, one can be filed on behalf of the entire OSS community. I'm just not sure who would be funding the legal fees to such an action as the OSS community is not tightly coupled in a company, but represented by a loosely nit group of developers working/contributing in their spare time for the betterment of our collective. Perhaps the EFF can represent them?

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    5. Re:Heed my words by austus · · Score: 2

      And if you can't learn to spell the word "lose" (not spelled as "loose") perhaps you should quit fucking posting on Slashdot. Belts are loose. Rogue viral companies like SCO loose themselves on society and eventually lose their court cases. But for the love of literacy, learn the difference between "lose" and "loose". Otherwise, you look like just another illiterate whiner on slashdot.

    6. Re:Heed my words by rongage · · Score: 1

      I think you're referring to what is known as a class-action lawsuit.

      Um.... no. A class action is meant to consolidate an action into one setting. I am suggesting just the opposite. Thousands of smaller actions (bee-stings).

      Besides, it's very rare to get any sort of meaningful win out of a class action suit. It's more likely to get a weasel-phrase like "We are sorry it happened but we don't admit to causing it" and possibly a bunch of $5.00 off coupons for their products. Generally, the only people who win in a Class Action are the lawyers.

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    7. Re:Heed my words by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      I agree with you in concept, and that sort of typo annoys me, too. But I think we all know what the poster meant, and with that one exception, the post was pretty clean, as far as /. goes. Let's be vigilant, yes. But with some compassion for simple errors which should not outweigh the insights in a comment.

      Now, before you respond to me, breathe deeply and count to teen...

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    8. Re:Heed my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You SHOULD NOT file in small claims court, because then you have limited your judgement to the maximum allowed by your jurisdiction. SCO could merrily use some Microsoft money to pay the claim and be free from any future claims FOREVER!!!!!

    9. Re:Heed my words by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Informative

      What we need to do is file 1000's of small claims against SCO in your local courts, alleging copyright violation.

      I hate to hit you with this, Perry Mason, but copyright violation cases do not get tried in small claims courts. Furthermore, unless you registered your copyright with a form TX at the Copyright Office, you can't sue for punitive damages, so you will have to demonstrate actual monetary losses in order to sue for compensatory damages, and since you are, presumably, not being paid royalties on non-existent sales of the kernel, you have no grounds for a suit.

      And "lose" has only one 'o'. "Loose", as in "loose legal reasoning" has two.

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    10. Re:Heed my words by Matt2k · · Score: 1

      Sure, we'll get right on this. When you file, make sure to post scans of your papers, we'll be right behind ya.

    11. Re:Heed my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Rogue viral companies like SCO loose themselves on society and eventually lose their court cases."


      You mean "let themselves loose", hypocritical fucktard and three-fourths.
    12. Re:Heed my words by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      The 1000 stings that you speak of, would cost each of the developers money they probably don't want to spend suing SCO. I am sure they can fend off or procrastinate (if nothing else) 1000 lawsuits filed by individuals. In _either_ case, the lawyers will win big, not the end user/plaintiff, so your point is a little moot. I could say the converse of what you said, that is one large, massive hit/sting/whatever placed in the right spot, at the right time, could irreperably damage SCO. The lawyers you need anyway, cause they give legal form to your pragmatism ... Thus in the end, they will win the most, however you slice it :).

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    13. Re:Heed my words by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      I read all the replies to this post...cmon guys, don't flame him. You are all acting as if he is just karma-whoring. I mean, he has a good plan. Just read it. "Bring Federal case to a civil court..what?" Disregard what I was going to say...fire at will.

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    14. Re:Heed my words by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Simple, demand a portion of every licence they have sold, MS bought one and i have no idea who else may have,

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    15. Re:Heed my words by ddimas · · Score: 1

      You can sue for misapropriated income, then sue for triple damages under the RICO laws.

    16. Re:Heed my words by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      What we need to do is file 1000's of small claims against SCO in your local courts...


      Why? SCO hasn't actually done much, they've just claimed they were going to do something.
      This latest is so vague it's ridiculous.

      We don't need to file lawsuits, all we need to do is threaten to file lawsuits.
      One AP story that quotes any person who can make any claim to IP in the linux kernel,
      saying something like "If things work out the way I expect, sometime in the next 6 to 8 weeks SCO
      will be hit with a class action suit for their flagrant copyright violations to the tune of 22 Billion dollars".

      Then follow that up every two days with "yet another author joins the suit" naming someone else who has IP in the linux kernel and up the amount by a billion dollars.

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    17. Re:Heed my words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a dictionary, idiot.

      Scroll down a bit for the verb definition.

    18. Re:Heed my words by panoplos · · Score: 1
      And "lose" has only one 'o'. "Loose", as in "loose legal reasoning" has two.


      And your clause "as in 'loose legal reasoning'" requires a closing comma, smart ass!!
    19. Re:Heed my words by panoplos · · Score: 1

      And, yes, smartass is one word... :-P

    20. Re:Heed my words by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Yes, but the Linux development community is truly international, and so is McFraud's business, so action may be taken in countries where the legal system is much more favourable.

      If he has to employ a schyster to defend each case, it will bring him down.

  194. I'll sue your great great Grandfather ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO seem to be on a heading for nowhere if they think challenging a case that was settled before the current company was formed.

    Yes they may have taken over some of the previous companies property/assets. But for them to even contemplate challenginge the AT&T/BSD decision/settlement is silly.

    Next they'll sue Linus's great great grandfather in the hope that Linux wont have been created.

    On the other hand, if they sue an win against the BSD settlement, could they then sue Microsoft (as MS has embraced so much BSD code/data (just look at the services file))

  195. Is this an allusion... by mishehu · · Score: 1

    to one of our favorite open-source games out there?...

    The Ur-Quan Masters
    Here is the line-up:

    SCO = The Korh-Ah, bent on destruction of Open Source
    Microsoft = The Kzer-Za, bent on enslaving all sentient species
    Linus & RMS = Humans with a precursor service vehicle...

    So what will be our secret weapon to destroy the Sa-Matra that SCO & Microsoft hold in their hands?

  196. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by StenD · · Score: 1
    AT&T sold all rights on the source code in question to Novell, who then sold it (with strings) to the company that is now SCO.
    Not quite. Novell sold rights to Classic SCO, which then sold rights to Pod SCO.
    Well, if they didn't get from AT&T what they thought they were getting, they can ask for their money back from AT&T and get licenses.
    No, because Pod SCO didn't buy anything from AT&T. If they didn't get what they thought they were getting from Classic SCO, and Classic SCO misrepresented what they were selling to Pod SCO, then Pod SCO might have a case agsinst Classic SCO.
  197. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1
    As somebody else pointed out, SCO is USL's successor in interest to the SysV code, so they actually are an interested party in the BSD case.

    True enough, but this same 1994 litigation is what gave us BSD4.4 Lite, the legally unencumbered public version of AT&T's code. This is precedent; the current BSD derivatives are based on a code fork that was found to be non-infringing, once four files were replaced.

    The settlement we're talking about was for the countersuit brought by BSD against AT&T, asserting that AT&T had BSD code in their codebase. It was settled out of court for an undisclosed sum, as you point out.

    It is this settlement that I assert SCO inherited no interest in; since the creation of BSD4.4 Lite absolved BSD of infringing upon AT&T's IP.

  198. loud noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    body guards won't always be between you and a sniper rifle.

  199. Re:I think.... you'll need his home address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mcbride Darl C
    1799 E Vintage Oak Ln
    Holladay UT 84121
    (801) 424-2006


    just watch out for the bodyguards ;)

  200. MOD PARENT UP (Informative) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the one day I don't have moderator points myself.

    Sorry...
    Great post!

  201. Oblig Subway comment by HomerJayS · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The Financial Times reports that SCO is indicating it will sue an as-yet un-named Linux-using corporation within the next 90 days. Also mentioned in the article is possible action against Novell, which recently purchased Ximian and SUSE Linux."

    It's OK, they had Subway for lunch.

    Subway, good so you don't always have to be.

  202. Barking Chihuahuas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody looks kindly on a mad Chihuahua biting everyone that won't give it the world.

    True. A Chihuahua barking at a Rottweiler has the following happen to it:
    1) First, it's growled at
    2) Then, it's pissed on.
    3) Finally, it's devoured.

    And this Chihuahua thinks it can take on a pack of Rottweilers by itself.

    Dinner anyone?

    1. Re:Barking Chihuahuas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Then, it's pissed on.

      I don't have a Rottweiler, so I can't say for sure; but I've not seen dogs that piss on something before it bites it. Come to think of it; I haven't seen dogs piss on anything but trees, bushes, and fire hydrants. Oh, and my car; but I piss on my car too... lousy hunk of junk.

  203. Roadmap... by Junta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some companies have product roadmaps, SCO publishes lawsuit roadmaps... I guess that *is* SCO's sole product nowadays.

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  204. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    Sure, Pam Anderson is attractive... ...if you like unnaturally blonde horse-faced bimbos who are so insecure they need to resort to plastic surgery.

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  205. Unnamed corporation... by Julz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Headline: Cat chases tail...

    In a strange turnabout SCO sues itself for using Linux http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=sco.com

    Fourth quarter earnings will show a revenue of 1 billion dollars from litigation of company using Linux and a writeoff of 1 billion dollars worth of shares.

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  206. How to short their stock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does SCO really think they are the only ones who control the price drop?


    The simplest way to short their stock would be to sell on the options market, an option for SCO to be bought out at $1. Yep. You heard it. Not $1 per share, but $1 for the entire company. I reckon ten of thousands of people can offord that. So do it, after all, at the end, they can only sellout to ONE person of their choice. And since it is only an option, it costs nothing to offer it and then let it expire. I have no idea how the mechanics of the options market operates, but imagine if 10000 people each were to offer Darl to sellout at that price repeatedly. Likely Darl will ignore it, but will other people ignore the fact that 10000 investors each trying to buy SCOX at $1? If that's not a reflection of how worthless they are, then what is?

  207. Ghandi by Piquan · · Score: 1

    First we ignored them.

    Then we laughed at them.

    Now we are fighting them.

    Uh-oh...

  208. SCO - Scientology Smackdown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should tell SCO that Scientology's using Linux - perhaps they could sue each other out of existance. Litigious SOBS.

  209. Any lawyers care to reply? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
    What I don't understand, is that in Germany, SCO's victims were able to get a legal injuntion forcing SCO to shut it's mouth until it shows it's evidence in a court of law.

    Why can't anyone in the U.S. do this?

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    Liberty.

    1. Re:Any lawyers care to reply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe its best. The more they open their mouths, the more they look like fools. Whats the old saying, "tis better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open ones mouth an remove all doubt." ??

  210. Who is going to Question the GPL after this? by chip33550336 · · Score: 1

    It would almost be worth it to pay SCO to continue their rantings. This is simply going to solidify the foundation that the GPL stands on. They are becoming the perfect Devils Advocate, which in the end looks like it is doing Linux more good than not.

  211. In other words... by skilljoy · · Score: 0

    Confused about all this mess? Me too. Is this what (allegedly) happened?

    [root@unix]$ ls -ld SysV
    drwxrwx--x 2 Novell Novell 512 1970-01-01 12:00 SysV
    [Novell@unix]$ chown SCO:SCO SysV
    [IBM@unix]$ cp /home/SCO/SysV/mysterycode.c /home/Linus/Linux
    [SCO@unix]$ chown Caldera:Caldera SysV
    [root@unix]$ usermod -l Tarentella SCO
    [root@unix]$ usermod -l SCO Caldera
    [root@unix]$ ls -ld Linux
    drwxrwxrwx 2 Linus Linus 512 1991-09-17 12:00 Linux
    [root@unix]$ userdel -r SCO

  212. SCO shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the shareholders should get an injuction against the executives and attorneys so they can not sell their stock until after this whole thing blows over. Better yet why dont we all go and purchase SCO stock until we own 51% and then we can vote everyone out, disolve the company and make the modify the UNIX license to BSD license so it is free to all. I would put in $100 to stock. How many shares do we have to have and how many are available?

    1. Re:SCO shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Better yet why dont we all go and purchase SCO stock until we own 51%"

      You'd better take a finance course, and learn the difference between preferred and common stock.

  213. sco.slashdot.org by chendo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    sco.slashdot.org for all the SCO-related news, anyone?

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  214. He isn't paranoid... by lamename · · Score: 1

    You are not paranoid when everybody really is out to get you.

  215. Poetic Justice by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

    I wanna see the day that a judge just gets fed up with SCO and bitchslaps them. Let's gooooooo supreme court!

  216. Poor stray calf... by MonkeyGone2Heaven · · Score: 1

    This story obviously strayed from the herd during the recent roundup.

  217. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

    Amen, tell the bitch to eat a hamburger or something. I never understood the fascination with Pam Anderson. Angelina Jolie, yes. Pam Anderson, no.

    Although, the BSD chicks are *NOT* cute. Sorry dude.

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    ymmv
  218. BSD, It's in there by confused+one · · Score: 1
    Did a search for "BSD" contained in files in the WINNT folder on my development machine. Matched 138 files, one of which is winsock.dll. winsock.dll has the following line of text embedded in it: "BSD Socket API for Windows".

    Repeated search for string "Berkeley." Found 11 matches. One DLL with the following copywrite embedded: "(Berkeley) 02/21/93"

    Don't believe me, do it yourself.

  219. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 1

    I think you mean Canopy, not Canopus.

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  220. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ann Coulter is hot.

    As a general rule, the more emaciated the chick, the hotter she is.

  221. In Other News, SCO Sues Santa Clause by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    The SCO Group's CEO Darl McBride has announced today his company's intention to file legal charges against Santa Clause, the jolly old elf of the North Pole. The announcement comes on the heels of SCO's recent assertion that they are the true owners of the Christmas Holiday, which they claim was acquired through their acquisition of sources of Holiday code, also known as 'Christmas Cheer'. "We have been placed in a tug of war between those who think presents should be given freely to the children of the world and those who want to assure consumers purchase them." McBride said during a recent press conference.

    Mr. McBride urged companies to be wary of those who view Christmas as a time for giving, and that there's no such thing as a "free gift" to children. Santa Clause responded to SCO's claims with a puzzled look and a bit of a laugh "Ho ho. Well, I'd like to help you reporters with your story, but I'm afraid I'm quite busy in my shop making toys and getting my sleigh and reindeer ready". Darl McBride responded "The more reigns you pull, the more you see. This man is a danger to the capitalist system. How are companies supposed to compete if toys are given away at no cost? It just doesn't make sense". SCO also intends to name additional litigants in their case, including Dasher, Dancer, Donner, and Blitzen. "As we go forward we will continue to do battle against the notion that gifts should be given freely, but we hope for a position where we can settle this amicably."

    SCO's legal department was unable to be reached for further comment, as they are currently preparing a billion page document showing proof of their claims, to be delivered to the defendant and courts later this week.

  222. How long until... by rdr2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You start seeing the rear window stickers ala the chevy boy pissing on the ford trademark, redone to Tux pissing on SCO?

    1. Re:How long until... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      ...Tux pissing on SCO?

      Until somebody from thinkgeek.com or a similar company read your comment on slashdot. BTW can thinkgeek employes read slashdot when at work and call it market research?

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  223. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by scrytch · · Score: 1

    On an unrelated note, I'm glad to see IBM handling the case the way they are. I'm sincerely hoping that IBM is subpoening Canopus in order to pierce the corporate veil.

    1) Canopy, not Canopus.

    2) IBM's subpoenas have nothing to do with "piercing the corporate veil". In fact it makes it even more of an action against a corporation than any real persons.

    3) You don't push to have lawyers disbarred no matter what meanie stinkie poos you think their clients are. Boies is just another shark in the pool, and quite probably as professional as they come -- they're not the ones issuing the press releases.

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  224. WordNet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Below is what you submitted to dict-file@dict.org on Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 14:03:03
    Word: Asshat
    PublicDomain: on
    Definition: Daryl McBride

  225. *Everything* has BSD code in it by macrealist · · Score: 1

    well, not everything , but a heck of a lot of software does. That's the beauty of the BSD licence.

    If SCO can successfully attack the AT&T / BSD settlement (and don't get sued for copying BSD), imagine the carnage. They could sue *everybody*.

    ...uh, wait, they're doing that already. ... nevermind

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  226. SCO will likely win some cases by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    Knowing the US legal system (as an outsider, not as a lawyer), it wouldn't surprise me if SCO wins a few cases. Since they seem to be suing a whole hoard of people for many different things (IBM violation; GPL is a threat; customer of Linux (I wonder who this is?); etc), the chances are they will win some cases. Just like the recent Microsoft Internet Explorer loss against some bogus lawsuit.

    IBM likely won't lose (since it spends a ton of money on lawyers and has the legal system "under its wraps") but some of the other parties that are caught up may lose. If SCO sues Linus Torvalds (it's not clear if they are or not), what are the chances of Linus losing? Much higher than most people here think. I know the open source organization is paying for his lawyers but I highly doubt they are as good as SCO's lawyers.

    The legal system in developed countries basically come down to who is richer and can afford the best lawyers. One just needs to look at OJ Simpson, Robert Durst, Microsoft, Intel, IBM, G.E., ExonnMobil, BP, Enron, Arthur Anderson, etc. They can still be convicted but with lower terms, if not freed outright. Does anyone think the Enron and Arthur Anderson criminals will get more than 5 years? The latest case seems to be Robert Durst. Now, someone explain to me if this guy would have been freed if he were not rich and had the best lawyers? If it were me, I would get jailed for sure. If anything, I would get some jail term for chopping up the body and hiding it.

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  227. Bodyguards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... regardless of who is right/wrong, if SCO execs are hiring bodyguards, this is a pretty bad statement (and very bad publicity) on the Linux community. Speak bad or go against the Linux community and you risk physical harm? Once you embrace Linux, if you decide to do something else you risk physical harm? This type stuff will surely win support from folks. Typically this type of thing is reserved for folks who are testifying against the mob or something. If they really feel the need for bodyguards to protect them from the Linux community and they have real reason to fear for their physical safety, it really says some really bad things about the Linux community.

    If this is true, the people who are attacking, or threatening to attack (electronically or physically), SCO and/or SCO's employees are doing FAR more harm to the cause than good.

    To Joe Sixpack who might consider switching at some point, they see stories like this and wonder if the Linux Cult will come burn their house down if he decides he doesn't like Linux and wants to switch back to Windows or whatever.

  228. Like my ol' grand pappy used to say... by hal9000 · · Score: 1

    If you're gonna do something, do it.

    You've got to give SCO credit for that much, anyway.

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    Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology; Ain't got time to make no apology
  229. Historic Slashdot moment... by utlemming · · Score: 1

    I think that this is the first time that BSD users and Linux zealots are appearing for the first time to get along in a major forum. This is truely a historic moment. Will it last? Probably not. But nonetheless, now the two camps have a common threat...

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  230. Kind of amazing actually.... by Danse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl has taken trolldom to a higher level. Slashdot trolls can only stand agape and marvel at his trollish magnificence, hoping that one day they'll be 1/10th the troll he is.

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    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    1. Re:Kind of amazing actually.... by PeteABastard · · Score: 1

      High praise coming from such a low uid. You must have seen many trolls in your time here :-)

      Peter

    2. Re:Kind of amazing actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell modded this "overrated"? What horseshit. This is one of the funniest things I've seen on /. in a while.

      Fucking retards.

  231. Follow the Money by Madwand · · Score: 1

    Who is the principal beneficiary if SCO wins?

    Microsoft.

    Who is under threat from Linux?

    Microsoft.

    Who already paid SCO?

    Microsoft.

    Which OSS OS will take over if Linux goes down?

    BSD.

    Ergo, SCO must also attack BSD.

    Q.E.D.

    1. Re:Follow the Money by hemanman · · Score: 1

      I for one wouldn't be all to afraid that Microsoft will ruin Unix totally, afterall, where would they steal^H^H^H^H^H get their code from in the future?

      They are going to sting it, but not ruin it, that would be bad for business.

      -H

  232. Darl Spins the Truth by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    Let's be fair. Darl is being truthful here. What he's really talking about is SCO's sharing of information with various industry pundits and investors. The more wool you manage to pull over their eyes, the more wool they see.

    This particular wool is simply very carefully processed and crafted. In to a yarn.

  233. If so, bad idea by siskbc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IBM has long been one of Cravath's largest and most loyal clients -- in fact, I noticed that Cravath is representing IBM in the SCO matter. I can't help but wonder if one of the main reasons Boies agreed to represent SCO is to go head-to-head with his former parters at Cravath. It wouldn't surprise me if that is his main motivating factor. Boies does not need the money or any more notches in his belt.

    If that's the case, I couldn't imagine a worse scenario for him - a client he can't control, and an opponent with unlimited resources and the resolve to smash him like a bug on the great IBM windshield.

    I know /. seems to have a bit of groupthink going on here as regards SCO's success. That said, I really do think Boies best-case scenario is to drag things out long enough to get everybody on their side mucho dinero. But that's not going to impress the former partners.

    Folding SCO's case everyone cashes out won't make him look good. Losing in court after the same will really make him look bad. Either way, it's a lose/lose situation in the prestige department - it's only in the rankings of "America's top ambulance chasers" that he'll increase his standing.

    The only way I see him increasing his legal prestige is either winning in court or strongarming a great settlement. IBM has made it pretty clear that the chances of either of those is near nil. So while you may be spot-on regarding Boies' motives, I can't see what he's thinking. Or the whole thing could be coincidence.

    Great post, btw.

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  234. Isn't the entire point of a settlement by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... to prevent refighting a court case? I don't think I've ever heard of an out of court settlement that didn't include an agreement by both parties that the settlement overrode (one might even say, "settled") whatever legal contentions originally forced the negotiation.

    I know there's a lot of sealed information about the BSD settlement, but I'm doubtful that one of the secret clauses is "AT&T or it's successors in interest don't agree that this settles anything, and can sue you again at any time." I'm absolutely certain that the secret clauses don't include "AT&T or it's successors can magically retroactively repeal the license with which you'll be distributing your source code for the next decade," and that's the kind of thing SCO would need to make a relitigation worthwhile.

  235. Re:Great.. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I might need to fork over $699 to keep using CP/M on my DEC Rainbow to run Hack (as in, precursor to NetHack)?

    Until they removed it from the base system last year, classic hack was part of the FreeBSD base system. Now it's available in the freebsd-games port. Of course, that's only until Darl gets around early next year to charging $699 for it.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  236. Gee, I don't know... by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Where shall we meet to plan the complete and utter extermination of SCO?

    Where might BSD and linux users both be en masse sometime in the next month...

    ...couldn't be the LOTR-ROTK opening, could it?

    See you in line. I'll bring my pitchfork and penguin bill.

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    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  237. Among trolls like you he is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah sure, and in a few years who will remember him when the industry puts out the next contraversial artist that is very popular with the rich white kid demo graphic?

    1. Re:Among trolls like you he is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Vanilla...um who was he again? And then there was that Markey somebody. I hear that he's making movies now, so maybe that doesn't count, but it will in 5 years or so.

  238. Re:BSD and Windows by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    As I said last nite.. watch out Billy G, they'll be coming for you next! Its always dangerous to feed the animals.

  239. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The more I read on this the more I wonder wtf is going on. It has long since passed the point of being rational."

    It's actually perfectly rational, and rather easy to explain. Just take a look at this line from this interview in CRN:

    "David comes on, he's now a shareholder, he's rowing with us, and let's face it, he's added significant value to our company since February. Our stock was around a buck, now it's $14. That's some of the best money we've spent, not even money, some of the best stock we've issued."[Emph Mine]

    Look at what SCO has done so far: made a bunch of far-reaching claims and launched a massive lawsuit against IBM. It doesn't matter that the only 'evidence' they've shown so far was debunked as ridiculously overused code that's been out and around publicly since the 80s. It doesn't matter that they haven't been able to substantiate a single claim. None of this matters, because investors are purchasing the stock, hoping for the big pay-off because they don't know that the entire lawsuit is doomed to failure. Daryl took a dying company and got its stock to jump 1400%. That's not to say that Daryl isn't more evil than Bill Gates, (he obviously is), but he's neither insane, nor stupid. It's about the money; it always was. Now he's paying his legal team with stock that was worthless before the claims began, so he's not even dipping into his operating capital. That's just ingenius.

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  240. And IBM has more lawyers than Apple has employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and so on and so forth and scooby dooby dooby...

  241. Boies is the same as Marsha Clark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember how badly Clark botched the slam dunk OJ case? Boies is more of the same.
    The glove does not fit - you must acquit.

    1. Re:Boies is the same as Marsha Clark by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Clark didn't botch the case- it was LAPD planting evidence. Appointing a lead investigator who had made racist comments on record. LAPD botched it, not the prosecutor. If LAPD had done their job, she wouldn't have had her evidence blow up in her face.

    2. Re:Boies is the same as Marsha Clark by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      The job of a lawyer is to determine the best legal strategy with the facts on hand. The LA prosecutors *knew* that there were "problems" with the evidence collected, and the problems with the lead investigator.

      Folks, there should be no such thing as "surprise" in a court case. Both teams of lawyers get all the facts of the case, and what each team investigates. The legal term for this is called "Discovery". If the prosecution or defense brings up new evidence during trial, and hints that it was known before trial, its almost always ruled inadmissible. The same goes for witnesses. The only thing surprising is how a legal team may use the evidence to craft its legal arguments.

      Still, the court case might not be a fair assessment of Clark & Co's competence. OJ's legal team wasn't called the "Dream Team" for nothing. They were the cream of the litigating crop. (At very least, the top 10%.) The question is whether the LA team was the equivalent of the Clippers.

      The sad truth is that many prosecutors rack up high conviction rates because they have overwhelming resources to crush the usually indigent defendants. The prosecuting team has the police labs, the reputation, and the expert witnesses. Only the rich defendants can even TRY to put up a fight. So perhaps the LA team experience is analogous to going against the Class A minor league teams all their career, and then finally being matched up with the NY Yankees for one game.

      The District Attourney (who's name I forgot) was a political bonehead who really wanted this showcase trial to come about, and probably didn't perceive the possibility of a mismatch. The trial lawyers themselves struck me as confident they were going to slam-dunk this case regardless of the talent or arguments that they were about to face. After all, they've always gone into court with questionable evidence, flawed crime lab results, and racist cops. It never prevented them from getting convictions before. Yeah, there were probably pissed off those defense attourneys were making millions of dollars, but *they* "were as good as them..." (..and what comes before a fall?)

      What bothered me was the seeming tactical stumbling goofs of the prosecutors. I can't think of one screwup by the defense team.

      The bottom line to me seems that if you get cops that are CAUGHT lying on the stand, writing screenplays about how evidence can be planted on a crime scene, premiere criminologists pointing out that the forensic evidence is flawed, (plus unrelated FBI lab scandals being exposed by Whitehurst before the trial), and guess what? There appears to be grounds for reasonable doubt. If the prosecution understood that they are *required* to present a case beyond REASONABLE doubt, they should have seen this possibility of acquittal coming a mile away (and adjusted accordingly). You can't absolve the prosecuting team because of the people they have to depend on to collect evidence. I wouldn't feel good about any of those guys representing me in court.

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  242. MOD PARENT UP!! by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

    too funny

  243. sco bodyguards watchout by arjun · · Score: 1

    if my mother ever gets through you, she will wash your mouth with detergent !

  244. You're nobody 'til sued by SCO by teasea · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for my subpoena for that batch file I wrote that backs up my pron collection once a month. Then I'll be somebody! They'll all have to take notice then, Eh!

    tea

  245. The legal definition of what SCO is doing - by cluge · · Score: 1

    EXTORTION - The use, or the express or implicit threat of the use, of violence or other criminal means to cause harm to person, reputation, or property as a means to obtain property from someone else with his consent. USC 18

    The Hobbs Act defines "extortion" as "the obtaining of property from another, with his consent, induced by wrongful use of actual or threatened force, violence, or fear, or under color of official right." 18 U.S.C. S 1951(b)(2).

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  246. SCO's next lawsuit by t0ny · · Score: 1
    SCO says they have a patent on Operating Systems in general. This includes everything from Windows, MacOS, OSX, BSD, Unix, Linux, etc. Even Palm PC is violating SCO's patents!

    SCO- All your OS are belong to us!

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    1. Re:SCO's next lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why stop at OS? Claim you own the letter 'e'. All your code are belong to us.

    2. Re:SCO's next lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont you mian "all your cod r b-long to us"

      Oninoshiko (c thay cant su mi ^_^)

    3. Re:SCO's next lawsuit by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      Next step, SCO patents the universe and owns everything

  247. open source community by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the so-called "open source" community

    You don't see any one saying 'the so-called "gay" community' or 'the so-called "republican" party'. Why does this reporter feel the need to make open source developers look like a bunch of death threat sending hackers? And Darl McBride can hire all the mercenaries he wants, the sissy. All I have to say is 'recoiless rifle'. His undoing will be snide remarks like "There is no free lunch, or free Linux". At the rate he is losing customers, I doubt SCO will be around long enough to file suit against the BSDs.

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    1. Re:open source community by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      They uniformly miss the fact that the "community" includes members such as IBM, which is the entire point. It'll be fun to watch just how badly this strategy backfires.

      All this slander against the "community" is being heard by the members of the community who don't happen to be some sort of undesirables who are easily dismissed. It'll all come out in the wash.

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    2. Re:open source community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "so-called" inhabitants of this planet have a problem with "so-called" infringement claims...

  248. What's Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for
    SCO finds copyright code in MS Windows
    SCO finds copyright code in PS2 OS
    SCO finds copyright code in Babbage Machine
    Then SCO owns everyone.

  249. Another note to mods.... (ot) by ebbomega · · Score: 1


    Jokes tend to cease to be funny when the person telling it has to explain it.

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    1. Re:Another note to mods.... (ot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jokes tend to cease to be funny when the person telling it has to explain it.

      "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody's wiser from it, and the frog dies as a result."
      -- Mark Twain

  250. BSD community... "Oh No, Not Again" by Hobart · · Score: 1
    ...which leads to the visual of Darl McBride as a 2-ton sperm whale materializing about six miles over the barren landscape of a planet.
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  251. Re:*BSD is dying by ebbomega · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't Darwin BSD-compliant?

    And OpenBSD has had support from a government or two because of its security, hasn't it?

    BSD is far from dead. The only reason everybody thinks it's dead is because its hardware support isn't as expansive as, say linux. Well, so be it, it's not designed to run on anything, it's designed to run well.

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  252. But hold on... by anarchyboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely BSD will be dead by then anyway.

    1. Re:But hold on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to my BSD webserver that I have by my desk. Or to my new server I just built, with KDE3 on it.

      Works like a champ. In fact, I've never had some of the strange lags and performance hits I've had with Linux.

  253. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm the sort of guy that finds slightly chubby, plain looking women not very attractive. This chick is far from cute - you just haven't been outside in the sun light (GAAAAAAAAH!) and seen attractive women before.

    Pam *is* kinda scary, but better looking than this boy with boobs and long hair. Bleck.

  254. ya know what would be relly funny. by eadint · · Score: 1

    and generate the most posts.
    Darl Mcbride sues slashdot for linux use.
    id like to see how many posts go to that one.

  255. Re:This makes the IBM-Novell-SuSE deal make sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, assuming your senerio...

    The purchase agreement said Novell could not compete with the buyer using their Unix rights. So, they couldn't GPL it into Linux as to compete with the buyer.

    That notwithstanding, the agreement also ends the compete clause if the buyer causes a change of control over the asset.

    So, Novell sold Unix to old SCO Nasdaq:SCOC, which was then bought out by Caldera (a change of control - thus ending the non-compete), which then changed its name to The SCO Group, then split into Nasdaq:SCOX (new SCO) and Tarantella.

    Ok, the non-compete doesn't stand in Novell's way any longer.

    But who has what rights in the "suspect code" is somewhat unclear at this point. SCOX seems to have produced a valid copyright ownership claim, thus Novell's "rights" to the suspect code would likely exclude any right from them to place it under GPL.

    Novel may have rights to use the code in any of a number of ways, but without ownership of the copyright itself it probably cannot license the code under the GPL. Maybe they can, but I really doubt they left such a loophole in the contract.

    SCO bought "value", some sort of value, and Novell has not right to directly destroy that value. It can compete them into the dirt, using Linux, but cannot "use rights in the suspect code" to destroy them.

  256. re. All your OS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they did try messing with Bill's money machine, I bet we would see SCO execs falling from the sky (and into rivers, ditches, etc.) right and left.

    1. Re:re. All your OS... by t0ny · · Score: 1
      If SCO started going after MS, Slashdotter's heads would start exploding.

      SCO is going after MS... so they have to be good, honest, and just... but... SCO is going after my master, Linus, too... I dont know what to think anymore!!!

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    2. Re:re. All your OS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "SCO is going after MS... so they have to be good, honest, and just... but... SCO is going after my master, Linus, too... I dont know what to think anymore!!!"

      Please, you're slashdottin yerself fool.

      SCO won't go after MS, even dumb dogs like SCO know you don't bite the hand that feeds you.

  257. Enter geeky conspiracy theory... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone see SCO as the Centauri, and Microsoft lurking in the back as the Shadows?

    That big alliance forming of everybody vs. SCO seems to add up too. And IBM playing the Vorlons, the silent old powerful beings.

    Ok, so it's not a very original theory... but it got a lot funnier as a B5 conspiracy theory :)

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Enter geeky conspiracy theory... by bnenning · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hmm...Apple as the Minbari works pretty well. Years ago they lost a war they could easily have won (by licensing their OS), but are now allies, and have fanatical followers ("We live for the Steve, we die for the Steve"). And in collaboration with IBM they've produced the White Star fleet, er, the dual G5.


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    2. Re:Enter geeky conspiracy theory... by r_cerq · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... That would turn IBM into the Vorlons, who ended up squashing younger races they helped earlier (Linux?) just to get rid of MS^H^HShadow traces.
      Bad prospect :)

    3. Re:Enter geeky conspiracy theory... by goljerp · · Score: 1

      That would turn IBM into the Vorlons, who ended up squashing younger races they helped earlier (Linux?) just to get rid of MS^H^HShadow traces.

      ... only if Sheridan (Linus) goes to Za'ha'dum (Seattle) at tips the balance of power. If not, then there will just be endless cycles of wars between the Vorlons and the Shadows, with neither winning or losing in the long run.

  258. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    That finding says there is no AT&T code in BSD's codebase. If SCO wants to say there is, fine; but they'd have to have aquired rights to the AT&T code -prior- to the creation of BSD4.4 Lite to do so, wouldn't they?

    Oh, OK, I see what you're saying. However, it's my understanding that SCO/Boies know this only too well, and believe that they have arguable grounds that they can bring before the courts.

    Because there wasn't actually any real decision in that case (as the judge persuaded AT&T it was in their interests to settle), and because there would be a different defendant in the case, as I understand it, legally there's actually nothing to stop SCO refighting this battle again if they believe they can make it come out differently -- no matter how wrong-headed and foolish such an action might appear to the rest of the world.

    As people are always pointing out here, you can sue whoever you like, provided you've got the money to do so. That doesn't mean your action will prevail, but I'm not convinced that SCO are actually looking for a judgement anyway.

    That finding says there is no AT&T code in BSD's codebase.

    I think you'll find that it isn't a finding, and settlement decisions in earlier cases aren't in any way binding on people who choose to litigate against other parties, even though the object of the litigation happens to be the same.

    IANAL, so don't take my word on it, but that's how I understand the law to be on this issue.

  259. Microkernel by Ost99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A microkernel is not something that rests between a "real kernel" and the hardware. It's not much like a hardware abstraction layer (HAL) at all.

    It's a kernel that has a limited set of base functions (usually thread/process scheduling and communication). Other services (device drivers and even filesystem) are run as seperate processes, and the kernel provides a means for such prosesses to communicate.

    - Ost

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  260. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but the only way I can think of to get a settlement nullified would be if the settlment itself was illegal. For example, if the settlement included granting rights that were not owned by the settling party.

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  261. It's a pyramid scheme by chess · · Score: 1

    The more I read about SCO's lawsuit against IBM and the more strange claims they sound off to the press and in legal filings, the more I have the feeling that McBride and Boies are doing sort of a pyramid scheme.

    Of course this scheme does not work in money directly. Its working with legal claims.
    So basically, they have an unreasonable claim (IBM in breach of contract). That is backed up with a another claim that is even unreasonable (GPL is illegal), which is backed up with yet another even more unreasonable claim (Novell has a non-compete agreement). And to back that up, they don't hesitate to cross the border to the absurd and outright dangerous - sue UCB because of BSD.
    All along the way they threat every bystander to sue them for using Linux.
    And come next week, they'll sue somebody else.

    And the funny thing is, Stock Markets like that pile of legal threats and drove up the share-prize of that amok running company.

    And Boies already got money, because the SCO-IBM case will go on trial 2003-03-11. That's two years from start of the action.
    That should give McBride, his cronies and investors enough time to legally secure their share.

    Then we'll see a case that drags on, because already now amount of paper to be read is enormous (millions). Plus a gazillion subpoenas. How long will it stay in court?

    I don't know. But there are two things I know. Pyramid Schemes have an end, and the propper way to end an amok run is suicide.

    chess

  262. Re:or better yet - SCO sues Microsoft over Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or even this.

  263. Gives a whole new meaning to... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

    CLONE WARS

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  264. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1
    unnaturally blonde horse-faced bimbos who are so insecure they need to resort to plastic surgery
    That would be Sarah Jessica Parker, then.
  265. Just need SOME kind of PR to prop up the stock... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Which is deflating like the Hindenberg-- except there's no "humanity" to bemoan. They'll make whatever bizarre claim they think may influence a few speculators to keep their flagging stock from completely tanking. But it ain't working so good anymore, as they now look like the boy who cried wolf. They won't be around long enough to sue *BSD, in fact they should consider themselves lucky if they make it to Christmas...

  266. Re:Great.. by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

    now SCO is targetting DEAD OSes! ;-)

    Umm numb nuts, most firewalls, load balancers, etc run BSD. Its not advertised like Linux, but Nokia, F5's, etc, etc...List really goes on, run BSD. Imagine for every certain router/firewall/load balancer you had to pay $1399 ontop of paying for your linux servers too.

    Also the hard working people on the *BSD teams, I'm sure they dont appreciate you calling their OS dead since practically every OS out there in main stream borrows from them, *INCLUDING LINUX*.

    God! I hate trolls that are moderated funny or insightful.

  267. "Threats" my ass by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    "I just don't buy it," said Bruce Perens, a Berkeley, Calif.-based Linux developer and open source advocate. " This is just an effort to discredit the open-source community.
    "If there were real threats, the police would be there instead of husky fellows with radio tubes in their heads," he said.
    Damn good point.

    So. Where were the cops then? When are we gonna see some of these 'zealots' as McBride calls them running away with their shirts off and getting thrown to the ground and arrested by the cops with a footnote to say that 'all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law?'

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    1. Re:"Threats" my ass by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Well this one can be proved easily enough.
      If it is true it would be a felony.
      Failure to report a felony to the police IS also a felony. The police reports are a matter of public record. No reports=No crime and SCO is lying through their teeth again. Get that one to Forbes or something and watch the stock price got flush...

  268. I'm just waiting... by nick_danger · · Score: 1
    ...to see when he turns on Microsoft. It's no secret that BSD code is in Windows. Hell, the NT TCP/IP stack came straight from BSD. If he's claiming ownership of BSD, then it isn't too far a stretch to think that MS would be next.

    McBride: All your base are belong to us. ALL of them.

    1. Re:I'm just waiting... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      But remember Microsoft paid a license in the so called quote "invenstment". They will not go after them.

      Maybe the license MS bought was for BSD. Hmmm

  269. It'll be fascinating.. by Espressoman · · Score: 1

    when SCO goes after HURD...

  270. Stat of Lim & Eminent Domain: AT&T-BSD set by aphor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL, so could someone please give me a hint as to how this NINE YEAR OLD legal settlement can even be raised if there is a SEVEN YEAR statute of limitations.

    Can they argue that AT&T didn't know what they agreed to, and subsequently allowed to happen, up until SCO bought the rights from them? "We, meaning SCO, didn't buy what AT&T thought they sold to us. We bought something much more. Actually we claim stuff that AT&T thought they gave away before selling the rights to us?"

    If intellectual property can be handled in the law like real estate, then why not also apply eminent domain as in "SCO hasn't for a LONG time been the de-facto owner of anything anyone else cares about. Even if the old paper would have entitled them to something, they gave it up when all these years they allowed us to act as if we owned it and spent all of our blood and sweat to keep it useful. Now that what they have is unsalable, they are only trying to claim the fruits of our labor." What do you think about that?

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  271. Good post, here's more info. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, just FYI (I studied the election)

    There was a recount that was initiated by Florida Law. This recount is the certified one. I'm pretty sure it included ALL the counties. The reason most people don't remember it is because the liberal media was blabbing about some "disenfranchisement" evidence of which was never established (akin to liberal FUD). And Gore was also in front of the camera trying to explain how to change the method of counting the votes. Gore didn't get his way, and started his own recount (bullying some election officials in democratic counties of course. The republican counties he ignored, but they probably wouldn't have been so nice to change their method of counting to help him out.)

    Luckily, the recount that abided by Florida Law was certified proving the validity of the election. If the recount wasn't finished, Katherine Harris would have certified the original count. If somehow a Florida Court blocked Harris from certifying it (It was threatened, but the Dems lost this one too) then the deadline for certification provided by Florida Law would have passed (it was certified like with in THAT day), and the Florida electors would not be counted in the electoral college, throwing the election to the US House of Rep. If the election did go to the House, everyones vote basically would have not been counted for squat (Way to go, Thanks Dems, trying to disenfranchise everyone!!) But bush would have won still. (The house has/still is largely republican) But probably the reason the Dems finally allowed the certification to slip through was to prevent a larger disaster of course. Even they were afraid about the certification not making in time, because that probably would mean they'll never be at least semi-legitimate (they didn't want to violate two+ laws, and produce a legal mess).

    So, my comment basically agrees with yours if you follow the events you explain . YES, it was good that the US SC upheld Florida Law.

  272. My Internet! by DarkManaX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since I, DarkManaX, am the sole proprietor of the Internet which you are illegally using (I don't need proof) you must either get off, or send $1 to me.

  273. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by hemanman · · Score: 1

    ROTFL! I wish I had some mod points right now.... :-(

    -H

  274. That Sinking Feeling by |>>? · · Score: 0

    Uhm, if SCO is suing everyone, then I've got to suggest a few more people who are infringing on their IP:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=sco

    Results in 3,480,000 possible people to sue, and it only took 0.21 seconds to find. At those expensive legal rates, I just made $1200 - who do I send the bill to?

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  275. Finally, the mainstream is slamming SCO by Kefabi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just opened news.google.com.

    Under technology's top stories:

    Novell slams latest SCO claims
    SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More
    SCO CEO claims top spot on Forbes List of World's Most Hated Business Leaders

    SCO doesn't have much longer to live. They've managed to get on not only techies' shit lists, but now the presses'

    1. Re:Finally, the mainstream is slamming SCO by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      All that and a thumbnail image of a man holding a gun to his foot. LOL!

    2. Re:Finally, the mainstream is slamming SCO by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      And did you notice the three letters on the upper right corner of that icon? :)

    3. Re:Finally, the mainstream is slamming SCO by a.koepke · · Score: 1

      But he did make it onto the CRN list of top 25 execs

      Article here

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    4. Re:Finally, the mainstream is slamming SCO by MadMoses · · Score: 1

      Even better, they show this pic right next to the news.

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  276. The Windows IP stack is BSD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Whatyagonna do next, SCO? Sue Microsoft?
    C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio .NET 2003\Vc7\PlatformSDK\Include\

    WinSock.h(28): * Basic system type definitions, taken from the BSD file sys/types.h.
    WinSock.h(95): * Structure used in select() call, taken from the BSD file sys/time.h.
    WinSock.h(114): * Commands for ioctlsocket(), taken from the BSD file fcntl.h.
    WinSock.h(149): * BSD file netdb.h. All addresses are supplied in host order, and
    WinSock.h(193): * Per RFC 790, September 1981, taken from the BSD file netinet/in.h.
    WinSock.h(379): * taken from the BSD file sys/socket.h.
    WinSock2.h(82): * Basic system type definitions, taken from the BSD file sys/types.h.
    WinSock2.h(151): * Structure used in select() call, taken from the BSD file sys/time.h.
    WinSock2.h(170): * Commands for ioctlsocket(), taken from the BSD file fcntl.h.
    WinSock2.h(205): * BSD file netdb.h. All addresses are supplied in host order, and
    WinSock2.h(249): * Per RFC 790, September 1981, taken from the BSD file netinet/in.h.
    WinSock2.h(427): * taken from the BSD file sys/socket.h.
    As has been argued all over the 'net for the past four years - the underlying Windows code is likely based on BSD, given the comments that are still in the Visual C++ SDK header files many, many years after Microsoft first needed an IP stack of their own - and copied verbatim from BSD (which is perfectly legal under their licencing agreements).

    It ain't gonna happen, but if BSD falls - so does Windows.
  277. FAILURE TO THE Nth DEGREE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > SCO is about as dangerous to Linux and BSD as a blind, deaf quadrapalegic kitten. It screams like hell, but it's only a question of how quick you put the kitten out of it's misery.

    Perhaps the worst analogy I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Please MOD PARENT DOWN.

    1. Re:FAILURE TO THE Nth DEGREE by FuBaR+Technician · · Score: 1

      I agree...that was an awful analogy...but I know where you were coming from. I was downloading freeBSD, not SCO - I'm not _that_ crazy now. It's on the box now, the box is happy and I'm happy. I did see where you can install SCO compatability, that's probably what this whole tiff is about...but who'd want that anyways?

      -TLAY

  278. Coordinates by Sazarac · · Score: 2, Funny
    In case any of you big-giant-brain types want to re-task a satellite to degrade orbit and "splash down" in Las Vegas, here's the coordinates of Mandalay Bay:

    3950 Las Vegas Blvd. South
    Las Vegas, Nv , 89193-8880
    Longitude: 115.1727, Latitude: 36.0922

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    1. Re:Coordinates by certsoft · · Score: 1

      Actually that longitude and lattitude is near the town of Nanle in China. The correct longitude is -115.1727

    2. Re:Coordinates by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Now you see why Darl Baby has hired bodyguards: hope they can catch...

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  279. Is Darl Mc Bride a friend of Larry Ellison ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some similarities, don't you find ?

  280. No, you have it all wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO sells dead OS.
    BSD merely dying.
    That is the difference.

  281. A Simple Solution by SAFH · · Score: 1

    We all know that SCO is on it's way out, or at least we pray they are, so why don't we give the companies that are using SCO products - a solution. A migration method/spec and the software to make that migration to Linux as easy and painless as possible?

    In the views of SCO, this is the worst thing that could happen, companies know that SCO is on their way out and they don't want to support SCO anymore - but in many ways, are forced to.

    Just my 2 bits.

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  282. Is it time? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    To call for the rubber truck to haul this lunatic off to the laughing acadamy.

    You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps.

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  283. My middle name is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Danger...

    Darl Danger McBride...

    I had to get the fire extinguisher because my display caught fire. It was just too much do display McBride in intellectual on the same page.

  284. McBride was VP of Novell's Embedded Systems Div. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Maybe Darl has access to some old Novell documents that he is saving as his ace in the hole...
    "From 1988 to 1996, Mr. McBride worked at networking leader Novell where he was responsible for growing Novell Japan's growth to more than $100 million in revenue. Mr. McBride concluded his tenure at Novell as vice president and general manager of Novell's Embedded Systems Division (NEST)."
    View Entire Article

  285. News: SCO sues medical doctors by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    In a recent press release, McBride has announced that SCO will be suing a prominent doctor within the next 90 days. It had something to do with the

    using namespace std;

    directive. McBride says that the std namespace obviously belongs to them and their rights to std::AIDS, std::syphillus, and std::herpes are being violated.

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  286. Next headline by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    Darl McBride Claims SCO's Ownership Of All That Stuff You Guys Have Been Keeping In The Bottom Of Your Sock Drawers For Years

    LINDON, UTAH -- According to a brief filed today on behalf of SCO, all that uncategorizable stuff you guys have been collecting over the years is actually the property of SCO.

    Darl McBride, CEO of SCO, was quoted in a press release as saying, "Possibly millions of dollars in spare change, broken Star Wars action figures, paperclips, empty ball-point pens, and other various and sundry items are actually the property of SCO.

    "That other stuff you've just been cramming into your glove compartments, that's all ours too," McBride added.

  287. SCO has done it again. by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 1

    The are hinting at a lawsuit against BSD...but say that BSD is clear on the linux ip license faq.
    Just look at the last question.

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  288. Isn't this barratry? by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

    Can't someone get them shut down for this? Or have they not actually filed any suits, they're just _threatening_ to file suits.

    I'm confused.

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  289. *sigh* morons by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    This issue with BSD was already decided. Good luck.. all it will do is make bigger fools out of them and invalidate their claims, via 'prior case'..

    Blah.. they need to go away. They are only making OSS look bad..

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  290. yeah, IBM made Linux grow by juan2074 · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you take IBM out of the equation, Linux would not be growing up, it would not be SMP-enabled, it would not be multi processing, scaling up to hundreds of servers. It is IBM that is enabling that.

    Yeah. That was fake SMP before IBM came along. Beowulf was all IBM too, right?

    McBride must be some Linux history expert, or something.

  291. Next on COPS by gladbach · · Score: 2, Funny

    smelly, long haired man wearing taped glasses and a T-shirt with the DECSS code on it, attacks executive with railgun he made in his garage. Violent video games were blamed for the incident. Also found on his person were caffeine pills, a computer edited picture of natalie portman with what looks like grits poured all over her, and something witnesses can only describe as slimy hollow tube of squishy rubber....

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    1. Re:Next on COPS by gladbach · · Score: 2, Informative

      wow, speaking of grits...

      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ 03 1115/ids_photos_en/r3048724578.jpg&e=5&ncid=17 56

      +1 off topic here we come! you know you love it!

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    2. Re:Next on COPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic? read the articles you fools, about the sco execs hiring body guards...

      Sigh, what is the world coming to, a post with natalie portman and grits in it being modded down.... sigh

    3. Re:Next on COPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would be better if the attack used sharpened linux distro CDs, sharpened all around the edges, fired in rapid succession at high velocities. A rail gun just wouldn't provide enough poetic justice...

  292. Mother of all Flamewars by brrrrrrt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Man, I can't wait to see the flamewar when Darl McBride is going to attack Theo de Raadt of OpenBSD!

    That's going to be a classic, it'll take the title "Mother of all Flamewars" from Torvalds vs. Tanenbaum.

    And there'll be a theme for the song of 3.5-release..

    1. Re:Mother of all Flamewars by rdr2 · · Score: 1

      aye... the have unleashed jihad!!! mmmmm.... 70 virgins

  293. Untrue. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Informative

    There certainly has been no recount, formal or informal, would have given algore the electoral votes.

    Not true.

    The NORC study shows that under the state-wide recount oredered by the FL SC, Gore would have won.

    Under other, partial, recounts Bush won. Ironically, under Gore's prefered recount method, Gore would have lost.

    You probably saw this in the news as "Recount Shows Bush Would Have Won", with perhaps a footnote at the bottom about how actually Gore would have won, unless you used one of the recount methods that was never seriously considered.

    I think this is strange.

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    The enemies of Democracy are
  294. Only winner is Microsoft by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If SCO wins.. it puts the OSS camp out of commission for a year or so while the offending code is taken out. And years to undo the 'image' damage.

    Microsoft has another year to gain market, and uses the bad image against us.

    If SCO looses, it takes years to undo the 'image' damage, and Microsoft uses the bad image against us to gain market share...

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  295. Re:Or unless by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, if the guys who ran Enron into the ground (and destroyed thousands of people's plans for the future) haven't been whacked yet, nobody's going to hit a SCO exec

    Unless of course, SCO sues Apple. Then some Apple Zealot is bound to go on a SCO rampage.

    PS I'm an Apple Zealot

  296. What about the rest of SCO? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Darl isn't the only one who works at SCO, _and_ they have a law firm on their side. Darl can be as insane as you like, but how does he control the minds of so many other people and make them believe that he's right?

    Being the CEO of SCO gives him power over his employees, but why hasn't Boies figured out that Darl's a lunatic and dropped him like a rock? Yes, I know that the law firm has SCO stock, but when you know you're going to lose, cut your losses!!

    1. Re:What about the rest of SCO? by black+mariah · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Because, get this...

      The lawyers get paid, NO MATTER WHAT! :D

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    2. Re:What about the rest of SCO? by Frodrick · · Score: 1
      "Darl isn't the only one who works at SCO, _and_ they have a law firm on their side. Darl can be as insane as you like, but how does he control the minds of so many other people and make them believe that he's right?"

      His employees, he has by the wallet (which is even better than balls BTW). As for Lawyers - as long as you are actually giving them cash, they will be what you want them to be.

      Sorta like whores, but without any socially redeeming value.

  297. He's to be feared, NOT. To be watched, is all. n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  298. Keep believing that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someday it might even be true.

    1. Re:Keep believing that. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Until you go to the NORC site, look at the results yourself, and find out that I'm right you are the one believing things.

      HAND.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  299. This amusement... by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    is beginning, finally, to wear a bit thin.

    How much longer do we have to wait to see SCO start getting its ass kicked?

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    Furry cows moo and decompress.
  300. archive of wmv stream of McBride's speech by morgue-ann · · Score: 2, Informative
  301. BSD isn't dying... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    But it sounds like SCO has contracted a hit.

  302. SCO counter strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    i`ve submitted a new newsitem with the following text - i hope there is ample discussion and support in that thread.

    I am getting sick of SCO right now, its time to repay them.

    if you have a service with SCO running, get out of the contracts, tell them why.

    put SCO on your servers blacklists, ony your firewalls drop list, ban them from the network,

    remove any SCO specific code from your software, with a comment that it would not get any maintainance anymore,

    if the user depends on it, he ought to get rid of SCO and their software products.


    we can play that game too, and no one is forced to provide free software like compilers, libraries, tools etc
    to people for whom it is only pearls to the swine. if you realize you have a key component of your software in SCO distributed software,
    write them a mail telling them you nullify all agreements with them and ban them now and forever from distributing that. if they not immediately stop, sue.


    time to bring the damn darl to his knees. if the last provider cuts off network access, if your last customer wanders off due to your threats, you`ll notice that missing money doesnt pay for lawsuits months away, and there is no comfort for those wheeping in the silence of a unused datacenter.



    favourite song quote "they featured ploughshares into swords" - runrig.




    i say its time for collective network and software embargo against legal terrorists. ACT NOW !

  303. apple next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    After all, it's based on BSD...

  304. Unix, Linux, BSD... by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

    ...next SCO will claim ownership of the internet, because it's all running on Internet Protocol packets (an implementation of which can be found in AT&T Unix). "IP is our IP!" Darl will declare.

    1. Re:Unix, Linux, BSD... by lederen · · Score: 1
      "IP is our IP!" Darl will declare.

      ...and paraphrased to "our IP is our IP!", that statement will be really hard to counter...

  305. Argh by johnos · · Score: 1

    There was no overturning of the verdict, or a new trial. The Appeals Court upheld Jackson's finding of facts, and his conclusions in law. Microsoft is a monopoly and broke the law to maintain and extend that monopoly. What the court disagreed with was Jackson's remedies. Jackson ordered the company broken up, and the Appeals Court recinded that order.

    Because Jackson had made critical remarks about Microsoft in the press, the court pulled the case from him and gave it to Kollar-Kotelly. She ran an extended hearing about the proper punishment for Microsoft and decided a slap on the wrist was the most appropriate remedy.

    Massachusetts (and others) disagreed that her orders were sufficient to redress the offenses. They appealed her orders to the same Appeals Court who held a hearing on the matter a couple of weeks ago. And there is stands. Microsoft is a monopolist convicted of breaking the law, and Kollar-Kotelly's orders stand unless the Appeals Court overturns them as well. That would be a long-shot. They may add a few bits and pieces to "ensure" MS is deprived of the friuts of their crimes, but that's about it.

  306. That yarn has been where no many has gone before by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 1

    My first reaction to Darl's quote was no way would I ever touch that yarn knowing where its been.

    But now, I'm not so sure. Read this little piece and then tell me you wouldn't want to see the expression on Darl's face:

    http://torrez.org/archives/000556.php

  307. of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here one is assuming that SCO will still be a going concern come next year...

  308. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

    AT&T sold all rights on the source code in question to Novell, who then sold it (with strings) to the company that is now SCO.

    In fact, they sold the rights (with strings) to the company that used to be SCO. It is the company that is now SCO that used to be Caldera that bought the rights from the company that used to be SCO.

    Does that even make sense?

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    Schrodinger's cat is either dead or really pissed off...
  309. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by tigga · · Score: 1
    then Pod SCO might have a case agsinst Classic SCO.

    But they bought Classic SCO!!

  310. Re:*BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dammit, stop feeding the trolls... erm.... the troll. i honestly cannot believe that more than one person can have such a lack of a life...

  311. Bipolar Disorder by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Bipolar disorder: There are 3 main types of bipolar, and 16 different subcategories. This has led some people to suspect that the people working on diagnostic tools have Obsessive Compulsive disorder. Bipolar people tend to work in bursts of high activity, with roughly equal periods of low/no activity. They also tend to drink heavily, as alchohol smooths the ride.


    For those of us who are most definitely bipolar, there are other things that help to smooth the ride.

    1. Regular sleep. Absolutely vital. If it's past 11PM, you're reading this, and you're bipolar, save a bookmark on this and come back and read it after you've had 9 hours.

    2. Healthy diet. Plan a trip to the grocery store once or twice a week to get lots of fruit and salad; try to cut caffeine AND alcohol out of your diet.

    3. Regular exercise. Do something regularly that helps keep your average activity level high -- such as biking or walking to work -- and once or twice a week do something that actually involves strenuous exercise, such as playing tennis.

    4. Express yourself. Bipolar folks are typically more creative than non-bipolar folks -- something having to do with being able to see both sides of the issue. Pick an art -- an instrument you play, writing, painting, anything -- and improvise on it regularly. You don't have to record it, you don't have to let anyone hear or see what you do, you just have to do it to let that expression get out.

    OK, and a beer now and then doesn't hurt. Unless you're an alcoholic bipolar. Then it does.

    Well, anyhow, this works for me. And when I don't do it, it doesn't work for me. Any time you can avoid the ups and downs without using drugs is good.
    1. Re:Bipolar Disorder by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Only two sides to an issue? So that's why they call em bipolar :).

      What do they call em zealots then? Moebius...

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  312. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by tigga · · Score: 1
    BSD4.4 Lite, the legally unencumbered public version of AT&T's code.

    Maybe it's a poor choice of words... But it was not version of AT&T code. Everything was rewritten from scratch and mostly it happened before litigation.

  313. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by tigga · · Score: 1
    IANAL, but the only way I can think of to get a settlement nullified would be if the settlment itself was illegal.

    well, settlement is a contract, right? I think contract law may be applied...

  314. a "challenge" by TWX · · Score: 1

    What's funny about SCO having hired "bodyguards" is that now someone could view attempting to maim or kill a SCO exec as a challenge, and actually take up that challenge. The "oh, you're so important that you now need body guards, you're important enough to go after" mentality...

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  315. But... by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought that OSX meant OSX iS uniX. ;-)

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    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  316. Accreditation by TWX · · Score: 1

    I wonder what his religion grade was.

    For some reason, I don't think of BYU when I think of great bachelor of science programs...

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  317. Re:Or unless by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple uses *BSD...........

    gun, knife, fists, or feet?

  318. Re:Just more crap to try to support their stock pr by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Looking at today's quote, it seems like their FUD is not having the effect that they thought it might. Perhaps that is why they are getting more desperate and far reaching with their accusations. Seriously, someone would have to have rocks in their head to believe anything they say at this point.

  319. Apple? by Eudial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldnt taking action against *BSD mean taking action against MacOSX? (thus getting the entire mac-world against you aswell, as if the unix-world wasnt enough)

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  320. That would be the dog biting the hand... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    ... and I don't think I need to say any more than that. :-)

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    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  321. Threats, Bodyguards - really games by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I've seen this sort of thing with trivial student politics in a small university - it's just another little game by someone that is a legend in their own mind. Any comment that goes along the lines of "why don't you go and ..." is taken as a death threat, because doing so makes your opposition look bad - but it also makes you look important enough that someone is going to go to the trouble to kill you. It lets people who are in charge of a couple of hundred people during work hours compare themselves to Lincoln. You have to remeber that Darl is in charge of less people than a mayor of a small city, or the guy that runs the buses in a large one.

    Back to threats, I know a lawyer that has received graphic threats of violence weekly for the last decade. He has no bodyguard, and the people who make the threats can find where he works in the phone book. He's had the unenviable task of going into prisons and telling murderers that their wives have started divorce proceedings against them. So far he's remained completely uninjured, and he's not a big guy. If Darl McBride is going take a few insults seriously enough to hire a bodygaurd he's deluded.

    So a lot of people carry handguns in Salt Lake City, but who's going to shoot him? He's not going to stop linux tomorrow, IBM tomorrow, of *BSD tomorrow he's just a rodent nibbling around the edges over time.

    I must be old: "husky fellows with radio tubes in their heads" brings up images of thick glass tubes with wire filaments sticking out of peoples heads borg stlye.

  322. looking at the resume of the SCO execs by superfast-scooter · · Score: 1

    on http://www.sco.com/company/execs/,
    its funny that almost everyone on that board is from the same university called "Brigham Young" (BYU).
    is that the only university out there in utah?

    amazing. buddies havin beer, talkin bout the good ol college days and talkin bout whatevers goin on right now, and where they will be. perfect.

    1. Re:looking at the resume of the SCO execs by superfast-scooter · · Score: 1

      not to mention mr. cakebread and a guy called darcy. lol
      "yo darcy". "hey cake"

    2. Re:looking at the resume of the SCO execs by hendersj · · Score: 1

      its funny that almost everyone on that board is from the same university called "Brigham Young" (BYU).

      is that the only university out there in utah?

      No, there are a number of schools out here, University of Utah, Utah State University, Weber State....

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      Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
  323. Ok, this is getting weird by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    As already mentioned here, SCO wants to undo the AT&T/BSD judgement in 1994. On the face of it, it looks like a good target, but there's one small problem:

    The case ended in a settlement to avoid a judgement favouring BSD

    Now why SCO thinks reopening this case is a good idea becomes murky. The University had a good case, and still does.

    So what didn't that settlement cover? Because if AT&T avoided having to remove certain things, then SCO is likely to still have them. How could that possibly advance their case? Class??

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  324. I say bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    When did he inform the police?

    Or is he lying about this one as well?

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  325. New SCO topic icon by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    Can we get that icon Google news is using (man pointing a gun at his foot) for future SCO stories? It sums up Darl's reign at SCO so well.

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  326. Why BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So faced with an embarrassing code exhibition which backfired with the code being attributed to non-Unix sources, SCO refuses to admit the truth.

    Instead, they are attempting to foster the illusion that they showed *real* stolen code, but may have been premature in identifying how it got into Linux.

    It wasn't stolen from System V and placed directly in Linux..No!
    It was stolen from System V, placed in BSD, and then was placed in Linux.
    *smacks head*
    Of course... that should be enough to keep the stock price a float a while longer...

    Cunning thieves I'd say!

  327. Re:Great.. by tigga · · Score: 1
    At this rate, I might as well just install Windows on all my machines.

    So, where did you get Windows for DEC Rainbow?

  328. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

    I'm sincerely hoping that IBM is subpoening Canopus in order to pierce the corporate veil. ... They have to not only take down SCO, but also Canopus.

    The most encouraging thought I've read today. Thanks!

  329. NEWS FLASH: Darl McBride Creates Singularity by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 1

    AP: In what can only be described as man's greatest folley, Darl McBride(SCO) was responsible for creating a singularity, otherwise known as a black hole, in Utah, USA, Earth yesterday after filing yet another lawsuit against a free software competitor.

    "I always knew that one would be trouble," God was quoted as saying, "but I never expected him to fuck up my whole plan."

    The singularity was the result of stacking several tons of legal documents in a basement, as well as several bags of what Darl called "Juju magic pixie dust", otherwise known as crack.

    When asked for comment, Linus Torvalds' angel said "See, I told you he was smoking crack!"

    The singularity consumed Earth in a matter of seconds, killing everyone aboard. Rescue angels were sent to evacuate Europa's blooming alge population, which was in the path of the singularity. Europa's alge is considered one of the more important of God's creations.

    "Well as soon as we heard, the rescue team was dispatched," said God. "There was no way we could save Earth, but the alge had just enough time."

    God was reported to have been in meetings all afternoon to assess the damage, and to decide if this universe was fit enough to continue.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
  330. Re:Great.. by endx7 · · Score: 1

    now SCO is targetting DEAD OSes! ;-)

    You mean next they'll be targetting SCO Unix? ...er..wait a sec..

  331. Copyright Suits = FEDERAL courts required! by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "What we need to do is file 1000's of small claims against SCO in your local courts, alleging copyright violation. Seek the maximum allowed for your jurisdiction. "

    Unfortunately for this idea, there is ONLY one law governing copyright in the USA (USC-17), and it says you have to file in a FEDERAL court. Your local small-claims court is going to take you filing fee, look at the suit and say "no jurisdiction". Leaving you standing there a few dollars poorer and no closer to your goal.

  332. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    If SCO wants to assert that BSD contains code that is in their IP portfolio, they're going to have to invent a time machine.

    They could always just patent a time machine and then sue people who make calendars for violating their 'future forecasting IP'. Hey, it makes almost as much sense as what they proposed in the last couple of days.

  333. Tarius is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try reading at 0 sometimes newbie.

  334. If clinical doesn't work - try cultural by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Some people in the business community really are in a different world to anyone that would be reading this. They only associate with people of the same occupation or housewives, and their sources of information are limited to those publications that are seen to be relevant to their occupation. Anything outside their sphere of knowlege is seen as being something you pay others to worry about - something for the "servents", or "too hard". This cultural diffence has persisted for centuries, but the groups that adopt the mindset have shifted. Oddly, very successful managers are usually not in this group, since they generally know what their company actually produces to a degree of detail.

    Darl has shown from his comments that he belongs to this insular group. Silly little games like the greek character obfiscation at his presentation: He appeared to be saying - this technical stuff is all greek to me, ha ha ha. Things like that show the contempt he has for technical staff. It's the old barbarian/farmer split from days gone past, where the barbarian warlord equally partitions off the land to farmers, and can't work out why some are pissed off that they got swampland.

    Darl has shown signs of the clueless end of business culture (far divorced from the company actually doing anything) but it is making him money so it is not clueless to him. I can't see this ending well, without more regulation even more outlandish scams will become commonplace, more regulation can be used by the unscrupulous against their opponents. There's plenty of people that will just say "look at the stock price!" and consider that all other details are the problems for other people. This is Darl's group, these are the people he associates with, and also the people he "feeds off" to make himself richer. I beleive a description used in the past is "robber baron". Expect lots of appeals to patriotism and various other cheap tricks to come out of his mouth if things get tough for him.

    1. Re:If clinical doesn't work - try cultural by Dave3.14159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If psycho-cultural explanations don't work, try greed.

      What's so perplexing here? If you are CEO of SCO, what can you do to maximize your income? Assuming that you haven't got much of a product line, how about suing a bunch of companies to see whether (a) the courts will give you a big payout, or (b) the companies will settle to make you go away? Sure, it's a gamble. Is it the worst gamble ever made in business history? Probably not.

      The greed explanation clears up quite a few other questions about motivation not easily explained by appealing to personality disorders or cultural phenomena, such as: (a) why would a law firm elect to go with contingency payments, (b) why would someone finance a loan to this company, and (c) why would anyone buy shares of this company's stock? Are they all bipolar, schizo-whatever, or suffering from business culturitis?

      Nah, I think it's just a roll of the dice, hoping to cash in. Personally, I think it's a lousy bet and there's no way I'd buy their stock, but hey, it takes a difference of opinion to make a horse race. Simple explanations are preferable to complex ones.

    2. Re:If clinical doesn't work - try cultural by dbIII · · Score: 1
      A lot of people are greedy, but they have boundaries beyond which they will not go due to cultural constraints. In the middle ages some merchants would kill and steal, but would not charge interest because that was the sin of usary and going too far.

      People such as Darl do things that we would not contemplate - we would consider the ideas silly, and that no-one would fall for it, or going too far. In the business world often technical disputes are dealt with by paying for an expert - an attitude of my expert trumps your expert. The more outlandish the claims the more you have to pay, but that's the way such disputes are dealt with, not on technical merits - until you have a judge trying to sort out who is lying. Darl may be greedy, but he's not going to go out and rob a bank - cultural constraints let him know that is going too far. Sadly business culture is such that you have groups like Enron, Anderson Consulting, Alan Bond (who went broke selling beer to Australians - what a loser!) setting examples of what can be gotten away with.

  335. I really like the part about hiring bodyguards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see how well that works against Linux-powered drones.

  336. SCO Will Go Deeper... by SiaFhir · · Score: 1

    When the Unix code is compiled to binary, it contains nothing but ones and zeroes. So it's only a matter of time before they lay claim to those digits and go after anyone who uses them. And since Microsoft has already patented it, the next step for SCO is to sue them for the rights.

  337. Remember Julius Caesar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think that we should all remember history. Yeah, that's the Julius Caesar who borrowed a ton of money, partied it out, and then had to repay it, so got a governorship, and eventually built for himself an army to conquer Rome.

    Just a thought: ever-escalating incredible stupidity sometimes works when a country is highly disordered. The USA is arguably highly disordered.

  338. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're also the sort of guy who should get used to slightly chubby, plain looking women, unless you want to look forward to a future being alone.

  339. Export controls by dbIII · · Score: 1
    SCO have sunk very low, they're now playing the "terrorism" card.

    From an atricle at Byte

    I listened to how IBM has bypassed U.S. export controls with Linux. How "Syria and Libya and North Korea" are all building supercomputers with Linux and inexpensive Intel hardware, in violation of U.S. export control laws.
  340. Now Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Microsoft use some BSD code?

    Uh-oh...

  341. Possible better action by TWX · · Score: 1

    I have no legal training, but I would imagine that if every writer or contributor that has been infringed upon by Caldera's added licencing took their particular issue (as in code or code snippets, or project(s)) to court against Caldera, they might not be nearly so easily combined into a class action lawsuit. Individual projects might still have to have the multiple contributors filing as one suit, but if the kernel SMP team, the filesystems team, the IDE team, the memory allocation team, and the like could each launch lawsuits, as well as the authors of every one of the GNU utilities, Samba, the NFS services, and the like, it bring lots of extra lawsuits, lawsuits that might not be covered by the stock options that Boies et al. are receiving as payment. The only real downside would be if the copyright holders on the projects lost. An upside is that once one suit is ruled favourably for the author, that sets precedent that can be used in the other cases, regarding Caldera's actions.

    Again, I don't have any legal training, though I did have to fight a criminal traffic ticket once...

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    1. Re:Possible better action by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      I fought a criminal parking ticket one and won also. I simply wrote them a letter alleging fraud, and that if they persisted, I would refer the matter to the relevant authorities for investigation. I got a grovelling apology, trying to explain that the guy had written down one digit of my registration wrongly. What had actually happened was that the previous day, when I was parked legally, I saw them recording registrations. He had in fact got the number right, and tried to charge me for being there illegally the next day. But when they dropped the action, I could not be bothered to push the fraud allegation all the way.

      The moral of this is that McBride should be told clearly and precisely what he has done wrong, and what action will be taken if he persists. If he backs down, the matter should be dropped. He should clearly be given, say 14 days, to drop it.

      If not, then all the damaged parties should mount a class action. If he has any brain at all, that should not be necessary.

  342. ha by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    linux zealots are one thing, attacking bsd will awaken hordes of bsd zealots who can be just a brutal, if not more..

    I think by then, he'll want to get real bodygaurds in place ;)

    I'm gonna laugh when these suits dont see light because SCO litigates (due to people not buying stock, and lawyers fees) themselves out of business, and do you think darl is gonna go down with the ship? nope, he's gonna sell his stock and take a few briefcases filled with cash and go to the bahamas before it does.
    I think all this is a final cry for attention before they start sinking...fast.
    they ahve prolly noticed that their stock is starting to plummet, so why not announce that they're now pulling another controversial lawsuit? if that doesnt work, then they're gonna be gone and a distant memory before you know it.

  343. East-coast law school bias by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

    And IBM raises them organically, not pumping them full of antibiotics and growth hormones like Hardvard, Yale, Columbia and such.

    Not just Hardvard ... some of them go to Standford, too. :)

    Cheers,
    IT

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    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  344. Darl... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow man?

  345. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    Yes, brain fart on Canopy.

    And while piercing the corproate veil is, indeed, not the proper term, Canopy has long tried to shield itself from shady doings by wholly owned subsidiaries, largely involving money shuffling to benefit the primaries who hold position only at Canopy. With enough lawyers, time, and money it's possible to prove that SCO was not acting independantly but rather under Canopy's direction -- and that would allow IBM to include Canopy in the lawsuits that are being leveled at SCO.

    As for Boies -- he's not issuing press releases, but he has filed false information in a court of law. Several of the statements in the initial filing are outright lies, which would be easily debunked by even a cursory fact check. If Boies starts filing false evidence during the course of the case he can be found derilict and disbarred. The exceptional amounts of stock being offered as payment, plus the buyout option, could also engender a conflict of interest and that would be another strike.

    And it's still in IBM's interest to cause damage to everyone involved in the lawsuit -- including the lawyers and investors. I doubt they'll go as far as investors (and it'd be hard to do, even harder than the lawyers), but IBM has a definite vested interest in quashing SCO and related parties so hard that it'll make any other company think twice before doing anything similar. This lawsuit is going to cost IBM a great deal of money -- for what's looking increasinly frivolous. Governments aren't the only ones that seek to "send a message" by means of harsh sentences.

  346. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod the parent up y'all, he's correct.

  347. BSD Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the this McBride said the most BSD grabbed from their code would be a few dozen lines.

    They were important line...but a few dozen.

    This amounts to complete bull.....

    This is a smoke and mirror while Longhorn is being developed.. a good PR for MS. Keep the attention of how you might be sued by SCO...Windows is safe....

  348. Some things are simply beyond parody by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

    I remember a Saturday Night Live skit in which they attempted to parody the "Iron Chef". For those who have never seen the Iron Chef, it's a Japanese TV show that is essentially a cooking competition, with a sportscaster doing play-by-play. The problem: the real Iron Chef is already so over-dramatic that the parody could not even match the original concept, much less exceed it.

    If The Onion did a bit on SCO, could they really make up something more bizarre than the true story?

  349. I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is really Michael Jackson in diguise... if he keeps throwing up lawsuits, he hopes he'll keep the legal system so tied up they won't be able to track him down for his 'liasons' with small boys... :P

  350. Bodyguards... hahahahahaha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see this guy getting death threats - but I doubt they're from geeks... Geeks don't get physical, they get even.

    Screwing with bank accounts, utility service, vehicle registration, NCIC records, credit records, items showing up by the *truck* load, sending all kinds of demented porn items, DDOS attacks, that's our style...

    Then again, most people simply relent and go hide when they can't handle the onslaught... This guy is one tough-skinned mutherfucker who might just need the next level eh?

    And geeks still don't need to even get near him or his Cro-Mangnan guards...Can you say EMP or HERF? How about low-frequency sonic attacks (IIRC 7Hz can kill you at high powers, make you shit your pants in low powers)? High-frequency attacks - just enough to make you nuts... Rail gun anyone? Biological attacks - maybe just the flu, maybe just a cold...

    Shit, if anyone was *really* serious about doing him bodily harm, there are these little things known as sniper rifles - you can be a mile away and whack the moron - guard or not...

    And if anyone could have him whacked - it'd be some large corp...

    Fucking SCO - they're absolutely nuts... I just can't wait for this crap to end... I'm sick of reading it already

    1. Re:Bodyguards... hahahahahaha... by steveoc · · Score: 1

      >> Geeks don't get physical, they get even.

      That might have been true back in the 80's B-grade film epidemic, but .. have you seen the US Army at play recently ??

      Gone are the days of Vic Morrow and John Wayne.

      Today we get pencil necked geeks with extra thick glasses and protruding front teeth in control of remote-controlled UAVs, GPS guided cruise missles and other horrific WRD's (Weapons of Remote Destruction) .. all operated from some green screen somewhere far from the sharp end.

      Even when a Bradley FV pulls up before the camera and the doors spill open, we dont exactly see a bunch of Sly Stallone and Doplh Lundgren look-alikes jumping out - more pencil necks, and more glasses than Ive ever seen in any military unit. They are not here to arm wrestle though - they have antennas sticking out of every orifice, and are practically wired into some sort of control matrix.

      So, yeah, Getting even may well have been the way of the Geek back in the 20th Century, but these days, The Geek Crew is the Biggest, Baddest and Meanest gang this side of Compton.

    2. Re:Bodyguards... hahahahahaha... by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      Darl and SCO don't need bodyguards. It's Canopy who's directors need protection. Geeks aren't stupid and know where Darl takes his marching orders from.

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  351. WHOA! 2.0 MILLION?! by Zyrmfxl · · Score: 1

    "the average annual salary for Cravath partners is somewhere in the neighborhood of $2.0 million."

    Dude I can name, like, ten jockeys who make twice that, and I've never watched a horse race in my life.

    Then again, since the source of said salary, in Boise's case, is leeching off the hard work and productivity of the non-lawyerverse, I guess it's pretty good.

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  352. Rewriting Code In Question by ylon · · Score: 1

    First, what exactly are they attacking? The TCP/IP stacks in *nix? Secondly, why don't we just write a new compatible layer. I'm sure that if all Linux and *BSD developers are mad enough and want to work together we can put an alternative in place that will be even better than what is implemented currently. Let's just beat them at their own game? How can they play any longer after game over and we've moved on to better things?

  353. Re:Great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    BSD dying? In the immortal words of DeForest Kelley:
    "It's dead, Jim."
  354. Where are the samples? by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

    Are they sure it's not BSD code?

  355. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by StenD · · Score: 1

    No, Pod SCO only bought the operating systems division from Classic SCO. Classic SCO is now known as Tarentella.

  356. WAKE UP PEOPLE!! by Simkin1 · · Score: 1

    How many times are we going to let them do this?... "We aren't going to sue anyone" -- lawsuits now going on with IBM... "we're not going to charge anyone for our software" -- bills in the mail... "we're not going to sue anyone else" -- whispers of a lawsuit against BSD... how many times will this happen before we take SCO on as a serious threat to open source... Wake up folks... this is the divide and conquer strategy... similar to the -- say one thing, and quietly slip your hand around the back and slit the throat from behind -- strategy...

  357. Linux-Gnu-Hurd Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what part of SCO the HURD stole? Doubtless BeOS has some code SCO will claim as well. Indeed, I bet Turing's Bombes stole from SCO as did Babbage.

  358. Darl McBride hires bodyguards - film at 11 by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    This is Darl McBride. He hires bodyguards because people infringing on his "intellectual property", while in fact being very nice and harmless scare him. (There are more of them.) Am I really the only one not surprised?

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  359. SCO security by bronsinbound · · Score: 1

    Geez, wouldn't it be too bad if he had a fatal car accident?! Imagine: he'd probably have more folks at his wake/funeral than anyone in the history of computing -- mostly to make sure he was REALLY dead and it wasn't another SCO FUD job. And if his lawyer, "colleagues", and henchmen were with him, can anyone here say they'd be emotionally distraught? Understand that I an NOT wishing anyone ill fate; I'm just conducting a thought experiment ;^)

  360. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same argument holds: Pod SCO can sue the successor of Classic SCO, and the successor of Classic SCO can sue AT&T, for misrepresentation, if they didn't get what they thought they got. But none of that chain affects the rights AT&T gave to UC.

    In different words, if Art sells a car to Uta, and then, a few years later, sells the same car to Susie, who sells the same car to Sally, then none of that is Uta's problem: the contract between Art and Uta is valid, and no matter what fraudulent or deceptive actions Art may engage after that point, they don't affect the original sale.

  361. Re:Get an official diagnosis Diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>This is not an official diagnosis, by any means,

    There is bound to be a few slashdot readers who could make an official diagnosis and post it in an article...

  362. Re:BSD? Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So SCO is suing everyone but microsoft, whom it made a deal with earlier this year? Hmmm. SCO is acting pretty irrational unless something else is happening. Proving that would be hard, but would break microsoft apart if it could be proven.

  363. Can anyone honestly say... by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    ...that Redmond isn't behind all of this? The only company that this benefits is Microsoft. It doesn't do SCO a bit of good to ruin their own business. If they successfully attack open-source (or at least create doubt about open-source) then Microsoft wins. It's as simple as that. You can't get any more anti-competitive than this. Even my mother can see through the spin. The only possible winner here is M$.

  364. LWN.net: Federal judiciary to move to Linux by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    This is going to be fun ! Federal judiciary (Utah, Delaware) to move to Linux. Shall we we see SCO sueing the judges ?!

    PEC Solutions' press release says: "PEC will support the transition of the Judiciary's mission-sensitive applications, including case management, finance and accounting, probation and pretrial services, and case-tracking management systems to the Linux standard. PEC will provide Linux operating system and applications technical support and assistance, including planning, advice and recommendations, help desk support, installation and testing support, and full problem resolution."

    Also in LWN.net http://lwn.net/Articles/59104/

  365. Mach itself is derived from BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mach itself is derived from 4.2BSD I believe. NeXT's OS was then based on Mach 2.5 with a modified version of 4.3BSD running on top of it. Basically two BSDs in one...

  366. Buy SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't someone please just buy SCO and close them down? this starts to get annoying

  367. The SCO Group's List of "Infringing" Files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  368. Hang on by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't any agreement between the two actually be between Novell and Tarantella (old SCO). AFAIK Tarantella still owns SCO's patents.

  369. It's all comming together! by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    Sponsored by Microsoft, SCO will attempt to win several key lawsuits which will appoint them the power to charge royalties on every other popular OS besides Windows and their own products. The payoff? Their stock soars every week or two, and the execs cash in. Then Microsoft buys them out and charges Apple royalties on every copy of OS X, and possibly Linux if it's not completely ruined. This is a ploy to re-take the market once and for all.

    It'll never work, obviously, but all the pieces are there. How lame.

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  370. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Error27 · · Score: 1

    I'm sincerely hoping that IBM is subpoening Canopus in order to pierce the corporate veil.

    Wish granted.

    Here is a copy of the subpoena:

  371. Where is the SEC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems rather obviouse that the SCO threats against Linux and BSD are for the purpose of inflating the stock prices. I expect the original IBM suit was for that purpose also. IOW, stock price manipulation. Isn't that illegal? Isn't that something the SEC exists to deal with?

    I'm sure that the principles are quite quilty of securities fraud. Send them to club Fed.

  372. Re:Or unless by andy+landy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    BSD is dying... ...in the wonderful world of SCO it will if Darl McBride has anything to say on the matter!

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  373. Thats not from Aliens! by trezor · · Score: 1

    It's Shakespeare! And one of his finest, I must admit.

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  374. Brilliant! :-)))) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks a lot for making me spit my coffee on the keyboard via nose! :-) +5, Funny! (Why isn't it modded as such?)

  375. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hit it.

  376. SCO is dying... by cpghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks to me like SCO are getting more and more frantic, alineating everyone in the industry. Who is actually still _buying_ their crappy UnixWare implemenation? Shouldn't we find out, and publish a "Hall of Shame" with actual SCO customers?

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  377. Boycott SCO customers! by cpghost · · Score: 1
    What about SCO _customers_? It would be interesting to know who are _still_ buying and using SCO software.

    I'd suggest boycotting not only SCO, but more importantly, their customers. Let's find out who they are, and publish a "Hall of Shame."

    Ditto for SCO stock holders!

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  378. Re:BSD will beat SCO because we have... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

    Eh, beauty is a matter of personal taste--you like Angelina Jolie, I happen to like the one BSD chick (Ceren?).

    On the other hand...ugly, as exemplified by Pam Anderson, is universal (except apparently for the 'tards who think she's hot).

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  379. Yes: East-coast law school bias by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    That would be because I'm on the East Coast.
    By the way, Stanford was covered in the "and such".

  380. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but the reasoning behind that subpoena is not yet clear.

  381. The best part by SavoWood · · Score: 1

    The best part of this is the image used on Google Tech News. There was a story credited to TechNewsWorld with what I think should be the new icon/avatar for the SCO news here on slashdot.

    It was an image of a business style shoe, likely NOT what most slashdotters wear (I'm thinking sandals or hiking boots...maybe sneakers), and a semi-automatic pistol pointing toward the shoe, with a hand on the pistol obviously ready to squeeze the trigger.

    Classic!

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  382. Don't dump on BSD just yet by whittrash · · Score: 1

    Well, at least the BSD snobs can stop saying, "Use BSD instead because SCO has no claim over that."

    Lets not pick on the BSD people. Remember, they have the lord of darkness as their mascot. I am inclined to believe that since lawyers are all the servants of Satan, they will do BSD's bidding. As a matter of fact, I bet BSD owns Darl's soul, which brings up a potential conflict for Darl. Since BSD owns Darl's soul, can Darl sue them, and in what jurisdiction? I tend to believe that all of Darl's worldly goods, ideas and actions are derivitive property of the soul, and therefore belong to BSD. I would bet that BSD would be able to excercise the HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION clause of Darl's contract with the Father of Lies if he were to violate any provisions.

    A word of warning Darl! FOR WHOM THE BELL TROLLS...IT TROLLS FOR YOU!

  383. I'm not sure about that... by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Actually, IIRC BYU has an excellent academic reputation.

    Anyone know about that for sure? I seem to recall it from somewhere but am too lazy to Google any real info about it.

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  384. I, for one, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new trolling overlords.
    Oh, wait. I don't.
    And they aren't new overlords either.

  385. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1

    Yeah, version is a bad way to say it. Derivative, perhaps, is better.

  386. Re:Attack a settlement? How's that again? by pknoll · · Score: 1
    You may very well be right. I'm no expert on IP litigation, and I've not studied law either. Furthermore, this is certainly a complex case, dealing with a complex history of IP rights within the complex history of Unix.

    I agree with you, I it may be SCO isn't looking for a judgement of any kind. They haven't filed but one lawsuit - and that one I think they filed just to open the stage setting for a FUD campaign to discredit Linux and Open Source in the public eye.

    So I guess it doesn't matter what they can do legally in regards to UCB v. AT they haven't actually begun a legal process at all. Thanks for the replies.

  387. What people forget. by windows · · Score: 1

    Awhile back, someone made a visit to SCO, signed the NDA, and described their experience. If you read down far enough, the person reporting this inquired about the settlement between AT&T and BSD. SCO claims that parts of this agreement have gone unenforced. At this time, it was speculated by the author of the report that the various BSDs might be next in the line of fire. I suspect, unfortunately, that they might be right.

    If this is the case, then all the talk about re-opening a case that closed nine years ago, and if the courts will permit it, isn't relevant. Instead, the case is about whether or not the BSDs are violating the agreement, instead of overturning or modifying the agreement.

    Unfortunately, if parts of the agreement between AT&T and BSD haven't been enforced, then it's quite possible SCO could have a legitimate case. Some of the settlement reached is confidential, and as stated by the author, SCO declined to say what terms have not been enforced. So until SCO makes a bigger issue of it, there's really no way to speculate if SCO will win, or what the effect might be on the BSDs.