it might even have to do with my rights, whie on-line.
he is ever so groovy.
but not quite as groovy as Quadaffi
I have a pet fish.
It swims.
It reminds me of the guy who posted this story to/.
the/. frontpage is my effervescent font of oozing puss!
I like puss.
Puss makes me all tingly with joy!
I knew a girl named Joy... she was gay.
No, really, she was a lesbian... back in high school... she really wasn't all that pretty, though, so its not like it was a huge loss or anything... but then she went out with this guy, nd everyone was confused...
that bitch tried to tell people that she wasn't gay, even though she was.
ICANN reminds me of dead things... because soon all the members will be dead... because they're gonna contract some sick disease from HAVING SEX WITH GOATS IN URUGUAY!
Yes it will improve the plot. You will now be able to see the subliminal goats in the background. Raging goat. Raging goats of anger. Raging goats of anger getting plugged up their rears by nascar drivers. The fear, the horror! Kill! Kill them all NOW!!!!!!!!!
I just LOVEBallmer's site! Especially the "fash" section, where I learned to cut the bottom off of an old shirt to use as a hair enhancement! Oh, and the "dance party" photos!
Of course, don't forget to read Ballmer's emails! Here you will discover how truly difficult it is to decide what to do on the weekends... have a pizza party? A fash party? Go to the mall with all of your friends? Have a sleepover and call boys on the phone?
In short, if you haven't checked out Ballmer's site, you don't know what you're missing!
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books are nice when filled with pr0n!
naked chicks!
fucking chicks!
yeah!
makes me wanna spooooooge!
w00t!
pr0n!
the hand of fate will guide me!
wank wank wank!
SPOOOOOO00000000gggggggggg333333333333!!!
yeah!
feels soo goood!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
die die die!
h000000-y333333333344444444hhhhhhhh!
kudos to you!
I like kudos!
but not as much as granola bars!
granola... yummy!
w00ty-t00t-t00t!
don't drink pee, cause that is gross!
yeah!
spooge imitating cum, or cum imitating glue?
poop imitating meat, or meat imitating this?
It is like spooge!
Only spicier!
Spicy spooge!
w00t!
Have you seen my parrot?!!
It is dead because I killed it!
With my bare hands!
Dead parrots are funny!
Did you know that I like to use exclamation marks?!!!!
They are funnnnn!
w00t!
With my bare hands!
There was lots of blood!
I like blood!
Blood makes me happy!
Kill all parrots!
I did not eat the parrot!
Parrots taste like shit!
I know this, becuase my friend ate his parrot!
It was a blue parrot!
Now it is brown!
In his toilet!
It came out his ass!
'Cause he ate it!
But I did not!
sp00g3
spooge@
sp00g3!
spooge?
spooge.
I like to spooge!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
I like to go to the movie!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
sp00g3!
spooge?
spooge.
I like to eat donuts!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
I like to spooge!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
sp00g3!
spooge?
spooge.
I like to take baths!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
I like to spooge!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
sp00g3!
spooge?
spooge.
I like to spooge!
spooging makes me happy!
without spooge, I am incomplete!
give me a sponge on which to spooge!
spooge
sp00g3
spooge@
please try again later.
go back to Mars.
^_^
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
I had to go poopie!
It smelled very bad!
i hope the new Star Trek series will answer these important questions for us.
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma...
I hope it wasn't too obvious...
oh well... back to downloading pr0n!
that is something I cannot answer for you... you must sort out your feelings and discover for yourself... just leave me out of it.
fag.
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
yeah!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
OX RULE!
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
spooge.
spooge!
sp00g3!
eye ham eel-eat!
l00k @ me go!
w00t!
it might even have to do with my rights, whie on-line.
he is ever so groovy.
but not quite as groovy as Quadaffi
I have a pet fish.
It swims.
It reminds me of the guy who posted this story to /.
the /. frontpage is my effervescent font of oozing puss!
I like puss.
Puss makes me all tingly with joy!
I knew a girl named Joy... she was gay.
No, really, she was a lesbian... back in high school... she really wasn't all that pretty, though, so its not like it was a huge loss or anything... but then she went out with this guy, nd everyone was confused...
that bitch tried to tell people that she wasn't gay, even though she was.
who did she think she was fooling?
sure not Michael Sims...
master of all that is gay
so much happened in that year.
so many, many things.
It brings a tear to my eye just remembering all the things that happened in 1998.
do you remember 1998?
I sure do.
1998. fine year indeed!
ah, the good old days!
how I remember fondly... yes, I can see it now...
yup.
sure can.
I've got a photo album.
It has pictures in it.
from 1998.
in vivid color.
Kodak.
4x6 glossy double prints
yup.
1998
I like things that are orange! It is such a nice color!
Orange!
yeah!
it reminds me of DEATH!
I like dead things, like roadkill!
do you like dead things?
stinky dead things are even better!
ICANN reminds me of dead things... because soon all the members will be dead... because they're gonna contract some sick disease from HAVING SEX WITH GOATS IN URUGUAY!
yeah!
ball lickers!
I bet they're down in Uruguay so they can have SEX WITH GOATS!
those sick fucking whakos!
kill kill kill kill kill!
blood makes the grass grow, and we all surely need more grass!
fuck you all!
I like to eat rice with my burritos!
fried chicken sucks ass! - litterally!
I like to end all my sentences with exclamation points!
YES!
fucking loosers!
ICANN? No! They CANN suck my balls!
inadequate
please stop trying so hard
it makes you look bad
not that you ever looked good to begin with
Of course, don't forget to read Ballmer's emails! Here you will discover how truly difficult it is to decide what to do on the weekends... have a pizza party? A fash party? Go to the mall with all of your friends? Have a sleepover and call boys on the phone?
In short, if you haven't checked out Ballmer's site, you don't know what you're missing!
pr0n rules!